Original subtitles

[theme song]

♪ Whenever there's a crime or trouble ♪

♪ That no one can solve at all it seems ♪

♪ That's when they come and on the double ♪

♪ Sylvester And Tweety Mysteries ♪

♪ It might be day or night whenever ♪

♪ Conditions are right for them to flee ♪

♪ Somehow it all still fits together ♪

♪ Sylvester And Tweety Mysteries ♪

♪ If there's a full moon ♪

♪ An old house with rotten stairs ♪

♪ Just wook around you ♪

♪ Chances are we'll be there ♪

♪ Someday I'll eat that darn canary ♪

♪ And then I'll be happy yes siree ♪

♪ But Hector thinks you should be wary ♪

♪ Sylvester And Tweety Mysteries ♪

♪ The chase goes on with each new mission ♪

♪ With backdrops aplenty globally ♪

♪ And through it all they're in contention ♪

♪ Sylvester And Tweety ♪

♪ Mysteries ♪♪

[instrumental music]

(Sylvester) Beautiful Downtown Burbank.

Where classic car enthusiasts assemble each Saturday

at the fall of darkness.

clank

creak

[instrumental music]

So I figured I'd keep it clean, boys.

I mean, road bars are totally down

but they wreck the lines of the boss hog like this.

- Yeah. - Yeah, she's, like, right, man.

- Yeah. - Totally.

[sirens wailing]

Oh, my.

What's all the commotion

over at Warner Bros. tonight?

Maybe they decided to bring back Surf Side 6.

Well, let's take a look.

[siren blaring]

[helicopter whirring]

So, where's the frog?

The green sucker just blew our cue.

Check it out.

♪ I demand the contents of Building 310 ♪

♪ Or nobody kisses your frog again ♪♪

[beatboxing]

Now, there's one snappy interstitial.

[laughs]

bam

thud

(all) Hut, hut, hut, hut, hut..

Heavens, Michigan J. Frog really has been toad-napped.

Now, who was the last person to see Michigan J?

Now, that's the mystery.

Nobody saw him today.

But everyone heard him singin' in his trailer.

(Granny) 'Oh, look, boys'

'That tall soundstage was raised by jackhammers'

'to its present height'

'just to please Marion Davies.'

'To think Leslie Howard once passed through these gates.'

[Hector howling]

(Granny) 'Down, boy.'

'Those trees aren't real.'

'Stop the tram.'

'That fireplug isn't real either.'

'But why spoil it for him.'

I could go on sight-seeing forever.

Take us to Michigan J's trailer.

[horse neighing]

slurp

Ha! Wild rodent on the run.

screech

[instrumental music]

Michigan J's personal trailer at last.

Whaa!

bam

rizz

[growls]

bam

[instrumental music]

thud

Hmm, these star dressing rooms

'seem so much bigger on the inside.'

(Tweety) 'Wook, a tape-recorder.'

chirp chirp chirp

Uh-oh, we don't have time to listen to music now, Tweety.

Humph.

[groaning]

crash

♪ Way down inside the silver trailer ♪♪

Maybe Michigan J left us a clue on that tape.

(Michigan J on recorder) 'May I help you?'

'No, it can't be!'

If television crime shows have taught me anything

the kidnappers will soon contact us.

Sooner than expected.

There you are, Sylvester.

Now, don't get lost around here

or they'll put you in another basketball movie.

Is there a VCR on the lot?

Oh.

(Granny) 'Oh, well, this will do.'

Unless, someone slipped us a color bar sample reel

the ransom demand should turn up right here.

Must I sing this?

[snarling]

♪ Oh won't you please ♪

♪ Please give them what they ask for ♪

♪ Those contents found in old Building 310 ♪

♪ Bundle them up ♪

♪ And leave them on the western street ♪

♪ Alone ♪

♪ Or you will never ♪

♪ Kiss this frog again ♪

[instrumental music]

♪ Oh yeah ♪♪

It needed that.

beep

Well, kids, looks like the kidnapper

holds all the cards in his hands.

Let's hope his hands are cwean.

[grunts]

That's the last of everything inside Building 310.

Yuck.

sniff sniff

Ew, Wiwac-scented cowogne.

Uh-oh.

Whoop.

Oh, my gosh!

'The truck is driving to the rendezvous point'

with puddy stuck in all those bundles.

[laughing]

I'm trying to take pweasure for me too, Hector.

'But we gotta get him out before he ruins Gwanny's pwan.'

[barking]

Quiet, boys, the kidnapper's about to show.

[dramatic music]

[screaming]

[buzzing]

Oh, my heavens.

'It's a giant housefly.'

You'd think he'd be more attracted

to Jerry Springer's talk show.

slurp

[laughing]

Now, it makes sense.

A six foot tongue would strike terror

into the heart of any frog.

That's what we heard

and Michigan J. saw in his trailer

the moment he was toad-napped.

What in the..

Oh, my gosh. Gwanny just got tongued.

[instrumental music]

Extricate me, you gadfly.

slurp

No!

Such poetic retribution.

(Granny) Take me out of this jar.

I'm well enough preserved on my own.

Alas, so much for my rescue.

Who are you and why did you demand the contents

of Building 310.

As-s-s you know

Building 310 is the studio barber-shop.

So..

So, I have my reasons-s-s.

Hey!

[meows]

There now, Sylvester. That's quite enough.

Gary Schiller, president of the United Cue Ball Network.

All cue balls all the time.

Yes, do you know how sick I am of hearing that?

Well, I came across a baldness cure that involves

rubbing a live frog on one's head.

And 200 gallons of hair tonic.

Fly suit which I invented in my garage

made the perfect disguise.

I don't know what came over me.

Probably strong ultwaviolet rays.

[instrumental music]

♪ Oh where oh where has our little frog gone ♪

♪ Right here right here he shall stay ♪♪

slurp

[instrumental music]

(male narrator) From the entertainment capital of the world

produced for television by Warner Bros.

[instrumental music]