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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,623 --> 00:00:07,420 I mean, if you really want to... 2 00:00:07,625 --> 00:00:08,716 Take a chance? 3 00:00:12,195 --> 00:00:14,594 Take a chance on this guy. 4 00:00:17,165 --> 00:00:18,927 Make him wait. 5 00:00:19,232 --> 00:00:21,529 Make him get his life in order. 6 00:00:21,734 --> 00:00:24,827 Even maybe go so far as to find his own job. 7 00:00:28,237 --> 00:00:30,637 How long should I make him wait? 8 00:00:33,208 --> 00:00:34,903 Three months? 9 00:00:36,843 --> 00:00:38,639 - Three months? - Three months. 10 00:00:38,844 --> 00:00:41,642 If he's worth it, he'll be there. 11 00:00:43,414 --> 00:00:44,710 Where will you be... 12 00:00:44,914 --> 00:00:47,643 ...on May 8th at 5:02 p. m.? 13 00:00:55,454 --> 00:00:57,354 We'll land in a few minutes. 14 00:00:57,556 --> 00:01:00,250 - Want to think it over? - Do you? 15 00:01:00,457 --> 00:01:01,821 Absolutely not. 16 00:01:06,361 --> 00:01:08,385 Top of the Empire State Building? 17 00:01:08,596 --> 00:01:12,156 It's not the tallest building anymore, but you can't miss it. 18 00:01:12,364 --> 00:01:14,855 May 8th, 5:02 p. m.? 19 00:01:30,308 --> 00:01:32,276 - Nervous? - Oh, yeah. 20 00:01:48,586 --> 00:01:50,019 Look... 21 00:01:50,321 --> 00:01:52,844 If one of us doesn't show... 22 00:01:53,056 --> 00:01:57,719 ...we won't pester each other, okay? No phone calls, no contact. 23 00:01:57,926 --> 00:02:00,587 All or nothing. We'll never speak again. 24 00:02:00,795 --> 00:02:03,990 All right. If you're not there, I'll understand. 25 00:02:04,296 --> 00:02:06,491 If you're not, I'll understand. 26 00:02:06,698 --> 00:02:08,028 I'll be there. 27 00:02:13,235 --> 00:02:14,929 Do you like kids? 28 00:02:15,236 --> 00:02:16,668 Yeah. 29 00:02:18,505 --> 00:02:20,836 - Terry! - What? 30 00:02:22,407 --> 00:02:24,238 I like watching you move. 31 00:02:24,443 --> 00:02:25,841 Good. 32 00:02:26,043 --> 00:02:28,509 I like watching you move. 33 00:02:28,710 --> 00:02:30,701 You go first. 34 00:02:32,947 --> 00:02:34,573 Okay. 35 00:02:37,416 --> 00:02:39,883 - Here he comes. - There he is, let's go. 36 00:02:40,085 --> 00:02:43,281 Make sure we get both of them. 37 00:02:43,487 --> 00:02:45,249 Let's set a wedding date right now. 38 00:02:45,455 --> 00:02:46,717 Over here! 39 00:02:46,923 --> 00:02:48,287 Lynn, give us a date. 40 00:02:48,490 --> 00:02:51,924 - How about another kiss? - Give us a commitment, Mike! 41 00:02:54,627 --> 00:02:56,889 A little closer together. 42 00:02:57,895 --> 00:03:00,590 Terry! Terry, over here. 43 00:03:01,598 --> 00:03:06,033 Lynn, is it true you're part of a group trying to buy NBC? 44 00:03:09,435 --> 00:03:11,960 Lynn, when will you give Mike his own show? 45 00:03:12,271 --> 00:03:14,464 Will Mike be on your April special? 46 00:03:14,672 --> 00:03:16,503 Charlie, get the bags. 47 00:03:16,707 --> 00:03:18,867 Okay, let's get out of here. 48 00:03:22,411 --> 00:03:25,572 Get back to me about the Dallas affiliate problem. 49 00:03:25,779 --> 00:03:27,371 Great. 50 00:03:28,514 --> 00:03:31,482 How was your trip? 51 00:03:31,683 --> 00:03:33,843 Trip... 52 00:03:34,051 --> 00:03:36,746 We have to talk about that? 53 00:03:36,953 --> 00:03:40,251 - Mr. Edwards is on the phone. - Thank you. 54 00:03:40,455 --> 00:03:41,682 Hello? 55 00:03:43,356 --> 00:03:44,584 Not interested. 56 00:03:44,791 --> 00:03:46,018 Next? 57 00:03:46,992 --> 00:03:49,255 I don't need another bank. 58 00:03:49,460 --> 00:03:53,326 I've got banks falling over each other to get in on this deal. 59 00:03:53,963 --> 00:03:57,557 If they're that eager... 60 00:03:57,765 --> 00:04:01,255 ...and they want to have lunch with me, I'll listen. 61 00:04:01,467 --> 00:04:05,561 What else? No, tell Hong Kong they can wait. 62 00:04:05,769 --> 00:04:07,999 Just tell them they can wait. 63 00:04:08,305 --> 00:04:11,534 We've got enough for three months, six months. 64 00:04:21,913 --> 00:04:24,073 Miss McKay? 65 00:04:24,381 --> 00:04:27,349 Miss McKay, may I have the key to your bags? 66 00:04:27,550 --> 00:04:30,017 Annie, don't unpack. 67 00:05:13,560 --> 00:05:15,688 What? If you wanted limousines... 68 00:05:15,897 --> 00:05:19,664 ...you should've stayed with Lynn. That'll go in the back. 69 00:05:20,033 --> 00:05:21,728 You bring gas money? 70 00:05:22,670 --> 00:05:24,604 Oh, okay. 71 00:05:24,805 --> 00:05:26,637 Now I got it. 72 00:05:26,841 --> 00:05:29,902 All I was asking for was a reason. You changed your mind. 73 00:05:30,112 --> 00:05:32,603 - We don't need to talk about it. - Good. 74 00:05:53,003 --> 00:05:54,664 That's what Campbell's soups are: 75 00:05:59,140 --> 00:06:02,304 Lou, can you take something from the 5th take... 76 00:06:02,611 --> 00:06:05,911 ...and combine it with something from the 16th take? 77 00:06:10,588 --> 00:06:11,917 That's what Campbell's soups are: 78 00:06:13,724 --> 00:06:15,783 Good job. 79 00:06:22,800 --> 00:06:24,166 That's what Campbell's soups are: 80 00:06:27,038 --> 00:06:28,767 - Ed was good. - Ed was great. 81 00:06:28,973 --> 00:06:31,033 That's a wrap, ladies. 82 00:06:31,243 --> 00:06:34,644 Terry, can I speak to you for a second? 83 00:06:35,114 --> 00:06:38,241 - Are you coming? - See you later. 84 00:06:38,549 --> 00:06:40,541 Ed was great. 85 00:06:44,691 --> 00:06:47,023 - Dinner at his place? - A weekend in the country. 86 00:06:47,227 --> 00:06:48,626 - The Hamptons? - The Vineyard. 87 00:06:48,828 --> 00:06:50,158 Did you say yes? 88 00:06:50,362 --> 00:06:51,761 No. 89 00:06:52,164 --> 00:06:55,623 What do you do for money when you're not singing about soup? 90 00:06:55,835 --> 00:06:58,827 - Good question. - I have an idea if you're interested. 91 00:06:59,038 --> 00:07:02,770 We're persona non grata at Weaver Productions. So what? 92 00:07:02,977 --> 00:07:06,207 If you're meant to be with Lynn, you'll end up with Lynn. 93 00:07:06,413 --> 00:07:09,906 I'm with you on this. Let's let nature take its course. 94 00:07:10,116 --> 00:07:11,982 - You want to call her? - No. 95 00:07:12,186 --> 00:07:14,781 I was joking anyway. 96 00:07:20,161 --> 00:07:22,130 It's Sheldon, your accountant! 97 00:07:22,329 --> 00:07:24,958 What a surprise. What are the chances of that? 98 00:07:25,167 --> 00:07:28,660 - How you doing? - It's been a while. 99 00:07:28,869 --> 00:07:32,067 I haven't seen you since '89 when we got audited. 100 00:07:32,274 --> 00:07:36,404 Uncle Sam said we couldn't deduct a $60,000 Porsche as an office. 101 00:07:36,711 --> 00:07:39,146 I told him it had a phone. 102 00:07:39,348 --> 00:07:42,578 It's perfect that you came by because... 103 00:07:42,784 --> 00:07:45,345 ...we were just discussing some big career changes for Mike. 104 00:07:45,655 --> 00:07:49,250 Maybe this would be a good time to review his financial status. 105 00:07:49,459 --> 00:07:51,189 TV not working out? 106 00:07:51,395 --> 00:07:54,625 The Lynn thing is not going great. 107 00:07:54,831 --> 00:07:56,890 What's the next move? 108 00:07:57,099 --> 00:07:59,226 I'm not sure. 109 00:07:59,435 --> 00:08:01,427 You have a pretty healthy nut here. 110 00:08:01,738 --> 00:08:05,197 You got the leases on the houses, the lease on the car. 111 00:08:05,410 --> 00:08:08,936 Restaurant bills. Did you ever consider eating at home? 112 00:08:09,146 --> 00:08:11,046 What do I have in reserve? 113 00:08:11,249 --> 00:08:13,682 I'm not sure what you mean by "reserve. " 114 00:08:13,884 --> 00:08:16,683 I've had some good years. 115 00:08:16,888 --> 00:08:19,881 Yes, but that was before me, Mike. 116 00:08:20,092 --> 00:08:22,924 Remember the fried chicken? We lost a bundle. 117 00:08:23,127 --> 00:08:25,425 That was great chicken. 118 00:08:25,730 --> 00:08:28,291 If any chicken had a chance of taking off... 119 00:08:28,501 --> 00:08:31,767 You've never been an aggressive saver. 120 00:08:31,972 --> 00:08:34,268 That was never important to you. 121 00:08:35,674 --> 00:08:38,370 What happens if I... 122 00:08:38,677 --> 00:08:44,241 - If I, like, simplified my life? - Give up Call Waiting? 123 00:08:44,451 --> 00:08:48,682 Get rid of the guy who takes care of your house while you're on the road? 124 00:08:48,888 --> 00:08:52,655 Get rid of me? You can do your own taxes, pay your own bills. 125 00:08:52,859 --> 00:08:54,884 When did you last write a check? 126 00:08:56,030 --> 00:08:59,692 You don't even know what a stamp costs. 127 00:08:59,900 --> 00:09:03,199 Good. Very subtle. Would you give us a few minutes? 128 00:09:06,207 --> 00:09:07,902 I don't know what a stamp costs. 129 00:09:08,109 --> 00:09:12,341 Who needs to know that? You go to the post office and ask for one. 130 00:09:12,547 --> 00:09:14,138 They don't ask, "How much is it?" 131 00:09:14,347 --> 00:09:18,614 - Twenty-nine cents. - Twenty-nine? When did that happen? 132 00:09:19,788 --> 00:09:24,747 - What is the deal with you? - I want to simplify my life. 133 00:09:24,958 --> 00:09:29,693 When it comes to my life. But you have a great life. I love your life. 134 00:09:29,898 --> 00:09:31,092 It's my life, right? 135 00:09:31,300 --> 00:09:33,792 I want to wake up and be excited about what I do. 136 00:09:34,003 --> 00:09:36,472 What makes you happy? What do you want? 137 00:09:36,774 --> 00:09:38,739 I don't know. 138 00:09:38,940 --> 00:09:41,136 Something to do with the game. 139 00:09:41,343 --> 00:09:44,905 - Paint. - Paint. 140 00:09:45,114 --> 00:09:49,916 I don't like what I've been doing. After a while, you forget. 141 00:09:50,120 --> 00:09:53,020 - What do you forget? - What it's like to love something. 142 00:09:53,222 --> 00:09:55,247 Really? 143 00:09:55,458 --> 00:09:59,225 I'm gonna set up a physical for you, if that's all right. 144 00:10:00,365 --> 00:10:03,491 I never felt better in my life. 145 00:10:04,300 --> 00:10:07,099 Blue urban barn jacket? 146 00:10:07,304 --> 00:10:09,329 Single dad, doctor. 147 00:10:10,075 --> 00:10:11,372 Father-IKnows-Best vest? 148 00:10:11,576 --> 00:10:14,101 Single dad, real estate. 149 00:10:14,312 --> 00:10:15,870 Single dad, lawyer. 150 00:10:16,081 --> 00:10:17,911 You don't care. 151 00:10:18,916 --> 00:10:20,475 I know. 152 00:10:20,785 --> 00:10:23,482 - I do. - It's 10:00. 153 00:10:23,789 --> 00:10:27,816 Everybody, come to the middle! 154 00:10:29,493 --> 00:10:31,894 Say hello to someone new. 155 00:10:32,097 --> 00:10:34,794 This is her first day. Remember yours? 156 00:10:35,001 --> 00:10:38,130 Say hello to Terry! 157 00:10:47,547 --> 00:10:49,811 You're in. Let's go. 158 00:11:01,329 --> 00:11:04,787 Hey! Don't you get a special nostalgic rush... 159 00:11:04,999 --> 00:11:07,126 ...every time you eat at Chasen's? 160 00:11:07,336 --> 00:11:09,165 First it's Ron and Nancy, then... 161 00:11:09,369 --> 00:11:11,804 Two more bowls of borscht. Want some? 162 00:11:12,006 --> 00:11:15,840 Give me a couple more bowls. I could eat 100 of those. 163 00:11:16,044 --> 00:11:19,481 Then it's Sid Caesar, next day you see... 164 00:11:19,682 --> 00:11:21,205 I have something to tell you. 165 00:11:21,416 --> 00:11:24,648 Hold it. I got something more important. 166 00:11:24,953 --> 00:11:26,887 Willie Mays, 1954. 167 00:11:27,089 --> 00:11:29,990 You know what this is worth? Neither do I. 168 00:11:30,192 --> 00:11:33,253 It's probably gone up $10 since we've been here. 169 00:11:33,461 --> 00:11:37,455 These guys get hundreds of dollars just to sign a baseball. 170 00:11:37,667 --> 00:11:41,262 They put Ernie Banks in a room with 10,000 baseballs... 171 00:11:41,471 --> 00:11:44,498 ...and let him go until his hand cramps. 172 00:11:44,709 --> 00:11:48,644 - You want me to sign footballs? - That's not what I meant. 173 00:11:48,945 --> 00:11:50,469 But it's not a bad idea. 174 00:11:50,680 --> 00:11:53,205 Your autograph would sell like hotcakes. 175 00:11:53,416 --> 00:11:57,911 I'm talking about something bigger. Listen, this is huge. 176 00:11:58,123 --> 00:12:00,419 Home Shopping Network. 177 00:12:00,623 --> 00:12:02,387 You're not following me. 178 00:12:02,593 --> 00:12:07,087 I've talked to them. They'd give you a piece of the real estate. 179 00:12:07,298 --> 00:12:10,132 Five percent on every card, every ball... 180 00:12:10,335 --> 00:12:13,462 ...every jockstrap that you sell. 181 00:12:14,071 --> 00:12:18,441 You'd have fun. Talk to Mickey Mantle one day, then... 182 00:12:18,643 --> 00:12:21,476 ...Nellie Fox, Johnny Unitas. 183 00:12:21,681 --> 00:12:24,172 Nellie Fox is dead. He had cancer. 184 00:12:24,383 --> 00:12:25,872 I know that. 185 00:12:26,084 --> 00:12:29,178 I wasn't talking about Nellie Fox, the Nellie Fox. 186 00:12:29,387 --> 00:12:31,982 I was using that as a generic. 187 00:12:32,191 --> 00:12:34,557 You're not getting the point. 188 00:12:34,761 --> 00:12:37,094 - I ordered two. - I thought you were joking. 189 00:12:37,297 --> 00:12:39,093 You'll know when I'm joking. 190 00:12:39,298 --> 00:12:41,390 Sorry, I'll bring another. 191 00:12:41,600 --> 00:12:44,695 Would you buy a jock from this man? 192 00:12:45,706 --> 00:12:49,074 Look, that is not the average. 193 00:12:50,044 --> 00:12:52,511 I took a coaching job today. 194 00:12:56,583 --> 00:12:58,016 I took a coaching job. 195 00:12:58,652 --> 00:13:00,416 Great. 196 00:13:00,622 --> 00:13:02,055 A coaching job? 197 00:13:02,258 --> 00:13:04,952 - Where? - Hillsboro State Teachers College. 198 00:13:07,961 --> 00:13:11,363 Boy, I'm not familiar with that institution. 199 00:13:11,566 --> 00:13:13,967 It's in western Pennsylvania between Erie... 200 00:13:14,170 --> 00:13:16,501 ...and Loretto Federal Penitentiary. 201 00:13:16,704 --> 00:13:19,069 Good place. 202 00:13:19,274 --> 00:13:22,402 God, what has happened to you? 203 00:13:22,611 --> 00:13:24,670 Then he starts with the DNA. 204 00:13:24,980 --> 00:13:27,950 He says it's the basic structure of life. 205 00:13:28,151 --> 00:13:29,947 It exists only to replicate itself. 206 00:13:30,152 --> 00:13:31,345 True. 207 00:13:31,553 --> 00:13:34,318 Which it does in a woman every 9 months, but in a man... 208 00:13:34,523 --> 00:13:38,187 ...it could replicate itself millions of times a day. 209 00:13:38,395 --> 00:13:41,229 He's trying to tell me DNA forces men... 210 00:13:41,432 --> 00:13:45,127 ...to screw around more than women. It forces them! 211 00:13:45,334 --> 00:13:49,362 A guy dumb enough to tell me he'll screw around before he screws me... 212 00:13:49,574 --> 00:13:52,441 ...can take his DNA and replicate it up his ass. 213 00:13:54,379 --> 00:13:58,575 But he's telling the truth. Sooner or later they all screw around. 214 00:13:58,782 --> 00:14:01,081 It's always the boys against the girls. 215 00:14:01,285 --> 00:14:03,811 The boys always try to run up the score. 216 00:14:04,122 --> 00:14:06,113 Look, I gotta go. All right? 217 00:14:06,325 --> 00:14:08,655 Friday. Right? 218 00:14:08,859 --> 00:14:10,828 Bye, babe. 219 00:14:15,067 --> 00:14:19,800 That makes you uncomfortable. Talking about men. 220 00:14:20,106 --> 00:14:23,335 - No. Why? - You never talk about them. 221 00:14:23,542 --> 00:14:25,510 What would I say? 222 00:14:26,511 --> 00:14:29,310 You never date them, either. 223 00:14:32,819 --> 00:14:37,256 If you have some other sexual preference, you can just say so. 224 00:14:37,457 --> 00:14:40,051 You're among friends. 225 00:14:41,061 --> 00:14:44,155 Hey, thanks. And vice versa. 226 00:15:04,352 --> 00:15:06,183 All right! 227 00:16:17,028 --> 00:16:19,122 - Nice to see you again. - How are you? 228 00:16:19,331 --> 00:16:21,526 Would you take these to my room? 229 00:16:21,734 --> 00:16:26,638 Not the painting. Just leave that. I'm in a tiny touch of a hurry. 230 00:16:26,840 --> 00:16:31,538 There seems to have been a mistake. Don't you usually take a suite? 231 00:16:31,744 --> 00:16:34,440 No mistake. The cheaper the better. 232 00:16:40,287 --> 00:16:41,982 Come in. 233 00:16:44,691 --> 00:16:46,488 Now I get it. 234 00:16:46,693 --> 00:16:47,921 What? 235 00:16:48,228 --> 00:16:49,594 Come in. 236 00:16:53,568 --> 00:16:54,660 IKen! 237 00:16:55,301 --> 00:16:56,599 Hi... 238 00:17:01,942 --> 00:17:03,535 How are you? 239 00:17:04,579 --> 00:17:07,811 - You look good. - So do you. 240 00:17:08,017 --> 00:17:10,950 I'm in a hell of a rush. 241 00:17:11,252 --> 00:17:14,484 - What time is it? - It's 4:35. 242 00:17:14,689 --> 00:17:18,251 I found a few of your things at the apartment you might like. 243 00:17:18,461 --> 00:17:22,396 - Terry, can we talk? - I can't now. 244 00:17:22,597 --> 00:17:27,126 I was an idiot when you left. I still don't understand, but I'm sorry. 245 00:17:27,336 --> 00:17:31,205 No, you were very good about it. What time is it? 246 00:17:31,408 --> 00:17:36,435 Now? Well, it's 4:35 and 32 seconds. 247 00:17:36,646 --> 00:17:38,238 Where are you going? 248 00:17:38,448 --> 00:17:40,280 I can't be late. 249 00:17:40,484 --> 00:17:41,951 You're hopeless. 250 00:17:42,252 --> 00:17:44,653 Taxi! Taxi! 251 00:17:44,856 --> 00:17:46,846 Tony and Rebecca asked for you. 252 00:17:47,057 --> 00:17:49,217 - How are they? - They're fine. 253 00:17:49,425 --> 00:17:51,519 Taxi! I don't know how you're doing... 254 00:17:51,728 --> 00:17:54,391 ...but I'll tell them you look happy. 255 00:17:54,599 --> 00:17:56,727 Thanks. Tell them hello for me. 256 00:17:56,936 --> 00:17:59,302 I will. I'll call you, okay? 257 00:17:59,505 --> 00:18:01,698 - Where am I going? - Where are you going? 258 00:18:01,905 --> 00:18:04,374 Downtown. 259 00:18:04,576 --> 00:18:05,770 I'll call you. 260 00:18:05,977 --> 00:18:07,639 Empire State Building. 261 00:18:07,847 --> 00:18:12,782 This city's problem is traffic. Why do people murder and rob banks? 262 00:18:12,983 --> 00:18:15,475 Because they're frustrated, that's why. 263 00:18:15,687 --> 00:18:19,249 I could've been a ball player. Maybe not the majors, but the minors. 264 00:18:19,458 --> 00:18:21,518 Could you cut through the park? 265 00:18:21,728 --> 00:18:23,320 What? The park? 266 00:18:23,530 --> 00:18:26,292 The park is jammed, bumper to bumper. 267 00:18:27,666 --> 00:18:31,433 Michael Jordan's playing in the minors. 268 00:18:31,638 --> 00:18:33,572 What do you think they're paying him? 269 00:18:33,773 --> 00:18:35,264 Peanuts. 270 00:18:35,476 --> 00:18:36,806 How tall are you? 271 00:18:37,010 --> 00:18:38,806 You look tall for a woman. 272 00:18:39,011 --> 00:18:41,344 - What, 5' 10"? - There's no faster way? 273 00:18:41,548 --> 00:18:44,347 Helicopter. Maybe. 274 00:18:44,552 --> 00:18:47,886 I like tall women. Some men don't like tall women. 275 00:18:48,090 --> 00:18:52,548 - Bureaucratic quagmire. IKnow how to eliminate the quagmire? 276 00:18:52,759 --> 00:18:55,627 Elect a mayor who's not a politician, that's how. 277 00:18:55,830 --> 00:18:59,130 - You know how to find one? - I'll get out here. 278 00:19:01,270 --> 00:19:02,703 Here you go. 279 00:19:04,004 --> 00:19:06,200 Lady, that's a 50. 280 00:19:06,440 --> 00:19:10,138 It's for you. I'm getting married, and I wanted you to know first. 281 00:19:10,445 --> 00:19:12,812 For a $42 tip, I... 282 00:21:08,737 --> 00:21:11,502 Miss McKay, can you hear me? 283 00:21:14,109 --> 00:21:16,043 I'm Dr. Punch. 284 00:21:16,245 --> 00:21:19,271 I'll touch you and I want you to tell me if you feel it. 285 00:21:19,581 --> 00:21:22,244 It's important for you to remain still. 286 00:21:22,552 --> 00:21:25,884 If it's too painful to talk, just blink your eyes. 287 00:22:03,029 --> 00:22:04,859 Mr. Gambril! 288 00:22:05,863 --> 00:22:07,695 You forgot this. 289 00:22:08,967 --> 00:22:12,768 I had to take off the wrapping, it was torn and damp. 290 00:22:15,642 --> 00:22:17,665 - You didn't forget it? - No. 291 00:22:17,876 --> 00:22:21,210 You just left this for housekeeping? 292 00:22:23,249 --> 00:22:26,777 I choose the pictures for the restaurant. 293 00:22:29,157 --> 00:22:33,649 I think it's very good. I'm not a critic, but I like it. 294 00:22:33,860 --> 00:22:36,091 - What do you like about it? - I don't know. 295 00:22:36,296 --> 00:22:41,600 It makes you wonder, is it a real place, is it a real person? 296 00:22:42,737 --> 00:22:44,670 - Is she? - Is she what? 297 00:22:44,872 --> 00:22:46,134 Real. 298 00:22:47,776 --> 00:22:49,038 I don't know. 299 00:22:49,811 --> 00:22:53,339 - Is it for sale? - It's yours. 300 00:22:53,649 --> 00:22:56,582 No, I couldn't. It must be worth something. 301 00:22:56,784 --> 00:22:59,253 Not to me. Thanks. 302 00:23:05,195 --> 00:23:08,720 Janet, Glenda and Dixie were all married to him... 303 00:23:08,930 --> 00:23:10,488 ...some at the same time. 304 00:23:10,698 --> 00:23:14,898 - Tough break. - I had to take her for an ultrasound. 305 00:23:18,042 --> 00:23:20,009 Wait, go back. 306 00:23:21,278 --> 00:23:25,180 - Hawkeye offense moved the ball convincingly. 307 00:23:25,382 --> 00:23:27,316 The Buckeye defense slaughtered the... 308 00:23:27,617 --> 00:23:30,109 Where do they get a name like Buckeye? 309 00:23:30,321 --> 00:23:32,949 Where do they get "Rams" or "Trojans"? 310 00:23:33,157 --> 00:23:36,057 The Trojans? The mind reels. 311 00:23:36,259 --> 00:23:37,726 What is a Buckeye? 312 00:23:37,928 --> 00:23:39,692 Ohio's the Buckeye state. 313 00:23:39,897 --> 00:23:42,628 Do their eyes stick out like buck teeth? 314 00:23:42,835 --> 00:23:45,633 A buckeye is... 315 00:23:46,638 --> 00:23:48,365 What's a buckeye? 316 00:23:50,875 --> 00:23:52,776 A buckeye. 317 00:23:55,415 --> 00:23:58,406 Guys, I'm a little pooped. 318 00:23:59,018 --> 00:24:00,643 It's okay. Don't worry. 319 00:24:00,852 --> 00:24:03,822 I have to go back to work anyway. 320 00:24:05,792 --> 00:24:07,952 I've got a meeting with a new group. 321 00:24:08,160 --> 00:24:11,426 You know what that's like. It'll be boring. 322 00:24:12,733 --> 00:24:14,631 Do you want this off? 323 00:24:14,833 --> 00:24:16,062 Please. 324 00:24:17,403 --> 00:24:20,099 Well... I'll call you. 325 00:24:20,306 --> 00:24:22,741 - Thanks. - IKen. 326 00:24:22,943 --> 00:24:25,377 I'll see you, Tina. Take care. 327 00:24:27,180 --> 00:24:29,877 You need anything else? 328 00:24:31,385 --> 00:24:33,683 So how's it with Mariel? 329 00:24:33,888 --> 00:24:38,019 Ariel. She's allergic to the dog. 330 00:24:38,226 --> 00:24:41,058 Hector's a Dandy Dinmont Terrier. He doesn't have dander. 331 00:24:41,262 --> 00:24:44,823 Yes, he does. She can live with it. 332 00:24:49,070 --> 00:24:53,097 - Do you mind if I ask you a question? - No. 333 00:24:55,810 --> 00:24:58,779 Have you been seeing anybody? 334 00:25:00,149 --> 00:25:01,741 Not lately. 335 00:25:01,951 --> 00:25:05,249 Of course. I mean, since we... 336 00:25:06,087 --> 00:25:07,715 No. 337 00:25:08,958 --> 00:25:11,927 I haven't been seeing anybody. 338 00:25:12,995 --> 00:25:15,294 You don't sound convinced. 339 00:25:18,968 --> 00:25:21,937 Boy, you're a tough nut to crack. Come here. 340 00:25:26,811 --> 00:25:28,039 Sorry. I can come back. 341 00:25:28,246 --> 00:25:30,975 It's all right, I'm just leaving. 342 00:25:31,181 --> 00:25:33,945 You know where I am if you need me. 343 00:25:34,151 --> 00:25:36,051 So call. 344 00:25:36,253 --> 00:25:37,516 I will. 345 00:25:38,523 --> 00:25:40,890 She's all yours. 346 00:25:44,395 --> 00:25:46,760 So, guess what? 347 00:25:47,799 --> 00:25:50,233 I can not only feel the sheet... 348 00:25:50,436 --> 00:25:54,305 ...but I have movement in my right leg. 349 00:25:54,874 --> 00:25:58,036 You can't see it, but I feel it... 350 00:25:59,077 --> 00:26:00,477 ...sometimes. 351 00:26:00,779 --> 00:26:04,113 We won't operate until we see if there's permanent damage. 352 00:26:04,317 --> 00:26:07,412 Can't you be more specific in some way? 353 00:26:07,622 --> 00:26:09,850 How will that help? 354 00:26:15,095 --> 00:26:18,031 Can I tell you something I haven't told anyone? 355 00:26:20,134 --> 00:26:23,033 I want to keep this from someone. 356 00:26:24,804 --> 00:26:27,432 I don't want to see him until I can walk. 357 00:28:11,051 --> 00:28:13,542 Yes, Rau? 358 00:28:13,754 --> 00:28:16,918 She gave me this to send to you. 359 00:28:17,957 --> 00:28:21,655 She said it was for the young lady who was here with you. 360 00:28:21,962 --> 00:28:23,954 Thank you, Rau. 361 00:29:55,628 --> 00:29:57,061 Hello. 362 00:30:00,534 --> 00:30:03,161 Happy Holidays, Mr. Gambril. 363 00:30:03,369 --> 00:30:06,236 - Merry Chris... - Merry Christmas. 364 00:30:07,240 --> 00:30:10,005 - I got you something. - Oh, you shouldn't have. 365 00:30:10,210 --> 00:30:12,509 - Merry Christmas. - A hat. 366 00:30:12,714 --> 00:30:15,147 One size fits all? 367 00:30:15,349 --> 00:30:17,681 Walk with me. 368 00:30:19,286 --> 00:30:20,548 Thanks. 369 00:30:20,754 --> 00:30:23,849 - I've got good news and bad news. - What's the good news? 370 00:30:24,158 --> 00:30:27,320 - I got us a meeting with the Giants. - Giants? 371 00:30:27,527 --> 00:30:31,362 Let me amend that. I got a meeting with Tisch himself. 372 00:30:31,566 --> 00:30:34,661 He's a fan. We'll have lunch tomorrow. 373 00:30:34,870 --> 00:30:39,670 The best part is we talked about you being quarterback coach. 374 00:30:39,874 --> 00:30:41,865 Then he mentions offensive coordinator. 375 00:30:42,176 --> 00:30:44,144 - What's the bad news? - You might be successful. 376 00:30:44,345 --> 00:30:49,614 I know how hard that is for you to handle, but I'll see you through it. 377 00:30:49,819 --> 00:30:51,411 I need a drink. 378 00:31:00,130 --> 00:31:01,358 What are you doing? 379 00:31:01,564 --> 00:31:03,658 I have a table over here. 380 00:31:05,200 --> 00:31:09,365 Oh, it's Lynn Weaver! I can't believe that's Lynn Weaver. 381 00:31:10,173 --> 00:31:14,235 What are the chances of bumping into her? She looks great. 382 00:31:14,445 --> 00:31:16,437 She looks great. 383 00:31:16,648 --> 00:31:18,340 He's right, you look great. 384 00:31:19,249 --> 00:31:22,344 - So do you. - Thanks. 385 00:31:22,553 --> 00:31:24,817 Why don't you join us? 386 00:31:25,122 --> 00:31:27,921 All the art here is by celebrities, did you know that? 387 00:31:28,226 --> 00:31:30,194 This is a Phyllis Diller over here. 388 00:31:30,395 --> 00:31:33,386 And that was a Doug McClure in the other room. 389 00:31:33,597 --> 00:31:36,192 Evidently done during his blue period. 390 00:31:36,401 --> 00:31:41,430 They have a Howard Cosell next to a Don Meredith. They still clash. 391 00:31:41,640 --> 00:31:44,472 It's in the next room. How'd he get you here? 392 00:31:44,675 --> 00:31:47,110 Using natural charm and seduction. 393 00:31:47,312 --> 00:31:52,445 - He does have that. - Thank you. Do you really mean that? 394 00:31:52,653 --> 00:31:54,643 You left your tux in my closet. 395 00:31:54,854 --> 00:31:58,380 There's a benefit tomorrow night. Should I send it over? 396 00:31:58,590 --> 00:32:00,616 That's a big Elke Sommer. 397 00:33:13,504 --> 00:33:15,664 Good night, y'all. 398 00:33:28,286 --> 00:33:30,277 So, really, since when? 399 00:33:30,489 --> 00:33:33,821 Starting tonight. I want this to be your evening. 400 00:33:34,026 --> 00:33:36,358 I don't know where to go anymore. 401 00:33:52,911 --> 00:33:54,937 - Thank you very much. - Hello. 402 00:33:56,582 --> 00:33:57,880 Hello. 403 00:34:00,854 --> 00:34:02,846 That was Mike Gambril, wasn't it? 404 00:34:03,057 --> 00:34:04,821 I think so. 405 00:34:05,026 --> 00:34:08,085 He looked very good. This was terrific. 406 00:34:08,395 --> 00:34:09,622 Shall we go? 407 00:34:09,829 --> 00:34:11,593 Sure, let's go. 408 00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:27,744 What about tomorrow? 409 00:34:27,949 --> 00:34:30,043 - Tomorrow? - It's Christmas Eve. 410 00:34:30,353 --> 00:34:33,048 - Are you coming for dinner? - Is Ariel cooking? 411 00:34:33,354 --> 00:34:37,587 It's takeout from the Four Seasons. You're safe. 412 00:34:37,792 --> 00:34:39,624 Thanks, IKen. 413 00:34:40,396 --> 00:34:43,025 How about if I stop by? 414 00:34:43,333 --> 00:34:45,323 Let's talk tomorrow. 415 00:34:56,979 --> 00:34:58,469 Want to grab a bite? 416 00:34:58,681 --> 00:35:01,741 No, thanks. I don't think so. 417 00:35:03,520 --> 00:35:06,820 I guess this wasn't such a great idea after all. 418 00:35:09,562 --> 00:35:11,618 I don't know. 419 00:35:11,827 --> 00:35:14,353 Merry Christmas, Lynn. 420 00:35:14,565 --> 00:35:16,693 Merry Christmas, Mike. 421 00:35:35,385 --> 00:35:37,115 No kidding! 422 00:35:37,422 --> 00:35:39,414 - Look at that! - How are you? 423 00:35:39,625 --> 00:35:43,562 You know who this guy is? Mike Gambril. 424 00:35:43,763 --> 00:35:45,594 No kidding. 425 00:36:37,654 --> 00:36:41,214 - Thanks, guys! - Merry Christmas, Miss McKay. 426 00:36:41,523 --> 00:36:45,051 - Merry Christmas to you, Monica. - You recognized me. 427 00:36:45,261 --> 00:36:47,492 - Just a wild guess. - Open this one. 428 00:36:47,698 --> 00:36:52,601 This is the best Christmas ever. Oh, thanks, Lori! 429 00:36:58,609 --> 00:37:01,601 It's sort of a quiet Christmas. 430 00:37:01,812 --> 00:37:03,575 Exactly. 431 00:37:03,782 --> 00:37:06,908 You know something, I like it better quiet. 432 00:37:07,117 --> 00:37:09,984 Absolutely. Thanks, Dorothy. 433 00:37:10,187 --> 00:37:14,454 - Call me if you need anything. - All right, I will. Thanks. 434 00:37:14,659 --> 00:37:17,561 I'll be right upstairs. 435 00:37:17,763 --> 00:37:19,922 Hello. 436 00:37:20,130 --> 00:37:22,599 - Mike? - Hello, Terry. 437 00:37:26,204 --> 00:37:27,604 Good to see you. 438 00:37:27,807 --> 00:37:31,799 It's good to see you too. You feeling all right? 439 00:37:32,544 --> 00:37:34,172 Yeah. I'm just... 440 00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:35,972 ...catching up. 441 00:37:36,182 --> 00:37:37,809 Good, good. 442 00:37:40,887 --> 00:37:42,115 It's been a long time. 443 00:37:42,322 --> 00:37:45,051 Yes, it has, hasn't it? 444 00:37:46,158 --> 00:37:47,820 It is good to see you. 445 00:37:49,562 --> 00:37:51,053 You said that. Could I...? 446 00:37:51,264 --> 00:37:53,562 Yes, please do. 447 00:37:53,767 --> 00:37:55,531 Thanks. 448 00:37:56,871 --> 00:37:59,065 I'll just be a minute. 449 00:38:00,073 --> 00:38:03,839 - You don't mind? - Of course not. 450 00:38:04,612 --> 00:38:06,603 Good, good. 451 00:38:18,293 --> 00:38:21,752 I bet you're wondering how I got here. 452 00:38:21,965 --> 00:38:25,593 I was looking through a phone book for a man named McBride... 453 00:38:25,801 --> 00:38:29,032 ...and I ran across the name "T. McKay. " 454 00:38:29,238 --> 00:38:30,830 I said to myself: 455 00:38:31,039 --> 00:38:34,567 "Could that possibly be Terry McKay, my old friend?" 456 00:38:34,778 --> 00:38:37,974 - It was. - And then I said to myself: 457 00:38:38,180 --> 00:38:43,175 "I wasn't very nice to her. I had an appointment with her, and I... 458 00:38:43,386 --> 00:38:45,355 ...didn't keep it. " 459 00:38:45,656 --> 00:38:48,056 - You didn't? - No. 460 00:38:48,259 --> 00:38:49,725 No. 461 00:38:50,759 --> 00:38:56,927 So then I said to myself... I talk to myself quite a lot these days. 462 00:38:57,134 --> 00:38:59,729 "That's not a nice way to treat a friend. 463 00:38:59,938 --> 00:39:01,699 I have to apologize to her. " 464 00:39:01,905 --> 00:39:05,501 If one doesn't keep an appointment, shouldn't they apologize? 465 00:39:05,776 --> 00:39:07,209 Yes. 466 00:39:07,411 --> 00:39:09,403 Yes, you're absolutely right. 467 00:39:09,614 --> 00:39:13,016 The least people can do is say they're sorry. 468 00:39:14,086 --> 00:39:15,380 So here I am. 469 00:39:17,121 --> 00:39:20,922 - That's very sweet. - I thought so. 470 00:39:23,563 --> 00:39:25,360 I've often wondered about you. 471 00:39:25,665 --> 00:39:27,722 - Have you really? - Yes, really. 472 00:39:27,932 --> 00:39:31,835 I've wondered about you, too. You weren't angry? 473 00:39:32,037 --> 00:39:34,165 You must have been at first. 474 00:39:34,373 --> 00:39:35,897 I was. I was. 475 00:39:36,109 --> 00:39:38,168 At first, I was furious. 476 00:39:38,378 --> 00:39:42,335 I said, "He can't do this to me. Who does he think he is?" 477 00:39:42,647 --> 00:39:46,141 - Did you wait long? - Yes, I waited. I waited until... 478 00:39:46,353 --> 00:39:48,719 Midnight? 479 00:39:49,824 --> 00:39:52,690 - Then what? - I got really mad. 480 00:39:52,892 --> 00:39:55,690 You can just imagine, being up there... 481 00:39:55,895 --> 00:39:57,659 In a thunderstorm. 482 00:39:59,868 --> 00:40:01,893 - In a thunderstorm? - Yeah. 483 00:40:04,472 --> 00:40:06,301 What did you say? 484 00:40:06,507 --> 00:40:09,704 Then I said, "Why don't you just go home and get drunk?" 485 00:40:09,911 --> 00:40:12,641 - But you didn't. - I didn't? 486 00:40:12,847 --> 00:40:15,078 You just took one little drink... 487 00:40:15,284 --> 00:40:17,684 ...every hour for about two months. 488 00:40:17,887 --> 00:40:19,182 Can you blame me? 489 00:40:19,386 --> 00:40:21,412 Not at all. No. 490 00:40:21,723 --> 00:40:24,454 The least I could've done was send you a note. 491 00:40:25,995 --> 00:40:30,399 Maybe by the time you thought of it, you couldn't find me. 492 00:40:30,700 --> 00:40:34,760 But certainly you swore that if you ever saw me again you'd ask. 493 00:40:38,842 --> 00:40:43,974 No. We said if we could make it, we'd be there. 494 00:40:44,181 --> 00:40:47,843 If one of us didn't show up, there must be a good reason. 495 00:40:48,051 --> 00:40:51,317 - Did we say that? - Yes, that's exactly what we said. 496 00:40:51,522 --> 00:40:53,716 Like what, for instance? 497 00:40:54,759 --> 00:40:58,421 So there'll be no more questions asked, I hope. 498 00:40:59,529 --> 00:41:00,997 Thirsty? 499 00:41:08,240 --> 00:41:09,502 Thank you. 500 00:41:09,808 --> 00:41:11,741 Thank you, Mike. 501 00:41:16,949 --> 00:41:18,177 Isn't this wonderful? 502 00:41:18,383 --> 00:41:20,749 I walk over here just to... 503 00:41:20,954 --> 00:41:24,389 Now I'm not even supposed to ask why you weren't there. 504 00:41:24,590 --> 00:41:27,958 - It doesn't seem fair, does it? - I know. 505 00:41:29,395 --> 00:41:31,886 I don't know what it is. 506 00:41:32,098 --> 00:41:34,761 When I'm with you, I just... 507 00:41:36,134 --> 00:41:39,832 - No wedding ring. - No. 508 00:41:40,940 --> 00:41:44,137 I thought when I saw you last night... 509 00:41:44,344 --> 00:41:45,869 No. 510 00:41:46,080 --> 00:41:47,741 He was just... 511 00:41:47,949 --> 00:41:49,437 No. 512 00:41:51,285 --> 00:41:53,014 Sorry. 513 00:41:55,422 --> 00:41:57,413 So how are you? 514 00:41:57,625 --> 00:41:59,958 You can ask questions? 515 00:42:01,929 --> 00:42:04,990 I thought everything was fine till I saw you last night. 516 00:42:05,200 --> 00:42:09,364 Then I knew there must be something between us, even if only an ocean. 517 00:42:09,571 --> 00:42:11,095 So I got a ticket. 518 00:42:12,108 --> 00:42:13,700 Where are you going? 519 00:42:14,043 --> 00:42:15,441 Away. 520 00:42:19,048 --> 00:42:20,571 - When? - Tonight. 521 00:42:20,882 --> 00:42:23,909 Unless I can get an earlier flight. 522 00:42:35,064 --> 00:42:36,396 Well... 523 00:42:38,602 --> 00:42:40,501 You're happy, aren't you? 524 00:42:42,139 --> 00:42:43,901 And you? 525 00:42:44,106 --> 00:42:46,337 I don't know. Sometimes I... 526 00:42:46,543 --> 00:42:49,479 I worry about the future, what people will think of me. 527 00:42:49,681 --> 00:42:53,548 That they'll say, "What happened to him? He's a mess. " 528 00:42:53,850 --> 00:42:57,581 - "He doesn't really like women. " - Why would they say that? 529 00:42:57,888 --> 00:43:01,825 Because every woman he meets, he says: 530 00:43:02,026 --> 00:43:05,896 "Where will you be in three months? Meet me in three months. " 531 00:43:06,097 --> 00:43:08,360 - And they're there? - Everywhere. 532 00:43:08,565 --> 00:43:11,399 Pyramids, Eiffel Tower, Statue of Liberty, everywhere. 533 00:43:11,602 --> 00:43:14,504 Just waiting. Waiting. 534 00:43:14,707 --> 00:43:16,676 Where is he? 535 00:43:18,611 --> 00:43:20,440 Waiting. 536 00:43:23,215 --> 00:43:25,308 Want to change the subject? 537 00:43:29,557 --> 00:43:31,955 Merry Christmas. 538 00:43:32,157 --> 00:43:35,558 I almost forgot. 539 00:43:38,565 --> 00:43:42,229 Who would've thought we'd spend Christmas together? 540 00:43:42,436 --> 00:43:46,599 - I brought you a present. - I wish I had something for you. 541 00:43:46,906 --> 00:43:48,874 I didn't expect anything. 542 00:43:49,075 --> 00:43:51,544 It's not really a Christmas present. 543 00:44:04,392 --> 00:44:07,954 So that's why my letters came back. 544 00:44:08,164 --> 00:44:11,427 Well, I'd have sent it to you, but I... 545 00:44:11,632 --> 00:44:14,363 ...didn't know your address till today. 546 00:44:25,080 --> 00:44:27,481 She wanted you to have it. 547 00:44:33,056 --> 00:44:34,489 Anyway... 548 00:44:35,492 --> 00:44:37,048 That's why I... 549 00:44:50,607 --> 00:44:52,472 Goodbye, Terry. 550 00:44:55,013 --> 00:44:56,446 Goodbye, Mike. 551 00:45:26,246 --> 00:45:29,112 You know, I painted you wearing that. 552 00:45:29,348 --> 00:45:32,045 I wish you'd seen it. It was good. 553 00:45:35,922 --> 00:45:41,291 I left it at the hotel. They hung it in the restaurant... 554 00:45:41,494 --> 00:45:45,431 ...and there was a young woman who came in and really liked it. 555 00:45:45,633 --> 00:45:49,626 They told me she kept trying to buy it so I said: 556 00:45:49,837 --> 00:45:54,739 "Just give it to her because she wants the damn thing so much. " 557 00:45:56,310 --> 00:46:00,246 They said she didn't seem like she had a lot of money... 558 00:46:00,448 --> 00:46:03,714 ...and not only that, they told me she was... 559 00:46:14,429 --> 00:46:16,193 She was... 560 00:46:18,268 --> 00:46:19,757 When is your flight? 561 00:46:20,068 --> 00:46:22,128 I said, "By all means... 562 00:46:22,338 --> 00:46:27,867 ...give it to her because I never took any money for paintings and it was... 563 00:46:28,177 --> 00:46:30,112 ...Christmas season, ho-ho-ho. 564 00:46:30,714 --> 00:46:32,476 So I... 565 00:47:13,858 --> 00:47:17,556 Oh, Mike, don't look at me like that. 566 00:47:17,763 --> 00:47:19,595 Why didn't you tell me? 567 00:47:27,173 --> 00:47:30,871 If anything had to happen to one of us... 568 00:47:31,178 --> 00:47:33,579 ...why did it have to be you? 569 00:47:36,351 --> 00:47:39,750 It was my own fault. I was looking up. 570 00:47:39,953 --> 00:47:42,251 I knew you were there. 571 00:47:46,527 --> 00:47:47,756 Don't worry, Mike. 572 00:47:47,963 --> 00:47:50,225 It doesn't have to be a miracle. 573 00:47:50,430 --> 00:47:52,864 If you can paint, I can walk. 574 00:47:58,173 --> 00:48:00,768 Anything can happen, don't you think? 575 00:48:08,550 --> 00:48:10,246 Come here. 41728

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