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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Okay, so Jane and Michael'sfirst night as husband and wife
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went from a dreamto a nightmare.
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JANE:
Help! Somebody help!
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But thank God he's okay.
You better not be back
to work tomorrow, Cordero.
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PATRICIA:
I don't want himto go back at all.
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Me, neither.
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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Also not too happy: Petra.
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See, her twin sister, Anezka,froze her and took her place.
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ANEZKA:
If I move my sister here, thenI-I'll be able to take care
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of her.
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
I know, straight out
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of a telenovela, right?
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Well, imagine this: Jane'sfather was a telenovela star.
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Oh, and Jane's mother,Xo, well,
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she found herself pregnantwith his rival's baby.
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XIOMARA:
I didn't wantto have a baby with you
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who I love so much. I'm not
having a baby with Esteban.
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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
There! You're all caught up.
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So, let's do this, people!
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Okay.
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Have a good day first
day back at work.
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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
When Jane Gloriana Villanueva
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was 25 years, six months,and 14 days old...
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Thank you.
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It's gonna be okay,
I promise.
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Mm-hmm.
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(gunshots)
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Michael?
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Michael!
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No, no! Michael!
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(gasps)
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...she had the worst nightmareever...
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Are you okay?
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Yeah. I'm fine.
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...based on her worst nightmareever.
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We're gonna put
this behind us, okay?
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Just takes time.
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And Jane really hopedthat was true.
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Okay, here we go.
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Have a good first day.
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You sure you're okay?
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A little nervous...
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Okay, very nervous.
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But... I can do this.
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I love you.
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I love you, too.
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Okay, now go before
I'm not okay!
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Okay.
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(gunshots)
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Michael!
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(gasps)
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But so far, not so much.
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NURSE:
Just keep in mind,
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recovery is nota straight line.
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And going home, there's going
to be an adjustment period.
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Well, it's an adjustment
I'm looking forward to.
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Me, too.
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No.
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I said no more
crackers... I said no.
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There we are.
Do you think
that we can go over
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that new stretch one more time?
It's the only one
that I'm not sure of.
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Yeah, no problem. Um...
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Just start
with him
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on his back...
(Mateo cries)
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with a rolled towel under
his neck for support.
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(crying intensifies)
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Just ignore him.
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Any attention rewards
bad behavior.
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Okay, so, rolled towel.
Right,
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(loud wailing)
then he's gonna want
to reach his right arm
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to his right toe, while
keeping his core...
Mateo! Shh!
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(screaming continues)
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Forget it.
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(Mateo quiets)
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Sorry.
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One more time,
from the top.
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You're gonna have
help at home, right?
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Oh, yeah, yeah,
my-my grandma's
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a home health care worker.
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NARRATOR: Oh... so, that's whatall those smocks were about.
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We will be staying
with her and my mom
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for the first few weeks.
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Every newlywed's dream.
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For the record, all I need
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to feel like a newlywed
is my sexy,
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sexy nurse.
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(heart monitor beeps increase)
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Whoa-ho!
Hey, hey, hey,
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hey, hey.
Hate to break
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the honeymoon up,
but you're gonna need
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to keep that
heart rate down
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for the next six
weeks, remember?
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So, no sex?
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You can hardly move.
She can.
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Be that as it may,
for the next six weeks,
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it's hands...
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and everything else off.
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(bell clanging)
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Hi, Dad, bye, Dad.
Mwah.
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Okay, so I'm going to go
to the pharmacy
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and get your prescription
filled, then I'm going to go
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to the house,
make sure everything's ready,
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then I'll come back
in about three hours
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to take you home... sound good?
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Mm-hmm.
ROGELIO:
No!
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Esteban is featured
in this American magazine.
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I'll leave you two to discuss.
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He's in the "What's
in My Bag" section.
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He's their first
"What's in My Murse."
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My what?
Murse.
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Male purse.
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That was my idea.
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He's not even original.
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Ashley Tisdale did vegan
smoothie
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in a Mason jar
in her bag months ago.
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I can't believe this...
right after
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that stupid PSA went viral.
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Ah, yes, you'll recallRegelio was recently arrested.
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Urine swapping is no joke;
it's a federal crime.
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Make no mistake: if you swap,
urine big trouble.
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You mean the PP-SA?
It's not funny!
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I'm-I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
My reputation
took a hit.
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And now Esteban is featured
in this magazine.
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Do you know what that means?
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He's on his way to becoming...
a crossover star.
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I know you can't
understand,
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but this feels like
a shot to the heart.
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MICHAEL:
No, no, no.
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No need to yell at anybody.
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Look, I get it.
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You took a hit.
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Just like...
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I took a hit.
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But if I can recover
from a gunshot,
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you can recover from this.
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You are right.
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I'm coming for you...
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and your murse.
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Ew.
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Is he still sending you
X-rated Snapchats?
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I had to delete the app.
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(yawns loudly)
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I mean it, hon.
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You look exhausted.
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Again, thanks.
I'm just saying
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if you're still having
nightmares every night,
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talk to Michael,
see if he'd consider
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not going back
to the force.
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I don't want to.
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Work's not even
on his radar yet.
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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Ah, yes, the Villanueva house,
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you'll recall, had flooded,
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resulting in a littleremodeling, resulting in...
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Ta-da!
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...that.
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Ugh, I told you
it was ugly
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and it looks even
worse in person.
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Oh, you do not,
you're just stubborn.
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Jane.
Mm?
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It's awful, right?
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It's, uh...
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It-it-it's, uh,
def-definitely bold...
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and, but
on the whole, eh?
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Oh, um...
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Remember when I had
the stomach flu a few weeks ago?
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To clarify, Xo didn't have astomach flu a few weeks ago.
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She had a medication abortion,
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which caused cramps,which she told her mother
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was a stomach flu.
Oh, yeah, didn't I tell
you I went to the doctor?
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No.
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Whoa, wallpaper.
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Yes. Done.
Used to it.
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Any tantrums today?
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So many tantrums today.
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I, uh...
It's my fault.
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I know I'm supposed
to ignore him, but...
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he just throws down
at the worst times.
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I know. He does
it to me, too,
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but listen, I called
the pediatrician.
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You did?
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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Weird. They usuallydiscuss calls first.
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She said it could be
because his routine is off.
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And we have been
trading days like crazy.
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I know, I know.
No, it's me, too.
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I've been all over the
place with the schedule.
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But she suggested that we
get him back into a routine.
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Done. Up at 7:00.
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Nap time at 1:00,
bedtime at 8:00.
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Perfect.
And I'll start taking him
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to the Parent and Me again
at the preschool.
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Great. Let's just make
sure we still love it.
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Why wouldn't we?
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I just want to make sure.
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I'm gonna text Petra, tell
her to cover my meetings.
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As a reminder, friends,
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Petra couldn't cover anymeetings since she'd been...
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ANEZKA: Don't tell meto calm down, Mother.
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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
This is who wouldcover the meetings.
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I just got text from Rafael,
saying I'm supposed to go
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to Miami-Dade County Permitting
and Inspection Center.
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Okay, so you go to the meeting,
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and if you do not
have the answer,
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you just act above
everybody else, okay?
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Now think.
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What would real Petra do?
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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Oh.
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ANEZKA:
No, no.
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I'm done.
What?
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Two weeks.
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Once I got something
to blackmail him with,
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I was supposed to get his money
and leave town.
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I was only supposed to be here
for two more weeks.
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How was I supposed to know
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he would turn himself in
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for that insider training crap?
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I can't do this anymore, Mother.
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You are not selling couches!
Please stop
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screaming at me; this is very
stressful situation.
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I am sorry, Anezka.
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But you can do this.
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You just have to find something
else to blackmail him with.
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Okay?
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JANE: Okay. Let me
just call Michael.
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So do you think
she bought it...
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about the medical bill?
Yes, totally.
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'Cause I'm not sure.
Uh, hey, babe.
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Yeah, I'm leaving
the house now.
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Hey, uh, I was just about
to call you, actually.
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Can you give me
another half hour?
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Detective Olivia just got here,
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and we're going over
some case stuff.
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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Huh. Guess work is on his radarafter all.
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Of course, no problem.
See you soon.
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He's with his new boss
going over case stuff.
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Hmm.
It's fine.
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It-it doesn't necessarily
mean he's thinking
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about going back to work soon.
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MICHAEL:
Of course I'm thinking aboutgoing back to work soon.
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I mean, you know, not now--
I'm still six weeks away
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from my physical,
but when I start,
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I want to hit the ground
running.
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What's wrong?
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Nothing.
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Um, so...
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Just so you know,
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when we get home, there is some
major wallpaper drama.
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I got it.
What-what's wrong?
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I'm just, uh...
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I'm thrown that you're
thinking about working.
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It's six weeks away.
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At all, I mean.
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Oh.
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I'm sorry.
I-I-I'm just terrified.
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Mateo was kidnapped,
you were shot
254
00:10:14,681 --> 00:10:16,681
and the woman who did it
is still out there.
255
00:10:16,683 --> 00:10:18,083
Exactly. And I want to
put her behind bars.
256
00:10:18,085 --> 00:10:20,685
Yeah, but why you?
257
00:10:20,687 --> 00:10:22,687
Can't it be anybody else?
258
00:10:22,689 --> 00:10:24,189
No one knows the
case better than me.
259
00:10:24,191 --> 00:10:25,821
Your own partner shot you.
260
00:10:27,361 --> 00:10:28,391
I'm sorry.
261
00:10:28,395 --> 00:10:30,055
That came out wrong.
262
00:10:30,063 --> 00:10:31,203
It's jus that
she targeted us twice.
263
00:10:31,204 --> 00:10:32,698
A-and I would never ask you
264
00:10:32,699 --> 00:10:34,767
except that you had offered
to quit once before.
265
00:10:34,768 --> 00:10:36,368
That's different. I was afraid
I was going to lose you.
266
00:10:36,370 --> 00:10:37,700
Are you saying I'm
gonna lose you?
267
00:10:37,704 --> 00:10:39,704
No, of course not.
We're married.
268
00:10:39,706 --> 00:10:41,206
Exactly. And you
married a cop.
269
00:10:41,208 --> 00:10:43,068
Okay, it's time to get
our newlyweds home.
270
00:10:43,076 --> 00:10:44,376
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
On the bright side,
271
00:10:44,378 --> 00:10:45,778
at least no one's thinkingabout having sex.
272
00:10:54,721 --> 00:10:56,861
Nighty-night, you two.
273
00:10:59,292 --> 00:11:01,927
Living the dream.
274
00:11:01,928 --> 00:11:03,858
Hey, hey.
275
00:11:03,864 --> 00:11:06,899
Come here,
come here.
276
00:11:06,900 --> 00:11:08,200
(moans)
277
00:11:08,201 --> 00:11:10,736
This is exactly what
I dreamed of.
278
00:11:10,737 --> 00:11:12,737
I'm sorry about before.
279
00:11:12,739 --> 00:11:15,009
I didn't mean to
get defensive.
No, no, no.
280
00:11:15,010 --> 00:11:16,168
I was just surprised.
281
00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:18,176
Well, look,
I was thinking...
282
00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:22,048
Of course I'd quit if you
couldn't live with it.
283
00:11:22,049 --> 00:11:23,419
I can't ask you
to do that.
284
00:11:23,420 --> 00:11:27,717
But I would if
it comes to that.
285
00:11:27,721 --> 00:11:31,157
But the truth is, it's
still six weeks away.
286
00:11:31,158 --> 00:11:33,318
A lot can change
in six weeks.
287
00:11:33,326 --> 00:11:35,726
You know, I mean,
six weeks ago...
288
00:11:36,730 --> 00:11:38,030
...I could barely sit up.
289
00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:39,861
And now I'm walking.
290
00:11:39,866 --> 00:11:44,036
Like Charlie Chaplin,
but I'm walking.
291
00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:45,867
Recovery's a process.
292
00:11:45,872 --> 00:11:48,441
Okay, let's just both see
how we feel with more time.
293
00:11:48,442 --> 00:11:50,011
JANE:
I feel like a monster.
294
00:11:50,012 --> 00:11:52,080
I mean, Michael's the one
who got shot,
295
00:11:52,081 --> 00:11:53,209
and he's comforting me?
296
00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:55,748
Hey. You had a trauma, too.
297
00:11:55,749 --> 00:11:57,079
Well, I have to get over it.
298
00:11:57,084 --> 00:11:58,484
I'm going to;
I've done some research.
299
00:11:58,485 --> 00:12:00,245
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Obviously.
And it says,
300
00:12:00,253 --> 00:12:03,092
that you have to face your
fears, so I'll...
301
00:12:03,093 --> 00:12:05,360
walk the Marbella hallway,
I guess.
302
00:12:05,361 --> 00:12:07,388
It's important to note,
303
00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:09,094
that she had not been ableto do so since the shooting.
304
00:12:09,096 --> 00:12:11,156
And it says to try to get back
into a routine,
305
00:12:11,164 --> 00:12:13,974
which, luckily, is exactly what
I'm working on with Mateo,
306
00:12:13,975 --> 00:12:15,397
so that's that.
307
00:12:19,106 --> 00:12:21,806
And for the record,that was that.
308
00:12:21,808 --> 00:12:23,878
¶ ¶
309
00:12:27,114 --> 00:12:30,116
(yawning)
310
00:12:30,117 --> 00:12:31,517
(mimics airplane buzzing)
311
00:12:31,518 --> 00:12:33,118
(laughs)
312
00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:35,320
(sighs)
313
00:12:35,322 --> 00:12:37,890
¶ ¶
314
00:12:37,891 --> 00:12:39,121
Mmm.
315
00:12:39,126 --> 00:12:41,326
(sighs)
316
00:12:41,328 --> 00:12:43,528
ROGELIO:
Can I just say,I hate montages?
317
00:12:43,530 --> 00:12:46,160
It's a cheap ploy.
318
00:12:46,166 --> 00:12:49,196
No. It's a useful way to
convey the passage of time
319
00:12:49,202 --> 00:12:50,502
as you inspire Emma Lazarus
320
00:12:50,504 --> 00:12:52,404
to write her poem
321
00:12:52,405 --> 00:12:54,135
for the base of the
Statue of Liberty.
322
00:12:54,141 --> 00:12:55,171
Who wants useful?
323
00:12:55,175 --> 00:12:56,905
I want inspired.
324
00:12:56,910 --> 00:12:58,510
I want transcendent.
325
00:12:58,512 --> 00:13:01,312
I want a vegan smoothie--
someone please.
326
00:13:01,314 --> 00:13:03,516
You. In a mason jar.
327
00:13:03,517 --> 00:13:05,977
Ay. Hey, Rogelio,
what is going on
328
00:13:05,986 --> 00:13:08,216
with you today?
You seem out of sorts.
329
00:13:08,221 --> 00:13:11,059
I'm sorry. I'm just waiting
for a call from my agent.
330
00:13:11,060 --> 00:13:13,887
I heard there might
be a three episode arc
331
00:13:13,894 --> 00:13:15,794
coming up on Hawaii Five-O.
Mm.
332
00:13:15,796 --> 00:13:19,226
I'm looking to make the leap
from, you know, telenovelas.
333
00:13:19,232 --> 00:13:20,399
Hmm. Good luck.
334
00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:23,500
Thank you.
Fingers crossed.
335
00:13:23,503 --> 00:13:25,538
Back to the montage.
336
00:13:25,539 --> 00:13:27,809
¶ ¶
337
00:13:31,244 --> 00:13:32,814
Is cane-walking
an Olympic sport?
338
00:13:32,815 --> 00:13:35,253
Because if it is, I'm
signing you up, baby.
339
00:13:35,254 --> 00:13:38,078
USA! USA!
Yeah.
340
00:13:38,084 --> 00:13:39,484
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Anyway, you get the idea.
341
00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:42,246
The routine partwas going great.
342
00:13:42,255 --> 00:13:43,985
(elevator bell dings)
343
00:13:54,935 --> 00:13:57,365
(gasps)
XIOMARA:
You'll get there.
344
00:14:01,441 --> 00:14:03,911
Xiomara...
345
00:14:05,946 --> 00:14:07,446
Yes, I'm sure.
346
00:14:10,917 --> 00:14:12,117
XIOMARA:
She knows.
347
00:14:12,118 --> 00:14:14,018
I'm telling you
this happened
348
00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:15,550
when she first found
out I was having sex.
349
00:14:15,555 --> 00:14:17,915
She dropped hints
and tortured me
350
00:14:17,924 --> 00:14:20,362
until I finally couldn't take
it anymore and confessed.
351
00:14:20,363 --> 00:14:21,529
Okay, calm down, Cersei.
352
00:14:21,530 --> 00:14:23,358
Abuela always asks you
to go to church.
353
00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:24,563
Twice in one day?
354
00:14:24,564 --> 00:14:26,434
MICHAEL:
Plus, there was
the tampon thing.
355
00:14:28,568 --> 00:14:31,237
Exactly. Don't forget
about the tampon thing.
356
00:14:31,238 --> 00:14:33,268
She has asked you if you'd
needed tampons before.
357
00:14:33,273 --> 00:14:35,073
You didn't tell me that.
It wasn't important
358
00:14:35,075 --> 00:14:36,365
because it was the
way she said it.
359
00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:37,406
It is important.
360
00:14:37,410 --> 00:14:39,240
We need to be methodical
about this.
361
00:14:39,246 --> 00:14:40,606
Tampons go into
the unknown column.
362
00:14:40,614 --> 00:14:42,154
No jumping
to conclusions.
363
00:14:42,155 --> 00:14:43,648
We need facts.
Yes.
364
00:14:43,650 --> 00:14:45,419
Good. We need your
detective skills.
365
00:14:45,420 --> 00:14:47,618
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Ooh, touchy subject.
366
00:14:47,621 --> 00:14:48,989
What would you do
if Alba was a perp?
367
00:14:48,990 --> 00:14:50,149
I'd probably drop
the word "abortion."
368
00:14:50,156 --> 00:14:51,286
See how she reacts.
369
00:14:51,291 --> 00:14:52,421
No way. She'll know.
370
00:14:52,425 --> 00:14:53,585
Abort.
371
00:14:53,593 --> 00:14:56,161
Good thinking.
I'll drop "abort."
372
00:14:56,162 --> 00:14:58,262
Okay. I got to get Mateo
up from his nap,
373
00:14:58,265 --> 00:14:59,655
so we are not late
for his class.
374
00:14:59,666 --> 00:15:02,396
Hopefully, Rafael still likes
the preschool.
375
00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:04,372
Uh, he will. He's just
pushing back a little
376
00:15:04,373 --> 00:15:06,909
because, you know, he's
still in love with you.
(chuckles)
377
00:15:06,910 --> 00:15:08,467
And you're married
to someone else.
378
00:15:08,475 --> 00:15:10,675
That's ridiculous.
He's not still in love with me.
379
00:15:10,677 --> 00:15:12,137
He definitely is.
380
00:15:12,145 --> 00:15:13,905
I'm leaving for Mateo's class.
381
00:15:16,483 --> 00:15:18,383
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Ah, yes, Mateo's class,
382
00:15:18,385 --> 00:15:20,145
which meant Rafael was out,
383
00:15:20,153 --> 00:15:22,493
which meant Anezkahad exactly two hours.
384
00:15:22,494 --> 00:15:24,559
(door opens)
385
00:15:26,559 --> 00:15:29,159
Ms. Solano?
386
00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:37,569
What are you doing here?
Mr. Solano wanted me to drop
something off in his office.
387
00:15:37,570 --> 00:15:40,170
He said there wouldn't be
anybody here,
388
00:15:40,173 --> 00:15:42,408
so, what are you doing here?
389
00:15:42,409 --> 00:15:46,509
Well... after the whole
insider trading scandal,
390
00:15:46,513 --> 00:15:48,582
I don't trust Rafael with
the finances anymore.
391
00:15:48,583 --> 00:15:50,111
Wanted to take a
look for myself.
392
00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:52,216
I'll have to ask
Mr. Solano about that.
393
00:15:52,218 --> 00:15:53,686
No!
394
00:15:53,687 --> 00:15:56,447
Easy there, Anezka. Remember...
395
00:15:59,693 --> 00:16:04,663
No, I... I don't think that
will be necessary... Scott.
396
00:16:12,372 --> 00:16:13,602
(gasps)
Oh.
397
00:16:13,606 --> 00:16:15,366
Ms. Solano?
398
00:16:15,375 --> 00:16:18,475
Mm. I think with
what's about to happen,
399
00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:20,678
you can call me Petra.
400
00:16:22,282 --> 00:16:23,612
SCOTT (sighs):
Oh!
(sighs)
401
00:16:23,616 --> 00:16:25,276
Oh.
402
00:16:25,285 --> 00:16:27,385
I've always dreamed about
having sex with you.
403
00:16:27,387 --> 00:16:29,617
That was better
than my fantasies.
404
00:16:29,622 --> 00:16:31,522
(sniffs,
sighs)
405
00:16:31,524 --> 00:16:33,624
And there were...
a lot of 'em.
406
00:16:33,626 --> 00:16:35,286
(laughs)
(sighs)
407
00:16:35,295 --> 00:16:37,695
Oh, that was
the best sex of my life.
408
00:16:59,652 --> 00:17:01,687
(phone rings, playing tune)
409
00:17:01,688 --> 00:17:03,288
Whose is that?!
410
00:17:03,289 --> 00:17:07,126
Oh, it's mine!
Everybody, shh!
411
00:17:07,127 --> 00:17:10,127
This could be about my
big Hawaii Five-O arc!
412
00:17:10,130 --> 00:17:11,730
Shh!
413
00:17:11,731 --> 00:17:13,631
Hi there.
414
00:17:13,633 --> 00:17:15,171
ROGELIO:
Can you believe it's me
415
00:17:15,172 --> 00:17:16,768
against Esteban
for the part?!
416
00:17:16,770 --> 00:17:18,770
And they want
me to audition!
417
00:17:18,772 --> 00:17:21,106
Is Esteban going
to audition?
418
00:17:21,107 --> 00:17:23,737
Ah. Well...
Then why won't you?
419
00:17:23,743 --> 00:17:25,260
Because I
shouldn't have to!
420
00:17:25,261 --> 00:17:26,781
I've been in more
hours of television,
421
00:17:26,782 --> 00:17:28,747
I've won more Palomas.
422
00:17:28,748 --> 00:17:30,818
Because you're the better actor,
so go prove it.
423
00:17:30,819 --> 00:17:33,747
Well, it's not
only that, no.
424
00:17:33,753 --> 00:17:36,422
My American accent might not
actually be the greatest.
425
00:17:36,423 --> 00:17:37,790
Really?!
426
00:17:37,791 --> 00:17:39,758
Really.
Try.
427
00:17:39,759 --> 00:17:45,197
(in a strange accent):
I would prefer not to try.
428
00:17:45,198 --> 00:17:47,768
All right, come on,
don't make a joke.
429
00:17:47,769 --> 00:17:49,627
That was my try.
430
00:17:49,636 --> 00:17:53,436
Okay, well,
I'll help you with the accent.
431
00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:54,770
Really?
432
00:17:54,774 --> 00:17:56,774
Of course. I got the time.
433
00:17:56,776 --> 00:17:58,506
See you next time, Mateo.
God bless.
434
00:17:59,779 --> 00:18:01,747
Okay. So that was fun, huh?
435
00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:03,708
Mateo still loves it.
436
00:18:03,716 --> 00:18:05,416
Yeah, and the
group's fine.
Mm.
437
00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:06,678
But here's the thing.
438
00:18:06,686 --> 00:18:08,846
I don't want to enroll
him here for preschool.
439
00:18:08,855 --> 00:18:10,855
Why? We decided months ago.
440
00:18:10,857 --> 00:18:12,817
I know. Well, I
changed my mind.
441
00:18:12,826 --> 00:18:15,126
It's a little too
Jesusy for me.
442
00:18:15,128 --> 00:18:17,798
It is not Jesusy.
443
00:18:22,235 --> 00:18:24,865
It's a Catholic preschool.
What do you expect?
444
00:18:24,871 --> 00:18:27,309
I wasn't really thinking.
I just went along with it.
445
00:18:27,310 --> 00:18:28,837
But now, things are different.
446
00:18:28,842 --> 00:18:31,710
Why? What changed?
447
00:18:31,711 --> 00:18:34,880
At this moment, friends, shethought about her mom's words.
448
00:18:34,881 --> 00:18:37,751
Okay. Fine. I wasn't planning
on making, like,
449
00:18:37,752 --> 00:18:42,150
a big declaration or anything,
but the truth is...
450
00:18:42,155 --> 00:18:43,715
Maybe Rafael was stillin love with her.
451
00:18:43,723 --> 00:18:45,791
...I'm finally over you.
452
00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:47,392
Or maybe not.
453
00:18:47,393 --> 00:18:49,893
Oh. Well...
454
00:18:49,896 --> 00:18:51,726
c-congratulations.
455
00:18:51,731 --> 00:18:53,899
Thank you.
456
00:18:53,900 --> 00:18:55,730
Oh. It actually feels good.
Really good.
457
00:18:55,735 --> 00:18:57,895
'Cause it took so long,
you know?
458
00:18:57,904 --> 00:18:59,138
Yeah, totally.
459
00:18:59,139 --> 00:19:00,505
And that kind of changed things,
460
00:19:00,506 --> 00:19:01,866
because, the truth is,
when I was in love with you,
461
00:19:01,875 --> 00:19:03,735
I just wanted to please you.
462
00:19:03,743 --> 00:19:06,243
I mean, I would wake up
every morning and think,
463
00:19:06,246 --> 00:19:08,606
"What would Jane want? Like,
what would make Jane happy?
464
00:19:08,615 --> 00:19:10,205
What would make
Jane smile?"
465
00:19:10,216 --> 00:19:11,876
And now, I'm kind of like,
466
00:19:11,885 --> 00:19:13,245
"Oh, so what if Jane's upset?"
467
00:19:13,253 --> 00:19:14,586
I mean, no offense.
468
00:19:14,587 --> 00:19:17,687
No. No, no, none taken.
469
00:19:17,690 --> 00:19:20,259
Uh... so, what now?
470
00:19:20,260 --> 00:19:23,228
Now we'll start looking
for new schools
471
00:19:23,229 --> 00:19:24,799
that speak to the both of us.
472
00:19:24,800 --> 00:19:27,227
Ah.
473
00:19:32,238 --> 00:19:34,838
(sighs)
474
00:19:39,479 --> 00:19:42,609
Now there is a wait-list
for every Parent and Me
475
00:19:42,615 --> 00:19:44,475
that feed
into a good preschool.
476
00:19:44,484 --> 00:19:46,554
I thought I had this settled.
ALBA:
Xiomara?
477
00:19:48,621 --> 00:19:49,688
Oh, right.
478
00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:52,658
Um, actually,
I decided to...
479
00:19:52,659 --> 00:19:54,659
abort that plan
480
00:19:54,661 --> 00:19:56,731
and order Chinese
food instead.
481
00:19:59,332 --> 00:20:01,472
Anyway, it'll
be here soon.
482
00:20:06,906 --> 00:20:09,866
(phone buzzing)
483
00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:11,806
Hello.
So do you think she knows?
484
00:20:11,811 --> 00:20:14,911
Oh, yes. Good. Uh, yeah,
I was calling to see
485
00:20:14,914 --> 00:20:17,854
if you had any slots left
in your Parent and Me?
486
00:20:17,855 --> 00:20:19,680
Oh, you're all filled up?
487
00:20:19,686 --> 00:20:21,286
Okay, thank you.
488
00:20:21,287 --> 00:20:23,717
So what do you think?
Oh, Mom, please stop!
489
00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:26,363
If you want to know if
Abuela knows, just ask her!
490
00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:28,727
(whispers):
I'm sorry.
491
00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:30,758
It's nothing.
492
00:20:41,708 --> 00:20:43,668
I had an abortion, Mom.
493
00:20:43,676 --> 00:20:46,736
And I didn't know if you knew.
494
00:20:50,717 --> 00:20:53,647
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
I guess she didn't know.
495
00:20:53,653 --> 00:20:56,788
MAGDA:
Okay, so you hadanother setback.
496
00:20:56,789 --> 00:20:57,689
Just stay calm.
497
00:20:57,690 --> 00:20:58,960
How? There is new security
498
00:20:58,961 --> 00:21:00,726
on his computer, Mother!
499
00:21:00,727 --> 00:21:03,757
Scott says it's on all
hotel computers. Scott says...
500
00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:05,763
Who the hell is Scott?
501
00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:07,465
He... works at hotel,
502
00:21:07,467 --> 00:21:09,797
he wears these cute
little vests.
503
00:21:09,802 --> 00:21:10,972
And he's really sweet actually.
504
00:21:10,973 --> 00:21:12,670
Ugh.
505
00:21:12,672 --> 00:21:14,042
Petra hated that loser!
506
00:21:15,041 --> 00:21:16,941
No boys, sweetheart.
507
00:21:16,943 --> 00:21:19,543
You need to stay focused.
508
00:21:19,545 --> 00:21:20,845
Remember old saying--
509
00:21:20,847 --> 00:21:23,777
You chase two rabbits,
you get neither.
510
00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:26,351
Now, listen, I want you
511
00:21:26,352 --> 00:21:29,422
to try his personal laptop.
512
00:21:30,990 --> 00:21:32,790
Okay, so my mom is going
to pick you up for physical
513
00:21:32,792 --> 00:21:34,359
therapy and bring you back here.
514
00:21:34,360 --> 00:21:35,790
I should be home by lunch.
Don't forget
515
00:21:35,795 --> 00:21:37,795
your medicine, and you
still owe me 15 hamstring
516
00:21:37,797 --> 00:21:39,757
stretches from this morning.
517
00:21:39,766 --> 00:21:42,796
Got it.
I love you, Mom.
518
00:21:42,802 --> 00:21:44,772
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Did he just call her...?
519
00:21:44,773 --> 00:21:47,806
Mama. My hot mama.
520
00:21:47,807 --> 00:21:50,876
Yeah, that's notmaking it better.
521
00:21:50,877 --> 00:21:53,307
Okay. I love you, too.
522
00:21:55,048 --> 00:21:56,848
Look, it's-it's
really not that weird.
523
00:21:56,849 --> 00:21:58,879
I really don't
want to discuss it.
524
00:21:58,885 --> 00:22:01,015
I'm just saying, okay?
It's not a big deal.
525
00:22:01,020 --> 00:22:02,850
I know it's not a big deal.
That's why I don't want
526
00:22:02,855 --> 00:22:04,785
to discuss it. Radio?
(turns radio on)
No, no.
527
00:22:04,791 --> 00:22:06,861
(turns radio off)
Just, now that I am no
longer in love with you,
528
00:22:06,862 --> 00:22:08,859
we've entered a new phase
of our relationship.
529
00:22:08,861 --> 00:22:10,661
Okay, this is the
friendship phase,
530
00:22:10,663 --> 00:22:13,963
which means that we can
talk about this stuff.
531
00:22:13,966 --> 00:22:17,466
Okay, tonight...
when you get home,
532
00:22:17,470 --> 00:22:21,970
forget about the pills and the
exercises and the schedules,
533
00:22:21,974 --> 00:22:25,984
and just... you know.
534
00:22:28,514 --> 00:22:30,916
Yeah, I get it.
535
00:22:30,917 --> 00:22:32,677
And while that is sound advice,
536
00:22:32,685 --> 00:22:35,685
unfortunately, we can't
do that at the moment.
537
00:22:35,688 --> 00:22:37,718
Because of his recovery.
538
00:22:37,724 --> 00:22:39,964
So, wait. You guys
still haven't...?
Mm.
539
00:22:39,965 --> 00:22:42,928
So you're a married virgin?
540
00:22:42,929 --> 00:22:44,929
I am, yes.
541
00:22:44,931 --> 00:22:46,931
A married virgin
with a one-year old son.
542
00:22:46,933 --> 00:22:48,800
(laughs)
543
00:22:48,801 --> 00:22:51,101
I'm so sorry. I'm sorry.
No, it's ridiculous, and so is
544
00:22:51,104 --> 00:22:52,644
discussing this with you!
No, I told you.
545
00:22:52,645 --> 00:22:53,938
I'm over you.
Yes. Yes, I know.
546
00:22:53,940 --> 00:22:55,407
I repulse you.
No. Look...
547
00:22:55,408 --> 00:22:56,768
You don't have
to keep saying it.
548
00:22:56,776 --> 00:22:58,806
I'm sorry.
It was just a...
549
00:22:58,811 --> 00:23:01,611
It was a long recovery.
550
00:23:03,549 --> 00:23:06,979
So... what was the cure?
551
00:23:12,392 --> 00:23:13,962
So I had to get over it.
552
00:23:15,027 --> 00:23:18,627
Which is why we are here.
553
00:23:18,631 --> 00:23:21,031
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Ah, yes. At Wincroft.
554
00:23:21,033 --> 00:23:23,033
It's one of the most
multicultural,
multiethnic schools
555
00:23:23,035 --> 00:23:24,735
you'll find in
all of Miami.
556
00:23:24,737 --> 00:23:26,937
It's definitely not
economically diverse.
557
00:23:26,939 --> 00:23:29,508
Actually, a full 20%
of the students are here
558
00:23:29,509 --> 00:23:31,439
on need-based
scholarships.
Now, here at Wincroft,
559
00:23:31,444 --> 00:23:33,444
all parents are also
required to volunteer
560
00:23:33,446 --> 00:23:35,406
a certain number of hours
a month at the school.
561
00:23:35,415 --> 00:23:37,075
Can we send our nannies?
562
00:23:37,083 --> 00:23:39,951
That's just one mom.
563
00:23:39,952 --> 00:23:42,490
And speaking of another tenseMommy and Me...
564
00:23:42,491 --> 00:23:44,418
How can you be
so self-righteous about this?
565
00:23:44,424 --> 00:23:47,024
You told me to get an abortion
when I was a teenager.
566
00:23:55,868 --> 00:23:57,068
Stop.
567
00:23:57,069 --> 00:23:59,069
I'm glad you told me that!
568
00:23:59,071 --> 00:24:01,871
It helped me choose
to have Jane.
569
00:24:01,874 --> 00:24:03,844
And I have never regretted that,
Mom.
570
00:24:03,845 --> 00:24:05,010
But at this stage
571
00:24:05,011 --> 00:24:06,611
in my life, I...
572
00:24:06,612 --> 00:24:09,982
don't want to be pregnant,
and I don't want a baby.
573
00:24:14,587 --> 00:24:17,147
Miss, your kid
just bit my son.
Hmm?
574
00:24:17,156 --> 00:24:20,156
He did?! Oh, my God!
575
00:24:20,159 --> 00:24:22,759
Well, what...
what happened?
576
00:24:22,762 --> 00:24:23,732
I didn't see.
577
00:24:23,733 --> 00:24:24,998
Wait, what?
My son
578
00:24:24,999 --> 00:24:26,197
has bite marks on his arm.
579
00:24:26,199 --> 00:24:27,868
Well, Mateo's
never bitten anyone.
580
00:24:27,869 --> 00:24:29,597
He was sitting right next
to him.
581
00:24:29,602 --> 00:24:32,172
Well, Jack was also sitting
next to him. Maybe he bit him.
582
00:24:32,173 --> 00:24:34,871
(chuckles) Jack and my son
are best friends.
583
00:24:34,874 --> 00:24:36,174
They spend all of
their time together,
584
00:24:36,175 --> 00:24:38,005
and Jack would never do that.
585
00:24:38,010 --> 00:24:40,946
Really?
Maybe you should ask your nanny.
586
00:24:40,947 --> 00:24:43,177
I see where your son gets
his personality.
587
00:24:43,182 --> 00:24:45,682
You know what, lady, bite me.
588
00:24:46,886 --> 00:24:48,186
RAFAEL:
You sabotaged it.
589
00:24:48,187 --> 00:24:50,187
I didn't.
You would've never done that
590
00:24:50,189 --> 00:24:52,189
at the Catholic school.
I was just standing up
for our son, okay?
591
00:24:52,191 --> 00:24:55,491
Mateo doesn't b... Ow!
592
00:24:57,964 --> 00:24:59,264
I'm so sorry.
593
00:25:05,071 --> 00:25:06,271
XIOMARA:
Oh, yeah? Well, guess what,
ALBA: Sí.
594
00:25:06,272 --> 00:25:07,972
I don't think I'm going to hell.
595
00:25:09,842 --> 00:25:10,942
Enough! Stop!
596
00:25:10,943 --> 00:25:12,281
I told her...
No, no, stop!
597
00:25:12,282 --> 00:25:14,678
I don't care! No more
fighting in front of Mateo.
598
00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:16,980
In addition to his tantrums,
he is now biting people.
599
00:25:16,983 --> 00:25:20,183
And he is not
an aggressive kid. So we are all
600
00:25:20,186 --> 00:25:23,516
gonna stay calm around him
from now on, understand?!
601
00:25:24,290 --> 00:25:27,058
Starting now.
602
00:25:27,059 --> 00:25:28,789
Look,
603
00:25:28,794 --> 00:25:31,062
I know how upset you are
604
00:25:31,063 --> 00:25:33,031
about the choice I made,
605
00:25:33,032 --> 00:25:34,566
but I made it
606
00:25:34,567 --> 00:25:35,997
and it's done.
607
00:25:36,002 --> 00:25:39,042
So can't we put this behind us
and move forward?
608
00:25:44,076 --> 00:25:45,806
(scoffs softly)
609
00:25:45,811 --> 00:25:48,811
I'm spending the night
at Rogelio's.
610
00:25:48,814 --> 00:25:50,254
Abuela, just...
611
00:25:52,218 --> 00:25:53,818
(door opens)
612
00:25:53,819 --> 00:25:55,589
(door shuts)
613
00:25:55,613 --> 00:26:00,613
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614
00:26:06,799 --> 00:26:08,729
(sighs)
615
00:26:08,734 --> 00:26:10,604
(gulls crying)
(tropical music playing)
616
00:26:10,605 --> 00:26:14,306
Um, so we didn't get
to go to Puerto Rico
617
00:26:14,307 --> 00:26:15,807
for our honeymoon,
618
00:26:15,808 --> 00:26:17,808
so this is...
Well, it's not that.
619
00:26:17,810 --> 00:26:19,978
But something else
that Rogelio
620
00:26:19,979 --> 00:26:22,109
and his telenovela crew
put together.
621
00:26:22,114 --> 00:26:23,814
And, yes, he did pay them.
622
00:26:23,816 --> 00:26:26,046
Michael...
623
00:26:27,987 --> 00:26:30,617
I'm sorry about
the mom thing.
624
00:26:30,623 --> 00:26:32,623
(groans, chuckles)
It's just...
625
00:26:32,625 --> 00:26:36,785
we haven't had many
newlywed moments, you know?
626
00:26:36,796 --> 00:26:40,096
So, the plan was
to sip margaritas
627
00:26:40,099 --> 00:26:43,599
Ooh.
and listen to
my kickass honeymoon playlist.
628
00:26:43,603 --> 00:26:44,936
But now I'm thinking
629
00:26:44,937 --> 00:26:47,297
the most romantic thing for you
might be
630
00:26:47,306 --> 00:26:49,306
to listen to my playlist
631
00:26:49,308 --> 00:26:53,378
while doing some research
on why kids bite.
632
00:26:53,379 --> 00:26:56,379
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
I'm not gonna lie, it was justthe most romantic thing
633
00:26:56,382 --> 00:26:59,951
he could say.
ROGELIO (American accent): Dude,I love the ocean at night.
634
00:26:59,952 --> 00:27:01,720
The waves are killer.
635
00:27:01,721 --> 00:27:04,621
And then she realizes
I'm the killer.
636
00:27:04,624 --> 00:27:07,626
Well, your accent is getting
so much better.
637
00:27:07,627 --> 00:27:08,927
Thanks, homegirl.
638
00:27:08,928 --> 00:27:11,028
I'm trying to stay
in my American character.
639
00:27:11,030 --> 00:27:13,330
I'm going full Daniel Day-Lewis.
640
00:27:14,867 --> 00:27:17,027
Xo, what's bumming you out?
641
00:27:17,036 --> 00:27:19,396
(sighs)
It's my mom.
642
00:27:19,405 --> 00:27:21,205
She's making me feel guilty.
643
00:27:21,207 --> 00:27:23,207
N-Not for the abortion.
644
00:27:23,209 --> 00:27:27,078
She's making me feel guilty
about not feeling guilty.
645
00:27:27,079 --> 00:27:31,216
Well, get your mother out
of your head.
646
00:27:31,217 --> 00:27:34,947
If you're sure about your
choice, that's all that matters.
647
00:27:34,954 --> 00:27:37,088
Keep it real, brah.
648
00:27:37,089 --> 00:27:39,758
It's one of the things
I admire most about you.
649
00:27:39,759 --> 00:27:40,659
Thanks.
650
00:27:40,660 --> 00:27:42,060
And could you
maybe lose
651
00:27:42,061 --> 00:27:43,928
the American accent
652
00:27:43,929 --> 00:27:46,059
while you talk
about authenticity?
653
00:27:46,065 --> 00:27:48,065
Yeah.
654
00:27:48,067 --> 00:27:50,827
So, why the sudden need
to cross over to America?
655
00:27:50,836 --> 00:27:53,066
You're-you're at the top
of the telenovela game.
656
00:27:53,072 --> 00:27:56,772
It's just that my telenovelas
are the most popular in Mexico,
657
00:27:56,776 --> 00:27:59,076
where I'm like a Tom Cruise
plus Justin Bieber
658
00:27:59,078 --> 00:28:01,746
plus Juanes
all put together, no?
659
00:28:01,747 --> 00:28:04,716
But my home is not
Mexico anymore.
660
00:28:04,717 --> 00:28:06,717
Because of Jane, Matelio,
661
00:28:06,719 --> 00:28:09,988
and, well, you,
662
00:28:09,989 --> 00:28:11,356
it's here.
663
00:28:11,357 --> 00:28:14,157
So now that I've crossed
over to this family,
664
00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:17,230
I want to feel the amazing perks
of fame in my new country.
665
00:28:17,231 --> 00:28:20,729
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
And, friends, that was justabout the most romantic thing
666
00:28:20,733 --> 00:28:21,933
he could say.
667
00:28:21,934 --> 00:28:25,070
What's it say?
Well, general consensus says
668
00:28:25,071 --> 00:28:28,440
that kids bite because they are
overwhelmed and uncertain
669
00:28:28,441 --> 00:28:31,011
and they don't have the words
to express themselves.
670
00:28:31,012 --> 00:28:33,780
It's like this giant wave
of tension that takes over
671
00:28:33,781 --> 00:28:36,779
and they can't stop it
and they just...
672
00:28:36,782 --> 00:28:39,782
react without thinking.
Mmm.
673
00:28:39,785 --> 00:28:42,185
Which is totally what
I've been doing.
674
00:28:42,188 --> 00:28:43,418
What?
675
00:28:43,422 --> 00:28:47,192
Biting. W...
Not actually biting.
676
00:28:47,193 --> 00:28:49,427
Just snapping at people.
677
00:28:49,428 --> 00:28:51,358
Like, a lot.
678
00:28:51,363 --> 00:28:52,963
My mom.
679
00:28:52,965 --> 00:28:54,355
The preschool lady.
680
00:28:54,366 --> 00:28:56,226
That guy at the gas station.
681
00:28:56,235 --> 00:28:58,195
Oh. What happened with the
guy at the gas station?
682
00:28:58,204 --> 00:29:00,204
Let's just say that we both
agreed that I should come back
683
00:29:00,206 --> 00:29:02,436
for an oil change
another day.
(chuckles)
684
00:29:02,441 --> 00:29:06,911
I think it's because
I'm so uncertain.
685
00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:10,480
I need things settled.
686
00:29:10,483 --> 00:29:12,383
With me going back to work?
687
00:29:15,855 --> 00:29:18,285
(sighs) I know you're
just offering not to
688
00:29:18,290 --> 00:29:19,457
to make me happy.
689
00:29:19,458 --> 00:29:21,388
That's true.
(chuckles)
690
00:29:22,461 --> 00:29:25,196
But that's no small thing.
691
00:29:25,197 --> 00:29:28,997
Yeah. But your happiness
is no small thing to me.
692
00:29:29,001 --> 00:29:31,371
You know?
So it's a draw there.
693
00:29:32,371 --> 00:29:34,371
Look, it-it's your job.
694
00:29:34,373 --> 00:29:36,511
So if you're telling me
that you love it
695
00:29:36,512 --> 00:29:39,778
and that you're not scared
and you want to go back,
696
00:29:39,779 --> 00:29:41,146
then that's that.
697
00:29:41,147 --> 00:29:42,307
But you have to say it,
698
00:29:42,314 --> 00:29:45,084
so that I can flip
the switch and move on.
699
00:29:46,819 --> 00:29:48,819
I love my job
700
00:29:48,821 --> 00:29:51,221
and I'm not scared
701
00:29:51,223 --> 00:29:53,223
and I want to go back.
702
00:29:53,225 --> 00:29:55,525
(clicks tongue, sighs)
703
00:29:55,528 --> 00:29:57,528
Okay.
704
00:29:57,530 --> 00:30:00,930
(sniffles) Great.
So then you're going back.
705
00:30:00,933 --> 00:30:02,533
And you're wearing
a bulletproof vest every day.
706
00:30:02,535 --> 00:30:04,165
(chuckles)
I'm serious.
707
00:30:04,170 --> 00:30:06,570
Okay.
And I'm dealing with it now.
708
00:30:06,572 --> 00:30:07,572
How, exactly?
709
00:30:07,573 --> 00:30:09,507
No, you don't have to worry.
710
00:30:09,508 --> 00:30:11,378
You know who said I
don't have to worry?
711
00:30:11,379 --> 00:30:14,907
My mom, when my parents
were getting divorced, okay?
712
00:30:14,914 --> 00:30:16,381
You're not my mom.
713
00:30:16,382 --> 00:30:18,917
You're my wife.
714
00:30:18,918 --> 00:30:21,186
Let me help you.
715
00:30:21,187 --> 00:30:24,347
(crying softly)
716
00:30:24,356 --> 00:30:26,556
I can't walk the halls.
717
00:30:26,559 --> 00:30:29,559
Where you were shot.
718
00:30:29,562 --> 00:30:33,431
I keep seeing you,
lying there.
719
00:30:33,432 --> 00:30:35,432
We'll do it together, okay?
720
00:30:36,602 --> 00:30:39,571
God, this would be
a great moment to have sex.
721
00:30:39,572 --> 00:30:43,412
I mean, at this point, it just
seems like a big cosmic joke.
722
00:30:43,413 --> 00:30:45,609
(laughs)
723
00:30:51,283 --> 00:30:54,021
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
True to her word, on the dayJane flipped the switch
724
00:30:54,022 --> 00:30:55,519
and accepted that Michaelwas returning to work,
725
00:30:55,521 --> 00:30:59,190
she felt strangely... calm.
726
00:30:59,191 --> 00:31:01,191
Well, calmer.
727
00:31:01,193 --> 00:31:03,093
There was still the wholeschool debacle looming.
728
00:31:03,095 --> 00:31:04,955
WOMAN:
And our motto here is,
we don't care
729
00:31:04,964 --> 00:31:08,274
if our kids leave here knowing
their letters or their numbers.
730
00:31:08,275 --> 00:31:11,497
We care if they can
name their feelings.
731
00:31:11,503 --> 00:31:14,503
Yeah, there's no way
he's going here.
Not a chance.
732
00:31:14,506 --> 00:31:15,606
How soon can we leave?
733
00:31:15,608 --> 00:31:18,178
Ooh. I just got an e-mail
from Wincroft.
734
00:31:18,179 --> 00:31:20,177
What?
I wrote them last night.
735
00:31:20,179 --> 00:31:22,479
Apologized.
Basically ate dirt.
736
00:31:22,481 --> 00:31:25,281
Some of my best writing.
Can you put
your phone away?
737
00:31:25,284 --> 00:31:27,051
Why?
It's a no phone zone.
738
00:31:27,052 --> 00:31:28,990
There's also a sign that says
you can eat your boogers.
739
00:31:28,991 --> 00:31:30,648
Who cares?
We don't even like this school.
740
00:31:30,656 --> 00:31:32,986
Holy crap! I fixed it!
They invited Mateo
741
00:31:32,992 --> 00:31:35,059
to join the Parent and Me.
I'm gonna reply now
742
00:31:35,060 --> 00:31:37,490
before someone snags our spot.
Jane, will you wait?
Stop. Just stop.
743
00:31:37,496 --> 00:31:39,626
Why?
'Cause I don't like
Wincroft anymore.
744
00:31:39,632 --> 00:31:41,632
What? But that was your choice.
745
00:31:41,634 --> 00:31:44,502
I know. It was.
But yesterday afternoon
746
00:31:44,503 --> 00:31:46,303
I got a call asking
for a large donation
747
00:31:46,305 --> 00:31:48,335
if I wanted to make the whole
biting incident go away.
748
00:31:48,340 --> 00:31:50,070
What?
So obviously
it's just not for us.
749
00:31:50,075 --> 00:31:52,335
Oh, my God. You weren't
gonna tell me. Admit it.
Jane...
750
00:31:52,344 --> 00:31:54,344
I would've...
No, you wouldn't have!
And then you were just gonna
751
00:31:54,346 --> 00:31:56,246
make me feel
like I ruined it for him!
752
00:31:56,248 --> 00:31:58,918
WOMAN:
Oopsie.
753
00:31:59,652 --> 00:32:02,652
(chuckles)
I am so sorry.
754
00:32:02,655 --> 00:32:05,655
W-We know we should not be
fighting in front of the kids.
Oh, no,
755
00:32:05,658 --> 00:32:07,618
it's perfectly okay to fight
in front of the kids.
756
00:32:07,626 --> 00:32:10,126
The key is, you also have
to make up in front of them.
757
00:32:10,129 --> 00:32:12,459
That's how we model behavior.
So...
758
00:32:14,166 --> 00:32:17,166
Sorry, dude.
Okay. We good?
My bad. Okay.
759
00:32:17,169 --> 00:32:20,599
(laughs)
That's not how we do it here.
760
00:32:20,606 --> 00:32:23,136
Should we take them
to the Compassion Corner?
761
00:32:23,142 --> 00:32:26,212
CHILDREN:
Yeah!
762
00:32:28,113 --> 00:32:32,951
Go ahead. Mateo's Mommy,
you're upset because...?
763
00:32:32,952 --> 00:32:36,452
I'm upset
because Mateo's Daddy
764
00:32:36,455 --> 00:32:38,585
didn't tell me something
he should have.
765
00:32:38,590 --> 00:32:40,520
And I should've.
And next time I will.
766
00:32:40,526 --> 00:32:42,956
Cool. Forgiven.
Great.
767
00:32:42,962 --> 00:32:43,962
So, so, so, let's get
768
00:32:43,963 --> 00:32:46,030
under those big feelings.
769
00:32:46,031 --> 00:32:47,331
Why didn't you tell
Mateo's mom
770
00:32:47,333 --> 00:32:48,603
the truth?
771
00:32:50,002 --> 00:32:51,536
Because...
772
00:32:51,537 --> 00:32:53,537
I made a decision.
773
00:32:53,539 --> 00:32:55,439
The first one in a while.
774
00:32:55,441 --> 00:32:57,341
And I didn't want
to lose credibility.
775
00:32:57,343 --> 00:32:59,183
I felt it was important not to.
776
00:32:59,184 --> 00:33:01,378
And Mateo's Mommy gets that.
777
00:33:01,380 --> 00:33:03,147
But it's also not fair.
778
00:33:03,148 --> 00:33:04,548
I know it's not.
779
00:33:04,550 --> 00:33:06,019
But it's also a new dynamic,
780
00:33:06,020 --> 00:33:07,418
and I want it to work.
781
00:33:07,419 --> 00:33:09,049
And it will.
782
00:33:09,054 --> 00:33:11,054
As long as you
don't automatically turn
783
00:33:11,056 --> 00:33:12,356
against something
because I want it.
784
00:33:12,358 --> 00:33:14,058
I just want to have a voice.
785
00:33:14,059 --> 00:33:16,129
And you have such a big family,
you know?
786
00:33:16,130 --> 00:33:17,258
It's only me.
787
00:33:17,262 --> 00:33:19,262
Us.
788
00:33:19,264 --> 00:33:21,334
We're a family, too.
789
00:33:22,568 --> 00:33:24,568
But I get it.
790
00:33:24,570 --> 00:33:27,070
And I'm all for the new dynamic.
I mean,
791
00:33:27,072 --> 00:33:28,772
I don't have to talk about
my sex life with you again...
792
00:33:28,774 --> 00:33:30,074
Oh, nice job,
793
00:33:30,075 --> 00:33:32,075
Mommy and Daddy!
794
00:33:32,077 --> 00:33:35,307
¶ We're better together,
together we're better ¶
795
00:33:35,314 --> 00:33:38,084
¶ Take his ideas
and her ideas and my ideas ¶
796
00:33:38,085 --> 00:33:40,118
¶ And your ideas... ¶
797
00:33:40,119 --> 00:33:42,787
Hey, uh, before we go,
quick question.
798
00:33:42,788 --> 00:33:45,256
How do you deal
with biting?
799
00:33:45,257 --> 00:33:46,587
It's just a phase.
800
00:33:46,592 --> 00:33:48,292
And not your fault.
801
00:33:48,293 --> 00:33:51,133
But next time it happens,
don't give him attention.
802
00:33:51,134 --> 00:33:53,060
Instead, comfort the victim.
803
00:33:53,065 --> 00:33:55,065
(chuckles)
804
00:33:55,801 --> 00:33:57,101
Hmm.
805
00:33:57,102 --> 00:33:59,102
We found a preschool!
806
00:33:59,104 --> 00:34:00,344
It's actually
such a weird place.
807
00:34:00,345 --> 00:34:03,608
Totally hippy-dippy,
but we ended up loving it.
808
00:34:03,609 --> 00:34:07,179
Oh... go say hi to Michael,
sweetie. Go on.
809
00:34:08,213 --> 00:34:09,713
Where's Mom?
810
00:34:13,052 --> 00:34:15,221
Come on, Abuela,
don't be so stubborn.
811
00:34:15,222 --> 00:34:18,259
If there's one thing that I
learned at Mateo's new school,
812
00:34:18,260 --> 00:34:21,187
it's that we should respect
each other's differences.
813
00:34:21,193 --> 00:34:24,193
And agreeing to disagree
is okay, too.
814
00:34:24,196 --> 00:34:26,556
Look. It's right here
in this pamphlet.
815
00:34:26,565 --> 00:34:29,065
I'm telling you,
it's a great school.
816
00:34:29,068 --> 00:34:30,128
MICHAEL:
Ow!
817
00:34:31,403 --> 00:34:32,770
He bit me.
818
00:34:32,771 --> 00:34:34,501
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Quick! Comfort the victim.
819
00:34:34,506 --> 00:34:36,266
Oh. Wow, Michael.
820
00:34:36,275 --> 00:34:39,205
Are you okay?
821
00:34:39,211 --> 00:34:41,211
I'm supposed
to comfort the victim.
822
00:34:41,213 --> 00:34:43,213
I'm so sorry
that happened.
823
00:34:43,215 --> 00:34:45,215
That was really terrible,
824
00:34:45,217 --> 00:34:47,277
and you don't deserve that.
825
00:34:49,221 --> 00:34:50,788
¶ ¶
826
00:34:50,789 --> 00:34:52,219
Michael...
827
00:34:52,224 --> 00:34:54,594
are you okay?
828
00:34:55,794 --> 00:34:57,228
(sobs)
829
00:34:57,229 --> 00:34:59,229
(quietly):
I'm sorry.
830
00:34:59,231 --> 00:35:01,231
What's going on?
831
00:35:01,233 --> 00:35:03,868
I don't know, I...
(clears throat)
832
00:35:03,869 --> 00:35:07,269
I think I... I just
suddenly realized that...
833
00:35:07,272 --> 00:35:09,172
(takes deep breath)
834
00:35:09,174 --> 00:35:10,674
...that I almost died.
835
00:35:15,514 --> 00:35:16,854
I don't know why
this is happening right now.
836
00:35:16,855 --> 00:35:18,349
I guess it
has something
837
00:35:18,350 --> 00:35:20,720
to do with walking in
the hallway earlier.
838
00:35:22,521 --> 00:35:24,321
The victim thing.
839
00:35:24,323 --> 00:35:26,457
¶ ¶
840
00:35:26,458 --> 00:35:27,788
I thought I was fine.
841
00:35:27,793 --> 00:35:29,260
You are fine.
842
00:35:29,261 --> 00:35:31,191
And we'll get
through this.
843
00:35:31,196 --> 00:35:32,896
Really?
Mm-hmm.
844
00:35:32,898 --> 00:35:34,628
'Cause right now
would be a good time
845
00:35:34,633 --> 00:35:36,601
to convince me
to get a new job.
846
00:35:36,602 --> 00:35:38,642
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Andas tempting as that sounded,
847
00:35:38,643 --> 00:35:40,667
Jane said...
Not a chance.
848
00:35:40,672 --> 00:35:44,472
You love your job,
and you want to go
back, remember?
849
00:35:46,411 --> 00:35:48,411
(knocking)
850
00:35:54,453 --> 00:35:56,453
I thought you were
with the twins.
851
00:35:56,455 --> 00:35:58,515
They're down for the night.
Chepa's with them.
852
00:35:59,324 --> 00:36:01,926
I wanted to talk to you.
853
00:36:01,927 --> 00:36:04,327
What's going on
with you lately?
854
00:36:04,329 --> 00:36:06,359
You've been acting odd.
855
00:36:06,365 --> 00:36:07,455
No, I haven't.
(chuckles softly)
856
00:36:08,834 --> 00:36:11,474
Yes, you have.
857
00:36:12,337 --> 00:36:14,337
Okay, see?
Wh-What are you doing?
858
00:36:14,339 --> 00:36:16,407
What is this?
And, friends,
859
00:36:16,408 --> 00:36:18,338
that's when Anezkaremembered Magda's words--
860
00:36:18,343 --> 00:36:21,612
chase two rabbits,you don't catch either.
861
00:36:21,613 --> 00:36:24,353
But then she rememberedthat one time...
862
00:36:24,354 --> 00:36:25,849
she did!
863
00:36:25,851 --> 00:36:28,421
¶ ¶
864
00:36:29,521 --> 00:36:31,921
Second door on the right.
865
00:36:31,924 --> 00:36:33,194
That's what's going on.
866
00:36:37,396 --> 00:36:40,526
SCOTT: Mr. Solano! Whoa!
Scott? What are you...?
867
00:36:40,532 --> 00:36:42,232
That's one rabbit.
I'm turning around.
868
00:36:42,234 --> 00:36:43,568
I'll be
right out.
869
00:36:43,569 --> 00:36:45,536
Oh, my God.
870
00:36:45,537 --> 00:36:47,637
Why is Scott in your bedroom?
871
00:36:47,639 --> 00:36:49,539
Because I'm sleeping with him.
And that's two.
872
00:36:49,541 --> 00:36:50,571
That's why I've
been acting weird.
873
00:36:50,576 --> 00:36:53,376
'Cause I'm sleeping with Scott.
874
00:36:53,378 --> 00:36:55,448
And I didn't want to tell you,
because I knew
875
00:36:55,449 --> 00:36:58,447
you'd freak out, which is
exactly what you're doing.
876
00:36:58,450 --> 00:37:00,380
Because, honestly,
it's a little embarrassing.
877
00:37:00,385 --> 00:37:02,345
(sighs):
But...
878
00:37:02,354 --> 00:37:03,788
well, I...
879
00:37:03,789 --> 00:37:05,819
I needed comfort...
880
00:37:05,824 --> 00:37:08,492
after my sister's... i-illness.
881
00:37:08,493 --> 00:37:09,533
One thing led
to another,
882
00:37:09,534 --> 00:37:11,528
and... here we are.
883
00:37:12,464 --> 00:37:14,532
And I really like him.
884
00:37:14,533 --> 00:37:15,901
Again, I'm real
sorry, Mr. Solano.
885
00:37:15,902 --> 00:37:17,631
I wasn't expecting you,
or I totally would have
886
00:37:17,636 --> 00:37:19,266
been dressed.
It's okay, it's okay.
Just please stop.
887
00:37:19,271 --> 00:37:20,471
Please.
Hey.
888
00:37:20,472 --> 00:37:22,472
I told him about us.
889
00:37:22,474 --> 00:37:24,474
Uh... yeah.
890
00:37:24,476 --> 00:37:26,506
Uh... oh.
891
00:37:26,511 --> 00:37:28,911
ROGELIO:
I think I'm going to be sick.
892
00:37:28,914 --> 00:37:31,482
Esteban got the part.
893
00:37:31,483 --> 00:37:33,483
They say it wasn't
my accent.
894
00:37:33,485 --> 00:37:35,445
It was my abs.
895
00:37:35,454 --> 00:37:37,254
But who knows?
896
00:37:37,256 --> 00:37:40,486
Well, don't even worry,
your crossover moment will come,
897
00:37:40,492 --> 00:37:43,492
and you won't have
to change yourself to get it.
898
00:37:43,495 --> 00:37:45,495
Thank you, Xiomara.
899
00:37:45,497 --> 00:37:48,497
I'm going to put
the disappointment
out of my mind.
900
00:37:48,500 --> 00:37:51,936
We're about to shoot a
major historical event,
901
00:37:51,937 --> 00:37:54,567
and I want to
do it justice.
902
00:38:12,457 --> 00:38:13,857
OTHERS:
Yeah.
903
00:38:33,445 --> 00:38:36,605
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
And suddenly, Emma Lazaruswent from inspiring a country
904
00:38:36,615 --> 00:38:39,315
to inspiring a wildlyinaccurate telenovela
905
00:38:39,318 --> 00:38:42,548
to inspiring the star of thatwildly inaccurate telenovela.
906
00:38:59,471 --> 00:39:01,471
Sorry. Sorry.
907
00:39:01,473 --> 00:39:03,643
(clears throat softly)
I'll stick to
the script.
908
00:39:03,644 --> 00:39:05,642
Don't worry.
Let's go again.
909
00:39:05,644 --> 00:39:07,114
(bell rings)
910
00:39:11,483 --> 00:39:13,353
(phone chimes)
911
00:39:26,732 --> 00:39:27,732
What's going on?
912
00:39:27,733 --> 00:39:29,503
Tell her what you told me.
913
00:39:31,737 --> 00:39:33,367
The other thing.
914
00:40:03,568 --> 00:40:06,098
Can I help you
with the wallpaper?
915
00:40:09,808 --> 00:40:12,176
JANE:
I'm helping, too.
916
00:40:12,177 --> 00:40:13,877
I really hate it.
It's terrible!
917
00:40:14,846 --> 00:40:16,006
Ah...
918
00:40:16,014 --> 00:40:17,814
the mother-daughter bond.
919
00:40:17,816 --> 00:40:19,476
So sweet.
920
00:40:19,484 --> 00:40:20,954
Don't call me stupid, Mother!
I'm trying!
921
00:40:20,955 --> 00:40:22,622
Sometimes.
922
00:40:23,555 --> 00:40:24,885
Everything okay, baby?
923
00:40:28,627 --> 00:40:30,057
Can I just say...
924
00:40:30,061 --> 00:40:32,631
I hate the way
your mother treats you.
925
00:40:34,833 --> 00:40:37,171
Man, if you think Petra hatedbeing frozen before,
926
00:40:37,172 --> 00:40:39,839
now people thinkshe's sleeping with Scott.
927
00:40:39,840 --> 00:40:43,438
Okay, listen,
when you caught me
in Rafael's office,
928
00:40:43,442 --> 00:40:46,510
I wasn't checking up
on the hotel's finances.
929
00:40:46,511 --> 00:40:48,811
I-I was looking for dirt.
930
00:40:48,814 --> 00:40:51,214
To blackmail him with.
931
00:40:51,216 --> 00:40:52,676
That's what I assumed.
932
00:40:52,684 --> 00:40:54,018
And so you know,
933
00:40:54,019 --> 00:40:56,088
I've got dirt on everyone
at the Marbella.
934
00:40:56,089 --> 00:40:57,687
I've been collecting it
for years.
935
00:40:57,689 --> 00:40:59,989
It's my burn book, if you will.
936
00:40:59,991 --> 00:41:03,791
Including good stuff on Rafael.
937
00:41:04,830 --> 00:41:06,096
So...
938
00:41:06,097 --> 00:41:07,957
let's take him down
together, baby.
939
00:41:12,904 --> 00:41:14,974
¶ ¶
940
00:41:18,910 --> 00:41:20,678
Oh, dear.
941
00:41:20,679 --> 00:41:23,609
But before we get to that,a bit of good news.
942
00:41:23,615 --> 00:41:26,615
I, uh, I feel like
I'm making progress every day.
943
00:41:26,618 --> 00:41:28,686
Um, physically, mentally...
944
00:41:28,687 --> 00:41:30,117
And that shows
in your test results.
945
00:41:30,121 --> 00:41:32,690
Now, I can't clear you
for police duty
946
00:41:32,691 --> 00:41:34,921
for a few more weeks,
but other than that,
947
00:41:34,926 --> 00:41:36,986
you can resume
normal activities.
948
00:41:37,996 --> 00:41:40,726
All normal activities?
949
00:41:40,732 --> 00:41:42,967
Sex. Can we have sex?
950
00:41:42,968 --> 00:41:44,628
Oh. Y-Yes.
951
00:41:44,636 --> 00:41:47,496
I mean, don't do anything crazy,
but y-yeah.
952
00:41:47,506 --> 00:41:48,706
Seriously?
Really?!
953
00:41:48,707 --> 00:41:50,167
I thought we were
two weeks away still.
954
00:41:50,175 --> 00:41:51,935
You can wait if you'd prefer.
955
00:41:51,943 --> 00:41:53,577
No! We're good. Yes.
No. No, thank you.
956
00:41:53,578 --> 00:41:55,178
Thank you so much, Doc.
We'll be in touch.
957
00:41:55,180 --> 00:41:57,650
And, friends, I'm notmessing around this time.
958
00:41:57,651 --> 00:41:59,019
They're actually gonna do it!
959
00:41:59,020 --> 00:42:01,747
Say good-byeto Jane the Virgin!
69833
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