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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,320 --> 00:00:04,600 [PEOPLE SCREAMING] 2 00:00:06,680 --> 00:00:11,560 [GIRL] The park was called Playland, and it was the best. 3 00:00:11,560 --> 00:00:15,960 You could laugh and scream and get scared to death on rides 4 00:00:15,960 --> 00:00:19,600 and stuff up on junk food and ditch your parents... 5 00:00:19,600 --> 00:00:21,560 all in one night. 6 00:00:21,560 --> 00:00:26,400 And there was a spook house called Laughing in the Dark. 7 00:00:26,400 --> 00:00:28,400 Aaarrr! 8 00:00:28,400 --> 00:00:30,400 - Aah! - Aah! 9 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:38,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 10 00:00:53,400 --> 00:00:55,440 - Aah! - Aah! 11 00:00:55,440 --> 00:00:57,800 - Ha ha ha ha ha! - That's all. I'm gone! 12 00:00:57,800 --> 00:01:01,400 - [FRANK] What's the matter? - I was just getting started. 13 00:01:01,400 --> 00:01:04,000 This is a clown story. I hate clowns. 14 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:06,800 They're creepy. They give me nightmares. Where's my thermos? 15 00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:09,640 Oh, I heard of that. They call it Bozophoebia. 16 00:01:09,640 --> 00:01:12,360 Guess we finally found somethng wrong with Miss Perfect. 17 00:01:12,360 --> 00:01:14,880 Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! 18 00:01:14,880 --> 00:01:16,880 Hey, I didn't say it. 19 00:01:26,640 --> 00:01:30,040 Go ahead. Do your worst. 20 00:01:30,040 --> 00:01:33,120 Go on, Beth. Let's see if she can handle it. 21 00:01:33,120 --> 00:01:34,440 Here. 22 00:01:34,440 --> 00:01:37,960 - Start for real this time. - OK. 23 00:01:37,960 --> 00:01:41,440 Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, 24 00:01:41,440 --> 00:01:44,800 I call this story... 25 00:01:55,880 --> 00:01:59,360 If was Friday night, and Playland was jammed. 26 00:01:59,360 --> 00:02:02,200 For thousands of kids, it had everything they wanted, 27 00:02:02,200 --> 00:02:06,920 but for one kid, it had just a little too much. 28 00:02:06,920 --> 00:02:08,720 - Man, that was cool. - I know. 29 00:02:08,720 --> 00:02:10,280 Man, that was awesome! 30 00:02:10,280 --> 00:02:12,320 Don't give me that. You almost hurled. 31 00:02:12,320 --> 00:02:13,600 Did not. 32 00:02:13,600 --> 00:02:16,160 So why were you screaming, "Stop the rides!"? 33 00:02:16,160 --> 00:02:17,800 'Cause Kathy was scared. 34 00:02:17,800 --> 00:02:19,880 Was not. You were gonna barf! 35 00:02:19,880 --> 00:02:24,200 You snitch. Maybe I should barf right now... on you. 36 00:02:24,200 --> 00:02:25,400 - [BARFING SOUND] - Eew! 37 00:02:27,440 --> 00:02:30,160 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! 38 00:02:30,160 --> 00:02:32,000 Hoo hoo hoo! 39 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:34,880 - You ever been there? - No. 40 00:02:36,880 --> 00:02:40,320 Ah ha ha ha! Let's go in. 41 00:02:41,560 --> 00:02:45,760 - What's the matter? - I'm not goin' in there. 42 00:02:45,760 --> 00:02:49,360 - They say it's really haunted. - Gimme a break! 43 00:02:49,360 --> 00:02:51,160 I heard the same thing. 44 00:02:51,160 --> 00:02:53,200 Weird things happen in there. 45 00:02:53,200 --> 00:02:55,200 Something to do with a clown. 46 00:02:55,200 --> 00:02:57,200 Weegee, it's a kiddie ride! 47 00:02:57,200 --> 00:03:00,160 I can see your twerpy siste bein' chicken, 48 00:03:00,160 --> 00:03:02,200 but you? Come on! 49 00:03:02,200 --> 00:03:06,640 - I'm not a twerpy chicken! - That's uh-- [SNIFFS]-- funny. 50 00:03:06,640 --> 00:03:10,840 Smells a little foul to me. Cluck cluck cluck! 51 00:03:10,840 --> 00:03:14,040 Both of you are chicken. Cluck cluck awk! 52 00:03:14,040 --> 00:03:15,640 Cluck cluck! Ha ha. 53 00:03:15,640 --> 00:03:18,400 Excuse me, lad! 54 00:03:19,720 --> 00:03:23,120 Don't believe in old Zeebo, eh? 55 00:03:23,120 --> 00:03:27,200 - Who are you? - I run this place, I do. 56 00:03:27,200 --> 00:03:29,600 And he's in there, all right... 57 00:03:29,600 --> 00:03:32,600 just waitin'... 58 00:03:32,600 --> 00:03:37,160 pick the right door, and you'll go free. 59 00:03:37,160 --> 00:03:42,840 Pick the wrong door, and there he'll be. 60 00:03:42,840 --> 00:03:45,400 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! 61 00:03:45,400 --> 00:03:50,160 - Care to give it a go? - Ha ha ha ha ha ha! 62 00:03:50,160 --> 00:03:53,800 Comin' in, Mr. Brave young lad? 63 00:03:53,800 --> 00:03:57,160 Uh... maybe another time. 64 00:03:57,160 --> 00:03:58,920 Suit yourself. 65 00:03:58,920 --> 00:04:03,840 I'll be here. I'm always here. 66 00:04:19,320 --> 00:04:23,160 Ha ha ha ha ha ha! 67 00:04:23,160 --> 00:04:26,760 - You OK? - What? Fine. I'm fine. 68 00:04:26,760 --> 00:04:29,840 Noy thinking of all the nightmares you're gonna have tonight? 69 00:04:29,840 --> 00:04:32,000 Oh, man, give here a break. 70 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:33,520 Keep goin', Beth. 71 00:04:33,520 --> 00:04:36,120 Yeah! What kinda stranger stuff happened inside the ride? 72 00:04:36,120 --> 00:04:39,200 Well, that's what the kids wanted to know, 73 00:04:39,200 --> 00:04:40,880 especially weegee. 74 00:04:40,880 --> 00:04:42,960 Most of this is pretty boring. 75 00:04:42,960 --> 00:04:46,000 It's all pretty boring, if you ask me. 76 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:49,640 - We didn't ask you. - But then I found this. 77 00:04:49,640 --> 00:04:53,320 "Cagey Clown Caught in Calamity." 78 00:04:53,320 --> 00:04:56,040 The Laughter in the Dark spook house isn't the original. 79 00:04:56,040 --> 00:04:59,160 There was another one on the same spot back in the 1920s. 80 00:04:59,160 --> 00:05:02,200 - Yeah, so? - So, in 1924 the circus came to town 81 00:05:02,200 --> 00:05:04,360 and set up a new Playland. 82 00:05:04,360 --> 00:05:07,160 One of their clowns, some dude named Zeebo, was a foul ball. 83 00:05:07,160 --> 00:05:09,320 'The clowen known as Zeebo 84 00:05:09,320 --> 00:05:13,440 "stole the whole entire circus payroll of $4,000." Wow. 85 00:05:13,440 --> 00:05:16,560 He got caught, though, and the chased him into Playland. 86 00:05:16,560 --> 00:05:18,520 He ran into the spook house, 87 00:05:18,520 --> 00:05:21,200 and he would have gotten away, except... 88 00:05:21,200 --> 00:05:23,480 - The cigar! - Cigar? 89 00:05:23,480 --> 00:05:25,120 Zeebo smoked cigars. 90 00:05:25,120 --> 00:05:28,320 The police figured he threw one away in the spook house, 91 00:05:28,320 --> 00:05:32,480 because the whole place caught fire with him inside. 92 00:05:32,480 --> 00:05:34,080 "The fire spread quickly, 93 00:05:34,080 --> 00:05:36,920 "and attempts to rescue Zeebo were futile. 94 00:05:36,920 --> 00:05:39,800 Tragically, the clown perished into the inferno." 95 00:05:39,800 --> 00:05:41,000 Eew. 96 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:43,440 Ha. Smoking's bad for your health. 97 00:05:43,440 --> 00:05:46,480 A couple years later, they build another Laughing in the Dark 98 00:05:46,480 --> 00:05:49,360 and make a spooky dummy of Zeebo to scare everyone. 99 00:05:49,360 --> 00:05:50,960 Legend has it that-- 100 00:05:50,960 --> 00:05:54,680 Legend has it the ghost of Zeebo is still there... 101 00:05:55,560 --> 00:05:58,280 Trapped... for all time. 102 00:05:58,280 --> 00:06:01,880 - Exactly. - I bet I know why, too. 103 00:06:01,880 --> 00:06:03,280 Why? 104 00:06:03,280 --> 00:06:05,920 I bet he likes to trap small children inside 105 00:06:05,920 --> 00:06:07,840 and tickle them! 106 00:06:07,840 --> 00:06:09,920 Tickle, tickle, tickle! 107 00:06:14,800 --> 00:06:17,320 Here comes Zeebo to tickle you! 108 00:06:17,320 --> 00:06:19,120 Josh! 109 00:06:19,560 --> 00:06:22,440 Don't mess, or I'll bing you in the head. 110 00:06:22,440 --> 00:06:26,360 - Lighten up, will ya, Josh? - Me? You guys are the feebs. 111 00:06:26,360 --> 00:06:28,400 You really think there's a ghost clown 112 00:06:28,400 --> 00:06:30,880 hanging around in some dumb old ride? 113 00:06:30,880 --> 00:06:33,200 Kids have seen and heard things in there. 114 00:06:33,200 --> 00:06:36,360 It's a spook house, lameball. It's supposed to be spooky. 115 00:06:36,360 --> 00:06:39,440 You gotta be some kind of doofus to think it's real. 116 00:06:39,440 --> 00:06:41,080 Aah! Boo! 117 00:06:41,080 --> 00:06:44,040 You don't see me gettin' scared of that junk. 118 00:06:46,200 --> 00:06:49,360 Yeah? If you're so brave, why didn't you go in? 119 00:06:49,360 --> 00:06:52,200 In fact, I dare you to go in. Alone. 120 00:06:52,200 --> 00:06:53,760 Why should I? 121 00:06:53,760 --> 00:06:56,400 'Cause I think you're just as chicken as we are. 122 00:06:56,400 --> 00:06:58,640 You just don't want to admit it. 123 00:07:01,280 --> 00:07:02,840 You're gonna eat those words. 124 00:07:02,840 --> 00:07:06,080 How are we gonna make sure he goes all the way inside? 125 00:07:06,080 --> 00:07:09,760 You're not, twerp. Unless you wanna come with me. 126 00:07:09,760 --> 00:07:11,320 She's right. 127 00:07:11,320 --> 00:07:14,320 You could just hang inside the door and never go through. 128 00:07:14,320 --> 00:07:15,800 Tell ya what, gutless. 129 00:07:15,800 --> 00:07:19,240 Not only am I gonna go through this while place alone, 130 00:07:19,240 --> 00:07:21,680 but when I find the dummy clown, 131 00:07:21,680 --> 00:07:23,720 I'm gonna steal his nose. 132 00:07:23,720 --> 00:07:26,840 ANd you're gonna wear it to school for a week. 133 00:07:26,840 --> 00:07:28,120 No way. 134 00:07:28,120 --> 00:07:31,040 Hey, I thought you were so sure I couldn't do it. 135 00:07:31,040 --> 00:07:35,360 What's the matter, Weegee? You gettin'... chicken again? 136 00:07:37,200 --> 00:07:39,440 You get it, I'll wear it. 137 00:07:41,320 --> 00:07:43,680 Now I'm gonna show you guys 138 00:07:43,680 --> 00:07:46,440 how stupid it is being scared of this place. 139 00:07:49,080 --> 00:07:52,280 Ha ha ha ha ha ha! 140 00:07:58,560 --> 00:08:02,680 Sorry, m'lad. I didn't mean to scare ya! 141 00:08:03,640 --> 00:08:06,760 - Gonna give it a go, huh? - Yeah. 142 00:08:06,760 --> 00:08:08,680 Yeah, why not? 143 00:08:08,680 --> 00:08:10,720 Why not, indeed? 144 00:08:10,720 --> 00:08:16,800 It's the most fun in the park when you're Laughtin' in the Dark. 145 00:08:49,920 --> 00:08:52,400 Get a grip, Josh. 146 00:08:54,040 --> 00:08:54,800 Ha. 147 00:08:56,360 --> 00:09:00,000 Ha ha ha. Look at me, I'm Zeebo. 148 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:02,320 # Zeebo, Zeebo # 149 00:09:02,320 --> 00:09:04,680 Ha ha. Hand over the dough. 150 00:09:04,680 --> 00:09:08,080 What do you think I am, some kinda clown? 151 00:09:08,080 --> 00:09:08,800 Ha. 152 00:09:09,600 --> 00:09:11,960 - [GASPS] - Ha ha ha ha ha! 153 00:09:11,960 --> 00:09:14,400 What do you think I am, some kinda clown? 154 00:09:15,800 --> 00:09:18,840 Maybe we shouldn't let him go in there all alone. 155 00:09:18,840 --> 00:09:21,320 No. He deserves this. 156 00:09:26,840 --> 00:09:28,760 I know it's you, old man. 157 00:09:28,760 --> 00:09:31,040 You can't scare me. 158 00:10:06,600 --> 00:10:07,560 [SNIFFS] 159 00:10:09,440 --> 00:10:11,400 Cigars? 160 00:10:18,080 --> 00:10:21,920 Pick the right door, and you'll go free. 161 00:10:21,920 --> 00:10:25,320 Pick the wrong door, 162 00:10:25,320 --> 00:10:28,120 and there he'll be. 163 00:10:49,520 --> 00:10:51,760 [APPLAUSE AND CHEERS] 164 00:10:51,760 --> 00:10:54,320 Kiss this place goodbye. 165 00:10:58,120 --> 00:11:01,280 If I don't get that nose, I'm dead meat. 166 00:11:22,080 --> 00:11:23,360 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! 167 00:11:23,360 --> 00:11:24,360 Aah! 168 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:26,880 It's only a dummy. 169 00:11:30,680 --> 00:11:32,800 A dummy. A fake... 170 00:11:32,800 --> 00:11:34,480 dummy. 171 00:11:35,240 --> 00:11:37,800 - Ha ha ha ha ha! - No! 172 00:11:39,760 --> 00:11:41,480 You're an idiot, Josh. 173 00:11:41,480 --> 00:11:43,640 A plastic dummy can't hurt you. 174 00:11:43,640 --> 00:11:46,840 Stop bein' such a wuss and just do it! 175 00:11:51,960 --> 00:11:53,560 [SQUEAK] 176 00:11:53,560 --> 00:11:55,760 Ha. Ha ha! 177 00:11:55,760 --> 00:11:57,000 All right. 178 00:11:57,000 --> 00:12:00,880 Thanks, Guy. You just made me a hero. 179 00:12:00,880 --> 00:12:03,200 I'm the guy who beat Zeebo. 180 00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:04,800 Ha ha ha. 181 00:12:08,880 --> 00:12:10,480 [APPLAUSE AND CHEERS] 182 00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:15,440 Hope you can still smell your stinky cigars without your nose. 183 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:39,000 I got a cramp. 184 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:42,160 I don't think so. Oh, come on. 185 00:12:42,160 --> 00:12:45,000 Give up, Kristen. You can't take it. 186 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:47,440 [SMALL VOICE] I'm fine. Keep going. 187 00:12:47,440 --> 00:12:48,190 OK. 188 00:12:48,960 --> 00:12:53,840 Well, Josh was pretty cocky before, but after he stole Zeebo's nose, 189 00:12:53,840 --> 00:12:56,040 he was uncontrollable. 190 00:12:56,040 --> 00:12:58,280 Weeg, it's you. 191 00:12:58,280 --> 00:13:01,160 The guys at school are gonna think so, too. 192 00:13:01,160 --> 00:13:02,360 [SISTER GIGGLES] 193 00:13:02,360 --> 00:13:03,920 - Not funny. - Sorry. 194 00:13:03,920 --> 00:13:09,000 After you get through wearing it, I'm gonna get it mounted like a trophy. 195 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:11,960 - Oh. Please! - Then I'm gonna get it engraved. 196 00:13:11,960 --> 00:13:14,920 "The Kid Who Beat Zeebo." Cool or what? 197 00:13:14,920 --> 00:13:17,080 Come on. You have have been 198 00:13:17,080 --> 00:13:18,800 a little scared in there. 199 00:13:18,800 --> 00:13:21,880 No way! I'm telling you, it's all kid stuff 200 00:13:21,880 --> 00:13:25,040 with fake dummies and bogus sound effects. 201 00:13:25,040 --> 00:13:28,280 Of course, it, uh, might have been scary for some people, 202 00:13:28,280 --> 00:13:30,480 people that say, "cluck cluck cluck!" 203 00:13:30,480 --> 00:13:32,000 Enough, all right? 204 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:34,240 You're a hero, and I'm a loser. 205 00:13:34,240 --> 00:13:35,760 What can I say? 206 00:13:35,760 --> 00:13:38,800 Now, now. Let's not be bad sports. 207 00:13:38,800 --> 00:13:41,840 Besides, you look much better with the nose on. 208 00:13:41,840 --> 00:13:44,040 I'll get it for ya. 209 00:13:46,320 --> 00:13:47,920 He's such a snot. 210 00:13:47,920 --> 00:13:49,720 Come on. 211 00:13:57,240 --> 00:13:58,200 [SNIFFS] 212 00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:01,760 Cigars? 213 00:14:53,320 --> 00:14:56,600 Ha ha ha ha ha ha! 214 00:14:59,200 --> 00:15:03,240 I'm home! Mom? Dad? 215 00:15:05,040 --> 00:15:08,600 "I bet you forgot Dad and I had theater tickets tonight." 216 00:15:08,600 --> 00:15:10,160 She's right. 217 00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:14,040 "Plate of spaghetti in the freezer and chocolate pudding in the fridge. 218 00:15:14,040 --> 00:15:17,160 "Don't stay up too late playing video games. 219 00:15:17,160 --> 00:15:19,000 See you. Love, Mom." 220 00:15:41,080 --> 00:15:43,120 [CREAKING] 221 00:15:43,120 --> 00:15:44,680 [RUNNING FOOTSTEPS] 222 00:15:44,680 --> 00:15:46,080 Mom? 223 00:15:47,520 --> 00:15:49,080 Dad? 224 00:15:49,080 --> 00:15:52,040 Dad, is that you? 225 00:16:09,240 --> 00:16:11,880 If somebody's in there, you better show yourself 226 00:16:11,880 --> 00:16:14,520 or you're gonna get beaned! 227 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:20,680 Aah! 228 00:16:28,040 --> 00:16:31,280 Good thing Weegee can't see me now. 229 00:16:35,520 --> 00:16:38,040 [PHONE RINGS] 230 00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:40,600 Oh, man! What is wrong with me? 231 00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:41,320 [RING] 232 00:16:43,800 --> 00:16:45,040 Hello? 233 00:16:45,040 --> 00:16:47,680 - Hey, Josh. This is Weegee. - Yeah, Weeg. What's up? 234 00:16:47,680 --> 00:16:51,440 Listen, I, uh... I was kinda being a baby this afternoon. 235 00:16:51,440 --> 00:16:54,240 You won the bet and I shouldn't be mad at you. 236 00:16:54,240 --> 00:16:56,320 That's OK. I was giving you a hard time. 237 00:16:56,320 --> 00:16:57,960 Tell you what. 238 00:16:57,960 --> 00:17:00,600 I'll only make you wear the nose to school for one day. 239 00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:02,840 I was kinda hoping you'd forget it completely. 240 00:17:02,840 --> 00:17:06,480 You're a dreamin', pal. Tomorrow's Zeebo day for you. 241 00:17:06,480 --> 00:17:08,120 Ha ha ha. Later. 242 00:17:17,240 --> 00:17:17,960 [RING] 243 00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:23,160 One day's the best I'm gonna do. 244 00:17:23,160 --> 00:17:26,760 [SCRATCHY VOICE] Give it back. 245 00:17:26,760 --> 00:17:31,000 Give it back! Ha ha ha ha ha! 246 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:34,120 No way, Weegee. You're not scarin' me. 247 00:17:34,120 --> 00:17:35,960 Ha ha ha ha ha ha! 248 00:17:37,960 --> 00:17:41,920 It's a joke. He's trying to get me. 249 00:17:41,920 --> 00:17:44,960 I'll show him. I'm not scared. 250 00:17:44,960 --> 00:17:47,040 He can't scare me with kid stuff. 251 00:17:47,040 --> 00:17:50,200 There's no such thing as Zeebo the Clown. 252 00:17:52,920 --> 00:17:54,920 [DIGGING THROUGH SILVERWARE] 253 00:17:54,920 --> 00:17:57,600 No way. I'll just eat dinner. 254 00:17:57,600 --> 00:18:00,920 - And-- - [SILVERWARE CLATTERS] 255 00:18:00,920 --> 00:18:03,520 [SIGHS] Oh, grow up, Josh! 256 00:18:04,600 --> 00:18:08,600 Oh! How can that burn so fast? 257 00:18:10,400 --> 00:18:13,680 [SNIFFS] Cigar smoke? 258 00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:19,640 Aah! 259 00:18:23,480 --> 00:18:24,480 Aah! 260 00:18:35,360 --> 00:18:38,200 - Come on. Come on. - Hello? 261 00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:41,600 Weegee, this is Josh. I'm-- 262 00:18:41,600 --> 00:18:44,240 -Josh? Slow down. - Tell me the truth. 263 00:18:44,240 --> 00:18:48,720 Did you call my house before and you pretend you were Zeebo? 264 00:18:48,720 --> 00:18:50,640 [LAUGHS] Whoa, what's the matter, Josh? 265 00:18:50,640 --> 00:18:53,480 - You sound kinda scared. - I'm not. 266 00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:55,080 Yeah, OK, OK. I'm scared. 267 00:18:55,080 --> 00:18:58,240 I was scared on the ride, and I'm really scared now. 268 00:18:58,240 --> 00:19:01,360 - Was that you? - Give me a break. Why would I-- 269 00:19:01,360 --> 00:19:05,160 - [CLICK] - What was that? Is that you, Kathy? 270 00:19:05,160 --> 00:19:06,840 Put down the phone. 271 00:19:06,840 --> 00:19:08,800 Josh, we only have one phone. 272 00:19:08,800 --> 00:19:11,200 It's gotta be at your house. 273 00:19:11,200 --> 00:19:13,400 [SCRATCHY VOICE] If ya don't give it back, 274 00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:15,280 I'll come up and get it! 275 00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:17,440 [WEEGEE] Who was that?! 276 00:19:18,920 --> 00:19:20,600 Josh, you there? 277 00:19:49,680 --> 00:19:51,400 [POP!] 278 00:20:54,080 --> 00:20:56,440 Forget it. I'm gone. 279 00:20:58,760 --> 00:21:00,400 [SQUEEEE-AK] 280 00:21:16,960 --> 00:21:19,880 OK. I shouldn't have taken your nose. 281 00:21:19,880 --> 00:21:22,000 I'm sorry. 282 00:21:25,280 --> 00:21:28,240 There. It's all yours. 283 00:21:28,240 --> 00:21:30,480 And, uh... 284 00:21:30,480 --> 00:21:33,360 just to show there's no hard feelings, 285 00:21:33,360 --> 00:21:35,560 cigars. Ha. 286 00:21:36,840 --> 00:21:39,320 All for you. 287 00:21:43,960 --> 00:21:46,880 [SQUEEEEE-AK] 288 00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:50,520 [SQUEAK] 289 00:21:50,520 --> 00:21:53,200 [APPLAUSE AND CHEERS] 290 00:22:05,960 --> 00:22:09,120 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! 291 00:22:15,240 --> 00:22:20,760 It's the most fun in the park... when you're Laughin'... 292 00:22:20,760 --> 00:22:24,920 in the Dark! Ha ha ha ha ha ha! 293 00:22:26,800 --> 00:22:27,850 Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha! 294 00:22:39,560 --> 00:22:41,640 The End. 295 00:22:41,640 --> 00:22:44,440 So it was the crazy old guy all along. 296 00:22:44,440 --> 00:22:47,840 No way. He couldn't have done that stuff in the house. 297 00:22:47,840 --> 00:22:52,000 Maybe the old guy was really Zeebo's ghost. 298 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:54,080 Yeah! 299 00:22:54,440 --> 00:22:56,440 So what do you think, Kristen? 300 00:22:56,440 --> 00:22:58,760 Is Zeebo gonna pay you a visit tonight? 301 00:22:58,760 --> 00:23:00,680 Sorry, Kiki. I did it. 302 00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:03,680 I sat through the whole story, and I'm OK. 303 00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:05,760 What do you say to that? 304 00:23:05,760 --> 00:23:07,560 I'd say that's a good thing, 305 00:23:07,560 --> 00:23:10,240 because we wouldn't want you having nightmares, would wet? 306 00:23:10,240 --> 00:23:11,240 Aah! 307 00:23:12,520 --> 00:23:14,720 Meeting adjourned. 308 00:23:21,560 --> 00:23:24,280 Captioned by Grant Brown 309 00:23:25,305 --> 00:23:31,798 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from OpenSubtitles.org 22309

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