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Come on, come on!
Hurry it up!
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I wanna get this stuff
outta here before dawn.
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And look. It's almost 5:00.
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All right. Hold it.
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Four million dollars' worth
of prime coke shot to hell,
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And we haven't even cut it yet!
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Just think of it as a tax loss.
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You can depreciate it over the next
five years while you're in the slammer.
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Anyway, it's kind ofhot in here,
don't you think?
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Let's move outside in the cool air.
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Oh, I see him. Thank you.
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Ah, hello, Devon.
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Michael!
What a delightful surprise.
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- The office told me I'd find you here.
- How very thoughtful of them.
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Well, now that you're here,
perhaps you'd like to order something.
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Yeah. Let me have a double
cheeseburger with some onions,
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French fries and a Coke.
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Oh, if you can't handle that,
there's a takeout joint across the street.
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- What's that?
- Escargot.
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An exotically flavored dish rendered
comatose by the very thought of your order.
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I'm not a fussy eater,
I guess, huh? But snails!
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Yes, I admit that it is
an acquired taste, Michael.
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But, then, so many things are.
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Well, what is it you wanted to see me
so urgently about?
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Well, Devon,
I'm really beat, you know?
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I don't doubt it.
Especially having just read...
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the details
of your latest assignment.
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KITT and I made that
as simple as possible.
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Nobody got hurt, and those drug pushers are
gonna be off the street for a long time.
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Anyway, I think I need some time off.
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A vacation?
What an absolutely splendid idea!
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Have you got any idea
of a destination?
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Well, I was thinking about doing
some rock climbing.
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Rock climbing. The Rockies...
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No, I hear that the Himalayas
present the greatest challenge.
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- Shall I call my travel agent for you?
- I wasn't thinking that big.
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Oh, I see. Anyway,
I won't be gone all that long.
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Great.
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My dear fellow, please don't
push yourself on my account.
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I mean, I'd hate you
to burn out too quickly.
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Yeah, I'll bet.
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- Oshkosh.
- Uh, Oklahoma.
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Wrong. We're only using place names with
a double vowel and a double consonant.
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Oklahoma has two sets of double vowels,
but no double consonant. If you had said...
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KITT?
Yes?
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- Shut up.
- It was your idea to play.
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A somewhat frivolous
pastime anyway when you
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could be briefing me
on our mission instead.
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We're not on a mission.
We're on vacation.
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- What's a vacation?
- Well, it's kind of like an interlude...
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you know, to relax,
clear your head.
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I see.
But to what purpose?
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- Like I said, to relax.
- What does "relax" mean?
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Um, it's kinda like
when I put you in neutral.
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Oh. How very unproductive.
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Well, not for people.
Now me, I'm going rock climbing.
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Why? What happens when you get to
the top of whatever it is you're climbing?
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Nothing.
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Then why climb it?
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Because it's there.
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I see. Well, I suppose that makes
about as much sense as word games.
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- Good. I'm glad you can understand it.
- Not really.
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After all, word games don't attempt to defy
the laws of gravity like rock climbing,
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An activity which could easily
get you killed or seriously injured.
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I didn't know you cared.
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Of course I care. After all, that's
the way I was programmed, isn't it?
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Good morning.
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♪♪
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The night crawlers
are in the refrigerator.
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They're right next
to the, uh, Fudgesicles.
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Your mealworms are on the counter.
Don't worry, Clayton. You can pay me later.
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- Who's Clayton?
- Huh?
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- And what's a night crawler?
- Uh, a worm.
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I- I don't mean Clayton.
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Clayton is a... a very sweet old man
who comes in here every morning...
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to get his bait from me
about this time.
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- A night crawler is a worm.
- I see.
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I guess you're not
a fisherman, are you?
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No. I, uh... I always thought
it was kind of boring.
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Came to climb, but I've been known
to get hooked on new things.
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Oh.
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Uh, is there something I can do for you?
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Yeah. Uh, the sign in the window
said "homemade hamburgers."
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I sure could go for one
with everything on it...
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everything but the night crawlers.
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No night crawlers.
You got it.
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Sis! You've got to come out front
and see this car! It's...
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Mine. You like it?
Like it? Are you kiddin'?
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If you hang in till I eat,
I'll take you for a ride.
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Really?
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Uh, how would you
like this cooked?
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Medium.
Uh, anything else with that?
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Yeah. How about some french fries?
Well done.
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And anything else?
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- Meaningful conversation?
- Rare.
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Your, uh, sister
have a steady boyfriend?
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In this town?
She's beautiful.
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Yeah, I noticed.
Great body.
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Yeah, I noticed that too.
Ready to go?
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Sure.
Let's do it.
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Oh, could you stop up here?
I mean, if it's okay with you.
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Sure. How about
if I drop you off, though?
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I'm anxious to get settled
and check out White Rock Mountain.
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Okay, but I just got to see Donny Spencer's
face when I get out of this car.
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He thinks he's so hot 'cause
his brother's got that dumb van.
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- Catch ya later.
- You got it.
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Hey! Come on!
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Hey, hey, come on! That's enough!
Knock it off! Come on!
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He said your car was dumb.
That's all right.
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It's no big deal.
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The only thing worse than leaning
on my van is touching my little brother.
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Trying to make sure
nobody gets hurt.
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- Is this yours?
- Yeah. What about it?
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I don't know. I mean...
I mean, I love it.
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I mean, it's so original.
Yeah?
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Well, yours is dumb.
Dumb, huh?
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Your family seems to have
a somewhat limited vocabulary.
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Hey, you talk about my family, you got to
deal with the top dog! That's me!
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Oh, I didn't know you were the pick of
the litter. You're really looking for it.
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- Howdy, Lonny.
- Sheriff.
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- Any problem here?
- Nothing I can't handle, Sheriff.
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And with pleasure.
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Yeah, I suppose so, Lonny.
You just passin' through town, mister?
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Kind of. I came here
to do a little rock climbing.
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Oh, one of those macho types, huh?
Well, if you enjoy rock climbing,
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White Rock is as good as they come,
or so they say.
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Hey, don't let us hold yo u up.
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You askin' me
to get out of town?
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I'm tellin' you that it takes
two to make an argument.
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- And if there's only one of you in town...
- Suppose I decide to stay?
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I'm a peace officer, son.
With the emphasis on the word "peace."
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Now, like I said before,
it takes two to make an argument.
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- But if one of you's in jail...
- Any bets on who it'll be?
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- Guess I better go rock climbing, huh?
- That's what I call good thinking.
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Whoop! Wait a minute. I'm gonna have
to see your driver's license first.
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What for? Well,
I've got to finish up this citation.
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You made an illegal U-Turn back there.
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Boy, you sure did let the sheriff
push you around!
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What do you think I should've done? Shot
it out with him like you see in the movies?
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Well, no. But still...
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How old are you, Davey?
Ten.
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Well, if you want to make
11, 12 and 13 like that,
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You better learn there's times
to fight and times not to fight.
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Like when you can only win?
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No, that's the way bullies
like Big Lonny think.
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I mean only when you
don't have any other choice.
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♪ Head out on the highway ♪
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♪ Lookin'for adventure ♪
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♪ And whatever comes my way ♪
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♪ Yeah, darlin'
gonna make it happen ♪
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♪ Take the world in a love embrace ♪
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♪ Fire all of the guns at once and ♪
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♪ Explode into space ♪
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♪ I like smoke and lightning ♪
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♪ Heavy metal thunder ♪
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♪ Racin'in the wind ♪
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♪ And the feeling that I'm under ♪
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♪ Yeah, darlin'
gonna make it happen ♪
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♪ Take the world in a love embrace ♪
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♪ Fire all of the guns at once and ♪
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♪ Explode into space ♪
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♪ Like a true nature's child ♪
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♪ We were born, born to be wild ♪
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♪ We can climb so high ♪
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♪ Never wanna die ♪♪
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Hey, you guys goin'
to some kind of costume party?
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That's a nice van you got there, pally.
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Uh, painted it myself.
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Got one of those,
uh, do-It-Yourself kits.
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- That must've been fun, huh?
- Yeah, kinda.
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Nothin' to do around here.
You must get awful bored.
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I still got to do a
little stripping along...
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Say, fellas, what do you say we give
old smart-Mouth here a fresh start?
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So he can kind of keep what's left
of his mind occupied like.
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- Ya dig?
- Right on.
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Well, I guess I'm ready, KITT.
See ya later.
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Michael, I believe there is a considerable
risk factor involved in this operation.
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Vacation. Vacation.
Not operation.
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Yes, well,
don't you think you should
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preprogram me in the
event you don't return?
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Thanks for the vote of confidence.
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Michael, what shall I do
while you're gone?
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You're on vacation too, KITT.
Get some sun.
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Get us some beers!
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I bet the store is closed too.
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Oh, I've got some news for you, man.
It ain't gonna be for long.
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Let's do it now!
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Good morning.!
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Hello. Now, you don't wanna
close up with all these customers.
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Look at this, huh?
Aren't yo u...
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Whoo, aren't you
a pretty little girl!
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Yes, indeed, huh?
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Make yourself at home!
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I knew this town
wasn't as boring as it looks.
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What's your name, sweet thing?
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Davey Benson, and we're closed.
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Shh. Well, let me explain
something to you, little man.
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You see, what we got right here
is a special occasion.
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And we're big customers. You dig?
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And we're hungry. Real hungry.
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Dog, go away!
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I said go away, dog!
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Very well, then.
You leave me no choice.
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And that's known
as man's best friend.
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You smell real good.
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Knock it off, jerk!
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Come on, man.
We don't need that kind of trouble.
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Yeah, well, I think I'll just...
I'll eat something first, huh?
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Okay.
Yeah.
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Hey! Hey, it's the man!
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Hey, everybody.
Hey, man, just stay cool.
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We're just customers,
that's all. Right?
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I guess dessert's
gonna have to wait, huh?
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Welcome to town, fellas.
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I see you found the best
hamburgers around, huh?
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Well, anyway, it's nice
to see you again, Sheriff.
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I guess we better be splittin'
on down the road.
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Hey, Priest, pay the little lady
so we can get out of here, man.
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00:19:27,809 --> 00:19:30,937
Wait a minute! Why don't we put it
on our American Express card?
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Do you recognize me?
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I think a 20 oughta cover it.
222
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It's not just the money!
Davey, Davey, the man's being quite fair.
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- Let's throw in a six-Pack on the house.
- Hey!
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Hold it, Sheriff Bruckner.!
I can't afford to...
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00:19:46,928 --> 00:19:50,125
You know something, Sheriff?
That's real understanding of you.
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And me and the boys appreciate that.
My pleasure.
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- Say thank you, boys.
- Thank you.
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I'll see you again.
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00:20:00,608 --> 00:20:02,803
We'll have to come back here
more often.
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Man! Well,
why in the hell do you think
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Sneaker picked this
town in the first place?
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We can only fight
one war at a time, right?
233
00:20:11,286 --> 00:20:13,220
Smart thinkin'!
234
00:20:13,288 --> 00:20:16,223
Maybe next time we come back,
he'll deputize us all.
235
00:20:16,291 --> 00:20:19,419
How am I gonna carry this on a bike?
Here, carry that for me, man.
236
00:20:19,494 --> 00:20:23,362
Why didn't you arrest them? How could
you just let them get away with that?
237
00:20:23,431 --> 00:20:26,594
Arrest them for what?
They didn't do anything, did they?
238
00:20:26,668 --> 00:20:30,263
Well, not really, but they... You can count
your lucky stars we got off that easy.
239
00:20:30,338 --> 00:20:32,203
What!
Will you listen to me?
240
00:20:32,273 --> 00:20:34,969
You don't mess
with those kind of people.
241
00:20:35,043 --> 00:20:38,410
They're living out some kind of a fantasy,
and they're just lookin' for trouble.
242
00:20:38,480 --> 00:20:42,211
Now, they're gonna be gone soon,
and everything is gonna be back to normal.
243
00:20:42,283 --> 00:20:44,217
With no trouble.
244
00:20:44,285 --> 00:20:46,344
All we have to do
is keep our wits about us.
245
00:20:46,421 --> 00:20:49,879
In other words, you just would let them
get away with anything they please?
246
00:20:49,958 --> 00:20:52,688
In other words, it takes two
to make an argument.
247
00:20:52,761 --> 00:20:56,424
A confrontation could cost more than
a little petty pilfering or bad manners.
248
00:20:56,498 --> 00:20:59,729
A lot more.!
You could call in the state police.
249
00:20:59,801 --> 00:21:02,770
And do what?
Arrest them for not shaving?
250
00:21:30,398 --> 00:21:32,992
You made it, huh?
251
00:21:33,067 --> 00:21:36,002
What are you doing up here, anyway?
Looking for you.
252
00:21:36,070 --> 00:21:39,335
There's trouble in town, and
I didn't know who to come to.
253
00:21:44,212 --> 00:21:47,443
- What about the sheriff?
- Him? You got to be kidding!
254
00:21:47,515 --> 00:21:50,541
There's this big, mean
bunch of bikers down in town.
255
00:21:50,618 --> 00:21:54,054
I think they may do something to Sherry
if someone doesn't do something about it.
256
00:21:54,122 --> 00:21:57,319
All right. You go down.
I'll pick yo u u p by the road to town.
257
00:21:57,392 --> 00:21:59,451
- Where are you going?
- To pick up my car.
258
00:21:59,527 --> 00:22:04,658
- What's so important about your car?
- You'd be surprised. You really would.
259
00:22:04,732 --> 00:22:07,860
Go on, get outta here!
I'll meet you down there.
260
00:22:32,594 --> 00:22:36,189
Are you all right? Michael!
Did Davey go and get you?
261
00:22:36,264 --> 00:22:39,028
Yeah. It's okay. It's no big deal.
I got to make the climb okay.
262
00:22:39,100 --> 00:22:41,034
At least somebody had a nice day.
263
00:22:41,102 --> 00:22:44,469
Davey told me about
what happened... everything.
264
00:22:44,539 --> 00:22:46,234
Are you all right, really?
265
00:22:47,976 --> 00:22:49,967
I'm a lot better now.
266
00:22:50,044 --> 00:22:52,945
Come here.
267
00:22:53,014 --> 00:22:55,505
I think it might be a good idea
if I stay here tonight.
268
00:23:01,990 --> 00:23:04,754
- They're back.
- How many?
269
00:23:04,826 --> 00:23:07,454
Just one, but
it's the real mean one.
270
00:23:07,529 --> 00:23:10,259
Wait. You're not gonna need that.
271
00:23:17,572 --> 00:23:20,666
Oh, that's a nice car.
272
00:23:20,742 --> 00:23:22,835
Yours?
Yeah.
273
00:23:24,112 --> 00:23:28,048
Say, you wouldn't mind if I drove it
around the block a little, would you?
274
00:23:28,116 --> 00:23:31,608
Well, personally, I wouldn't think
cars are your kind of scene.
275
00:23:31,686 --> 00:23:35,087
Oh, don't worry about that.
I can change.
276
00:23:38,826 --> 00:23:41,795
- It's locked.
- No. No, man.
277
00:23:42,864 --> 00:23:44,627
Just sticks sometimes.
278
00:23:53,708 --> 00:23:56,871
Oh, ah, you're a wise guy, huh?
279
00:24:03,985 --> 00:24:07,682
Well, I don't know how you did that,
280
00:24:09,090 --> 00:24:11,991
But nobody makes a fool out of me
and gets away with it.
281
00:24:12,060 --> 00:24:14,426
- Is that a fact?
- Yeah.
282
00:24:14,495 --> 00:24:16,750
You know, you and your
buddies must've watched
283
00:24:16,762 --> 00:24:18,932
too many bad movies on
TVwhen you were kids.
284
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:20,055
Why is that?
285
00:24:20,067 --> 00:24:23,266
'Cause your act's not only lousy,
man, it's 10 years out of date.
286
00:24:23,338 --> 00:24:26,739
You can't be for real.
Oh, I'm for real.
287
00:24:28,042 --> 00:24:30,943
I'm a Scorpion, Hilly.
288
00:24:32,046 --> 00:24:34,571
Davey, run.
Go get the sheriff, quick.
289
00:24:34,649 --> 00:24:36,810
This is Stinger.
290
00:24:38,219 --> 00:24:40,244
You're about to be the "stingee."
291
00:24:40,321 --> 00:24:43,290
Before or after the commercial?
292
00:25:05,613 --> 00:25:08,776
I think playtime's over, pal.
293
00:25:11,285 --> 00:25:14,049
Michael. Get in the car.
Get in the car.
294
00:25:25,733 --> 00:25:29,328
Hey, there was a little accident here.
I was just on my way to get some help.
295
00:25:29,404 --> 00:25:32,464
What happened?
Hey, man, what is going on?
296
00:25:32,540 --> 00:25:34,474
Tough guy, huh?
297
00:25:41,749 --> 00:25:44,912
- What kind of a car is this?
- Go ahead and tell her, KITT.
298
00:25:44,986 --> 00:25:47,546
Sorry. Allow me
to introduce myself.
299
00:25:47,622 --> 00:25:51,683
I am KITT, whom you may regard
as the voice of the Knight 2000.
300
00:25:54,829 --> 00:25:57,821
An experimental prototype vehicle,
which among other...
301
00:26:00,935 --> 00:26:03,836
Impervious to virtually
all forms of violence.
302
00:26:07,508 --> 00:26:11,501
Specifically, the chemical
formula for the alloy is simply...
303
00:26:19,854 --> 00:26:22,755
Hello, Sheriff.
304
00:26:22,824 --> 00:26:25,918
Am I glad to see you.
305
00:26:27,361 --> 00:26:29,659
Maybe that was the only
way out of there, but
306
00:26:29,671 --> 00:26:31,730
aren't you taking
this a little too far?
307
00:26:31,799 --> 00:26:34,563
You're under arrest, Mr. Knight,
so just relax.
308
00:26:34,635 --> 00:26:36,660
You've got to be kidding.
Not at all.
309
00:26:36,738 --> 00:26:39,263
I told you before
it takes two to make an argument.
310
00:26:39,340 --> 00:26:42,275
I got a lot of problems right now.
That idiot Lonny...
311
00:26:42,343 --> 00:26:45,506
had to smart-Mouth off to those bikers,
and they trashed his van.
312
00:26:45,580 --> 00:26:48,048
What I don't need
is some hero coming in here...
313
00:26:48,116 --> 00:26:50,641
trying to grandstand
for some damsel in distress.
314
00:26:50,718 --> 00:26:52,652
You're really serious,
aren't you?
315
00:26:52,720 --> 00:26:55,666
You're gonna lock me up and let those
bikers do what they damn well please.
316
00:26:55,690 --> 00:26:56,882
Up to a point, you're right.
317
00:26:56,894 --> 00:26:59,421
What is the point where you
start to do something about it?
318
00:26:59,494 --> 00:27:01,860
That's my problem
and my responsibility.
319
00:27:01,929 --> 00:27:04,898
Wait a minute.
I get one phone call.
320
00:27:06,067 --> 00:27:08,092
What's the number?
321
00:27:08,169 --> 00:27:10,296
223...
Just a minute.
322
00:27:12,974 --> 00:27:16,774
553-0433.
323
00:27:23,317 --> 00:27:27,344
The circuits are busy.
I'll let you call again later.
324
00:27:27,421 --> 00:27:29,685
How much later?
A whole lot later.
325
00:27:29,757 --> 00:27:32,851
Yeah, that figures!
By the way, where's my car?
326
00:27:32,927 --> 00:27:35,122
Impounded.
327
00:27:35,196 --> 00:27:39,860
Those darn bikers. Somebody oughta find
out what they're doing around town.
328
00:27:39,934 --> 00:27:43,665
You listen to me. I don't want you
to go anywhere near those bikers.
329
00:27:43,738 --> 00:27:45,672
They're a real mean bunch, okay?
330
00:27:45,740 --> 00:27:49,073
Yeah, sis, but with Michael in jail,
somebody's got to do something.
331
00:27:49,143 --> 00:27:51,976
Hey, I don't care about somebody!
All I care about is you!
332
00:27:52,046 --> 00:27:54,358
And I don't wanna hear that
you've been anywhere near them.
333
00:27:54,382 --> 00:27:56,850
You get the message?
334
00:27:59,020 --> 00:28:00,954
I mean it, you know.
335
00:28:13,367 --> 00:28:16,131
I want everybody's ride
in ace shape, okay, man?
336
00:28:16,204 --> 00:28:19,230
You got it.
What? What'd you say?
337
00:28:19,307 --> 00:28:23,403
You listen up, man! I don't want
any more trouble out of you!
338
00:28:23,477 --> 00:28:25,672
- What about the chick?
- Afterwards.
339
00:28:25,746 --> 00:28:29,648
- What are you laughing at, you freak?
- Hey, listen up, everybody.
340
00:28:29,717 --> 00:28:32,777
Them Dogs are gonna be riding
in here tomorrow.
341
00:28:32,854 --> 00:28:35,914
Now, we can only fight
one war at a time.
342
00:28:35,990 --> 00:28:38,754
So I want everybody ready.
You dig?
343
00:28:38,826 --> 00:28:41,954
You dig?
344
00:28:49,402 --> 00:28:51,336
Sheriff?
345
00:28:52,939 --> 00:28:55,772
What?
I've been thinkin'.
346
00:28:55,842 --> 00:28:59,369
If you deputize me, at least I'll
be available if you need some help.
347
00:28:59,445 --> 00:29:01,379
Son, you just get yourself some rest,
348
00:29:01,447 --> 00:29:04,177
And if I need you,
I'll know exactly where to find you.
349
00:29:04,250 --> 00:29:07,014
- I'm goin'out on night patrol.
- Do me a favor, will you?
350
00:29:07,086 --> 00:29:09,554
- What?
- Check on Davey and Sherry.
351
00:29:13,359 --> 00:29:16,089
KITT, where are you?
352
00:29:16,162 --> 00:29:19,495
- Impounded, Michael, just like you.
- Can you get out?
353
00:29:19,565 --> 00:29:22,193
Of course. Do you want me
to come get you out?
354
00:29:22,268 --> 00:29:26,261
- No, no. I can handle that myself.
- Are you quite sure?
355
00:29:26,339 --> 00:29:30,070
Yeah, I'm sure.
Any more questions?
356
00:29:30,143 --> 00:29:33,112
Just one.
Are we still on vacation?
357
00:30:31,070 --> 00:30:33,868
Oh, did it move for you too?
358
00:31:53,953 --> 00:31:56,251
Are we, as they say,
getting out of town?
359
00:31:56,322 --> 00:31:59,416
No. We're gonna find the Scorpions
and see what they're up to.
360
00:32:16,008 --> 00:32:18,841
♪♪
361
00:32:43,035 --> 00:32:46,471
- KITT, wait here.
- Are you sure?
362
00:32:46,539 --> 00:32:48,939
I don't think you could pass
as a motorcycle.
363
00:32:49,008 --> 00:32:52,876
- It would be a problem.
- Listen, if I don't make it back,
364
00:32:52,945 --> 00:32:55,641
Go find Davey and Sherry
and take 'em out of White Rock.
365
00:32:55,715 --> 00:32:57,967
You're the driver.
But on the whole, I think
366
00:32:57,979 --> 00:33:00,243
it would be preferable
if you did come back.
367
00:33:00,319 --> 00:33:01,616
Thanks.
368
00:33:28,581 --> 00:33:30,310
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
369
00:33:30,383 --> 00:33:32,317
- Salmon chanted.
- Who?
370
00:33:32,385 --> 00:33:34,819
- Salmon chanted.
- Salmon chanted...
371
00:33:34,887 --> 00:33:37,117
♪ Salmon chanted evening ♪
372
00:33:41,494 --> 00:33:43,519
You got some fire, my man?
373
00:33:45,598 --> 00:33:48,066
Come on, man.
I ain't got all night.
374
00:33:53,372 --> 00:33:55,670
All right. Thanks, brother.
375
00:34:00,112 --> 00:34:02,512
The Road Dogs are gonna fall, man!
376
00:34:04,116 --> 00:34:08,951
I, myself, personally
are gonna take off half their heads!
377
00:34:09,021 --> 00:34:12,479
What about you turkeys?
Can you handle the other half, huh?
378
00:34:12,558 --> 00:34:14,492
Yeah!
They'll never know what hit 'em.
379
00:34:14,560 --> 00:34:18,553
Biggest biker war on the West Coast.
We're gonna put this place on the map.
380
00:34:19,899 --> 00:34:23,062
Hey, you know that chick at the store?
I still want a part of her, man.
381
00:34:23,135 --> 00:34:26,866
Hey. Later, okay?
382
00:34:26,939 --> 00:34:29,407
I promise. All right?
383
00:34:29,475 --> 00:34:31,670
Hey, let's party.
384
00:34:31,744 --> 00:34:34,440
Give me a beer.
385
00:34:37,850 --> 00:34:40,763
KITT, looks like we got
ourselves a real problem.
386
00:34:40,775 --> 00:34:42,913
Would you care to
share it with me?
387
00:34:42,988 --> 00:34:46,287
Those bikers are planning
a full-Scale gang war tomorrow.
388
00:34:46,358 --> 00:34:49,589
If that's a problem, it would appear
to be a self-Solving problem.
389
00:34:49,662 --> 00:34:52,460
Like how?
Like why do we care who wins?
390
00:34:52,531 --> 00:34:55,864
Because they're planning on using
the town as the battlefield. That's why.
391
00:34:55,935 --> 00:34:58,631
Yes, I see.
It could make a difference at that.
392
00:34:58,704 --> 00:35:01,366
Well, I suppose we'll just
have to do something about it, then.
393
00:35:01,440 --> 00:35:03,965
- Got any ideas?
- I thought I'd let you try first.
394
00:35:04,043 --> 00:35:08,980
It always makes you feel so much better on
those rare occasions when you out think me.
395
00:35:09,048 --> 00:35:12,609
Oh, that's funny.
That's-That's very funny.
396
00:35:42,148 --> 00:35:45,811
Look what I found!
397
00:35:45,885 --> 00:35:50,754
Her little, bitty baby kid brother!
Well, isn't he cute, huh?
398
00:36:01,834 --> 00:36:05,861
Michael, why don't you let me go in alone
and explain to the sheriff what happened?
399
00:36:05,938 --> 00:36:08,429
Because it's more believable
if it comes from me.
400
00:36:08,507 --> 00:36:10,702
But suppose he tries to put you
right back in jail?
401
00:36:10,776 --> 00:36:14,007
He won't.
Not after what I tell him.
402
00:36:19,885 --> 00:36:22,820
That's for good luck. Come on.
403
00:36:30,196 --> 00:36:34,292
Never mind, Bernie.
The problem just took care of itself.
404
00:36:34,366 --> 00:36:37,699
I'll see if I can arrange
some kind of a reward for you, Sherry,
405
00:36:37,770 --> 00:36:39,761
For apprehending the prisoner.
406
00:36:39,839 --> 00:36:43,639
Oh, come on, Sheriff. He is not a criminal.
A few hours ago, I might've believed you.
407
00:36:43,709 --> 00:36:47,338
Since then, he has stolen his vehicle from
the impound lot and broken out of jail.
408
00:36:47,413 --> 00:36:49,347
I didn't steal my car.
409
00:36:49,415 --> 00:36:51,029
Oh, I suppose you want
me to believe that it
410
00:36:51,041 --> 00:36:52,594
drove itself over here
and picked yo u up.
411
00:36:52,618 --> 00:36:55,485
You don't know it yet, but you got
a serious problem on your hands.
412
00:36:55,554 --> 00:37:00,184
The only problem I've got is you. Anything
else you might say, save it for the judge.
413
00:37:00,259 --> 00:37:03,695
Now, listen to me. The Scorpions
are planning a gang war at White Rock.
414
00:37:03,762 --> 00:37:06,424
Some other guys, the Road Dogs,
are on their way here right now.
415
00:37:06,498 --> 00:37:09,092
If you don't believe me,
check it out with the highway patrol.
416
00:37:09,168 --> 00:37:11,329
A gang war?
In White Rock?
417
00:37:11,403 --> 00:37:14,429
It's true! And we've
got to do something about it!
418
00:37:14,506 --> 00:37:17,339
I'll tell you what we're gonna do.
We're gonna put this lunatic...
419
00:37:17,409 --> 00:37:19,343
back in a cell where he belongs.
420
00:37:19,411 --> 00:37:22,847
Why would I break out of jail
and come back here and lie to you?
421
00:37:22,915 --> 00:37:25,577
I don't know you, mister,
and White Rock doesn't know you either.
422
00:37:25,651 --> 00:37:29,883
There's not gonna be a White Rock
in 24 hours if you don't listen to me.
423
00:37:29,955 --> 00:37:32,856
Look, he's telling you the truth!
424
00:37:32,925 --> 00:37:36,520
- You got a fast choice to make, Sheriff.
- What's that?
425
00:37:36,595 --> 00:37:39,393
Either you go along with me
and help me save the town...
426
00:37:39,465 --> 00:37:41,262
Or?
427
00:37:41,333 --> 00:37:43,733
Or I'm gonna try and save
the town without you.
428
00:38:11,228 --> 00:38:14,994
I knew that guy
was gonna be trouble.
429
00:38:15,065 --> 00:38:17,260
Hey, you guys, wake up.!
Wake up.!
430
00:38:18,903 --> 00:38:21,463
Hey, Monk, wake up.
Wake up, Monk.
431
00:38:28,479 --> 00:38:31,107
You sure you want to stay
in the car?
432
00:38:31,182 --> 00:38:35,243
Well, Sally Field stayed in the car
in Smokey and the Bandit.
433
00:38:36,554 --> 00:38:38,954
I think I'm safer with you, anyway.
434
00:38:39,023 --> 00:38:41,685
You sure about that?
No.
435
00:38:58,409 --> 00:39:01,207
Morning, boys.
Rise and shine.
436
00:39:01,278 --> 00:39:04,304
The lady here wants to see
what the animals are like...
437
00:39:04,381 --> 00:39:06,474
When the zoo's still closed.
438
00:39:06,550 --> 00:39:10,213
So you wanna see
what the animals look like, huh?
439
00:39:10,287 --> 00:39:14,485
Hey, if you want the kid, man,
get out of the car and we'll talk.
440
00:39:14,558 --> 00:39:18,654
Oh, no. Michael, they've got Davey!
441
00:39:18,729 --> 00:39:21,960
Hey, come on, punk.
I'm waitin'for you, man.!
442
00:39:22,032 --> 00:39:24,398
God, Michael.
What are we gonna do?
443
00:39:24,468 --> 00:39:27,096
Come on, man.! I'm waitin:!Get out.! Get out.!
444
00:39:27,171 --> 00:39:29,401
Just watch.
445
00:39:29,473 --> 00:39:32,306
Okay, KITT, buddy,
let's shake 'em up.
446
00:39:49,226 --> 00:39:51,194
Go! Go!
447
00:40:12,983 --> 00:40:15,474
How'd they get you, Davey?
It was kinda dumb, I guess.
448
00:40:15,553 --> 00:40:19,489
I was sneakin' around the camp just to see
what they were gonna do, and I got caught.
449
00:40:19,557 --> 00:40:22,048
Oh, Davey, are you all right?
I'm fine.
450
00:40:22,126 --> 00:40:24,959
Hey, this is some kind of car!
It didn't look like this before.
451
00:40:25,029 --> 00:40:27,691
We're playin' for keeps now, Davey.
452
00:40:28,832 --> 00:40:31,232
Well, what are we gonna do?
453
00:40:31,302 --> 00:40:33,429
We're gonna play a little chicken
with the Scorpions.
454
00:40:39,677 --> 00:40:43,579
We got him now, man.
He's on our kind of ground, baby.
455
00:40:43,647 --> 00:40:45,615
Hyperspace!
456
00:42:09,366 --> 00:42:13,700
Hey, you're not gonna stop?
457
00:42:13,771 --> 00:42:16,069
Not at the moment.
458
00:43:21,772 --> 00:43:25,572
You did it! We did it!
We got 'em on the run!
459
00:43:27,845 --> 00:43:31,246
Not yet.
I'd rather have them chasing me.
460
00:43:47,798 --> 00:43:51,393
Aren't you going
just a little fast?
461
00:43:55,539 --> 00:43:57,973
Sally Field trusted Burt Reynolds.
462
00:43:59,109 --> 00:44:01,270
Right.
463
00:44:01,345 --> 00:44:03,609
I sure hope
the sheriff came through.
464
00:44:03,680 --> 00:44:07,582
Don't worry about it. All you got
to do is... I know. Just hold on.
465
00:44:29,907 --> 00:44:33,035
We did it!
We finally showed those punks!
466
00:44:33,110 --> 00:44:36,978
I think they did it to themselves,
Davey, with maybe a little help from us.
467
00:44:40,684 --> 00:44:43,346
Son, I owe you an apology.
468
00:44:43,420 --> 00:44:47,880
I guess I'm not only a peace officer.
I'm also a law enforcement officer.
469
00:44:47,958 --> 00:44:50,392
The accent on "enforcement."
470
00:44:50,460 --> 00:44:52,724
No harm done, Sheriff.
471
00:44:52,796 --> 00:44:56,562
At least not to anybody
who didn't have it coming.
472
00:44:56,633 --> 00:44:59,358
I'd appreciate it if
you'd help me tidy up a bit.
473
00:44:59,370 --> 00:45:01,002
You got it. Happy to oblige.
474
00:45:01,071 --> 00:45:04,234
Thanks a lot.
475
00:45:29,433 --> 00:45:32,596
I think you might've made
a wrong turn back there!
476
00:45:32,669 --> 00:45:36,400
You can see what happened
to the last gang that came through here.
477
00:46:02,631 --> 00:46:05,031
♪♪
478
00:46:05,100 --> 00:46:07,398
- Oh, Devon.
- Oh, Michael!
479
00:46:07,469 --> 00:46:09,664
Back so soon?
480
00:46:09,738 --> 00:46:13,572
Well, sit down and regale me with
the lurid details of your vacation.
481
00:46:13,642 --> 00:46:16,202
Well, it wasn't much
of a vacation after all.
482
00:46:16,278 --> 00:46:20,305
Yes, I know. We received the state
police report only this morning.
483
00:46:20,382 --> 00:46:23,283
You don't seem to be able
to low-Profile it anywhere, do you?
484
00:46:23,352 --> 00:46:25,286
I'm just lucky, I guess.
485
00:46:25,354 --> 00:46:27,769
There are those who
might say that "disaster
486
00:46:27,781 --> 00:46:30,155
prone''would be a better
way of putting it.
487
00:46:30,225 --> 00:46:32,557
Do have a little wine.
Thanks.
488
00:46:32,628 --> 00:46:36,860
Anyway, I think it should count
as a Foundation mission,
489
00:46:36,932 --> 00:46:38,923
Even though it was
sort of coincidental.
490
00:46:39,001 --> 00:46:43,597
Very well. I'll put yet another
gold star upon your report card,
491
00:46:43,672 --> 00:46:46,402
And I'll okay your expenses...
within reason, of course.
492
00:46:46,475 --> 00:46:49,342
Well, I'd rather have some
time off, if you don't mind.
493
00:46:49,411 --> 00:46:52,938
Another vacation?
What a splendid idea!
494
00:46:53,015 --> 00:46:56,917
Yes, you do need to revitalize
the tissues, you know.
495
00:46:56,985 --> 00:47:01,513
Go ahead. And as I said before,
don't hurry back.
496
00:47:01,590 --> 00:47:03,820
Thanks. I'll see ya.
497
00:47:07,329 --> 00:47:12,198
That's funny. He didn't even
argue with me this time.
498
00:47:18,707 --> 00:47:21,175
Well? What did he say?
499
00:47:21,243 --> 00:47:23,438
He said to take
all the time I wanted.
500
00:47:23,512 --> 00:47:25,707
What a nice man.
501
00:47:25,781 --> 00:47:27,715
Mmm.
502
00:47:29,818 --> 00:47:33,413
Am I safe in assuming that nobody
wants to play Geography at the moment?
503
00:47:33,488 --> 00:47:36,821
Yes. You're right.
Just keep driving.
504
00:47:36,892 --> 00:47:39,224
But for how long?
505
00:47:39,294 --> 00:47:42,559
Till one of us runs out of gas.
Mmm.
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