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DAMN.
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WE LOOK GOOD.
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I'M THINKIN' ABOUT
TOUCHIN' MYSELF.
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NOT IN MY CAR, PLEASE.
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Man: ♪ VOICE IN MY HEAD
THAT DRIVES MY HEEL ♪
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[STATIC]
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[SAME SONG] ♪ IT'S MY BABY
CALLIN', SAYS I NEED YOU HERE ♪
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THAT'S WEIRD.
CHANGE THE CHANNEL.
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ÉSTE SALE A MARIA DE JOSE,
RADAR LOVE.
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[SAME] ♪ AND IT'S
A-HALF PAST 4:00,
AND I'M SHIFTIN' GEARS ♪
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MAN, WHAT...
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I THINK THE DEVIL'S
TRYING TO TALK TO YOU,
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TELLIN' YOU IT'S TIME
TO GO TO WORK.
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NAH. UH-UH.
NO, NOT TONIGHT.
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TONIGHT IS SPECIAL.
WE ARE GETTIN' SAM LAID TONIGHT.
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SOCK, I DON'T--
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SAM, I DON'T WANNA HEAR
A WORD FROM YOU, ALL RIGHT?
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ONE WORD ABOUT ANDI,
AND YOU ARE CATCHIN'
THE HEADBUTTIN' OF YOUR LIFE.
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YOU AND ANDI
ARE TRYIN' TO BE FRIENDS,
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SO THAT MEANS YOU ARE
OFFICIALLY BACK IN BUSINESS
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WITH ALL OTHER LADIES
STARTING RIGHT NOW.
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WE ARE PLANTING YOUR FLAG
AT IWO JIMA TONIGHT, MY FRIEND.
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[SAME SONG PLAYING]
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♪ THE RADIO'S PLAYIN'
SOME FORGOTTEN SONG ♪
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♪ BRAND-NEW DAY,
I'M COMIN' ON STRONG ♪
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♪ THE ROAD HAS GOT ME
HYPNOTIZED ♪
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♪ AND I'M A-SPEEDIN' INTO
A NEW SUNRISE ♪
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IT'S SO HARD
TO MEET WOMEN.
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WELL,
YOU 2 CRYBABY BITCHES
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MAY HAVE DECIDED
TO BAIL ON TONIGHT,
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BUT I AM NOT GIVING UP,
ALL RIGHT?
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[IMITATES EXPLOSIONS]
HERE WE GO.
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JUST GOTTA JUMP-START
THE ACTION A LITTLE,
KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
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[CLEARS THROAT]
WATCH AND LEARN, BOYS.
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♪ IN THIS, BABY ♪
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♪ MEJOR ♪
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♪ GIDDYUP, HORSIE ♪
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OH, NO.
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♪ WHO'S RIDIN' YOUR PONY? ♪
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♪ WHO HAS A NOOSE
AROUND YOUR NECK? ♪
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OH, GOD.
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♪ CRANK HARD ♪
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♪ CHECK... ♪
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OH. HELLO.
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♪ WHO'S RIDING YOUR PONY? ♪
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WHOA.
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♪ IS IT TIME TO HIDE? ♪
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♪ OH, MAYBE... ♪
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AT LEAST HE HAS ONE--
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[LAUGHS]
LOOK AT THIS.
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YEAH, GOOD THING
I SAT DOWN, RIGHT?
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OH. OHH.
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YOU GUYS
ARE MULTIPLYING.
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♪ 'CAUSE IF YOU
REALLY ASK YOURSELF... ♪
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BERT WYSOCKI.
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BOOTIES ON THE FLOOR.
BOOTIES ON THE FLOOR.
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UNH! UHH!
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OH, I HURT MY KNEE,
BUT THAT'S OK.
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SMELLS LIKE BEER.
YOU EVER NOTICE HOW
BEER SMELLS LIKE BEER?
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WHOO! BEST
BACHELORETTE PARTY EVER!
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HAVING SUCH A BLAST,
HEY, NICOLE?
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WE ARE SENDING YOU OUT
IN STYLE!
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I THINK WE'LL BE SENDING
NICOLE OUT IN A BODY BAG.
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[LAUGHTER]
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THEY ARE LAUGHING
AT ANYTHING.
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WE ARE SO IN.
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[LAUGHTER]
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[LAUGHTER STOPS]
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[GIGGLE]
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I'VE HAD, LIKE,
7 LONG ISLAND ICED TEAS.
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I WAS GONNA SAY
IT TASTED LIKE A COSMO.
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I'M TAYLOR.
SAM.
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[LAUGHTER]
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COME ON.
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SHOTS. SHOTS.
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MORE DRINKS FOR YOU.
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THIS IS MY NUMBER.
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OK.
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BETTER CALL ME.
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YEAH. YEAH, OK. YEAH.
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YOU WANT ME TO--
RIGHT. OK.
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GIVE ME YOURS, TOO.
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THERE YOU GO.
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Sock: AW,
DON'T WORRY, MA'AM.
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Ben: YES.
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GUYS, IT IS NOT
A BACHELORETTE PARTY
WITHOUT A STRIPPER.
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OOH.
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[LAUGHTER]
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OH, MY GOD.
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SOCK, MM-HMM,
YOU WANNA BE
OUR STRIPPER?
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UH, NO. NO. NO.
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COME ON!
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COME ON. YOU'RE
THE FUNNY DANCING GUY.
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DANCE!
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YOU KNOW,
I AM NOT YOUR MONKEY!
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I'M NOT YOUR MONKEY, OK?
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JEEZ.
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BEN, BENNY, WANNA
BE OUR STRIPPER?
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NOT FOR FREE.
I COULD LOSE MY UNION CARD.
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BUT, UH, MY BUDDY SAM HERE'S
A HELL OF A DANCER.
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NO. NO! I--I CAN'T--
YEAH.
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YES.
SAM! SAM!
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[CHANTING] SAM! SAM!
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SAM! SAM! SAM!
SAM! SAM! SAM!
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SAM! SAM!
[LAUGHS]
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SAM! SAM! SAM! SAM!
SAM! SAM! SAM! SAM!
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I CAN'T. I--I, UH--
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I HAVE A TRICK KNEE.
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REALLY. IT DOESN'T...
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IT'S JUST SO HARD
TO MEET WOMEN.
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YEAH.
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WELL, LET'S SEE WHAT
THE PRINCE OF DARKNESS
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HAS FOR US THIS TIME.
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Sam: 8-TRACK?
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SO, UH, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO
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ABOUT THAT TAYLOR CHICK, SAMMY?
SHE WAS HOT.
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AH, SHE'S
NOT REALLY MY TYPE.
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WHAT'S WITH THE VESSEL?
YOUR TYPE?
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[LAUGHS]
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IS SHE A GIRL? DING.
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WHAT ELSE DO YOU NEED
TO KNOW? COME ON.
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WE JUST--WE DON'T HAVE
ANYTHING IN COMMON.
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WHO CARES?
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YOU'RE NOT GONNA MARRY
THE GIRL, SAM.
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YOU GOTTA GET ALL
THIS RELATIONSHIP GARBAGE
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OUT OF YOUR HEAD,
I'M TELLING YOU.
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ALL RIGHT.
SOCK, SHUT UP. VESSEL?
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SOUNDTRACK TO A MOVIE CALLED
LOVE, BULLETS & BLACKTOP.
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NEVER HEARD OF IT.
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LET ME GUESS. ONE OF
THE SONGS IS RADAR LOVE.
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TRACK NUMBER ONE.
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ALL RIGHT, SO I KEEP
HEARING THAT SONG,
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AND THE VESSEL IS
AN OBSOLETE TAPE.
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THIS GIVES ME NOTHING.
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WELL, MAYBE THE ANSWER'S
IN THE TUNES.
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YOU THINK
THAT STILL PLAYS?
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WHAT'S THAT?
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OH--
AH, COOL.
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AN 8-TRACK.
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WHERE'D YOU
GET THIS?
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I FOUND IT.
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YEAH, MY DAD HAD
A MILLION OF THESE.
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ANY GOOD SONGS ON HERE?
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AH, JUST OLD SEVENTIES STUFF.
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RIGHT. AND YOU THOUGHT
THAT YOU COULD ACTUALLY
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PLAY IT IN ONE OF
THE SYSTEMS WE SELL?
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RIGHT. YEAH, I REALIZED...
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ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
I THINK MY MOM
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MIGHT HAVE
MY DAD'S OLD PLAYER.
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WHY DON'T YOU JUST
COME OVER AND USE IT?
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YEAH. THAT--
THAT WOULD BE GREAT.
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OK.
[CELLPHONE RINGS]
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YEAH. HOLD--HELLO.
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SAM?
YES.
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HEY.
KNOW WHO THIS IS?
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I D--I DO, YEAH.
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IT'S T--IT'S TAYLOR.
[NERVOUS LAUGH]
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HAD FUN LAST NIGHT.
TAYLOR?
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IT WAS NICE.
WHO'S TAYLOR?
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SO CALL ME.
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OK. YEAH, I--
I'LL GIVE YOU A CALL.
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STILL HAVE MY NUMBER?
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MM-HMM.
GREAT.
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BY THE WAY, ARE YOUR
LIPS STILL LONELY?
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UH, MY LIPS ARE CURRENTLY
NOT LONELY, OK?
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I--I GOTTA GO.
ALL RIGHT. BYE.
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THAT WAS MY DENTIST.
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OH, DR. TAYLOR?
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SAM, COME ON.
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I MEAN,
I HEARD HER VOICE.
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DID YOU MEET A GIRL?
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WE WERE TALKING
ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE.
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YOU WANT--YOU WANTED
A COFFEE, RIGHT? YOU WANT--
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LET ME GET YOU A COFFEE. OK.
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OK. 2 SUGARS.
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UH-HUH.
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DR. TAYLOR? SERIOUSLY?
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YOU'RE SUCH AN IDIOT.
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I MEAN, COME ON.
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WHOA. WHOA, WHOA,
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
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WHOA, WHOA.
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
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[DISPATCH CHATTER]
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[HELICOPTER]
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WHAT THE HELL IS GOIN' ON?
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TRAIN WRECK.
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SO, TAYLOR. SPILL.
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OH, MY GOD.
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YEAH, IT'S AWFUL,
ISN'T IT?
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THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS
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WHEN YOU PLAY CHICKEN
WITH A TRAIN.
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THE TRAIN'S
NEVER GONNA FLINCH.
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I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
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WELL, COME ON OVER HERE.
SEE THIS?
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THAT USED TO BE A
MINT-CONDITION '73 GTO.
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STOLEN EARLIER TONIGHT.
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WHAT A WASTE.
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WHAT ABOUT THE DRIVER?
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OH, DRIVER AND
THE PASSENGER,
THEY JUST WALKED AWAY...
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UNSCATHED.
THAT'S BEEN HAPPENING
A LOT RECENTLY.
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THEY'RE BOTH SOULS?
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THAT'S RIGHT.
KIT AND HOLLY.
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2 FOR THE PRICE OF ONE.
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I REALLY THINK YOU
HAVE YOUR WORK CUT OUT
FOR YOU THIS TIME,
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BUT I HAVE
EVERY CONFIDENCE THAT
YOU'LL SEAL THE DEAL.
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WHICH REMINDS ME...
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TAYLOR.
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I'M NOT TALKING
ABOUT THAT WITH YOU.
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I WAS ABLE TO OBTAIN
SOME INFORMATION
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ON ONE OF HER
MANY, MANY, MANY
EROGENOUS ZONES.
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JUST STROKE HER EARLOBE,
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AND SHE'LL DO ANYTHING.
ANYTHING. [CHUCKLES]
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THERE IS SOMETHING
REALLY WRONG WITH YOU.
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WHAT? ENCOURAGING
A YOUNG MAN TO SUCCUMB
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TO HIS PRIMAL
AND PERFECTLY NATURAL
INSTINCTS?
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SHARING THE FACT
THAT TAYLOR'S IN
HER EXPERIMENTAL PHASE?
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IS THAT BAD?
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OK, OK, STOP. STOP.
ALL RIGHT, STOP.
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JUST DON'T MAKE HER
WAIT TOO LONG.
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SHE'LL BE
OUT OF YOUR LIFE...
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LIKE A FORGOTTEN SONG.
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♪ THE RADIO IS PLAYIN'
SOME FORGOTTEN SONG ♪
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[SKIPPING]
♪ SOME FORGOTTEN SONG,
SOME FORGOTTEN SONG ♪
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♪ SOME FORGOTTEN SONG,
SOME FORGOTTEN SONG ♪
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♪ WE'VE GOT A THING... ♪
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RADAR LOVE.
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WHAT IS THE DEAL
WITH THIS SONG?
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♪ WE'VE GOTTA WAVE
IN THE AIR ♪
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♪ RADAR LOVE ♪
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Sam: ONE.
Sock:
THAT WAS NOT ONE.
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YES, IT WAS.
RIGHT BEHIND YOU, SIR.
YOU GOT IT?
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HEY, ANY LUCK ON FINDING
A COPY OF THE MOVIE THAT
GOES WITH THAT SOUNDTRACK?
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WASN'T EASY.
THAT THING--
OOH.
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THAT THING'S
BEEN OUT OF PRINT
FOR YEARS,
234
00:09:50,721 --> 00:09:54,324
BUT I--I FOUND
A USED ONE ONLINE, SO
IT'LL BE HERE TOMORROW.
235
00:09:54,324 --> 00:09:56,596
GOOD. GOOD. HOPE IT
GIVES US SOME SORT OF CLUE.
236
00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:58,729
YEAH. LOVE,
BULLETS & BLACKTOP.
237
00:09:58,729 --> 00:10:00,300
IT'S A FINE TITLE.
238
00:10:00,300 --> 00:10:01,872
BOOBS, BULLETS & BLACKTOP
WOULD BE BETTER.
239
00:10:01,872 --> 00:10:05,205
YOU KNOW, THE WHOLE REPEATIN'
THE Bs THING, THAT'S CLASSY.
240
00:10:05,205 --> 00:10:06,036
[SAM GROANS]
241
00:10:06,036 --> 00:10:10,210
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
WHERE'S THE GUY?
242
00:10:11,742 --> 00:10:14,314
I DON'T KNOW.
I WASN'T WATCHING.
243
00:10:14,314 --> 00:10:16,817
PUT IT DOWN.
PUT IT DOWN.
OK.
244
00:10:16,817 --> 00:10:19,149
OK, I'M SORRY.
[GRUNTS]
245
00:10:22,022 --> 00:10:23,293
HE'LL FIND IT.
246
00:10:23,293 --> 00:10:25,225
HERE! HERE! HERE!
247
00:10:25,225 --> 00:10:27,027
MY BACK'S
KILLIN' ME.
248
00:10:27,027 --> 00:10:28,298
OHH. THING WEIGHS, LIKE,
A THOUSAND POUNDS.
249
00:10:28,298 --> 00:10:30,801
I'M HERE AT THE SCENE
OF A GRUESOME CRASH
250
00:10:30,801 --> 00:10:33,033
WHICH IS THE RESULT
OF WHAT MANY WITNESSES
251
00:10:33,033 --> 00:10:34,805
ARE CALLING A TERRIFYING
CHAIN OF EVENTS.
252
00:10:34,805 --> 00:10:36,767
IT ALL STARTED
AS A ROUTINE TRAFFIC STOP
253
00:10:36,767 --> 00:10:38,408
WHEN THE CAR BEHIND ME
REFUSED TO PULL OVER,
254
00:10:38,408 --> 00:10:41,311
LEADING POLICE ON
A 10-MILE CHASE AT SPEEDS
OF 90 MILES PER HOUR.
255
00:10:41,311 --> 00:10:45,315
THE STOLEN VEHICLE
FINALLY CRASHED HERE,
KILLING 2 PEDESTRIANS.
256
00:10:45,315 --> 00:10:48,879
THE DRIVER AND PASSENGER
OF THE WRECKED VEHICLE
REMAIN AT LARGE.
257
00:10:48,879 --> 00:10:51,722
AUTHORITIES
ARE NOT YET RELEASING
THE NAMES OF THE VICTIMS.
258
00:10:51,722 --> 00:10:55,956
I'M TOLD
THAT ONE OF THE VICTIMS WAS
PRONOUNCED DEAD AT THE SCENE
259
00:10:55,956 --> 00:10:58,729
AND THE OTHER WAS QUICKLY
RUSHED TO THE HOSPITAL...
260
00:10:58,729 --> 00:10:59,790
CHECK THIS OUT.
WHAT?
261
00:10:59,790 --> 00:11:00,260
REMIND YOU OF ANYTHING?
262
00:11:00,260 --> 00:11:03,293
IF YOU HAVE ANY
INFORMATION RELATED
TO THE CRASH...
263
00:11:03,293 --> 00:11:05,065
BOTH BLUE MUSCLE CARS.
264
00:11:05,065 --> 00:11:05,836
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
265
00:11:05,836 --> 00:11:09,369
DON'T KNOW. DO WE KNOW
ANY EXPERTS ON OLD CARS?
266
00:11:09,369 --> 00:11:10,901
WELL, THERE'S ALWAYS RUSS.
267
00:11:10,901 --> 00:11:14,404
WELCOME TO
THE WORK BENCH.
268
00:11:14,404 --> 00:11:17,207
WELCOME TO
THE WORK BENCH.
269
00:11:17,207 --> 00:11:21,081
WELCOME TO
THE WORK BENCH.
270
00:11:22,853 --> 00:11:25,085
AW, DO WE HAVE
TO TALK TO RUSS?
271
00:11:25,085 --> 00:11:25,816
GUY GIVES ME
THE SKEEVS.
272
00:11:25,816 --> 00:11:28,258
YES. YES, WE DO.
BUT REMEMBER,
WE'RE ALL BUSINESS.
273
00:11:28,258 --> 00:11:29,319
YOU SHOW ANY SIGNS
OF FRIENDSHIP TO RUSS,
274
00:11:29,319 --> 00:11:32,723
AND IT'S LIKE
FEEDING A RACCOON.
WE'LL NEVER GET RID OF HIM.
275
00:11:32,723 --> 00:11:34,194
AH, YOU HEAR THAT,
BEN?
OH, WH--
276
00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:36,026
NO, LISTEN TO ME.
NONE OF THIS,
277
00:11:36,026 --> 00:11:37,467
"MY NAME'S BEN.
I LIKE EVERYBODY.
278
00:11:37,467 --> 00:11:38,729
LET'S BE
BLOOD BROTHERS," OK?
279
00:11:38,729 --> 00:11:41,231
I DO NOT WANT
TO HANG OUT
WITH THIS GUY.
280
00:11:41,231 --> 00:11:42,272
HE'S EXTRA-STRENGTH
DOUCHE.
281
00:11:42,272 --> 00:11:45,005
HEY, RUSSELL,
NICE TO SEE YA.
282
00:11:45,005 --> 00:11:48,208
THERE IS SOME FINE-ASS TAIL
IN THE BENCH TODAY.
283
00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:50,180
YEAH. YEAH. THERE--
YEAH, THERE IS.
284
00:11:50,180 --> 00:11:53,243
UM, RUSS, WE HAVE
A QUESTION FOR YOU.
285
00:11:53,243 --> 00:11:54,284
SHOOT.
286
00:11:54,284 --> 00:11:56,246
DO YOU KNOW WHAT KIND
OF CAR THAT IS?
287
00:11:56,246 --> 00:11:57,918
'71 MALIBU.
288
00:11:57,918 --> 00:11:59,089
SOLID MUSCLE CAR.
289
00:11:59,089 --> 00:11:59,750
LADIES.
290
00:11:59,750 --> 00:12:00,290
RUSS.
[SLAPS HAND] RUSS!
291
00:12:00,290 --> 00:12:03,954
DO YOU--DO YOU KNOW
ANYTHING ELSE ABOUT
THIS TYPE OF CAR?
292
00:12:03,954 --> 00:12:06,857
I KNOW EVERYTHING ELSE
ABOUT THAT TYPE OF RIDE.
293
00:12:06,857 --> 00:12:10,300
YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN
KEEPING MY EYE ON YOU THREE,
294
00:12:10,300 --> 00:12:14,234
CAN TELL
YOU LIKE TO PARTY...
295
00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:15,305
HAVE FUN.
296
00:12:15,305 --> 00:12:17,337
YEAH, FUN'S OK.
297
00:12:17,337 --> 00:12:20,941
WANNA SEE SOMETHIN' COOL?
298
00:12:20,941 --> 00:12:23,073
SURE.
299
00:12:24,114 --> 00:12:26,176
[WHISPERING]
What?
OH, GOD.
300
00:12:27,878 --> 00:12:32,422
THIS HERE IS
MY GIRL MANDY.
301
00:12:32,422 --> 00:12:35,755
SEE, SHE'S KINDA
LIKE THE ONE ON
YOUR 8-TRACK THERE,
302
00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:39,059
ONLY A LITTLE
MORE EXCELLENT.
303
00:12:39,059 --> 00:12:43,363
UM, SO, LET'S SAY
YOU WERE IN THE MARKET
FOR A CAR LIKE THIS.
304
00:12:43,363 --> 00:12:46,797
IS THERE A SPECIAL DEALERSHIP
YOU MIGHT GO TO OR...
305
00:12:46,797 --> 00:12:48,168
OH, YOU THINKIN'
OF BUYIN', SAM?
306
00:12:48,168 --> 00:12:53,143
YOU'D LOOK PRETTY HOT
BEHIND THE WHEEL
OF A '69 DAYTONA.
307
00:12:53,143 --> 00:12:54,444
OK, OK, RUSS.
308
00:12:54,444 --> 00:12:58,248
I KNOW THIS LITTLE,
UH, CAR CLUB.
309
00:12:58,248 --> 00:13:02,182
BUNCH OF COLLECTORS GET TOGETHER
DOWN AT A LOT IN CHINATOWN,
310
00:13:02,182 --> 00:13:03,253
SHOW OFF THEIR RIDES.
311
00:13:03,253 --> 00:13:06,116
MAYBE YOU COULD FIND
A SELLER THERE.
312
00:13:06,116 --> 00:13:07,117
YOU KNOW--HEH.
313
00:13:07,117 --> 00:13:08,088
HEH.
314
00:13:08,088 --> 00:13:09,189
WHAT WE COULD DO,
315
00:13:09,189 --> 00:13:11,191
WE COULD SCORE SOME VODKA,
316
00:13:11,191 --> 00:13:14,294
YOU KNOW, GO DOWN THERE,
THE FOUR OF US,
317
00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:15,425
MAKE AN AFTERNOON OF IT.
318
00:13:15,425 --> 00:13:19,799
YEAH. YEAH, THAT SOUNDS
LIKE SOMETHING SOMEONE
MIGHT DO. HEH.
319
00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:24,334
BUT I AM PULLING
A DOUBLE SHIFT
THIS AFTERNOON.
320
00:13:24,334 --> 00:13:25,205
AHH...
321
00:13:25,205 --> 00:13:26,276
WELL,
WHAT CAN I SAY?
322
00:13:26,276 --> 00:13:28,238
THE LADIES DON'T
PAY FOR THEMSELVES,
323
00:13:28,238 --> 00:13:29,880
YOU KNOW
WHAT I'M SAYIN'?
324
00:13:29,880 --> 00:13:32,482
[CHORTLES]
YEAH.
325
00:13:32,482 --> 00:13:34,985
WELL, LET ME GIVE YOU
THE ADDRESS ANYWAY.
326
00:13:34,985 --> 00:13:38,118
IT'S DOWN ON KEIFER.
327
00:13:38,588 --> 00:13:40,120
AND LISTEN...
328
00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:42,492
THE FOUR OF US,
WE GOTTA HANG.
329
00:13:42,492 --> 00:13:45,255
TOMORROW, MY PLACE.
330
00:13:45,255 --> 00:13:48,058
WE START WITH POKER...
[BLOWS]
331
00:13:48,058 --> 00:13:48,598
AND LET IT RIP.
332
00:13:48,598 --> 00:13:51,231
AND THAT'S GREAT,
'CAUSE I LOVE POKER.
333
00:13:51,231 --> 00:13:52,602
[BAM]
334
00:13:52,602 --> 00:13:54,264
[FALSETTO]
WE CAN'T MAKE IT.
335
00:13:54,264 --> 00:13:56,236
OH. WELL...
336
00:13:56,236 --> 00:13:57,207
RAIN CHECK THEN.
337
00:13:57,207 --> 00:14:02,112
WELL, WORK CALLS.
TKK TKK TKK.
338
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:03,944
PSHEW.
339
00:14:03,944 --> 00:14:04,544
[COUGHS]
340
00:14:04,544 --> 00:14:05,475
SEE YOU LATER, RUSS.
341
00:14:05,475 --> 00:14:08,378
ALL RIGHT, WE GOTTA
GO TO THIS CAR CLUB.
342
00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:12,252
I'M SORRY I PUNCHED YOU
IN THE BALLS, MAN.
343
00:14:13,253 --> 00:14:14,424
OH, MY GOD.
344
00:14:14,424 --> 00:14:15,385
THIS IS JUST SAD.
WHAT?!
345
00:14:15,385 --> 00:14:18,228
LOOK, I PROMISE
YOU BOTH RIGHT NOW,
NO MATTER HOW OLD I GET,
346
00:14:18,228 --> 00:14:22,332
I'LL NEVER MAKE YOU
HANG OUT IN A VACANT LOT
AND DROOL OVER MY CAR.
347
00:14:22,332 --> 00:14:24,134
YEAH, WELL, YOU NEED
TO OWN ONE FIRST.
348
00:14:24,134 --> 00:14:27,197
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I DON'T EVEN WANT ONE NOW.
349
00:14:29,169 --> 00:14:32,502
SO HOW DO WE FIND 'EM?
350
00:14:34,204 --> 00:14:34,874
Sock: YEAH.
351
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:37,347
LET'S SEE IF WE CAN
GET THEIR ATTENTION.
352
00:14:37,347 --> 00:14:38,248
Ben: OK.
353
00:14:38,248 --> 00:14:39,980
[RADAR LOVE PLAYING]
354
00:14:39,980 --> 00:14:41,952
HERE WE GO.
OK.
355
00:14:41,952 --> 00:14:44,414
HEH HEH.
RADAR LOVE, BABY.
356
00:14:44,414 --> 00:14:45,115
[GUYS LAUGHING NERVOUSLY]
357
00:14:45,115 --> 00:14:46,216
♪ I'VE BEEN DRIVIN'
ALL NIGHT ♪
358
00:14:46,216 --> 00:14:49,259
♪ MY HAND'S WET
ON THE WHEEL... ♪
359
00:14:49,259 --> 00:14:50,220
Sam: HOW YOU DOIN'?
360
00:14:50,220 --> 00:14:52,492
♪ THAT DRIVES MY HEEL ♪
361
00:14:52,492 --> 00:14:53,493
HEY.
362
00:14:53,493 --> 00:14:54,124
SAM.
363
00:14:54,124 --> 00:14:55,425
♪ IT'S MY BABY CALLIN' ♪
364
00:14:55,425 --> 00:14:58,368
♪ SAYS I NEED YOU HERE ♪
365
00:14:58,668 --> 00:15:00,370
♪ AND IT'S
A-HALF PAST 4:00... ♪
366
00:15:00,370 --> 00:15:02,372
SAM, HOW ARE
YOU DOIN' THIS?
367
00:15:02,372 --> 00:15:04,034
SONG HAS POWER, I GUESS.
368
00:15:04,034 --> 00:15:07,907
♪ WHEN SHE GETS LONELY AND
THE LONGING GETS TOO MUCH ♪
369
00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:09,909
HEY, MAN,
I HATE THAT SONG.
370
00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:11,681
[MUSIC STOPS]
371
00:15:11,681 --> 00:15:13,213
YOU GOT FREE BIRD?
372
00:15:13,213 --> 00:15:14,514
UH...
373
00:15:14,514 --> 00:15:16,416
OH. S-SAM,
THEY'RE LEAVIN'.
THEY'RE LEAVING!
374
00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:19,319
UH, BEN, GET THE CAR!
GET THE--
OK.
375
00:15:20,150 --> 00:15:23,323
THEY'RE HEADED FOR
THE PARKING GARAGE.
376
00:15:31,601 --> 00:15:33,163
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
[DOOR CLOSES]
377
00:15:33,163 --> 00:15:35,966
WE CAN TRAP 'EM
ON THE ROOF!
378
00:15:35,966 --> 00:15:38,708
Sock, panting:
OH, GOD.
379
00:15:38,708 --> 00:15:39,639
OK.
380
00:15:39,639 --> 00:15:41,611
UH, UH...
381
00:15:41,611 --> 00:15:43,613
THERE! THERE!
382
00:15:48,578 --> 00:15:49,519
OH, HOLY--
383
00:15:49,519 --> 00:15:54,324
COME ON. COME ON.
WHERE ARE YOU GUYS?
384
00:15:57,157 --> 00:15:59,189
[GASPING]
385
00:16:51,281 --> 00:16:54,144
HAVE A NICE DAY.
386
00:16:54,144 --> 00:16:54,744
HI.
HI.
387
00:16:54,744 --> 00:16:56,015
DOES SAM OLIVER
WORK HERE?
388
00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:59,749
UH, YEAH, HE DOES,
BUT HE HAS NOT COME IN
FOR HIS SHIFT YET.
389
00:16:59,749 --> 00:17:01,651
OH. OK. UH...
390
00:17:01,651 --> 00:17:04,524
DO ME A FAVOR. TELL HIM
TAYLOR STOPPED BY.
391
00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:06,796
YOU'RE TAYLOR?
YEP.
392
00:17:06,796 --> 00:17:08,728
WHY?
DID HE MENTION ME?
393
00:17:08,728 --> 00:17:10,600
UM. YEAH, ACTUALLY.
HE DID.
394
00:17:10,600 --> 00:17:12,662
SO, SAM,
WHAT'S HE LIKE?
395
00:17:12,662 --> 00:17:14,704
UM, HE'S GREAT.
I MEAN, WE'VE JUST--
396
00:17:14,704 --> 00:17:17,507
WE'VE BEEN FRIENDS
FOR A VERY LONG TIME.
397
00:17:17,507 --> 00:17:19,069
HE IS SINGLE, RIGHT?
398
00:17:19,069 --> 00:17:20,370
HUH? OH, UH, YEAH.
399
00:17:20,370 --> 00:17:22,612
'CAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW.
GUYS YOU MEET IN BARS,
400
00:17:22,612 --> 00:17:24,414
THEY'LL SAY ANYTHING
TO GET IN YOUR PANTS.
401
00:17:24,414 --> 00:17:28,778
YEAH. WELL, ACTUALLY SAM'S
NOT LIKE THAT AT ALL.
402
00:17:28,778 --> 00:17:31,151
HMM. TOO BAD.
403
00:17:31,151 --> 00:17:32,222
[LAUGHS]
404
00:17:32,222 --> 00:17:33,323
HEH.
405
00:17:33,323 --> 00:17:33,783
ANYWAYS,
406
00:17:33,783 --> 00:17:36,356
TELL HIM
TO CALL ME, OK?
407
00:17:36,356 --> 00:17:38,788
THANKS, "ANDI."
408
00:17:38,788 --> 00:17:41,631
HEH.
409
00:17:42,492 --> 00:17:44,564
WHERE ARE YOU GOIN'?
410
00:17:45,465 --> 00:17:48,398
I GOT A PLAN.
DON'T WORRY.
411
00:18:06,786 --> 00:18:09,819
ALL RIGHT, CHECK THIS OUT.
LOOK.
412
00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:13,263
YOU'RE SELLING RUSS' CAR?
EXACTLY.
413
00:18:13,263 --> 00:18:15,795
SEE, THE SOULS ARE
ALWAYS CRASHING CARS
JUST LIKE THIS ONE.
414
00:18:15,795 --> 00:18:17,867
SINCE WE SCARED 'EM AWAY
FROM THE CAR CLUB,
415
00:18:17,867 --> 00:18:19,098
GUESS WHO NEEDS A NEW ONE.
416
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:21,401
PRECISELY.
SO WE SET THE TRAP.
417
00:18:21,401 --> 00:18:23,333
WE POST THE CAR ON ALL
THE MUSCLE CAR SITES.
418
00:18:23,333 --> 00:18:25,705
HOPEFULLY THE SOULS
SEE IT, AND THEY
COME KNOCKIN'.
419
00:18:25,705 --> 00:18:28,538
AND THEN WE
SEND THEIR LITTLE ASSES
RIGHT BACK TO HADES.
420
00:18:28,538 --> 00:18:29,509
ALL RIGHT, I LIKE IT.
I LIKE IT.
421
00:18:29,509 --> 00:18:31,581
THE ONLY THING IS THE OTHER
CARS THEY WRECKED WERE BLUE.
422
00:18:31,581 --> 00:18:33,583
SURE THEY'RE GONNA
GO AFTER AN ORANGE CAR?
423
00:18:33,583 --> 00:18:34,414
OH, MY GOD.
424
00:18:34,414 --> 00:18:37,247
YOU KNOW, WE DIDN'T
THINK ABOUT THAT.
425
00:18:39,219 --> 00:18:40,550
BAM.
426
00:18:40,550 --> 00:18:42,422
NICE.
427
00:18:42,422 --> 00:18:43,893
HOPE THIS WORKS.
428
00:18:45,255 --> 00:18:47,427
SO YOUR DENTIST
STOPPED BY.
429
00:18:47,427 --> 00:18:48,258
HUH?
DR. TAYLOR.
430
00:18:48,258 --> 00:18:49,699
DR. TAY--OH, TAYLOR WAS HERE?
431
00:18:49,699 --> 00:18:51,761
WHAT, AT THE BENCH?
WAS SHE SHOPPING?
432
00:18:51,761 --> 00:18:54,734
OH, SHE WAS
IN THE MARKET
FOR SOMETHIN'.
433
00:18:54,734 --> 00:18:55,465
COME ON. REALLY?
434
00:18:55,465 --> 00:18:57,807
I ONLY SAID, LIKE,
3 SENTENCES TO HER
AT THE BAR.
435
00:18:57,807 --> 00:18:59,869
WELL, YEAH, APPARENTLY
YOU MADE THEM COUNT.
436
00:18:59,869 --> 00:19:02,912
W-WAIT. DID SHE
SAY WHAT SHE WANTED?
437
00:19:02,912 --> 00:19:04,774
YEAH. SHE SAID
YOU SHOULD CALL HER.
438
00:19:04,774 --> 00:19:05,845
REALLY?
439
00:19:05,845 --> 00:19:07,817
YEAH. YOU GONNA CALL HER?
440
00:19:07,817 --> 00:19:09,749
I--I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE.
441
00:19:09,749 --> 00:19:11,821
I--SHE'S A LITTLE...
442
00:19:11,821 --> 00:19:12,782
DIFFERENT.
443
00:19:12,782 --> 00:19:13,723
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
444
00:19:13,723 --> 00:19:16,726
I--I THINK
SHE'S REALLY ATTRACTIVE.
445
00:19:16,726 --> 00:19:18,758
YOU SHOULD CALL HER.
446
00:19:19,789 --> 00:19:22,462
I'LL THINK ABOUT IT.
447
00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:28,568
MAYBE I SHOULD CALL HER.
448
00:19:38,808 --> 00:19:39,809
A CHURCH?
449
00:19:39,809 --> 00:19:41,851
ISN'T THIS A LITTLE
TOO CLOSE FOR COMFORT?
450
00:19:41,851 --> 00:19:47,817
NAH. ME AND THE BIG GUY
HAVE AN UNDERSTANDING.
451
00:19:47,817 --> 00:19:49,419
I STAY OUT OF HIS HOUSE.
452
00:19:49,419 --> 00:19:50,660
HE LETS ME PLAY
WITH HIS TOYS.
453
00:19:50,660 --> 00:19:52,862
ALL RIGHT, WELL,
IF YOU'RE HERE TO HARASS ME
ABOUT THE SOULS,
454
00:19:52,862 --> 00:19:55,325
I'M ALL OVER IT.
I SET A TRAP TO NAB 'EM BOTH.
455
00:19:55,325 --> 00:19:56,496
NO, NO HARASSING.
I HAVE FAITH IN YOU.
456
00:19:56,496 --> 00:19:58,798
I HAVE TO ADMIT, THOUGH,
I ADMIRE KIT AND HOLLY.
457
00:19:58,798 --> 00:20:01,301
THE WORLD'S
A WHOLE LOT MORE FUN
WITH THEM IN IT.
458
00:20:01,301 --> 00:20:06,676
IT'S THE PURITY
OF THEIR SPIRIT THAT I
ADMIRE AND RESPECT.
459
00:20:06,676 --> 00:20:07,837
THEY LIVE IN THE MOMENT.
460
00:20:07,837 --> 00:20:12,782
THE THRILL OF BEING
CAUGHT OR KILLED,
461
00:20:12,782 --> 00:20:14,884
THAT'S
THEIR APHRODISIAC.
462
00:20:14,884 --> 00:20:16,316
2 PSYCHOS IN LOVE.
463
00:20:16,316 --> 00:20:19,749
LOVE? [CHUCKLES]
THERE'S NO SUCH THING.
464
00:20:19,749 --> 00:20:23,393
I'M TALKING ABOUT
REAL PASSION, LUST.
465
00:20:23,393 --> 00:20:25,455
YOU DON'T THINK LOVE IS REAL?
466
00:20:25,455 --> 00:20:26,626
THE FRENCH INVENTED LOVE
467
00:20:26,626 --> 00:20:30,800
SO THEY COULD PUT
A CIVILIZED FACE
ON A PRIMAL URGE.
468
00:20:30,800 --> 00:20:33,633
DRESS IT UP
WITH CANDY AND HEARTS
AND CUBIC ZIRCONIA,
469
00:20:33,633 --> 00:20:38,608
AND IN THE END IT ALL
COMES DOWN TO ENDORPHINS
AND GENITALIA.
470
00:20:38,608 --> 00:20:41,571
[BELLS RINGING]
471
00:20:46,516 --> 00:20:48,378
SO IF YOU DON'T
BELIEVE IN LOVE,
472
00:20:48,378 --> 00:20:50,249
WHY ARE YOU SHOWING ME
A WEDDING?
473
00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:52,722
THE BREATHLESS
BRIDEGROOM THERE
474
00:20:52,722 --> 00:20:54,954
BANGED THE MAID OF HONOR
LAST NIGHT.
475
00:20:54,954 --> 00:20:57,256
I GIVE THE MARRIAGE
6 MONTHS.
476
00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:59,359
WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS?
477
00:20:59,359 --> 00:21:00,029
BECAUSE I CARE.
478
00:21:00,029 --> 00:21:01,431
I WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY.
479
00:21:01,431 --> 00:21:03,533
GIVE IN TO YOUR URGES
ONCE IN A WHILE.
480
00:21:03,533 --> 00:21:05,765
WHAT'S THE WORST THING
THAT COULD HAPPEN?
481
00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:06,666
A NIGHT OF PLEASURE?
482
00:21:06,666 --> 00:21:10,570
I'D TAKE THAT OVER
UNREQUITED LONGING
ANYTIME.
483
00:21:10,570 --> 00:21:12,271
AH, WHATEVER.
484
00:21:18,708 --> 00:21:21,651
DON'T FORGET.
EARLOBE.
485
00:21:21,651 --> 00:21:23,783
[CHUCKLES]
486
00:21:26,356 --> 00:21:28,888
HEH HEH. SAM?
487
00:21:28,888 --> 00:21:30,320
TAYLOR!
488
00:21:30,320 --> 00:21:32,522
WOW. UH...
489
00:21:32,522 --> 00:21:34,594
YOU LOOK AMAZING.
490
00:21:34,594 --> 00:21:37,296
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
491
00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:39,399
OH. UH, RIGHT.
492
00:21:39,399 --> 00:21:41,431
I WAS--I WAS
IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD.
493
00:21:41,431 --> 00:21:43,403
YOU WORK, LIKE,
2 MILES AWAY.
494
00:21:43,403 --> 00:21:46,536
RIGHT. I--YEAH, I WAS--
I HAD A DELIVERY.
495
00:21:46,536 --> 00:21:47,737
LOOK, YOU KNOW,
YOU DIDN'T CALL,
496
00:21:47,737 --> 00:21:51,641
SO I JUST FIGURED
YOU WEREN'T INTO ME,
AND THAT'S FINE.
497
00:21:51,641 --> 00:21:54,644
BUT IF YOU'RE HERE
TO JERK ME AROUND,
498
00:21:54,644 --> 00:21:55,645
I'M NOT
REALLY INTERESTED.
499
00:21:55,645 --> 00:22:01,020
NO, NO, I--I PROMISE THAT'S--
THAT'S NOT WHY I'M HERE.
500
00:22:01,020 --> 00:22:03,593
THEN WHY ARE YOU?
501
00:22:04,694 --> 00:22:08,498
I DON'T REALLY KNOW.
502
00:22:08,498 --> 00:22:11,060
[LAUGHS] OK.
503
00:22:11,060 --> 00:22:12,632
YOU'RE STRANGE.
504
00:22:12,632 --> 00:22:14,404
YES. YES, I AM.
505
00:22:14,404 --> 00:22:19,038
UH, WELL, I SHOULD
CATCH UP WITH--
506
00:22:19,038 --> 00:22:22,572
RIGHT. YES.
SO...
507
00:22:25,044 --> 00:22:26,646
TAYLOR...
508
00:22:26,646 --> 00:22:29,449
YOU WANNA MAYBE
GET A DRINK?
509
00:22:29,449 --> 00:22:31,921
TOMORROW NIGHT,
SAME PLACE.
510
00:22:32,722 --> 00:22:35,685
YEAH. COOL.
511
00:22:39,689 --> 00:22:41,831
ALL RIGHT.
512
00:22:52,041 --> 00:22:53,042
HEY, GUYS.
513
00:22:53,042 --> 00:22:54,143
HEY,
KIT AND HOLLY CALLED.
514
00:22:54,143 --> 00:22:56,746
THEY'RE ON THEIR WAY.
COME ON.
515
00:22:56,746 --> 00:22:58,608
WHOO.
516
00:22:58,608 --> 00:23:01,380
ALL RIGHT, THE CODE WORD
IS "JAMBALAYA."
517
00:23:01,380 --> 00:23:02,682
I DON'T LIKE
THAT WORD.
518
00:23:02,682 --> 00:23:05,455
I DON'T CARE
IF YOU LIKE IT, BEN.
519
00:23:05,455 --> 00:23:06,716
DECISION HAS BEEN MADE, OK?
520
00:23:06,716 --> 00:23:08,588
YOU STALL 'EM.
I SAY "JAMBALAYA."
521
00:23:08,588 --> 00:23:09,819
SAM HOPS OUT FROM
BEHIND THE VAN
522
00:23:09,819 --> 00:23:12,662
AND SUCKS THEM
INTO THE 8-TRACK,
AND THAT'S IT.
523
00:23:12,662 --> 00:23:14,624
THIS PLAN IS STARTING
TO FEEL STUPID.
524
00:23:14,624 --> 00:23:15,064
YEAH.
525
00:23:15,064 --> 00:23:18,828
LEARN TO LOVE IT.
THEY'RE HERE.
526
00:23:19,829 --> 00:23:22,171
ALL RIGHT,
LET'S DO IT.
527
00:23:29,539 --> 00:23:30,510
WHAT'S HAPPENING?
528
00:23:30,510 --> 00:23:31,941
THEY'RE JUST
STARIN' AT US.
529
00:23:31,941 --> 00:23:36,446
SUPER CREEPY.
GUY LOOKS NERVOUS.
530
00:23:43,022 --> 00:23:44,153
HANG TIGHT, BABY.
531
00:23:44,153 --> 00:23:45,695
ONLY THE DUDE
IS GETTING OUT.
532
00:23:45,695 --> 00:23:47,497
WELL, YOU GOTTA GET 'EM
BOTH OVER HERE.
533
00:23:47,497 --> 00:23:48,858
I KNOW.
534
00:23:48,858 --> 00:23:50,700
WHAT'S UP, MAN?
HOW YOU DOIN'?
535
00:23:50,700 --> 00:23:51,701
HOWDY.
536
00:23:51,701 --> 00:23:55,805
LIKE I ADVERTISED,
1970 MUSTANG MACH 1, MINT.
537
00:23:55,805 --> 00:23:58,137
WHAT I NEGLECTED TO ADD
ON THE WEBSITE--
538
00:23:58,137 --> 00:24:01,471
YEAH. IN THE PICTURE,
IT WAS BLUE.
539
00:24:01,471 --> 00:24:03,473
AHEM. YEAH,
WE HAD IT REPAINTED.
540
00:24:03,473 --> 00:24:05,074
YEAH, WELL, WE DON'T
WANT IT ORANGE.
541
00:24:05,074 --> 00:24:07,216
WELL, IT'S
A GOOD THING WE'RE
AT THE WORK BENCH,
542
00:24:07,216 --> 00:24:10,019
'CAUSE WE GOT
ALL TYPES OF PAINT,
WHATEVER YOU WANT.
543
00:24:10,019 --> 00:24:12,922
UH, CYAN, AZURE--
YOU NAME IT, WE GOT IT.
544
00:24:12,922 --> 00:24:15,885
THAT--THAT'S A BEAUTIFUL
COLOR FOR THIS CAR.
545
00:24:15,885 --> 00:24:16,786
THIS CAR, YEAH.
546
00:24:16,786 --> 00:24:17,627
LET ME SEE THE INSIDE.
547
00:24:17,627 --> 00:24:20,960
THE INSIDE. YES.
YOU ARE A MAN OF
DISCRIMINATING TASTE.
548
00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:24,694
I CAN TELL
BY YOUR 4 BUTTONS
UNDONE ON YOUR SHIRT.
549
00:24:24,694 --> 00:24:28,638
SO IT'S GOT, UH,
CARPET BOTH SIDES,
WHICH IS GOOD.
550
00:24:28,638 --> 00:24:30,700
A STEERING WHEEL, DIALS,
551
00:24:30,700 --> 00:24:32,942
SPEEDOMETER
AND O-ODOMETER.
552
00:24:32,942 --> 00:24:35,645
UH, NEOPRENE SEATS,
I BELIEVE.
553
00:24:35,645 --> 00:24:36,906
GIVE ME THE KEYS.
554
00:24:36,906 --> 00:24:39,208
HEY, WHY DON'T YOU
GO GET YOUR LADY?
555
00:24:39,208 --> 00:24:40,479
GET HER TO COME TAKE
A CLOSER LOOK.
556
00:24:40,479 --> 00:24:41,711
SEE IF SHE LIKES IT,
ALL RIGHT?
557
00:24:41,711 --> 00:24:42,682
THAT'S A GOOD I--
558
00:24:42,682 --> 00:24:43,953
LET ME GO GET HER, AND--
559
00:24:43,953 --> 00:24:46,485
WHY DON'T YOU
GIVE ME THE KEYS?
560
00:24:46,485 --> 00:24:49,989
I WANT TO GET
INSIDE THE CAR. NOW.
561
00:24:51,721 --> 00:24:55,064
I--I DON'T HAVE--BEN,
DO YOU HAVE THE KEYS?
562
00:24:55,064 --> 00:24:57,567
UH, WH-WHAT ABOUT
PRICE FIRST?
563
00:24:57,567 --> 00:24:58,528
PRICE, YES.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
564
00:24:58,528 --> 00:25:00,870
GET YOUR GAL. WE WILL
TALK DOLLARS AND CENTS.
565
00:25:00,870 --> 00:25:03,102
WHY ARE YOU
SO INTERESTED
IN MY WOMAN?
566
00:25:03,102 --> 00:25:05,104
J-JAMBALAYA?
JAMBALAYA!
J-JAMBALAYA!
567
00:25:05,104 --> 00:25:06,035
IT'S A TRAP!
568
00:25:06,035 --> 00:25:07,106
JAMBALAYA!
COME ON!
569
00:25:07,106 --> 00:25:08,638
SAM, GO!
GET HIM!
570
00:25:08,638 --> 00:25:10,109
GO! IT'S A TRAP!
571
00:25:10,109 --> 00:25:11,581
GO!
GET HIM, SAM!
572
00:25:11,581 --> 00:25:13,512
GET HIM! GET HIM!
GET HIM!
573
00:25:17,787 --> 00:25:20,249
KIT!
SEE YOU AT MIDNIGHT!
574
00:25:25,595 --> 00:25:26,596
GO GET HER! GET HER!
COME ON!
575
00:25:26,596 --> 00:25:29,599
OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH!
576
00:25:29,599 --> 00:25:30,600
GET HER! GET HER!
SHE'S GETTIN' AWAY!
577
00:25:30,600 --> 00:25:33,162
COME ON.
SAM, SAM, SAM,
GET HER! GET HER!
578
00:25:35,304 --> 00:25:37,567
CRA--WHOA.
579
00:25:37,567 --> 00:25:39,809
OH, THAT WAS CLOSE.
580
00:25:40,109 --> 00:25:42,241
OH, WEIRD.
IT FEELS HOT.
581
00:25:42,241 --> 00:25:45,745
HMM. CAN SOULS BREAK OUT
OF VESSELS, DO YOU THINK?
582
00:25:45,745 --> 00:25:47,617
I DON'T KNOW.
NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE.
583
00:25:47,617 --> 00:25:50,780
KIT SAID HE WAS
GONNA TRY TO MEET
HOLLY AT MIDNIGHT.
584
00:25:50,780 --> 00:25:52,882
YOU DON'T THINK SHE'S GONNA
COME AFTER US, DO YOU?
585
00:25:52,882 --> 00:25:55,585
GOD, I HOPE NOT.
SHE SCARES THE HELL
OUT OF ME.
586
00:25:55,585 --> 00:25:57,326
WELL, ALL WOMEN SCARE
THE HELL OUT OF YOU.
587
00:25:57,326 --> 00:25:59,789
HENCE YOUR LACK OF ACTION
WITH THAT TAYLOR CHICK, HMM?
588
00:25:59,789 --> 00:26:03,593
HEY, I MADE
A DATE WITH TAYLOR,
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
589
00:26:03,593 --> 00:26:04,063
OH, REALLY?
MM-HMM.
590
00:26:04,063 --> 00:26:06,135
YOU KNOW, THE DEVIL
CAN SEE HER FANTASIES.
591
00:26:06,135 --> 00:26:08,598
MAKES HER SOUND LIKE
SOME KIND OF SEX MANIAC.
592
00:26:08,598 --> 00:26:11,901
INSIDER TRADING TIPS
FROM THE DARK LORD.
593
00:26:12,602 --> 00:26:14,103
I SO WANT YOUR LIFE.
594
00:26:14,103 --> 00:26:15,705
HEY, MOVIE ARRIVED.
595
00:26:15,705 --> 00:26:17,076
LOVE, BULLETS
& BLACKTOP.
596
00:26:17,076 --> 00:26:20,810
GREAT.
QUESTION IS WILL THIS
HELP US FIND HOLLY?
597
00:26:20,810 --> 00:26:24,353
THE OTHER QUESTION
IS DOES THIS MOVIE
HAVE ANY NUDITY IN IT.
598
00:26:24,353 --> 00:26:26,616
IS THAT BETA?
599
00:26:27,917 --> 00:26:31,320
WHERE THE HELL ARE
WE GONNA FIND BETAMAX?
600
00:26:32,792 --> 00:26:36,325
WELCOME TO
THE WALL OF SOUND.
601
00:26:36,325 --> 00:26:39,598
HEY.
HEY, HEY.
602
00:26:42,772 --> 00:26:45,274
OH, WOW.
603
00:26:46,075 --> 00:26:51,140
THIS STUFF, UH, TAKES
UP A LOT OF SPACE IN
YOUR LIVING ROOM, HUH?
604
00:26:51,140 --> 00:26:53,212
[CHUCKLES]
IT CERTAINLY DOES!
605
00:26:53,212 --> 00:26:56,986
PRO LOGIC QUAD AMP,
SWEET RIBBON TWEETER,
606
00:26:56,986 --> 00:27:04,954
AND A DUAL-18 SUBWOOFER
THAT'LL BLOW A CHICK'S
PANTIES CLEAN OFF.
607
00:27:04,954 --> 00:27:06,095
WHUHH.
608
00:27:06,095 --> 00:27:07,997
YOU EVER SEEN
ANYTHING LIKE IT?
609
00:27:07,997 --> 00:27:09,028
NEVER.
DEFINITELY A FIRST.
610
00:27:09,028 --> 00:27:13,362
HEY, RUSS, YOU HAVE
A MACHINE THAT
MIGHT PLAY BETA?
611
00:27:13,362 --> 00:27:15,765
BETA?
612
00:27:15,765 --> 00:27:17,406
ABSOLUTELY.
613
00:27:19,138 --> 00:27:19,638
HERE YOU GO.
614
00:27:19,638 --> 00:27:24,914
YOU KNOW, I AM SO PUMPED
THAT YOU GUY--
615
00:27:24,914 --> 00:27:27,346
SIT DOWN. SIT DOWN.
YOU GUYS DECIDED
616
00:27:27,346 --> 00:27:31,350
TO COME AND PARTY
WITH THE RUSS MAN.
617
00:27:31,350 --> 00:27:38,657
WE ARE GONNA
GET A LITTLE CRAZY
UP HERE TONIGHT.
618
00:27:38,657 --> 00:27:39,228
LOOK OUT.
619
00:27:39,228 --> 00:27:41,731
SPACE, SPACE.
AW, THANKS. YEAH.
620
00:27:41,731 --> 00:27:44,363
OH! THAT'S
MY SHOULDER.
621
00:27:44,363 --> 00:27:47,096
YEAH.
ALL RIGHT.
622
00:27:50,740 --> 00:27:53,743
HO HO! ENH.
623
00:27:56,345 --> 00:27:57,376
WAIT A MINUTE.
624
00:27:57,376 --> 00:27:58,247
THAT'S REAL
IMPRESSIVE.
625
00:27:58,247 --> 00:28:01,811
WHAT KIND OF A HOST
DO I THINK I AM?
626
00:28:01,811 --> 00:28:03,913
WE CAN'T JUST
WATCH THE MOVIE.
627
00:28:03,913 --> 00:28:05,915
WE NEED TO GET HIGH FIRST!
628
00:28:05,915 --> 00:28:07,456
WHO WANTS TO RIP
SOME PEYOTE?
629
00:28:07,456 --> 00:28:11,991
UH. RUSS,
YOU KNOW, TONIGHT'S
NOT A GOOD PEYOTE NIGHT.
630
00:28:11,991 --> 00:28:17,326
OH, NO, NO, NO. NO.
PEYOTE, MAN, IT MAKES
A GREAT PLATFORM,
631
00:28:17,326 --> 00:28:19,298
AND THEN WE CUSTOMIZE
632
00:28:19,298 --> 00:28:24,233
WITH A WELL-CHOSEN
ASSORTMENT OF
PARTY ENHANCERS.
633
00:28:24,233 --> 00:28:29,879
WE'VE GOT ANGEL TEARS,
HORSE TRANKS, JELLY BABIES,
634
00:28:29,879 --> 00:28:32,211
MUSKIES, HAPPY FLAKES.
635
00:28:32,211 --> 00:28:33,712
HAPPY FLAKES?
636
00:28:33,712 --> 00:28:34,413
POPPERS?
637
00:28:34,413 --> 00:28:36,245
YOU KNOW, RUSS,
I WAS GONNA PASS.
638
00:28:36,245 --> 00:28:38,988
YEAH, YOU KNOW,
I TOOK A--I TOOK
A HORSE TRANK
639
00:28:38,988 --> 00:28:41,350
ON THE WAY
OVER HERE,
SO I'M, UH, GOOD.
640
00:28:41,350 --> 00:28:45,294
GUYS, YOU SAID THAT YOU
CAME OVER TO PARTY, RIGHT?
641
00:28:45,294 --> 00:28:46,055
OF COURSE.
642
00:28:46,055 --> 00:28:46,796
WELL, OK, THEN. COME ON.
643
00:28:46,796 --> 00:28:50,259
I MEAN, I DON'T WANNA--
I DON'T WANNA BE
WATCHING THIS MOVIE
644
00:28:50,259 --> 00:28:54,433
UNTIL WE'RE, LIKE,
ROLLING 4 DEEP, OK?
645
00:28:54,433 --> 00:28:56,936
[TIRES SKID]
646
00:28:56,936 --> 00:28:58,838
DID HOLLY
FOLLOW US?
647
00:28:58,838 --> 00:29:02,071
[ENGINE ACCELERATES]
648
00:29:07,016 --> 00:29:08,978
[CAR RADIO PLAYING RADAR LOVE]
649
00:29:08,978 --> 00:29:11,220
YOU...
650
00:29:13,482 --> 00:29:14,323
WHERE'S KIT?
651
00:29:14,323 --> 00:29:16,886
I--I DON'T--
I DON'T KNOW WHERE HE IS. I--
652
00:29:16,886 --> 00:29:20,229
WHERE IS THE 8-TRACK?!
GIVE IT TO ME NOW!
653
00:29:20,229 --> 00:29:22,792
NAH NYING NYING.
654
00:29:26,335 --> 00:29:28,237
HE'S RIGHT HERE.
655
00:29:41,780 --> 00:29:43,813
WHOA. WHOA.
656
00:29:49,959 --> 00:29:53,122
THAT BITCH IS CRAZY.
657
00:29:53,122 --> 00:29:53,963
OH. RUSS.
658
00:29:53,963 --> 00:29:55,094
RUSS. OH!
RUSS.
659
00:29:55,094 --> 00:29:56,165
RUSS.
RUSS.
660
00:29:56,165 --> 00:29:59,798
RUSS, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
ARE YOU--ARE...
661
00:30:00,269 --> 00:30:03,302
FLUSH THE DRUGS.
662
00:30:12,481 --> 00:30:13,442
HEY. SO WHAT'S
THE WORD ON RUSS?
663
00:30:13,442 --> 00:30:15,484
OH, HE'S FINE. HE'S ALL
ZONKED OUT ON HEAVY MEDS
664
00:30:15,484 --> 00:30:16,515
IN THE HOSPITAL,
GETTIN' SPONGE BATHS.
665
00:30:16,515 --> 00:30:18,317
IT'S KIND OF
HIS DREAM SCENARIO,
YOU KNOW?
666
00:30:18,317 --> 00:30:19,148
GOOD.
HE WON'T MISS THIS.
667
00:30:19,148 --> 00:30:21,991
COVER ME ON
THE FLOOR SO I CAN
HOOK THIS THING UP
668
00:30:21,991 --> 00:30:23,092
AND WE CAN WATCH
THE MOVIE.
669
00:30:23,092 --> 00:30:24,924
RIGHT.
RIGHT.
670
00:30:25,895 --> 00:30:27,826
THIS WAY.
671
00:30:27,826 --> 00:30:30,059
OK.
672
00:30:30,059 --> 00:30:31,330
HEY.
HEY.
673
00:30:31,330 --> 00:30:33,432
OH, THIS IS
THE SOUNDTRACK
674
00:30:33,432 --> 00:30:35,104
YOU WERE LISTENING
TO THE OTHER DAY.
675
00:30:35,104 --> 00:30:36,835
WHAT'S WITH
YOUR OBSESSION?
676
00:30:36,835 --> 00:30:37,236
I--
677
00:30:37,236 --> 00:30:39,238
WELL, YOU SHOULDN'T
HAVE TO WATCH THIS
OUT HERE
678
00:30:39,238 --> 00:30:40,539
WITH ALL THESE
MISERABLE CUSTOMERS.
679
00:30:40,539 --> 00:30:41,140
[LAUGHS]
680
00:30:41,140 --> 00:30:43,873
UH, YOU KNOW,
NOT YOU, SIR.
681
00:30:45,174 --> 00:30:47,016
FOLLOW ME.
682
00:30:49,078 --> 00:30:51,951
HERE. GET IN.
683
00:30:51,951 --> 00:30:52,621
YEAH...
684
00:30:52,621 --> 00:30:53,482
JUST HOLD THIS.
685
00:30:53,482 --> 00:30:56,555
WHERE ARE YOU
TAKING ME?
686
00:30:59,188 --> 00:31:03,132
OH, WOW.
YOU MADE ALL THIS?
687
00:31:03,132 --> 00:31:03,562
YEP. MY TED-FREE ZONE.
688
00:31:03,562 --> 00:31:07,937
WELL, UNTIL HE FINDS IT
AND I HAVE TO BUILD A NEW ONE.
689
00:31:07,937 --> 00:31:10,199
OH HO HO HO!
THIS IS GREAT.
690
00:31:10,199 --> 00:31:11,240
I KNOW. HERE.
691
00:31:11,240 --> 00:31:12,902
OH. THANKS.
692
00:31:18,177 --> 00:31:18,507
BEVERAGE?
693
00:31:18,507 --> 00:31:21,310
MOVIE'S STARTED.
YEAH, HIT ME.
694
00:31:24,153 --> 00:31:24,513
[LAUGHS]
YEAH.
695
00:31:24,513 --> 00:31:27,416
WOW.
DON'T WORRY.
I GOT IT COVERED.
696
00:31:27,416 --> 00:31:29,188
I GUESS SO.
697
00:31:36,025 --> 00:31:37,396
OPEN THE REGISTER.
698
00:31:37,396 --> 00:31:40,499
DON'T MAKE ME
DO SOMETHING WE'LL BOTH REGRET.
699
00:31:40,499 --> 00:31:43,672
MY LIFE IS
FULL OF REGRETS.
700
00:31:43,672 --> 00:31:46,075
YOUR MAMA KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE UP TO?
701
00:31:46,075 --> 00:31:48,107
YOUR MAMA KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE UP TO?
702
00:31:48,107 --> 00:31:49,178
HEH!
WOW.
703
00:31:49,178 --> 00:31:51,680
YEAH, THIS IS GENIUS.
YEAH.
704
00:31:51,680 --> 00:31:53,912
WILL YOU GIVE ME
WHAT I WANT?
705
00:31:53,912 --> 00:31:56,545
I JUST MIGHT.
706
00:32:03,092 --> 00:32:05,654
YEAH! [LAUGHS]
707
00:32:08,097 --> 00:32:08,657
DID YOU SEE THAT?
708
00:32:08,657 --> 00:32:09,658
THAT--THAT'S NOT
EVEN THE SAME CAR.
709
00:32:09,658 --> 00:32:11,130
I KNOW. I WAS JUST GONNA
SAY THE SAME THING.
710
00:32:11,130 --> 00:32:13,332
OK, YOU'D THINK
THEY'D GET THE COLOR
OF THE CAR RIGHT.
711
00:32:13,332 --> 00:32:15,164
I'M GONNA
LOSE 'EM.
712
00:32:15,164 --> 00:32:16,265
YOU WATCH ME.
713
00:32:16,265 --> 00:32:18,237
HANG ON.
714
00:32:18,237 --> 00:32:19,068
CATCH.
NO.
715
00:32:19,068 --> 00:32:20,109
UPP. YOU MISSED. CATCH.
716
00:32:20,109 --> 00:32:22,471
STOP IT RIGHT NOW.
SERIOUS. GET SERIOUS.
717
00:32:22,471 --> 00:32:24,273
WHAT? WHOOPS.
718
00:32:24,273 --> 00:32:25,144
[LAUGHS]
719
00:32:25,144 --> 00:32:28,047
Holly:
YEAH! WHOO HOO HOO!
720
00:32:28,047 --> 00:32:29,678
YEAH!
721
00:32:29,678 --> 00:32:31,520
Man: HELP.
[GUNSHOT]
722
00:32:31,520 --> 00:32:33,252
[CAR DOORS CLOSE]
723
00:32:33,252 --> 00:32:34,053
I'M SCARED, KIT.
724
00:32:34,053 --> 00:32:36,485
EVERY COP IN THE COUNTY'S
AFTER US.
725
00:32:36,485 --> 00:32:38,187
WHAT IF WE GET SEPARATED?
726
00:32:38,187 --> 00:32:39,628
WE MEET BACK HERE, BABY.
727
00:32:39,628 --> 00:32:42,091
THIS'LL ALWAYS
BE OUR PLACE.
728
00:32:42,091 --> 00:32:43,092
OK.
729
00:32:43,092 --> 00:32:45,534
[STARTS ENGINE]
730
00:32:52,001 --> 00:32:55,044
MIDNIGHT.
731
00:33:03,482 --> 00:33:06,355
KIT SAID IT RIGHT BEFORE
WE CAPTURED HIM.
732
00:33:06,355 --> 00:33:08,987
YEP. "MEET ME
AT MIDNIGHT."
733
00:33:08,987 --> 00:33:09,518
HUH.
734
00:33:09,518 --> 00:33:11,660
THERE'S HER CAR.
735
00:33:13,762 --> 00:33:15,594
YOU SCARED?
736
00:33:15,594 --> 00:33:16,225
DOES IT SHOW?
737
00:33:16,225 --> 00:33:18,227
YOU'RE KINDA HURTIN' MY ARM.
738
00:33:18,227 --> 00:33:18,997
OH. YEAH. SORRY.
739
00:33:18,997 --> 00:33:22,071
GOT SOME NAILS
ON YOU, MAN.
740
00:33:23,102 --> 00:33:23,572
Sock: GOT THAT--
741
00:33:23,572 --> 00:33:26,335
[WHISPERING]
Sock, shut up. Shh.
742
00:33:28,477 --> 00:33:29,738
Damn it, Ben.
743
00:33:29,738 --> 00:33:32,211
What?
744
00:33:41,050 --> 00:33:43,592
Sam, do you see her?
745
00:33:43,592 --> 00:33:44,523
You see anything?
746
00:33:44,523 --> 00:33:47,596
No, I don't
see anything.
747
00:33:57,406 --> 00:34:00,769
HOW DO I SET KIT FREE?!
TELL ME!
748
00:34:01,510 --> 00:34:03,612
HEY, GOLDILOCKS!
749
00:34:03,612 --> 00:34:06,175
[YELLS]
750
00:34:08,747 --> 00:34:09,578
AH HA HA!
751
00:34:09,578 --> 00:34:11,820
SUCK ON THAT, SUGAR LIPS!
752
00:34:11,820 --> 00:34:14,083
YEAH!
753
00:34:15,624 --> 00:34:17,756
SAM,
WHERE'S THE VESSEL?
754
00:34:17,756 --> 00:34:18,457
SAM, VESSEL.
755
00:34:18,457 --> 00:34:21,290
OH, DAMN. I LOST IT.
I--I--
756
00:34:24,333 --> 00:34:25,234
SOCK.
757
00:34:25,234 --> 00:34:27,636
[BONE CRACKS]
758
00:34:35,744 --> 00:34:41,710
WHAT DO YOU THINK SHE'S
GONNA DO WHEN SHE FINDS THAT
SHE'S GOT THE WRONG 8-TRACK?
759
00:34:41,710 --> 00:34:42,281
KILL US.
760
00:34:42,281 --> 00:34:45,083
YEAH, THAT SOUNDS
ABOUT RIGHT.
761
00:34:47,756 --> 00:34:49,087
HOW DOES THIS WORK?!
762
00:34:49,087 --> 00:34:52,391
HOW DO I GET HIM
OUT OF HERE?
763
00:34:52,391 --> 00:34:52,761
UH...
764
00:34:52,761 --> 00:34:55,764
YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME
HOW TO GET KIT BACK.
765
00:34:55,764 --> 00:34:56,695
AH! O-OK. O--
766
00:34:56,695 --> 00:34:59,228
EASY, EASY, EASY.
767
00:35:02,801 --> 00:35:04,703
WHOA!
AHH...
768
00:35:21,850 --> 00:35:24,353
I THINK YOU SEE
WHERE THIS IS GOING.
769
00:35:24,353 --> 00:35:24,723
YEAH.
770
00:35:24,723 --> 00:35:28,657
YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME
HOW TO FREE MY BABY OR--
771
00:35:28,657 --> 00:35:29,658
OK, LOOK,
IF YOU KILL US,
772
00:35:29,658 --> 00:35:30,859
YOU'LL NEVER
GET HIM OUT.
YEAH.
773
00:35:30,859 --> 00:35:32,731
TELL ME
HOW TO SET KIT FREE,
774
00:35:32,731 --> 00:35:33,832
OR I WILL TORCH
THIS WHOLE PLACE,
775
00:35:33,832 --> 00:35:38,507
AND THERE WILL ONLY
ONE BE OF US GETTING
OUT OF HERE ALIVE.
776
00:35:38,507 --> 00:35:39,708
WHICH ONE OF US?
777
00:35:39,708 --> 00:35:41,910
WHICH--
WHAT? I DIDN'T---
778
00:35:41,910 --> 00:35:43,212
AAH!
AAH!
779
00:35:43,212 --> 00:35:44,773
AHH-HAH-HAH.
AHH-HA-HA.
780
00:35:44,773 --> 00:35:45,814
AAH! AH-YAH!
781
00:35:45,814 --> 00:35:47,616
I LIKE YOU. YOU'RE COOL.
782
00:35:47,616 --> 00:35:48,917
I LIKE YOUR SHOES.
783
00:35:48,917 --> 00:35:49,778
AHH! AH HAH HAH HAH!
784
00:35:49,778 --> 00:35:53,482
LISTEN, HOLLY,
Y-YOU DON'T HAVE
TO DO THIS, OK?
785
00:35:53,482 --> 00:35:55,684
L-LET'S TALK,
ALL RIGHT?
786
00:35:55,684 --> 00:35:57,526
WE CAN'T
LET KIT OUT,
BUT I--I SWEAR,
787
00:35:57,526 --> 00:36:00,189
YOU LET US FREE, AND
WE'LL LET YOU GO.
788
00:36:00,189 --> 00:36:01,830
[SIGHS]
789
00:36:01,830 --> 00:36:03,832
WE'LL LET YOU GO.
I...
790
00:36:06,865 --> 00:36:08,697
YOU'RE GONNA LET ME GO?
791
00:36:08,697 --> 00:36:10,539
KIT HAS TO GO
BACK TO HELL,
792
00:36:10,539 --> 00:36:11,770
BUT YOU,
YOU CAN START OVER.
793
00:36:11,770 --> 00:36:13,702
ALL RIGHT, YOU CAN
FIND A NEW GUY.
794
00:36:13,702 --> 00:36:16,945
OH, IS THAT RIGHT?
FIND A NEW GUY?
795
00:36:16,945 --> 00:36:19,648
YOU THINK THERE'S
SOMEONE LIKE KIT OUT THERE,
796
00:36:19,648 --> 00:36:25,484
ALL FIRE AND PASSION
AND DANGER?
797
00:36:25,484 --> 00:36:26,615
LIKE YOU?
798
00:36:26,615 --> 00:36:29,958
ARE YOU A TOUGH GUY?
799
00:36:30,589 --> 00:36:32,821
DO YOU LIKE TO GET CRAZY?
800
00:36:32,821 --> 00:36:36,365
DO YOU LIKE TO PLAY
WITH DANGER?
801
00:36:36,665 --> 00:36:39,628
I DABBLE.
802
00:36:39,628 --> 00:36:40,529
GOOD.
803
00:36:40,529 --> 00:36:42,701
LET'S SEE
HOW TOUGH YOU ARE.
804
00:36:42,701 --> 00:36:43,832
LOOK, NO. L-LET'S NOT.
805
00:36:43,832 --> 00:36:45,634
LET'S--LET'S NOT
SEE HOW TOUGH I--
806
00:36:45,634 --> 00:36:46,935
I--I DON'T WANNA SEE.
807
00:36:46,935 --> 00:36:48,807
[SOCK AND BEN SHUDDER]
808
00:36:49,338 --> 00:36:50,709
Sock: ♪ I--I BEEN
DRIVIN' ALL NIGHT ♪
809
00:36:50,709 --> 00:36:53,842
♪ MY HAND'S WET
ON THE WHEEL ♪
810
00:36:54,883 --> 00:36:56,815
[IMITATING GUITAR]
♪ BENH, NEH NEH,
NEH NEH NENH ♪
811
00:36:56,815 --> 00:37:00,619
♪ TH-THERE'S A VOI--
VOICE IN MY HEAD ♪
812
00:37:00,619 --> 00:37:01,590
THAT DRIVES MY HEEL ♪
813
00:37:01,590 --> 00:37:03,252
Both: ♪ BENH, NEH NEH,
NEH NEH NENH ♪
814
00:37:03,252 --> 00:37:07,696
♪ SAID IT'S MY BABY CALLIN',
AND SHE NEEDS ME HERE ♪
815
00:37:07,696 --> 00:37:09,658
♪ BENH, NEH NEH,
NEH NEH DENH ♪
816
00:37:09,658 --> 00:37:12,701
♪ AND IT'S A-HALF PAST 4:00,
AND I'M SHIFTIN' GEARS ♪
817
00:37:12,701 --> 00:37:14,603
♪ BENH, NEH NEH,
NEH NEH DENH ♪
818
00:37:14,603 --> 00:37:15,504
[IMITATES DRUM FLOURISH]
819
00:37:15,504 --> 00:37:20,539
♪ WE GOT A THING
THAT WE CALL RADAR LOVE ♪
820
00:37:20,539 --> 00:37:21,610
♪ WE GOT A LIGHT ♪
821
00:37:21,610 --> 00:37:23,742
AH HA HA!
♪ THAT WE SHINE ♪
822
00:37:23,742 --> 00:37:25,814
[SOCK LAUGHING]
823
00:37:28,647 --> 00:37:29,978
S-SAM!
SAM!
824
00:37:29,978 --> 00:37:31,720
[STAMMERS]
825
00:37:34,983 --> 00:37:35,854
SAM!
826
00:37:35,854 --> 00:37:38,327
OHH! SAM.
SAM!
827
00:37:38,327 --> 00:37:40,559
OH, SAM.
828
00:37:58,777 --> 00:38:00,048
EH?
829
00:38:00,048 --> 00:38:01,380
WHOO!
AH HA HA!
830
00:38:01,380 --> 00:38:01,750
YEAH.
[SIGHS]
831
00:38:01,750 --> 00:38:07,356
♪ WE GOT A THING THAT
WE CALL RADAR LOVE ♪
WHOO!
832
00:38:07,356 --> 00:38:07,986
♪ WE GOT A ♪
833
00:38:07,986 --> 00:38:09,858
♪ LIGHT THAT SHINES ♪
834
00:38:09,858 --> 00:38:11,690
♪ RADAR LOVE ♪
835
00:38:11,690 --> 00:38:14,693
YEAH.
YEAH.
836
00:38:14,693 --> 00:38:16,625
DINK.
837
00:38:17,626 --> 00:38:18,767
WHOO.
OHH.
838
00:38:18,767 --> 00:38:21,029
UM, THERE'S TAYLOR.
839
00:38:22,671 --> 00:38:24,373
YOU GUYS
CAN DISAPPEAR.
840
00:38:24,373 --> 00:38:25,874
COOL.
841
00:38:25,874 --> 00:38:26,975
ALL RIGHT.
[CLEARS THROAT]
842
00:38:26,975 --> 00:38:28,937
GO, MIGHTY WARLORD.
COLLECT YOUR SPOILS.
843
00:38:28,937 --> 00:38:32,310
LET'S NOT CALL HER SPOILS
TO HER FACE.
844
00:38:32,310 --> 00:38:33,742
GOOD LUCK, SAM.
845
00:38:39,418 --> 00:38:43,652
SO, IS THAT YOUR THING,
KISSING RANDOM GUYS IN BARS?
846
00:38:43,652 --> 00:38:45,754
[LAUGHS]
847
00:38:45,754 --> 00:38:47,325
SCREW YOU.
848
00:38:47,325 --> 00:38:48,056
WELL...
849
00:38:48,056 --> 00:38:50,759
NO. I, UH...
850
00:38:50,759 --> 00:38:52,801
THOUGHT
YOU WERE CUTE.
851
00:38:52,801 --> 00:38:55,834
DIDN'T LOOK LIKE
THE KIND OF GUY TO
MAKE THE FIRST MOVE.
852
00:38:55,834 --> 00:38:58,036
EXCUSE ME? I...
853
00:38:58,036 --> 00:38:58,967
MAKE MOVES.
854
00:38:58,967 --> 00:39:01,510
COME ON, SAM OLIVER.
855
00:39:01,510 --> 00:39:02,671
YOU HAVE TO THINK
ABOUT EVERYTHING.
856
00:39:02,671 --> 00:39:05,614
DON'T YOU EVER WANT
TO JUST DO SOMETHING
TOTALLY SPONTANEOUS?
857
00:39:05,614 --> 00:39:08,577
SOMETHING YOU KNEW
YOU SHOULDN'T?
858
00:39:20,859 --> 00:39:23,361
WHAT IF SOMEBODY
OPENS THE DOOR?
859
00:39:23,361 --> 00:39:24,533
WHO CARES, RIGHT?
860
00:39:24,533 --> 00:39:27,966
YOU LIKE IT DANGEROUS?
COOL.
861
00:39:29,498 --> 00:39:32,801
OH, SAM. THAT TOTALLY
DRIVES ME CRAZY.
862
00:39:32,801 --> 00:39:34,803
HOW DID YOU KNOW?
863
00:39:37,846 --> 00:39:40,709
UH, LOOK, UH...
864
00:39:40,709 --> 00:39:42,681
THIS--THIS, UH--
865
00:39:42,681 --> 00:39:44,653
THIS DOESN'T FEEL RIGHT.
866
00:39:44,653 --> 00:39:46,985
WAIT. WHAT?
867
00:39:46,985 --> 00:39:50,388
SAM, YOU PULLED ME
INTO THE CLOSET.
868
00:39:50,388 --> 00:39:53,622
YEAH. NO, I KNOW.
I DID. I J--UH...
869
00:39:53,622 --> 00:39:56,164
THIS JUST--THIS ISN'T ME.
870
00:39:56,164 --> 00:39:56,565
CAN WE--
871
00:39:56,565 --> 00:39:59,968
CAN WE JUST--CAN WE
SLOW IT DOWN A LITTLE?
872
00:39:59,968 --> 00:40:02,701
SURE.
873
00:40:03,672 --> 00:40:06,875
YOU REALLY ARE STRANGE.
874
00:40:06,875 --> 00:40:08,577
YEAH, YEAH, I--
875
00:40:08,577 --> 00:40:11,409
I COULDN'T AGREE MORE.
876
00:40:17,546 --> 00:40:18,487
I'M SORRY, SAMMY.
877
00:40:18,487 --> 00:40:23,992
I NEVER SHOULD HAVE
PUSHED THAT WHOLE
TAYLOR THING ON YOU.
878
00:40:23,992 --> 00:40:27,696
I HAD NO IDEA
YOU WERE A HOMOSEXUAL.
879
00:40:27,996 --> 00:40:31,530
"WE SHOULD JUST
SLOW IT DOWN A LITTLE"?
880
00:40:32,100 --> 00:40:34,202
HMM. YOU HEAR THAT?
881
00:40:34,202 --> 00:40:37,936
THAT'S THE SOUND OF
EVERY MAN IN THE WORLD
LAUGHING AT YOU.
882
00:40:37,936 --> 00:40:40,068
SO YOU CAME ALL THE WAY HERE
JUST TO BUST ON ME?
883
00:40:40,068 --> 00:40:43,512
OH, QUITE THE CONTRARY.
I FEEL BAD.
884
00:40:43,512 --> 00:40:43,772
I REALLY DO.
885
00:40:43,772 --> 00:40:49,077
I JUST WANTED YOU
TO GET THE GIRL FOR ONCE
IN YOUR MISERABLE LIFE.
886
00:40:49,077 --> 00:40:50,078
YEAH, I REALLY
APPRECIATE YOUR CONCERN,
887
00:40:50,078 --> 00:40:53,021
BUT MAYBE I'M JUST NOT SURE
THAT THAT'S THE GIRL I WANT.
888
00:40:53,021 --> 00:40:56,625
RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT.
YOU'RE HOLDING OUT
FOR TRUE LOVE.
889
00:40:56,625 --> 00:40:59,688
I TOLD YOU, SAM,
THERE IS NO SUCH THING.
890
00:40:59,688 --> 00:41:01,590
YOU KNOW,
I COULDN'T FIGURE OUT
891
00:41:01,590 --> 00:41:04,032
WHY YOU KEPT
THROWING TAYLOR IN MY PATH.
892
00:41:04,032 --> 00:41:07,496
IT'S NOT BECAUSE
YOU REALLY CARE ABOUT ME.
893
00:41:07,496 --> 00:41:08,697
HEY! UNTRUE.
894
00:41:08,697 --> 00:41:09,768
IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE
TEMPTING ME AGAIN.
895
00:41:09,768 --> 00:41:12,641
YOU JUST WANT ME TO BE
MORE LIKE YOU, BUT I'M NOT.
896
00:41:12,641 --> 00:41:14,102
I DON'T BELIEVE THERE'S
NO SUCH THING AS LOVE.
897
00:41:14,102 --> 00:41:16,505
AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
I DON'T BELIEVE
THAT YOU BELIEVE THAT.
898
00:41:16,505 --> 00:41:20,579
WOW. YOU KNOW,
CELIBACY REALLY
MAKES YOU INSIGHTFUL.
899
00:41:20,579 --> 00:41:23,652
COME ON. YOU'VE BEEN AROUND
SINCE THE DAWN OF TIME.
900
00:41:23,652 --> 00:41:26,484
ARE YOU TELLING ME
YOU'VE NEVER BEEN IN LOVE?
901
00:41:26,484 --> 00:41:28,256
WELL, PERSONALLY,
902
00:41:28,256 --> 00:41:34,062
I'VE ALWAYS FOUND LUST
TO BE QUITE SATISFYING.
903
00:41:34,062 --> 00:41:36,825
YEAH. YOU WOULD.
904
00:41:37,025 --> 00:41:48,937
[ROCK 'N' ROLL]
♪♪
905
00:41:48,937 --> 00:41:50,138
[CLICK]
906
00:41:50,138 --> 00:41:53,241
Brenda Lee: ♪ I WONDER ♪
907
00:41:53,241 --> 00:41:56,945
♪ MY LITTLE DARLING ♪
908
00:41:56,945 --> 00:41:59,718
♪ WHERE YOU CAN BE ♪
909
00:41:59,718 --> 00:42:02,651
♪ THIS MOONLIT NIGHT ♪
910
00:42:03,622 --> 00:42:08,957
♪ ARE YOU HOLDING
SOMEONE TIGHT? ♪
911
00:42:08,957 --> 00:42:13,531
♪ I WONDER ♪
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