1 00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:04,041 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Okay, so Jane and Michael's first night as husband and wife 2 00:00:04,042 --> 00:00:07,607 went from a dream to a nightmare. 3 00:00:07,608 --> 00:00:10,025 JANE: Help! Somebody help! 4 00:00:10,026 --> 00:00:12,436 But thank God he's okay. You better not be back to work tomorrow, Cordero. 5 00:00:12,446 --> 00:00:14,306 PATRICIA: I don't want him to go back at all. 6 00:00:14,315 --> 00:00:15,945 Me, neither. 7 00:00:15,949 --> 00:00:17,579 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Also not too happy: Petra. 8 00:00:17,585 --> 00:00:20,185 See, her twin sister, Anezka, froze her and took her place. 9 00:00:20,187 --> 00:00:22,587 ANEZKA: If I move my sister here, then I-I'll be able to take care 10 00:00:22,590 --> 00:00:24,460 of her. LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: I know, straight out 11 00:00:24,461 --> 00:00:26,858 of a telenovela, right? 12 00:00:26,860 --> 00:00:29,260 Well, imagine this: Jane's father was a telenovela star. 13 00:00:29,263 --> 00:00:30,996 Oh, and Jane's mother, Xo, well, 14 00:00:30,997 --> 00:00:32,727 she found herself pregnant with his rival's baby. 15 00:00:32,733 --> 00:00:34,573 XIOMARA: I didn't want to have a baby with you 16 00:00:34,574 --> 00:00:37,398 who I love so much. I'm not having a baby with Esteban. 17 00:00:37,405 --> 00:00:39,505 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: There! You're all caught up. 18 00:00:39,507 --> 00:00:41,267 So, let's do this, people! 19 00:00:45,813 --> 00:00:47,480 Okay. 20 00:00:47,481 --> 00:00:49,581 Have a good day first day back at work. 21 00:00:49,583 --> 00:00:51,783 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: When Jane Gloriana Villanueva 22 00:00:51,786 --> 00:00:54,746 was 25 years, six months, and 14 days old... 23 00:00:54,755 --> 00:00:56,385 Thank you. 24 00:00:56,390 --> 00:00:58,220 It's gonna be okay, I promise. 25 00:00:58,225 --> 00:00:59,625 Mm-hmm. 26 00:01:07,735 --> 00:01:09,595 (gunshots) 27 00:01:09,603 --> 00:01:11,603 Michael? 28 00:01:11,605 --> 00:01:13,105 Michael! 29 00:01:13,107 --> 00:01:15,367 No, no! Michael! 30 00:01:15,376 --> 00:01:17,576 (gasps) 31 00:01:17,578 --> 00:01:21,108 ...she had the worst nightmare ever... 32 00:01:21,115 --> 00:01:23,315 Are you okay? 33 00:01:23,317 --> 00:01:26,386 Yeah. I'm fine. 34 00:01:26,387 --> 00:01:28,847 ...based on her worst nightmare ever. 35 00:01:28,856 --> 00:01:31,456 We're gonna put this behind us, okay? 36 00:01:31,459 --> 00:01:33,589 Just takes time. 37 00:01:33,594 --> 00:01:36,304 And Jane really hoped that was true. 38 00:01:42,603 --> 00:01:44,603 Okay, here we go. 39 00:01:44,605 --> 00:01:46,505 Have a good first day. 40 00:01:46,507 --> 00:01:48,167 You sure you're okay? 41 00:01:48,175 --> 00:01:49,605 A little nervous... 42 00:01:49,610 --> 00:01:50,740 Okay, very nervous. 43 00:01:50,744 --> 00:01:52,544 But... I can do this. 44 00:01:54,648 --> 00:01:55,648 I love you. 45 00:01:55,649 --> 00:01:56,749 I love you, too. 46 00:01:56,750 --> 00:01:58,450 Okay, now go before I'm not okay! 47 00:01:58,452 --> 00:01:59,722 Okay. 48 00:02:03,491 --> 00:02:05,658 (gunshots) 49 00:02:05,659 --> 00:02:07,559 Michael! 50 00:02:07,561 --> 00:02:10,431 (gasps) 51 00:02:16,670 --> 00:02:20,570 But so far, not so much. 52 00:02:20,574 --> 00:02:22,509 NURSE: Just keep in mind, 53 00:02:22,510 --> 00:02:24,410 recovery is not a straight line. 54 00:02:24,411 --> 00:02:27,511 And going home, there's going to be an adjustment period. 55 00:02:27,515 --> 00:02:29,715 Well, it's an adjustment I'm looking forward to. 56 00:02:29,717 --> 00:02:31,577 Me, too. 57 00:02:31,585 --> 00:02:32,915 No. 58 00:02:32,920 --> 00:02:34,550 I said no more crackers... I said no. 59 00:02:34,555 --> 00:02:37,455 There we are. Do you think that we can go over 60 00:02:37,458 --> 00:02:39,528 that new stretch one more time? It's the only one that I'm not sure of. 61 00:02:39,529 --> 00:02:41,287 Yeah, no problem. Um... 62 00:02:42,596 --> 00:02:44,256 Just start with him 63 00:02:44,265 --> 00:02:45,875 on his back... (Mateo cries) 64 00:02:45,882 --> 00:02:47,502 with a rolled towel under his neck for support. 65 00:02:48,369 --> 00:02:49,869 (crying intensifies) 66 00:02:49,870 --> 00:02:51,437 Just ignore him. 67 00:02:51,438 --> 00:02:53,538 Any attention rewards bad behavior. 68 00:02:53,541 --> 00:02:55,441 Okay, so, rolled towel. Right, 69 00:02:55,442 --> 00:02:57,582 (loud wailing) then he's gonna want to reach his right arm 70 00:02:57,583 --> 00:03:00,478 to his right toe, while keeping his core... Mateo! Shh! 71 00:03:00,481 --> 00:03:03,281 (screaming continues) 72 00:03:03,284 --> 00:03:04,224 Forget it. 73 00:03:04,919 --> 00:03:06,649 (Mateo quiets) 74 00:03:06,654 --> 00:03:07,687 Sorry. 75 00:03:07,688 --> 00:03:09,618 One more time, from the top. 76 00:03:09,623 --> 00:03:10,693 You're gonna have help at home, right? 77 00:03:10,694 --> 00:03:12,221 Oh, yeah, yeah, my-my grandma's 78 00:03:12,226 --> 00:03:13,456 a home health care worker. 79 00:03:15,629 --> 00:03:18,198 NARRATOR: Oh... so, that's what all those smocks were about. 80 00:03:18,199 --> 00:03:19,869 We will be staying with her and my mom 81 00:03:19,870 --> 00:03:21,667 for the first few weeks. 82 00:03:21,669 --> 00:03:23,399 Every newlywed's dream. 83 00:03:23,404 --> 00:03:24,944 For the record, all I need 84 00:03:24,945 --> 00:03:27,407 to feel like a newlywed is my sexy, 85 00:03:27,408 --> 00:03:29,268 sexy nurse. 86 00:03:29,843 --> 00:03:33,646 (heart monitor beeps increase) 87 00:03:33,647 --> 00:03:34,847 Whoa-ho! Hey, hey, hey, 88 00:03:34,848 --> 00:03:36,548 hey, hey. Hate to break 89 00:03:36,550 --> 00:03:37,650 the honeymoon up, but you're gonna need 90 00:03:37,651 --> 00:03:38,721 to keep that heart rate down 91 00:03:38,722 --> 00:03:40,289 for the next six weeks, remember? 92 00:03:41,655 --> 00:03:43,215 So, no sex? 93 00:03:43,224 --> 00:03:44,964 You can hardly move. She can. 94 00:03:46,660 --> 00:03:48,630 Be that as it may, for the next six weeks, 95 00:03:48,631 --> 00:03:49,699 it's hands... 96 00:03:50,898 --> 00:03:52,828 and everything else off. 97 00:03:55,736 --> 00:03:57,796 (bell clanging) 98 00:04:00,541 --> 00:04:01,941 Hi, Dad, bye, Dad. Mwah. 99 00:04:01,942 --> 00:04:03,810 Okay, so I'm going to go to the pharmacy 100 00:04:03,811 --> 00:04:05,879 and get your prescription filled, then I'm going to go 101 00:04:05,880 --> 00:04:07,509 to the house, make sure everything's ready, 102 00:04:07,514 --> 00:04:09,414 then I'll come back in about three hours 103 00:04:09,416 --> 00:04:10,516 to take you home... sound good? 104 00:04:10,517 --> 00:04:12,447 Mm-hmm. ROGELIO: No! 105 00:04:12,453 --> 00:04:16,522 Esteban is featured in this American magazine. 106 00:04:16,523 --> 00:04:18,923 I'll leave you two to discuss. 107 00:04:18,926 --> 00:04:20,926 He's in the "What's in My Bag" section. 108 00:04:20,928 --> 00:04:23,696 He's their first "What's in My Murse." 109 00:04:23,697 --> 00:04:24,957 My what? Murse. 110 00:04:25,799 --> 00:04:26,769 Male purse. 111 00:04:26,770 --> 00:04:28,367 That was my idea. 112 00:04:33,641 --> 00:04:34,771 He's not even original. 113 00:04:34,775 --> 00:04:36,805 Ashley Tisdale did vegan smoothie 114 00:04:36,810 --> 00:04:40,280 in a Mason jar in her bag months ago. 115 00:04:40,914 --> 00:04:42,954 I can't believe this... right after 116 00:04:42,955 --> 00:04:45,018 that stupid PSA went viral. 117 00:04:45,019 --> 00:04:48,649 Ah, yes, you'll recall Regelio was recently arrested. 118 00:04:48,656 --> 00:04:51,786 Urine swapping is no joke; it's a federal crime. 119 00:04:51,792 --> 00:04:57,862 Make no mistake: if you swap, urine big trouble. 120 00:04:57,865 --> 00:05:00,795 You mean the PP-SA? It's not funny! 121 00:05:00,801 --> 00:05:04,070 I'm-I'm sorry, I'm sorry. My reputation took a hit. 122 00:05:04,071 --> 00:05:06,641 And now Esteban is featured in this magazine. 123 00:05:06,642 --> 00:05:08,410 Do you know what that means? 124 00:05:08,411 --> 00:05:12,939 He's on his way to becoming... a crossover star. 125 00:05:12,946 --> 00:05:15,076 I know you can't understand, 126 00:05:15,082 --> 00:05:17,652 but this feels like a shot to the heart. 127 00:05:23,891 --> 00:05:25,091 MICHAEL: No, no, no. 128 00:05:25,092 --> 00:05:26,732 No need to yell at anybody. 129 00:05:26,733 --> 00:05:27,927 Look, I get it. 130 00:05:27,928 --> 00:05:29,728 You took a hit. 131 00:05:29,730 --> 00:05:31,430 Just like... 132 00:05:31,432 --> 00:05:33,332 I took a hit. 133 00:05:33,334 --> 00:05:34,734 But if I can recover from a gunshot, 134 00:05:34,735 --> 00:05:38,565 you can recover from this. 135 00:05:38,572 --> 00:05:39,972 You are right. 136 00:05:42,876 --> 00:05:44,676 I'm coming for you... 137 00:05:44,678 --> 00:05:48,348 and your murse. 138 00:05:48,349 --> 00:05:49,679 Ew. 139 00:05:49,683 --> 00:05:51,718 Is he still sending you X-rated Snapchats? 140 00:05:51,719 --> 00:05:52,719 I had to delete the app. 141 00:05:56,857 --> 00:05:58,517 (yawns loudly) 142 00:05:58,525 --> 00:05:59,115 I mean it, hon. 143 00:05:59,126 --> 00:06:00,606 You look exhausted. 144 00:06:00,610 --> 00:06:02,090 Again, thanks. I'm just saying 145 00:06:02,096 --> 00:06:05,526 if you're still having nightmares every night, 146 00:06:05,532 --> 00:06:07,632 talk to Michael, see if he'd consider 147 00:06:07,634 --> 00:06:09,634 not going back to the force. 148 00:06:09,636 --> 00:06:10,766 I don't want to. 149 00:06:10,771 --> 00:06:13,071 Work's not even on his radar yet. 150 00:06:14,842 --> 00:06:16,842 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Ah, yes, the Villanueva house, 151 00:06:16,844 --> 00:06:19,712 you'll recall, had flooded, 152 00:06:19,713 --> 00:06:21,913 resulting in a little remodeling, resulting in... 153 00:06:21,915 --> 00:06:24,975 Ta-da! 154 00:06:24,985 --> 00:06:27,015 ...that. 155 00:06:27,020 --> 00:06:29,720 Ugh, I told you it was ugly 156 00:06:29,723 --> 00:06:31,993 and it looks even worse in person. 157 00:06:34,962 --> 00:06:36,962 Oh, you do not, you're just stubborn. 158 00:06:36,964 --> 00:06:38,464 Jane. Mm? 159 00:06:38,465 --> 00:06:39,925 It's awful, right? 160 00:06:39,933 --> 00:06:42,033 It's, uh... 161 00:06:43,670 --> 00:06:46,000 It-it-it's, uh, def-definitely bold... 162 00:06:46,006 --> 00:06:48,766 and, but on the whole, eh? 163 00:06:54,748 --> 00:06:56,578 Oh, um... 164 00:06:56,583 --> 00:06:58,421 Remember when I had the stomach flu a few weeks ago? 165 00:06:58,422 --> 00:07:00,489 To clarify, Xo didn't have a stomach flu a few weeks ago. 166 00:07:00,490 --> 00:07:02,787 She had a medication abortion, 167 00:07:02,790 --> 00:07:05,590 which caused cramps, which she told her mother 168 00:07:05,592 --> 00:07:08,432 was a stomach flu. Oh, yeah, didn't I tell you I went to the doctor? 169 00:07:08,433 --> 00:07:09,659 No. 170 00:07:09,663 --> 00:07:11,903 Whoa, wallpaper. 171 00:07:13,734 --> 00:07:14,974 Yes. Done. Used to it. 172 00:07:17,204 --> 00:07:18,871 Any tantrums today? 173 00:07:18,872 --> 00:07:20,740 So many tantrums today. 174 00:07:20,741 --> 00:07:22,441 I, uh... It's my fault. 175 00:07:22,443 --> 00:07:24,481 I know I'm supposed to ignore him, but... 176 00:07:24,482 --> 00:07:27,048 he just throws down at the worst times. 177 00:07:27,049 --> 00:07:28,847 I know. He does it to me, too, 178 00:07:28,849 --> 00:07:30,749 but listen, I called the pediatrician. 179 00:07:30,751 --> 00:07:32,618 You did? 180 00:07:32,619 --> 00:07:35,119 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Weird. They usually discuss calls first. 181 00:07:35,122 --> 00:07:37,122 She said it could be because his routine is off. 182 00:07:37,124 --> 00:07:39,224 And we have been trading days like crazy. 183 00:07:39,226 --> 00:07:41,926 I know, I know. No, it's me, too. 184 00:07:41,929 --> 00:07:44,009 I've been all over the place with the schedule. 185 00:07:44,013 --> 00:07:46,103 But she suggested that we get him back into a routine. 186 00:07:46,104 --> 00:07:48,099 Done. Up at 7:00. 187 00:07:48,101 --> 00:07:49,801 Nap time at 1:00, bedtime at 8:00. 188 00:07:49,803 --> 00:07:51,703 Perfect. And I'll start taking him 189 00:07:51,705 --> 00:07:53,135 to the Parent and Me again at the preschool. 190 00:07:53,140 --> 00:07:55,710 Great. Let's just make sure we still love it. 191 00:07:55,711 --> 00:07:56,939 Why wouldn't we? 192 00:07:56,944 --> 00:07:58,944 I just want to make sure. 193 00:07:58,946 --> 00:08:02,806 I'm gonna text Petra, tell her to cover my meetings. 194 00:08:02,816 --> 00:08:04,616 As a reminder, friends, 195 00:08:04,618 --> 00:08:06,788 Petra couldn't cover any meetings since she'd been... 196 00:08:06,789 --> 00:08:08,847 ANEZKA: Don't tell me to calm down, Mother. 197 00:08:08,856 --> 00:08:11,016 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: This is who would cover the meetings. 198 00:08:11,024 --> 00:08:13,793 I just got text from Rafael, saying I'm supposed to go 199 00:08:13,794 --> 00:08:17,497 to Miami-Dade County Permitting and Inspection Center. 200 00:08:17,498 --> 00:08:19,928 Okay, so you go to the meeting, 201 00:08:19,933 --> 00:08:21,733 and if you do not have the answer, 202 00:08:21,735 --> 00:08:24,035 you just act above everybody else, okay? 203 00:08:24,037 --> 00:08:25,067 Now think. 204 00:08:25,072 --> 00:08:28,672 What would real Petra do? 205 00:08:28,675 --> 00:08:31,205 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Oh. 206 00:08:31,211 --> 00:08:32,511 ANEZKA: No, no. 207 00:08:32,513 --> 00:08:33,746 I'm done. What? 208 00:08:33,747 --> 00:08:35,207 Two weeks. 209 00:08:35,214 --> 00:08:36,682 Once I got something to blackmail him with, 210 00:08:36,683 --> 00:08:38,150 I was supposed to get his money and leave town. 211 00:08:38,151 --> 00:08:39,781 I was only supposed to be here for two more weeks. 212 00:08:39,786 --> 00:08:40,986 How was I supposed to know 213 00:08:40,988 --> 00:08:42,688 he would turn himself in 214 00:08:42,689 --> 00:08:44,189 for that insider training crap? 215 00:08:44,191 --> 00:08:46,861 I can't do this anymore, Mother. 216 00:08:52,533 --> 00:08:54,233 You are not selling couches! Please stop 217 00:08:54,234 --> 00:08:56,744 screaming at me; this is very stressful situation. 218 00:08:56,745 --> 00:08:59,197 I am sorry, Anezka. 219 00:08:59,206 --> 00:09:01,636 But you can do this. 220 00:09:01,642 --> 00:09:03,812 You just have to find something else to blackmail him with. 221 00:09:03,813 --> 00:09:05,640 Okay? 222 00:09:05,646 --> 00:09:08,706 JANE: Okay. Let me just call Michael. 223 00:09:10,617 --> 00:09:12,617 So do you think she bought it... 224 00:09:12,619 --> 00:09:14,019 about the medical bill? Yes, totally. 225 00:09:14,021 --> 00:09:15,191 'Cause I'm not sure. Uh, hey, babe. 226 00:09:15,192 --> 00:09:16,858 Yeah, I'm leaving the house now. 227 00:09:16,859 --> 00:09:19,617 Hey, uh, I was just about to call you, actually. 228 00:09:19,626 --> 00:09:21,326 Can you give me another half hour? 229 00:09:21,328 --> 00:09:22,988 Detective Olivia just got here, 230 00:09:22,996 --> 00:09:24,996 and we're going over some case stuff. 231 00:09:24,998 --> 00:09:28,628 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Huh. Guess work is on his radar after all. 232 00:09:28,635 --> 00:09:31,635 Of course, no problem. See you soon. 233 00:09:31,638 --> 00:09:34,268 He's with his new boss going over case stuff. 234 00:09:34,274 --> 00:09:36,142 Hmm. It's fine. 235 00:09:36,143 --> 00:09:37,643 It-it doesn't necessarily mean he's thinking 236 00:09:37,644 --> 00:09:39,644 about going back to work soon. 237 00:09:39,646 --> 00:09:41,646 MICHAEL: Of course I'm thinking about going back to work soon. 238 00:09:41,648 --> 00:09:44,048 I mean, you know, not now-- I'm still six weeks away 239 00:09:44,051 --> 00:09:46,651 from my physical, but when I start, 240 00:09:46,653 --> 00:09:47,753 I want to hit the ground running. 241 00:09:49,289 --> 00:09:50,589 What's wrong? 242 00:09:51,658 --> 00:09:53,358 Nothing. 243 00:09:53,360 --> 00:09:55,060 Um, so... 244 00:09:55,062 --> 00:09:56,662 Just so you know, 245 00:09:56,663 --> 00:09:59,363 when we get home, there is some major wallpaper drama. 246 00:09:59,366 --> 00:10:00,926 I got it. What-what's wrong? 247 00:10:02,302 --> 00:10:04,702 I'm just, uh... 248 00:10:04,705 --> 00:10:06,905 I'm thrown that you're thinking about working. 249 00:10:06,907 --> 00:10:08,107 It's six weeks away. 250 00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:09,668 At all, I mean. 251 00:10:09,676 --> 00:10:10,876 Oh. 252 00:10:10,877 --> 00:10:13,077 I'm sorry. I-I-I'm just terrified. 253 00:10:13,080 --> 00:10:14,680 Mateo was kidnapped, you were shot 254 00:10:14,681 --> 00:10:16,681 and the woman who did it is still out there. 255 00:10:16,683 --> 00:10:18,083 Exactly. And I want to put her behind bars. 256 00:10:18,085 --> 00:10:20,685 Yeah, but why you? 257 00:10:20,687 --> 00:10:22,687 Can't it be anybody else? 258 00:10:22,689 --> 00:10:24,189 No one knows the case better than me. 259 00:10:24,191 --> 00:10:25,821 Your own partner shot you. 260 00:10:27,361 --> 00:10:28,391 I'm sorry. 261 00:10:28,395 --> 00:10:30,055 That came out wrong. 262 00:10:30,063 --> 00:10:31,203 It's jus that she targeted us twice. 263 00:10:31,204 --> 00:10:32,698 A-and I would never ask you 264 00:10:32,699 --> 00:10:34,767 except that you had offered to quit once before. 265 00:10:34,768 --> 00:10:36,368 That's different. I was afraid I was going to lose you. 266 00:10:36,370 --> 00:10:37,700 Are you saying I'm gonna lose you? 267 00:10:37,704 --> 00:10:39,704 No, of course not. We're married. 268 00:10:39,706 --> 00:10:41,206 Exactly. And you married a cop. 269 00:10:41,208 --> 00:10:43,068 Okay, it's time to get our newlyweds home. 270 00:10:43,076 --> 00:10:44,376 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: On the bright side, 271 00:10:44,378 --> 00:10:45,778 at least no one's thinking about having sex. 272 00:10:54,721 --> 00:10:56,861 Nighty-night, you two. 273 00:10:59,292 --> 00:11:01,927 Living the dream. 274 00:11:01,928 --> 00:11:03,858 Hey, hey. 275 00:11:03,864 --> 00:11:06,899 Come here, come here. 276 00:11:06,900 --> 00:11:08,200 (moans) 277 00:11:08,201 --> 00:11:10,736 This is exactly what I dreamed of. 278 00:11:10,737 --> 00:11:12,737 I'm sorry about before. 279 00:11:12,739 --> 00:11:15,009 I didn't mean to get defensive. No, no, no. 280 00:11:15,010 --> 00:11:16,168 I was just surprised. 281 00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:18,176 Well, look, I was thinking... 282 00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:22,048 Of course I'd quit if you couldn't live with it. 283 00:11:22,049 --> 00:11:23,419 I can't ask you to do that. 284 00:11:23,420 --> 00:11:27,717 But I would if it comes to that. 285 00:11:27,721 --> 00:11:31,157 But the truth is, it's still six weeks away. 286 00:11:31,158 --> 00:11:33,318 A lot can change in six weeks. 287 00:11:33,326 --> 00:11:35,726 You know, I mean, six weeks ago... 288 00:11:36,730 --> 00:11:38,030 ...I could barely sit up. 289 00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:39,861 And now I'm walking. 290 00:11:39,866 --> 00:11:44,036 Like Charlie Chaplin, but I'm walking. 291 00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:45,867 Recovery's a process. 292 00:11:45,872 --> 00:11:48,441 Okay, let's just both see how we feel with more time. 293 00:11:48,442 --> 00:11:50,011 JANE: I feel like a monster. 294 00:11:50,012 --> 00:11:52,080 I mean, Michael's the one who got shot, 295 00:11:52,081 --> 00:11:53,209 and he's comforting me? 296 00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:55,748 Hey. You had a trauma, too. 297 00:11:55,749 --> 00:11:57,079 Well, I have to get over it. 298 00:11:57,084 --> 00:11:58,484 I'm going to; I've done some research. 299 00:11:58,485 --> 00:12:00,245 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Obviously. And it says, 300 00:12:00,253 --> 00:12:03,092 that you have to face your fears, so I'll... 301 00:12:03,093 --> 00:12:05,360 walk the Marbella hallway, I guess. 302 00:12:05,361 --> 00:12:07,388 It's important to note, 303 00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:09,094 that she had not been able to do so since the shooting. 304 00:12:09,096 --> 00:12:11,156 And it says to try to get back into a routine, 305 00:12:11,164 --> 00:12:13,974 which, luckily, is exactly what I'm working on with Mateo, 306 00:12:13,975 --> 00:12:15,397 so that's that. 307 00:12:19,106 --> 00:12:21,806 And for the record, that was that. 308 00:12:21,808 --> 00:12:23,878 ¶ ¶ 309 00:12:27,114 --> 00:12:30,116 (yawning) 310 00:12:30,117 --> 00:12:31,517 (mimics airplane buzzing) 311 00:12:31,518 --> 00:12:33,118 (laughs) 312 00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:35,320 (sighs) 313 00:12:35,322 --> 00:12:37,890 ¶ ¶ 314 00:12:37,891 --> 00:12:39,121 Mmm. 315 00:12:39,126 --> 00:12:41,326 (sighs) 316 00:12:41,328 --> 00:12:43,528 ROGELIO: Can I just say, I hate montages? 317 00:12:43,530 --> 00:12:46,160 It's a cheap ploy. 318 00:12:46,166 --> 00:12:49,196 No. It's a useful way to convey the passage of time 319 00:12:49,202 --> 00:12:50,502 as you inspire Emma Lazarus 320 00:12:50,504 --> 00:12:52,404 to write her poem 321 00:12:52,405 --> 00:12:54,135 for the base of the Statue of Liberty. 322 00:12:54,141 --> 00:12:55,171 Who wants useful? 323 00:12:55,175 --> 00:12:56,905 I want inspired. 324 00:12:56,910 --> 00:12:58,510 I want transcendent. 325 00:12:58,512 --> 00:13:01,312 I want a vegan smoothie-- someone please. 326 00:13:01,314 --> 00:13:03,516 You. In a mason jar. 327 00:13:03,517 --> 00:13:05,977 Ay. Hey, Rogelio, what is going on 328 00:13:05,986 --> 00:13:08,216 with you today? You seem out of sorts. 329 00:13:08,221 --> 00:13:11,059 I'm sorry. I'm just waiting for a call from my agent. 330 00:13:11,060 --> 00:13:13,887 I heard there might be a three episode arc 331 00:13:13,894 --> 00:13:15,794 coming up on Hawaii Five-O. Mm. 332 00:13:15,796 --> 00:13:19,226 I'm looking to make the leap from, you know, telenovelas. 333 00:13:19,232 --> 00:13:20,399 Hmm. Good luck. 334 00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:23,500 Thank you. Fingers crossed. 335 00:13:23,503 --> 00:13:25,538 Back to the montage. 336 00:13:25,539 --> 00:13:27,809 ¶ ¶ 337 00:13:31,244 --> 00:13:32,814 Is cane-walking an Olympic sport? 338 00:13:32,815 --> 00:13:35,253 Because if it is, I'm signing you up, baby. 339 00:13:35,254 --> 00:13:38,078 USA! USA! Yeah. 340 00:13:38,084 --> 00:13:39,484 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Anyway, you get the idea. 341 00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:42,246 The routine part was going great. 342 00:13:42,255 --> 00:13:43,985 (elevator bell dings) 343 00:13:54,935 --> 00:13:57,365 (gasps) XIOMARA: You'll get there. 344 00:14:01,441 --> 00:14:03,911 Xiomara... 345 00:14:05,946 --> 00:14:07,446 Yes, I'm sure. 346 00:14:10,917 --> 00:14:12,117 XIOMARA: She knows. 347 00:14:12,118 --> 00:14:14,018 I'm telling you this happened 348 00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:15,550 when she first found out I was having sex. 349 00:14:15,555 --> 00:14:17,915 She dropped hints and tortured me 350 00:14:17,924 --> 00:14:20,362 until I finally couldn't take it anymore and confessed. 351 00:14:20,363 --> 00:14:21,529 Okay, calm down, Cersei. 352 00:14:21,530 --> 00:14:23,358 Abuela always asks you to go to church. 353 00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:24,563 Twice in one day? 354 00:14:24,564 --> 00:14:26,434 MICHAEL: Plus, there was the tampon thing. 355 00:14:28,568 --> 00:14:31,237 Exactly. Don't forget about the tampon thing. 356 00:14:31,238 --> 00:14:33,268 She has asked you if you'd needed tampons before. 357 00:14:33,273 --> 00:14:35,073 You didn't tell me that. It wasn't important 358 00:14:35,075 --> 00:14:36,365 because it was the way she said it. 359 00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:37,406 It is important. 360 00:14:37,410 --> 00:14:39,240 We need to be methodical about this. 361 00:14:39,246 --> 00:14:40,606 Tampons go into the unknown column. 362 00:14:40,614 --> 00:14:42,154 No jumping to conclusions. 363 00:14:42,155 --> 00:14:43,648 We need facts. Yes. 364 00:14:43,650 --> 00:14:45,419 Good. We need your detective skills. 365 00:14:45,420 --> 00:14:47,618 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Ooh, touchy subject. 366 00:14:47,621 --> 00:14:48,989 What would you do if Alba was a perp? 367 00:14:48,990 --> 00:14:50,149 I'd probably drop the word "abortion." 368 00:14:50,156 --> 00:14:51,286 See how she reacts. 369 00:14:51,291 --> 00:14:52,421 No way. She'll know. 370 00:14:52,425 --> 00:14:53,585 Abort. 371 00:14:53,593 --> 00:14:56,161 Good thinking. I'll drop "abort." 372 00:14:56,162 --> 00:14:58,262 Okay. I got to get Mateo up from his nap, 373 00:14:58,265 --> 00:14:59,655 so we are not late for his class. 374 00:14:59,666 --> 00:15:02,396 Hopefully, Rafael still likes the preschool. 375 00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:04,372 Uh, he will. He's just pushing back a little 376 00:15:04,373 --> 00:15:06,909 because, you know, he's still in love with you. (chuckles) 377 00:15:06,910 --> 00:15:08,467 And you're married to someone else. 378 00:15:08,475 --> 00:15:10,675 That's ridiculous. He's not still in love with me. 379 00:15:10,677 --> 00:15:12,137 He definitely is. 380 00:15:12,145 --> 00:15:13,905 I'm leaving for Mateo's class. 381 00:15:16,483 --> 00:15:18,383 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Ah, yes, Mateo's class, 382 00:15:18,385 --> 00:15:20,145 which meant Rafael was out, 383 00:15:20,153 --> 00:15:22,493 which meant Anezka had exactly two hours. 384 00:15:22,494 --> 00:15:24,559 (door opens) 385 00:15:26,559 --> 00:15:29,159 Ms. Solano? 386 00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:37,569 What are you doing here? Mr. Solano wanted me to drop something off in his office. 387 00:15:37,570 --> 00:15:40,170 He said there wouldn't be anybody here, 388 00:15:40,173 --> 00:15:42,408 so, what are you doing here? 389 00:15:42,409 --> 00:15:46,509 Well... after the whole insider trading scandal, 390 00:15:46,513 --> 00:15:48,582 I don't trust Rafael with the finances anymore. 391 00:15:48,583 --> 00:15:50,111 Wanted to take a look for myself. 392 00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:52,216 I'll have to ask Mr. Solano about that. 393 00:15:52,218 --> 00:15:53,686 No! 394 00:15:53,687 --> 00:15:56,447 Easy there, Anezka. Remember... 395 00:15:59,693 --> 00:16:04,663 No, I... I don't think that will be necessary... Scott. 396 00:16:12,372 --> 00:16:13,602 (gasps) Oh. 397 00:16:13,606 --> 00:16:15,366 Ms. Solano? 398 00:16:15,375 --> 00:16:18,475 Mm. I think with what's about to happen, 399 00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:20,678 you can call me Petra. 400 00:16:22,282 --> 00:16:23,612 SCOTT (sighs): Oh! (sighs) 401 00:16:23,616 --> 00:16:25,276 Oh. 402 00:16:25,285 --> 00:16:27,385 I've always dreamed about having sex with you. 403 00:16:27,387 --> 00:16:29,617 That was better than my fantasies. 404 00:16:29,622 --> 00:16:31,522 (sniffs, sighs) 405 00:16:31,524 --> 00:16:33,624 And there were... a lot of 'em. 406 00:16:33,626 --> 00:16:35,286 (laughs) (sighs) 407 00:16:35,295 --> 00:16:37,695 Oh, that was the best sex of my life. 408 00:16:59,652 --> 00:17:01,687 (phone rings, playing tune) 409 00:17:01,688 --> 00:17:03,288 Whose is that?! 410 00:17:03,289 --> 00:17:07,126 Oh, it's mine! Everybody, shh! 411 00:17:07,127 --> 00:17:10,127 This could be about my big Hawaii Five-O arc! 412 00:17:10,130 --> 00:17:11,730 Shh! 413 00:17:11,731 --> 00:17:13,631 Hi there. 414 00:17:13,633 --> 00:17:15,171 ROGELIO: Can you believe it's me 415 00:17:15,172 --> 00:17:16,768 against Esteban for the part?! 416 00:17:16,770 --> 00:17:18,770 And they want me to audition! 417 00:17:18,772 --> 00:17:21,106 Is Esteban going to audition? 418 00:17:21,107 --> 00:17:23,737 Ah. Well... Then why won't you? 419 00:17:23,743 --> 00:17:25,260 Because I shouldn't have to! 420 00:17:25,261 --> 00:17:26,781 I've been in more hours of television, 421 00:17:26,782 --> 00:17:28,747 I've won more Palomas. 422 00:17:28,748 --> 00:17:30,818 Because you're the better actor, so go prove it. 423 00:17:30,819 --> 00:17:33,747 Well, it's not only that, no. 424 00:17:33,753 --> 00:17:36,422 My American accent might not actually be the greatest. 425 00:17:36,423 --> 00:17:37,790 Really?! 426 00:17:37,791 --> 00:17:39,758 Really. Try. 427 00:17:39,759 --> 00:17:45,197 (in a strange accent): I would prefer not to try. 428 00:17:45,198 --> 00:17:47,768 All right, come on, don't make a joke. 429 00:17:47,769 --> 00:17:49,627 That was my try. 430 00:17:49,636 --> 00:17:53,436 Okay, well, I'll help you with the accent. 431 00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:54,770 Really? 432 00:17:54,774 --> 00:17:56,774 Of course. I got the time. 433 00:17:56,776 --> 00:17:58,506 See you next time, Mateo. God bless. 434 00:17:59,779 --> 00:18:01,747 Okay. So that was fun, huh? 435 00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:03,708 Mateo still loves it. 436 00:18:03,716 --> 00:18:05,416 Yeah, and the group's fine. Mm. 437 00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:06,678 But here's the thing. 438 00:18:06,686 --> 00:18:08,846 I don't want to enroll him here for preschool. 439 00:18:08,855 --> 00:18:10,855 Why? We decided months ago. 440 00:18:10,857 --> 00:18:12,817 I know. Well, I changed my mind. 441 00:18:12,826 --> 00:18:15,126 It's a little too Jesusy for me. 442 00:18:15,128 --> 00:18:17,798 It is not Jesusy. 443 00:18:22,235 --> 00:18:24,865 It's a Catholic preschool. What do you expect? 444 00:18:24,871 --> 00:18:27,309 I wasn't really thinking. I just went along with it. 445 00:18:27,310 --> 00:18:28,837 But now, things are different. 446 00:18:28,842 --> 00:18:31,710 Why? What changed? 447 00:18:31,711 --> 00:18:34,880 At this moment, friends, she thought about her mom's words. 448 00:18:34,881 --> 00:18:37,751 Okay. Fine. I wasn't planning on making, like, 449 00:18:37,752 --> 00:18:42,150 a big declaration or anything, but the truth is... 450 00:18:42,155 --> 00:18:43,715 Maybe Rafael was still in love with her. 451 00:18:43,723 --> 00:18:45,791 ...I'm finally over you. 452 00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:47,392 Or maybe not. 453 00:18:47,393 --> 00:18:49,893 Oh. Well... 454 00:18:49,896 --> 00:18:51,726 c-congratulations. 455 00:18:51,731 --> 00:18:53,899 Thank you. 456 00:18:53,900 --> 00:18:55,730 Oh. It actually feels good. Really good. 457 00:18:55,735 --> 00:18:57,895 'Cause it took so long, you know? 458 00:18:57,904 --> 00:18:59,138 Yeah, totally. 459 00:18:59,139 --> 00:19:00,505 And that kind of changed things, 460 00:19:00,506 --> 00:19:01,866 because, the truth is, when I was in love with you, 461 00:19:01,875 --> 00:19:03,735 I just wanted to please you. 462 00:19:03,743 --> 00:19:06,243 I mean, I would wake up every morning and think, 463 00:19:06,246 --> 00:19:08,606 "What would Jane want? Like, what would make Jane happy? 464 00:19:08,615 --> 00:19:10,205 What would make Jane smile?" 465 00:19:10,216 --> 00:19:11,876 And now, I'm kind of like, 466 00:19:11,885 --> 00:19:13,245 "Oh, so what if Jane's upset?" 467 00:19:13,253 --> 00:19:14,586 I mean, no offense. 468 00:19:14,587 --> 00:19:17,687 No. No, no, none taken. 469 00:19:17,690 --> 00:19:20,259 Uh... so, what now? 470 00:19:20,260 --> 00:19:23,228 Now we'll start looking for new schools 471 00:19:23,229 --> 00:19:24,799 that speak to the both of us. 472 00:19:24,800 --> 00:19:27,227 Ah. 473 00:19:32,238 --> 00:19:34,838 (sighs) 474 00:19:39,479 --> 00:19:42,609 Now there is a wait-list for every Parent and Me 475 00:19:42,615 --> 00:19:44,475 that feed into a good preschool. 476 00:19:44,484 --> 00:19:46,554 I thought I had this settled. ALBA: Xiomara? 477 00:19:48,621 --> 00:19:49,688 Oh, right. 478 00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:52,658 Um, actually, I decided to... 479 00:19:52,659 --> 00:19:54,659 abort that plan 480 00:19:54,661 --> 00:19:56,731 and order Chinese food instead. 481 00:19:59,332 --> 00:20:01,472 Anyway, it'll be here soon. 482 00:20:06,906 --> 00:20:09,866 (phone buzzing) 483 00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:11,806 Hello. So do you think she knows? 484 00:20:11,811 --> 00:20:14,911 Oh, yes. Good. Uh, yeah, I was calling to see 485 00:20:14,914 --> 00:20:17,854 if you had any slots left in your Parent and Me? 486 00:20:17,855 --> 00:20:19,680 Oh, you're all filled up? 487 00:20:19,686 --> 00:20:21,286 Okay, thank you. 488 00:20:21,287 --> 00:20:23,717 So what do you think? Oh, Mom, please stop! 489 00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:26,363 If you want to know if Abuela knows, just ask her! 490 00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:28,727 (whispers): I'm sorry. 491 00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:30,758 It's nothing. 492 00:20:41,708 --> 00:20:43,668 I had an abortion, Mom. 493 00:20:43,676 --> 00:20:46,736 And I didn't know if you knew. 494 00:20:50,717 --> 00:20:53,647 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: I guess she didn't know. 495 00:20:53,653 --> 00:20:56,788 MAGDA: Okay, so you had another setback. 496 00:20:56,789 --> 00:20:57,689 Just stay calm. 497 00:20:57,690 --> 00:20:58,960 How? There is new security 498 00:20:58,961 --> 00:21:00,726 on his computer, Mother! 499 00:21:00,727 --> 00:21:03,757 Scott says it's on all hotel computers. Scott says... 500 00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:05,763 Who the hell is Scott? 501 00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:07,465 He... works at hotel, 502 00:21:07,467 --> 00:21:09,797 he wears these cute little vests. 503 00:21:09,802 --> 00:21:10,972 And he's really sweet actually. 504 00:21:10,973 --> 00:21:12,670 Ugh. 505 00:21:12,672 --> 00:21:14,042 Petra hated that loser! 506 00:21:15,041 --> 00:21:16,941 No boys, sweetheart. 507 00:21:16,943 --> 00:21:19,543 You need to stay focused. 508 00:21:19,545 --> 00:21:20,845 Remember old saying-- 509 00:21:20,847 --> 00:21:23,777 You chase two rabbits, you get neither. 510 00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:26,351 Now, listen, I want you 511 00:21:26,352 --> 00:21:29,422 to try his personal laptop. 512 00:21:30,990 --> 00:21:32,790 Okay, so my mom is going to pick you up for physical 513 00:21:32,792 --> 00:21:34,359 therapy and bring you back here. 514 00:21:34,360 --> 00:21:35,790 I should be home by lunch. Don't forget 515 00:21:35,795 --> 00:21:37,795 your medicine, and you still owe me 15 hamstring 516 00:21:37,797 --> 00:21:39,757 stretches from this morning. 517 00:21:39,766 --> 00:21:42,796 Got it. I love you, Mom. 518 00:21:42,802 --> 00:21:44,772 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Did he just call her...? 519 00:21:44,773 --> 00:21:47,806 Mama. My hot mama. 520 00:21:47,807 --> 00:21:50,876 Yeah, that's not making it better. 521 00:21:50,877 --> 00:21:53,307 Okay. I love you, too. 522 00:21:55,048 --> 00:21:56,848 Look, it's-it's really not that weird. 523 00:21:56,849 --> 00:21:58,879 I really don't want to discuss it. 524 00:21:58,885 --> 00:22:01,015 I'm just saying, okay? It's not a big deal. 525 00:22:01,020 --> 00:22:02,850 I know it's not a big deal. That's why I don't want 526 00:22:02,855 --> 00:22:04,785 to discuss it. Radio? (turns radio on) No, no. 527 00:22:04,791 --> 00:22:06,861 (turns radio off) Just, now that I am no longer in love with you, 528 00:22:06,862 --> 00:22:08,859 we've entered a new phase of our relationship. 529 00:22:08,861 --> 00:22:10,661 Okay, this is the friendship phase, 530 00:22:10,663 --> 00:22:13,963 which means that we can talk about this stuff. 531 00:22:13,966 --> 00:22:17,466 Okay, tonight... when you get home, 532 00:22:17,470 --> 00:22:21,970 forget about the pills and the exercises and the schedules, 533 00:22:21,974 --> 00:22:25,984 and just... you know. 534 00:22:28,514 --> 00:22:30,916 Yeah, I get it. 535 00:22:30,917 --> 00:22:32,677 And while that is sound advice, 536 00:22:32,685 --> 00:22:35,685 unfortunately, we can't do that at the moment. 537 00:22:35,688 --> 00:22:37,718 Because of his recovery. 538 00:22:37,724 --> 00:22:39,964 So, wait. You guys still haven't...? Mm. 539 00:22:39,965 --> 00:22:42,928 So you're a married virgin? 540 00:22:42,929 --> 00:22:44,929 I am, yes. 541 00:22:44,931 --> 00:22:46,931 A married virgin with a one-year old son. 542 00:22:46,933 --> 00:22:48,800 (laughs) 543 00:22:48,801 --> 00:22:51,101 I'm so sorry. I'm sorry. No, it's ridiculous, and so is 544 00:22:51,104 --> 00:22:52,644 discussing this with you! No, I told you. 545 00:22:52,645 --> 00:22:53,938 I'm over you. Yes. Yes, I know. 546 00:22:53,940 --> 00:22:55,407 I repulse you. No. Look... 547 00:22:55,408 --> 00:22:56,768 You don't have to keep saying it. 548 00:22:56,776 --> 00:22:58,806 I'm sorry. It was just a... 549 00:22:58,811 --> 00:23:01,611 It was a long recovery. 550 00:23:03,549 --> 00:23:06,979 So... what was the cure? 551 00:23:12,392 --> 00:23:13,962 So I had to get over it. 552 00:23:15,027 --> 00:23:18,627 Which is why we are here. 553 00:23:18,631 --> 00:23:21,031 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Ah, yes. At Wincroft. 554 00:23:21,033 --> 00:23:23,033 It's one of the most multicultural, multiethnic schools 555 00:23:23,035 --> 00:23:24,735 you'll find in all of Miami. 556 00:23:24,737 --> 00:23:26,937 It's definitely not economically diverse. 557 00:23:26,939 --> 00:23:29,508 Actually, a full 20% of the students are here 558 00:23:29,509 --> 00:23:31,439 on need-based scholarships. Now, here at Wincroft, 559 00:23:31,444 --> 00:23:33,444 all parents are also required to volunteer 560 00:23:33,446 --> 00:23:35,406 a certain number of hours a month at the school. 561 00:23:35,415 --> 00:23:37,075 Can we send our nannies? 562 00:23:37,083 --> 00:23:39,951 That's just one mom. 563 00:23:39,952 --> 00:23:42,490 And speaking of another tense Mommy and Me... 564 00:23:42,491 --> 00:23:44,418 How can you be so self-righteous about this? 565 00:23:44,424 --> 00:23:47,024 You told me to get an abortion when I was a teenager. 566 00:23:55,868 --> 00:23:57,068 Stop. 567 00:23:57,069 --> 00:23:59,069 I'm glad you told me that! 568 00:23:59,071 --> 00:24:01,871 It helped me choose to have Jane. 569 00:24:01,874 --> 00:24:03,844 And I have never regretted that, Mom. 570 00:24:03,845 --> 00:24:05,010 But at this stage 571 00:24:05,011 --> 00:24:06,611 in my life, I... 572 00:24:06,612 --> 00:24:09,982 don't want to be pregnant, and I don't want a baby. 573 00:24:14,587 --> 00:24:17,147 Miss, your kid just bit my son. Hmm? 574 00:24:17,156 --> 00:24:20,156 He did?! Oh, my God! 575 00:24:20,159 --> 00:24:22,759 Well, what... what happened? 576 00:24:22,762 --> 00:24:23,732 I didn't see. 577 00:24:23,733 --> 00:24:24,998 Wait, what? My son 578 00:24:24,999 --> 00:24:26,197 has bite marks on his arm. 579 00:24:26,199 --> 00:24:27,868 Well, Mateo's never bitten anyone. 580 00:24:27,869 --> 00:24:29,597 He was sitting right next to him. 581 00:24:29,602 --> 00:24:32,172 Well, Jack was also sitting next to him. Maybe he bit him. 582 00:24:32,173 --> 00:24:34,871 (chuckles) Jack and my son are best friends. 583 00:24:34,874 --> 00:24:36,174 They spend all of their time together, 584 00:24:36,175 --> 00:24:38,005 and Jack would never do that. 585 00:24:38,010 --> 00:24:40,946 Really? Maybe you should ask your nanny. 586 00:24:40,947 --> 00:24:43,177 I see where your son gets his personality. 587 00:24:43,182 --> 00:24:45,682 You know what, lady, bite me. 588 00:24:46,886 --> 00:24:48,186 RAFAEL: You sabotaged it. 589 00:24:48,187 --> 00:24:50,187 I didn't. You would've never done that 590 00:24:50,189 --> 00:24:52,189 at the Catholic school. I was just standing up for our son, okay? 591 00:24:52,191 --> 00:24:55,491 Mateo doesn't b... Ow! 592 00:24:57,964 --> 00:24:59,264 I'm so sorry. 593 00:25:05,071 --> 00:25:06,271 XIOMARA: Oh, yeah? Well, guess what, ALBA: Sí. 594 00:25:06,272 --> 00:25:07,972 I don't think I'm going to hell. 595 00:25:09,842 --> 00:25:10,942 Enough! Stop! 596 00:25:10,943 --> 00:25:12,281 I told her... No, no, stop! 597 00:25:12,282 --> 00:25:14,678 I don't care! No more fighting in front of Mateo. 598 00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:16,980 In addition to his tantrums, he is now biting people. 599 00:25:16,983 --> 00:25:20,183 And he is not an aggressive kid. So we are all 600 00:25:20,186 --> 00:25:23,516 gonna stay calm around him from now on, understand?! 601 00:25:24,290 --> 00:25:27,058 Starting now. 602 00:25:27,059 --> 00:25:28,789 Look, 603 00:25:28,794 --> 00:25:31,062 I know how upset you are 604 00:25:31,063 --> 00:25:33,031 about the choice I made, 605 00:25:33,032 --> 00:25:34,566 but I made it 606 00:25:34,567 --> 00:25:35,997 and it's done. 607 00:25:36,002 --> 00:25:39,042 So can't we put this behind us and move forward? 608 00:25:44,076 --> 00:25:45,806 (scoffs softly) 609 00:25:45,811 --> 00:25:48,811 I'm spending the night at Rogelio's. 610 00:25:48,814 --> 00:25:50,254 Abuela, just... 611 00:25:52,218 --> 00:25:53,818 (door opens) 612 00:25:53,819 --> 00:25:55,589 (door shuts) 613 00:25:55,613 --> 00:26:00,613 ReEncoded By Dr.XJ | PSA www.PSArips.com 614 00:26:06,799 --> 00:26:08,729 (sighs) 615 00:26:08,734 --> 00:26:10,604 (gulls crying) (tropical music playing) 616 00:26:10,605 --> 00:26:14,306 Um, so we didn't get to go to Puerto Rico 617 00:26:14,307 --> 00:26:15,807 for our honeymoon, 618 00:26:15,808 --> 00:26:17,808 so this is... Well, it's not that. 619 00:26:17,810 --> 00:26:19,978 But something else that Rogelio 620 00:26:19,979 --> 00:26:22,109 and his telenovela crew put together. 621 00:26:22,114 --> 00:26:23,814 And, yes, he did pay them. 622 00:26:23,816 --> 00:26:26,046 Michael... 623 00:26:27,987 --> 00:26:30,617 I'm sorry about the mom thing. 624 00:26:30,623 --> 00:26:32,623 (groans, chuckles) It's just... 625 00:26:32,625 --> 00:26:36,785 we haven't had many newlywed moments, you know? 626 00:26:36,796 --> 00:26:40,096 So, the plan was to sip margaritas 627 00:26:40,099 --> 00:26:43,599 Ooh. and listen to my kickass honeymoon playlist. 628 00:26:43,603 --> 00:26:44,936 But now I'm thinking 629 00:26:44,937 --> 00:26:47,297 the most romantic thing for you might be 630 00:26:47,306 --> 00:26:49,306 to listen to my playlist 631 00:26:49,308 --> 00:26:53,378 while doing some research on why kids bite. 632 00:26:53,379 --> 00:26:56,379 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: I'm not gonna lie, it was just the most romantic thing 633 00:26:56,382 --> 00:26:59,951 he could say. ROGELIO (American accent): Dude, I love the ocean at night. 634 00:26:59,952 --> 00:27:01,720 The waves are killer. 635 00:27:01,721 --> 00:27:04,621 And then she realizes I'm the killer. 636 00:27:04,624 --> 00:27:07,626 Well, your accent is getting so much better. 637 00:27:07,627 --> 00:27:08,927 Thanks, homegirl. 638 00:27:08,928 --> 00:27:11,028 I'm trying to stay in my American character. 639 00:27:11,030 --> 00:27:13,330 I'm going full Daniel Day-Lewis. 640 00:27:14,867 --> 00:27:17,027 Xo, what's bumming you out? 641 00:27:17,036 --> 00:27:19,396 (sighs) It's my mom. 642 00:27:19,405 --> 00:27:21,205 She's making me feel guilty. 643 00:27:21,207 --> 00:27:23,207 N-Not for the abortion. 644 00:27:23,209 --> 00:27:27,078 She's making me feel guilty about not feeling guilty. 645 00:27:27,079 --> 00:27:31,216 Well, get your mother out of your head. 646 00:27:31,217 --> 00:27:34,947 If you're sure about your choice, that's all that matters. 647 00:27:34,954 --> 00:27:37,088 Keep it real, brah. 648 00:27:37,089 --> 00:27:39,758 It's one of the things I admire most about you. 649 00:27:39,759 --> 00:27:40,659 Thanks. 650 00:27:40,660 --> 00:27:42,060 And could you maybe lose 651 00:27:42,061 --> 00:27:43,928 the American accent 652 00:27:43,929 --> 00:27:46,059 while you talk about authenticity? 653 00:27:46,065 --> 00:27:48,065 Yeah. 654 00:27:48,067 --> 00:27:50,827 So, why the sudden need to cross over to America? 655 00:27:50,836 --> 00:27:53,066 You're-you're at the top of the telenovela game. 656 00:27:53,072 --> 00:27:56,772 It's just that my telenovelas are the most popular in Mexico, 657 00:27:56,776 --> 00:27:59,076 where I'm like a Tom Cruise plus Justin Bieber 658 00:27:59,078 --> 00:28:01,746 plus Juanes all put together, no? 659 00:28:01,747 --> 00:28:04,716 But my home is not Mexico anymore. 660 00:28:04,717 --> 00:28:06,717 Because of Jane, Matelio, 661 00:28:06,719 --> 00:28:09,988 and, well, you, 662 00:28:09,989 --> 00:28:11,356 it's here. 663 00:28:11,357 --> 00:28:14,157 So now that I've crossed over to this family, 664 00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:17,230 I want to feel the amazing perks of fame in my new country. 665 00:28:17,231 --> 00:28:20,729 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And, friends, that was just about the most romantic thing 666 00:28:20,733 --> 00:28:21,933 he could say. 667 00:28:21,934 --> 00:28:25,070 What's it say? Well, general consensus says 668 00:28:25,071 --> 00:28:28,440 that kids bite because they are overwhelmed and uncertain 669 00:28:28,441 --> 00:28:31,011 and they don't have the words to express themselves. 670 00:28:31,012 --> 00:28:33,780 It's like this giant wave of tension that takes over 671 00:28:33,781 --> 00:28:36,779 and they can't stop it and they just... 672 00:28:36,782 --> 00:28:39,782 react without thinking. Mmm. 673 00:28:39,785 --> 00:28:42,185 Which is totally what I've been doing. 674 00:28:42,188 --> 00:28:43,418 What? 675 00:28:43,422 --> 00:28:47,192 Biting. W... Not actually biting. 676 00:28:47,193 --> 00:28:49,427 Just snapping at people. 677 00:28:49,428 --> 00:28:51,358 Like, a lot. 678 00:28:51,363 --> 00:28:52,963 My mom. 679 00:28:52,965 --> 00:28:54,355 The preschool lady. 680 00:28:54,366 --> 00:28:56,226 That guy at the gas station. 681 00:28:56,235 --> 00:28:58,195 Oh. What happened with the guy at the gas station? 682 00:28:58,204 --> 00:29:00,204 Let's just say that we both agreed that I should come back 683 00:29:00,206 --> 00:29:02,436 for an oil change another day. (chuckles) 684 00:29:02,441 --> 00:29:06,911 I think it's because I'm so uncertain. 685 00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:10,480 I need things settled. 686 00:29:10,483 --> 00:29:12,383 With me going back to work? 687 00:29:15,855 --> 00:29:18,285 (sighs) I know you're just offering not to 688 00:29:18,290 --> 00:29:19,457 to make me happy. 689 00:29:19,458 --> 00:29:21,388 That's true. (chuckles) 690 00:29:22,461 --> 00:29:25,196 But that's no small thing. 691 00:29:25,197 --> 00:29:28,997 Yeah. But your happiness is no small thing to me. 692 00:29:29,001 --> 00:29:31,371 You know? So it's a draw there. 693 00:29:32,371 --> 00:29:34,371 Look, it-it's your job. 694 00:29:34,373 --> 00:29:36,511 So if you're telling me that you love it 695 00:29:36,512 --> 00:29:39,778 and that you're not scared and you want to go back, 696 00:29:39,779 --> 00:29:41,146 then that's that. 697 00:29:41,147 --> 00:29:42,307 But you have to say it, 698 00:29:42,314 --> 00:29:45,084 so that I can flip the switch and move on. 699 00:29:46,819 --> 00:29:48,819 I love my job 700 00:29:48,821 --> 00:29:51,221 and I'm not scared 701 00:29:51,223 --> 00:29:53,223 and I want to go back. 702 00:29:53,225 --> 00:29:55,525 (clicks tongue, sighs) 703 00:29:55,528 --> 00:29:57,528 Okay. 704 00:29:57,530 --> 00:30:00,930 (sniffles) Great. So then you're going back. 705 00:30:00,933 --> 00:30:02,533 And you're wearing a bulletproof vest every day. 706 00:30:02,535 --> 00:30:04,165 (chuckles) I'm serious. 707 00:30:04,170 --> 00:30:06,570 Okay. And I'm dealing with it now. 708 00:30:06,572 --> 00:30:07,572 How, exactly? 709 00:30:07,573 --> 00:30:09,507 No, you don't have to worry. 710 00:30:09,508 --> 00:30:11,378 You know who said I don't have to worry? 711 00:30:11,379 --> 00:30:14,907 My mom, when my parents were getting divorced, okay? 712 00:30:14,914 --> 00:30:16,381 You're not my mom. 713 00:30:16,382 --> 00:30:18,917 You're my wife. 714 00:30:18,918 --> 00:30:21,186 Let me help you. 715 00:30:21,187 --> 00:30:24,347 (crying softly) 716 00:30:24,356 --> 00:30:26,556 I can't walk the halls. 717 00:30:26,559 --> 00:30:29,559 Where you were shot. 718 00:30:29,562 --> 00:30:33,431 I keep seeing you, lying there. 719 00:30:33,432 --> 00:30:35,432 We'll do it together, okay? 720 00:30:36,602 --> 00:30:39,571 God, this would be a great moment to have sex. 721 00:30:39,572 --> 00:30:43,412 I mean, at this point, it just seems like a big cosmic joke. 722 00:30:43,413 --> 00:30:45,609 (laughs) 723 00:30:51,283 --> 00:30:54,021 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: True to her word, on the day Jane flipped the switch 724 00:30:54,022 --> 00:30:55,519 and accepted that Michael was returning to work, 725 00:30:55,521 --> 00:30:59,190 she felt strangely... calm. 726 00:30:59,191 --> 00:31:01,191 Well, calmer. 727 00:31:01,193 --> 00:31:03,093 There was still the whole school debacle looming. 728 00:31:03,095 --> 00:31:04,955 WOMAN: And our motto here is, we don't care 729 00:31:04,964 --> 00:31:08,274 if our kids leave here knowing their letters or their numbers. 730 00:31:08,275 --> 00:31:11,497 We care if they can name their feelings. 731 00:31:11,503 --> 00:31:14,503 Yeah, there's no way he's going here. Not a chance. 732 00:31:14,506 --> 00:31:15,606 How soon can we leave? 733 00:31:15,608 --> 00:31:18,178 Ooh. I just got an e-mail from Wincroft. 734 00:31:18,179 --> 00:31:20,177 What? I wrote them last night. 735 00:31:20,179 --> 00:31:22,479 Apologized. Basically ate dirt. 736 00:31:22,481 --> 00:31:25,281 Some of my best writing. Can you put your phone away? 737 00:31:25,284 --> 00:31:27,051 Why? It's a no phone zone. 738 00:31:27,052 --> 00:31:28,990 There's also a sign that says you can eat your boogers. 739 00:31:28,991 --> 00:31:30,648 Who cares? We don't even like this school. 740 00:31:30,656 --> 00:31:32,986 Holy crap! I fixed it! They invited Mateo 741 00:31:32,992 --> 00:31:35,059 to join the Parent and Me. I'm gonna reply now 742 00:31:35,060 --> 00:31:37,490 before someone snags our spot. Jane, will you wait? Stop. Just stop. 743 00:31:37,496 --> 00:31:39,626 Why? 'Cause I don't like Wincroft anymore. 744 00:31:39,632 --> 00:31:41,632 What? But that was your choice. 745 00:31:41,634 --> 00:31:44,502 I know. It was. But yesterday afternoon 746 00:31:44,503 --> 00:31:46,303 I got a call asking for a large donation 747 00:31:46,305 --> 00:31:48,335 if I wanted to make the whole biting incident go away. 748 00:31:48,340 --> 00:31:50,070 What? So obviously it's just not for us. 749 00:31:50,075 --> 00:31:52,335 Oh, my God. You weren't gonna tell me. Admit it. Jane... 750 00:31:52,344 --> 00:31:54,344 I would've... No, you wouldn't have! And then you were just gonna 751 00:31:54,346 --> 00:31:56,246 make me feel like I ruined it for him! 752 00:31:56,248 --> 00:31:58,918 WOMAN: Oopsie. 753 00:31:59,652 --> 00:32:02,652 (chuckles) I am so sorry. 754 00:32:02,655 --> 00:32:05,655 W-We know we should not be fighting in front of the kids. Oh, no, 755 00:32:05,658 --> 00:32:07,618 it's perfectly okay to fight in front of the kids. 756 00:32:07,626 --> 00:32:10,126 The key is, you also have to make up in front of them. 757 00:32:10,129 --> 00:32:12,459 That's how we model behavior. So... 758 00:32:14,166 --> 00:32:17,166 Sorry, dude. Okay. We good? My bad. Okay. 759 00:32:17,169 --> 00:32:20,599 (laughs) That's not how we do it here. 760 00:32:20,606 --> 00:32:23,136 Should we take them to the Compassion Corner? 761 00:32:23,142 --> 00:32:26,212 CHILDREN: Yeah! 762 00:32:28,113 --> 00:32:32,951 Go ahead. Mateo's Mommy, you're upset because...? 763 00:32:32,952 --> 00:32:36,452 I'm upset because Mateo's Daddy 764 00:32:36,455 --> 00:32:38,585 didn't tell me something he should have. 765 00:32:38,590 --> 00:32:40,520 And I should've. And next time I will. 766 00:32:40,526 --> 00:32:42,956 Cool. Forgiven. Great. 767 00:32:42,962 --> 00:32:43,962 So, so, so, let's get 768 00:32:43,963 --> 00:32:46,030 under those big feelings. 769 00:32:46,031 --> 00:32:47,331 Why didn't you tell Mateo's mom 770 00:32:47,333 --> 00:32:48,603 the truth? 771 00:32:50,002 --> 00:32:51,536 Because... 772 00:32:51,537 --> 00:32:53,537 I made a decision. 773 00:32:53,539 --> 00:32:55,439 The first one in a while. 774 00:32:55,441 --> 00:32:57,341 And I didn't want to lose credibility. 775 00:32:57,343 --> 00:32:59,183 I felt it was important not to. 776 00:32:59,184 --> 00:33:01,378 And Mateo's Mommy gets that. 777 00:33:01,380 --> 00:33:03,147 But it's also not fair. 778 00:33:03,148 --> 00:33:04,548 I know it's not. 779 00:33:04,550 --> 00:33:06,019 But it's also a new dynamic, 780 00:33:06,020 --> 00:33:07,418 and I want it to work. 781 00:33:07,419 --> 00:33:09,049 And it will. 782 00:33:09,054 --> 00:33:11,054 As long as you don't automatically turn 783 00:33:11,056 --> 00:33:12,356 against something because I want it. 784 00:33:12,358 --> 00:33:14,058 I just want to have a voice. 785 00:33:14,059 --> 00:33:16,129 And you have such a big family, you know? 786 00:33:16,130 --> 00:33:17,258 It's only me. 787 00:33:17,262 --> 00:33:19,262 Us. 788 00:33:19,264 --> 00:33:21,334 We're a family, too. 789 00:33:22,568 --> 00:33:24,568 But I get it. 790 00:33:24,570 --> 00:33:27,070 And I'm all for the new dynamic. I mean, 791 00:33:27,072 --> 00:33:28,772 I don't have to talk about my sex life with you again... 792 00:33:28,774 --> 00:33:30,074 Oh, nice job, 793 00:33:30,075 --> 00:33:32,075 Mommy and Daddy! 794 00:33:32,077 --> 00:33:35,307 ¶ We're better together, together we're better ¶ 795 00:33:35,314 --> 00:33:38,084 ¶ Take his ideas and her ideas and my ideas ¶ 796 00:33:38,085 --> 00:33:40,118 ¶ And your ideas... ¶ 797 00:33:40,119 --> 00:33:42,787 Hey, uh, before we go, quick question. 798 00:33:42,788 --> 00:33:45,256 How do you deal with biting? 799 00:33:45,257 --> 00:33:46,587 It's just a phase. 800 00:33:46,592 --> 00:33:48,292 And not your fault. 801 00:33:48,293 --> 00:33:51,133 But next time it happens, don't give him attention. 802 00:33:51,134 --> 00:33:53,060 Instead, comfort the victim. 803 00:33:53,065 --> 00:33:55,065 (chuckles) 804 00:33:55,801 --> 00:33:57,101 Hmm. 805 00:33:57,102 --> 00:33:59,102 We found a preschool! 806 00:33:59,104 --> 00:34:00,344 It's actually such a weird place. 807 00:34:00,345 --> 00:34:03,608 Totally hippy-dippy, but we ended up loving it. 808 00:34:03,609 --> 00:34:07,179 Oh... go say hi to Michael, sweetie. Go on. 809 00:34:08,213 --> 00:34:09,713 Where's Mom? 810 00:34:13,052 --> 00:34:15,221 Come on, Abuela, don't be so stubborn. 811 00:34:15,222 --> 00:34:18,259 If there's one thing that I learned at Mateo's new school, 812 00:34:18,260 --> 00:34:21,187 it's that we should respect each other's differences. 813 00:34:21,193 --> 00:34:24,193 And agreeing to disagree is okay, too. 814 00:34:24,196 --> 00:34:26,556 Look. It's right here in this pamphlet. 815 00:34:26,565 --> 00:34:29,065 I'm telling you, it's a great school. 816 00:34:29,068 --> 00:34:30,128 MICHAEL: Ow! 817 00:34:31,403 --> 00:34:32,770 He bit me. 818 00:34:32,771 --> 00:34:34,501 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Quick! Comfort the victim. 819 00:34:34,506 --> 00:34:36,266 Oh. Wow, Michael. 820 00:34:36,275 --> 00:34:39,205 Are you okay? 821 00:34:39,211 --> 00:34:41,211 I'm supposed to comfort the victim. 822 00:34:41,213 --> 00:34:43,213 I'm so sorry that happened. 823 00:34:43,215 --> 00:34:45,215 That was really terrible, 824 00:34:45,217 --> 00:34:47,277 and you don't deserve that. 825 00:34:49,221 --> 00:34:50,788 ¶ ¶ 826 00:34:50,789 --> 00:34:52,219 Michael... 827 00:34:52,224 --> 00:34:54,594 are you okay? 828 00:34:55,794 --> 00:34:57,228 (sobs) 829 00:34:57,229 --> 00:34:59,229 (quietly): I'm sorry. 830 00:34:59,231 --> 00:35:01,231 What's going on? 831 00:35:01,233 --> 00:35:03,868 I don't know, I... (clears throat) 832 00:35:03,869 --> 00:35:07,269 I think I... I just suddenly realized that... 833 00:35:07,272 --> 00:35:09,172 (takes deep breath) 834 00:35:09,174 --> 00:35:10,674 ...that I almost died. 835 00:35:15,514 --> 00:35:16,854 I don't know why this is happening right now. 836 00:35:16,855 --> 00:35:18,349 I guess it has something 837 00:35:18,350 --> 00:35:20,720 to do with walking in the hallway earlier. 838 00:35:22,521 --> 00:35:24,321 The victim thing. 839 00:35:24,323 --> 00:35:26,457 ¶ ¶ 840 00:35:26,458 --> 00:35:27,788 I thought I was fine. 841 00:35:27,793 --> 00:35:29,260 You are fine. 842 00:35:29,261 --> 00:35:31,191 And we'll get through this. 843 00:35:31,196 --> 00:35:32,896 Really? Mm-hmm. 844 00:35:32,898 --> 00:35:34,628 'Cause right now would be a good time 845 00:35:34,633 --> 00:35:36,601 to convince me to get a new job. 846 00:35:36,602 --> 00:35:38,642 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And as tempting as that sounded, 847 00:35:38,643 --> 00:35:40,667 Jane said... Not a chance. 848 00:35:40,672 --> 00:35:44,472 You love your job, and you want to go back, remember? 849 00:35:46,411 --> 00:35:48,411 (knocking) 850 00:35:54,453 --> 00:35:56,453 I thought you were with the twins. 851 00:35:56,455 --> 00:35:58,515 They're down for the night. Chepa's with them. 852 00:35:59,324 --> 00:36:01,926 I wanted to talk to you. 853 00:36:01,927 --> 00:36:04,327 What's going on with you lately? 854 00:36:04,329 --> 00:36:06,359 You've been acting odd. 855 00:36:06,365 --> 00:36:07,455 No, I haven't. (chuckles softly) 856 00:36:08,834 --> 00:36:11,474 Yes, you have. 857 00:36:12,337 --> 00:36:14,337 Okay, see? Wh-What are you doing? 858 00:36:14,339 --> 00:36:16,407 What is this? And, friends, 859 00:36:16,408 --> 00:36:18,338 that's when Anezka remembered Magda's words-- 860 00:36:18,343 --> 00:36:21,612 chase two rabbits, you don't catch either. 861 00:36:21,613 --> 00:36:24,353 But then she remembered that one time... 862 00:36:24,354 --> 00:36:25,849 she did! 863 00:36:25,851 --> 00:36:28,421 ¶ ¶ 864 00:36:29,521 --> 00:36:31,921 Second door on the right. 865 00:36:31,924 --> 00:36:33,194 That's what's going on. 866 00:36:37,396 --> 00:36:40,526 SCOTT: Mr. Solano! Whoa! Scott? What are you...? 867 00:36:40,532 --> 00:36:42,232 That's one rabbit. I'm turning around. 868 00:36:42,234 --> 00:36:43,568 I'll be right out. 869 00:36:43,569 --> 00:36:45,536 Oh, my God. 870 00:36:45,537 --> 00:36:47,637 Why is Scott in your bedroom? 871 00:36:47,639 --> 00:36:49,539 Because I'm sleeping with him. And that's two. 872 00:36:49,541 --> 00:36:50,571 That's why I've been acting weird. 873 00:36:50,576 --> 00:36:53,376 'Cause I'm sleeping with Scott. 874 00:36:53,378 --> 00:36:55,448 And I didn't want to tell you, because I knew 875 00:36:55,449 --> 00:36:58,447 you'd freak out, which is exactly what you're doing. 876 00:36:58,450 --> 00:37:00,380 Because, honestly, it's a little embarrassing. 877 00:37:00,385 --> 00:37:02,345 (sighs): But... 878 00:37:02,354 --> 00:37:03,788 well, I... 879 00:37:03,789 --> 00:37:05,819 I needed comfort... 880 00:37:05,824 --> 00:37:08,492 after my sister's... i-illness. 881 00:37:08,493 --> 00:37:09,533 One thing led to another, 882 00:37:09,534 --> 00:37:11,528 and... here we are. 883 00:37:12,464 --> 00:37:14,532 And I really like him. 884 00:37:14,533 --> 00:37:15,901 Again, I'm real sorry, Mr. Solano. 885 00:37:15,902 --> 00:37:17,631 I wasn't expecting you, or I totally would have 886 00:37:17,636 --> 00:37:19,266 been dressed. It's okay, it's okay. Just please stop. 887 00:37:19,271 --> 00:37:20,471 Please. Hey. 888 00:37:20,472 --> 00:37:22,472 I told him about us. 889 00:37:22,474 --> 00:37:24,474 Uh... yeah. 890 00:37:24,476 --> 00:37:26,506 Uh... oh. 891 00:37:26,511 --> 00:37:28,911 ROGELIO: I think I'm going to be sick. 892 00:37:28,914 --> 00:37:31,482 Esteban got the part. 893 00:37:31,483 --> 00:37:33,483 They say it wasn't my accent. 894 00:37:33,485 --> 00:37:35,445 It was my abs. 895 00:37:35,454 --> 00:37:37,254 But who knows? 896 00:37:37,256 --> 00:37:40,486 Well, don't even worry, your crossover moment will come, 897 00:37:40,492 --> 00:37:43,492 and you won't have to change yourself to get it. 898 00:37:43,495 --> 00:37:45,495 Thank you, Xiomara. 899 00:37:45,497 --> 00:37:48,497 I'm going to put the disappointment out of my mind. 900 00:37:48,500 --> 00:37:51,936 We're about to shoot a major historical event, 901 00:37:51,937 --> 00:37:54,567 and I want to do it justice. 902 00:38:12,457 --> 00:38:13,857 OTHERS: Yeah. 903 00:38:33,445 --> 00:38:36,605 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And suddenly, Emma Lazarus went from inspiring a country 904 00:38:36,615 --> 00:38:39,315 to inspiring a wildly inaccurate telenovela 905 00:38:39,318 --> 00:38:42,548 to inspiring the star of that wildly inaccurate telenovela. 906 00:38:59,471 --> 00:39:01,471 Sorry. Sorry. 907 00:39:01,473 --> 00:39:03,643 (clears throat softly) I'll stick to the script. 908 00:39:03,644 --> 00:39:05,642 Don't worry. Let's go again. 909 00:39:05,644 --> 00:39:07,114 (bell rings) 910 00:39:11,483 --> 00:39:13,353 (phone chimes) 911 00:39:26,732 --> 00:39:27,732 What's going on? 912 00:39:27,733 --> 00:39:29,503 Tell her what you told me. 913 00:39:31,737 --> 00:39:33,367 The other thing. 914 00:40:03,568 --> 00:40:06,098 Can I help you with the wallpaper? 915 00:40:09,808 --> 00:40:12,176 JANE: I'm helping, too. 916 00:40:12,177 --> 00:40:13,877 I really hate it. It's terrible! 917 00:40:14,846 --> 00:40:16,006 Ah... 918 00:40:16,014 --> 00:40:17,814 the mother-daughter bond. 919 00:40:17,816 --> 00:40:19,476 So sweet. 920 00:40:19,484 --> 00:40:20,954 Don't call me stupid, Mother! I'm trying! 921 00:40:20,955 --> 00:40:22,622 Sometimes. 922 00:40:23,555 --> 00:40:24,885 Everything okay, baby? 923 00:40:28,627 --> 00:40:30,057 Can I just say... 924 00:40:30,061 --> 00:40:32,631 I hate the way your mother treats you. 925 00:40:34,833 --> 00:40:37,171 Man, if you think Petra hated being frozen before, 926 00:40:37,172 --> 00:40:39,839 now people think she's sleeping with Scott. 927 00:40:39,840 --> 00:40:43,438 Okay, listen, when you caught me in Rafael's office, 928 00:40:43,442 --> 00:40:46,510 I wasn't checking up on the hotel's finances. 929 00:40:46,511 --> 00:40:48,811 I-I was looking for dirt. 930 00:40:48,814 --> 00:40:51,214 To blackmail him with. 931 00:40:51,216 --> 00:40:52,676 That's what I assumed. 932 00:40:52,684 --> 00:40:54,018 And so you know, 933 00:40:54,019 --> 00:40:56,088 I've got dirt on everyone at the Marbella. 934 00:40:56,089 --> 00:40:57,687 I've been collecting it for years. 935 00:40:57,689 --> 00:40:59,989 It's my burn book, if you will. 936 00:40:59,991 --> 00:41:03,791 Including good stuff on Rafael. 937 00:41:04,830 --> 00:41:06,096 So... 938 00:41:06,097 --> 00:41:07,957 let's take him down together, baby. 939 00:41:12,904 --> 00:41:14,974 ¶ ¶ 940 00:41:18,910 --> 00:41:20,678 Oh, dear. 941 00:41:20,679 --> 00:41:23,609 But before we get to that, a bit of good news. 942 00:41:23,615 --> 00:41:26,615 I, uh, I feel like I'm making progress every day. 943 00:41:26,618 --> 00:41:28,686 Um, physically, mentally... 944 00:41:28,687 --> 00:41:30,117 And that shows in your test results. 945 00:41:30,121 --> 00:41:32,690 Now, I can't clear you for police duty 946 00:41:32,691 --> 00:41:34,921 for a few more weeks, but other than that, 947 00:41:34,926 --> 00:41:36,986 you can resume normal activities. 948 00:41:37,996 --> 00:41:40,726 All normal activities? 949 00:41:40,732 --> 00:41:42,967 Sex. Can we have sex? 950 00:41:42,968 --> 00:41:44,628 Oh. Y-Yes. 951 00:41:44,636 --> 00:41:47,496 I mean, don't do anything crazy, but y-yeah. 952 00:41:47,506 --> 00:41:48,706 Seriously? Really?! 953 00:41:48,707 --> 00:41:50,167 I thought we were two weeks away still. 954 00:41:50,175 --> 00:41:51,935 You can wait if you'd prefer. 955 00:41:51,943 --> 00:41:53,577 No! We're good. Yes. No. No, thank you. 956 00:41:53,578 --> 00:41:55,178 Thank you so much, Doc. We'll be in touch. 957 00:41:55,180 --> 00:41:57,650 And, friends, I'm not messing around this time. 958 00:41:57,651 --> 00:41:59,019 They're actually gonna do it! 959 00:41:59,020 --> 00:42:01,747 Say good-bye to Jane the Virgin!