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HI, ANGIE. 9 00:01:04,542 --> 00:01:06,327 NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.HAVE A NICE DAY. 10 00:01:06,327 --> 00:01:08,851 LOOKING GOOD, ANGIE! 11 00:01:08,851 --> 00:01:11,027 YOU GO GET 'EM, ANGIE TRIBECA. 12 00:01:11,027 --> 00:01:13,029 [ SIREN WAILS ] 13 00:01:13,029 --> 00:01:15,031 [ POLICE RADIO CHATTER ] 14 00:01:15,031 --> 00:01:17,077 ♪♪ 15 00:01:23,735 --> 00:01:25,955 WHAT DO WE GOT?OH, IT'S A NASTY ONE. 16 00:01:25,955 --> 00:01:28,697 OLD LADY, APPEARS TO BE IN HER LATE 90s, EARLY 100s. 17 00:01:28,697 --> 00:01:30,742 FOUND HER LYING HERE NEXT TO THIS BAG OF GROCERIES. 18 00:01:30,742 --> 00:01:32,440 WHAT HAPPENED? 19 00:01:32,440 --> 00:01:33,876 WELL, SHE WAS EITHER SHOT TO DEATH 20 00:01:33,876 --> 00:01:35,443 OR SMOTHERED WITH A PILLOW. 21 00:01:35,443 --> 00:01:37,097 I WON'T KNOW FOR SURE TILL I TAKE HER BACK TO THE LAB 22 00:01:37,097 --> 00:01:38,228 AND CUT HER OPEN. 23 00:01:38,228 --> 00:01:41,013 HELLO. 24 00:01:41,013 --> 00:01:43,625 COULD SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME UP? 25 00:01:43,625 --> 00:01:46,236 [ GAGS ] 26 00:01:46,236 --> 00:01:47,672 IS THAT MAN ALL RIGHT? 27 00:01:47,672 --> 00:01:50,458 GET IT OUT, ROOKIE. YOU'LL GET USED TO IT... 28 00:01:50,458 --> 00:01:52,373 UNFORTUNATELY. 29 00:01:52,373 --> 00:02:02,557 [ OFFICER DAVE SCREAMING ] 30 00:02:02,557 --> 00:02:05,516 ♪♪ 31 00:02:10,608 --> 00:02:11,696 TANNER, HOFFMAN. 32 00:02:11,696 --> 00:02:13,133 TRIBECA. 33 00:02:13,133 --> 00:02:14,482 LIEUTENANT WANTS TO SEE YOU. 34 00:02:14,482 --> 00:02:16,048 WHAT'S THIS ABOUT? 35 00:02:16,048 --> 00:02:18,312 I DON'T KNOW, BUT HE DOESN'T LOOK HAPPY. 36 00:02:18,312 --> 00:02:19,791 HE NEVER LOOKS HAPPY. 37 00:02:19,791 --> 00:02:20,923 YOU'VE GOT THAT RIGHT. 38 00:02:20,923 --> 00:02:25,188 [ BOTH LAUGH ] 39 00:02:25,188 --> 00:02:27,973 YOU WANTED TO SEE ME, LIEUTENANT? 40 00:02:27,973 --> 00:02:29,801 TRIBECA, I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET YOUR NEW PARTNER. 41 00:02:29,801 --> 00:02:31,803 THIS IS JAY GEILS. 42 00:02:31,803 --> 00:02:33,370 [ CHUCKLES ] 43 00:02:33,370 --> 00:02:35,807 WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, SIR, THIS IS STUPID. 44 00:02:35,807 --> 00:02:37,766 I DON'T WANT A PARTNER. I DON'T NEED A PARTNER. 45 00:02:37,766 --> 00:02:39,159 ALL DUE RESPECT, TRIBECA, 46 00:02:39,159 --> 00:02:40,551 BUT YOU'VE GOT YOUR HEAD UP YOUR ASS. 47 00:02:40,551 --> 00:02:41,726 YOU'RE GETTING A PARTNER. 48 00:02:41,726 --> 00:02:43,032 ALL DUE RESPECT, LIEUTENANT, 49 00:02:43,032 --> 00:02:44,729 BUT I FEEL VERY DISRESPECTED RIGHT NOW. 50 00:02:44,729 --> 00:02:47,819 ALL DUE RESPECT, DETECTIVE, BUT I'M IN CHARGE HERE! 51 00:02:47,819 --> 00:02:49,908 ALL DUE RESPECT, NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS. 52 00:02:49,908 --> 00:02:52,084 ALL DUE RESPECT, YOU MAKE A HORRIBLE FIRST IMPRESSION. 53 00:02:52,084 --> 00:02:54,609 ALL DUE RESPECT, I WILL NEVER HEAR WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY 54 00:02:54,609 --> 00:02:56,437 'CAUSE IT'S DUMB.HEY, HEY, HEY! 55 00:02:56,437 --> 00:02:58,482 YOU TWO ARE PARTNERS, SO YOU BETTER GET USED TO IT! 56 00:02:58,482 --> 00:02:59,875 TRIBECA, GEILS. 57 00:02:59,875 --> 00:03:01,137 GEILS, TRIBECA. 58 00:03:01,137 --> 00:03:03,183 PLEASURE TO MEET YOU.YEAH, RIGHT. 59 00:03:03,183 --> 00:03:05,794 LIEUTENANT, YOU KNOW THAT PARTNERS NEVER WORK FOR ME. 60 00:03:05,794 --> 00:03:08,666 WELL, MAYBE PARTNER 237 IS THE CHARM. 61 00:03:08,666 --> 00:03:10,929 I'VE GOT A CASE FOR YOU TWO. THE MAYOR'S BEING BLACKMAILED. 62 00:03:10,929 --> 00:03:12,453 GET DOWN TO CITY HALL. 63 00:03:12,453 --> 00:03:14,063 HE'S EXPECTING YOU YESTERDAY! 64 00:03:14,063 --> 00:03:15,543 GO! 65 00:03:15,543 --> 00:03:17,197 COULD I CARRY A FOLDER, TOO? 66 00:03:18,285 --> 00:03:19,764 THANKS. 67 00:03:19,764 --> 00:03:21,549 I'M TOUGH, BUT I'M FAIR. 68 00:03:22,724 --> 00:03:24,595 Tribeca: THERE'S SOMETHING YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT ME. 69 00:03:24,595 --> 00:03:26,380 I DON'T LIKE PARTNERS, 70 00:03:26,380 --> 00:03:28,251 AND I ESPECIALLY DON'T LIKE PARTNERS 71 00:03:28,251 --> 00:03:30,166 WHO TRY TO GET PERSONAL, OKAY? 72 00:03:30,166 --> 00:03:33,561 SO I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR SAD, MESSED-UP CHILDHOOD, 73 00:03:33,561 --> 00:03:35,867 I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR HISTORY OF DEPRESSION, 74 00:03:35,867 --> 00:03:37,173 AND I DEFINITELY DON'T WANT TO KNOW 75 00:03:37,173 --> 00:03:38,566 ANY OF YOUR PETS' NAMES, GOT IT? 76 00:03:38,566 --> 00:03:40,045 GOT IT. 77 00:03:40,045 --> 00:03:42,265 ...BUT I WAS VOMITING, AND I HAD DIARRHEA. 78 00:03:42,265 --> 00:03:44,180 AS IF THAT WEREN'T BAD ENOUGH, 79 00:03:44,180 --> 00:03:45,790 THEY FORGOT TO TELL ME 80 00:03:45,790 --> 00:03:47,792 THAT THE ANTIBIOTICS GIVES YOU A YEAST INFECTION. 81 00:03:47,792 --> 00:03:49,403 THAT WAS PLEASANT. 82 00:03:49,403 --> 00:03:51,753 FOR THE RECORD, I JUST ASKED YOU TO ROLL THE WINDOW DOWN. 83 00:03:51,753 --> 00:03:55,104 ♪♪ 84 00:03:59,978 --> 00:04:01,415 WE'RE HERE TO SEE THE MAYOR. 85 00:04:01,415 --> 00:04:03,634 WHAT WAS THE NAME OF YOUR CHILDHOOD PET? 86 00:04:03,634 --> 00:04:04,635 MR. CAT. 87 00:04:04,635 --> 00:04:05,680 ELEANOR ROOSEVELT. 88 00:04:05,680 --> 00:04:06,855 BOXERS OR BRIEFS? 89 00:04:06,855 --> 00:04:08,770 BOXER BRIEFS. 90 00:04:08,770 --> 00:04:11,033 THE MAYOR WILL SEE YOU NOW. 91 00:04:14,210 --> 00:04:15,472 SOMEONE HAS PHOTOS. 92 00:04:15,472 --> 00:04:16,734 WHAT KIND OF PHOTOS? 93 00:04:16,734 --> 00:04:18,345 COMPROMISING PHOTOS. 94 00:04:18,345 --> 00:04:19,563 DID YOU HUMP A DOLPHIN? 95 00:04:19,563 --> 00:04:20,608 NO. 96 00:04:20,608 --> 00:04:22,349 NO. 97 00:04:22,349 --> 00:04:24,481 NO, I... 98 00:04:24,481 --> 00:04:25,743 NO. 99 00:04:25,743 --> 00:04:28,093 NO, LOOK. 100 00:04:31,314 --> 00:04:33,142 I WAS YOUNG AND STUPID. 101 00:04:33,142 --> 00:04:35,492 SOMEONE TOOK PHOTOS AND THREATENED TO RUIN MY CAREER 102 00:04:35,492 --> 00:04:37,538 IF I DON'T PAY THEM $4,000. 103 00:04:37,538 --> 00:04:38,843 I DON'T HAVE THAT KIND OF MONEY. 104 00:04:38,843 --> 00:04:40,628 WHO COULD HAVE TAKEN THESE PHOTOS? 105 00:04:40,628 --> 00:04:43,892 THE ONLY ONE I CAN THINK OF IS MY WIFE AND MY MISTRESS. 106 00:04:43,892 --> 00:04:45,676 THEY'RE THE ONLY ONES THAT HAVE SEEN ME WITH MY SHIRT OFF. 107 00:04:45,676 --> 00:04:47,591 THAT'S IT?AND EVERY WEDNESDAY, 108 00:04:47,591 --> 00:04:50,333 I POSE NUDE FOR A DRAWING CLASS AT VERDUGO VALLEY COLLEGE. 109 00:04:50,333 --> 00:04:52,030 LET'S START WITH THE WIFE. 110 00:04:53,641 --> 00:04:55,730 AFTER THAT, HE SAID, "ARE YOU SERIOUS? 111 00:04:55,730 --> 00:04:57,384 NO ONE GETS SYPHILIS ANYMORE." 112 00:04:58,341 --> 00:05:00,778 FOR THE RECORD, I JUST ASKED IF YOU'D EVER BEEN TO EDMONTON. 113 00:05:04,478 --> 00:05:05,479 [ Scandinavian accent ] MAY I HELP YOU? 114 00:05:05,479 --> 00:05:06,958 IS MRS. PERRY HOME? 115 00:05:06,958 --> 00:05:09,526 MAY I ASK YOU TO STATE YOUR BUSINESS? 116 00:05:09,526 --> 00:05:11,963 LISTEN, CHUMP, I'VE HAD JUST ABOUT ENOUGH OF YOUR LIP. 117 00:05:13,095 --> 00:05:15,402 WELL, THAT WAS COMPLETELY UNEXPECTED. 118 00:05:16,925 --> 00:05:19,275 OKAY. I'VE HAD ENOUGH. 119 00:05:19,275 --> 00:05:20,537 [ CHUCKLES ] 120 00:05:21,538 --> 00:05:23,235 TITTY TWISTER. 121 00:05:23,235 --> 00:05:24,236 OOH! 122 00:05:24,236 --> 00:05:26,413 AAH! 123 00:05:27,892 --> 00:05:29,241 MRS. PERRY. 124 00:05:29,241 --> 00:05:30,982 YES. TRIBECA. L.A.P.D. 125 00:05:30,982 --> 00:05:32,854 CAN I HAVE A MOMENT OF YOUR TIME? 126 00:05:32,854 --> 00:05:34,421 PLEASE, COME IN. 127 00:05:39,600 --> 00:05:42,211 MY HUSBAND IS A COMPLICATED MAN, DETECTIVE. 128 00:05:42,211 --> 00:05:44,561 THOSE TATTOOS ARE A PART OF WHO HE WAS, 129 00:05:44,561 --> 00:05:46,563 NOT WHO HE IS NOW. 130 00:05:46,563 --> 00:05:49,305 OH. EXCUSE MY RUDENESS. 131 00:05:49,305 --> 00:05:50,524 WOULD YOU LIKE SOME TEA? 132 00:05:50,524 --> 00:05:52,613 NO, THANK YOU. I'M FINE, MA'AM. 133 00:05:52,613 --> 00:05:54,005 CREAM-FILLED DOUGHNUT? 134 00:05:54,005 --> 00:05:55,442 NO, THANK YOU. 135 00:05:55,442 --> 00:05:57,269 BABY-BACK RIBS? 136 00:05:57,269 --> 00:05:58,880 THEY'RE FROM A PIG. 137 00:05:58,880 --> 00:06:00,708 JUST A TOUCH EARLY IN THE MORNING FOR ME, 138 00:06:00,708 --> 00:06:03,841 THANK YOU, MA'AM. OKAY. 139 00:06:03,841 --> 00:06:05,408 ARE YOU SURE? 140 00:06:05,408 --> 00:06:06,844 PRETTY SURE. 141 00:06:06,844 --> 00:06:08,716 THEY'RE HERE IF YOU NEED THEM. THANK YOU. 142 00:06:08,716 --> 00:06:11,588 WHO WOULD TRY TO EXTORT MONEY FROM MY HUSBAND? 143 00:06:11,588 --> 00:06:13,851 OH, I DON'T KNOW. WHAT ABOUT YOU? 144 00:06:13,851 --> 00:06:16,637 [ SCOFFS ] DON'T BE SILLY. 145 00:06:16,637 --> 00:06:18,987 I HAVE ACCESS TO ALL OF MY HUSBAND'S ACCOUNTS. 146 00:06:18,987 --> 00:06:21,163 WHY WOULD I WANT TO BLACKMAIL HIM? 147 00:06:21,163 --> 00:06:23,252 DO YOU LOVE YOUR HUSBAND, MRS. PERRY? 148 00:06:23,252 --> 00:06:25,123 I MOST CERTAINLY DO NOT. 149 00:06:25,123 --> 00:06:29,040 HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME OF LOVING MY HUSBAND. 150 00:06:29,040 --> 00:06:30,041 GYRO? 151 00:06:30,041 --> 00:06:31,391 OOH! 152 00:06:35,438 --> 00:06:37,527 HERE'S WHAT I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 153 00:06:37,527 --> 00:06:38,746 WHAT'S THAT? 154 00:06:38,746 --> 00:06:40,574 IF YOU CAN'T STAND YOUR HUSBAND, 155 00:06:40,574 --> 00:06:42,358 WHY STAY MARRIED TO HIM? 156 00:06:42,358 --> 00:06:44,752 WE HAVE AN ARRANGEMENT, DETECTIVE. 157 00:06:44,752 --> 00:06:46,406 HE HAS HIS PLAYTHINGS. 158 00:06:46,406 --> 00:06:47,972 I HAVE MINE. 159 00:06:47,972 --> 00:06:51,628 SO YOU GET LUGE, HE HAS HIS MISTRESS. 160 00:06:51,628 --> 00:06:53,935 OH, NO, NO, NO. 161 00:06:53,935 --> 00:06:56,503 I HAVE MY PLAYTHINGS. 162 00:06:58,374 --> 00:07:00,942 HE'S GOT A MISTRESS? ARE YOU SHITTING ME?! 163 00:07:00,942 --> 00:07:02,683 I SHIT YOU NOT, MA'AM. 164 00:07:02,683 --> 00:07:04,554 [ CRYING ] 165 00:07:06,208 --> 00:07:08,036 WELL, THAT WENT NOWHERE FAST. 166 00:07:08,036 --> 00:07:10,212 LET'S SEE WHAT WE CAN GET OUT OF THE MISTRESS. 167 00:07:10,212 --> 00:07:11,735 [ GRUNTING ] 168 00:07:17,654 --> 00:07:20,091 OH, I KNOW THE MAYOR. OH, YES. 169 00:07:20,091 --> 00:07:21,484 INTIMATELY. 170 00:07:21,484 --> 00:07:22,877 WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU SAW HIM? 171 00:07:22,877 --> 00:07:24,618 [ INHALES ] 172 00:07:24,618 --> 00:07:25,619 WHO? 173 00:07:25,619 --> 00:07:26,620 THE MAYOR. 174 00:07:26,620 --> 00:07:28,665 NEVER HEARD OF HIM. 175 00:07:29,666 --> 00:07:31,668 SOMEONE'S TRYING TO TAKE ADVANTAGE 176 00:07:31,668 --> 00:07:33,844 OF HIS PHYSICAL ATTRIBUTES. 177 00:07:33,844 --> 00:07:37,892 OH, I TOOK ADVANTAGE OF HIS PHYSICAL ATTRIBUTES MANY TIMES, 178 00:07:37,892 --> 00:07:39,589 IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 179 00:07:39,589 --> 00:07:41,852 APPARENTLY, THERE ARE PHOTOS OF HIS BODY ART, 180 00:07:41,852 --> 00:07:43,811 PHOTOS THAT COULD DESTROY HIM. 181 00:07:43,811 --> 00:07:45,421 OH, I'VE ALREADY DESTROYED HIM -- 182 00:07:45,421 --> 00:07:48,946 WITH HAVING SEX WITH HIM, IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT. 183 00:07:48,946 --> 00:07:51,906 I DID IT WITH HIM. HE DID IT WITH ME. 184 00:07:51,906 --> 00:07:55,649 IF YOU UNDERSTAND MY MEANIN'. 185 00:07:55,649 --> 00:07:57,041 [ INHALES ] 186 00:07:57,041 --> 00:07:59,391 YOU THINK IT'S SMOKE, BUT IT'S VAPOR. 187 00:07:59,391 --> 00:08:02,873 WE'RE LOOKING INTO EVERYONE WHO HAD THE OPPORTUNITY 188 00:08:02,873 --> 00:08:04,309 TO SEE HIS TATTOOS. 189 00:08:04,309 --> 00:08:06,616 OH, I SAW HIS TATTOOS, ALL RIGHT -- 190 00:08:06,616 --> 00:08:07,922 AND HIS PEE PEE -- 191 00:08:07,922 --> 00:08:09,837 IF YOU KNOW WHERE I'M COMING FROM. 192 00:08:09,837 --> 00:08:13,884 HIS BATHING-SUIT AREA WITHOUT THE BATHING SUIT. 193 00:08:13,884 --> 00:08:16,147 I THINK YOU'RE LYING.I THINK YOU'RELYING. 194 00:08:16,147 --> 00:08:17,888 YOU'RE A LIAR.NO, I'M NOT. 195 00:08:17,888 --> 00:08:19,586 YOU NEVER HAD AN AFFAIR WITH THE MAYOR. 196 00:08:19,586 --> 00:08:20,848 YES, I DID. 197 00:08:20,848 --> 00:08:24,373 IT WAS SORDID AND RAUNCHY AND WET. 198 00:08:24,373 --> 00:08:27,376 THAT DEVICE MAKES YOU SEEM LIKE A HEALTH-CONSCIOUS PERSON. 199 00:08:27,376 --> 00:08:29,291 [ INHALES ] 200 00:08:29,291 --> 00:08:31,293 DESCRIBE HIS LOWER-BACK TATTOO. 201 00:08:31,293 --> 00:08:33,600 WHAT DO YOU CALL IT? A SHAMROCK. 202 00:08:33,600 --> 00:08:36,559 NO, UH, IT'S A BUTTERFLY WITH IVY. 203 00:08:36,559 --> 00:08:38,387 WRONG!IT'S A LITTLE UNICORN... 204 00:08:38,387 --> 00:08:39,780 NO....WITH A RAINBOW -- 205 00:08:39,780 --> 00:08:40,824 NO. NO, IT'S NOT THAT. 206 00:08:40,824 --> 00:08:42,086 NO, NO, I KNOW IT'S NOT. 207 00:08:42,086 --> 00:08:44,045 IT'S A -- IT'S A PUPPY DOG. 208 00:08:44,045 --> 00:08:45,220 WANT TO TRY AGAIN? 209 00:08:45,220 --> 00:08:46,700 IT'S A DIAMOND. NOPE. 210 00:08:46,700 --> 00:08:47,701 IT'S A FLAME. NOPE. 211 00:08:47,701 --> 00:08:48,963 IT'S AN EYETOOTH. 212 00:08:48,963 --> 00:08:50,442 WAS THERE AN EYETOOTH?I DON'T KNOW. 213 00:08:50,442 --> 00:08:51,879 IT'S A BUDDHA.NO.NO. 214 00:08:51,879 --> 00:08:53,054 IT'S A FOUR-LEAF CLOVER. 215 00:08:53,054 --> 00:08:54,359 WRONG! THEY'RE ALL WRONG! 216 00:08:54,359 --> 00:08:56,187 IT'S A MATCHBOX CAR.YOU'RE WRONG. 217 00:08:56,187 --> 00:08:58,320 IT'S A PICTURE OF A SHEEP WITH THE WORDS... 218 00:08:58,320 --> 00:08:59,974 Both: "THAT'S WHAT SHEEP SAID." 219 00:08:59,974 --> 00:09:02,977 FINE. FINE. HE'S NOT MY LOVER. 220 00:09:02,977 --> 00:09:05,196 I THINK WE'RE DONE HERE. 221 00:09:05,196 --> 00:09:07,329 BUT WE DID MAKE OUT ONCE IN HIGH SCHOOL. 222 00:09:07,329 --> 00:09:10,332 THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME, MS. VIVARQUAR. 223 00:09:10,332 --> 00:09:11,899 I'M GONNA GET ONE OF THOSE FOR MY NEPHEW. 224 00:09:11,899 --> 00:09:13,596 HE'S 8. HE'LL LOVE IT. 225 00:09:13,596 --> 00:09:15,424 HE WENT TO SECOND BASE! 226 00:09:15,424 --> 00:09:17,295 [ DOOR OPENS ]WITH ME! 227 00:09:17,295 --> 00:09:19,907 I DON'T GET IT. 228 00:09:19,907 --> 00:09:21,952 WHY WOULD SHE LIE ABOUT HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH THE MAYOR? 229 00:09:21,952 --> 00:09:23,345 WELL, IT'S SIMPLE, REALLY. 230 00:09:23,345 --> 00:09:24,868 THE MAYOR IS A MAN WITH SOMETHING TO HIDE. 231 00:09:24,868 --> 00:09:26,653 RIGHT, HIS WEIRD TATTOOS. 232 00:09:26,653 --> 00:09:28,132 RIGHT, SO HE NEEDS SOMETHING ELSE, 233 00:09:28,132 --> 00:09:29,481 SOMETHING TO THROW PEOPLE OFF. 234 00:09:29,481 --> 00:09:32,267 A SECOND SECRET. EXACTLY. 235 00:09:32,267 --> 00:09:34,008 SO HE ASKS HIS HIGH-SCHOOL GIRLFRIEND 236 00:09:34,008 --> 00:09:35,879 TO POSE AS HIS MISTRESS. 237 00:09:35,879 --> 00:09:38,012 TO CREATE A DIVERSION. 238 00:09:38,012 --> 00:09:40,580 A SMOKE SCREEN. 239 00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:43,234 WHICH KEEPS THE REAL SECRET... 240 00:09:43,234 --> 00:09:45,585 UNDER WRAPS. 241 00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:48,588 ♪♪ 242 00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:56,030 [ SIGHS ] 243 00:09:58,293 --> 00:10:01,339 ♪♪ 244 00:10:08,477 --> 00:10:09,957 I... 245 00:10:09,957 --> 00:10:11,219 THINK WE SHOULD GO. 246 00:10:13,830 --> 00:10:15,179 [ SEAT BELTS CLICK ] 247 00:10:15,179 --> 00:10:18,226 ♪♪ 248 00:10:24,362 --> 00:10:26,190 LET ME HELP YOU WITH THAT. 249 00:10:27,714 --> 00:10:28,976 Dr. Scholls: INTERESTING. 250 00:10:28,976 --> 00:10:31,021 WHAT? WELL, THIS BLACKMAIL NOTE. 251 00:10:31,021 --> 00:10:33,241 WHEN I PLACE IT UNDER THE MAGNIFYING GLASS, 252 00:10:33,241 --> 00:10:34,895 THE PRINT BECOMES MUCH LARGER, 253 00:10:34,895 --> 00:10:36,374 BUT THEN WHEN I TAKE IT AWAY, 254 00:10:36,374 --> 00:10:37,898 IT'S IMMEDIATELY SMALL AGAIN. 255 00:10:37,898 --> 00:10:39,464 HMM. 256 00:10:39,464 --> 00:10:42,032 GOOD NIGHT, MARGARET. 257 00:10:43,120 --> 00:10:44,731 AH. DR. EDELWEISS. 258 00:10:44,731 --> 00:10:46,558 SCHOLLS. TRIBECA. 259 00:10:46,558 --> 00:10:47,559 DOCTOR. 260 00:10:47,559 --> 00:10:48,952 AND? 261 00:10:48,952 --> 00:10:50,562 JAY GEILS. I'M NEW. 262 00:10:51,955 --> 00:10:54,915 AS YOU CAN SEE, I CAN'T EXACTLY SHAKE YOUR HAND. 263 00:10:54,915 --> 00:10:56,394 OF COURSE. I'M SO SORRY. 264 00:10:56,394 --> 00:10:59,180 OH, DON'T BE SORRY. YOU DIDN'T DO IT. 265 00:10:59,180 --> 00:11:01,008 OR DID YOU? 266 00:11:01,008 --> 00:11:03,314 DOCTOR, THIS IS THE BLACKMAIL NOTE I WAS TALKING TO YOU ABOUT. 267 00:11:03,314 --> 00:11:05,142 ANY PRINTS?NO, I WIPED THEM ALL OFF. 268 00:11:05,142 --> 00:11:07,667 LET'S TAKE A CLOSER LOOK, SHALL WE? 269 00:11:08,755 --> 00:11:09,843 THANK YOU, SCHOLLS. 270 00:11:09,843 --> 00:11:11,409 MM-HMM. 271 00:11:11,409 --> 00:11:14,456 ♪♪ 272 00:11:17,459 --> 00:11:19,417 [ MACHINE WHIRRING ] 273 00:11:19,417 --> 00:11:22,464 ♪♪ 274 00:11:52,320 --> 00:11:55,366 ♪♪ 275 00:12:04,158 --> 00:12:06,247 MAGNIFY. 276 00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:09,119 ENLARGE. 277 00:12:10,642 --> 00:12:12,732 MAKE LOOK BIG. 278 00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:14,516 HMM. 279 00:12:14,516 --> 00:12:15,822 INTERESTING. 280 00:12:15,822 --> 00:12:17,475 WHAT IS IT? THE LETTERS. 281 00:12:17,475 --> 00:12:19,782 NOW, IF YOU LOOK AT THE T's, THE WAY THEY'RE CROSSED, 282 00:12:19,782 --> 00:12:21,871 IN THAT HARSH, HAPHAZARD MANNER, 283 00:12:21,871 --> 00:12:23,481 THIS INDICATES SOMEONE WHO'S DESPERATE. 284 00:12:23,481 --> 00:12:25,353 AND THE B's AND THE D's, THEY TELL ME 285 00:12:25,353 --> 00:12:28,617 THAT THIS IS SOMEONE WHO IS IN RATHER DIRE FINANCIAL NEED. 286 00:12:28,617 --> 00:12:30,140 WOW. 287 00:12:30,140 --> 00:12:32,142 YES, AND LOOK AT THE SPACES BETWEEN THE WORDS, 288 00:12:32,142 --> 00:12:34,754 THOSE SMALL, UNGENEROUS SPACES. 289 00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:36,407 THEY'RE TELLING ME THAT THIS PERSON 290 00:12:36,407 --> 00:12:38,322 HAS NO RESPECT FOR AUTHORITY. 291 00:12:38,322 --> 00:12:39,628 SO LET ME GET THIS CLEAR. 292 00:12:39,628 --> 00:12:41,021 WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IS THAT 293 00:12:41,021 --> 00:12:44,285 THIS IS A NOTE WRITTEN BY AN INDIVIDUAL 294 00:12:44,285 --> 00:12:48,158 WHO IS DESPERATE ENOUGH TO BLACKMAIL THE MAYOR FOR MONEY. 295 00:12:50,552 --> 00:12:51,858 WELL, THAT'S A BIT OF A SIMPLIFICATION, 296 00:12:51,858 --> 00:12:53,381 BUT, YES, I SUPPOSE SO. 297 00:12:53,381 --> 00:12:56,427 ♪♪ 298 00:13:01,606 --> 00:13:02,694 UNH! 299 00:13:06,829 --> 00:13:08,744 IT'S NOT THE WIFE.HOW DO YOU KNOW? 300 00:13:08,744 --> 00:13:11,442 OH!BECAUSE SHE HAS NOTHING TO GAIN. SHE'S SET. 301 00:13:11,442 --> 00:13:12,966 WELL, WHAT ABOUT THE MISTRESS? 302 00:13:12,966 --> 00:13:15,142 [ GRUNTS ] SHE'S NOT EVEN THE MISTRESS. 303 00:13:15,142 --> 00:13:18,493 WHO TOOK THOSE PICTURES?! 304 00:13:18,493 --> 00:13:21,409 I DON'T KNOW. 305 00:13:21,409 --> 00:13:23,498 I FEEL LIKE WE'RE MISSING SOMETHING. 306 00:13:23,498 --> 00:13:24,673 JUST DOESN'T ADD UP. 307 00:13:24,673 --> 00:13:26,936 SHLD UH GU TRU DA KOWA? 308 00:13:26,936 --> 00:13:29,112 YOU KNOW WHAT, GEILS? 309 00:13:29,112 --> 00:13:30,374 YOU MAY BE ON TO SOMETHING. 310 00:13:32,333 --> 00:13:35,336 ♪♪ 311 00:13:37,599 --> 00:13:42,299 RECOGNIZE THE ARCH OF THE BACK AND THE FRAMEWORK OF THE BODY. 312 00:13:42,299 --> 00:13:44,127 PROFESSOR LAMEREAU, 313 00:13:44,127 --> 00:13:46,869 TWO DETECTIVES FROM THE POLICE DEPARTMENT ARE HERE TO SEE YOU. 314 00:13:46,869 --> 00:13:48,523 [ DOOR CLOSES ]HOW CAN I HELP YOU TWO DETECTIVES? 315 00:13:48,523 --> 00:13:51,134 PROFESSOR, WE ARE IN THE PROCESS OF INVESTIGATING... 316 00:13:51,134 --> 00:13:54,485 I KEEP TELLING YOU PEOPLE, IT WAS A SCUBA-GEAR MALFUNCTION. 317 00:13:54,485 --> 00:13:55,530 I LOVED HER. 318 00:13:55,530 --> 00:13:56,966 ...AN EXTORTION PLOT. 319 00:13:56,966 --> 00:13:58,881 OH. 320 00:13:58,881 --> 00:14:01,362 I UNDERSTAND WHY YOU THINK THAT I MIGHT HAVE 321 00:14:01,362 --> 00:14:03,016 SOMETHING TO DO WITH ALL OF THIS, 322 00:14:03,016 --> 00:14:05,627 BUT REST ASSURED, OUR FIGURE MODELS ARE TREATED 323 00:14:05,627 --> 00:14:08,282 WITH THE UTMOST DIGNITY AND RESPECT. 324 00:14:08,282 --> 00:14:11,502 THE HUMAN BODY IS A MIRACULOUS CANVAS, DETECTIVE. 325 00:14:12,808 --> 00:14:15,855 IT'S A SHAME THAT YOU DON'T PUT YOUR NATURAL ATTRIBUTES 326 00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:17,639 TO BETTER USE FOR THE SAKE OF ART. 327 00:14:17,639 --> 00:14:20,729 I DON'T PRANCE AROUND NUDE FOR MONEY. 328 00:14:20,729 --> 00:14:21,861 NOT ANYMORE. 329 00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:24,080 PITY. SUCH A WASTE. 330 00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:25,647 HEY! YES? 331 00:14:25,647 --> 00:14:27,083 I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE IMPLYING. 332 00:14:27,083 --> 00:14:30,086 IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I HAVE TO GET BACK TO CLASS. 333 00:14:30,086 --> 00:14:32,959 DON'T PLAN ON TAKING ANY OUT-OF-STATE TRIPS IN THE NEAR FUTURE. 334 00:14:32,959 --> 00:14:35,918 I HAVE TO BE IN PHOENIX FOR A WEDDING ON THE 14th.NOT HAPPENING. 335 00:14:35,918 --> 00:14:39,008 THEN, ON THE 24th, IT'S MY GRANDMOTHER'S BIRTHDAY.NO WAY. 336 00:14:39,008 --> 00:14:41,010 I HAVE TICKETS TO THE HARLEM GLOBETROTTERS IN OCTOBER. 337 00:14:41,010 --> 00:14:43,230 THOSE TICKETS ARE REALLY HARD TO GET. 338 00:14:43,230 --> 00:14:45,319 FINE, LAMEREAU, YOU CAN GO. 339 00:14:45,319 --> 00:14:47,103 BUT DON'T GO AND DO ANYTHING STUPID. 340 00:14:47,103 --> 00:14:49,714 I WOULDN'T THINK OF IT. 341 00:14:49,714 --> 00:14:51,194 WE'LL BE IN TOUCH. 342 00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:55,982 I THINK HE'S HIDING SOMETHING. 343 00:14:55,982 --> 00:14:57,070 ABSOLUTELY. 344 00:14:57,070 --> 00:14:58,419 GOT TO GET CLOSER TO HIM. 345 00:14:58,419 --> 00:15:00,073 BUT HOW? HOW DO WE GET CLOSER TO HIM? 346 00:15:00,073 --> 00:15:02,292 EXCUSE ME. DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE ART SCHOOL IS? 347 00:15:02,292 --> 00:15:04,207 I'M LATE FOR FIGURE DRAWING CLASS. 348 00:15:04,207 --> 00:15:05,905 I'M A NUDE MODEL. 349 00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:08,908 I THINK I JUST GOT AN IDEA. 350 00:15:12,128 --> 00:15:13,390 WHAT IS IT? 351 00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:23,139 YOU'RE LATE. 352 00:15:29,406 --> 00:15:32,496 [ BREATHES DEEPLY ] 353 00:15:34,107 --> 00:15:35,282 TRIBECA, CAN YOU HEAR ME? 354 00:15:35,282 --> 00:15:36,936 I'm in position.Good. 355 00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:39,068 HEY, WHERE DID YOU PUT YOUR WIRE, ANYWAY? 356 00:15:39,068 --> 00:15:41,288 That's not important. 357 00:15:41,288 --> 00:15:42,680 Let's just say we should probably 358 00:15:42,680 --> 00:15:43,725 throw it out when we're done. 359 00:15:43,725 --> 00:15:45,074 SO IT'S IN YOUR BUM. 360 00:15:46,293 --> 00:15:48,730 ALL RIGHT, KEEP YOUR EYE OUT FOR ANYTHING SUSPICIOUS. 361 00:15:48,730 --> 00:15:49,861 Copy. 362 00:15:49,861 --> 00:15:51,167 NICE. 363 00:15:53,561 --> 00:15:55,171 YES. 364 00:15:55,171 --> 00:15:57,260 GOOD. 365 00:15:57,260 --> 00:15:59,393 GOOD! 366 00:15:59,393 --> 00:16:03,005 REMEMBER THAT THE HUMAN BODY IS A TEMPLE. 367 00:16:03,005 --> 00:16:06,356 IT'S A FORM TO BE HONORED AND CELEBRATED. 368 00:16:06,356 --> 00:16:09,446 LOOK UPON TODAY'S VENUS. SHE IS GLORIOUS. 369 00:16:09,446 --> 00:16:13,537 SHE IS AS SHE WAS CREATED, HER SKIN SMOOTH AND UNADORNED. 370 00:16:13,537 --> 00:16:17,106 SHE IS NOT ALTERED OR PIERCED... 371 00:16:17,106 --> 00:16:19,239 OR TATTOOED. 372 00:16:19,239 --> 00:16:20,718 HOLD ON. WHAT DID HE SAY? 373 00:16:20,718 --> 00:16:23,373 DISGUSTING, DIRTY TATTOOS. 374 00:16:23,373 --> 00:16:26,898 INK, ELECTRONICALLY EMBEDDED IN THE SKIN -- SO GROSS. 375 00:16:26,898 --> 00:16:28,726 I JUST HATE THEM SO MUCH. 376 00:16:28,726 --> 00:16:31,816 I WOULD GO TO GREAT LENGTHS TO EMBARRASS THOSE WITH TATTOOS, 377 00:16:31,816 --> 00:16:35,516 ESPECIALLY MILDLY OFFENSIVE TATTOOS OR BAD-JOKE TATTOOS. 378 00:16:35,516 --> 00:16:37,822 YOU KNOW, LIKE SOMETHING PRINTED ON A MUG AT SPENCER'S GIFTS. 379 00:16:37,822 --> 00:16:40,477 KIND OF FUNNY IN THE STORE, BUT LATER ON, 380 00:16:40,477 --> 00:16:43,219 IT'S SOMETHING YOUR FRIENDS THINK IS REALLY LAME. 381 00:16:43,219 --> 00:16:45,134 TRIBECA, WE GOT HIM. GO IN FOR THE KILL. 382 00:16:45,134 --> 00:16:46,744 TELL ME, PROFESSOR, 383 00:16:46,744 --> 00:16:49,965 WOULD YOU EVER BLACKMAIL SOMEONE WITH TATTOOS? 384 00:16:49,965 --> 00:16:51,662 WELL, IF HE WERE IN A POSITION OF POWER 385 00:16:51,662 --> 00:16:55,144 AND I COULD STAND TO MAKE A COOL $4,000, YOU BET. 386 00:16:55,144 --> 00:16:58,887 WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE THE HARLEM GLOBETROTTERS 387 00:16:58,887 --> 00:17:01,237 ARE GONNA HAVE TO FIND SOMEONE ELSE IN THEIR AUDIENCE 388 00:17:01,237 --> 00:17:04,284 TO THROW CONFETTI ON INSTEAD OF WATER. 389 00:17:04,284 --> 00:17:06,895 YOUR BLACKMAILING DAYS ARE OVER. 390 00:17:06,895 --> 00:17:09,637 YOU WON'T GET VERY FAR WITHOUT THIS. 391 00:17:09,637 --> 00:17:10,725 YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE! 392 00:17:10,725 --> 00:17:11,856 HE'S COMING YOUR DIRECTION! 393 00:17:11,856 --> 00:17:12,944 I GOT HIM. 394 00:17:15,251 --> 00:17:16,948 UH... 395 00:17:19,255 --> 00:17:22,258 ♪♪ 396 00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:55,074 ♪♪ 397 00:18:24,886 --> 00:18:27,932 ♪♪ 398 00:18:46,690 --> 00:18:48,344 UNH! 399 00:18:48,344 --> 00:18:51,652 YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR SUSPICION OF EXTORTION. 400 00:18:51,652 --> 00:18:53,393 HIS AESTHETIC WAS OFFENSIVE TO ME. 401 00:18:53,393 --> 00:18:54,916 I WANTED TO EMBARRASS HIM. 402 00:18:54,916 --> 00:18:56,831 WELL, THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST BULLY HIM ON FACEBOOK 403 00:18:56,831 --> 00:18:59,050 OR INSTAGRAM LIKE ANY DECENT HUMAN BEING? 404 00:18:59,050 --> 00:19:01,096 WELL, I WAS GOING TO DO THAT, AFTER I GOT THE MONEY. 405 00:19:01,096 --> 00:19:02,532 WELL, WHERE YOU'RE GOING, 406 00:19:02,532 --> 00:19:04,404 YOU WON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THAT ANYMORE. 407 00:19:04,404 --> 00:19:07,972 YOUR OWN LITTLE SLICE OF HELL CALLED MINIMUM-SECURITY PRISON. 408 00:19:07,972 --> 00:19:09,974 GET READY, 'CAUSE FOR THE NEXT SEVEN MONTHS, 409 00:19:09,974 --> 00:19:12,107 YOU'LL BE MAKING PONCHOS AND PLAYING MAHJONG. 410 00:19:12,107 --> 00:19:14,501 IT'S A COMPLICATED CHINESE DOMINOS GAME. 411 00:19:14,501 --> 00:19:15,937 GOOD LUCK FIGURING THAT ONE OUT. 412 00:19:15,937 --> 00:19:17,982 AAH! 413 00:19:20,202 --> 00:19:22,596 EASY! EASY. OW. 414 00:19:22,596 --> 00:19:24,032 YOU KNOW WHAT, TRIBECA? 415 00:19:24,032 --> 00:19:27,992 YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A... DUMB JERK. 416 00:19:27,992 --> 00:19:29,994 STICKS AND STONES... 417 00:19:29,994 --> 00:19:32,345 AND PUPPY-DOG TAILS. 418 00:19:36,436 --> 00:19:38,351 INTERESTING FIRST DAY. 419 00:19:38,351 --> 00:19:40,918 YEAH. 420 00:19:40,918 --> 00:19:42,485 SORRY ABOUT EARLIER. 421 00:19:42,485 --> 00:19:43,878 I JUST -- 422 00:19:43,878 --> 00:19:45,836 I HAVEN'T HAD MUCH LUCK WITH PARTNERS. 423 00:19:45,836 --> 00:19:48,187 HEY, I GET IT. 424 00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:52,103 LISTEN, IF YOU'RE NOT DOING ANYTHING, 425 00:19:52,103 --> 00:19:55,977 I -- I THOUGHT MAYBE WE COULD GRAB A BEER OR SOMETHING. 426 00:19:55,977 --> 00:19:57,674 I MEAN, YOU DO DRINK BEER, DON'T YOU? 427 00:19:57,674 --> 00:19:59,937 I DON'T DRINK BEER. I RENT IT. 428 00:19:59,937 --> 00:20:02,331 [ BOTH LAUGH ] 429 00:20:13,995 --> 00:20:16,215 YEAH, OKAY. SURE. 430 00:20:20,131 --> 00:20:23,483 SO, DOES THIS MEAN WE'RE, UH, PARTNERS NOW? 431 00:20:23,483 --> 00:20:26,050 YEAH. WHY NOT? 432 00:20:26,050 --> 00:20:27,835 PARTNERS. 433 00:20:27,835 --> 00:20:29,358 YO! TRIBECA! 434 00:20:30,925 --> 00:20:32,883 LIEUTENANT WANTS TO SEE YOU.OKAY. 435 00:20:35,190 --> 00:20:36,452 CUT THAT WITH A KNIFE. 436 00:20:38,628 --> 00:20:39,760 RAIN CHECK. 437 00:20:39,760 --> 00:20:41,196 YEAH. 438 00:20:41,196 --> 00:20:43,720 [ SIGHS, CLEARS THROAT ] 439 00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:45,809 YOU OKAY WITH THIS PARTNER THING? 440 00:20:46,723 --> 00:20:49,465 YEAH, I THINK I AM. 441 00:20:49,465 --> 00:20:52,468 I, UH -- I ACTUALLY HAVE A PRETTY GOOD FEELING ABOUT IT. 442 00:20:52,468 --> 00:20:54,818 COOL. 443 00:20:54,818 --> 00:20:56,080 ME TOO. 444 00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:57,343 I'LL SEE YOU LATER. 445 00:20:57,343 --> 00:20:59,693 OKAY, COOL. 446 00:20:59,693 --> 00:21:02,652 [ ELEVATOR BELL DINGS ] 447 00:21:02,652 --> 00:21:04,654 AAH! 448 00:21:04,654 --> 00:21:06,047 [ BODY THUDS ] 449 00:21:08,310 --> 00:21:11,705 OH, CRAP! SOMEBODY CALL 911! 30564

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