1 00:00:02,573 --> 00:00:04,035 DAMN. 2 00:00:04,035 --> 00:00:04,535 WE LOOK GOOD. 3 00:00:04,535 --> 00:00:06,537 I'M THINKIN' ABOUT TOUCHIN' MYSELF. 4 00:00:06,537 --> 00:00:07,478 NOT IN MY CAR, PLEASE. 5 00:00:07,478 --> 00:00:09,780 Man: ♪ VOICE IN MY HEAD THAT DRIVES MY HEEL ♪ 6 00:00:09,780 --> 00:00:10,311 [STATIC] 7 00:00:10,311 --> 00:00:13,114 [SAME SONG] ♪ IT'S MY BABY CALLIN', SAYS I NEED YOU HERE ♪ 8 00:00:13,114 --> 00:00:14,545 THAT'S WEIRD. CHANGE THE CHANNEL. 9 00:00:14,545 --> 00:00:18,119 ÉSTE SALE A MARIA DE JOSE, RADAR LOVE. 10 00:00:18,119 --> 00:00:20,521 [SAME] ♪ AND IT'S A-HALF PAST 4:00, AND I'M SHIFTIN' GEARS ♪ 11 00:00:20,521 --> 00:00:21,192 MAN, WHAT... 12 00:00:21,192 --> 00:00:23,023 I THINK THE DEVIL'S TRYING TO TALK TO YOU, 13 00:00:23,023 --> 00:00:24,695 TELLIN' YOU IT'S TIME TO GO TO WORK. 14 00:00:24,695 --> 00:00:25,596 NAH. UH-UH. NO, NOT TONIGHT. 15 00:00:25,596 --> 00:00:29,130 TONIGHT IS SPECIAL. WE ARE GETTIN' SAM LAID TONIGHT. 16 00:00:29,130 --> 00:00:29,730 SOCK, I DON'T-- 17 00:00:29,730 --> 00:00:30,801 SAM, I DON'T WANNA HEAR A WORD FROM YOU, ALL RIGHT? 18 00:00:30,801 --> 00:00:34,165 ONE WORD ABOUT ANDI, AND YOU ARE CATCHIN' THE HEADBUTTIN' OF YOUR LIFE. 19 00:00:34,165 --> 00:00:36,137 YOU AND ANDI ARE TRYIN' TO BE FRIENDS, 20 00:00:36,137 --> 00:00:38,739 SO THAT MEANS YOU ARE OFFICIALLY BACK IN BUSINESS 21 00:00:38,739 --> 00:00:40,411 WITH ALL OTHER LADIES STARTING RIGHT NOW. 22 00:00:40,411 --> 00:00:44,715 WE ARE PLANTING YOUR FLAG AT IWO JIMA TONIGHT, MY FRIEND. 23 00:00:46,317 --> 00:00:49,550 [SAME SONG PLAYING] 24 00:00:54,785 --> 00:00:59,160 ♪ THE RADIO'S PLAYIN' SOME FORGOTTEN SONG ♪ 25 00:01:00,231 --> 00:01:04,435 ♪ BRAND-NEW DAY, I'M COMIN' ON STRONG ♪ 26 00:01:04,835 --> 00:01:08,799 ♪ THE ROAD HAS GOT ME HYPNOTIZED ♪ 27 00:01:09,300 --> 00:01:14,805 ♪ AND I'M A-SPEEDIN' INTO A NEW SUNRISE ♪ 28 00:01:15,506 --> 00:01:19,750 IT'S SO HARD TO MEET WOMEN. 29 00:01:19,750 --> 00:01:21,152 WELL, YOU 2 CRYBABY BITCHES 30 00:01:21,152 --> 00:01:23,354 MAY HAVE DECIDED TO BAIL ON TONIGHT, 31 00:01:23,354 --> 00:01:25,756 BUT I AM NOT GIVING UP, ALL RIGHT? 32 00:01:25,756 --> 00:01:27,358 [IMITATES EXPLOSIONS] HERE WE GO. 33 00:01:27,358 --> 00:01:31,692 JUST GOTTA JUMP-START THE ACTION A LITTLE, KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 34 00:01:31,692 --> 00:01:34,765 [CLEARS THROAT] WATCH AND LEARN, BOYS. 35 00:01:37,097 --> 00:01:39,330 ♪ IN THIS, BABY ♪ 36 00:01:39,330 --> 00:01:40,501 ♪ MEJOR ♪ 37 00:01:40,501 --> 00:01:42,333 ♪ GIDDYUP, HORSIE ♪ 38 00:01:42,333 --> 00:01:42,803 OH, NO. 39 00:01:42,803 --> 00:01:44,705 ♪ WHO'S RIDIN' YOUR PONY? ♪ 40 00:01:44,705 --> 00:01:47,408 ♪ WHO HAS A NOOSE AROUND YOUR NECK? ♪ 41 00:01:47,408 --> 00:01:48,479 OH, GOD. 42 00:01:48,479 --> 00:01:50,811 ♪ CRANK HARD ♪ 43 00:01:50,811 --> 00:01:52,143 ♪ CHECK... ♪ 44 00:01:52,143 --> 00:01:53,714 OH. HELLO. 45 00:01:53,714 --> 00:01:56,187 ♪ WHO'S RIDING YOUR PONY? ♪ 46 00:01:56,187 --> 00:01:56,787 WHOA. 47 00:01:56,787 --> 00:01:57,718 ♪ IS IT TIME TO HIDE? ♪ 48 00:01:57,718 --> 00:01:58,719 ♪ OH, MAYBE... ♪ 49 00:01:58,719 --> 00:02:01,452 AT LEAST HE HAS ONE-- 50 00:02:01,452 --> 00:02:02,893 [LAUGHS] LOOK AT THIS. 51 00:02:02,893 --> 00:02:05,726 YEAH, GOOD THING I SAT DOWN, RIGHT? 52 00:02:05,726 --> 00:02:07,428 OH. OHH. 53 00:02:07,428 --> 00:02:08,229 YOU GUYS ARE MULTIPLYING. 54 00:02:08,229 --> 00:02:10,431 ♪ 'CAUSE IF YOU REALLY ASK YOURSELF... ♪ 55 00:02:10,431 --> 00:02:11,902 BERT WYSOCKI. 56 00:02:11,902 --> 00:02:14,765 BOOTIES ON THE FLOOR. BOOTIES ON THE FLOOR. 57 00:02:14,765 --> 00:02:15,206 UNH! UHH! 58 00:02:15,206 --> 00:02:17,468 OH, I HURT MY KNEE, BUT THAT'S OK. 59 00:02:17,468 --> 00:02:19,770 SMELLS LIKE BEER. YOU EVER NOTICE HOW BEER SMELLS LIKE BEER? 60 00:02:19,770 --> 00:02:24,245 WHOO! BEST BACHELORETTE PARTY EVER! 61 00:02:24,245 --> 00:02:26,747 HAVING SUCH A BLAST, HEY, NICOLE? 62 00:02:26,747 --> 00:02:30,781 WE ARE SENDING YOU OUT IN STYLE! 63 00:02:30,781 --> 00:02:34,485 I THINK WE'LL BE SENDING NICOLE OUT IN A BODY BAG. 64 00:02:34,485 --> 00:02:36,827 [LAUGHTER] 65 00:02:38,859 --> 00:02:41,762 THEY ARE LAUGHING AT ANYTHING. 66 00:02:41,762 --> 00:02:43,163 WE ARE SO IN. 67 00:02:43,163 --> 00:02:45,696 [LAUGHTER] 68 00:02:51,272 --> 00:02:53,344 [LAUGHTER STOPS] 69 00:02:57,548 --> 00:02:59,750 [GIGGLE] 70 00:03:01,752 --> 00:03:04,855 I'VE HAD, LIKE, 7 LONG ISLAND ICED TEAS. 71 00:03:04,855 --> 00:03:08,219 I WAS GONNA SAY IT TASTED LIKE A COSMO. 72 00:03:08,219 --> 00:03:10,821 I'M TAYLOR. SAM. 73 00:03:10,821 --> 00:03:11,822 [LAUGHTER] 74 00:03:11,822 --> 00:03:12,723 COME ON. 75 00:03:12,723 --> 00:03:14,365 SHOTS. SHOTS. 76 00:03:14,365 --> 00:03:15,966 MORE DRINKS FOR YOU. 77 00:03:15,966 --> 00:03:17,528 THIS IS MY NUMBER. 78 00:03:17,528 --> 00:03:18,769 OK. 79 00:03:20,901 --> 00:03:21,802 BETTER CALL ME. 80 00:03:21,802 --> 00:03:24,375 YEAH. YEAH, OK. YEAH. 81 00:03:24,375 --> 00:03:26,537 YOU WANT ME TO-- RIGHT. OK. 82 00:03:26,537 --> 00:03:28,309 GIVE ME YOURS, TOO. 83 00:03:28,309 --> 00:03:29,209 THERE YOU GO. 84 00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:31,412 Sock: AW, DON'T WORRY, MA'AM. 85 00:03:31,412 --> 00:03:31,842 Ben: YES. 86 00:03:31,842 --> 00:03:35,846 GUYS, IT IS NOT A BACHELORETTE PARTY WITHOUT A STRIPPER. 87 00:03:35,846 --> 00:03:36,987 OOH. 88 00:03:36,987 --> 00:03:37,948 [LAUGHTER] 89 00:03:37,948 --> 00:03:39,850 OH, MY GOD. 90 00:03:39,850 --> 00:03:43,754 SOCK, MM-HMM, YOU WANNA BE OUR STRIPPER? 91 00:03:43,754 --> 00:03:45,656 UH, NO. NO. NO. 92 00:03:45,656 --> 00:03:46,757 COME ON! 93 00:03:46,757 --> 00:03:49,700 COME ON. YOU'RE THE FUNNY DANCING GUY. 94 00:03:49,700 --> 00:03:50,401 DANCE! 95 00:03:50,401 --> 00:03:52,263 YOU KNOW, I AM NOT YOUR MONKEY! 96 00:03:52,263 --> 00:03:55,566 I'M NOT YOUR MONKEY, OK? 97 00:03:55,566 --> 00:03:57,338 JEEZ. 98 00:03:57,338 --> 00:04:01,312 BEN, BENNY, WANNA BE OUR STRIPPER? 99 00:04:01,312 --> 00:04:03,574 NOT FOR FREE. I COULD LOSE MY UNION CARD. 100 00:04:03,574 --> 00:04:08,279 BUT, UH, MY BUDDY SAM HERE'S A HELL OF A DANCER. 101 00:04:08,279 --> 00:04:09,720 NO. NO! I--I CAN'T-- YEAH. 102 00:04:09,720 --> 00:04:11,452 YES. SAM! SAM! 103 00:04:11,452 --> 00:04:12,423 [CHANTING] SAM! SAM! 104 00:04:12,423 --> 00:04:14,585 SAM! SAM! SAM! SAM! SAM! SAM! 105 00:04:14,585 --> 00:04:15,486 SAM! SAM! [LAUGHS] 106 00:04:15,486 --> 00:04:18,789 SAM! SAM! SAM! SAM! SAM! SAM! SAM! SAM! 107 00:04:18,789 --> 00:04:21,362 I CAN'T. I--I, UH-- 108 00:04:21,362 --> 00:04:23,794 I HAVE A TRICK KNEE. 109 00:04:23,994 --> 00:04:26,837 REALLY. IT DOESN'T... 110 00:04:35,476 --> 00:04:38,409 IT'S JUST SO HARD TO MEET WOMEN. 111 00:04:39,410 --> 00:04:40,981 YEAH. 112 00:04:58,669 --> 00:05:01,672 WELL, LET'S SEE WHAT THE PRINCE OF DARKNESS 113 00:05:01,672 --> 00:05:04,705 HAS FOR US THIS TIME. 114 00:05:05,636 --> 00:05:06,637 Sam: 8-TRACK? 115 00:05:06,637 --> 00:05:08,038 SO, UH, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO 116 00:05:08,038 --> 00:05:10,341 ABOUT THAT TAYLOR CHICK, SAMMY? SHE WAS HOT. 117 00:05:10,341 --> 00:05:11,742 AH, SHE'S NOT REALLY MY TYPE. 118 00:05:11,742 --> 00:05:13,814 WHAT'S WITH THE VESSEL? YOUR TYPE? 119 00:05:13,814 --> 00:05:15,346 [LAUGHS] 120 00:05:15,346 --> 00:05:15,916 IS SHE A GIRL? DING. 121 00:05:15,916 --> 00:05:17,918 WHAT ELSE DO YOU NEED TO KNOW? COME ON. 122 00:05:17,918 --> 00:05:20,751 WE JUST--WE DON'T HAVE ANYTHING IN COMMON. 123 00:05:20,751 --> 00:05:21,392 WHO CARES? 124 00:05:21,392 --> 00:05:22,393 YOU'RE NOT GONNA MARRY THE GIRL, SAM. 125 00:05:22,393 --> 00:05:23,654 YOU GOTTA GET ALL THIS RELATIONSHIP GARBAGE 126 00:05:23,654 --> 00:05:24,995 OUT OF YOUR HEAD, I'M TELLING YOU. 127 00:05:24,995 --> 00:05:26,357 ALL RIGHT. SOCK, SHUT UP. VESSEL? 128 00:05:26,357 --> 00:05:30,330 SOUNDTRACK TO A MOVIE CALLED LOVE, BULLETS and BLACKTOP. 129 00:05:30,330 --> 00:05:31,732 NEVER HEARD OF IT. 130 00:05:31,732 --> 00:05:34,805 LET ME GUESS. ONE OF THE SONGS IS RADAR LOVE. 131 00:05:34,805 --> 00:05:35,706 TRACK NUMBER ONE. 132 00:05:35,706 --> 00:05:38,769 ALL RIGHT, SO I KEEP HEARING THAT SONG, 133 00:05:38,769 --> 00:05:41,412 AND THE VESSEL IS AN OBSOLETE TAPE. 134 00:05:41,412 --> 00:05:43,614 THIS GIVES ME NOTHING. 135 00:05:43,874 --> 00:05:46,417 WELL, MAYBE THE ANSWER'S IN THE TUNES. 136 00:05:46,417 --> 00:05:48,979 YOU THINK THAT STILL PLAYS? 137 00:05:58,058 --> 00:05:59,490 WHAT'S THAT? 138 00:05:59,490 --> 00:06:00,591 OH-- AH, COOL. 139 00:06:00,591 --> 00:06:01,392 AN 8-TRACK. 140 00:06:01,392 --> 00:06:03,634 WHERE'D YOU GET THIS? 141 00:06:03,634 --> 00:06:04,565 I FOUND IT. 142 00:06:04,565 --> 00:06:06,597 YEAH, MY DAD HAD A MILLION OF THESE. 143 00:06:06,597 --> 00:06:07,738 ANY GOOD SONGS ON HERE? 144 00:06:07,738 --> 00:06:09,700 AH, JUST OLD SEVENTIES STUFF. 145 00:06:09,700 --> 00:06:11,672 RIGHT. AND YOU THOUGHT THAT YOU COULD ACTUALLY 146 00:06:11,672 --> 00:06:13,644 PLAY IT IN ONE OF THE SYSTEMS WE SELL? 147 00:06:13,644 --> 00:06:15,706 RIGHT. YEAH, I REALIZED... 148 00:06:15,706 --> 00:06:17,478 ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW WHAT? I THINK MY MOM 149 00:06:17,478 --> 00:06:18,449 MIGHT HAVE MY DAD'S OLD PLAYER. 150 00:06:18,449 --> 00:06:20,150 WHY DON'T YOU JUST COME OVER AND USE IT? 151 00:06:20,150 --> 00:06:22,382 YEAH. THAT-- THAT WOULD BE GREAT. 152 00:06:22,382 --> 00:06:23,514 OK. [CELLPHONE RINGS] 153 00:06:23,514 --> 00:06:24,615 YEAH. HOLD--HELLO. 154 00:06:24,615 --> 00:06:25,986 SAM? YES. 155 00:06:25,986 --> 00:06:27,718 HEY. KNOW WHO THIS IS? 156 00:06:27,718 --> 00:06:28,619 I D--I DO, YEAH. 157 00:06:28,619 --> 00:06:30,961 IT'S T--IT'S TAYLOR. [NERVOUS LAUGH] 158 00:06:30,961 --> 00:06:32,593 HAD FUN LAST NIGHT. TAYLOR? 159 00:06:32,593 --> 00:06:34,495 IT WAS NICE. WHO'S TAYLOR? 160 00:06:34,495 --> 00:06:35,426 SO CALL ME. 161 00:06:35,426 --> 00:06:37,498 OK. YEAH, I-- I'LL GIVE YOU A CALL. 162 00:06:37,498 --> 00:06:38,569 STILL HAVE MY NUMBER? 163 00:06:38,569 --> 00:06:39,129 MM-HMM. GREAT. 164 00:06:39,129 --> 00:06:41,001 BY THE WAY, ARE YOUR LIPS STILL LONELY? 165 00:06:41,001 --> 00:06:43,904 UH, MY LIPS ARE CURRENTLY NOT LONELY, OK? 166 00:06:43,904 --> 00:06:46,406 I--I GOTTA GO. ALL RIGHT. BYE. 167 00:06:46,406 --> 00:06:48,839 THAT WAS MY DENTIST. 168 00:06:48,839 --> 00:06:51,642 OH, DR. TAYLOR? 169 00:06:52,042 --> 00:06:53,043 SAM, COME ON. 170 00:06:53,043 --> 00:06:55,415 I MEAN, I HEARD HER VOICE. 171 00:06:55,415 --> 00:06:57,718 DID YOU MEET A GIRL? 172 00:06:57,718 --> 00:06:59,189 WE WERE TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE. 173 00:06:59,189 --> 00:07:02,953 YOU WANT--YOU WANTED A COFFEE, RIGHT? YOU WANT-- 174 00:07:02,953 --> 00:07:05,726 LET ME GET YOU A COFFEE. OK. 175 00:07:05,726 --> 00:07:06,627 OK. 2 SUGARS. 176 00:07:06,627 --> 00:07:08,759 UH-HUH. 177 00:07:09,660 --> 00:07:12,032 DR. TAYLOR? SERIOUSLY? 178 00:07:12,032 --> 00:07:14,134 YOU'RE SUCH AN IDIOT. 179 00:07:14,134 --> 00:07:16,106 I MEAN, COME ON. 180 00:07:16,967 --> 00:07:19,109 WHOA. WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 181 00:07:19,109 --> 00:07:22,743 WHOA, WHOA. WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 182 00:07:25,876 --> 00:07:28,549 [DISPATCH CHATTER] 183 00:07:35,656 --> 00:07:38,228 [HELICOPTER] 184 00:07:49,940 --> 00:07:52,673 WHAT THE HELL IS GOIN' ON? 185 00:07:52,673 --> 00:07:53,704 TRAIN WRECK. 186 00:07:53,704 --> 00:07:56,607 SO, TAYLOR. SPILL. 187 00:07:56,607 --> 00:07:57,147 OH, MY GOD. 188 00:07:57,147 --> 00:07:59,149 YEAH, IT'S AWFUL, ISN'T IT? 189 00:07:59,149 --> 00:08:00,150 THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS 190 00:08:00,150 --> 00:08:02,513 WHEN YOU PLAY CHICKEN WITH A TRAIN. 191 00:08:02,513 --> 00:08:04,054 THE TRAIN'S NEVER GONNA FLINCH. 192 00:08:04,054 --> 00:08:04,785 I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 193 00:08:04,785 --> 00:08:06,917 WELL, COME ON OVER HERE. SEE THIS? 194 00:08:06,917 --> 00:08:10,260 THAT USED TO BE A MINT-CONDITION '73 GTO. 195 00:08:10,260 --> 00:08:11,622 STOLEN EARLIER TONIGHT. 196 00:08:11,622 --> 00:08:14,124 WHAT A WASTE. 197 00:08:14,124 --> 00:08:14,965 WHAT ABOUT THE DRIVER? 198 00:08:14,965 --> 00:08:18,028 OH, DRIVER AND THE PASSENGER, THEY JUST WALKED AWAY... 199 00:08:18,028 --> 00:08:21,902 UNSCATHED. THAT'S BEEN HAPPENING A LOT RECENTLY. 200 00:08:21,902 --> 00:08:23,203 THEY'RE BOTH SOULS? 201 00:08:23,203 --> 00:08:26,036 THAT'S RIGHT. KIT AND HOLLY. 202 00:08:26,036 --> 00:08:28,208 2 FOR THE PRICE OF ONE. 203 00:08:28,208 --> 00:08:30,641 I REALLY THINK YOU HAVE YOUR WORK CUT OUT FOR YOU THIS TIME, 204 00:08:30,641 --> 00:08:33,283 BUT I HAVE EVERY CONFIDENCE THAT YOU'LL SEAL THE DEAL. 205 00:08:33,283 --> 00:08:35,846 WHICH REMINDS ME... 206 00:08:35,846 --> 00:08:36,687 TAYLOR. 207 00:08:36,687 --> 00:08:38,889 I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THAT WITH YOU. 208 00:08:38,889 --> 00:08:40,991 I WAS ABLE TO OBTAIN SOME INFORMATION 209 00:08:40,991 --> 00:08:45,195 ON ONE OF HER MANY, MANY, MANY EROGENOUS ZONES. 210 00:08:45,195 --> 00:08:47,698 JUST STROKE HER EARLOBE, 211 00:08:47,698 --> 00:08:52,763 AND SHE'LL DO ANYTHING. ANYTHING. [CHUCKLES] 212 00:08:52,763 --> 00:08:54,965 THERE IS SOMETHING REALLY WRONG WITH YOU. 213 00:08:54,965 --> 00:08:57,908 WHAT? ENCOURAGING A YOUNG MAN TO SUCCUMB 214 00:08:57,908 --> 00:08:59,840 TO HIS PRIMAL AND PERFECTLY NATURAL INSTINCTS? 215 00:08:59,840 --> 00:09:04,314 SHARING THE FACT THAT TAYLOR'S IN HER EXPERIMENTAL PHASE? 216 00:09:04,314 --> 00:09:05,045 IS THAT BAD? 217 00:09:05,045 --> 00:09:06,947 OK, OK, STOP. STOP. ALL RIGHT, STOP. 218 00:09:06,947 --> 00:09:09,950 JUST DON'T MAKE HER WAIT TOO LONG. 219 00:09:09,950 --> 00:09:12,623 SHE'LL BE OUT OF YOUR LIFE... 220 00:09:12,623 --> 00:09:13,323 LIKE A FORGOTTEN SONG. 221 00:09:13,323 --> 00:09:15,756 ♪ THE RADIO IS PLAYIN' SOME FORGOTTEN SONG ♪ 222 00:09:15,756 --> 00:09:18,729 [SKIPPING] ♪ SOME FORGOTTEN SONG, SOME FORGOTTEN SONG ♪ 223 00:09:18,729 --> 00:09:22,292 ♪ SOME FORGOTTEN SONG, SOME FORGOTTEN SONG ♪ 224 00:09:22,292 --> 00:09:23,594 ♪ WE'VE GOT A THING... ♪ 225 00:09:23,594 --> 00:09:25,165 RADAR LOVE. 226 00:09:25,165 --> 00:09:27,638 WHAT IS THE DEAL WITH THIS SONG? 227 00:09:27,638 --> 00:09:31,571 ♪ WE'VE GOTTA WAVE IN THE AIR ♪ 228 00:09:31,571 --> 00:09:33,904 ♪ RADAR LOVE ♪ 229 00:09:41,081 --> 00:09:42,052 Sam: ONE. Sock: THAT WAS NOT ONE. 230 00:09:42,052 --> 00:09:43,784 YES, IT WAS. RIGHT BEHIND YOU, SIR. YOU GOT IT? 231 00:09:43,784 --> 00:09:47,688 HEY, ANY LUCK ON FINDING A COPY OF THE MOVIE THAT GOES WITH THAT SOUNDTRACK? 232 00:09:47,688 --> 00:09:48,859 WASN'T EASY. THAT THING-- OOH. 233 00:09:48,859 --> 00:09:50,721 THAT THING'S BEEN OUT OF PRINT FOR YEARS, 234 00:09:50,721 --> 00:09:54,324 BUT I--I FOUND A USED ONE ONLINE, SO IT'LL BE HERE TOMORROW. 235 00:09:54,324 --> 00:09:56,596 GOOD. GOOD. HOPE IT GIVES US SOME SORT OF CLUE. 236 00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:58,729 YEAH. LOVE, BULLETS and BLACKTOP. 237 00:09:58,729 --> 00:10:00,300 IT'S A FINE TITLE. 238 00:10:00,300 --> 00:10:01,872 BOOBS, BULLETS and BLACKTOP WOULD BE BETTER. 239 00:10:01,872 --> 00:10:05,205 YOU KNOW, THE WHOLE REPEATIN' THE Bs THING, THAT'S CLASSY. 240 00:10:05,205 --> 00:10:06,036 [SAM GROANS] 241 00:10:06,036 --> 00:10:10,210 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. WHERE'S THE GUY? 242 00:10:11,742 --> 00:10:14,314 I DON'T KNOW. I WASN'T WATCHING. 243 00:10:14,314 --> 00:10:16,817 PUT IT DOWN. PUT IT DOWN. OK. 244 00:10:16,817 --> 00:10:19,149 OK, I'M SORRY. [GRUNTS] 245 00:10:22,022 --> 00:10:23,293 HE'LL FIND IT. 246 00:10:23,293 --> 00:10:25,225 HERE! HERE! HERE! 247 00:10:25,225 --> 00:10:27,027 MY BACK'S KILLIN' ME. 248 00:10:27,027 --> 00:10:28,298 OHH. THING WEIGHS, LIKE, A THOUSAND POUNDS. 249 00:10:28,298 --> 00:10:30,801 I'M HERE AT THE SCENE OF A GRUESOME CRASH 250 00:10:30,801 --> 00:10:33,033 WHICH IS THE RESULT OF WHAT MANY WITNESSES 251 00:10:33,033 --> 00:10:34,805 ARE CALLING A TERRIFYING CHAIN OF EVENTS. 252 00:10:34,805 --> 00:10:36,767 IT ALL STARTED AS A ROUTINE TRAFFIC STOP 253 00:10:36,767 --> 00:10:38,408 WHEN THE CAR BEHIND ME REFUSED TO PULL OVER, 254 00:10:38,408 --> 00:10:41,311 LEADING POLICE ON A 10-MILE CHASE AT SPEEDS OF 90 MILES PER HOUR. 255 00:10:41,311 --> 00:10:45,315 THE STOLEN VEHICLE FINALLY CRASHED HERE, KILLING 2 PEDESTRIANS. 256 00:10:45,315 --> 00:10:48,879 THE DRIVER AND PASSENGER OF THE WRECKED VEHICLE REMAIN AT LARGE. 257 00:10:48,879 --> 00:10:51,722 AUTHORITIES ARE NOT YET RELEASING THE NAMES OF THE VICTIMS. 258 00:10:51,722 --> 00:10:55,956 I'M TOLD THAT ONE OF THE VICTIMS WAS PRONOUNCED DEAD AT THE SCENE 259 00:10:55,956 --> 00:10:58,729 AND THE OTHER WAS QUICKLY RUSHED TO THE HOSPITAL... 260 00:10:58,729 --> 00:10:59,790 CHECK THIS OUT. WHAT? 261 00:10:59,790 --> 00:11:00,260 REMIND YOU OF ANYTHING? 262 00:11:00,260 --> 00:11:03,293 IF YOU HAVE ANY INFORMATION RELATED TO THE CRASH... 263 00:11:03,293 --> 00:11:05,065 BOTH BLUE MUSCLE CARS. 264 00:11:05,065 --> 00:11:05,836 WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 265 00:11:05,836 --> 00:11:09,369 DON'T KNOW. DO WE KNOW ANY EXPERTS ON OLD CARS? 266 00:11:09,369 --> 00:11:10,901 WELL, THERE'S ALWAYS RUSS. 267 00:11:10,901 --> 00:11:14,404 WELCOME TO THE WORK BENCH. 268 00:11:14,404 --> 00:11:17,207 WELCOME TO THE WORK BENCH. 269 00:11:17,207 --> 00:11:21,081 WELCOME TO THE WORK BENCH. 270 00:11:22,853 --> 00:11:25,085 AW, DO WE HAVE TO TALK TO RUSS? 271 00:11:25,085 --> 00:11:25,816 GUY GIVES ME THE SKEEVS. 272 00:11:25,816 --> 00:11:28,258 YES. YES, WE DO. BUT REMEMBER, WE'RE ALL BUSINESS. 273 00:11:28,258 --> 00:11:29,319 YOU SHOW ANY SIGNS OF FRIENDSHIP TO RUSS, 274 00:11:29,319 --> 00:11:32,723 AND IT'S LIKE FEEDING A RACCOON. WE'LL NEVER GET RID OF HIM. 275 00:11:32,723 --> 00:11:34,194 AH, YOU HEAR THAT, BEN? OH, WH-- 276 00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:36,026 NO, LISTEN TO ME. NONE OF THIS, 277 00:11:36,026 --> 00:11:37,467 "MY NAME'S BEN. I LIKE EVERYBODY. 278 00:11:37,467 --> 00:11:38,729 LET'S BE BLOOD BROTHERS," OK? 279 00:11:38,729 --> 00:11:41,231 I DO NOT WANT TO HANG OUT WITH THIS GUY. 280 00:11:41,231 --> 00:11:42,272 HE'S EXTRA-STRENGTH DOUCHE. 281 00:11:42,272 --> 00:11:45,005 HEY, RUSSELL, NICE TO SEE YA. 282 00:11:45,005 --> 00:11:48,208 THERE IS SOME FINE-ASS TAIL IN THE BENCH TODAY. 283 00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:50,180 YEAH. YEAH. THERE-- YEAH, THERE IS. 284 00:11:50,180 --> 00:11:53,243 UM, RUSS, WE HAVE A QUESTION FOR YOU. 285 00:11:53,243 --> 00:11:54,284 SHOOT. 286 00:11:54,284 --> 00:11:56,246 DO YOU KNOW WHAT KIND OF CAR THAT IS? 287 00:11:56,246 --> 00:11:57,918 '71 MALIBU. 288 00:11:57,918 --> 00:11:59,089 SOLID MUSCLE CAR. 289 00:11:59,089 --> 00:11:59,750 LADIES. 290 00:11:59,750 --> 00:12:00,290 RUSS. [SLAPS HAND] RUSS! 291 00:12:00,290 --> 00:12:03,954 DO YOU--DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ELSE ABOUT THIS TYPE OF CAR? 292 00:12:03,954 --> 00:12:06,857 I KNOW EVERYTHING ELSE ABOUT THAT TYPE OF RIDE. 293 00:12:06,857 --> 00:12:10,300 YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN KEEPING MY EYE ON YOU THREE, 294 00:12:10,300 --> 00:12:14,234 CAN TELL YOU LIKE TO PARTY... 295 00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:15,305 HAVE FUN. 296 00:12:15,305 --> 00:12:17,337 YEAH, FUN'S OK. 297 00:12:17,337 --> 00:12:20,941 WANNA SEE SOMETHIN' COOL? 298 00:12:20,941 --> 00:12:23,073 SURE. 299 00:12:24,114 --> 00:12:26,176 [WHISPERING] What? OH, GOD. 300 00:12:27,878 --> 00:12:32,422 THIS HERE IS MY GIRL MANDY. 301 00:12:32,422 --> 00:12:35,755 SEE, SHE'S KINDA LIKE THE ONE ON YOUR 8-TRACK THERE, 302 00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:39,059 ONLY A LITTLE MORE EXCELLENT. 303 00:12:39,059 --> 00:12:43,363 UM, SO, LET'S SAY YOU WERE IN THE MARKET FOR A CAR LIKE THIS. 304 00:12:43,363 --> 00:12:46,797 IS THERE A SPECIAL DEALERSHIP YOU MIGHT GO TO OR... 305 00:12:46,797 --> 00:12:48,168 OH, YOU THINKIN' OF BUYIN', SAM? 306 00:12:48,168 --> 00:12:53,143 YOU'D LOOK PRETTY HOT BEHIND THE WHEEL OF A '69 DAYTONA. 307 00:12:53,143 --> 00:12:54,444 OK, OK, RUSS. 308 00:12:54,444 --> 00:12:58,248 I KNOW THIS LITTLE, UH, CAR CLUB. 309 00:12:58,248 --> 00:13:02,182 BUNCH OF COLLECTORS GET TOGETHER DOWN AT A LOT IN CHINATOWN, 310 00:13:02,182 --> 00:13:03,253 SHOW OFF THEIR RIDES. 311 00:13:03,253 --> 00:13:06,116 MAYBE YOU COULD FIND A SELLER THERE. 312 00:13:06,116 --> 00:13:07,117 YOU KNOW--HEH. 313 00:13:07,117 --> 00:13:08,088 HEH. 314 00:13:08,088 --> 00:13:09,189 WHAT WE COULD DO, 315 00:13:09,189 --> 00:13:11,191 WE COULD SCORE SOME VODKA, 316 00:13:11,191 --> 00:13:14,294 YOU KNOW, GO DOWN THERE, THE FOUR OF US, 317 00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:15,425 MAKE AN AFTERNOON OF IT. 318 00:13:15,425 --> 00:13:19,799 YEAH. YEAH, THAT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING SOMEONE MIGHT DO. HEH. 319 00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:24,334 BUT I AM PULLING A DOUBLE SHIFT THIS AFTERNOON. 320 00:13:24,334 --> 00:13:25,205 AHH... 321 00:13:25,205 --> 00:13:26,276 WELL, WHAT CAN I SAY? 322 00:13:26,276 --> 00:13:28,238 THE LADIES DON'T PAY FOR THEMSELVES, 323 00:13:28,238 --> 00:13:29,880 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'? 324 00:13:29,880 --> 00:13:32,482 [CHORTLES] YEAH. 325 00:13:32,482 --> 00:13:34,985 WELL, LET ME GIVE YOU THE ADDRESS ANYWAY. 326 00:13:34,985 --> 00:13:38,118 IT'S DOWN ON KEIFER. 327 00:13:38,588 --> 00:13:40,120 AND LISTEN... 328 00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:42,492 THE FOUR OF US, WE GOTTA HANG. 329 00:13:42,492 --> 00:13:45,255 TOMORROW, MY PLACE. 330 00:13:45,255 --> 00:13:48,058 WE START WITH POKER... [BLOWS] 331 00:13:48,058 --> 00:13:48,598 AND LET IT RIP. 332 00:13:48,598 --> 00:13:51,231 AND THAT'S GREAT, 'CAUSE I LOVE POKER. 333 00:13:51,231 --> 00:13:52,602 [BAM] 334 00:13:52,602 --> 00:13:54,264 [FALSETTO] WE CAN'T MAKE IT. 335 00:13:54,264 --> 00:13:56,236 OH. WELL... 336 00:13:56,236 --> 00:13:57,207 RAIN CHECK THEN. 337 00:13:57,207 --> 00:14:02,112 WELL, WORK CALLS. TKK TKK TKK. 338 00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:03,944 PSHEW. 339 00:14:03,944 --> 00:14:04,544 [COUGHS] 340 00:14:04,544 --> 00:14:05,475 SEE YOU LATER, RUSS. 341 00:14:05,475 --> 00:14:08,378 ALL RIGHT, WE GOTTA GO TO THIS CAR CLUB. 342 00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:12,252 I'M SORRY I PUNCHED YOU IN THE BALLS, MAN. 343 00:14:13,253 --> 00:14:14,424 OH, MY GOD. 344 00:14:14,424 --> 00:14:15,385 THIS IS JUST SAD. WHAT?! 345 00:14:15,385 --> 00:14:18,228 LOOK, I PROMISE YOU BOTH RIGHT NOW, NO MATTER HOW OLD I GET, 346 00:14:18,228 --> 00:14:22,332 I'LL NEVER MAKE YOU HANG OUT IN A VACANT LOT AND DROOL OVER MY CAR. 347 00:14:22,332 --> 00:14:24,134 YEAH, WELL, YOU NEED TO OWN ONE FIRST. 348 00:14:24,134 --> 00:14:27,197 YOU KNOW WHAT? I DON'T EVEN WANT ONE NOW. 349 00:14:29,169 --> 00:14:32,502 SO HOW DO WE FIND 'EM? 350 00:14:34,204 --> 00:14:34,874 Sock: YEAH. 351 00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:37,347 LET'S SEE IF WE CAN GET THEIR ATTENTION. 352 00:14:37,347 --> 00:14:38,248 Ben: OK. 353 00:14:38,248 --> 00:14:39,980 [RADAR LOVE PLAYING] 354 00:14:39,980 --> 00:14:41,952 HERE WE GO. OK. 355 00:14:41,952 --> 00:14:44,414 HEH HEH. RADAR LOVE, BABY. 356 00:14:44,414 --> 00:14:45,115 [GUYS LAUGHING NERVOUSLY] 357 00:14:45,115 --> 00:14:46,216 ♪ I'VE BEEN DRIVIN' ALL NIGHT ♪ 358 00:14:46,216 --> 00:14:49,259 ♪ MY HAND'S WET ON THE WHEEL... ♪ 359 00:14:49,259 --> 00:14:50,220 Sam: HOW YOU DOIN'? 360 00:14:50,220 --> 00:14:52,492 ♪ THAT DRIVES MY HEEL ♪ 361 00:14:52,492 --> 00:14:53,493 HEY. 362 00:14:53,493 --> 00:14:54,124 SAM. 363 00:14:54,124 --> 00:14:55,425 ♪ IT'S MY BABY CALLIN' ♪ 364 00:14:55,425 --> 00:14:58,368 ♪ SAYS I NEED YOU HERE ♪ 365 00:14:58,668 --> 00:15:00,370 ♪ AND IT'S A-HALF PAST 4:00... ♪ 366 00:15:00,370 --> 00:15:02,372 SAM, HOW ARE YOU DOIN' THIS? 367 00:15:02,372 --> 00:15:04,034 SONG HAS POWER, I GUESS. 368 00:15:04,034 --> 00:15:07,907 ♪ WHEN SHE GETS LONELY AND THE LONGING GETS TOO MUCH ♪ 369 00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:09,909 HEY, MAN, I HATE THAT SONG. 370 00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:11,681 [MUSIC STOPS] 371 00:15:11,681 --> 00:15:13,213 YOU GOT FREE BIRD? 372 00:15:13,213 --> 00:15:14,514 UH... 373 00:15:14,514 --> 00:15:16,416 OH. S-SAM, THEY'RE LEAVIN'. THEY'RE LEAVING! 374 00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:19,319 UH, BEN, GET THE CAR! GET THE-- OK. 375 00:15:20,150 --> 00:15:23,323 THEY'RE HEADED FOR THE PARKING GARAGE. 376 00:15:31,601 --> 00:15:33,163 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. [DOOR CLOSES] 377 00:15:33,163 --> 00:15:35,966 WE CAN TRAP 'EM ON THE ROOF! 378 00:15:35,966 --> 00:15:38,708 Sock, panting: OH, GOD. 379 00:15:38,708 --> 00:15:39,639 OK. 380 00:15:39,639 --> 00:15:41,611 UH, UH... 381 00:15:41,611 --> 00:15:43,613 THERE! THERE! 382 00:15:48,578 --> 00:15:49,519 OH, HOLY-- 383 00:15:49,519 --> 00:15:54,324 COME ON. COME ON. WHERE ARE YOU GUYS? 384 00:15:57,157 --> 00:15:59,189 [GASPING] 385 00:16:51,281 --> 00:16:54,144 HAVE A NICE DAY. 386 00:16:54,144 --> 00:16:54,744 HI. HI. 387 00:16:54,744 --> 00:16:56,015 DOES SAM OLIVER WORK HERE? 388 00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:59,749 UH, YEAH, HE DOES, BUT HE HAS NOT COME IN FOR HIS SHIFT YET. 389 00:16:59,749 --> 00:17:01,651 OH. OK. UH... 390 00:17:01,651 --> 00:17:04,524 DO ME A FAVOR. TELL HIM TAYLOR STOPPED BY. 391 00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:06,796 YOU'RE TAYLOR? YEP. 392 00:17:06,796 --> 00:17:08,728 WHY? DID HE MENTION ME? 393 00:17:08,728 --> 00:17:10,600 UM. YEAH, ACTUALLY. HE DID. 394 00:17:10,600 --> 00:17:12,662 SO, SAM, WHAT'S HE LIKE? 395 00:17:12,662 --> 00:17:14,704 UM, HE'S GREAT. I MEAN, WE'VE JUST-- 396 00:17:14,704 --> 00:17:17,507 WE'VE BEEN FRIENDS FOR A VERY LONG TIME. 397 00:17:17,507 --> 00:17:19,069 HE IS SINGLE, RIGHT? 398 00:17:19,069 --> 00:17:20,370 HUH? OH, UH, YEAH. 399 00:17:20,370 --> 00:17:22,612 'CAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW. GUYS YOU MEET IN BARS, 400 00:17:22,612 --> 00:17:24,414 THEY'LL SAY ANYTHING TO GET IN YOUR PANTS. 401 00:17:24,414 --> 00:17:28,778 YEAH. WELL, ACTUALLY SAM'S NOT LIKE THAT AT ALL. 402 00:17:28,778 --> 00:17:31,151 HMM. TOO BAD. 403 00:17:31,151 --> 00:17:32,222 [LAUGHS] 404 00:17:32,222 --> 00:17:33,323 HEH. 405 00:17:33,323 --> 00:17:33,783 ANYWAYS, 406 00:17:33,783 --> 00:17:36,356 TELL HIM TO CALL ME, OK? 407 00:17:36,356 --> 00:17:38,788 THANKS, "ANDI." 408 00:17:38,788 --> 00:17:41,631 HEH. 409 00:17:42,492 --> 00:17:44,564 WHERE ARE YOU GOIN'? 410 00:17:45,465 --> 00:17:48,398 I GOT A PLAN. DON'T WORRY. 411 00:18:06,786 --> 00:18:09,819 ALL RIGHT, CHECK THIS OUT. LOOK. 412 00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:13,263 YOU'RE SELLING RUSS' CAR? EXACTLY. 413 00:18:13,263 --> 00:18:15,795 SEE, THE SOULS ARE ALWAYS CRASHING CARS JUST LIKE THIS ONE. 414 00:18:15,795 --> 00:18:17,867 SINCE WE SCARED 'EM AWAY FROM THE CAR CLUB, 415 00:18:17,867 --> 00:18:19,098 GUESS WHO NEEDS A NEW ONE. 416 00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:21,401 PRECISELY. SO WE SET THE TRAP. 417 00:18:21,401 --> 00:18:23,333 WE POST THE CAR ON ALL THE MUSCLE CAR SITES. 418 00:18:23,333 --> 00:18:25,705 HOPEFULLY THE SOULS SEE IT, AND THEY COME KNOCKIN'. 419 00:18:25,705 --> 00:18:28,538 AND THEN WE SEND THEIR LITTLE ASSES RIGHT BACK TO HADES. 420 00:18:28,538 --> 00:18:29,509 ALL RIGHT, I LIKE IT. I LIKE IT. 421 00:18:29,509 --> 00:18:31,581 THE ONLY THING IS THE OTHER CARS THEY WRECKED WERE BLUE. 422 00:18:31,581 --> 00:18:33,583 SURE THEY'RE GONNA GO AFTER AN ORANGE CAR? 423 00:18:33,583 --> 00:18:34,414 OH, MY GOD. 424 00:18:34,414 --> 00:18:37,247 YOU KNOW, WE DIDN'T THINK ABOUT THAT. 425 00:18:39,219 --> 00:18:40,550 BAM. 426 00:18:40,550 --> 00:18:42,422 NICE. 427 00:18:42,422 --> 00:18:43,893 HOPE THIS WORKS. 428 00:18:45,255 --> 00:18:47,427 SO YOUR DENTIST STOPPED BY. 429 00:18:47,427 --> 00:18:48,258 HUH? DR. TAYLOR. 430 00:18:48,258 --> 00:18:49,699 DR. TAY--OH, TAYLOR WAS HERE? 431 00:18:49,699 --> 00:18:51,761 WHAT, AT THE BENCH? WAS SHE SHOPPING? 432 00:18:51,761 --> 00:18:54,734 OH, SHE WAS IN THE MARKET FOR SOMETHIN'. 433 00:18:54,734 --> 00:18:55,465 COME ON. REALLY? 434 00:18:55,465 --> 00:18:57,807 I ONLY SAID, LIKE, 3 SENTENCES TO HER AT THE BAR. 435 00:18:57,807 --> 00:18:59,869 WELL, YEAH, APPARENTLY YOU MADE THEM COUNT. 436 00:18:59,869 --> 00:19:02,912 W-WAIT. DID SHE SAY WHAT SHE WANTED? 437 00:19:02,912 --> 00:19:04,774 YEAH. SHE SAID YOU SHOULD CALL HER. 438 00:19:04,774 --> 00:19:05,845 REALLY? 439 00:19:05,845 --> 00:19:07,817 YEAH. YOU GONNA CALL HER? 440 00:19:07,817 --> 00:19:09,749 I--I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE. 441 00:19:09,749 --> 00:19:11,821 I--SHE'S A LITTLE... 442 00:19:11,821 --> 00:19:12,782 DIFFERENT. 443 00:19:12,782 --> 00:19:13,723 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 444 00:19:13,723 --> 00:19:16,726 I--I THINK SHE'S REALLY ATTRACTIVE. 445 00:19:16,726 --> 00:19:18,758 YOU SHOULD CALL HER. 446 00:19:19,789 --> 00:19:22,462 I'LL THINK ABOUT IT. 447 00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:28,568 MAYBE I SHOULD CALL HER. 448 00:19:38,808 --> 00:19:39,809 A CHURCH? 449 00:19:39,809 --> 00:19:41,851 ISN'T THIS A LITTLE TOO CLOSE FOR COMFORT? 450 00:19:41,851 --> 00:19:47,817 NAH. ME AND THE BIG GUY HAVE AN UNDERSTANDING. 451 00:19:47,817 --> 00:19:49,419 I STAY OUT OF HIS HOUSE. 452 00:19:49,419 --> 00:19:50,660 HE LETS ME PLAY WITH HIS TOYS. 453 00:19:50,660 --> 00:19:52,862 ALL RIGHT, WELL, IF YOU'RE HERE TO HARASS ME ABOUT THE SOULS, 454 00:19:52,862 --> 00:19:55,325 I'M ALL OVER IT. I SET A TRAP TO NAB 'EM BOTH. 455 00:19:55,325 --> 00:19:56,496 NO, NO HARASSING. I HAVE FAITH IN YOU. 456 00:19:56,496 --> 00:19:58,798 I HAVE TO ADMIT, THOUGH, I ADMIRE KIT AND HOLLY. 457 00:19:58,798 --> 00:20:01,301 THE WORLD'S A WHOLE LOT MORE FUN WITH THEM IN IT. 458 00:20:01,301 --> 00:20:06,676 IT'S THE PURITY OF THEIR SPIRIT THAT I ADMIRE AND RESPECT. 459 00:20:06,676 --> 00:20:07,837 THEY LIVE IN THE MOMENT. 460 00:20:07,837 --> 00:20:12,782 THE THRILL OF BEING CAUGHT OR KILLED, 461 00:20:12,782 --> 00:20:14,884 THAT'S THEIR APHRODISIAC. 462 00:20:14,884 --> 00:20:16,316 2 PSYCHOS IN LOVE. 463 00:20:16,316 --> 00:20:19,749 LOVE? [CHUCKLES] THERE'S NO SUCH THING. 464 00:20:19,749 --> 00:20:23,393 I'M TALKING ABOUT REAL PASSION, LUST. 465 00:20:23,393 --> 00:20:25,455 YOU DON'T THINK LOVE IS REAL? 466 00:20:25,455 --> 00:20:26,626 THE FRENCH INVENTED LOVE 467 00:20:26,626 --> 00:20:30,800 SO THEY COULD PUT A CIVILIZED FACE ON A PRIMAL URGE. 468 00:20:30,800 --> 00:20:33,633 DRESS IT UP WITH CANDY AND HEARTS AND CUBIC ZIRCONIA, 469 00:20:33,633 --> 00:20:38,608 AND IN THE END IT ALL COMES DOWN TO ENDORPHINS AND GENITALIA. 470 00:20:38,608 --> 00:20:41,571 [BELLS RINGING] 471 00:20:46,516 --> 00:20:48,378 SO IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN LOVE, 472 00:20:48,378 --> 00:20:50,249 WHY ARE YOU SHOWING ME A WEDDING? 473 00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:52,722 THE BREATHLESS BRIDEGROOM THERE 474 00:20:52,722 --> 00:20:54,954 BANGED THE MAID OF HONOR LAST NIGHT. 475 00:20:54,954 --> 00:20:57,256 I GIVE THE MARRIAGE 6 MONTHS. 476 00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:59,359 WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS? 477 00:20:59,359 --> 00:21:00,029 BECAUSE I CARE. 478 00:21:00,029 --> 00:21:01,431 I WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY. 479 00:21:01,431 --> 00:21:03,533 GIVE IN TO YOUR URGES ONCE IN A WHILE. 480 00:21:03,533 --> 00:21:05,765 WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN? 481 00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:06,666 A NIGHT OF PLEASURE? 482 00:21:06,666 --> 00:21:10,570 I'D TAKE THAT OVER UNREQUITED LONGING ANYTIME. 483 00:21:10,570 --> 00:21:12,271 AH, WHATEVER. 484 00:21:18,708 --> 00:21:21,651 DON'T FORGET. EARLOBE. 485 00:21:21,651 --> 00:21:23,783 [CHUCKLES] 486 00:21:26,356 --> 00:21:28,888 HEH HEH. SAM? 487 00:21:28,888 --> 00:21:30,320 TAYLOR! 488 00:21:30,320 --> 00:21:32,522 WOW. UH... 489 00:21:32,522 --> 00:21:34,594 YOU LOOK AMAZING. 490 00:21:34,594 --> 00:21:37,296 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 491 00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:39,399 OH. UH, RIGHT. 492 00:21:39,399 --> 00:21:41,431 I WAS--I WAS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD. 493 00:21:41,431 --> 00:21:43,403 YOU WORK, LIKE, 2 MILES AWAY. 494 00:21:43,403 --> 00:21:46,536 RIGHT. I--YEAH, I WAS-- I HAD A DELIVERY. 495 00:21:46,536 --> 00:21:47,737 LOOK, YOU KNOW, YOU DIDN'T CALL, 496 00:21:47,737 --> 00:21:51,641 SO I JUST FIGURED YOU WEREN'T INTO ME, AND THAT'S FINE. 497 00:21:51,641 --> 00:21:54,644 BUT IF YOU'RE HERE TO JERK ME AROUND, 498 00:21:54,644 --> 00:21:55,645 I'M NOT REALLY INTERESTED. 499 00:21:55,645 --> 00:22:01,020 NO, NO, I--I PROMISE THAT'S-- THAT'S NOT WHY I'M HERE. 500 00:22:01,020 --> 00:22:03,593 THEN WHY ARE YOU? 501 00:22:04,694 --> 00:22:08,498 I DON'T REALLY KNOW. 502 00:22:08,498 --> 00:22:11,060 [LAUGHS] OK. 503 00:22:11,060 --> 00:22:12,632 YOU'RE STRANGE. 504 00:22:12,632 --> 00:22:14,404 YES. YES, I AM. 505 00:22:14,404 --> 00:22:19,038 UH, WELL, I SHOULD CATCH UP WITH-- 506 00:22:19,038 --> 00:22:22,572 RIGHT. YES. SO... 507 00:22:25,044 --> 00:22:26,646 TAYLOR... 508 00:22:26,646 --> 00:22:29,449 YOU WANNA MAYBE GET A DRINK? 509 00:22:29,449 --> 00:22:31,921 TOMORROW NIGHT, SAME PLACE. 510 00:22:32,722 --> 00:22:35,685 YEAH. COOL. 511 00:22:39,689 --> 00:22:41,831 ALL RIGHT. 512 00:22:52,041 --> 00:22:53,042 HEY, GUYS. 513 00:22:53,042 --> 00:22:54,143 HEY, KIT AND HOLLY CALLED. 514 00:22:54,143 --> 00:22:56,746 THEY'RE ON THEIR WAY. COME ON. 515 00:22:56,746 --> 00:22:58,608 WHOO. 516 00:22:58,608 --> 00:23:01,380 ALL RIGHT, THE CODE WORD IS "JAMBALAYA." 517 00:23:01,380 --> 00:23:02,682 I DON'T LIKE THAT WORD. 518 00:23:02,682 --> 00:23:05,455 I DON'T CARE IF YOU LIKE IT, BEN. 519 00:23:05,455 --> 00:23:06,716 DECISION HAS BEEN MADE, OK? 520 00:23:06,716 --> 00:23:08,588 YOU STALL 'EM. I SAY "JAMBALAYA." 521 00:23:08,588 --> 00:23:09,819 SAM HOPS OUT FROM BEHIND THE VAN 522 00:23:09,819 --> 00:23:12,662 AND SUCKS THEM INTO THE 8-TRACK, AND THAT'S IT. 523 00:23:12,662 --> 00:23:14,624 THIS PLAN IS STARTING TO FEEL STUPID. 524 00:23:14,624 --> 00:23:15,064 YEAH. 525 00:23:15,064 --> 00:23:18,828 LEARN TO LOVE IT. THEY'RE HERE. 526 00:23:19,829 --> 00:23:22,171 ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO IT. 527 00:23:29,539 --> 00:23:30,510 WHAT'S HAPPENING? 528 00:23:30,510 --> 00:23:31,941 THEY'RE JUST STARIN' AT US. 529 00:23:31,941 --> 00:23:36,446 SUPER CREEPY. GUY LOOKS NERVOUS. 530 00:23:43,022 --> 00:23:44,153 HANG TIGHT, BABY. 531 00:23:44,153 --> 00:23:45,695 ONLY THE DUDE IS GETTING OUT. 532 00:23:45,695 --> 00:23:47,497 WELL, YOU GOTTA GET 'EM BOTH OVER HERE. 533 00:23:47,497 --> 00:23:48,858 I KNOW. 534 00:23:48,858 --> 00:23:50,700 WHAT'S UP, MAN? HOW YOU DOIN'? 535 00:23:50,700 --> 00:23:51,701 HOWDY. 536 00:23:51,701 --> 00:23:55,805 LIKE I ADVERTISED, 1970 MUSTANG MACH 1, MINT. 537 00:23:55,805 --> 00:23:58,137 WHAT I NEGLECTED TO ADD ON THE WEBSITE-- 538 00:23:58,137 --> 00:24:01,471 YEAH. IN THE PICTURE, IT WAS BLUE. 539 00:24:01,471 --> 00:24:03,473 AHEM. YEAH, WE HAD IT REPAINTED. 540 00:24:03,473 --> 00:24:05,074 YEAH, WELL, WE DON'T WANT IT ORANGE. 541 00:24:05,074 --> 00:24:07,216 WELL, IT'S A GOOD THING WE'RE AT THE WORK BENCH, 542 00:24:07,216 --> 00:24:10,019 'CAUSE WE GOT ALL TYPES OF PAINT, WHATEVER YOU WANT. 543 00:24:10,019 --> 00:24:12,922 UH, CYAN, AZURE-- YOU NAME IT, WE GOT IT. 544 00:24:12,922 --> 00:24:15,885 THAT--THAT'S A BEAUTIFUL COLOR FOR THIS CAR. 545 00:24:15,885 --> 00:24:16,786 THIS CAR, YEAH. 546 00:24:16,786 --> 00:24:17,627 LET ME SEE THE INSIDE. 547 00:24:17,627 --> 00:24:20,960 THE INSIDE. YES. YOU ARE A MAN OF DISCRIMINATING TASTE. 548 00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:24,694 I CAN TELL BY YOUR 4 BUTTONS UNDONE ON YOUR SHIRT. 549 00:24:24,694 --> 00:24:28,638 SO IT'S GOT, UH, CARPET BOTH SIDES, WHICH IS GOOD. 550 00:24:28,638 --> 00:24:30,700 A STEERING WHEEL, DIALS, 551 00:24:30,700 --> 00:24:32,942 SPEEDOMETER AND O-ODOMETER. 552 00:24:32,942 --> 00:24:35,645 UH, NEOPRENE SEATS, I BELIEVE. 553 00:24:35,645 --> 00:24:36,906 GIVE ME THE KEYS. 554 00:24:36,906 --> 00:24:39,208 HEY, WHY DON'T YOU GO GET YOUR LADY? 555 00:24:39,208 --> 00:24:40,479 GET HER TO COME TAKE A CLOSER LOOK. 556 00:24:40,479 --> 00:24:41,711 SEE IF SHE LIKES IT, ALL RIGHT? 557 00:24:41,711 --> 00:24:42,682 THAT'S A GOOD I-- 558 00:24:42,682 --> 00:24:43,953 LET ME GO GET HER, AND-- 559 00:24:43,953 --> 00:24:46,485 WHY DON'T YOU GIVE ME THE KEYS? 560 00:24:46,485 --> 00:24:49,989 I WANT TO GET INSIDE THE CAR. NOW. 561 00:24:51,721 --> 00:24:55,064 I--I DON'T HAVE--BEN, DO YOU HAVE THE KEYS? 562 00:24:55,064 --> 00:24:57,567 UH, WH-WHAT ABOUT PRICE FIRST? 563 00:24:57,567 --> 00:24:58,528 PRICE, YES. YOU KNOW WHAT? 564 00:24:58,528 --> 00:25:00,870 GET YOUR GAL. WE WILL TALK DOLLARS AND CENTS. 565 00:25:00,870 --> 00:25:03,102 WHY ARE YOU SO INTERESTED IN MY WOMAN? 566 00:25:03,102 --> 00:25:05,104 J-JAMBALAYA? JAMBALAYA! J-JAMBALAYA! 567 00:25:05,104 --> 00:25:06,035 IT'S A TRAP! 568 00:25:06,035 --> 00:25:07,106 JAMBALAYA! COME ON! 569 00:25:07,106 --> 00:25:08,638 SAM, GO! GET HIM! 570 00:25:08,638 --> 00:25:10,109 GO! IT'S A TRAP! 571 00:25:10,109 --> 00:25:11,581 GO! GET HIM, SAM! 572 00:25:11,581 --> 00:25:13,512 GET HIM! GET HIM! GET HIM! 573 00:25:17,787 --> 00:25:20,249 KIT! SEE YOU AT MIDNIGHT! 574 00:25:25,595 --> 00:25:26,596 GO GET HER! GET HER! COME ON! 575 00:25:26,596 --> 00:25:29,599 OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH! 576 00:25:29,599 --> 00:25:30,600 GET HER! GET HER! SHE'S GETTIN' AWAY! 577 00:25:30,600 --> 00:25:33,162 COME ON. SAM, SAM, SAM, GET HER! GET HER! 578 00:25:35,304 --> 00:25:37,567 CRA--WHOA. 579 00:25:37,567 --> 00:25:39,809 OH, THAT WAS CLOSE. 580 00:25:40,109 --> 00:25:42,241 OH, WEIRD. IT FEELS HOT. 581 00:25:42,241 --> 00:25:45,745 HMM. CAN SOULS BREAK OUT OF VESSELS, DO YOU THINK? 582 00:25:45,745 --> 00:25:47,617 I DON'T KNOW. NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE. 583 00:25:47,617 --> 00:25:50,780 KIT SAID HE WAS GONNA TRY TO MEET HOLLY AT MIDNIGHT. 584 00:25:50,780 --> 00:25:52,882 YOU DON'T THINK SHE'S GONNA COME AFTER US, DO YOU? 585 00:25:52,882 --> 00:25:55,585 GOD, I HOPE NOT. SHE SCARES THE HELL OUT OF ME. 586 00:25:55,585 --> 00:25:57,326 WELL, ALL WOMEN SCARE THE HELL OUT OF YOU. 587 00:25:57,326 --> 00:25:59,789 HENCE YOUR LACK OF ACTION WITH THAT TAYLOR CHICK, HMM? 588 00:25:59,789 --> 00:26:03,593 HEY, I MADE A DATE WITH TAYLOR, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 589 00:26:03,593 --> 00:26:04,063 OH, REALLY? MM-HMM. 590 00:26:04,063 --> 00:26:06,135 YOU KNOW, THE DEVIL CAN SEE HER FANTASIES. 591 00:26:06,135 --> 00:26:08,598 MAKES HER SOUND LIKE SOME KIND OF SEX MANIAC. 592 00:26:08,598 --> 00:26:11,901 INSIDER TRADING TIPS FROM THE DARK LORD. 593 00:26:12,602 --> 00:26:14,103 I SO WANT YOUR LIFE. 594 00:26:14,103 --> 00:26:15,705 HEY, MOVIE ARRIVED. 595 00:26:15,705 --> 00:26:17,076 LOVE, BULLETS and BLACKTOP. 596 00:26:17,076 --> 00:26:20,810 GREAT. QUESTION IS WILL THIS HELP US FIND HOLLY? 597 00:26:20,810 --> 00:26:24,353 THE OTHER QUESTION IS DOES THIS MOVIE HAVE ANY NUDITY IN IT. 598 00:26:24,353 --> 00:26:26,616 IS THAT BETA? 599 00:26:27,917 --> 00:26:31,320 WHERE THE HELL ARE WE GONNA FIND BETAMAX? 600 00:26:32,792 --> 00:26:36,325 WELCOME TO THE WALL OF SOUND. 601 00:26:36,325 --> 00:26:39,598 HEY. HEY, HEY. 602 00:26:42,772 --> 00:26:45,274 OH, WOW. 603 00:26:46,075 --> 00:26:51,140 THIS STUFF, UH, TAKES UP A LOT OF SPACE IN YOUR LIVING ROOM, HUH? 604 00:26:51,140 --> 00:26:53,212 [CHUCKLES] IT CERTAINLY DOES! 605 00:26:53,212 --> 00:26:56,986 PRO LOGIC QUAD AMP, SWEET RIBBON TWEETER, 606 00:26:56,986 --> 00:27:04,954 AND A DUAL-18 SUBWOOFER THAT'LL BLOW A CHICK'S PANTIES CLEAN OFF. 607 00:27:04,954 --> 00:27:06,095 WHUHH. 608 00:27:06,095 --> 00:27:07,997 YOU EVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT? 609 00:27:07,997 --> 00:27:09,028 NEVER. DEFINITELY A FIRST. 610 00:27:09,028 --> 00:27:13,362 HEY, RUSS, YOU HAVE A MACHINE THAT MIGHT PLAY BETA? 611 00:27:13,362 --> 00:27:15,765 BETA? 612 00:27:15,765 --> 00:27:17,406 ABSOLUTELY. 613 00:27:19,138 --> 00:27:19,638 HERE YOU GO. 614 00:27:19,638 --> 00:27:24,914 YOU KNOW, I AM SO PUMPED THAT YOU GUY-- 615 00:27:24,914 --> 00:27:27,346 SIT DOWN. SIT DOWN. YOU GUYS DECIDED 616 00:27:27,346 --> 00:27:31,350 TO COME AND PARTY WITH THE RUSS MAN. 617 00:27:31,350 --> 00:27:38,657 WE ARE GONNA GET A LITTLE CRAZY UP HERE TONIGHT. 618 00:27:38,657 --> 00:27:39,228 LOOK OUT. 619 00:27:39,228 --> 00:27:41,731 SPACE, SPACE. AW, THANKS. YEAH. 620 00:27:41,731 --> 00:27:44,363 OH! THAT'S MY SHOULDER. 621 00:27:44,363 --> 00:27:47,096 YEAH. ALL RIGHT. 622 00:27:50,740 --> 00:27:53,743 HO HO! ENH. 623 00:27:56,345 --> 00:27:57,376 WAIT A MINUTE. 624 00:27:57,376 --> 00:27:58,247 THAT'S REAL IMPRESSIVE. 625 00:27:58,247 --> 00:28:01,811 WHAT KIND OF A HOST DO I THINK I AM? 626 00:28:01,811 --> 00:28:03,913 WE CAN'T JUST WATCH THE MOVIE. 627 00:28:03,913 --> 00:28:05,915 WE NEED TO GET HIGH FIRST! 628 00:28:05,915 --> 00:28:07,456 WHO WANTS TO RIP SOME PEYOTE? 629 00:28:07,456 --> 00:28:11,991 UH. RUSS, YOU KNOW, TONIGHT'S NOT A GOOD PEYOTE NIGHT. 630 00:28:11,991 --> 00:28:17,326 OH, NO, NO, NO. NO. PEYOTE, MAN, IT MAKES A GREAT PLATFORM, 631 00:28:17,326 --> 00:28:19,298 AND THEN WE CUSTOMIZE 632 00:28:19,298 --> 00:28:24,233 WITH A WELL-CHOSEN ASSORTMENT OF PARTY ENHANCERS. 633 00:28:24,233 --> 00:28:29,879 WE'VE GOT ANGEL TEARS, HORSE TRANKS, JELLY BABIES, 634 00:28:29,879 --> 00:28:32,211 MUSKIES, HAPPY FLAKES. 635 00:28:32,211 --> 00:28:33,712 HAPPY FLAKES? 636 00:28:33,712 --> 00:28:34,413 POPPERS? 637 00:28:34,413 --> 00:28:36,245 YOU KNOW, RUSS, I WAS GONNA PASS. 638 00:28:36,245 --> 00:28:38,988 YEAH, YOU KNOW, I TOOK A--I TOOK A HORSE TRANK 639 00:28:38,988 --> 00:28:41,350 ON THE WAY OVER HERE, SO I'M, UH, GOOD. 640 00:28:41,350 --> 00:28:45,294 GUYS, YOU SAID THAT YOU CAME OVER TO PARTY, RIGHT? 641 00:28:45,294 --> 00:28:46,055 OF COURSE. 642 00:28:46,055 --> 00:28:46,796 WELL, OK, THEN. COME ON. 643 00:28:46,796 --> 00:28:50,259 I MEAN, I DON'T WANNA-- I DON'T WANNA BE WATCHING THIS MOVIE 644 00:28:50,259 --> 00:28:54,433 UNTIL WE'RE, LIKE, ROLLING 4 DEEP, OK? 645 00:28:54,433 --> 00:28:56,936 [TIRES SKID] 646 00:28:56,936 --> 00:28:58,838 DID HOLLY FOLLOW US? 647 00:28:58,838 --> 00:29:02,071 [ENGINE ACCELERATES] 648 00:29:07,016 --> 00:29:08,978 [CAR RADIO PLAYING RADAR LOVE] 649 00:29:08,978 --> 00:29:11,220 YOU... 650 00:29:13,482 --> 00:29:14,323 WHERE'S KIT? 651 00:29:14,323 --> 00:29:16,886 I--I DON'T-- I DON'T KNOW WHERE HE IS. I-- 652 00:29:16,886 --> 00:29:20,229 WHERE IS THE 8-TRACK?! GIVE IT TO ME NOW! 653 00:29:20,229 --> 00:29:22,792 NAH NYING NYING. 654 00:29:26,335 --> 00:29:28,237 HE'S RIGHT HERE. 655 00:29:41,780 --> 00:29:43,813 WHOA. WHOA. 656 00:29:49,959 --> 00:29:53,122 THAT BITCH IS CRAZY. 657 00:29:53,122 --> 00:29:53,963 OH. RUSS. 658 00:29:53,963 --> 00:29:55,094 RUSS. OH! RUSS. 659 00:29:55,094 --> 00:29:56,165 RUSS. RUSS. 660 00:29:56,165 --> 00:29:59,798 RUSS, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? ARE YOU--ARE... 661 00:30:00,269 --> 00:30:03,302 FLUSH THE DRUGS. 662 00:30:12,481 --> 00:30:13,442 HEY. SO WHAT'S THE WORD ON RUSS? 663 00:30:13,442 --> 00:30:15,484 OH, HE'S FINE. HE'S ALL ZONKED OUT ON HEAVY MEDS 664 00:30:15,484 --> 00:30:16,515 IN THE HOSPITAL, GETTIN' SPONGE BATHS. 665 00:30:16,515 --> 00:30:18,317 IT'S KIND OF HIS DREAM SCENARIO, YOU KNOW? 666 00:30:18,317 --> 00:30:19,148 GOOD. HE WON'T MISS THIS. 667 00:30:19,148 --> 00:30:21,991 COVER ME ON THE FLOOR SO I CAN HOOK THIS THING UP 668 00:30:21,991 --> 00:30:23,092 AND WE CAN WATCH THE MOVIE. 669 00:30:23,092 --> 00:30:24,924 RIGHT. RIGHT. 670 00:30:25,895 --> 00:30:27,826 THIS WAY. 671 00:30:27,826 --> 00:30:30,059 OK. 672 00:30:30,059 --> 00:30:31,330 HEY. HEY. 673 00:30:31,330 --> 00:30:33,432 OH, THIS IS THE SOUNDTRACK 674 00:30:33,432 --> 00:30:35,104 YOU WERE LISTENING TO THE OTHER DAY. 675 00:30:35,104 --> 00:30:36,835 WHAT'S WITH YOUR OBSESSION? 676 00:30:36,835 --> 00:30:37,236 I-- 677 00:30:37,236 --> 00:30:39,238 WELL, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE TO WATCH THIS OUT HERE 678 00:30:39,238 --> 00:30:40,539 WITH ALL THESE MISERABLE CUSTOMERS. 679 00:30:40,539 --> 00:30:41,140 [LAUGHS] 680 00:30:41,140 --> 00:30:43,873 UH, YOU KNOW, NOT YOU, SIR. 681 00:30:45,174 --> 00:30:47,016 FOLLOW ME. 682 00:30:49,078 --> 00:30:51,951 HERE. GET IN. 683 00:30:51,951 --> 00:30:52,621 YEAH... 684 00:30:52,621 --> 00:30:53,482 JUST HOLD THIS. 685 00:30:53,482 --> 00:30:56,555 WHERE ARE YOU TAKING ME? 686 00:30:59,188 --> 00:31:03,132 OH, WOW. YOU MADE ALL THIS? 687 00:31:03,132 --> 00:31:03,562 YEP. MY TED-FREE ZONE. 688 00:31:03,562 --> 00:31:07,937 WELL, UNTIL HE FINDS IT AND I HAVE TO BUILD A NEW ONE. 689 00:31:07,937 --> 00:31:10,199 OH HO HO HO! THIS IS GREAT. 690 00:31:10,199 --> 00:31:11,240 I KNOW. HERE. 691 00:31:11,240 --> 00:31:12,902 OH. THANKS. 692 00:31:18,177 --> 00:31:18,507 BEVERAGE? 693 00:31:18,507 --> 00:31:21,310 MOVIE'S STARTED. YEAH, HIT ME. 694 00:31:24,153 --> 00:31:24,513 [LAUGHS] YEAH. 695 00:31:24,513 --> 00:31:27,416 WOW. DON'T WORRY. I GOT IT COVERED. 696 00:31:27,416 --> 00:31:29,188 I GUESS SO. 697 00:31:36,025 --> 00:31:37,396 OPEN THE REGISTER. 698 00:31:37,396 --> 00:31:40,499 DON'T MAKE ME DO SOMETHING WE'LL BOTH REGRET. 699 00:31:40,499 --> 00:31:43,672 MY LIFE IS FULL OF REGRETS. 700 00:31:43,672 --> 00:31:46,075 YOUR MAMA KNOW WHAT YOU'RE UP TO? 701 00:31:46,075 --> 00:31:48,107 YOUR MAMA KNOW WHAT YOU'RE UP TO? 702 00:31:48,107 --> 00:31:49,178 HEH! WOW. 703 00:31:49,178 --> 00:31:51,680 YEAH, THIS IS GENIUS. YEAH. 704 00:31:51,680 --> 00:31:53,912 WILL YOU GIVE ME WHAT I WANT? 705 00:31:53,912 --> 00:31:56,545 I JUST MIGHT. 706 00:32:03,092 --> 00:32:05,654 YEAH! [LAUGHS] 707 00:32:08,097 --> 00:32:08,657 DID YOU SEE THAT? 708 00:32:08,657 --> 00:32:09,658 THAT--THAT'S NOT EVEN THE SAME CAR. 709 00:32:09,658 --> 00:32:11,130 I KNOW. I WAS JUST GONNA SAY THE SAME THING. 710 00:32:11,130 --> 00:32:13,332 OK, YOU'D THINK THEY'D GET THE COLOR OF THE CAR RIGHT. 711 00:32:13,332 --> 00:32:15,164 I'M GONNA LOSE 'EM. 712 00:32:15,164 --> 00:32:16,265 YOU WATCH ME. 713 00:32:16,265 --> 00:32:18,237 HANG ON. 714 00:32:18,237 --> 00:32:19,068 CATCH. NO. 715 00:32:19,068 --> 00:32:20,109 UPP. YOU MISSED. CATCH. 716 00:32:20,109 --> 00:32:22,471 STOP IT RIGHT NOW. SERIOUS. GET SERIOUS. 717 00:32:22,471 --> 00:32:24,273 WHAT? WHOOPS. 718 00:32:24,273 --> 00:32:25,144 [LAUGHS] 719 00:32:25,144 --> 00:32:28,047 Holly: YEAH! WHOO HOO HOO! 720 00:32:28,047 --> 00:32:29,678 YEAH! 721 00:32:29,678 --> 00:32:31,520 Man: HELP. [GUNSHOT] 722 00:32:31,520 --> 00:32:33,252 [CAR DOORS CLOSE] 723 00:32:33,252 --> 00:32:34,053 I'M SCARED, KIT. 724 00:32:34,053 --> 00:32:36,485 EVERY COP IN THE COUNTY'S AFTER US. 725 00:32:36,485 --> 00:32:38,187 WHAT IF WE GET SEPARATED? 726 00:32:38,187 --> 00:32:39,628 WE MEET BACK HERE, BABY. 727 00:32:39,628 --> 00:32:42,091 THIS'LL ALWAYS BE OUR PLACE. 728 00:32:42,091 --> 00:32:43,092 OK. 729 00:32:43,092 --> 00:32:45,534 [STARTS ENGINE] 730 00:32:52,001 --> 00:32:55,044 MIDNIGHT. 731 00:33:03,482 --> 00:33:06,355 KIT SAID IT RIGHT BEFORE WE CAPTURED HIM. 732 00:33:06,355 --> 00:33:08,987 YEP. "MEET ME AT MIDNIGHT." 733 00:33:08,987 --> 00:33:09,518 HUH. 734 00:33:09,518 --> 00:33:11,660 THERE'S HER CAR. 735 00:33:13,762 --> 00:33:15,594 YOU SCARED? 736 00:33:15,594 --> 00:33:16,225 DOES IT SHOW? 737 00:33:16,225 --> 00:33:18,227 YOU'RE KINDA HURTIN' MY ARM. 738 00:33:18,227 --> 00:33:18,997 OH. YEAH. SORRY. 739 00:33:18,997 --> 00:33:22,071 GOT SOME NAILS ON YOU, MAN. 740 00:33:23,102 --> 00:33:23,572 Sock: GOT THAT-- 741 00:33:23,572 --> 00:33:26,335 [WHISPERING] Sock, shut up. Shh. 742 00:33:28,477 --> 00:33:29,738 Damn it, Ben. 743 00:33:29,738 --> 00:33:32,211 What? 744 00:33:41,050 --> 00:33:43,592 Sam, do you see her? 745 00:33:43,592 --> 00:33:44,523 You see anything? 746 00:33:44,523 --> 00:33:47,596 No, I don't see anything. 747 00:33:57,406 --> 00:34:00,769 HOW DO I SET KIT FREE?! TELL ME! 748 00:34:01,510 --> 00:34:03,612 HEY, GOLDILOCKS! 749 00:34:03,612 --> 00:34:06,175 [YELLS] 750 00:34:08,747 --> 00:34:09,578 AH HA HA! 751 00:34:09,578 --> 00:34:11,820 SUCK ON THAT, SUGAR LIPS! 752 00:34:11,820 --> 00:34:14,083 YEAH! 753 00:34:15,624 --> 00:34:17,756 SAM, WHERE'S THE VESSEL? 754 00:34:17,756 --> 00:34:18,457 SAM, VESSEL. 755 00:34:18,457 --> 00:34:21,290 OH, DAMN. I LOST IT. I--I-- 756 00:34:24,333 --> 00:34:25,234 SOCK. 757 00:34:25,234 --> 00:34:27,636 [BONE CRACKS] 758 00:34:35,744 --> 00:34:41,710 WHAT DO YOU THINK SHE'S GONNA DO WHEN SHE FINDS THAT SHE'S GOT THE WRONG 8-TRACK? 759 00:34:41,710 --> 00:34:42,281 KILL US. 760 00:34:42,281 --> 00:34:45,083 YEAH, THAT SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT. 761 00:34:47,756 --> 00:34:49,087 HOW DOES THIS WORK?! 762 00:34:49,087 --> 00:34:52,391 HOW DO I GET HIM OUT OF HERE? 763 00:34:52,391 --> 00:34:52,761 UH... 764 00:34:52,761 --> 00:34:55,764 YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME HOW TO GET KIT BACK. 765 00:34:55,764 --> 00:34:56,695 AH! O-OK. O-- 766 00:34:56,695 --> 00:34:59,228 EASY, EASY, EASY. 767 00:35:02,801 --> 00:35:04,703 WHOA! AHH... 768 00:35:21,850 --> 00:35:24,353 I THINK YOU SEE WHERE THIS IS GOING. 769 00:35:24,353 --> 00:35:24,723 YEAH. 770 00:35:24,723 --> 00:35:28,657 YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME HOW TO FREE MY BABY OR-- 771 00:35:28,657 --> 00:35:29,658 OK, LOOK, IF YOU KILL US, 772 00:35:29,658 --> 00:35:30,859 YOU'LL NEVER GET HIM OUT. YEAH. 773 00:35:30,859 --> 00:35:32,731 TELL ME HOW TO SET KIT FREE, 774 00:35:32,731 --> 00:35:33,832 OR I WILL TORCH THIS WHOLE PLACE, 775 00:35:33,832 --> 00:35:38,507 AND THERE WILL ONLY ONE BE OF US GETTING OUT OF HERE ALIVE. 776 00:35:38,507 --> 00:35:39,708 WHICH ONE OF US? 777 00:35:39,708 --> 00:35:41,910 WHICH-- WHAT? I DIDN'T--- 778 00:35:41,910 --> 00:35:43,212 AAH! AAH! 779 00:35:43,212 --> 00:35:44,773 AHH-HAH-HAH. AHH-HA-HA. 780 00:35:44,773 --> 00:35:45,814 AAH! AH-YAH! 781 00:35:45,814 --> 00:35:47,616 I LIKE YOU. YOU'RE COOL. 782 00:35:47,616 --> 00:35:48,917 I LIKE YOUR SHOES. 783 00:35:48,917 --> 00:35:49,778 AHH! AH HAH HAH HAH! 784 00:35:49,778 --> 00:35:53,482 LISTEN, HOLLY, Y-YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS, OK? 785 00:35:53,482 --> 00:35:55,684 L-LET'S TALK, ALL RIGHT? 786 00:35:55,684 --> 00:35:57,526 WE CAN'T LET KIT OUT, BUT I--I SWEAR, 787 00:35:57,526 --> 00:36:00,189 YOU LET US FREE, AND WE'LL LET YOU GO. 788 00:36:00,189 --> 00:36:01,830 [SIGHS] 789 00:36:01,830 --> 00:36:03,832 WE'LL LET YOU GO. I... 790 00:36:06,865 --> 00:36:08,697 YOU'RE GONNA LET ME GO? 791 00:36:08,697 --> 00:36:10,539 KIT HAS TO GO BACK TO HELL, 792 00:36:10,539 --> 00:36:11,770 BUT YOU, YOU CAN START OVER. 793 00:36:11,770 --> 00:36:13,702 ALL RIGHT, YOU CAN FIND A NEW GUY. 794 00:36:13,702 --> 00:36:16,945 OH, IS THAT RIGHT? FIND A NEW GUY? 795 00:36:16,945 --> 00:36:19,648 YOU THINK THERE'S SOMEONE LIKE KIT OUT THERE, 796 00:36:19,648 --> 00:36:25,484 ALL FIRE AND PASSION AND DANGER? 797 00:36:25,484 --> 00:36:26,615 LIKE YOU? 798 00:36:26,615 --> 00:36:29,958 ARE YOU A TOUGH GUY? 799 00:36:30,589 --> 00:36:32,821 DO YOU LIKE TO GET CRAZY? 800 00:36:32,821 --> 00:36:36,365 DO YOU LIKE TO PLAY WITH DANGER? 801 00:36:36,665 --> 00:36:39,628 I DABBLE. 802 00:36:39,628 --> 00:36:40,529 GOOD. 803 00:36:40,529 --> 00:36:42,701 LET'S SEE HOW TOUGH YOU ARE. 804 00:36:42,701 --> 00:36:43,832 LOOK, NO. L-LET'S NOT. 805 00:36:43,832 --> 00:36:45,634 LET'S--LET'S NOT SEE HOW TOUGH I-- 806 00:36:45,634 --> 00:36:46,935 I--I DON'T WANNA SEE. 807 00:36:46,935 --> 00:36:48,807 [SOCK AND BEN SHUDDER] 808 00:36:49,338 --> 00:36:50,709 Sock: ♪ I--I BEEN DRIVIN' ALL NIGHT ♪ 809 00:36:50,709 --> 00:36:53,842 ♪ MY HAND'S WET ON THE WHEEL ♪ 810 00:36:54,883 --> 00:36:56,815 [IMITATING GUITAR] ♪ BENH, NEH NEH, NEH NEH NENH ♪ 811 00:36:56,815 --> 00:37:00,619 ♪ TH-THERE'S A VOI-- VOICE IN MY HEAD ♪ 812 00:37:00,619 --> 00:37:01,590 THAT DRIVES MY HEEL ♪ 813 00:37:01,590 --> 00:37:03,252 Both: ♪ BENH, NEH NEH, NEH NEH NENH ♪ 814 00:37:03,252 --> 00:37:07,696 ♪ SAID IT'S MY BABY CALLIN', AND SHE NEEDS ME HERE ♪ 815 00:37:07,696 --> 00:37:09,658 ♪ BENH, NEH NEH, NEH NEH DENH ♪ 816 00:37:09,658 --> 00:37:12,701 ♪ AND IT'S A-HALF PAST 4:00, AND I'M SHIFTIN' GEARS ♪ 817 00:37:12,701 --> 00:37:14,603 ♪ BENH, NEH NEH, NEH NEH DENH ♪ 818 00:37:14,603 --> 00:37:15,504 [IMITATES DRUM FLOURISH] 819 00:37:15,504 --> 00:37:20,539 ♪ WE GOT A THING THAT WE CALL RADAR LOVE ♪ 820 00:37:20,539 --> 00:37:21,610 ♪ WE GOT A LIGHT ♪ 821 00:37:21,610 --> 00:37:23,742 AH HA HA! ♪ THAT WE SHINE ♪ 822 00:37:23,742 --> 00:37:25,814 [SOCK LAUGHING] 823 00:37:28,647 --> 00:37:29,978 S-SAM! SAM! 824 00:37:29,978 --> 00:37:31,720 [STAMMERS] 825 00:37:34,983 --> 00:37:35,854 SAM! 826 00:37:35,854 --> 00:37:38,327 OHH! SAM. SAM! 827 00:37:38,327 --> 00:37:40,559 OH, SAM. 828 00:37:58,777 --> 00:38:00,048 EH? 829 00:38:00,048 --> 00:38:01,380 WHOO! AH HA HA! 830 00:38:01,380 --> 00:38:01,750 YEAH. [SIGHS] 831 00:38:01,750 --> 00:38:07,356 ♪ WE GOT A THING THAT WE CALL RADAR LOVE ♪ WHOO! 832 00:38:07,356 --> 00:38:07,986 ♪ WE GOT A ♪ 833 00:38:07,986 --> 00:38:09,858 ♪ LIGHT THAT SHINES ♪ 834 00:38:09,858 --> 00:38:11,690 ♪ RADAR LOVE ♪ 835 00:38:11,690 --> 00:38:14,693 YEAH. YEAH. 836 00:38:14,693 --> 00:38:16,625 DINK. 837 00:38:17,626 --> 00:38:18,767 WHOO. OHH. 838 00:38:18,767 --> 00:38:21,029 UM, THERE'S TAYLOR. 839 00:38:22,671 --> 00:38:24,373 YOU GUYS CAN DISAPPEAR. 840 00:38:24,373 --> 00:38:25,874 COOL. 841 00:38:25,874 --> 00:38:26,975 ALL RIGHT. [CLEARS THROAT] 842 00:38:26,975 --> 00:38:28,937 GO, MIGHTY WARLORD. COLLECT YOUR SPOILS. 843 00:38:28,937 --> 00:38:32,310 LET'S NOT CALL HER SPOILS TO HER FACE. 844 00:38:32,310 --> 00:38:33,742 GOOD LUCK, SAM. 845 00:38:39,418 --> 00:38:43,652 SO, IS THAT YOUR THING, KISSING RANDOM GUYS IN BARS? 846 00:38:43,652 --> 00:38:45,754 [LAUGHS] 847 00:38:45,754 --> 00:38:47,325 SCREW YOU. 848 00:38:47,325 --> 00:38:48,056 WELL... 849 00:38:48,056 --> 00:38:50,759 NO. I, UH... 850 00:38:50,759 --> 00:38:52,801 THOUGHT YOU WERE CUTE. 851 00:38:52,801 --> 00:38:55,834 DIDN'T LOOK LIKE THE KIND OF GUY TO MAKE THE FIRST MOVE. 852 00:38:55,834 --> 00:38:58,036 EXCUSE ME? I... 853 00:38:58,036 --> 00:38:58,967 MAKE MOVES. 854 00:38:58,967 --> 00:39:01,510 COME ON, SAM OLIVER. 855 00:39:01,510 --> 00:39:02,671 YOU HAVE TO THINK ABOUT EVERYTHING. 856 00:39:02,671 --> 00:39:05,614 DON'T YOU EVER WANT TO JUST DO SOMETHING TOTALLY SPONTANEOUS? 857 00:39:05,614 --> 00:39:08,577 SOMETHING YOU KNEW YOU SHOULDN'T? 858 00:39:20,859 --> 00:39:23,361 WHAT IF SOMEBODY OPENS THE DOOR? 859 00:39:23,361 --> 00:39:24,533 WHO CARES, RIGHT? 860 00:39:24,533 --> 00:39:27,966 YOU LIKE IT DANGEROUS? COOL. 861 00:39:29,498 --> 00:39:32,801 OH, SAM. THAT TOTALLY DRIVES ME CRAZY. 862 00:39:32,801 --> 00:39:34,803 HOW DID YOU KNOW? 863 00:39:37,846 --> 00:39:40,709 UH, LOOK, UH... 864 00:39:40,709 --> 00:39:42,681 THIS--THIS, UH-- 865 00:39:42,681 --> 00:39:44,653 THIS DOESN'T FEEL RIGHT. 866 00:39:44,653 --> 00:39:46,985 WAIT. WHAT? 867 00:39:46,985 --> 00:39:50,388 SAM, YOU PULLED ME INTO THE CLOSET. 868 00:39:50,388 --> 00:39:53,622 YEAH. NO, I KNOW. I DID. I J--UH... 869 00:39:53,622 --> 00:39:56,164 THIS JUST--THIS ISN'T ME. 870 00:39:56,164 --> 00:39:56,565 CAN WE-- 871 00:39:56,565 --> 00:39:59,968 CAN WE JUST--CAN WE SLOW IT DOWN A LITTLE? 872 00:39:59,968 --> 00:40:02,701 SURE. 873 00:40:03,672 --> 00:40:06,875 YOU REALLY ARE STRANGE. 874 00:40:06,875 --> 00:40:08,577 YEAH, YEAH, I-- 875 00:40:08,577 --> 00:40:11,409 I COULDN'T AGREE MORE. 876 00:40:17,546 --> 00:40:18,487 I'M SORRY, SAMMY. 877 00:40:18,487 --> 00:40:23,992 I NEVER SHOULD HAVE PUSHED THAT WHOLE TAYLOR THING ON YOU. 878 00:40:23,992 --> 00:40:27,696 I HAD NO IDEA YOU WERE A HOMOSEXUAL. 879 00:40:27,996 --> 00:40:31,530 "WE SHOULD JUST SLOW IT DOWN A LITTLE"? 880 00:40:32,100 --> 00:40:34,202 HMM. YOU HEAR THAT? 881 00:40:34,202 --> 00:40:37,936 THAT'S THE SOUND OF EVERY MAN IN THE WORLD LAUGHING AT YOU. 882 00:40:37,936 --> 00:40:40,068 SO YOU CAME ALL THE WAY HERE JUST TO BUST ON ME? 883 00:40:40,068 --> 00:40:43,512 OH, QUITE THE CONTRARY. I FEEL BAD. 884 00:40:43,512 --> 00:40:43,772 I REALLY DO. 885 00:40:43,772 --> 00:40:49,077 I JUST WANTED YOU TO GET THE GIRL FOR ONCE IN YOUR MISERABLE LIFE. 886 00:40:49,077 --> 00:40:50,078 YEAH, I REALLY APPRECIATE YOUR CONCERN, 887 00:40:50,078 --> 00:40:53,021 BUT MAYBE I'M JUST NOT SURE THAT THAT'S THE GIRL I WANT. 888 00:40:53,021 --> 00:40:56,625 RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT. YOU'RE HOLDING OUT FOR TRUE LOVE. 889 00:40:56,625 --> 00:40:59,688 I TOLD YOU, SAM, THERE IS NO SUCH THING. 890 00:40:59,688 --> 00:41:01,590 YOU KNOW, I COULDN'T FIGURE OUT 891 00:41:01,590 --> 00:41:04,032 WHY YOU KEPT THROWING TAYLOR IN MY PATH. 892 00:41:04,032 --> 00:41:07,496 IT'S NOT BECAUSE YOU REALLY CARE ABOUT ME. 893 00:41:07,496 --> 00:41:08,697 HEY! UNTRUE. 894 00:41:08,697 --> 00:41:09,768 IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE TEMPTING ME AGAIN. 895 00:41:09,768 --> 00:41:12,641 YOU JUST WANT ME TO BE MORE LIKE YOU, BUT I'M NOT. 896 00:41:12,641 --> 00:41:14,102 I DON'T BELIEVE THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS LOVE. 897 00:41:14,102 --> 00:41:16,505 AND YOU KNOW WHAT? I DON'T BELIEVE THAT YOU BELIEVE THAT. 898 00:41:16,505 --> 00:41:20,579 WOW. YOU KNOW, CELIBACY REALLY MAKES YOU INSIGHTFUL. 899 00:41:20,579 --> 00:41:23,652 COME ON. YOU'VE BEEN AROUND SINCE THE DAWN OF TIME. 900 00:41:23,652 --> 00:41:26,484 ARE YOU TELLING ME YOU'VE NEVER BEEN IN LOVE? 901 00:41:26,484 --> 00:41:28,256 WELL, PERSONALLY, 902 00:41:28,256 --> 00:41:34,062 I'VE ALWAYS FOUND LUST TO BE QUITE SATISFYING. 903 00:41:34,062 --> 00:41:36,825 YEAH. YOU WOULD. 904 00:41:37,025 --> 00:41:48,937 [ROCK 'N' ROLL] ♪♪ 905 00:41:48,937 --> 00:41:50,138 [CLICK] 906 00:41:50,138 --> 00:41:53,241 Brenda Lee: ♪ I WONDER ♪ 907 00:41:53,241 --> 00:41:56,945 ♪ MY LITTLE DARLING ♪ 908 00:41:56,945 --> 00:41:59,718 ♪ WHERE YOU CAN BE ♪ 909 00:41:59,718 --> 00:42:02,651 ♪ THIS MOONLIT NIGHT ♪ 910 00:42:03,622 --> 00:42:08,957 ♪ ARE YOU HOLDING SOMEONE TIGHT? ♪ 911 00:42:08,957 --> 00:42:13,531 ♪ I WONDER ♪