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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:24,858 --> 00:00:26,792 Put that shit out. 2 00:00:27,861 --> 00:00:31,763 The doctor prescribed me this shit now. 3 00:00:31,831 --> 00:00:35,426 New Line presents a real nigger movie. 4 00:00:35,502 --> 00:00:36,935 Yeah. 5 00:00:38,605 --> 00:00:41,699 I'm high as a giraffe ass right now. 6 00:00:41,775 --> 00:00:43,299 Right now. 7 00:00:43,376 --> 00:00:45,037 "A Cubevision Production." 8 00:00:45,111 --> 00:00:47,477 This shit gonna be off the hook, nigger. 9 00:00:47,547 --> 00:00:50,641 Hit it again, Smokey. Cough it up your nose. 10 00:00:52,052 --> 00:00:55,920 This shit is on the one. 11 00:00:55,989 --> 00:00:59,083 This is a done one on this one. Yeah, buddy. 12 00:01:00,827 --> 00:01:03,193 You got a bong, nigger? 13 00:01:03,263 --> 00:01:05,561 This shit is killin' my sack. 14 00:01:05,632 --> 00:01:09,898 "Written by Ice Cube." I thought that nigger was in jail. 15 00:01:09,969 --> 00:01:13,166 I helped write this motherfucker too. 16 00:01:13,239 --> 00:01:15,332 They all did. 17 00:01:15,408 --> 00:01:17,603 Look at the smoke. 18 00:01:17,677 --> 00:01:19,872 "Directed by Steve Carr." 19 00:01:19,946 --> 00:01:22,278 That motherfucker owes me some money. 20 00:01:22,348 --> 00:01:25,943 That's the nigger that owes me that money, man. 21 00:01:30,190 --> 00:01:33,785 In the movies, when you beat up the neighborhood bully... 22 00:01:33,860 --> 00:01:36,795 you're supposed to live happily ever after. 23 00:01:36,863 --> 00:01:41,391 But in my neighborhood, that's when all the drama starts. 24 00:01:41,468 --> 00:01:44,028 It was a Friday I'll never forget. 25 00:01:44,104 --> 00:01:48,632 I got high for the first time. I got shot at for the first time. 26 00:01:48,708 --> 00:01:52,269 And I finally kicked Debo's ass for the first time. 27 00:01:52,345 --> 00:01:55,542 Debo ended up going to jail for about four years. 28 00:01:56,783 --> 00:01:58,876 You win some. You lose some. 29 00:01:58,952 --> 00:02:02,479 But you live. You live to fight another day. 30 00:02:02,555 --> 00:02:07,583 There's rumors goin' around the hood that Debo's breaking out next Friday. 31 00:02:07,660 --> 00:02:11,960 And when he gets out, he's supposed to come to see me. 32 00:02:12,031 --> 00:02:15,899 And today is next Friday, and I still ain't got no job. 33 00:02:15,969 --> 00:02:17,300 Come on! 34 00:02:23,109 --> 00:02:24,770 Come on! 35 00:02:31,818 --> 00:02:35,777 Soon as my pops found out Debo was gettin' out... 36 00:02:35,855 --> 00:02:40,292 he wanted me to move with my uncle and little cousin in Rancho Cucamonga... 37 00:02:40,360 --> 00:02:42,385 till things calm down... 38 00:02:42,462 --> 00:02:46,057 or Debo went back to prison, whichever comes first. 39 00:02:54,974 --> 00:02:58,910 Craig! Off your ass and on your feet. Ain't no time to beat your meat. 40 00:02:59,646 --> 00:03:01,238 All right. 41 00:03:01,314 --> 00:03:04,579 Be out in about 35, 45 minutes. 42 00:03:05,685 --> 00:03:07,846 You'll go blind, boy. 43 00:03:07,921 --> 00:03:10,788 Hurry up. This is Friday. We got to hit the highway. 44 00:03:13,259 --> 00:03:16,194 I felt like the biggest punk around here. 45 00:03:16,262 --> 00:03:18,253 I whipped Debo's ass. 46 00:03:18,331 --> 00:03:20,265 He should be the one moving. 47 00:03:42,188 --> 00:03:43,621 When I'm gonna ride that? 48 00:03:43,690 --> 00:03:45,783 - Punk, you're walkin'! - But I'm tired. 49 00:04:05,445 --> 00:04:07,879 Craig! Will you come on! 50 00:04:07,947 --> 00:04:09,881 I don't want to hit that traffic. 51 00:04:09,949 --> 00:04:12,577 You had enough time to get yourself together. 52 00:04:12,652 --> 00:04:14,586 I don't believe this. 53 00:04:14,654 --> 00:04:17,748 I told that boy to put that hose away and cut that grass. 54 00:04:17,824 --> 00:04:20,918 Look at that grass. Stanley's grass look good. 55 00:04:20,994 --> 00:04:24,987 Mrs. Johnson's grass look good. But look at my grass. No! 56 00:04:25,064 --> 00:04:27,658 When that boy get out of my house... 57 00:04:27,734 --> 00:04:29,565 I'm gonna change my number. 58 00:04:29,636 --> 00:04:31,729 Craig! Craig! 59 00:04:31,804 --> 00:04:33,795 Come on out of that house! 60 00:04:33,873 --> 00:04:35,431 Oh, damn! 61 00:04:38,244 --> 00:04:39,871 Goodness gracious. 62 00:04:39,946 --> 00:04:41,846 What's goin' on? 63 00:04:44,250 --> 00:04:45,683 Man. 64 00:04:50,223 --> 00:04:53,454 Use that brick to break that chain. 65 00:04:53,526 --> 00:04:56,962 You think it's the same brick Craig knocked your ass out with? 66 00:04:57,030 --> 00:05:00,158 Get out of here, you stupid mutt! 67 00:05:09,475 --> 00:05:12,342 - Here I come. - Will you bring your ass! 68 00:05:14,647 --> 00:05:17,980 Come on! You got me trying to break a chain with a brick? 69 00:05:18,051 --> 00:05:21,646 Let's go get some pussy, Debo. Fuck! Shit, man. 70 00:05:21,721 --> 00:05:26,317 Shut up! I got some unfinished business to deal with, and your butt gonna wait. 71 00:05:26,392 --> 00:05:28,417 What's the matter? 72 00:05:28,494 --> 00:05:31,258 I fell in some mud, and it's all your fault. 73 00:05:31,331 --> 00:05:33,322 - How is it my fault? - You're taking all day. 74 00:05:33,399 --> 00:05:35,924 And I told you to put that hose away and cut that grass. 75 00:05:36,002 --> 00:05:39,096 I didn't drop you on your head when you were a kid. 76 00:05:39,172 --> 00:05:42,835 Maybe your grandmother did. I remember the summer of'75... 77 00:05:42,909 --> 00:05:45,434 I didn't want to leave my neighborhood at all... 78 00:05:45,511 --> 00:05:47,775 especially my homeboy Smokey. 79 00:05:47,847 --> 00:05:50,281 But he went to rehab last month. 80 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:53,615 And the way he smoke, ain't no tellin' when he gettin' out. 81 00:05:53,686 --> 00:05:55,119 Gonna sure miss him. 82 00:05:55,188 --> 00:05:57,019 I hate you, man. 83 00:05:57,090 --> 00:06:00,116 Here come that dog truck. Shut your mouth. 84 00:06:00,193 --> 00:06:02,855 We're about to fade to black. 85 00:06:06,866 --> 00:06:08,197 Stop! 86 00:06:10,370 --> 00:06:13,862 Get your ass out the car, Craig! This is the rematch! 87 00:06:13,940 --> 00:06:17,535 Think you can beat on my big brother and get away with it? 88 00:06:17,610 --> 00:06:21,239 - Punch it! - I got your butt now! 89 00:06:22,014 --> 00:06:23,948 Debo! Help! 90 00:06:26,285 --> 00:06:28,981 Fake-ass Suge Knight! 91 00:06:31,624 --> 00:06:34,491 I'm gonna find you and put my foot up your ass! 92 00:06:34,560 --> 00:06:36,926 - Get up! - Damn. 93 00:06:36,996 --> 00:06:40,659 I ain't kickin' with you no more. I'm going to Mommy house. 94 00:06:42,001 --> 00:06:45,095 Did you see that? Them niggers are like some wild dogs. 95 00:06:45,171 --> 00:06:49,733 That's why moving with your Uncle Elroy and your cousin Day-Day is best. 96 00:06:49,809 --> 00:06:52,744 Your sister moved out. It's time for you to move out too. 97 00:06:52,812 --> 00:06:56,407 It's time for your mother and I to walk around the house naked if we want to. 98 00:06:56,482 --> 00:06:59,007 What? Y'all are trying to walk around the house naked? 99 00:06:59,085 --> 00:07:01,212 Yes, we are. 100 00:07:01,287 --> 00:07:03,778 We're going to do it tonight when I get off of work. 101 00:07:03,856 --> 00:07:05,949 I can't wait to see your mama naked. 102 00:07:06,025 --> 00:07:08,016 That big old booty bouncin' around. 103 00:07:09,262 --> 00:07:12,197 High-heeled shoes on, walking on that shag rug... 104 00:07:12,265 --> 00:07:14,199 givin' me a lap dance, boy. 105 00:07:14,267 --> 00:07:16,735 - And my johnson swingin'... - Daddy! 106 00:07:16,803 --> 00:07:20,466 Ball goin' one way, johnson the other. The ball/johnson dance. 107 00:07:20,540 --> 00:07:23,373 Daddy! I don't wanna hear that. 108 00:07:26,112 --> 00:07:27,875 What's that smell? 109 00:07:29,315 --> 00:07:32,079 It must be your upper lip. I don't smell nothin'. 110 00:07:32,151 --> 00:07:33,641 I do! 111 00:07:33,719 --> 00:07:35,653 What it smell like? 112 00:07:35,721 --> 00:07:37,882 Like you didn't fall in mud. 113 00:07:39,392 --> 00:07:42,190 Use this spray. That's what I got this for. 114 00:07:43,329 --> 00:07:45,729 Too much! What's wrong with this window? 115 00:07:45,798 --> 00:07:48,198 That window don't come down. Remind me to get it fixed. 116 00:07:48,267 --> 00:07:49,700 Damn! 117 00:08:14,460 --> 00:08:16,052 Nice neighborhood, huh? 118 00:08:16,128 --> 00:08:18,221 It's all right. 119 00:08:18,297 --> 00:08:20,231 Fake-ass Brady Bunch. 120 00:08:20,299 --> 00:08:21,891 Eighteen years, son... 121 00:08:21,968 --> 00:08:25,028 I been chasin' nasty, stinkin', dirty, filthy dogs. 122 00:08:25,104 --> 00:08:27,834 I been bitten by every dog there is in the world... 123 00:08:27,907 --> 00:08:31,240 pit bull, boxers, collies, Seein'-Eye dogs. 124 00:08:31,310 --> 00:08:32,743 What about a Chihuahua? 125 00:08:32,812 --> 00:08:34,575 Twice! 126 00:08:34,647 --> 00:08:37,844 Then there's my brother Elroy. 127 00:08:37,917 --> 00:08:40,249 Everybody loves Elroy... 128 00:08:40,319 --> 00:08:42,310 a lazy nothin'! 129 00:08:42,388 --> 00:08:45,289 Hit the Lotto. I just can't understand it. 130 00:08:47,927 --> 00:08:51,727 - All right. You comin' in? - Hell no, I ain't goin' in there. 131 00:08:51,797 --> 00:08:54,698 I don't want to see Elroy's face or smell his stinkin' breath. 132 00:08:54,767 --> 00:08:57,133 It's going to be different livin' out here. 133 00:08:57,203 --> 00:09:00,434 Don't let your uncle or your cousin get you into any kind of shit. 134 00:09:00,506 --> 00:09:03,737 I'm grown now. Can't nobody get me in trouble. 135 00:09:03,809 --> 00:09:05,572 I'm glad you said that. 136 00:09:05,645 --> 00:09:08,239 Since you're grown, don't bring your ass back home. 137 00:09:15,221 --> 00:09:17,052 Daddy, Craig's here! 138 00:09:24,497 --> 00:09:26,590 - Uncle Willie. - How you doin', Day-Day? 139 00:09:26,666 --> 00:09:30,067 - Where's your big-head father? - There he is right there. 140 00:09:31,370 --> 00:09:33,235 Hey, Unc! 141 00:09:35,241 --> 00:09:37,175 I heard you're running from an ass-whippin'. 142 00:09:37,243 --> 00:09:40,076 It ain't even like that. Talk to your brother. 143 00:09:40,146 --> 00:09:42,740 If it had been me, I'd have shot him. 144 00:09:42,815 --> 00:09:45,079 I know he'd have popped him. 145 00:09:47,820 --> 00:09:50,186 Hey, Willie! How's it goin'? 146 00:09:50,256 --> 00:09:53,191 Still steppin' in that dog shit every day? 147 00:09:54,994 --> 00:09:56,791 You take care of my boy. 148 00:09:56,862 --> 00:09:58,796 Don't worry about nothin', big bro. 149 00:09:58,864 --> 00:10:01,424 He's in the best hands in Rancho "Choke-among-us." 150 00:10:01,500 --> 00:10:04,936 I'm the king here. You just another nigger late payin' his rent. 151 00:10:05,004 --> 00:10:06,369 Ain't that right, nephew? 152 00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:08,407 - Yeah. - Wait, Craig. 153 00:10:08,474 --> 00:10:10,874 - Remember what I told you. - I'll remember. 154 00:10:10,943 --> 00:10:13,844 Now, Lotto stud... 155 00:10:13,913 --> 00:10:15,847 close my door, don't slam it. 156 00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:21,053 Can't even count to ten, and suddenly you hit the Lotto. Ain't that a bitch? 157 00:10:23,122 --> 00:10:25,215 Send Betty my love! 158 00:10:25,291 --> 00:10:27,782 - Boy, you lookin' good. - I can't call it. 159 00:10:27,860 --> 00:10:32,559 Give me that bag. When you're finished with him, come in. 160 00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:34,293 All right. Thanks, Unc. 161 00:10:36,502 --> 00:10:37,935 Damn. 162 00:10:38,004 --> 00:10:41,531 It's been what, a year, since we kicked it at the family reunion? 163 00:10:41,607 --> 00:10:43,370 It was about a year, huh? 164 00:10:43,442 --> 00:10:45,137 Yeah, man. 165 00:10:45,211 --> 00:10:47,702 Ever since you moved out here, we lost touch. 166 00:10:47,780 --> 00:10:51,045 I know. This is a long way from Watts. 167 00:10:51,117 --> 00:10:53,608 But the good thing about bein' out here... 168 00:10:53,686 --> 00:10:56,348 we don't hear no gunshots, no helicopters. 169 00:10:56,422 --> 00:10:59,949 No police, no crackheads, no chicken heads, no nothin'. 170 00:11:00,026 --> 00:11:02,187 Just clean, fresh air. Just smell. 171 00:11:02,261 --> 00:11:04,320 Smell good, huh? 172 00:11:04,397 --> 00:11:06,331 Taste good. Taste the air. 173 00:11:07,299 --> 00:11:09,267 - Yeah, dude. - Aw, man. 174 00:11:09,335 --> 00:11:11,326 Aw, shit! 175 00:11:15,808 --> 00:11:17,036 Who is that? 176 00:11:18,110 --> 00:11:20,044 The Joker brothers. 177 00:11:25,251 --> 00:11:27,617 That's Joker. He just got out of the pen. 178 00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:30,622 There's Little Joker. He just got out of Y.A. 179 00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:34,387 Then there's Baby Joker right there. He just got out the juvenile center. 180 00:11:34,460 --> 00:11:37,224 Then they got a little dog named Cheeco. 181 00:11:37,296 --> 00:11:39,730 You better watch him. He'll bite the shit out of you. 182 00:11:40,633 --> 00:11:42,863 But I got something better than that Cadillac. 183 00:11:42,935 --> 00:11:44,698 - What's that? - Peep this. 184 00:11:44,770 --> 00:11:46,897 What? 185 00:11:46,972 --> 00:11:48,564 Check this out. 186 00:11:51,043 --> 00:11:53,807 - This you? - A little something I picked up. 187 00:11:53,879 --> 00:11:55,904 - You diggin' that? - Damn. 188 00:11:55,981 --> 00:11:59,382 I wish we hit the Lotto and came up on a million dollars like y'all. 189 00:11:59,452 --> 00:12:03,047 After payin' taxes and lawyer fees and all Daddy's bad-ass credit... 190 00:12:03,122 --> 00:12:06,091 buyin' Viagra, trickin' with these sack chasers around here... 191 00:12:06,158 --> 00:12:09,389 $30, $40 now and then, I ain't end up with a million dollars. 192 00:12:09,462 --> 00:12:13,558 We end up with this crib and this bad motherfucker right here. 193 00:12:13,632 --> 00:12:15,224 It's off the hook. 194 00:12:15,301 --> 00:12:16,893 - You like that, huh? - I do. 195 00:12:16,969 --> 00:12:18,960 I just got them 20's there. 196 00:12:19,038 --> 00:12:21,506 Them ain't 20's, but it's off the hook. 197 00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:24,668 Them are 20's. No, they're tens. I bought 'em from somebody. 198 00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:27,008 - But they nice, though. - Yeah, they cool. 199 00:12:27,079 --> 00:12:28,512 They tight. 200 00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:31,448 Then since I had this, my pussy rate went... 201 00:12:31,517 --> 00:12:35,578 I get more pussy from police ladies. Everybody give me some pussy. 202 00:12:35,654 --> 00:12:37,679 What up, Day-Day? 203 00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:40,123 Oh, this lady is funny, man. 204 00:12:40,192 --> 00:12:42,456 She used to own a record booth at the Slauson swap meet. 205 00:12:42,528 --> 00:12:45,292 She is funny as hell. Come on. 206 00:12:45,364 --> 00:12:46,763 What up, Mulan? 207 00:12:46,832 --> 00:12:50,495 Hey, wait! Don't be steppin' on those flowers, motherfucker. 208 00:12:50,569 --> 00:12:52,537 I just planted that shit. 209 00:12:54,373 --> 00:12:57,308 - Who's your boy? - That's my cousin Craig from L.A. 210 00:12:57,376 --> 00:12:59,537 Craig, meet Miss Ho. 211 00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:01,204 Ho-Kym, motherfucker. 212 00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:03,840 Day-Day's just trying to be a smart-ass. 213 00:13:03,916 --> 00:13:05,850 Nice to meet you, Craig. 214 00:13:11,724 --> 00:13:15,216 Yo, Day-Day, something's going down with those eses across the street. 215 00:13:15,294 --> 00:13:18,161 Yeah, I've been seein' a lot of activity. 216 00:13:18,230 --> 00:13:20,494 What kind of activity? 217 00:13:20,566 --> 00:13:24,297 Strange activity. I think they're running drugs from Tijuana. 218 00:13:24,370 --> 00:13:26,565 - Day-Day don't believe me. - I ain't got time. 219 00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:29,335 Got to go, Miss Ho. I'm just kiddin'. 220 00:13:29,408 --> 00:13:33,174 Come by after work. I got the John Blaze shit for you. 221 00:13:34,280 --> 00:13:35,713 Nice to meet you. 222 00:13:35,781 --> 00:13:37,715 - Peace out, Craig. - Peace out. 223 00:13:40,186 --> 00:13:41,813 Yeah. Bye. See ya. 224 00:13:41,887 --> 00:13:43,718 Man. 225 00:13:43,789 --> 00:13:46,189 Nice hat. 226 00:13:47,359 --> 00:13:49,953 I told you she was funny. 227 00:13:52,198 --> 00:13:54,359 - Big house, ain't it? - Yeah, it is. 228 00:13:54,433 --> 00:13:59,029 Yeah. Y'all wish y'all had one like this, didn't ya? 229 00:13:59,104 --> 00:14:00,628 We do. 230 00:14:00,706 --> 00:14:03,869 Daddy! Where my shirt at? 231 00:14:03,943 --> 00:14:06,537 - Daddy, where my shirt? - Which one? The pink one? 232 00:14:06,612 --> 00:14:10,207 You have it here. Ran out of toilet paper, son. Sorry. 233 00:14:10,282 --> 00:14:12,375 - Sure was soft, though. - You wiped your ass with my shirt? 234 00:14:12,451 --> 00:14:16,410 Told you not to leave your shit in the bathroom. 235 00:14:16,488 --> 00:14:18,080 What you doin'? 236 00:14:18,157 --> 00:14:20,250 This is a nice house, man. 237 00:14:20,326 --> 00:14:21,918 I know. Thanks. 238 00:14:21,994 --> 00:14:24,963 I just wish Mama had a chance to see it. 239 00:14:25,030 --> 00:14:28,397 You know she had a heart attack and died when she found out we won the lottery. 240 00:14:28,467 --> 00:14:30,059 I know the story. 241 00:14:30,135 --> 00:14:33,901 If Mama had a chance to see this, she'd have been so happy. 242 00:14:33,973 --> 00:14:35,873 But that's how things work. 243 00:14:35,941 --> 00:14:38,409 Well, I'm about to go to work... 244 00:14:38,477 --> 00:14:41,037 something you might not never know nothin' about. 245 00:14:41,113 --> 00:14:44,139 - Know what I'm sayin'? - Where you workin' at? 246 00:14:44,216 --> 00:14:46,047 At Pinky's Record and Disc. 247 00:14:46,118 --> 00:14:48,712 You can't live in this house without a job. 248 00:14:48,787 --> 00:14:53,281 So try to think about that, 'cause I got me a job. 249 00:14:53,359 --> 00:14:55,793 Job, job, job. 250 00:15:10,209 --> 00:15:11,642 Damn. 251 00:15:25,991 --> 00:15:28,425 Suga! 252 00:15:29,828 --> 00:15:31,420 I'm comin'! 253 00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:37,262 Craig, I want you to meet my old lady Suga. 254 00:15:37,336 --> 00:15:40,169 Suga, my nephew Craig. 255 00:15:43,509 --> 00:15:46,444 You even cuter than your baby pictures. 256 00:15:46,512 --> 00:15:48,173 Thank you. 257 00:15:51,383 --> 00:15:53,681 We can keep it all in the family. 258 00:15:55,054 --> 00:15:56,988 You got a fat ass. 259 00:15:57,056 --> 00:15:59,786 All right, that's enough! 260 00:15:59,858 --> 00:16:01,621 Shit! That's enough! 261 00:16:01,694 --> 00:16:04,663 Go back upstairs, and put on some damn clothes! 262 00:16:04,730 --> 00:16:07,290 - Go now! - Help me out. 263 00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:10,231 Nice meetin' you, Craig. 264 00:16:11,370 --> 00:16:12,803 Nice to meet you. 265 00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:19,835 That woman gonna be the death of me one day. 266 00:16:19,912 --> 00:16:22,847 Viagra ain't workin'. My back keep goin' out. 267 00:16:22,915 --> 00:16:25,907 That freak can't get enough from your Uncle Elroy. 268 00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:30,081 But check this out. Got to lay some ground rules down on you. 269 00:16:30,155 --> 00:16:33,249 - You family. I love you. - I love you, too, Unc. 270 00:16:33,325 --> 00:16:35,691 You welcome to anything in my house... 271 00:16:35,761 --> 00:16:38,195 but don't let me catch you in my refrigerator... 272 00:16:38,263 --> 00:16:40,424 or with your finger in my sugar bowl. 273 00:16:40,499 --> 00:16:42,524 - You feel me knockin'? - I feel you. 274 00:16:42,601 --> 00:16:44,592 Well, let me in. 275 00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:46,501 Who is that with Day-Day's car? 276 00:16:46,572 --> 00:16:48,597 That D'wana. 277 00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:50,198 Boy's ex. 278 00:16:50,275 --> 00:16:51,936 Hey, Day-Day! 279 00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:54,036 That crazy bitch out there again! 280 00:16:54,113 --> 00:16:57,048 - What's she doin' with that key? - Damn. 281 00:16:57,116 --> 00:16:59,380 - Aw, shit! - Is she writin' on it? 282 00:16:59,451 --> 00:17:02,113 - Scratchin' the shit out of it. - Goddamn! 283 00:17:05,124 --> 00:17:08,059 What y'all just standin' there lookin'? Do something! 284 00:17:08,127 --> 00:17:09,754 Huggin', just standin' there. 285 00:17:13,399 --> 00:17:16,095 You're supposed to be 1,000 feet away from my house! 286 00:17:16,168 --> 00:17:19,729 Nigger, you can't quit me. I'm pregnant with your baby. 287 00:17:19,805 --> 00:17:22,137 That ain't my baby. 288 00:17:22,207 --> 00:17:24,141 That's my baby right there. 289 00:17:24,209 --> 00:17:25,699 Aw, man! 290 00:17:25,778 --> 00:17:29,111 You keyed my... Bitch, you keyed my... 291 00:17:29,181 --> 00:17:31,775 I got your bitch right here. 292 00:17:31,850 --> 00:17:33,044 Yeah, nigger. 293 00:17:33,118 --> 00:17:35,313 Daddy, she sprayed me! 294 00:17:35,387 --> 00:17:37,981 Shut up, you punk! Don't nobody quit me. 295 00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:40,423 Wait till I tell Baby D. She gonna fuck you up! 296 00:17:40,492 --> 00:17:44,485 - She sprayed the player! - Better watch your back! 297 00:17:44,563 --> 00:17:48,761 Be still. Boy, look like you got a fatal attraction on your hands. 298 00:17:48,834 --> 00:17:51,428 I had two or three of 'em in my day. 299 00:17:52,571 --> 00:17:57,065 Craig, I hope you can handle your women better than this fool can. 300 00:17:57,142 --> 00:18:00,976 - That's too much water. - Nah, it ain't. Take 20 minutes. 301 00:18:01,046 --> 00:18:04,243 I've been pepper-sprayed nine times. Take 20 minutes. 302 00:18:04,316 --> 00:18:08,047 You got 19 to go. Let me show you the backyard. 303 00:18:08,120 --> 00:18:11,146 It's bigger than y'all's backyard. 304 00:18:11,223 --> 00:18:14,317 Call the police and tell them to get me another restraining order. 305 00:18:14,393 --> 00:18:18,227 Yeah, you gotta have a little money to live out here. 306 00:18:18,297 --> 00:18:19,730 Oh, yeah? 307 00:18:19,798 --> 00:18:21,732 I know what you're thinkin'. 308 00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:25,236 I was the one back in the day always talkin' about how I love the hood... 309 00:18:25,304 --> 00:18:26,737 I love the ghetto. 310 00:18:26,805 --> 00:18:29,899 I was the one sayin' I wasn't the kind of nigger to run to the suburbs. 311 00:18:29,975 --> 00:18:32,170 You're right, that's what I said. 312 00:18:32,244 --> 00:18:35,805 But soon as I got my check, I was gone! 313 00:18:35,881 --> 00:18:39,647 Paid $230,000 cash on this place. 314 00:18:39,718 --> 00:18:42,585 - You paid cash for this? - Cash money! 315 00:18:42,654 --> 00:18:45,248 Don't try to stick me with some 30-year payment plan. 316 00:18:45,324 --> 00:18:46,757 That's for suckers. 317 00:18:46,825 --> 00:18:50,317 Got my daddy like that years ago on a Cadillac. 318 00:18:50,395 --> 00:18:53,660 I got the only house on the block paid for. 319 00:18:53,732 --> 00:18:56,496 That's why I'm the king around here! 320 00:18:57,569 --> 00:18:59,264 You're the king, Unc. 321 00:18:59,338 --> 00:19:01,363 How you like that pool? 322 00:19:05,944 --> 00:19:09,311 - Big, ain't it? - Yeah, it's cool. 323 00:19:09,381 --> 00:19:11,815 But where the water at? 324 00:19:11,884 --> 00:19:13,715 Don't need no water. 325 00:19:13,785 --> 00:19:16,379 Ain't no pools in the projects. 326 00:19:16,455 --> 00:19:19,049 None of us swim. 327 00:19:19,124 --> 00:19:21,285 - So y'all never use it? - Never. 328 00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:23,885 But the Jacuzzi, that's something else. 329 00:19:23,962 --> 00:19:28,228 Me and my Suga get real nasty in there. 330 00:19:31,537 --> 00:19:33,801 Guess I left that in there. 331 00:19:36,141 --> 00:19:38,405 You welcome to use it anytime you want. 332 00:19:38,477 --> 00:19:41,969 Shit, you my brother's boy! 333 00:19:42,047 --> 00:19:45,539 That's all right, Unc. I can't swim neither. 334 00:19:45,617 --> 00:19:48,051 No? Good. 335 00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:50,486 I won't have to clean up behind you then. 336 00:19:50,556 --> 00:19:52,990 Come on. Let me show you something else. 337 00:20:02,334 --> 00:20:03,892 Man, you straight? 338 00:20:05,070 --> 00:20:08,369 No, I ain't straight. My eyes still red? 339 00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:09,873 A little bit. 340 00:20:09,942 --> 00:20:12,968 - A little bit? - She fucked you up. 341 00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:15,639 Can't taste nothin'. My tongue is numb. 342 00:20:15,714 --> 00:20:19,013 Why'd y'all let her do this shit? 343 00:20:19,084 --> 00:20:21,177 It's your girl. 344 00:20:21,253 --> 00:20:24,916 What's up with her, man? She mean as hell. 345 00:20:24,990 --> 00:20:27,925 I met D'wana about three months ago. 346 00:20:27,993 --> 00:20:31,656 She had a pudge on her stomach, but I ain't pay no attention to it. 347 00:20:31,730 --> 00:20:35,427 I thought it came from drinkin' 40's 'cause she had beer on her breath. 348 00:20:35,500 --> 00:20:38,833 Turns out she's six months pregnant. Told me I'm the baby's daddy. 349 00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:41,202 - What? - Yeah. 350 00:20:42,574 --> 00:20:46,943 How you gonna be the baby's daddy? You know she's lyin'. 351 00:20:47,012 --> 00:20:50,573 I broke up with D'wana two Fridays ago. 352 00:20:50,649 --> 00:20:54,915 I got a restraining order on her, and she don't care about that. 353 00:20:54,987 --> 00:20:57,217 - What? - She got me fuckin' up. 354 00:20:57,289 --> 00:21:00,747 I broke up with her two months ago, two Fridays ago... 355 00:21:00,826 --> 00:21:05,490 and she don't care about no restraining order or nothin'. 356 00:21:05,564 --> 00:21:09,000 - You all right with them pants? - Get out of my business. 357 00:21:09,067 --> 00:21:12,400 How you gonna have a restraining order on your girl? 358 00:21:12,471 --> 00:21:15,736 What's up with y'all? Where'd you meet her? 359 00:21:15,807 --> 00:21:18,139 I was on my way to the 'hood to buy them 20's. 360 00:21:19,411 --> 00:21:23,040 I mean, them tens. They're tens, but I keep 'em clean. 361 00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:26,346 I was on my way, and she had a burger in her hand. 362 00:21:26,418 --> 00:21:29,251 I wanted a piece of it, and I stopped. 363 00:21:29,321 --> 00:21:33,018 We got to rappin'. It was the worst day of my life! 364 00:21:33,091 --> 00:21:34,581 Damn. 365 00:21:35,927 --> 00:21:38,020 Psycho, huh? 366 00:21:38,096 --> 00:21:40,690 She must be worse than Left Eye from TLC. 367 00:21:40,766 --> 00:21:43,929 But this fat bitch ain't burnin'. That ain't the cold part. 368 00:21:44,002 --> 00:21:45,970 She got a sister named Baby D. 369 00:21:46,038 --> 00:21:48,302 This fat bitch get physical. 370 00:21:48,373 --> 00:21:51,570 She sells dope, do hair and baby-sit out of the same house. 371 00:21:51,643 --> 00:21:53,838 The police don't know when to go in. 372 00:21:53,912 --> 00:21:56,278 I got a restraining order on her too. 373 00:21:56,348 --> 00:21:58,714 You got a restraining order on a little girl named Baby D? 374 00:21:58,784 --> 00:22:00,479 You don't know Baby D. 375 00:22:00,552 --> 00:22:02,782 That's why you're lookin' at me, 'cause you don't know Baby D. 376 00:22:02,854 --> 00:22:07,416 Her fat ass be snoring, won't even be asleep, just standing. 377 00:22:09,995 --> 00:22:11,587 Little cupcakes and shit... 378 00:22:11,663 --> 00:22:14,928 This bitch know about all the new snacks before they even hit the street. 379 00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:16,763 All the bootleg snacks. 380 00:22:16,835 --> 00:22:18,564 Year 2000 snacks. 381 00:22:18,637 --> 00:22:23,574 Gonna tell me about a new Twinkie comin' out next month. 382 00:22:23,642 --> 00:22:25,439 It's a bad motherfucker. 383 00:22:25,510 --> 00:22:30,209 When you bite into a cream-filled, it shoot all over your mouth. 384 00:22:31,650 --> 00:22:34,244 I'm getting ready to go to work. 385 00:22:35,420 --> 00:22:38,583 'Cause I'm a player. I don't have to deal with this shit. 386 00:22:38,657 --> 00:22:41,592 You got your shirt on backwards. 387 00:22:41,660 --> 00:22:43,093 Players fuck up. 388 00:22:43,161 --> 00:22:45,129 Snatch that shit off your head. 389 00:22:45,197 --> 00:22:47,131 Don't worry about what I'm doin'! 390 00:22:47,199 --> 00:22:50,225 Why didn't y'all do nothin' when that fat bitch jumped on me? 391 00:22:50,302 --> 00:22:54,238 Y'all a trip. I'm running away from here. 392 00:22:54,339 --> 00:22:56,398 - We gotta pull over. - Be quiet! 393 00:22:56,475 --> 00:22:59,569 - Fuckin' nuts is hurtin'. - We got some business to take care of. 394 00:22:59,644 --> 00:23:01,077 Shit! Mommy! 395 00:23:01,146 --> 00:23:04,013 Keep your mind on the business, man! 396 00:23:04,082 --> 00:23:06,312 I'm gonna kick Craig's butt. 397 00:23:08,487 --> 00:23:10,717 Where we goin' anyway, man? 398 00:23:13,692 --> 00:23:15,250 Damn, Debo. 399 00:23:15,327 --> 00:23:18,091 Fuckin' ass is hurtin'. What we doin' here anyway? 400 00:23:18,163 --> 00:23:21,189 Close your mouth, I'll tell you. This is how the plan goes. 401 00:23:21,266 --> 00:23:25,225 Call over there and say you have an urgent message for Mr. William Jones. 402 00:23:25,303 --> 00:23:26,736 What urgent message? 403 00:23:26,805 --> 00:23:30,468 The message is: "Drop everything. Craig's in trouble. Come quick." 404 00:23:30,542 --> 00:23:34,069 - I don't think that's gonna work. - Just do it! 405 00:23:34,146 --> 00:23:36,842 - I don't know the number. - It's on the building. 406 00:23:36,915 --> 00:23:38,940 Just pick the phone up. 407 00:23:42,821 --> 00:23:44,584 I feel five pounds lighter. 408 00:23:45,824 --> 00:23:49,123 What? Jealous? 409 00:23:49,194 --> 00:23:50,627 What's that? 410 00:23:53,565 --> 00:23:56,125 Come on! Where's my burrito? 411 00:23:56,201 --> 00:23:59,728 What's wrong with you? What kind of place is this? 412 00:23:59,805 --> 00:24:01,739 Come on! Give me my stuff! 413 00:24:01,807 --> 00:24:05,800 Hello? I got an urgent message for a nigger named Mr. Willie... 414 00:24:05,877 --> 00:24:07,469 - Willie who? - It's William, fool! 415 00:24:07,546 --> 00:24:10,947 I got an urgent message for Mr. William Jones. 416 00:24:11,016 --> 00:24:13,712 Yeah. The urgent message is: 417 00:24:13,785 --> 00:24:16,481 "Drop everything. Craig's in trouble. Come quick." 418 00:24:16,555 --> 00:24:18,750 - Craig who? Who's this? - Man, nigger! 419 00:24:18,824 --> 00:24:21,918 Just tell him he can call on Tyrone. 420 00:24:23,328 --> 00:24:27,628 Tell him it's a friend of the family's. When you gonna stop hittin' me? 421 00:24:27,699 --> 00:24:31,135 I'm gonna bust your ass like Craig did, knock your eyes straight. 422 00:24:33,171 --> 00:24:35,537 - Hot sauce, please. - Just a second. 423 00:24:35,607 --> 00:24:37,370 Hot sauce, thank you. 424 00:24:37,442 --> 00:24:39,967 Someone just called to say Craig's in trouble. 425 00:24:40,045 --> 00:24:42,104 - What? - Craig's in trouble. I don't know. 426 00:24:42,180 --> 00:24:45,638 What? Oh, man! Hold on, Craig. I'm comin'. 427 00:24:45,717 --> 00:24:48,652 - Give me my money. Come on. - Just a second, man. 428 00:24:48,720 --> 00:24:51,712 Come on, Taco Jim. Give me my money. 429 00:24:51,790 --> 00:24:54,384 Come on, man. Give me my money. 430 00:24:54,459 --> 00:24:56,393 Get the fuck outta here. 431 00:24:57,963 --> 00:24:59,988 This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen. 432 00:25:00,065 --> 00:25:01,896 What you doin' out of the truck? 433 00:25:04,636 --> 00:25:06,729 What the hell's happening around here? 434 00:25:11,276 --> 00:25:13,244 - Kiss my ass. - Don't take my hot sauce. 435 00:25:16,882 --> 00:25:18,713 This ain't bad, right? 436 00:25:18,783 --> 00:25:20,410 Yeah, it is. 437 00:25:20,485 --> 00:25:25,252 That scratch make it real ugly, make you not even want to drive it. 438 00:25:33,632 --> 00:25:36,863 Damn! Who is that? 439 00:25:36,935 --> 00:25:38,766 Who? 440 00:25:38,837 --> 00:25:40,270 That's their sister. 441 00:25:47,979 --> 00:25:49,469 Damn. You know what? 442 00:25:49,548 --> 00:25:52,142 I'm beginning to like Rancho Cucamonga. 443 00:25:52,217 --> 00:25:53,741 - Well, don't like it. - Why not? 444 00:25:53,818 --> 00:25:56,480 We need to improve on black and brown relations. 445 00:25:56,555 --> 00:25:59,991 Because there's been tension between us and them since they got out the pen. 446 00:26:00,058 --> 00:26:02,720 I am trying to keep it peaceful around here. 447 00:26:02,794 --> 00:26:05,388 I'm tryin' to have none of that gangsta-thug stuff. 448 00:26:05,463 --> 00:26:07,954 We livin' good, eatin' shrimps and steak. 449 00:26:08,033 --> 00:26:10,058 What you... Don't do... 450 00:26:10,135 --> 00:26:12,797 I'm tellin' you, don't mess with her. 451 00:26:12,871 --> 00:26:15,396 Slow down. Damn, you walk fast. 452 00:26:16,408 --> 00:26:18,842 - I'm Craig. What's your name? - Karla. 453 00:26:18,910 --> 00:26:22,346 Craig and Karla. That sounds good together, huh? 454 00:26:22,414 --> 00:26:24,143 Yeah, kind of. 455 00:26:24,215 --> 00:26:26,274 She's a sack chaser, man! 456 00:26:26,351 --> 00:26:29,286 I tried to hit it. She wouldn't give me none. 457 00:26:29,354 --> 00:26:31,288 I bet you don't get none. 458 00:26:31,356 --> 00:26:34,189 I bet you don't get it. I hope you don't get it. 459 00:26:35,360 --> 00:26:38,261 - Where you goin'? - To the Cucamonga Shopping Center. 460 00:26:38,330 --> 00:26:41,424 - Let it go, man! - I told you. 461 00:26:41,499 --> 00:26:43,330 Whites in hot and colors in cold. 462 00:26:43,401 --> 00:26:45,926 Gonna ruin my Dickies! 463 00:26:47,339 --> 00:26:50,740 Hold this! What the fuck? 464 00:26:50,809 --> 00:26:53,437 You got a sexy voice. Say something in Spanish. 465 00:27:03,622 --> 00:27:05,783 I think Karla's got jungle fever! 466 00:27:05,857 --> 00:27:07,381 You want a ride? 467 00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:10,222 I don't know. 468 00:27:10,295 --> 00:27:14,163 Fuck that. Hey, Cheeco! It's lunchtime! 469 00:27:14,232 --> 00:27:17,133 - We're gonna get you a ride. - Run! Run! 470 00:27:17,202 --> 00:27:18,464 What? 471 00:27:18,536 --> 00:27:19,503 Cheeco! Run! 472 00:27:19,571 --> 00:27:21,402 - Shit! - Cheeco, no! 473 00:27:21,473 --> 00:27:23,964 Get that fucker! You know you like dark meat! 474 00:27:24,042 --> 00:27:26,909 Those mayates are fast, like they're sponsored by Nike. 475 00:27:26,978 --> 00:27:29,310 Black man can jump. 476 00:27:29,381 --> 00:27:32,248 Joker, get your dog! This is bullshit! 477 00:27:32,317 --> 00:27:34,376 Joker, call your dog! 478 00:27:35,654 --> 00:27:39,647 Man, get off of my car! Get off of my shit! 479 00:27:40,959 --> 00:27:43,189 - I got something for him. - Get him! 480 00:27:43,261 --> 00:27:45,491 Get his ass. Yeah. Fuck this! 481 00:27:45,563 --> 00:27:49,021 I can't believe he did that to our dog. 482 00:27:49,100 --> 00:27:53,230 You Uncle Willie's son. You don't play that shit. 483 00:27:53,304 --> 00:27:57,536 Cruelty to animals! Cruelty to animals! 484 00:27:57,609 --> 00:27:59,668 Cheeco, get your ass over here! 485 00:28:01,246 --> 00:28:04,238 That's wrong. He did nothing to you. 486 00:28:07,118 --> 00:28:08,983 Get down. Get down. 487 00:28:10,188 --> 00:28:11,780 - Sorry. - Come on. 488 00:28:11,856 --> 00:28:13,721 Look at my roof. 489 00:28:16,061 --> 00:28:17,585 You play too much. 490 00:28:17,662 --> 00:28:21,689 If I get in trouble with them... I got to live here! You don't! 491 00:28:21,766 --> 00:28:24,530 You gonna get me in trouble! 492 00:28:24,602 --> 00:28:27,127 Get out of the way! Move! Just move! 493 00:28:28,573 --> 00:28:30,564 Shit! 494 00:28:30,642 --> 00:28:33,577 I was just trying to... 495 00:28:33,645 --> 00:28:36,580 I was just trying to help your scary ass. 496 00:28:39,818 --> 00:28:41,752 You fuckin' hit my dog! 497 00:28:41,820 --> 00:28:44,311 You're fucked up now! 498 00:28:44,389 --> 00:28:47,552 You fucked him up for life! He's scarred! 499 00:28:48,893 --> 00:28:51,418 We'll get you back! 500 00:28:51,496 --> 00:28:52,929 Fucker. 501 00:28:54,666 --> 00:28:58,124 Nephew, you got perfect timing. 502 00:28:58,203 --> 00:29:02,503 About to start a little puff-puff give in this motherfucker. 503 00:29:02,574 --> 00:29:04,508 Are you down? 504 00:29:04,576 --> 00:29:06,840 Why don't you sit next to your auntie. 505 00:29:19,624 --> 00:29:22,559 I know you smoke a little weed, right? 506 00:29:22,627 --> 00:29:26,324 - Why you say that? - 'Cause your lip's turning black. 507 00:29:30,702 --> 00:29:32,636 Would you like some wine, baby? 508 00:29:32,704 --> 00:29:34,968 No, thank you. 509 00:29:35,039 --> 00:29:38,236 Well, how about a little cognac? 510 00:29:38,309 --> 00:29:41,107 No. It's kind of early. 511 00:29:41,179 --> 00:29:44,774 Shit, I can roll a blunt better than them bitches in Havana. 512 00:29:45,917 --> 00:29:49,011 I know Willie don't let you smoke in his house... 513 00:29:49,087 --> 00:29:51,419 but I'm your Uncle Elroy! 514 00:29:51,489 --> 00:29:54,185 I don't give a damn how high you get in mine... 515 00:29:54,259 --> 00:29:57,751 as long as you let me hit it. 516 00:29:57,829 --> 00:29:59,421 Look at that. 517 00:29:59,497 --> 00:30:01,658 Fire that shit up, boy. 518 00:30:01,733 --> 00:30:04,930 I'm about to show y'all who the real Puff Daddy is! 519 00:30:19,417 --> 00:30:20,679 Unc. 520 00:30:25,623 --> 00:30:27,056 Baby? 521 00:30:35,266 --> 00:30:37,291 It's the Bombay! 522 00:30:58,890 --> 00:31:01,518 Think they really went to the moon? 523 00:31:01,593 --> 00:31:04,289 They say they went to the moon. 524 00:31:04,362 --> 00:31:07,058 There ain't no gravity out there. 525 00:31:09,601 --> 00:31:13,037 That mean we can get high and never come down. 526 00:31:23,281 --> 00:31:26,045 What numbers did you pick? 527 00:31:26,117 --> 00:31:29,109 Your original aunt picked... 528 00:31:29,187 --> 00:31:31,621 six numbers. 529 00:31:31,689 --> 00:31:34,487 She used her weight, I think. 530 00:31:34,559 --> 00:31:36,493 Goddamn. 531 00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:44,800 I know why you got her now. 532 00:31:53,411 --> 00:31:55,402 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 533 00:31:55,480 --> 00:31:59,814 Put some hot sauce on my burrito, baby 534 00:31:59,884 --> 00:32:02,512 Don't you know it's good to me 535 00:32:04,689 --> 00:32:06,589 Debo! Debo! 536 00:32:07,892 --> 00:32:11,191 - What? - I can't feel my legs, man! 537 00:32:11,262 --> 00:32:14,197 Put some hot sauce on my burrito, baby 538 00:32:15,366 --> 00:32:17,698 You know you look good to me 539 00:32:17,769 --> 00:32:19,498 Oh, man, that's good. 540 00:32:19,570 --> 00:32:22,437 Just hold on, Craig. I'm comin', son. 541 00:32:52,937 --> 00:32:55,872 Negro, what the hell you doin' to my woman? 542 00:32:55,940 --> 00:32:59,569 I don't know. I must... 543 00:32:59,644 --> 00:33:02,238 - Suga? - Huh? 544 00:33:02,313 --> 00:33:05,077 What the hell you doin' to my nephew? 545 00:33:06,317 --> 00:33:08,581 I thought that was you, baby. 546 00:33:08,653 --> 00:33:10,177 Come on, baby. 547 00:33:10,254 --> 00:33:13,223 I'm faded, feelin' X-rated. 548 00:33:13,291 --> 00:33:15,555 It's Mr. Nasty time. 549 00:33:15,626 --> 00:33:19,062 Oh, Mr. Nasty time. 550 00:33:19,130 --> 00:33:21,394 It's Mr. Nasty time. 551 00:33:21,466 --> 00:33:23,525 Take it easy on my back. 552 00:33:23,601 --> 00:33:25,592 Be back in a minute. 553 00:33:30,608 --> 00:33:33,600 Make yourself at home, nephew. 554 00:33:33,678 --> 00:33:35,509 - Come on. - Thanks. 555 00:33:45,990 --> 00:33:47,753 - That's it, that's it. - Yeah, yeah. 556 00:33:53,998 --> 00:33:55,431 Call me Elroy! 557 00:34:01,472 --> 00:34:03,235 - Damn, Unc. - That's enough. 558 00:34:04,709 --> 00:34:06,233 Get that shit. 559 00:34:35,540 --> 00:34:38,805 Papi, I wish I was with you right now. 560 00:34:38,876 --> 00:34:40,810 Yeah, me too. 561 00:34:43,247 --> 00:34:46,114 Yeah? Well, you ever heard of El Ni�o? 562 00:34:46,184 --> 00:34:48,118 Yeah. 563 00:34:48,186 --> 00:34:52,179 Well, this is El Negro. Come here and let me tap that ass. 564 00:34:55,526 --> 00:34:57,551 Delivery. 565 00:34:58,996 --> 00:35:00,520 Got a delivery! 566 00:35:03,434 --> 00:35:06,369 - Who is it? - Got a delivery. Come on, spark plug. 567 00:35:06,437 --> 00:35:09,338 I got a delivery. It's hot out here, buddy. 568 00:35:09,407 --> 00:35:11,272 Come on, sparky. 569 00:35:11,342 --> 00:35:13,640 - What's up? - Nice house. 570 00:35:13,711 --> 00:35:16,737 I didn't expect you to answer, but this is a fine place. 571 00:35:16,814 --> 00:35:19,806 What are you, one of those entertainer guys? 572 00:35:19,884 --> 00:35:22,318 Do you play sports? What team you play for? 573 00:35:22,386 --> 00:35:25,219 I play for the Cucamonga Cracker Killers. 574 00:35:25,289 --> 00:35:26,722 Don't want any trouble. 575 00:35:26,791 --> 00:35:30,852 You don't have to send your posse out here to do a 187 in my ass. 576 00:35:30,928 --> 00:35:34,796 Just got a little mail for you to sign, partner. 577 00:35:35,933 --> 00:35:39,164 - What's this? - A delinquent property tax notice. 578 00:35:39,237 --> 00:35:41,171 I hope the Cracker Killers pay well. 579 00:35:41,239 --> 00:35:43,400 Otherwise, it's back to the ghetto you go. 580 00:35:43,474 --> 00:35:45,874 Take it easy. Hustlin' and survivin' 581 00:35:45,943 --> 00:35:48,434 Good times 582 00:35:48,513 --> 00:35:50,344 Oh, fuck! 583 00:35:50,414 --> 00:35:52,678 Good boy! Heel! 584 00:35:54,418 --> 00:35:58,582 "Your house will be seized and auctioned... 585 00:35:58,656 --> 00:36:00,817 tomorrow at 9:00 a.m." 586 00:36:03,661 --> 00:36:06,152 Tomorrow? 587 00:36:08,799 --> 00:36:11,063 Uncle Elroy, you got some mail. 588 00:36:16,340 --> 00:36:18,399 Uncle Elroy, you got a notice. 589 00:36:51,842 --> 00:36:54,003 Damn. 590 00:36:54,078 --> 00:36:56,012 Unc is a freak. 591 00:37:09,460 --> 00:37:12,395 Unc, you got this tax notice, man. 592 00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:19,426 Come here! I'll tear that ass up again! 593 00:37:19,503 --> 00:37:22,063 I like it when you treat me rough! 594 00:37:22,139 --> 00:37:24,266 God, man, what you doin'? 595 00:37:26,577 --> 00:37:29,205 Get your hands off my ass, girl! 596 00:37:29,280 --> 00:37:32,147 Let me go! Let me go, goddamn it! 597 00:37:42,093 --> 00:37:44,027 Yo, Day-Day, check it out. 598 00:37:48,332 --> 00:37:51,324 If Pinky come in and see you doin' that X- Game shit off the counter... 599 00:37:51,402 --> 00:37:52,835 we'll get fired. 600 00:37:52,903 --> 00:37:55,872 Motherfuckers! You motherfuckers! What the fuck is this? 601 00:37:55,940 --> 00:37:57,874 - You motherfuckers! - Can I help you? 602 00:37:57,942 --> 00:38:00,206 Yes. What is this, huh? 603 00:38:00,278 --> 00:38:03,304 This is rock. I can't get jiggy with this shit. 604 00:38:03,381 --> 00:38:05,872 Where's the damn manager? That Pink motherfucker. 605 00:38:05,950 --> 00:38:08,214 The manager's not here. I'm running the store. 606 00:38:08,286 --> 00:38:11,050 You look like the player-hater who sold me this shit. 607 00:38:11,122 --> 00:38:13,920 Give me my money back now! And I have no damn receipt. 608 00:38:13,991 --> 00:38:15,925 - Where's the cover? - I have no damn cover! 609 00:38:15,993 --> 00:38:19,326 - Kiss my ass! So what? - Can I see it, sir? 610 00:38:20,865 --> 00:38:23,356 You been chewin' on this before you came here? 611 00:38:23,434 --> 00:38:26,301 Bullshit! You know who you're fucking with? 612 00:38:26,370 --> 00:38:29,464 - Bishop Tutu? - Try again, motherfucker. 613 00:38:29,540 --> 00:38:32,065 - Winnie Mandela's little... - Try again, motherfucker! 614 00:38:32,143 --> 00:38:33,576 Just an ugly black dude. 615 00:38:33,644 --> 00:38:35,612 I'll go postal on this motherfucker! 616 00:38:35,680 --> 00:38:38,547 You better get your hostile ass out of here. 617 00:38:38,616 --> 00:38:40,709 You bitch. 618 00:38:41,585 --> 00:38:42,813 Oh, shit! 619 00:38:44,722 --> 00:38:47,589 Don't hit me. This is John Blaze. I can get jiggy with it. 620 00:38:47,658 --> 00:38:50,422 - Get your ass out of here! - I'm just a bitch-ass nigger. 621 00:38:50,494 --> 00:38:52,826 - Don't hit me! - You see that? 622 00:38:55,099 --> 00:38:58,762 - How'd you get out here? - I walked. 623 00:38:58,836 --> 00:39:01,669 You can't walk around this white neighborhood. You look suspect. 624 00:39:01,739 --> 00:39:03,900 Y'all got a notice, certified mail. 625 00:39:03,974 --> 00:39:07,341 Craig, this is Roach, my white slave. 626 00:39:07,411 --> 00:39:10,869 Roach works around the store doin' anything I tell him to. 627 00:39:10,948 --> 00:39:12,939 That's my cousin Craig who beat up Debo. 628 00:39:13,017 --> 00:39:14,780 What's up, bro? 629 00:39:14,852 --> 00:39:17,116 - What's up? - What do we got? 630 00:39:21,525 --> 00:39:23,584 - You know what this is? - What is it? 631 00:39:23,661 --> 00:39:26,221 Get the phone! You wouldn't know about this. 632 00:39:26,297 --> 00:39:29,232 - This is black problems. - Pinky's. 633 00:39:30,468 --> 00:39:32,060 Yeah. 634 00:39:32,136 --> 00:39:35,970 We probably don't owe too much 'cause we ain't been spending money that much. 635 00:39:37,375 --> 00:39:38,967 - Oh, man! - What? 636 00:39:39,043 --> 00:39:41,102 We owe 3,900 by tomorrow. 637 00:39:41,178 --> 00:39:43,169 Shit, man! 638 00:39:43,247 --> 00:39:45,181 How much y'all got from the lottery? 639 00:39:45,249 --> 00:39:47,740 I don't know. I bought some shoes. 640 00:39:47,818 --> 00:39:49,911 I gotta check my book. 641 00:39:49,987 --> 00:39:52,319 - Check your bank book. - Go back here with me. 642 00:39:52,390 --> 00:39:56,326 That African might have circled around the block or something. 643 00:39:59,063 --> 00:40:01,588 Yeah, he's here. 644 00:40:01,665 --> 00:40:04,429 No, he's right here. All right. 645 00:40:04,502 --> 00:40:07,994 - $247. - That's it? 646 00:40:09,140 --> 00:40:11,301 - Who was that? - This girl named D'wana. 647 00:40:11,375 --> 00:40:16,210 - She's outside and wants to talk to you. - Come here. Get over here. 648 00:40:16,280 --> 00:40:17,611 Shit. 649 00:40:35,433 --> 00:40:38,925 - What's the matter? - D'wana brought Baby D's fat ass here. 650 00:40:39,069 --> 00:40:42,232 Come on, D. Let's fuck this nigger up. 651 00:40:51,115 --> 00:40:54,209 That white boy said he was in here. 652 00:40:54,285 --> 00:40:57,220 Day-Day! Don't make me break this window! 653 00:40:57,288 --> 00:40:59,313 - Craig, do me a favor. - What? 654 00:40:59,390 --> 00:41:03,486 - Go tell them I ain't here. - Hell no. I ain't in it. 655 00:41:03,561 --> 00:41:07,190 - You already in it, cuz. - I'll just go do it. 656 00:41:07,264 --> 00:41:10,290 Get your ass back here! What the fuck you doin'? 657 00:41:10,367 --> 00:41:14,360 She'll sit on your little ass. Craig gotta do it. 658 00:41:14,438 --> 00:41:16,872 He beat Debo ass. 659 00:41:16,941 --> 00:41:19,501 And he cold. Craig? 660 00:41:19,577 --> 00:41:21,602 You gonna do that for me? 661 00:41:24,114 --> 00:41:25,604 Go ahead, man. 662 00:41:29,286 --> 00:41:31,550 Hurry up, nigger! 663 00:41:31,622 --> 00:41:33,214 Shut up. 664 00:41:36,527 --> 00:41:38,495 That don't look like Day-Day. 665 00:41:41,365 --> 00:41:43,128 Open the door. 666 00:41:45,536 --> 00:41:47,003 Day-Day ain't here. 667 00:41:47,071 --> 00:41:49,130 - Who are you? - I'm his cousin. 668 00:41:49,206 --> 00:41:51,140 We didn't come here for Day-Day. 669 00:41:51,208 --> 00:41:53,802 - Yes, you did. - No, we came to buy a CD. 670 00:41:53,878 --> 00:41:55,812 - Move! - Punk. 671 00:42:00,484 --> 00:42:03,146 These whores ain't got no manners. 672 00:42:07,057 --> 00:42:10,026 Where that boy tellin' me Day-Day was here? 673 00:42:10,094 --> 00:42:14,053 I don't know. I think he went out back to throw away some boxes. 674 00:42:14,131 --> 00:42:17,464 - Well, can I look for myself? - No, you cannot. 675 00:42:18,836 --> 00:42:21,964 - Hey, ladies. - Where's Day-Day? 676 00:42:22,039 --> 00:42:25,372 - I thought y'all wanted to buy a CD. - I do. 677 00:42:25,442 --> 00:42:28,275 Can you show me where the jazz section is? 678 00:42:28,345 --> 00:42:29,972 Jazz? 679 00:42:31,015 --> 00:42:34,416 You know damn well you don't want to hear jazz. 680 00:42:34,485 --> 00:42:36,009 Come on. 681 00:42:38,322 --> 00:42:40,153 I know y'all playin' games. 682 00:42:40,224 --> 00:42:43,387 If Day-Day come back, tell him I need to see him... 683 00:42:43,460 --> 00:42:46,122 'cause the child-carin' classes start on Wednesday. 684 00:42:46,196 --> 00:42:49,427 Come on, D. I ain't got time for this. Wait. 685 00:42:49,500 --> 00:42:51,559 Ain't your restroom this way? 686 00:42:51,635 --> 00:42:54,001 You better have some toilet paper. 687 00:42:54,071 --> 00:42:57,837 - Damn! - Here he is! Baby, here he is! 688 00:42:57,908 --> 00:42:59,773 Here, Baby! Get him! 689 00:43:05,182 --> 00:43:08,310 Come on. You better go on with the bullshit. 690 00:43:08,385 --> 00:43:09,818 Do something about it! 691 00:43:09,887 --> 00:43:12,879 Why don't y'all do something about this shit? 692 00:43:18,896 --> 00:43:21,296 - Come on! - She moves well for a big girl. 693 00:43:26,604 --> 00:43:28,538 You better quit with the bullshit! 694 00:43:28,606 --> 00:43:32,303 - You better stop runnin' from that girl. - Fuck you! 695 00:43:32,376 --> 00:43:36,176 Come on, big Baby D. D'wana, I don't even like you like that. 696 00:43:36,246 --> 00:43:39,409 - Somebody call Jenny Craig. - Hello. Remember me? 697 00:43:42,086 --> 00:43:44,111 Hell yeah, I remember you. 698 00:43:44,188 --> 00:43:47,157 I'm sorry about what my brothers did to you this morning. 699 00:43:47,224 --> 00:43:48,657 They're just assholes. 700 00:43:48,726 --> 00:43:50,694 You don't have to apologize for your brothers. 701 00:43:52,563 --> 00:43:55,896 I wanted to give you this. 702 00:43:55,966 --> 00:43:57,900 If my brothers weren't so overprotective... 703 00:43:57,968 --> 00:44:01,529 I'd have you call the house, but for now page me when you get a chance. 704 00:44:01,605 --> 00:44:04,165 - I'll do that. - Better sooner than later. 705 00:44:04,241 --> 00:44:05,674 - Yeah? - Yeah. 706 00:44:05,743 --> 00:44:07,677 Shit, it might be tonight. 707 00:44:07,745 --> 00:44:09,406 Get your ass back! 708 00:44:11,415 --> 00:44:13,747 Baby D, go on with the bullshit! 709 00:44:15,586 --> 00:44:18,487 You ain't gonna catch me, as usual. 710 00:44:18,555 --> 00:44:22,150 Let's make a deal while we can. You're not gonna catch me. 711 00:44:22,226 --> 00:44:24,694 What you want? Another Big Pun CD? Kelly Price? 712 00:44:24,762 --> 00:44:26,593 - Luther Vandross? - Hell no. 713 00:44:26,664 --> 00:44:29,861 That ain't gonna do? How about that? 714 00:44:29,933 --> 00:44:32,868 Just like you had in the jail commissary... without the wrapper. 715 00:44:32,936 --> 00:44:34,426 You can get to it quick. 716 00:44:34,505 --> 00:44:37,736 - I'm on a diet. - No, your fat ass ain't. 717 00:44:37,808 --> 00:44:39,901 Yeah. Taste it, Baby D. 718 00:44:39,977 --> 00:44:42,241 Damn, it's good! Eat that... 719 00:44:43,347 --> 00:44:47,443 - Your cousin Craig, hook us up. - That's it? 720 00:44:49,319 --> 00:44:52,516 Just tell him to come over here and talk to me. 721 00:44:52,589 --> 00:44:56,116 - And I can go free? - Go before I change my mind! 722 00:45:01,932 --> 00:45:03,627 What happened? 723 00:45:03,701 --> 00:45:07,034 Made a deal. All you gotta do is go over there. 724 00:45:07,104 --> 00:45:10,437 - You gotta talk to her. - What do you mean, "talk to her"? 725 00:45:10,507 --> 00:45:13,533 - She want to talk to you. - Talk to me? 726 00:45:16,447 --> 00:45:19,245 Go talk to her. Mother love. Fat... 727 00:45:22,486 --> 00:45:24,147 I'm gone. 728 00:45:25,189 --> 00:45:27,749 - Come on! - Day-Day, I'm gonna kill your ass! 729 00:45:27,825 --> 00:45:29,918 You gotta come outside sometime! 730 00:45:31,361 --> 00:45:34,888 See, I done told you. I done told you. 731 00:45:37,968 --> 00:45:40,163 Why you let her do this shit? 732 00:45:40,237 --> 00:45:43,104 - What was that? - You don't wanna know. 733 00:45:44,742 --> 00:45:46,903 - Thanks a lot, Craig. - Look. 734 00:45:46,977 --> 00:45:49,673 We cousins, but don't be tryin' to hook me up... 735 00:45:49,747 --> 00:45:52,341 with the little sister that's bigger than the big sister. 736 00:45:52,416 --> 00:45:55,852 - Fat bitches need love, too, Craig. - For sure. 737 00:46:02,159 --> 00:46:04,525 Oh, man! 738 00:46:04,595 --> 00:46:06,529 Oh, my stomach. 739 00:46:06,597 --> 00:46:09,157 Say, let me get by! 740 00:46:10,067 --> 00:46:12,934 Too much hot sauce. I gotta go to the bathroom. 741 00:46:16,573 --> 00:46:19,064 I gotta go to the bathroom. 742 00:46:20,244 --> 00:46:22,337 Let me over! 743 00:46:23,914 --> 00:46:25,438 Somebody help me, please! 744 00:46:26,683 --> 00:46:28,344 Too much traffic. 745 00:46:28,418 --> 00:46:31,251 What's this traffic doin'? 746 00:46:31,321 --> 00:46:34,552 Hey, y'all, move over! Move up! Everybody, move! 747 00:46:42,833 --> 00:46:45,802 - Worst day of my life. - Damn, you sad. 748 00:46:45,869 --> 00:46:48,201 I know how you're feelin', man. 749 00:46:48,272 --> 00:46:51,799 If I had my bong on me now, I'd let you toke till you choke. 750 00:46:51,875 --> 00:46:53,399 I got this, though. 751 00:46:56,713 --> 00:47:00,547 - What's that green shit hangin' out? - That's chronic, dude. Try it. 752 00:47:03,120 --> 00:47:07,921 I ain't got no bong or no bullshit brownie, but voil�. 753 00:47:07,991 --> 00:47:09,117 Whoa! 754 00:47:10,360 --> 00:47:12,328 I'm the one with the problems! 755 00:47:13,730 --> 00:47:15,994 - Shit. - Enjoy, man. 756 00:47:20,237 --> 00:47:22,705 Better open that window before the smell get out. 757 00:47:22,773 --> 00:47:25,503 - These windows don't work in here. - I got an idea. 758 00:47:25,576 --> 00:47:29,012 It's just a theory, but it should work. Check this out. 759 00:47:35,385 --> 00:47:37,319 - Blow? - Yeah, blow. 760 00:47:37,387 --> 00:47:40,015 - That ain't gonna work. - Fuck yeah. 761 00:47:45,162 --> 00:47:48,290 - It works. - Still gonna smell it. 762 00:47:48,365 --> 00:47:51,095 Uh-uh. Watch. 763 00:47:59,610 --> 00:48:01,043 Stop bullshittin'! 764 00:48:06,450 --> 00:48:09,385 - Stop bullshittin'! - My fault, my fault. 765 00:48:09,453 --> 00:48:13,651 You better stop playin' so much! Almost sucked my motherfuckin' lip up! 766 00:48:49,126 --> 00:48:50,889 Look here, baby. 767 00:48:50,961 --> 00:48:53,589 You hittin' them corners too goddamn fast. 768 00:48:53,664 --> 00:48:56,098 You need to slow this motherfucker down. 769 00:48:56,166 --> 00:49:00,296 I almost spilled my yak on this $200 suit, nigger. 770 00:49:00,370 --> 00:49:02,964 Come on, baby, get it together. Damn. 771 00:49:05,876 --> 00:49:07,867 Yeah, whatever, motherfucker. 772 00:49:22,292 --> 00:49:23,725 Shit. 773 00:49:35,038 --> 00:49:36,801 Roach, what you doin'? 774 00:49:44,348 --> 00:49:46,316 I caught a bad one again. 775 00:49:46,383 --> 00:49:48,214 You busters is bitches 776 00:49:48,285 --> 00:49:51,311 You can't get your money from your bitches 777 00:49:51,388 --> 00:49:54,824 - Get back! - Stop that bullshit, man! 778 00:49:54,891 --> 00:49:57,325 This vacuum shit don't work, man. 779 00:49:57,394 --> 00:50:00,386 Don't grab on Pinky's shit like that. 780 00:50:01,798 --> 00:50:03,390 You company man. 781 00:50:03,467 --> 00:50:06,231 "Don't grab on Pinky's shit like that." 782 00:50:06,303 --> 00:50:08,328 - Nigger, this is how I... - Pinky? 783 00:50:08,405 --> 00:50:11,897 Pinky used to be a player. I heard about Pinky... 784 00:50:11,975 --> 00:50:13,840 Where the bathroom at? 785 00:50:13,910 --> 00:50:15,673 Go to the right. 786 00:50:15,746 --> 00:50:18,772 Don't do that, man! You gonna burn my Pinky shirt! 787 00:50:18,849 --> 00:50:21,340 I was just gonna get a promotion! 788 00:50:24,688 --> 00:50:27,282 Light an incense in there too. 789 00:50:27,357 --> 00:50:31,225 You stanky, booty-ass, little boy. What's up, Roach? 790 00:50:31,294 --> 00:50:32,886 You bust your shit? 791 00:50:34,965 --> 00:50:36,592 Don't move! 792 00:50:39,503 --> 00:50:43,337 I'll blow your goddamn head smooth off. 793 00:50:44,708 --> 00:50:46,733 Now, back up. 794 00:50:46,810 --> 00:50:48,744 Slowly! 795 00:50:48,812 --> 00:50:50,473 Don't say a word. 796 00:50:53,417 --> 00:50:56,250 - Hey, man... - I said, don't say a word. 797 00:50:56,319 --> 00:50:58,253 Craig went to take a doo-doo. 798 00:50:58,321 --> 00:51:01,916 You ain't seen him gettin' nothin' in the... to try to... 799 00:51:01,992 --> 00:51:05,325 - He miss? - He don't try to make it fresh in there. 800 00:51:05,395 --> 00:51:07,920 Come on. 801 00:51:07,998 --> 00:51:10,831 Little motherfucker gonna try to rob me. 802 00:51:10,901 --> 00:51:14,837 I'm gonna show you how we do it here in Pinky's. 803 00:51:14,905 --> 00:51:17,339 - I wasn't tryin' to rob... - Shut up! 804 00:51:17,407 --> 00:51:20,274 Before I bust a cap up in your ass. 805 00:51:20,343 --> 00:51:23,437 What you gone done with Day-Day and Roach? 806 00:51:23,513 --> 00:51:25,504 - Day-Day is my... - Shut up! 807 00:51:27,417 --> 00:51:31,353 - Now, who sent you, nigger? - Nobody sent... 808 00:51:31,421 --> 00:51:36,518 Say another motherfuckin' word, and this shit is over! 809 00:51:36,593 --> 00:51:38,754 And I ain't playin', nigger! 810 00:51:40,664 --> 00:51:43,030 Now... 811 00:51:43,100 --> 00:51:45,762 you ain't got no gun... 812 00:51:45,836 --> 00:51:48,100 but where the weed at? 813 00:51:48,171 --> 00:51:51,334 - I ain't got no... - Shut the fuck... Shut... 814 00:51:51,408 --> 00:51:53,308 Did I say... 815 00:51:53,376 --> 00:51:56,311 Oh, shit, say it again! Say something else! 816 00:51:57,948 --> 00:52:00,815 Say something else! Say something else, nigger! 817 00:52:02,552 --> 00:52:05,715 I'm gonna tie your monkey-ass up. 818 00:52:05,789 --> 00:52:08,383 Oh, shit! 819 00:52:12,896 --> 00:52:14,830 He been doo-dooin' a long time. 820 00:52:14,898 --> 00:52:17,924 When he was a kid, he doo-dooed in church. 821 00:52:18,001 --> 00:52:21,698 The pastor was the only one that could stay in there through the blessings. 822 00:52:21,771 --> 00:52:23,966 I got your ass! 823 00:52:25,742 --> 00:52:27,232 Oh, shit. 824 00:52:33,049 --> 00:52:34,983 Craig doo-dooed in the swimming pool. 825 00:52:35,051 --> 00:52:38,885 - We were swimming when we were little. - Did it float up like a submarine? 826 00:52:38,955 --> 00:52:41,924 I was swimming, and I thought it was a chocolate PayDay. 827 00:52:41,992 --> 00:52:45,257 I was swimmin' like a motherfucker, and something just went... 828 00:52:45,328 --> 00:52:46,920 It kind of hit my... 829 00:52:48,298 --> 00:52:50,732 I got this motherfucker! 830 00:52:56,006 --> 00:52:58,941 Gonna blow up where I make my money at. 831 00:52:59,009 --> 00:53:00,704 Is he comin'? 832 00:53:00,777 --> 00:53:03,974 Let me tell you something. Can I say something to you? 833 00:53:04,047 --> 00:53:07,244 - I love you, man. - Either be smokin' or be passin' that. 834 00:53:18,528 --> 00:53:21,929 I got to think of a way to get this money by tomorrow. 835 00:53:21,998 --> 00:53:24,831 - Huh? - I gotta think of..."Huh?" 836 00:53:24,901 --> 00:53:27,199 I gotta get this money by tomorrow. 837 00:53:27,270 --> 00:53:31,229 - You could sell your Beemer. - I can do what? 838 00:53:31,308 --> 00:53:33,299 - Sell your car. - Sell your mama's car. 839 00:53:33,376 --> 00:53:35,571 I'm not sellin' my car, man. 840 00:53:35,645 --> 00:53:38,978 - My bad. - Don't say nothin' like that. 841 00:53:39,049 --> 00:53:41,449 - I know you love that car. - Hell yeah. 842 00:53:41,518 --> 00:53:43,452 I gotta think of a plan. 843 00:53:43,520 --> 00:53:47,115 I hope Craig got some kind of plan while he takin' a shit. 844 00:53:47,190 --> 00:53:49,954 - He in there a long time. - Yeah, he in there a long time. 845 00:53:50,026 --> 00:53:52,551 Let's clean up before Pinky get back. 846 00:53:56,633 --> 00:53:59,830 What's up, baby? Come on, young blood. Don't kill me. 847 00:53:59,903 --> 00:54:02,167 Shut up! 848 00:54:02,239 --> 00:54:05,834 I been tryin' to tell your ass that Day-Day's my cousin. 849 00:54:05,909 --> 00:54:07,342 He in the back. 850 00:54:07,410 --> 00:54:09,469 Whatever you say, baby. 851 00:54:09,546 --> 00:54:14,643 I swear to God, man, the combination to the safe is 34-5-27, man. 852 00:54:14,718 --> 00:54:17,653 Just take it all, baby. It's all yours. Just don't kill me. 853 00:54:17,721 --> 00:54:21,248 I got kids, a motherfuckin' girlfriend and a wife on the side. 854 00:54:21,324 --> 00:54:22,484 Shut up! 855 00:54:25,095 --> 00:54:27,290 Don't kill me! Goddamn, don't kill me! 856 00:54:28,665 --> 00:54:32,499 - Craig, what you doin'? - Nothin'. 857 00:54:33,670 --> 00:54:36,764 - Huh? - Is this your cousin? 858 00:54:36,840 --> 00:54:40,298 - Yeah, that's my cousin. - Good. Then you fired. 859 00:54:40,377 --> 00:54:42,368 - Who, me? - Yeah, you. 860 00:54:42,445 --> 00:54:43,878 I'm fired? 861 00:54:43,947 --> 00:54:47,007 - Roach, you fired too. - Why you gotta fire me for? 862 00:54:47,083 --> 00:54:49,881 Shut up! Shut up! 863 00:54:49,953 --> 00:54:52,217 You better keep your goddamn mouth shut! 864 00:54:52,289 --> 00:54:55,053 - Bobby Womack. - I heard that shit. Say it again. 865 00:54:56,293 --> 00:54:58,124 Shit! 866 00:54:59,796 --> 00:55:01,229 And you lucky. 867 00:55:02,032 --> 00:55:04,967 I was just fixin' to get up in your ass. 868 00:55:05,035 --> 00:55:08,129 Give me my pistol! Get out of my store. 869 00:55:08,204 --> 00:55:10,172 Shut up! 870 00:55:10,240 --> 00:55:12,868 Punk ass. 871 00:55:12,942 --> 00:55:15,877 Tryin' to rob me. Nigger, I'm Pinky. 872 00:55:17,447 --> 00:55:20,507 That nigger had me scared, but I held my own. 873 00:55:20,617 --> 00:55:24,747 Fat bitch is bustin' my windows all the time. 874 00:55:24,821 --> 00:55:27,756 I knew you shouldn't... When you goin' home? 875 00:55:27,824 --> 00:55:29,485 D's sayin'. 876 00:55:29,559 --> 00:55:34,326 In a strange way, I feel responsible for Day-Day gettin' fired. 877 00:55:34,397 --> 00:55:38,163 If I wouldn't have fought Pinky and gave Day-Day that joint... 878 00:55:38,234 --> 00:55:40,725 he'd still have a job by now. 879 00:55:40,804 --> 00:55:42,635 Roach too. 880 00:55:42,706 --> 00:55:44,196 That's true. 881 00:55:44,274 --> 00:55:46,299 Got to think of something... 882 00:55:46,376 --> 00:55:49,607 - Fat bitch bust my windows... - as soon as he shut the fuck up. 883 00:55:49,679 --> 00:55:53,445 You ain't even help me. You watched her do the shit. 884 00:55:54,751 --> 00:55:57,845 And you quit hanging around black people. You see how we live? 885 00:55:57,921 --> 00:56:01,448 We live wild. We live rough. I'm tellin' you. 886 00:56:29,319 --> 00:56:31,981 Damn, Daddy, I didn't know you had titties. 887 00:56:33,556 --> 00:56:36,548 We got a certified this in the mail today. 888 00:56:41,164 --> 00:56:44,622 And I got fired today. 889 00:56:46,636 --> 00:56:47,967 Daddy! 890 00:56:49,539 --> 00:56:52,531 Mr. White Man, tell me what happened. What's up there? 891 00:56:52,609 --> 00:56:55,942 Mister, I gotta go help my son. Let me over, please. Let me over. 892 00:56:56,012 --> 00:56:59,812 I gotta help myself too. I got a burning in my stomach. 893 00:56:59,883 --> 00:57:02,909 My stomach hurts. Oh, man. 894 00:57:02,986 --> 00:57:05,386 Officer, please. Don't just drive past me. 895 00:57:05,455 --> 00:57:06,786 Officer! 896 00:57:06,856 --> 00:57:09,324 How long we gotta ride in this stupid-ass van anyway? 897 00:57:09,392 --> 00:57:12,759 Fuck, I don't know. Shut up, man! Raise your hand if you want to talk to me! 898 00:57:14,764 --> 00:57:17,164 Man, what we gonna do? 899 00:57:17,233 --> 00:57:19,394 I don't know yet. 900 00:57:19,469 --> 00:57:21,164 I know what I'm gonna do. 901 00:57:21,237 --> 00:57:23,262 I'm goin' home and face the music. 902 00:57:23,339 --> 00:57:26,604 My dad finds out I got fired again, man, he's gonna kick my ass. 903 00:57:26,676 --> 00:57:30,112 - Sorry about today. - Yeah, me too. Later. 904 00:57:38,354 --> 00:57:41,187 - My board! - Get the board! 905 00:57:46,663 --> 00:57:48,995 My skateboard. 906 00:57:49,065 --> 00:57:51,431 Let's play some quarters and shit. And don't forget the chips. 907 00:57:53,970 --> 00:57:57,133 - What the fuck you lookin' at? - Nothin'. I... 908 00:57:59,409 --> 00:58:02,537 - You broke my board. - It shouldn't have been in the street. 909 00:58:04,214 --> 00:58:06,910 Take me to Judge Judy. Let's go. 910 00:58:06,983 --> 00:58:09,679 - Who the fuck are those guys, Day-Day? - Let it go, man. Trust me. 911 00:58:09,752 --> 00:58:12,152 I ain't lettin' shit go, man! They broke my skateboard! 912 00:58:12,222 --> 00:58:15,191 - Let it go! Trust me. - Wait a minute. Wait, wait! Look. 913 00:58:18,394 --> 00:58:20,589 - You see that? - I ain't see nothin'. 914 00:58:20,663 --> 00:58:23,029 Must be money or somethin' in that hydraulic pump. 915 00:58:23,099 --> 00:58:25,260 Yeah, air. 916 00:58:25,335 --> 00:58:28,702 It's somethin' better than air. I could tell how funny he act. 917 00:58:28,771 --> 00:58:31,535 Hey, how's it goin', boy? Come here. Yeah, boy, come here. 918 00:58:31,608 --> 00:58:35,066 Hey! What are you doin'? Get the fuck off me! 919 00:58:35,144 --> 00:58:37,237 How do you know for sure? It could be any damn thing in that pump. 920 00:58:37,313 --> 00:58:40,544 I don't know. It could be anything, but I say we go over there and take a look. 921 00:58:40,617 --> 00:58:42,551 I say you go by your damn self. 922 00:58:42,619 --> 00:58:45,986 I'm not fuckin' with them eses. Y'all go over there and tag team and that shit. 923 00:58:46,055 --> 00:58:48,717 All we need is a big-ass pack of bologna. 924 00:58:50,527 --> 00:58:53,052 - Bologna? - Yeah, bologna! 925 00:58:53,963 --> 00:58:59,162 Want me to get cheese and the hot plate? We can cook over there. Eat with them... 926 00:58:59,235 --> 00:59:01,703 Man, just go get the bologna. Hurry up. 927 00:59:06,609 --> 00:59:10,067 Is that a gas station over there? Here we go. That's a gas station. 928 00:59:12,148 --> 00:59:14,082 Get out the way, man! Come on! Move! 929 00:59:14,150 --> 00:59:16,084 This fool can't drive for shit! 930 00:59:16,953 --> 00:59:21,947 Guess I'm gonna have to kill that dad of his, too, when I finish with Craig. 931 00:59:22,025 --> 00:59:24,994 Hey, man, get out the way! Get out of the way! Hurry up! 932 00:59:25,061 --> 00:59:27,029 You look! I got some business to take care of! 933 00:59:27,096 --> 00:59:29,462 - Fuck you, asshole! - I hope the bathroom is clean. 934 00:59:29,532 --> 00:59:32,865 If it ain't, I don't give a damn. 935 00:59:32,936 --> 00:59:36,133 Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, me. 936 00:59:41,544 --> 00:59:44,172 Damn! I knew I shouldn't have eaten all that hot sauce. 937 00:59:48,384 --> 00:59:52,115 Sabu! I've seen all your movies, man. Oh, you bad. 938 00:59:52,188 --> 00:59:54,816 Ridin' that magic carpet. They ain't got to worry about no gas. 939 00:59:55,758 --> 00:59:58,556 Can I get the key to the bathroom? I don't wanna buy no hubcap. 940 00:59:58,628 --> 01:00:00,357 It is here. 941 01:00:01,497 --> 01:00:03,465 And say hello to Qaddafi for me. 942 01:00:10,106 --> 01:00:11,198 - Hey! - Hey! 943 01:00:11,274 --> 01:00:13,208 Come on out of there! I got an emergency here! 944 01:00:13,276 --> 01:00:16,803 - Hold on! - Come on, man! Come on out of there. 945 01:00:16,879 --> 01:00:20,337 - Who's bangin' on this friggin' door... - Come on outta here. 946 01:00:20,416 --> 01:00:22,350 - Mr. Jones? - Stanley? 947 01:00:22,418 --> 01:00:24,477 - How are ya? - What are you doin' here? 948 01:00:24,554 --> 01:00:28,149 I'm looking for a new house out here. I have to move out of the hood. 949 01:00:28,224 --> 01:00:30,784 - The crime is really getting bad. - Yeah, I gotta go. 950 01:00:30,860 --> 01:00:34,591 I wouldn't recommend that anybody go in there for at least 35, 45 minutes. 951 01:00:34,664 --> 01:00:36,632 It's smelling pretty bad. I don't know what happened. 952 01:00:36,699 --> 01:00:38,792 Get the fuck outta my face! 953 01:00:41,237 --> 01:00:43,171 Oh, Lord! 954 01:00:49,412 --> 01:00:51,004 Thank God. 955 01:00:56,819 --> 01:00:58,753 Come on. Stay down. 956 01:01:01,557 --> 01:01:03,787 - Y'all ready? - No. 957 01:01:03,860 --> 01:01:05,293 Come on. 958 01:01:08,398 --> 01:01:10,491 There's Joker! Run! Goddamn it! Run! 959 01:01:14,904 --> 01:01:16,997 I don't see nobody. 960 01:01:17,073 --> 01:01:18,506 Come on. 961 01:01:20,610 --> 01:01:22,043 Hurry up. 962 01:01:25,448 --> 01:01:27,609 Nice booty. 963 01:01:27,684 --> 01:01:30,847 - Come here. You can have some. - You know I do. 964 01:01:32,288 --> 01:01:35,724 - Where you goin', baby? - Right over here. 965 01:01:35,792 --> 01:01:38,192 I'm nervous, man. I got the BGs. 966 01:01:38,261 --> 01:01:41,287 - What's the BGs? - The bubble guts. 967 01:01:41,364 --> 01:01:44,162 I'm nervous, and I'm about to shit on myself. 968 01:01:44,233 --> 01:01:46,895 Keep a tight ass. Try and hold it in or somethin'. 969 01:01:46,969 --> 01:01:48,231 Shut up. 970 01:01:48,304 --> 01:01:50,431 That sound like butterflies to me. 971 01:01:50,506 --> 01:01:52,872 Butterflies, your ass. I'm about to go home. 972 01:01:52,942 --> 01:01:57,675 Look, look. If we don't go do this, you ain't gonna have no home to go to. 973 01:01:57,747 --> 01:02:01,581 All we gotta do is find out where the little one put that pump... 974 01:02:01,651 --> 01:02:03,846 take it and see what's in it. 975 01:02:03,920 --> 01:02:07,788 You're in the Kentucky Derby. I'll take this off. 976 01:02:10,693 --> 01:02:12,217 Oh, shit. 977 01:02:13,896 --> 01:02:16,023 Go, Flea Biscuit. 978 01:02:16,099 --> 01:02:17,691 Thought you were gonna take me to see Mommy. 979 01:02:19,702 --> 01:02:22,637 I'm a little preoccupied right now. 980 01:02:23,706 --> 01:02:24,968 I'll take you later. 981 01:02:25,041 --> 01:02:27,032 When? After you're all drunk and loaded? 982 01:02:27,110 --> 01:02:29,670 I said I'll take your stupid ass later, all right? 983 01:02:29,746 --> 01:02:31,941 Get the fuck outta here. You're ruining my company. 984 01:02:39,856 --> 01:02:42,381 - What's this silver thing right here? - What silver thing? 985 01:02:44,460 --> 01:02:48,055 We got to count that shit. Get up. 986 01:02:48,131 --> 01:02:50,497 Business first. 987 01:02:50,566 --> 01:02:52,591 Hey, Baby Joker, come on. 988 01:02:52,668 --> 01:02:54,431 Forgot about the business. 989 01:02:55,505 --> 01:03:00,465 I need you to occupy that dog long enough for me and Day-Day to get a look. 990 01:03:00,543 --> 01:03:03,478 Me and dogs don't get along, bro. 991 01:03:03,546 --> 01:03:06,743 - Get along with this one. - Shit. What's his name? 992 01:03:06,816 --> 01:03:10,377 Cheeco. You've got to go ahead of us. Don't get seen. 993 01:03:10,453 --> 01:03:12,819 And for damn sure, don't let that mutt out your sight. 994 01:03:12,889 --> 01:03:14,618 Go, go, go! 995 01:03:14,690 --> 01:03:19,286 - Dog, we scored today, fool. - Yeah! 996 01:03:19,362 --> 01:03:22,729 - What's that on my leg? - What is that, dog? 997 01:03:22,799 --> 01:03:25,427 Forget it. I think it's yogurt or something. 998 01:03:34,343 --> 01:03:35,776 Here, Cheeco. 999 01:03:42,585 --> 01:03:44,610 Get off my ass, man. 1000 01:03:47,523 --> 01:03:51,220 Get down! You guys are better than the Soul Train dancers. 1001 01:03:51,294 --> 01:03:53,091 Look at them old bitties. 1002 01:03:53,162 --> 01:03:55,130 God! 1003 01:03:55,198 --> 01:03:57,632 Come on. Let's go. Get up. 1004 01:03:59,802 --> 01:04:01,793 All right, go first. 1005 01:04:03,673 --> 01:04:05,607 - Go first. - No, nigger, you go first! 1006 01:04:05,675 --> 01:04:07,939 I'm not goin' first. 1007 01:04:08,010 --> 01:04:10,911 If you don't hit that fence, I'm gonna throw you over. 1008 01:04:10,980 --> 01:04:13,039 Nigger, I'm not... We ain't little no more. 1009 01:04:13,115 --> 01:04:16,846 That's the thing about it. Come on. Come on! 1010 01:04:16,919 --> 01:04:20,047 What you talkin' about? We ain't little? What? 1011 01:04:20,122 --> 01:04:21,885 Come on, nigger. 1012 01:04:21,958 --> 01:04:23,448 - Pussy. - It ain't like that. 1013 01:04:23,526 --> 01:04:25,517 Get your ass up. 1014 01:04:41,310 --> 01:04:43,073 - Stop playing. - I broke a butt cheek. 1015 01:04:43,145 --> 01:04:46,410 - Come on. - Shit, man. 1016 01:04:46,482 --> 01:04:48,211 What, man? 1017 01:04:48,284 --> 01:04:49,717 Fuck. 1018 01:04:53,089 --> 01:04:54,852 Come here, boy. 1019 01:04:54,924 --> 01:04:56,858 Come on, Cheeco. 1020 01:04:56,926 --> 01:04:58,860 Be a good boy. 1021 01:04:59,762 --> 01:05:01,423 Shit! Oh, shit. 1022 01:05:03,199 --> 01:05:06,032 - Fuck this shit. - Hey, hey. Wait. 1023 01:05:10,439 --> 01:05:12,907 - Who's got the money... - He's still over there. 1024 01:05:12,975 --> 01:05:15,102 - Hundreds, fifties. - Roach still got him. 1025 01:05:19,448 --> 01:05:22,884 - What do we do with these ones? - Fuck it. Give it to charity. 1026 01:05:22,952 --> 01:05:25,546 Fuck it. Charity starts in la casa. 1027 01:05:25,621 --> 01:05:27,987 - We can give it to the bitches. - It is money in that pump. 1028 01:05:28,057 --> 01:05:29,547 - It is? - Yeah. 1029 01:05:29,625 --> 01:05:31,490 A good boy. Come on. 1030 01:05:32,328 --> 01:05:34,159 Here you go. Good boy. 1031 01:05:35,364 --> 01:05:38,458 Good boy. I got some good bologna for you. 1032 01:05:38,534 --> 01:05:42,493 Good boy. Eat it all up. 1033 01:05:42,571 --> 01:05:45,005 Okay, you ate it all up. 1034 01:05:51,314 --> 01:05:53,578 Is that Cheeco? What's wrong with him? 1035 01:05:53,649 --> 01:05:56,846 I don't know. That dog got issues. 1036 01:05:58,354 --> 01:06:01,448 So what's wrong with my perro? What'd you do to my dog, fool? 1037 01:06:01,524 --> 01:06:05,585 Nothing. Just keep counting the money. 1038 01:06:08,631 --> 01:06:10,724 Hey, fuck that shit. Do it later. 1039 01:06:10,800 --> 01:06:13,997 It's fuckin' Friday. We got fuckin' bitches. 1040 01:06:14,070 --> 01:06:15,833 It's fuckin' time to party. 1041 01:06:15,905 --> 01:06:18,169 Shut the door. What's wrong with you? Don't you got no manners? 1042 01:06:18,240 --> 01:06:20,936 - What's wrong with you? - Fuckin' snapper. 1043 01:06:21,010 --> 01:06:25,276 We're not gonna close the door until you come out and party with us. 1044 01:06:25,348 --> 01:06:27,282 Let me think about it. 1045 01:06:27,350 --> 01:06:31,411 Count my money. Party with bitches. 1046 01:06:31,487 --> 01:06:34,217 Hundreds and fifties. Big-ass titties. 1047 01:06:35,524 --> 01:06:40,154 Count the green. Get in between those titties. 1048 01:06:40,229 --> 01:06:41,696 Let's party! 1049 01:06:41,764 --> 01:06:44,130 Come on, fool! 1050 01:06:44,200 --> 01:06:46,691 Put that shit in the drawer. 1051 01:06:46,769 --> 01:06:50,728 I'm in the mood to get jiggy with it. I wanna party. 1052 01:06:50,806 --> 01:06:52,899 Aztec warrior. Aztec warrior. 1053 01:07:00,649 --> 01:07:04,085 He put it in a drawer. I'm gonna go get it. 1054 01:07:04,153 --> 01:07:07,179 You want me to wait here, so Cheeco can bite me in my ass? 1055 01:07:07,256 --> 01:07:10,657 - Yeah! - I'm goin'. I'm not doin' nothin'. 1056 01:07:10,726 --> 01:07:13,593 - What, man? - I'm gonna tell you once more. Sit. 1057 01:07:13,662 --> 01:07:15,857 Get the finger outta my... 1058 01:07:28,844 --> 01:07:30,641 Damn. 1059 01:07:30,713 --> 01:07:32,146 Yea, yea. 1060 01:07:33,315 --> 01:07:36,614 You got that Ricky Martin CD? I love him. He's a musical god. 1061 01:07:36,685 --> 01:07:42,521 He's good for my people. Come on. All right. I wanna dance. 1062 01:07:42,591 --> 01:07:44,024 Damn. 1063 01:07:54,003 --> 01:07:55,971 Calm down. I got something for you. 1064 01:07:56,038 --> 01:07:57,903 Got a treat. 1065 01:07:57,973 --> 01:08:01,704 You're gonna like this. I got a little bud brownie. 1066 01:08:01,777 --> 01:08:04,268 Here. Just eat the whole thing. Here. Just eat it all up. 1067 01:08:04,346 --> 01:08:06,678 Good boy. Eat it up. 1068 01:08:06,749 --> 01:08:11,311 Eat it up. Eat it up. Good dog. Good dog. 1069 01:08:16,158 --> 01:08:18,092 We're gonna party now. 1070 01:08:20,329 --> 01:08:22,320 What the fuck? 1071 01:08:22,398 --> 01:08:25,731 Hey, who locked the fuckin' door, huh? 1072 01:08:25,801 --> 01:08:28,770 I don't like locked doors around here! They make me crazy and shit! 1073 01:08:28,838 --> 01:08:32,205 I was locked up! Pass the wire! Pass the wire! 1074 01:08:32,274 --> 01:08:35,471 I don't want no grilled cheese. No, Leroy, I'm bilingual! 1075 01:08:35,544 --> 01:08:39,503 There's a difference. No more locked doors! 1076 01:08:46,889 --> 01:08:48,914 No more locked doors around here, you hear me? 1077 01:08:49,892 --> 01:08:53,419 What you been eating, girl? Nothing but light beer for you. 1078 01:08:56,599 --> 01:08:58,157 I like it rough. 1079 01:08:58,234 --> 01:09:01,931 Oh, you do, huh? Good, 'cause that's how you're gonna get it. 1080 01:09:12,815 --> 01:09:16,182 - What are you doing? - Huh? 1081 01:09:16,252 --> 01:09:20,985 - What are you doing here? - I hope you don't think I'm crazy. 1082 01:09:21,056 --> 01:09:24,025 I snuck in here to show you that I wasn't scared of your punk brothers. 1083 01:09:24,093 --> 01:09:27,824 And if you had a man like me in your life... 1084 01:09:27,897 --> 01:09:30,331 you wouldn't have to be scared of them neither. 1085 01:09:30,399 --> 01:09:33,391 What? So you snuck in my room to tell me that? 1086 01:09:34,503 --> 01:09:35,868 Yeah, I did. Excuse me. 1087 01:09:37,840 --> 01:09:40,968 - Who you talking to? - Nobody! 1088 01:09:41,043 --> 01:09:44,843 - I heard a vato's voice in here. - No, you didn't. Get out of my room. 1089 01:09:44,914 --> 01:09:47,382 Go back to your stupid little girlfriends. 1090 01:09:47,449 --> 01:09:48,711 I'm telling Mom. 1091 01:09:48,784 --> 01:09:51,912 Good boy. Feel that? 1092 01:09:51,987 --> 01:09:55,013 Good dog. Lay down. 1093 01:09:55,090 --> 01:09:59,527 That's a good boy. Lay down. Yeah, you're a good boy. 1094 01:10:01,263 --> 01:10:04,027 You are a good dog. 1095 01:10:05,100 --> 01:10:07,364 Oh, I'm gonna do you good. 1096 01:10:07,436 --> 01:10:09,370 I'm gonna give it to you rough. 1097 01:10:09,438 --> 01:10:13,534 Here's Johnny. I call him Mini Me. 1098 01:10:13,609 --> 01:10:17,272 I'm gonna do you like American Me, baby. Don't look at me. 1099 01:10:17,346 --> 01:10:21,248 Don't look at me, little puppy. Can I get a whoo, whoo? 1100 01:10:21,317 --> 01:10:23,842 I'm an Aztec warrior. 1101 01:10:27,756 --> 01:10:32,022 Bring your ass home, Craig. Come on. 1102 01:10:32,094 --> 01:10:35,029 Hey, I'm cold. I'll close the window. 1103 01:10:36,932 --> 01:10:38,365 Oh, shit. 1104 01:10:45,140 --> 01:10:49,042 Motherfuckers can't fuck with me. I'm a player. I'm a player! 1105 01:10:50,045 --> 01:10:51,979 Like I was sayin'. 1106 01:10:54,350 --> 01:10:55,783 Are you listening? 1107 01:10:59,521 --> 01:11:01,580 We don't need this shit. 1108 01:11:01,657 --> 01:11:04,251 A guy like me and a dog like you... 1109 01:11:04,326 --> 01:11:06,385 we ought to be in Maui... 1110 01:11:06,462 --> 01:11:09,727 rentin' Jet Skis to fat fucks with flower shirts. 1111 01:11:16,038 --> 01:11:18,438 That'd be the good life. 1112 01:11:18,507 --> 01:11:23,740 Take you with me wherever I go. I love you. 1113 01:11:23,812 --> 01:11:26,303 - It'll work. - Come on. 1114 01:11:26,382 --> 01:11:28,350 - Where's Craig? - He's in the house still. 1115 01:11:29,485 --> 01:11:31,476 - Why'd he go in the house? - Don't worry about it. 1116 01:11:31,553 --> 01:11:33,919 We gotta figure out a way to get him out of there. He's probably locked up. 1117 01:11:33,989 --> 01:11:37,083 - Come on. - Shit. 1118 01:11:38,427 --> 01:11:42,454 - You did all this for me? - Most of it. 1119 01:11:44,066 --> 01:11:46,466 I just hate to see a fine girl like you in a situation like this. 1120 01:11:48,304 --> 01:11:50,636 Thanks for noticing. 1121 01:11:50,706 --> 01:11:53,334 It used to be peaceful around here before they got out. 1122 01:11:54,576 --> 01:11:57,875 They took over the house and caused my mother's nervous breakdown. 1123 01:11:57,946 --> 01:12:01,177 Dang. Why she didn't just kick 'em out? 1124 01:12:01,250 --> 01:12:03,684 We tried. 1125 01:12:03,752 --> 01:12:06,812 We saved up to get away from them, but they just followed us. 1126 01:12:06,889 --> 01:12:10,882 Damn. I hate to hear that. Can I get out this window right here? 1127 01:12:12,127 --> 01:12:15,995 - I thought you came up here to see me. - I did. It's just, you know... 1128 01:12:16,065 --> 01:12:18,590 What's the hurry? 1129 01:12:18,667 --> 01:12:20,692 I got my cousin out here waitin' on me. 1130 01:12:20,769 --> 01:12:23,237 So what? 1131 01:12:23,305 --> 01:12:25,239 Let's make him wait. 1132 01:12:28,477 --> 01:12:30,138 Okay, knock. 1133 01:12:30,212 --> 01:12:32,806 - You want me to knock? - Knock! 1134 01:12:35,050 --> 01:12:37,746 You're actin' like a little bitch right now, man. 1135 01:12:37,820 --> 01:12:39,981 They can't hear that. The music's playin'. 1136 01:12:40,055 --> 01:12:43,115 Excuse me, partner. That was a fuckin' ghetto knock I just did. 1137 01:12:43,192 --> 01:12:45,922 - I'll show you how to knock on a door. - What ya doin'? Stop... 1138 01:12:45,994 --> 01:12:48,986 Yeah. Rub that shit. 1139 01:12:50,065 --> 01:12:51,999 I hear something. 1140 01:12:54,370 --> 01:12:55,860 Fuck. 1141 01:12:55,938 --> 01:12:58,236 I can't do anything around here! Shit! 1142 01:12:59,908 --> 01:13:01,500 Ruining my flow. 1143 01:13:02,678 --> 01:13:04,612 Right there. 1144 01:13:04,680 --> 01:13:06,511 Lover boys, you hear that shit? 1145 01:13:07,282 --> 01:13:09,250 You better stop. 1146 01:13:09,318 --> 01:13:12,082 - They gonna think we're the police! - It gets results. 1147 01:13:13,355 --> 01:13:14,617 What do you want? 1148 01:13:15,691 --> 01:13:17,283 We came to borrow some sugar. 1149 01:13:18,594 --> 01:13:20,960 Does this look like a fuckin' 7-Eleven to you? 1150 01:13:21,029 --> 01:13:23,020 Do you see that red dot on my forehead? 1151 01:13:23,098 --> 01:13:25,896 Do you see an ATM in the corner that doesn't work? 1152 01:13:25,968 --> 01:13:28,801 Do you? No, you don't, so fuck you, my friend. 1153 01:13:28,871 --> 01:13:30,736 Get the fuck outta here. 1154 01:13:30,806 --> 01:13:32,103 You too, Slim Shady. 1155 01:13:32,174 --> 01:13:35,940 - No problem. We gone. - Hold on a second. 1156 01:13:36,011 --> 01:13:40,744 Hey, man, you ran over my skateboard. I don't appreciate that, all right? 1157 01:13:41,784 --> 01:13:43,911 That's bullshit, man. It ain't... 1158 01:14:01,470 --> 01:14:02,801 Got your message. Where's Craig? 1159 01:14:03,572 --> 01:14:05,904 Message? I ain't sent you no damn message! 1160 01:14:05,974 --> 01:14:07,839 You didn't call the sandwich joint with an urgent message? 1161 01:14:07,910 --> 01:14:11,812 Hell, no, Willie! You startin' to think like a dog. 1162 01:14:11,880 --> 01:14:14,314 Believe them fleas and ticks suckin' on your old-ass brain. 1163 01:14:14,383 --> 01:14:16,248 Somebody sent me a message. Where's Craig and Day-Day? 1164 01:14:16,318 --> 01:14:18,582 I don't know. 1165 01:14:18,654 --> 01:14:20,588 Come on in. 1166 01:14:22,658 --> 01:14:26,025 You know you got shit all over the back of your ass? 1167 01:14:26,094 --> 01:14:29,621 Don't sit on that couch! Put some paper down. 1168 01:14:29,698 --> 01:14:31,598 Next time page me first. 1169 01:14:31,667 --> 01:14:34,329 Okay, I'll do that. What's my code, 69? 1170 01:14:34,403 --> 01:14:37,600 - No, 68. - Yeah, right. 1171 01:14:37,673 --> 01:14:38,605 Shit. 1172 01:14:41,710 --> 01:14:43,337 You okay? 1173 01:14:49,017 --> 01:14:52,145 This is some bullshit. We just came over here to borrow some sugar. 1174 01:14:52,221 --> 01:14:55,281 - And some Phillies. - And some Phillies and... 1175 01:14:55,357 --> 01:14:58,349 We ain't come to fuck up y'all little m�nage � trois. 1176 01:14:58,427 --> 01:15:02,591 These are some bad bitches y'all got over here and we would not fuck that up. 1177 01:15:02,664 --> 01:15:05,292 - How y'all doin' anyway? - Fine. 1178 01:15:05,367 --> 01:15:06,334 Hey! 1179 01:15:06,401 --> 01:15:08,596 My name is Day-Day. I'm your local neighborhood player. 1180 01:15:08,670 --> 01:15:10,797 This is my little buddy Roach. Roach, say, "What's happenin'?" to them. 1181 01:15:10,873 --> 01:15:13,137 - Nice to meet you ladies. - Hey, hey! 1182 01:15:13,208 --> 01:15:14,539 What the fuck? 1183 01:15:15,911 --> 01:15:18,243 This isn't The Love Connection. 1184 01:15:18,313 --> 01:15:21,680 Trying to pick up on our hynas or what, eh? Want to go to the room right now? 1185 01:15:23,051 --> 01:15:26,214 I don't know about you two. I don't know about this sugar shit. 1186 01:15:26,288 --> 01:15:28,347 I know black people got a lot of sugar in their house. 1187 01:15:29,191 --> 01:15:31,386 So I don't know. You makin' me susp... 1188 01:15:33,428 --> 01:15:36,522 - Suspicious, eh? - It's makin' me think a lot! Smart guy. 1189 01:15:39,568 --> 01:15:42,401 He's tryin' to make it with our chicks. 1190 01:15:45,741 --> 01:15:47,675 - What'd he say? - I don't know. 1191 01:15:47,743 --> 01:15:49,802 Karla's coming down. Give me the weapon. 1192 01:15:51,013 --> 01:15:54,414 - Shut the fuck up and act natural. - No problem. 1193 01:15:57,953 --> 01:16:00,683 - Hey. What's goin' on? - Nothing. 1194 01:16:03,458 --> 01:16:05,756 Are you going to give me a ride to see Mommy? 1195 01:16:05,827 --> 01:16:09,354 Dang! You bug! Look, just take my car, all right? 1196 01:16:09,431 --> 01:16:12,059 - Take your car? - Did I stutter? 1197 01:16:12,134 --> 01:16:15,228 - Did I stutter? - Hell, no. You ain't... 1198 01:16:15,304 --> 01:16:17,738 Shut up, stupid. Just give me your car keys. 1199 01:16:17,806 --> 01:16:20,036 - I'm not stupid. You're stupid. - You're stupid. 1200 01:16:20,108 --> 01:16:22,099 - Don't call me stupid. I'm sensitive. - Where's the car keys? 1201 01:16:22,177 --> 01:16:24,702 - You're stupid! - I'll be back in a bit. Bye. 1202 01:16:24,780 --> 01:16:26,441 - Chickenhead. - Stupid ass. 1203 01:16:26,515 --> 01:16:28,574 Don't be hittin' my switches too. 1204 01:16:28,650 --> 01:16:31,050 And tell Mama we miss her cooking. 1205 01:16:32,521 --> 01:16:36,389 You know what? If everything's cool, then we'll let you bounce too. 1206 01:16:36,458 --> 01:16:39,825 That's a deal. That's what I'm talkin' about. 1207 01:16:51,039 --> 01:16:53,769 - Where the hell you been? - I was over... 1208 01:16:53,842 --> 01:16:56,106 This is my boy. I'm the only one who can yell at him. 1209 01:16:56,178 --> 01:16:59,147 - Where the hell you been? - Have y'all seen Day-Day? 1210 01:16:59,214 --> 01:17:02,411 Thought he was with you. 1211 01:17:02,484 --> 01:17:06,181 I knew we'd never be together forever. You're a cold little Puerto Rican dude. 1212 01:17:12,761 --> 01:17:15,286 - What? - We're saying you're fucked! 1213 01:17:15,364 --> 01:17:17,423 - You're staying with us. - Oh, man. 1214 01:17:17,499 --> 01:17:20,400 Baby Joker, get the duct tape. 1215 01:17:22,070 --> 01:17:23,799 It's on my bed. I was using it earlier. 1216 01:17:23,872 --> 01:17:27,808 - Shit, man! - And, you, put your clothes back on. 1217 01:17:32,047 --> 01:17:34,845 Come on. The party's over. Get your chickie heads outta here! 1218 01:17:34,916 --> 01:17:39,080 Come on! Move it, hood-rat. Get your ass outta here. Bus leaves at 11:00! 1219 01:17:39,154 --> 01:17:41,418 Take this shit with you! 1220 01:17:41,490 --> 01:17:42,787 Call me! 1221 01:17:43,659 --> 01:17:46,389 - What a jerk. - He's stupid. 1222 01:17:46,461 --> 01:17:48,395 - What did we do? - Why does he need tape? 1223 01:17:48,463 --> 01:17:52,126 - Tell us what we did. - You're fucked. Gonna have a party. 1224 01:17:52,200 --> 01:17:55,294 - What kind of party? - A prison party. We just got out. 1225 01:17:55,370 --> 01:17:58,305 I know what to do with you. 1226 01:17:58,373 --> 01:18:00,000 - Shit! - He's cute, huh? 1227 01:18:00,075 --> 01:18:02,043 - I want the little one. - He's like a Frosted Mini-Wheat. 1228 01:18:02,110 --> 01:18:03,873 Hold on, baby. 1229 01:18:03,945 --> 01:18:06,880 - It's gonna be crazy. - Don't do that. 1230 01:18:06,948 --> 01:18:08,745 You haven't seen my Aztec warrior. 1231 01:18:08,817 --> 01:18:11,911 - I can't handle this! - You can't handle them? 1232 01:18:11,987 --> 01:18:15,423 - You can handle them. - You got a pretty mouth. 1233 01:18:15,490 --> 01:18:16,923 Don't do that! 1234 01:18:16,992 --> 01:18:18,687 Don't do it. 1235 01:18:18,760 --> 01:18:20,694 - You think they in there? - They in there. 1236 01:18:20,762 --> 01:18:22,491 We got to do something. 1237 01:18:22,564 --> 01:18:24,759 Y'all take your asses over there if you want to. 1238 01:18:24,833 --> 01:18:29,566 If you ain't back in ten minutes, I'm callin' the police and insurance man. 1239 01:18:29,638 --> 01:18:32,869 Wait a minute. I'm goin' to get my shit. 1240 01:18:34,976 --> 01:18:37,444 How many of us have them 1241 01:18:37,512 --> 01:18:39,946 Friends 1242 01:18:40,015 --> 01:18:42,040 Ones we can depend on 1243 01:18:42,117 --> 01:18:44,051 Friends 1244 01:18:44,119 --> 01:18:46,679 Shut the fuck up! 1245 01:18:48,790 --> 01:18:51,258 I don't even like Whodini. 1246 01:18:51,326 --> 01:18:55,285 We can be friends as soon as you tell me where my money is. 1247 01:18:55,363 --> 01:18:59,129 Money? We came to borrow sugar from ya and some rollin' papers. 1248 01:18:59,201 --> 01:19:02,864 We wanted to get high. I was gonna show this white boy how to make Kool-Aid... 1249 01:19:03,972 --> 01:19:05,633 Shit! 1250 01:19:05,707 --> 01:19:08,039 Just have a heart, Mr. Joker. Please. It's Friday! 1251 01:19:08,110 --> 01:19:11,705 - I know what fuckin' day it is. - Oh, shit! Fuck. 1252 01:19:11,780 --> 01:19:15,307 I hear a lot of talking, but the words don't mean shit. 1253 01:19:19,187 --> 01:19:21,246 Maybe that other chanate took it. Remember him? 1254 01:19:23,992 --> 01:19:29,123 Hey, Day-Day, where is your other mayate? 1255 01:19:49,785 --> 01:19:52,151 It's a nice piece of heat you got there. 1256 01:19:52,220 --> 01:19:54,950 Thank you. I ain't got but two bullets in the motherfucker. 1257 01:19:55,023 --> 01:19:57,457 - But that's better than nothin'. - Yeah, it is. 1258 01:19:57,526 --> 01:20:00,427 Two bullets? Boy, your ass ain't changed at all. 1259 01:20:00,495 --> 01:20:03,157 Back in the day, only thing I had was a stick. 1260 01:20:03,231 --> 01:20:06,166 You missed with your stick. I ain't gonna miss with these two bullets. 1261 01:20:06,234 --> 01:20:08,600 Hey, y'all. Not now. Come on. 1262 01:20:17,512 --> 01:20:20,504 - Come on. You know what to do. - Shit! 1263 01:20:24,586 --> 01:20:26,520 That's Versace you steppin' on. 1264 01:20:26,588 --> 01:20:29,056 Versace? You can't even spell Versace. 1265 01:20:29,124 --> 01:20:33,891 "Fo-satchy." F-O... satchy. 1266 01:20:50,245 --> 01:20:51,576 Damn. 1267 01:20:51,646 --> 01:20:53,580 You all right? 1268 01:20:55,250 --> 01:20:58,048 - Yeah. - Will you be quiet, Tarzan? 1269 01:20:58,119 --> 01:21:00,587 I don't do this shit every day. 1270 01:21:02,224 --> 01:21:06,490 I'm tellin' you, man. You can do a lot for this community... 1271 01:21:06,561 --> 01:21:09,928 Shut up! I'm sick of bullshitting with you two. 1272 01:21:09,998 --> 01:21:11,329 Baby Joker? 1273 01:21:19,374 --> 01:21:21,035 - Little Joker? - Yeah. 1274 01:21:21,109 --> 01:21:22,440 Tape their mouths shut. 1275 01:21:23,845 --> 01:21:25,779 I don't wanna hear a grown man scream. 1276 01:21:36,124 --> 01:21:37,785 Shit. 1277 01:21:37,859 --> 01:21:39,292 What, man? 1278 01:21:39,361 --> 01:21:41,886 We must be here. We stopped. 1279 01:21:41,963 --> 01:21:45,797 Good. Let's get the hell outta here. It stink in here. 1280 01:21:45,867 --> 01:21:49,132 - How do we get out? - How am I supposed to know? 1281 01:21:49,204 --> 01:21:52,298 You the one with all the muscle. Why don't you get us outta here? 1282 01:21:52,374 --> 01:21:53,739 Raise your hand, fool. 1283 01:21:54,876 --> 01:21:58,744 Now let me show you how we gonna do this. 1284 01:22:26,274 --> 01:22:30,233 Come on, man! Let me outta here! Come on, man! I'm your brother! 1285 01:22:31,780 --> 01:22:34,647 Come on! Don't do this to your own brother, man! 1286 01:22:34,716 --> 01:22:36,013 Get out, fool. 1287 01:22:55,036 --> 01:22:56,298 Damn. 1288 01:22:59,307 --> 01:23:02,299 Hey, young man. 1289 01:23:02,377 --> 01:23:05,369 You got knocked the fuck out. 1290 01:23:05,447 --> 01:23:08,280 No more fun and games. 1291 01:23:08,350 --> 01:23:11,183 My little carnal, he went to get my chain saw. 1292 01:23:12,821 --> 01:23:15,289 I'm gonna show you what happens to putos that take my money... 1293 01:23:15,357 --> 01:23:17,484 and don't tell me what I wanna hear. 1294 01:23:19,327 --> 01:23:21,625 Ever see Scarface, fuckers? 1295 01:23:26,568 --> 01:23:28,559 Go see what's takin' him so long. 1296 01:23:34,542 --> 01:23:35,975 Junior? 1297 01:23:37,612 --> 01:23:39,011 Junior? 1298 01:23:39,080 --> 01:23:41,014 What the fuck, stupid? 1299 01:23:46,721 --> 01:23:48,348 My back! 1300 01:23:49,357 --> 01:23:53,225 - What's the matter? - I believe I slipped my disk again. 1301 01:23:53,294 --> 01:23:55,922 Goddamn! 1302 01:23:55,997 --> 01:23:58,192 - Let me help you. - Don't touch me! 1303 01:23:59,334 --> 01:24:02,667 Ain't nothin' wrong with you. Get your big ass up. 1304 01:24:02,737 --> 01:24:05,069 I'll tie this boy up myself. 1305 01:24:05,140 --> 01:24:07,335 I should tie your big ass up, too, and drag you down the street. 1306 01:24:11,146 --> 01:24:13,876 You players are going on the disabled list... 1307 01:24:15,183 --> 01:24:17,151 as soon as my brothers get back here. 1308 01:24:22,323 --> 01:24:24,348 They should be back here any minute now. 1309 01:24:26,361 --> 01:24:28,852 They'll be back soon. 1310 01:24:31,099 --> 01:24:33,329 Fuck! Where are these fuckers? 1311 01:24:33,401 --> 01:24:36,802 I gotta do everything. It's tough being the brains of the operation. 1312 01:24:37,639 --> 01:24:38,833 Fuck! 1313 01:24:38,907 --> 01:24:41,808 Hey! You putos go? 1314 01:24:41,876 --> 01:24:45,437 You gonna make me crazy! You make me crazy! Come on! 1315 01:24:45,513 --> 01:24:48,539 - Makin' me look like a punk! - It slipped! 1316 01:24:48,616 --> 01:24:52,313 - My disk slipped again in my back. - What the fuck? 1317 01:24:56,458 --> 01:24:58,517 What the hell are you doing here? 1318 01:24:58,593 --> 01:25:01,426 I lost something. What it look like, fool? 1319 01:25:01,496 --> 01:25:03,430 It looks like a dead mayate with a loud shirt. 1320 01:25:03,498 --> 01:25:06,592 My mind! That's what I lost. Ain't this my yard? 1321 01:25:09,404 --> 01:25:11,065 Get up! 1322 01:25:12,574 --> 01:25:15,509 Watch his feet. Watch his feet, boy. 1323 01:25:16,978 --> 01:25:18,070 Fucker! 1324 01:25:48,977 --> 01:25:50,501 School's in, bitch. 1325 01:25:51,312 --> 01:25:52,540 Motherfucker. 1326 01:25:52,614 --> 01:25:54,639 I got your ass right here. 1327 01:25:55,683 --> 01:26:00,620 I'm gonna kick your ass for gettin' me into this mess, throwin' my back out. 1328 01:26:01,456 --> 01:26:04,289 Daddy, it ain't my fault! I'm not bullshittin'. 1329 01:26:04,359 --> 01:26:07,920 I was hangin' with this white boy, and he got me into all kinds of shi... 1330 01:26:15,370 --> 01:26:16,462 Damn! 1331 01:26:16,538 --> 01:26:17,835 What's up? 1332 01:26:19,240 --> 01:26:20,537 Help! 1333 01:26:22,977 --> 01:26:24,501 Shit! 1334 01:26:24,579 --> 01:26:26,046 Get up! 1335 01:26:29,918 --> 01:26:33,012 Say hello to my little friend. 1336 01:26:38,960 --> 01:26:42,828 Yeah, that's it! I'm gonna blast this fool. Give me that gun. 1337 01:26:42,897 --> 01:26:46,890 - Here! - Come on, fool. Remember me, punk? 1338 01:26:47,569 --> 01:26:48,900 Lord, have mercy. 1339 01:27:08,790 --> 01:27:11,623 What you want me to do? Bad dog! 1340 01:27:12,594 --> 01:27:13,925 - Freeze! - Hands up! 1341 01:27:13,995 --> 01:27:16,520 Two giant Milk Duds. 1342 01:27:17,265 --> 01:27:19,358 Freeze! Sheriff's Department! 1343 01:27:19,434 --> 01:27:20,958 I live across the street! 1344 01:27:21,703 --> 01:27:24,866 Paid cash! They the ones you want! 1345 01:27:24,939 --> 01:27:28,272 - Problem, officers? - Don't move! 1346 01:27:28,343 --> 01:27:30,971 - Make a damn hole! - Hey, brother, man! 1347 01:27:31,045 --> 01:27:33,445 Y'all can't fuck with the police. 1348 01:27:33,514 --> 01:27:36,039 Y'all can't fuck with the police. 1349 01:27:39,387 --> 01:27:43,517 Rude-ass cops. You done paid your parking tickets? 1350 01:27:43,591 --> 01:27:45,616 You still got your illegal cable? 1351 01:27:45,693 --> 01:27:48,218 We better get the hell outta here. 1352 01:27:48,296 --> 01:27:51,823 - Come here, Cheeco! - Get your hands off me! 1353 01:27:51,899 --> 01:27:56,336 - This is like a bad dream. - Why you cops got to be so violent? 1354 01:27:58,873 --> 01:28:00,670 I love Fridays. 1355 01:28:01,976 --> 01:28:04,843 It ain't over, punk! Wait till I get out! 1356 01:28:07,882 --> 01:28:10,578 - When you get out? - I'm gonna beat your butt up too. 1357 01:28:12,687 --> 01:28:14,621 - It ain't over! - Come on, man! 1358 01:28:14,689 --> 01:28:18,455 - Good job. Good job. - Yeah, that's our pump! 1359 01:28:18,526 --> 01:28:20,255 Shut up! 1360 01:28:21,329 --> 01:28:23,524 That's right. 1361 01:28:23,598 --> 01:28:25,532 Look what I got. 1362 01:28:26,801 --> 01:28:28,769 Wait, man. Don't open that here. 1363 01:28:32,740 --> 01:28:34,935 - Jump up and down on that back of his. - That's next. 1364 01:28:35,009 --> 01:28:36,704 Don't listen to him. 1365 01:28:36,778 --> 01:28:40,839 Cash make the coochie go whoo-whoo. 1366 01:28:40,915 --> 01:28:45,352 It's gonna feel real good to pay my taxes. Thanks, nephew. 1367 01:28:45,420 --> 01:28:47,320 No problem, Unc. 1368 01:28:49,190 --> 01:28:51,317 All done! 1369 01:28:51,392 --> 01:28:53,622 Thanks, Miss Kym. 1370 01:28:53,695 --> 01:28:56,425 - Call me, man. - All right. 1371 01:29:01,069 --> 01:29:03,333 Ancient Chinese secret. 1372 01:29:03,404 --> 01:29:05,929 I'm Korean, motherfucker. 1373 01:29:06,007 --> 01:29:09,636 Fat-ass little Chinese lady's gonna take the money and not give me no play? 1374 01:29:11,079 --> 01:29:13,639 Will you get your broke-down ass up? 1375 01:29:13,715 --> 01:29:16,149 There ain't nothin' wrong with you. Layin' down like a broke-dick dog. 1376 01:29:16,217 --> 01:29:19,209 Get up. Come on. What's wrong with you? 1377 01:29:21,022 --> 01:29:24,014 Damn! That George Jefferson shit works! 1378 01:29:24,092 --> 01:29:25,354 Walk me to the door. 1379 01:29:27,195 --> 01:29:30,130 Hey. Wait a minute. 1380 01:29:30,198 --> 01:29:32,598 I'm sure gonna miss you. 1381 01:29:32,667 --> 01:29:35,192 Why don't you give your Auntie Suga some sugar? 1382 01:29:36,070 --> 01:29:37,560 Give me a kiss. 1383 01:29:39,674 --> 01:29:41,403 - Hey! - Come here. 1384 01:29:44,979 --> 01:29:46,412 Sorry. 1385 01:29:51,853 --> 01:29:54,253 Nephew, you're welcome here anytime. 1386 01:29:56,657 --> 01:29:58,887 Thanks again. 1387 01:29:58,960 --> 01:30:02,794 She's always hittin' on somebody. Man, you sure you don't wanna stay? 1388 01:30:02,864 --> 01:30:06,925 You know I got to live ghetto fabulous. I can't stay here with y'all fools. 1389 01:30:07,001 --> 01:30:10,266 - It's too crazy around here. - Yeah, it's thugged out. 1390 01:30:10,338 --> 01:30:12,465 But you keep that car. You make sure you get that fixed. 1391 01:30:12,540 --> 01:30:15,100 - You know that. I got money now. - Yeah, I see. 1392 01:30:15,176 --> 01:30:17,110 When can I come to see you and fuck your neighborhood up? 1393 01:30:17,178 --> 01:30:19,146 - You can't. - All right. 1394 01:30:25,286 --> 01:30:29,222 Fuck his shit up. Go on, girl. Hurry up. 1395 01:30:30,925 --> 01:30:32,085 Get that shit. 1396 01:30:34,962 --> 01:30:36,623 Hurry up! 1397 01:30:39,634 --> 01:30:44,094 Oh, well. All is well that ends well, of course. 1398 01:30:44,172 --> 01:30:47,403 Another Friday gone, another problem solved. 1399 01:30:48,309 --> 01:30:52,245 It's a trip to know that things can get wild in the suburbs too. 1400 01:30:52,313 --> 01:30:55,146 Man, I can't wait to get back home... 1401 01:30:55,216 --> 01:30:58,185 to the peace and quiet streets of South Central. 1402 01:30:58,553 --> 01:30:59,679 Yeah. 1403 01:37:50,998 --> 01:37:54,991 Subtitles By Captions, Inc. Los Angeles 108560