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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,297 (ominous music) 2 00:00:28,277 --> 00:00:31,072 (knife chopping) 3 00:00:38,371 --> 00:00:41,290 (light quirky music) 4 00:00:47,630 --> 00:00:50,758 - [Pumpkin] Death to all teenagers who fuck. 5 00:00:58,766 --> 00:01:01,394 (pumpkin vomiting) 6 00:01:04,730 --> 00:01:08,234 (pumpkin breathing heavy) 7 00:01:35,261 --> 00:01:38,055 ("Funeral March of a Marionette") 8 00:01:38,389 --> 00:01:41,142 {\an8}(lawnmower revving) 9 00:01:53,195 --> 00:01:56,282 {\an8}(pumpkin chuckling) 10 00:02:02,038 --> 00:02:04,957 - This is me 13 years ago. 11 00:02:05,291 --> 00:02:06,876 Hi, my name is Mary. 12 00:02:08,336 --> 00:02:09,879 This is my big sister Pam. (upbeat music) 13 00:02:10,212 --> 00:02:12,381 She's getting ready for the Halloween Pumpkin Prom. 14 00:02:21,015 --> 00:02:23,267 (man moaning) 15 00:02:33,486 --> 00:02:36,030 - Damn it daddy, what are you doing? 16 00:02:37,365 --> 00:02:38,908 - Nothing dear. 17 00:02:39,241 --> 00:02:40,868 I was just mowing the lawn. 18 00:02:42,244 --> 00:02:44,246 - Sure daddy, that's what you always say. 19 00:03:00,554 --> 00:03:02,723 {\an8}- [Male] Well, here we are. 20 00:03:03,057 --> 00:03:04,975 - Guy, you're such an adult. 21 00:03:05,309 --> 00:03:06,227 When my mother told me I'd have to be 22 00:03:06,560 --> 00:03:09,355 taking care of my sister and her friends, 23 00:03:09,689 --> 00:03:12,650 I thought I'd have to miss the Halloween Pumpkin Prom. 24 00:03:12,983 --> 00:03:15,069 {\an8}- [Guy] Oh not on your life. 25 00:03:15,403 --> 00:03:16,696 {\an8}They won't be any trouble at all. 26 00:03:19,657 --> 00:03:21,450 - Now Mary, you're in charge. 27 00:03:21,784 --> 00:03:23,035 And I want you to make sure that 28 00:03:23,369 --> 00:03:26,163 Bambi, Rosie, and Johnny don't get into any trouble. 29 00:03:27,790 --> 00:03:28,666 - [Mary] Okay. 30 00:03:28,999 --> 00:03:29,834 - Have a good time! 31 00:03:31,711 --> 00:03:34,755 (ominous music) 32 00:03:35,089 --> 00:03:37,550 (kids screaming) 33 00:03:44,724 --> 00:03:47,518 (pumpkin laughing) 34 00:03:53,774 --> 00:03:55,317 - [Mary] Halloween has always been a special 35 00:03:55,651 --> 00:03:56,819 time of the year for me. 36 00:03:58,821 --> 00:04:01,407 {\an8}(ominous music) 37 00:04:04,952 --> 00:04:06,537 {\an8}You may think I'm crazy, 38 00:04:06,871 --> 00:04:09,623 {\an8}but there really is a pumpkin headed lawnmower killer. 39 00:04:09,957 --> 00:04:12,209 {\an8}And he really did chop up my big sister Pam 40 00:04:12,543 --> 00:04:14,336 {\an8}with a power lawnmower. 41 00:04:14,670 --> 00:04:16,380 {\an8}I still have nightmares. 42 00:04:16,714 --> 00:04:19,550 {\an8}It all happened 13 years ago today. 43 00:04:21,677 --> 00:04:24,180 (light music) 44 00:04:29,518 --> 00:04:31,979 (ominous music) 45 00:04:56,670 --> 00:04:59,381 (male groaning) 46 00:05:11,352 --> 00:05:14,104 (blonde screaming) 47 00:05:15,523 --> 00:05:16,398 (nightgown ripping) 48 00:05:16,732 --> 00:05:19,443 (male screaming) 49 00:05:25,533 --> 00:05:27,785 Damn it daddy, what are you doing? 50 00:05:28,118 --> 00:05:30,538 - Nothing darling, just, mowing the lawn. 51 00:05:31,914 --> 00:05:34,625 - Sure daddy, that's what you always say. 52 00:05:41,006 --> 00:05:42,383 - I don't have time for breakfast. 53 00:05:42,716 --> 00:05:44,426 I've got a hysterectomy at nine. 54 00:05:44,760 --> 00:05:46,136 Has anyone seen my scalpel? 55 00:05:49,014 --> 00:05:52,268 Damien sweetheart, have you seen daddy's scalpel? 56 00:05:56,730 --> 00:05:57,481 Damien. 57 00:06:05,197 --> 00:06:05,865 - This one? 58 00:06:07,116 --> 00:06:08,492 - No, not that one. 59 00:06:13,581 --> 00:06:15,499 Where did I put that? 60 00:06:15,833 --> 00:06:17,626 - Dad, don't forget. 61 00:06:17,960 --> 00:06:19,253 You and mom promised to chaperone 62 00:06:19,587 --> 00:06:21,046 the Halloween Pumpkin Prom tonight. 63 00:06:21,380 --> 00:06:22,298 - Of course I'll be there. 64 00:06:22,631 --> 00:06:24,383 How could I forget my little girls 65 00:06:24,717 --> 00:06:26,260 Halloween Pumpkin Prom? 66 00:06:26,594 --> 00:06:27,761 Where is the scalpel? 67 00:06:29,930 --> 00:06:31,140 - Will this do dear? 68 00:06:32,975 --> 00:06:34,476 - What would I do without you? 69 00:06:38,397 --> 00:06:39,231 Oh. 70 00:06:39,565 --> 00:06:40,441 (glass shattering) 71 00:06:40,774 --> 00:06:42,234 I don't wanna upset you, 72 00:06:42,568 --> 00:06:43,569 but if anything happens, 73 00:06:44,653 --> 00:06:47,948 I just want you to know I love you. 74 00:06:48,282 --> 00:06:48,824 - Oh! 75 00:06:50,242 --> 00:06:52,077 And I love you too! 76 00:06:55,414 --> 00:06:57,333 - [Damien] So long pops! 77 00:06:57,666 --> 00:07:00,377 - Oh your father's been under a terrible strain lately. 78 00:07:00,711 --> 00:07:01,795 I think it's beginning to show. 79 00:07:02,129 --> 00:07:03,088 - Yeah. 80 00:07:03,422 --> 00:07:05,341 He's acting like he just killed somebody. 81 00:07:05,674 --> 00:07:06,467 - Mary! 82 00:07:07,551 --> 00:07:09,094 Your father is a doctor! 83 00:07:09,428 --> 00:07:11,263 He kills people every day! 84 00:07:15,476 --> 00:07:17,353 (phone ringing) 85 00:07:17,686 --> 00:07:18,604 - Yeah! 86 00:07:18,938 --> 00:07:19,521 Murder? 87 00:07:19,855 --> 00:07:20,689 Yeah. 88 00:07:21,023 --> 00:07:21,482 Nurse? 89 00:07:21,815 --> 00:07:22,650 Yeah, where? 90 00:07:22,983 --> 00:07:25,069 Oh, yeah. 91 00:07:25,402 --> 00:07:26,362 Bloody? 92 00:07:26,695 --> 00:07:27,571 Yeah. 93 00:07:27,905 --> 00:07:28,364 Arm severed. 94 00:07:28,697 --> 00:07:29,573 Yeah, actual pieces. 95 00:07:29,907 --> 00:07:31,158 Yeah, yeah, I get the picture. 96 00:07:31,492 --> 00:07:32,743 No, no it's not a pretty one. 97 00:07:33,077 --> 00:07:34,912 I'll be right there, yeah. 98 00:07:35,245 --> 00:07:36,997 (slow light music) 99 00:07:37,331 --> 00:07:37,873 Gun. 100 00:07:41,543 --> 00:07:42,211 Monkey. 101 00:07:51,178 --> 00:07:53,639 (ominous music) 102 00:08:17,830 --> 00:08:20,416 (top clanking) 103 00:08:25,254 --> 00:08:28,048 (slow light music) 104 00:08:49,403 --> 00:08:52,031 (faint screaming) 105 00:08:52,364 --> 00:08:54,700 (siren blaring) 106 00:08:58,620 --> 00:09:01,248 (cans clanking) 107 00:09:13,177 --> 00:09:14,970 Alright, who is she? 108 00:09:15,304 --> 00:09:17,431 - One of our night shift people, a nurse. 109 00:09:17,765 --> 00:09:19,099 - What was she doing out here? 110 00:09:19,433 --> 00:09:19,892 - She worked here. 111 00:09:20,225 --> 00:09:20,976 The hospital. 112 00:09:22,644 --> 00:09:24,730 - Detective, there's something you should know. 113 00:09:25,064 --> 00:09:27,357 - One of your crazies escaped last night. 114 00:09:27,691 --> 00:09:28,609 - How did you know that? 115 00:09:28,942 --> 00:09:29,943 - Well it's obvious, look over here. 116 00:09:33,447 --> 00:09:34,698 Any damn fool can see that. 117 00:09:35,032 --> 00:09:35,574 Look it here! 118 00:09:36,867 --> 00:09:37,785 There's a rope hanging out of the window! 119 00:09:38,118 --> 00:09:40,621 (male moaning) 120 00:09:45,667 --> 00:09:46,585 Dust. 121 00:09:48,003 --> 00:09:48,712 - [Male Staff] One of the other nurses heard her say, 122 00:09:49,046 --> 00:09:49,630 "I think I'll take a shortcut 123 00:09:49,963 --> 00:09:50,964 "through the woods tonight." 124 00:09:51,298 --> 00:09:53,133 - [Officer] Typical nurse move. 125 00:09:53,467 --> 00:09:54,968 No human could have done this. 126 00:09:55,302 --> 00:09:57,304 Must be the work of a wild animal. 127 00:09:57,638 --> 00:09:59,515 - Maybe a werewolf. 128 00:10:00,557 --> 00:10:01,975 - Or maybe the Lawnmower Killer. 129 00:10:04,978 --> 00:10:06,355 (officer laughs) 130 00:10:06,688 --> 00:10:07,606 Go ahead kid laugh, 131 00:10:07,940 --> 00:10:10,067 but you're too young to remember those ghastly, grizzly, 132 00:10:10,400 --> 00:10:12,778 ghoulish, god awful murder in this states history! 133 00:10:13,737 --> 00:10:14,822 I was four when it happened. 134 00:10:15,155 --> 00:10:17,533 I wouldn't sleep until the murderer was brought to justice. 135 00:10:17,866 --> 00:10:19,701 - You mean you haven't slept in 13 years? 136 00:10:20,828 --> 00:10:22,704 - I'm 31 years old doc, you tell me. 137 00:10:23,831 --> 00:10:24,581 No forget it. 138 00:10:24,915 --> 00:10:25,624 I wanna know about this crazy who escaped. 139 00:10:25,958 --> 00:10:26,583 Who was he? 140 00:10:26,917 --> 00:10:28,335 - [Male Staff] We don't know. 141 00:10:28,669 --> 00:10:29,878 Rackets were burning a fire. 142 00:10:30,212 --> 00:10:31,588 - [Detective] Is he dangerous? 143 00:10:31,922 --> 00:10:33,632 - 13 years he's been locked in his room 144 00:10:33,966 --> 00:10:35,425 watching TV talk shows. 145 00:10:36,844 --> 00:10:38,178 The only people he knows are Moreau, 146 00:10:38,512 --> 00:10:40,848 and Mike, and Phil, and Dina and Johnny. 147 00:10:42,224 --> 00:10:43,767 Answer your question? 148 00:10:44,101 --> 00:10:44,601 - Poor bastard. 149 00:10:47,646 --> 00:10:48,522 (bald male laughing) 150 00:10:48,856 --> 00:10:50,065 - We found this in his room. 151 00:10:52,025 --> 00:10:52,609 - It's a calendar. 152 00:10:52,943 --> 00:10:53,652 - Good. 153 00:10:53,986 --> 00:10:55,112 - And today's date circled. 154 00:10:57,364 --> 00:10:58,657 In blood. 155 00:10:58,991 --> 00:11:01,660 (eerie music) 156 00:11:01,994 --> 00:11:02,744 He's back. 157 00:11:03,078 --> 00:11:04,288 After 13 years he's back 158 00:11:04,621 --> 00:11:05,956 and I'm gonna nail him this time. 159 00:11:06,290 --> 00:11:06,748 - What? 160 00:11:07,082 --> 00:11:07,666 - No, who. 161 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:08,584 - I don't know, I'm asking you. 162 00:11:08,917 --> 00:11:09,376 - What? 163 00:11:09,710 --> 00:11:10,169 - Who? 164 00:11:10,502 --> 00:11:10,961 - Who what? 165 00:11:11,295 --> 00:11:11,753 - I don't understand. 166 00:11:12,087 --> 00:11:13,088 - Forget it! 167 00:11:13,422 --> 00:11:13,839 All I know is today is October the 31st. 168 00:11:14,173 --> 00:11:15,632 31 backwards is 13. 169 00:11:15,966 --> 00:11:17,467 It's Friday, it's Halloween. 170 00:11:17,801 --> 00:11:19,386 It's the 13th anniversary of the Lawnmower Killings. 171 00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:21,013 There's a crazy loose. 172 00:11:21,346 --> 00:11:21,972 It's prom night. 173 00:11:23,140 --> 00:11:24,641 I'm gonna need coffee. 174 00:11:24,975 --> 00:11:27,811 (bald male laughing) 175 00:11:32,774 --> 00:11:35,485 (light music) 176 00:11:35,819 --> 00:11:36,278 - [Male] Hi Mary. 177 00:11:36,612 --> 00:11:37,279 - [Mary] Hi Norman. 178 00:11:37,613 --> 00:11:38,614 - How are you this morning? 179 00:11:38,947 --> 00:11:40,699 - I'm fine, how are you this morning? 180 00:11:41,033 --> 00:11:44,161 - Well, I am so excited about, 181 00:11:45,579 --> 00:11:46,747 well, about-- 182 00:11:47,080 --> 00:11:48,123 - Making love for the first time tonight? 183 00:11:48,457 --> 00:11:48,957 - Right. 184 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:51,084 - Oh I know Norman. 185 00:11:52,461 --> 00:11:54,421 I can't think of anyone in the world 186 00:11:54,755 --> 00:11:56,381 I'd rather lose my virginity to. 187 00:11:57,466 --> 00:11:58,342 - Yeah. 188 00:11:58,675 --> 00:11:59,134 (Norman revs up) 189 00:11:59,468 --> 00:12:00,677 I know what you mean. 190 00:12:01,011 --> 00:12:03,764 (Norman revving up) 191 00:12:04,097 --> 00:12:04,681 - Norman! 192 00:12:05,015 --> 00:12:05,599 - Mary. 193 00:12:05,933 --> 00:12:06,600 - [Mary] Stop that right now! 194 00:12:06,934 --> 00:12:07,517 - Mary, I can't help it 195 00:12:07,851 --> 00:12:09,770 if I sound like a lawnmower 196 00:12:10,103 --> 00:12:11,230 every time I get excited. 197 00:12:11,563 --> 00:12:14,316 (Norman revving up) 198 00:12:16,151 --> 00:12:17,861 - Can you stop that! 199 00:12:22,908 --> 00:12:24,826 - I'm okay, it's okay. 200 00:12:25,160 --> 00:12:25,911 It's okay now. 201 00:12:26,245 --> 00:12:28,956 - Oh Norman, how are we ever going to make love? 202 00:12:29,289 --> 00:12:31,792 I'm the only virgin in the whole school. 203 00:12:32,125 --> 00:12:35,712 But every time I hear that lawnmower sound I, I, I... 204 00:12:39,132 --> 00:12:40,926 - I think this might turn the trick. 205 00:12:45,597 --> 00:12:46,473 - Oh Norman. 206 00:12:48,392 --> 00:12:49,017 Earplugs. 207 00:12:50,560 --> 00:12:51,645 How thoughtful. 208 00:12:51,979 --> 00:12:53,563 - I love you Mary. 209 00:12:53,897 --> 00:12:55,440 - I love you too Norman. 210 00:12:57,651 --> 00:13:00,696 Don't you think we should be getting on to school now? 211 00:13:01,029 --> 00:13:02,406 - I'd rather get onto you Mary. 212 00:13:03,573 --> 00:13:04,241 - Oh. 213 00:13:15,502 --> 00:13:19,589 ("Funeral March of a Marionette") 214 00:13:22,592 --> 00:13:24,511 - [Woman] Are you and Norman really gonna do it tonight? 215 00:13:24,845 --> 00:13:25,929 After the prom. 216 00:13:27,389 --> 00:13:30,142 - So you're finally gonna picnic on Normans hot dog. 217 00:13:30,475 --> 00:13:31,476 - Rosie! 218 00:13:31,810 --> 00:13:33,812 I'm not gonna picnic on anyone's hot dog! 219 00:13:34,146 --> 00:13:36,315 I'm nervous enough about tonight already. 220 00:13:36,648 --> 00:13:38,567 - Still thinking about your sister? 221 00:13:38,900 --> 00:13:39,735 (chimes chiming) 222 00:13:40,068 --> 00:13:40,777 - I don't know about you guys, 223 00:13:41,111 --> 00:13:42,988 but I still have nightmares. 224 00:13:43,322 --> 00:13:45,115 (chimes chiming) 225 00:13:45,449 --> 00:13:47,659 - You know, I wonder whatever happened to Johnny. 226 00:13:47,993 --> 00:13:49,328 Just think, a little guy like that 227 00:13:49,661 --> 00:13:51,288 running away at four-years-old. 228 00:13:51,621 --> 00:13:53,665 - Yeah, must have been a real nightmare for him 229 00:13:53,999 --> 00:13:56,752 trying to find a job and being so short. 230 00:13:57,085 --> 00:13:57,711 - Could we change the subject? 231 00:13:58,045 --> 00:13:59,838 It's giving me the creeps. 232 00:14:00,172 --> 00:14:01,715 Did you get a date yet Bambi? 233 00:14:02,049 --> 00:14:03,008 - No. 234 00:14:03,342 --> 00:14:04,968 I still have a full school day to work on it. 235 00:14:05,302 --> 00:14:06,928 Are you still going with Tony Schlongini 236 00:14:07,262 --> 00:14:08,638 or did he get kicked out of school 237 00:14:08,972 --> 00:14:10,807 for wearing his pants too tight? 238 00:14:12,809 --> 00:14:15,312 ♪ Everyone's talking about him 239 00:14:15,645 --> 00:14:18,273 ♪ People that know him just love him 240 00:14:18,607 --> 00:14:19,941 ♪ So if you're feeling down 241 00:14:20,275 --> 00:14:21,401 ♪ Or if you're feeling blue 242 00:14:21,735 --> 00:14:24,279 ♪ This dude will make you feel super cool 243 00:14:24,613 --> 00:14:25,530 ♪ Tony Schlongini 244 00:14:25,864 --> 00:14:27,366 ♪ I am respected, oh yeah 245 00:14:27,699 --> 00:14:28,575 ♪ Tony Schlongini 246 00:14:28,909 --> 00:14:30,494 ♪ Girls always pulling out my hair 247 00:14:30,827 --> 00:14:33,747 ♪ When I'm with Rosie around 248 00:14:34,081 --> 00:14:36,291 ♪ Be holding the saddle for miles 249 00:14:36,625 --> 00:14:38,085 ♪ My temperature rises 250 00:14:38,418 --> 00:14:39,836 ♪ My soul realizes 251 00:14:40,170 --> 00:14:42,714 ♪ She almost approaches my league when she's hot 252 00:14:43,048 --> 00:14:43,757 ♪ Tony Schlongini 253 00:14:44,091 --> 00:14:44,674 ♪ Ow 254 00:14:45,008 --> 00:14:46,093 - [Rosie] Very funny. 255 00:14:46,426 --> 00:14:49,846 - Maybe I could ask Norma to fix you up with someone. 256 00:14:50,180 --> 00:14:51,973 - Oh, I don't know. 257 00:14:52,307 --> 00:14:54,935 I don't wanna end up with some mystery date. 258 00:14:55,268 --> 00:14:56,436 (school bell ringing) 259 00:14:56,770 --> 00:15:00,690 ("Funeral March of a Marionette") 260 00:15:16,998 --> 00:15:18,125 - Watch this. 261 00:15:18,458 --> 00:15:19,751 - [Mary] Oh leave him alone. 262 00:15:20,085 --> 00:15:21,920 - He's already gone through two pairs of pants this week. 263 00:15:27,467 --> 00:15:28,135 - Hi gorgeous. 264 00:15:30,470 --> 00:15:33,140 - You know, you got champagne taste sweetheart. 265 00:15:33,473 --> 00:15:34,933 - How ya doing? 266 00:15:35,267 --> 00:15:36,768 - I'm just burning some homework. 267 00:15:40,188 --> 00:15:41,231 - Sneak preview. 268 00:15:42,816 --> 00:15:44,067 - [Male With Glasses] Huh? 269 00:15:48,238 --> 00:15:49,114 - Guess what? 270 00:15:50,365 --> 00:15:51,908 I'm not wearing any panties. 271 00:15:54,744 --> 00:15:57,581 And I'm not gonna be wearing any tonight either. 272 00:15:57,914 --> 00:15:58,999 What do ya think about that? 273 00:16:03,044 --> 00:16:04,421 See ya tonight. 274 00:16:08,091 --> 00:16:09,885 (spring stretching) 275 00:16:10,218 --> 00:16:11,261 Come on girls. 276 00:16:13,972 --> 00:16:15,807 - Oh my god. 277 00:16:18,268 --> 00:16:20,854 - Don't be embarrassed by Rosie's crass attitude. 278 00:16:21,188 --> 00:16:23,023 Why, I bet half the girls in this school 279 00:16:23,356 --> 00:16:24,149 don't wear panties. 280 00:16:26,151 --> 00:16:28,111 But Tony, I want you to know 281 00:16:28,445 --> 00:16:30,155 that not all girls are like that. 282 00:16:30,489 --> 00:16:32,282 I'm wearing mine, see. 283 00:16:33,742 --> 00:16:34,534 - Oh my god. 284 00:16:34,868 --> 00:16:36,411 - So, forget about it. 285 00:16:42,292 --> 00:16:43,168 - My god Harbinger. 286 00:16:44,169 --> 00:16:45,587 Look at you, you're a mess. 287 00:16:45,921 --> 00:16:47,506 You haven't shaved in a week, you need a haircut. 288 00:16:49,090 --> 00:16:50,383 And what's with the suit, you sleeping in it? 289 00:16:51,843 --> 00:16:53,261 - Chief I gotta talk to ya. (siren blaring) 290 00:16:53,595 --> 00:16:56,264 - Harbinger, every Halloween for 13 years 291 00:16:56,598 --> 00:16:58,850 you've come in here screaming about a lawnmower murder. 292 00:16:59,184 --> 00:17:00,602 - Chief, this time it's different. 293 00:17:00,936 --> 00:17:02,187 It's the 13th anniversary. 294 00:17:02,521 --> 00:17:04,231 - I don't give a damn if its Jack The Ripper's birthday. 295 00:17:04,564 --> 00:17:05,815 Now look, I'm not sending three cops 296 00:17:06,149 --> 00:17:07,943 to some Pumpkin Prom looking for a psycho 297 00:17:08,276 --> 00:17:09,945 with a pumpkin head, a big nose, 298 00:17:10,278 --> 00:17:11,947 and a bunch of garden tools! 299 00:17:12,280 --> 00:17:12,989 - If you don't believe me, 300 00:17:13,323 --> 00:17:14,282 maybe you'll believe this guy. 301 00:17:14,616 --> 00:17:16,243 - [Chief] Harbinger! 302 00:17:16,576 --> 00:17:18,161 - Chief, this is Dr. Denton. 303 00:17:19,788 --> 00:17:22,374 - The way you dot your I's, it's very anal. 304 00:17:22,707 --> 00:17:23,250 I love you. 305 00:17:26,545 --> 00:17:28,088 How do you do? 306 00:17:28,421 --> 00:17:30,924 Your secretary has a magnificent butt. 307 00:17:31,258 --> 00:17:32,259 - Who is this guy? 308 00:17:32,592 --> 00:17:33,301 - He happens to be one of the fine-- 309 00:17:33,635 --> 00:17:35,428 - I can speak for myself. 310 00:17:39,266 --> 00:17:41,101 I happen to be one of the finest psychoanalysts 311 00:17:41,434 --> 00:17:42,936 in the state mental facility. 312 00:17:43,270 --> 00:17:45,063 Ask me again and I'll tell you the same. 313 00:17:46,064 --> 00:17:48,191 Nice haircut, you repressed? 314 00:17:48,525 --> 00:17:49,359 - Who is this clown? 315 00:17:51,152 --> 00:17:52,529 - He called me a clown. 316 00:17:52,862 --> 00:17:53,530 That upsets me. 317 00:17:57,325 --> 00:17:59,035 - Get him out of here. 318 00:17:59,369 --> 00:18:00,120 - I feel unneeded. 319 00:18:00,453 --> 00:18:02,330 I can't function as an unneeded person! 320 00:18:02,664 --> 00:18:04,165 - Chief, we need this guy. 321 00:18:04,499 --> 00:18:05,041 Please. 322 00:18:05,375 --> 00:18:06,042 Apologize. 323 00:18:06,376 --> 00:18:06,960 - No! 324 00:18:07,294 --> 00:18:08,420 No, it's too late! 325 00:18:08,753 --> 00:18:10,005 You've inflicted emotional wounds 326 00:18:10,338 --> 00:18:11,798 which may take years to heal! 327 00:18:12,966 --> 00:18:13,967 - Get him out of here! 328 00:18:14,301 --> 00:18:14,843 - But, 329 00:18:17,262 --> 00:18:20,181 I understand your problem. 330 00:18:25,353 --> 00:18:27,105 And your haircut. 331 00:18:27,439 --> 00:18:30,817 So I will be a good citizen and cooperate. 332 00:18:31,151 --> 00:18:33,486 - Just tell the chief what you told me. 333 00:18:33,820 --> 00:18:34,738 - I love black women. 334 00:18:36,239 --> 00:18:39,242 - No, about the patient who escaped! 335 00:18:39,576 --> 00:18:41,077 - Well the guy was a wacko. 336 00:18:41,411 --> 00:18:43,038 They brought him in 13 years ago. 337 00:18:43,371 --> 00:18:45,040 His records were destroyed in a fire. 338 00:18:45,373 --> 00:18:47,751 All I know is that he saw something horrible and violent. 339 00:18:48,084 --> 00:18:50,378 And retreated completely into a psyche. 340 00:18:50,712 --> 00:18:52,047 - Is he capable of murder? 341 00:18:52,380 --> 00:18:55,634 - Well, he's catatonically introverted 342 00:18:55,967 --> 00:18:59,095 with undertones of psychotic schizophrenia. 343 00:18:59,429 --> 00:19:00,138 - What does that mean? 344 00:19:00,472 --> 00:19:01,514 - If you piss him off, run. 345 00:19:01,848 --> 00:19:02,891 - That's it. 346 00:19:03,224 --> 00:19:04,225 Thank you doctor. 347 00:19:04,559 --> 00:19:05,560 Doctor. 348 00:19:05,894 --> 00:19:06,311 - [Denton] No, on the other hand there could be a-- 349 00:19:06,645 --> 00:19:07,520 - [Chief] Doctor. 350 00:19:07,854 --> 00:19:09,105 - Now on the other hand I might have a few 351 00:19:09,439 --> 00:19:10,023 other theories that might be of interest to you. 352 00:19:10,357 --> 00:19:11,650 - [Chief] You're a great help! 353 00:19:11,983 --> 00:19:13,526 - Damn it Chief, the Lawnmower Killer is back 354 00:19:13,860 --> 00:19:15,070 and I'm gonna get him. 355 00:19:15,403 --> 00:19:16,488 Now I've got Olsen and Johnson waiting out in the hall 356 00:19:16,821 --> 00:19:17,739 waiting to stake out that school. 357 00:19:18,073 --> 00:19:19,491 All we needs a sign from you. 358 00:19:19,824 --> 00:19:21,159 Will you give me that sign Chief! 359 00:19:22,410 --> 00:19:24,704 (drum roll) 360 00:19:25,914 --> 00:19:26,665 Does that mean no? 361 00:19:29,250 --> 00:19:31,586 (solemn music) 362 00:19:34,089 --> 00:19:37,258 (detective speaking low) 363 00:19:40,679 --> 00:19:41,554 - Hey Harbinger, are you gonna get 364 00:19:41,888 --> 00:19:43,264 the Lawnmower maniac this year? 365 00:19:43,598 --> 00:19:45,100 - Harbinger, bust any lawnmowers lately? 366 00:19:45,433 --> 00:19:46,267 - Shouldn't you be staking out 367 00:19:46,601 --> 00:19:47,477 the pumpkin patch about now? 368 00:19:47,811 --> 00:19:49,145 - Harbinger, mow this! 369 00:19:49,479 --> 00:19:50,188 - Excuse me! 370 00:19:50,522 --> 00:19:51,272 - What do you want? 371 00:19:51,606 --> 00:19:52,190 - I need to talk to you about something 372 00:19:52,524 --> 00:19:53,566 that happened 13 years ago. 373 00:19:53,900 --> 00:19:56,194 It involves Halloween, and prom night, 374 00:19:56,528 --> 00:19:58,154 a lawnmower, a pumpkin head, 375 00:19:58,488 --> 00:20:00,073 and a large nose. 376 00:20:00,407 --> 00:20:01,116 - Buzz out of here wise guy! 377 00:20:01,449 --> 00:20:02,325 - No wait! 378 00:20:02,659 --> 00:20:04,202 Doesn't this ring a bell? 379 00:20:04,536 --> 00:20:08,790 (hums "Funeral March of a Marionette") 380 00:20:11,918 --> 00:20:14,921 (men laughing) 381 00:20:15,255 --> 00:20:17,298 - Laugh it off nimrod! 382 00:20:17,632 --> 00:20:18,258 (men imitate lawnmower) 383 00:20:18,591 --> 00:20:19,884 Alright, I'm warning you guys now! 384 00:20:20,218 --> 00:20:21,511 I've got your home address! 385 00:20:21,845 --> 00:20:23,388 I know where you live! 386 00:20:24,806 --> 00:20:26,099 Get out of here you weirdo. 387 00:20:31,813 --> 00:20:33,773 - No one ever listens to me. 388 00:20:34,107 --> 00:20:34,983 They'll be sorry. 389 00:20:37,235 --> 00:20:37,861 They'll see. 390 00:20:39,362 --> 00:20:40,113 They'll all see. 391 00:20:42,407 --> 00:20:44,200 - Science is a discipline which involves 392 00:20:44,534 --> 00:20:47,537 observational procedures, patterns of argument, 393 00:20:47,871 --> 00:20:49,497 and methods of presentation, 394 00:20:49,831 --> 00:20:53,877 and of course, careful calculations that are logical. 395 00:20:59,257 --> 00:21:01,384 (fly buzzing) 396 00:21:03,428 --> 00:21:05,889 (plate ringing) 397 00:21:07,223 --> 00:21:09,893 The concepts that matter is in continual motion 398 00:21:10,226 --> 00:21:12,020 must reveal over the concepts 399 00:21:12,353 --> 00:21:15,023 that matter is in a state of static equilibrium. 400 00:21:15,356 --> 00:21:17,859 Thus, as I am clearly demonstrating, 401 00:21:19,235 --> 00:21:20,320 I've got to immerse 402 00:21:20,653 --> 00:21:24,240 the molecular of starch of atoms in molecules 403 00:21:24,574 --> 00:21:26,451 may not be considered binding. 404 00:21:31,372 --> 00:21:32,957 Lola, if you please! 405 00:21:33,291 --> 00:21:38,046 (light upbeat music) (class cheering) 406 00:21:41,424 --> 00:21:42,342 Over here. 407 00:21:44,677 --> 00:21:45,303 Yeah. 408 00:21:45,637 --> 00:21:47,972 (blood splashing) 409 00:21:48,306 --> 00:21:48,932 What's happening? 410 00:21:50,308 --> 00:21:52,727 (teens moaning) 411 00:21:55,104 --> 00:21:56,940 - [Norman] Dr. Moreau's a great teacher. 412 00:21:57,273 --> 00:21:58,775 - He makes science so believable. 413 00:21:59,818 --> 00:22:01,110 I hear he has his own island. 414 00:22:02,403 --> 00:22:03,446 Not here Norman! 415 00:22:03,780 --> 00:22:05,365 What would people think? 416 00:22:05,698 --> 00:22:08,493 (teens moaning loudly) 417 00:22:09,869 --> 00:22:11,371 - See you at lunch Schlong? 418 00:22:11,704 --> 00:22:13,206 - Nah, I can't eat before the football game. 419 00:22:13,540 --> 00:22:14,958 I get cramps. 420 00:22:15,291 --> 00:22:16,709 - I don't know what you're so nervous about, 421 00:22:17,043 --> 00:22:20,088 De Palmas creamed you guys for the last 13 years. 422 00:22:20,421 --> 00:22:21,297 - Uh yeah? 423 00:22:21,631 --> 00:22:22,674 Well tonight's gonna be different. 424 00:22:23,007 --> 00:22:24,801 We're gonna tear 'em limb from limb. 425 00:22:25,134 --> 00:22:26,219 You know, Dr. Moreau was telling-- 426 00:22:26,553 --> 00:22:29,639 - Dr. Moreau made us swear never to tell living soul 427 00:22:29,973 --> 00:22:31,933 about the secret serum he's gonna give us. 428 00:22:32,267 --> 00:22:34,435 The serum that's gonna turn our team of pansies 429 00:22:34,769 --> 00:22:36,396 into a pack of wild animals. 430 00:22:36,729 --> 00:22:37,355 So shut up. 431 00:22:40,525 --> 00:22:41,192 - Sorry. 432 00:22:41,526 --> 00:22:42,318 - It's okay. 433 00:22:42,652 --> 00:22:43,236 - No, I apologize. 434 00:22:43,570 --> 00:22:44,237 - [Norman] It's okay. 435 00:22:44,571 --> 00:22:45,405 - No, now I feel very bad-- 436 00:22:45,738 --> 00:22:47,574 - Tony, it's okay. 437 00:22:47,907 --> 00:22:49,534 - [Norman] We'll see you girls later. 438 00:22:51,661 --> 00:22:53,621 (light music) 439 00:22:53,955 --> 00:22:55,456 - Sure, they laugh now, 440 00:22:57,166 --> 00:22:59,878 but they don't remember that fatal night 13 years ago. 441 00:23:00,211 --> 00:23:01,838 Something evil gripped this town. 442 00:23:02,839 --> 00:23:04,549 I need a coffee. 443 00:23:04,883 --> 00:23:07,385 That's when I started drinking. 444 00:23:09,137 --> 00:23:10,179 (slow paced music) 445 00:23:10,513 --> 00:23:12,265 I was just a rookie making my nightly rounds 446 00:23:12,599 --> 00:23:13,266 that evening when I saw a beautiful 447 00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:15,268 young girl in need of assistance. 448 00:23:21,065 --> 00:23:22,859 Oh she couldn't of been more than 15 or 16, 449 00:23:23,192 --> 00:23:25,361 but she was a whole woman. 450 00:23:26,654 --> 00:23:27,906 I looked over at her and noticed her 451 00:23:28,239 --> 00:23:29,782 pouting lips aching for mine. 452 00:23:31,242 --> 00:23:32,660 As I drove along, we didn't say much, 453 00:23:32,994 --> 00:23:34,704 but apparently she liked me. 454 00:23:36,039 --> 00:23:39,334 She hiked up her skirt inch by inch by inch 455 00:23:39,667 --> 00:23:41,961 revealing her creamy statutory thighs. 456 00:23:45,214 --> 00:23:47,675 I reached over and gently tweaked... 457 00:23:48,009 --> 00:23:50,386 No, no, no, that didn't really happen. 458 00:23:51,721 --> 00:23:52,764 The true story is this. 459 00:23:53,723 --> 00:23:55,475 I was working on a vice. 460 00:23:55,808 --> 00:23:56,476 Did some routine undercover work 461 00:23:56,809 --> 00:23:58,394 at the local massage parlor. 462 00:23:58,728 --> 00:23:59,228 No! 463 00:24:00,521 --> 00:24:01,397 "Bad Sergeant" she yelled as she cracked 464 00:24:01,731 --> 00:24:03,316 her whip across my back. 465 00:24:03,650 --> 00:24:05,360 I begged her to stop but she wouldn't. 466 00:24:05,693 --> 00:24:07,362 Pain surged through my body. 467 00:24:07,695 --> 00:24:09,614 Oh god, it was... (Harbinger screaming) 468 00:24:09,948 --> 00:24:11,491 No wait a minute, no, no. 469 00:24:11,824 --> 00:24:12,951 That didn't really happen either. 470 00:24:13,284 --> 00:24:14,827 No, the true story, 471 00:24:15,161 --> 00:24:17,538 and you gotta take my word for it this time, was this. 472 00:24:19,165 --> 00:24:21,167 The family was hysterical, the Rabbi was dead. 473 00:24:21,501 --> 00:24:23,336 I had to whip out my switch blade 474 00:24:23,670 --> 00:24:24,963 and circumcise that kid myself. 475 00:24:26,756 --> 00:24:28,424 God no, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 476 00:24:28,758 --> 00:24:29,968 Look, 477 00:24:30,301 --> 00:24:31,177 look, I'll give you the real true 478 00:24:31,511 --> 00:24:33,471 honest to god flashback right now. 479 00:24:33,805 --> 00:24:34,347 Yeah. 480 00:24:35,556 --> 00:24:37,141 Now what happened was, 481 00:24:37,475 --> 00:24:38,851 I was driving home late at night. 482 00:24:39,185 --> 00:24:41,229 It was after the policeman's Halloween Ball. 483 00:24:41,562 --> 00:24:42,605 Boy was I depressed. 484 00:24:43,940 --> 00:24:45,775 I had to go dressed as a damn clown. 485 00:24:46,109 --> 00:24:49,320 Maloni had stolen my costume that year. 486 00:24:49,654 --> 00:24:51,280 It was about midnight when I got the call. 487 00:24:51,614 --> 00:24:53,574 Some gruesome murder at the local high school. 488 00:24:53,908 --> 00:24:56,536 (siren blaring) 489 00:24:56,869 --> 00:24:58,621 It was the most grizzly thing I'd ever seen. 490 00:24:58,955 --> 00:24:59,831 Blood was everywhere. 491 00:25:00,164 --> 00:25:02,041 The bodies were unrecognizable. 492 00:25:02,375 --> 00:25:05,044 The weapon of death was a large gas-powered lawnmower. 493 00:25:05,378 --> 00:25:06,629 I was revolted. 494 00:25:06,963 --> 00:25:08,172 But you know what really pissed me off 495 00:25:08,506 --> 00:25:10,675 was Maloni standing there in my kangaroo suit. 496 00:25:11,009 --> 00:25:12,510 I was so upset that I volunteered 497 00:25:12,844 --> 00:25:14,387 for the job of breaking the news 498 00:25:14,721 --> 00:25:16,014 to one of the victims parents. 499 00:25:16,347 --> 00:25:17,807 A Doctor and Mrs. Graves. 500 00:25:19,809 --> 00:25:21,394 Telling parents that their child is dead 501 00:25:21,728 --> 00:25:24,439 is about the hardest thing I can think of. 502 00:25:24,772 --> 00:25:27,483 I still haven't figured out an easy way to do it. 503 00:25:27,817 --> 00:25:29,652 That's why I thought I'd ease on into it. 504 00:25:30,820 --> 00:25:31,487 Trick-or-treat. 505 00:25:32,780 --> 00:25:34,407 - Oh! 506 00:25:34,741 --> 00:25:36,951 Well here's a nice shiny red apple. 507 00:25:39,829 --> 00:25:40,955 - Police business. 508 00:25:41,289 --> 00:25:42,415 I'd like to have a few words with ya. 509 00:25:42,749 --> 00:25:43,583 - Oh I, 510 00:25:45,585 --> 00:25:46,252 I... 511 00:25:49,922 --> 00:25:51,132 - Look, if it's about the razor blades 512 00:25:51,466 --> 00:25:53,259 in the apples again, it was an accident. 513 00:25:53,593 --> 00:25:55,053 I was shaving over the fruit and one of them dropped in. 514 00:25:55,386 --> 00:25:56,054 I'm sorry about the little boy 515 00:25:56,387 --> 00:25:57,513 and it won't happen again. 516 00:25:58,723 --> 00:26:00,349 Get the apple back. 517 00:26:00,683 --> 00:26:02,018 - I'm afraid this is more important than that. 518 00:26:02,351 --> 00:26:02,977 - Look out! 519 00:26:03,311 --> 00:26:03,853 Over there! 520 00:26:06,689 --> 00:26:07,732 (glass shattering) 521 00:26:08,066 --> 00:26:09,776 I'm sorry, what were you saying? 522 00:26:10,735 --> 00:26:12,653 - About your daughter. 523 00:26:12,987 --> 00:26:14,155 - Pam, what about her? 524 00:26:15,490 --> 00:26:16,282 - Well I don't know how to tell you this, 525 00:26:16,616 --> 00:26:17,950 so I'll just have to be blunt. 526 00:26:18,284 --> 00:26:19,660 Pam's been murdered. 527 00:26:19,994 --> 00:26:21,954 And your other daughter Mary, she saw the whole thing. 528 00:26:22,288 --> 00:26:23,456 She's bound to be screwed up by the terrible 529 00:26:23,790 --> 00:26:26,501 images she must carry with her for the rest of her life. 530 00:26:26,834 --> 00:26:27,960 (both parents gasp) 531 00:26:28,294 --> 00:26:28,836 - Oh! 532 00:26:29,962 --> 00:26:30,713 - Look, I'm sorry. 533 00:26:33,674 --> 00:26:35,760 If it's any consolation... 534 00:26:38,596 --> 00:26:39,263 See. 535 00:26:43,267 --> 00:26:44,227 See, once again. 536 00:26:45,686 --> 00:26:48,189 (woman gasping) 537 00:26:48,523 --> 00:26:49,857 See, it's a giraffe. 538 00:26:51,567 --> 00:26:53,236 Cute little devil huh? 539 00:26:53,569 --> 00:26:56,280 (woman screaming) 540 00:26:56,614 --> 00:26:57,698 That was 13 years ago 541 00:26:58,032 --> 00:27:00,576 and I remember it just like it was yesterday. 542 00:27:00,910 --> 00:27:03,246 (cans clanking) 543 00:27:06,249 --> 00:27:07,416 Let them laugh all they want. 544 00:27:07,750 --> 00:27:10,336 I'm gonna solve this case if it kills me. 545 00:27:10,670 --> 00:27:11,504 I've got a picture of every dip 546 00:27:11,838 --> 00:27:13,172 that's come into this lawnmower shop 547 00:27:13,506 --> 00:27:14,924 for the last 13 years. 548 00:27:20,221 --> 00:27:22,640 One of these dips is the Lawnmower Killer. 549 00:27:31,023 --> 00:27:33,359 A man can only take so much shit 550 00:27:33,693 --> 00:27:35,695 before he has to start throwing some of it back. 551 00:27:38,614 --> 00:27:40,616 I think I know just where to start. 552 00:27:40,950 --> 00:27:43,035 The perverted school gardener Deke. 553 00:27:44,871 --> 00:27:46,706 Have you ever seen this man before? 554 00:27:49,458 --> 00:27:50,668 - No. 555 00:27:51,002 --> 00:27:52,795 Have you ever seen this woman before! 556 00:27:54,213 --> 00:27:57,675 - Look, I'm not here to play games with you Deke! 557 00:27:58,843 --> 00:27:59,969 - That's Zeke. 558 00:28:00,303 --> 00:28:01,179 - So don't pretend you don't know what I'm here for! 559 00:28:01,512 --> 00:28:02,805 - Well, let me guess. 560 00:28:03,139 --> 00:28:05,057 This is the classic cast suspicion 561 00:28:05,391 --> 00:28:06,559 on perverted school gardener scene? 562 00:28:06,893 --> 00:28:07,768 - Oh you got it Deke! 563 00:28:08,102 --> 00:28:08,561 - Zeke! 564 00:28:08,895 --> 00:28:10,104 - Whatever. 565 00:28:10,438 --> 00:28:12,690 Let's just remember I'm onto you. 566 00:28:13,024 --> 00:28:15,318 You step out of line I'll be there. 567 00:28:15,651 --> 00:28:17,737 You make a wrong move, I'll be there. 568 00:28:18,070 --> 00:28:19,906 You take your clothes off, I'll be there. 569 00:28:25,870 --> 00:28:27,330 (door slams) 570 00:28:27,663 --> 00:28:29,790 - This day is lasting forever. 571 00:28:30,124 --> 00:28:33,127 It seems like an eternity until tonight. 572 00:28:34,503 --> 00:28:36,589 - The hours seem like days. - Oh yes. 573 00:28:36,923 --> 00:28:38,674 - [Mary] The minutes seem like hours. 574 00:28:39,008 --> 00:28:40,676 - The seconds seem like, like-- 575 00:28:41,010 --> 00:28:42,720 - A long time. 576 00:28:43,054 --> 00:28:45,514 - Mary, tonight'll be the first time we've ever, 577 00:28:45,848 --> 00:28:47,934 well, we've ever had a chance to-- 578 00:28:48,267 --> 00:28:48,935 - Pork. 579 00:28:49,268 --> 00:28:52,021 (Norman revving up) 580 00:28:53,397 --> 00:28:54,065 Norman! 581 00:28:58,903 --> 00:29:00,279 - I'm sorry, I'm sorry! 582 00:29:00,613 --> 00:29:01,822 I just got excited for a second. 583 00:29:03,491 --> 00:29:05,826 You didn't tell anybody about my problem did you? 584 00:29:06,160 --> 00:29:07,328 - No, of course not. 585 00:29:07,662 --> 00:29:08,496 What's the matter? 586 00:29:08,829 --> 00:29:09,789 Don't you trust me? 587 00:29:10,122 --> 00:29:11,874 - Oh I'm sorry Mary, of course I trust you. 588 00:29:12,208 --> 00:29:14,585 And I'm really honored that you're still a virgin. 589 00:29:17,880 --> 00:29:20,883 Oh, Tony's in the pea soup again. 590 00:29:21,217 --> 00:29:23,803 (ominous music) 591 00:29:30,977 --> 00:29:33,104 (Tony spitting) 592 00:29:33,437 --> 00:29:34,063 - It's good stuff. 593 00:29:35,982 --> 00:29:38,693 (ominous music) 594 00:29:41,988 --> 00:29:44,740 ("Funeral March of a Marionette") 595 00:29:45,074 --> 00:29:47,827 (elephant trumpets) 596 00:29:56,085 --> 00:29:57,753 - Well, well, well, Dick Harbinger back again 597 00:29:58,087 --> 00:30:01,173 this year to get all hot about Lawnmower Killer I suppose. 598 00:30:01,507 --> 00:30:02,550 Well I have a lot more important things 599 00:30:02,883 --> 00:30:04,385 to get all hot about then that. 600 00:30:04,719 --> 00:30:05,720 Take a look at this young man here. 601 00:30:06,053 --> 00:30:08,472 Take a good long look at the sinner. 602 00:30:08,806 --> 00:30:09,890 Are you listening sinner? 603 00:30:10,224 --> 00:30:10,683 - Yes. 604 00:30:11,017 --> 00:30:11,684 - Yes. 605 00:30:12,018 --> 00:30:12,977 A perfect example of today's depraved youth. 606 00:30:13,311 --> 00:30:15,396 Yes, reduced by societies wanton lust 607 00:30:15,730 --> 00:30:16,689 to nothing more than a pleasure seeking animal. 608 00:30:17,023 --> 00:30:18,357 Sure. 609 00:30:18,691 --> 00:30:20,443 When he's hungry he eats, when he's tired he sleeps, 610 00:30:20,776 --> 00:30:22,445 and when he gets aroused, hoo! 611 00:30:22,778 --> 00:30:23,696 I don't even like to think about it. 612 00:30:24,030 --> 00:30:25,489 Yes, who can turn back the tide of this 613 00:30:25,823 --> 00:30:26,741 rising boys hot blood? 614 00:30:27,074 --> 00:30:29,201 Who can quell his thriving passions? 615 00:30:29,535 --> 00:30:31,370 His parents couldn't clamp down. 616 00:30:31,704 --> 00:30:33,122 Society couldn't clamp down. 617 00:30:33,456 --> 00:30:36,459 But I, Harry Palms shall clamp on down. 618 00:30:36,792 --> 00:30:37,585 (boy screaming) 619 00:30:37,918 --> 00:30:39,128 Yes we shall. 620 00:30:39,462 --> 00:30:41,881 What better way to stop a vice than rid a vice? 621 00:30:42,214 --> 00:30:42,673 Are you a sinner! 622 00:30:43,007 --> 00:30:43,632 - Yes I am! 623 00:30:43,966 --> 00:30:44,425 - Do you repent of your sins? 624 00:30:44,759 --> 00:30:45,718 - Yes I do, Mr. Palm. 625 00:30:46,052 --> 00:30:46,886 (bones cracking) (boy gasps) 626 00:30:47,219 --> 00:30:47,928 Whoa! 627 00:30:48,262 --> 00:30:49,013 Look at him now. 628 00:30:49,347 --> 00:30:52,433 Yes, gentle as a lamb and blank as a fart. 629 00:30:54,060 --> 00:30:57,355 - How'd a gonad like you ever become vice principal? 630 00:30:57,688 --> 00:30:58,230 - That's a good question my boy. 631 00:30:58,564 --> 00:30:59,732 It's a good question. 632 00:31:00,066 --> 00:31:01,192 Because I'm a man who understands 633 00:31:01,525 --> 00:31:02,485 the vice and corruption among our 634 00:31:02,818 --> 00:31:03,402 young men and women today. 635 00:31:03,736 --> 00:31:04,737 Yes I do. 636 00:31:05,071 --> 00:31:06,072 Why I've read about it, I've lectured about it, 637 00:31:06,405 --> 00:31:06,906 I've taught about it, I've watched it all over. 638 00:31:07,239 --> 00:31:07,865 Yes, look it! 639 00:31:08,199 --> 00:31:09,825 I've even confiscated these 313 pairs 640 00:31:10,159 --> 00:31:11,035 of delicious panties. 641 00:31:11,369 --> 00:31:13,412 Yes, I have whips, chains, leather garters, 642 00:31:13,746 --> 00:31:16,123 and even my own flock of adorable young sheep. 643 00:31:16,457 --> 00:31:18,918 Yes, you ask me how this gonad got to be vice principal, 644 00:31:19,251 --> 00:31:19,794 I'll tell ya. 645 00:31:20,127 --> 00:31:21,837 Experience, I know vice. 646 00:31:23,214 --> 00:31:25,800 - Damn it Harry Palms, we gotta killer loose around here 647 00:31:26,133 --> 00:31:28,636 and I wanna know what the hell you're gonna do about it! 648 00:31:32,431 --> 00:31:33,808 - Can I be frank, Dick? 649 00:31:34,141 --> 00:31:35,017 - Well sure, Frank. 650 00:31:36,394 --> 00:31:37,978 - Let me tell you frankly Dick, I'm just bored, 651 00:31:38,312 --> 00:31:40,815 bored, bored, bored with this lawnmower crap 652 00:31:41,148 --> 00:31:42,066 you've been giving me every year. 653 00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:43,150 I'm sick of it to death. 654 00:31:43,484 --> 00:31:44,110 Yes you're not a believer. 655 00:31:44,443 --> 00:31:44,985 I can see it in your eyes. 656 00:31:45,319 --> 00:31:46,278 I know it all. 657 00:31:46,612 --> 00:31:47,905 It's a wives tale this lawnmower thing. 658 00:31:48,239 --> 00:31:48,823 Why I know this school like I know 659 00:31:49,156 --> 00:31:50,991 the back of my hand. 660 00:31:51,325 --> 00:31:51,992 You don't have faith, you just trust in me. 661 00:31:52,326 --> 00:31:53,077 I could help you. 662 00:31:53,411 --> 00:31:54,036 I could help you become a believer. 663 00:31:54,370 --> 00:31:54,912 I could lay hands on your head. 664 00:31:55,246 --> 00:31:55,788 I'd love that. 665 00:31:56,122 --> 00:31:56,831 - Uh huh. 666 00:31:57,164 --> 00:31:59,375 - Am I getting through to you? 667 00:31:59,708 --> 00:32:01,919 (teens snoring) 668 00:32:20,855 --> 00:32:24,942 ("Funeral March of a Marionette") 669 00:32:43,878 --> 00:32:46,422 (Mary screaming) 670 00:32:55,264 --> 00:32:57,892 (whistle blowing) 671 00:33:07,860 --> 00:33:09,111 - [Everyone] What? 672 00:33:10,446 --> 00:33:13,115 - Another lawnmower nightmare Ms. Graves? 673 00:33:14,241 --> 00:33:15,409 Don't you think it's about time 674 00:33:15,743 --> 00:33:17,620 you got over this silly lawnmower phobia of yours? 675 00:33:18,871 --> 00:33:20,080 I realize you're bound to be screwed up 676 00:33:20,414 --> 00:33:21,790 by the terrible images you'll carry around 677 00:33:22,124 --> 00:33:23,042 with you the rest of your life, 678 00:33:23,375 --> 00:33:25,169 but if one can't sleep in the library 679 00:33:25,503 --> 00:33:26,962 without being disturbed, 680 00:33:27,296 --> 00:33:29,048 where can one sleep? 681 00:33:29,381 --> 00:33:31,258 I think you owe the entire library an apology. 682 00:33:36,096 --> 00:33:36,972 - [Mary] I'm sorry. 683 00:33:41,519 --> 00:33:45,606 ("Funeral March of a Marionette") 684 00:33:47,149 --> 00:33:47,942 - Norman. 685 00:33:48,275 --> 00:33:49,068 Hey, tell me what's my combination? 686 00:33:49,401 --> 00:33:51,153 - Yeah, it's 13, 13, 13. 687 00:33:51,487 --> 00:33:52,655 - Can you repeat that? 688 00:33:52,988 --> 00:33:54,490 -13, 13, 13. 689 00:33:54,823 --> 00:33:57,159 - [Tony] Okay, thanks a lot man. 690 00:33:58,661 --> 00:33:59,787 - Guess who? 691 00:34:00,120 --> 00:34:01,372 - Alright alright, who, guess who. 692 00:34:01,705 --> 00:34:02,164 Go ahead. 693 00:34:02,498 --> 00:34:03,249 - No, guess who. 694 00:34:03,582 --> 00:34:04,041 - [Tony] Who what? 695 00:34:04,375 --> 00:34:05,626 - What? 696 00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:06,418 - [Tony] Who? 697 00:34:06,752 --> 00:34:07,670 - Where? 698 00:34:08,003 --> 00:34:08,587 - I don't know where, I don't know who, 699 00:34:08,921 --> 00:34:09,755 the lawnmower killer alright. 700 00:34:10,089 --> 00:34:10,714 (Mary screams) 701 00:34:11,048 --> 00:34:12,716 - Where! Where! 702 00:34:13,050 --> 00:34:16,303 - Boy Tony, you really pulled a boner on that one. 703 00:34:17,388 --> 00:34:19,348 How can you be such a geek? 704 00:34:19,682 --> 00:34:20,182 - That's Zeke! 705 00:34:20,516 --> 00:34:22,017 - Oh whatever. 706 00:34:22,351 --> 00:34:25,271 How can you forget that it was Mary's sister Pam 707 00:34:25,604 --> 00:34:26,939 who got chopped up into hamburger meat 708 00:34:27,273 --> 00:34:29,733 by that fiend right before her eyes 709 00:34:30,067 --> 00:34:31,860 and she's bound to be screwed up 710 00:34:32,194 --> 00:34:33,737 by the images she must carry around with her 711 00:34:34,071 --> 00:34:35,573 the rest of her life? 712 00:34:35,906 --> 00:34:37,157 - I really apologize. 713 00:34:38,117 --> 00:34:38,993 - That's okay. 714 00:34:39,326 --> 00:34:39,994 - I don't mean it. 715 00:34:40,327 --> 00:34:40,744 I'm sick. 716 00:34:41,078 --> 00:34:42,746 - Forget it Tony. 717 00:34:43,080 --> 00:34:45,708 - I really feel sick that you're sick about this so I'm-- 718 00:34:46,041 --> 00:34:47,251 - Tony! 719 00:34:47,585 --> 00:34:48,419 It's alright! 720 00:34:50,212 --> 00:34:51,463 - I'm sorry. 721 00:34:51,797 --> 00:34:54,049 (gentle music) 722 00:34:55,676 --> 00:34:56,552 (Mary screaming) 723 00:34:56,885 --> 00:34:59,638 - [Norman] Oh my god. 724 00:34:59,972 --> 00:35:01,140 - What, what, what! 725 00:35:03,309 --> 00:35:04,018 My god! 726 00:35:04,351 --> 00:35:05,269 Stand back! 727 00:35:14,903 --> 00:35:17,281 (gun firing) 728 00:35:21,660 --> 00:35:22,870 Out of bullets. 729 00:35:25,205 --> 00:35:26,915 (ominous music) 730 00:35:27,249 --> 00:35:28,125 - What is it? 731 00:35:38,218 --> 00:35:39,470 - [Dick] A baby lawnmower. 732 00:35:41,180 --> 00:35:42,306 - Who would do such a thing! 733 00:35:43,599 --> 00:35:44,183 - [Dick] Oh darling. 734 00:35:44,516 --> 00:35:45,309 - Hey! 735 00:35:46,685 --> 00:35:48,479 - You'd be surprised the depths of depravity 736 00:35:48,812 --> 00:35:50,439 some people would seem to... 737 00:35:52,024 --> 00:35:55,027 (bald man chuckling) 738 00:35:59,782 --> 00:36:02,576 (bald man laughing) 739 00:36:06,789 --> 00:36:09,208 Don't even mess with me hood. 740 00:36:10,918 --> 00:36:13,170 (Perky music) 741 00:36:15,506 --> 00:36:16,715 Hey! 742 00:36:17,049 --> 00:36:18,008 Hey come back! 743 00:36:19,093 --> 00:36:20,135 Come back, stop! 744 00:36:21,428 --> 00:36:22,096 Wait! 745 00:36:24,014 --> 00:36:24,682 Halt! 746 00:36:25,766 --> 00:36:28,977 (bowling pins falling) 747 00:36:32,272 --> 00:36:33,607 (engine revving) 748 00:36:33,941 --> 00:36:36,193 - Most accidents are caused by nothing 749 00:36:36,527 --> 00:36:38,404 more than carelessness! 750 00:36:38,737 --> 00:36:41,323 And a lack of respect for common courtesy! 751 00:36:43,659 --> 00:36:45,035 Hey man, what are you doing? 752 00:36:45,369 --> 00:36:45,828 - [Male] Go on man. 753 00:36:46,161 --> 00:36:47,037 Hey man, stop! 754 00:36:47,371 --> 00:36:48,789 - [Teacher] What're you doing man? 755 00:36:49,123 --> 00:36:52,292 (car screeching) 756 00:36:52,626 --> 00:36:54,670 - [Dick] Move out of the way! 757 00:36:56,964 --> 00:36:59,925 - [Male] Where the hell are ya going! 758 00:37:19,403 --> 00:37:22,114 (Rosie moaning) 759 00:37:25,909 --> 00:37:28,495 (male screaming) 760 00:37:33,333 --> 00:37:35,335 (girls giggling) 761 00:37:35,669 --> 00:37:36,253 - Touchdown! 762 00:37:48,932 --> 00:37:50,809 - Pretty handy with the car big guy. 763 00:37:53,687 --> 00:37:55,105 I admire a man who knows how to put 764 00:37:55,439 --> 00:37:57,608 424 cubic inches of hot 765 00:37:58,776 --> 00:38:00,527 pounding pistols in its place. 766 00:38:00,861 --> 00:38:02,613 - Oh, so do I little girl. 767 00:38:02,946 --> 00:38:05,282 (Bambi purring) 768 00:38:35,270 --> 00:38:36,522 - [Rosie] Oh Tony! 769 00:38:43,153 --> 00:38:46,156 (everyone screaming) 770 00:38:58,919 --> 00:39:00,212 - Get back down! 771 00:39:01,839 --> 00:39:04,299 (car exploding) 772 00:39:13,684 --> 00:39:14,351 - Wow. 773 00:39:26,321 --> 00:39:27,489 I guess a big guy like you 774 00:39:27,823 --> 00:39:30,576 already has a date for the Halloween Pumpkin Prom huh? 775 00:39:30,909 --> 00:39:32,995 - Yes sweet cheeks, I got a date alright. 776 00:39:33,328 --> 00:39:33,871 With destiny. 777 00:39:44,256 --> 00:39:47,259 (everyone screaming) 778 00:39:49,219 --> 00:39:50,721 - Tony it's never been that good. 779 00:39:54,391 --> 00:39:55,100 Ever. 780 00:39:55,434 --> 00:39:56,560 - Yeah, I'll give it a seven. 781 00:39:56,894 --> 00:39:57,603 Alright sweetheart? 782 00:40:01,064 --> 00:40:03,650 (sirens blaring) 783 00:40:12,117 --> 00:40:16,997 (mom humming "Funeral March of a Marionette") 784 00:40:18,290 --> 00:40:19,917 - Damien, how many times I have told you 785 00:40:20,250 --> 00:40:21,585 this is not a toy! 786 00:40:21,919 --> 00:40:23,003 (loud shattering) 787 00:40:23,337 --> 00:40:24,212 Who is it? 788 00:40:24,546 --> 00:40:25,088 Just a moment. 789 00:40:27,299 --> 00:40:29,968 (Damien laughing) 790 00:40:32,554 --> 00:40:37,434 (dramatic music) (mom screaming) 791 00:40:38,977 --> 00:40:40,479 - Darling, I'm very busy. 792 00:40:40,812 --> 00:40:41,980 I'm stitching up Mr. Cooper. 793 00:40:42,314 --> 00:40:43,941 He just had a hysterectomy. 794 00:40:44,274 --> 00:40:46,151 - [Intercom] Dr. Graves, Dr. Graves, 795 00:40:46,485 --> 00:40:47,486 Mrs. Cooper is ready for her 796 00:40:47,819 --> 00:40:50,322 hysterectomy in Operating Room 13. 797 00:40:50,656 --> 00:40:51,490 We're waiting for you. 798 00:40:54,534 --> 00:40:56,453 - I'm sorry darling, go ahead. 799 00:40:56,787 --> 00:40:58,789 - It was thrown right through the front window 800 00:40:59,122 --> 00:41:00,290 with a note attached. 801 00:41:00,624 --> 00:41:02,751 It says, "It's Halloween, it's prom night. 802 00:41:03,085 --> 00:41:04,836 "There's a psycho loose, so don't open the door, 803 00:41:05,170 --> 00:41:06,463 "don't answer the phone, don't look in the attic, 804 00:41:06,797 --> 00:41:08,799 "don't go to the bathroom, don't go into the ocean, 805 00:41:09,132 --> 00:41:10,342 "and don't go into space 'cause no one 806 00:41:10,676 --> 00:41:12,219 "can hear you scream. 807 00:41:12,552 --> 00:41:14,888 "Signed, a friend." 808 00:41:15,222 --> 00:41:16,223 - Marge! 809 00:41:16,556 --> 00:41:17,474 You can't go into a tizzy every time 810 00:41:17,808 --> 00:41:19,476 some nut throws a lawnmower through the window! 811 00:41:19,810 --> 00:41:22,396 Take two aspirin, call me in the morning. 812 00:41:22,729 --> 00:41:25,524 (phone dial tone) 813 00:41:35,492 --> 00:41:38,829 (people chattering) 814 00:41:39,162 --> 00:41:40,831 - I don't know why we bother to suit up anymore. 815 00:41:41,164 --> 00:41:42,040 - Yeah, I know what you're talking about. 816 00:41:42,374 --> 00:41:43,417 We haven't won a game in the 817 00:41:43,750 --> 00:41:45,419 13 years I've been a senior you know. 818 00:41:45,752 --> 00:41:48,130 - What is that coming out of your locker? 819 00:41:48,463 --> 00:41:48,922 (ominous music) 820 00:41:49,256 --> 00:41:49,756 What the hell? 821 00:41:50,966 --> 00:41:51,633 - Now stand back. 822 00:41:51,967 --> 00:41:52,926 - Don't touch it! 823 00:41:53,260 --> 00:41:54,261 - Just stand back. - What is it! 824 00:41:54,594 --> 00:41:55,053 - Relax, stand back. - Don't touch it! 825 00:41:55,387 --> 00:41:56,430 - [Norman] What is it? 826 00:41:56,763 --> 00:41:57,222 - Just stand back. - Don't touch it! 827 00:41:57,556 --> 00:41:58,181 - [Norman] What is it! 828 00:41:58,515 --> 00:41:59,516 - Stand back, it's my locker! 829 00:42:00,100 --> 00:42:00,684 Relax. 830 00:42:04,730 --> 00:42:05,647 - What is it? 831 00:42:12,404 --> 00:42:15,073 (locker growling) 832 00:42:18,785 --> 00:42:21,621 (dramatic music) 833 00:42:22,748 --> 00:42:25,709 (everyone screaming) 834 00:42:27,961 --> 00:42:30,714 - It's just a pair of my old gym socks. 835 00:42:31,048 --> 00:42:31,965 I must of left them in there too long. 836 00:42:32,299 --> 00:42:33,717 - [Norman] It's just like you Tony. 837 00:42:35,093 --> 00:42:36,636 - I'm telling you Chief, he's back. 838 00:42:36,970 --> 00:42:38,013 I saw him and I chased him. 839 00:42:38,346 --> 00:42:39,473 Now we gotta get some down here right away. 840 00:42:39,806 --> 00:42:41,224 - [Chief] Harbinger, I don't want anymore of your-- 841 00:42:41,558 --> 00:42:42,100 - Look Chief. 842 00:42:43,727 --> 00:42:46,229 I pulled this lawnmower out of a girls locker today. 843 00:42:46,563 --> 00:42:47,147 (male tapping) 844 00:42:47,481 --> 00:42:48,565 I'll be off in a minute buddy. 845 00:42:49,983 --> 00:42:52,402 Chief, now I've got suspects all over the place here. 846 00:42:52,736 --> 00:42:53,570 The Geek. 847 00:42:53,904 --> 00:42:54,613 - That's Zeke! 848 00:42:55,906 --> 00:42:56,656 - The Looney. 849 00:42:56,990 --> 00:42:58,366 A weirdo. 850 00:42:58,700 --> 00:42:59,201 A jock. 851 00:43:00,827 --> 00:43:02,662 I even began to worry about my own son, Little Dick. 852 00:43:03,914 --> 00:43:06,833 Chief, this is a matter of life and death. 853 00:43:07,167 --> 00:43:08,710 I don't know what's the matter with you guys down there. 854 00:43:09,044 --> 00:43:12,506 - [Chief] Harbinger, this is the work of a werewolf. 855 00:43:12,839 --> 00:43:13,840 That's right. 856 00:43:14,174 --> 00:43:15,217 Now we're gonna find the werewolf 857 00:43:15,550 --> 00:43:16,635 and get a conviction from him. 858 00:43:16,968 --> 00:43:20,514 Fact is, tactical squad is out looking for him in the woods. 859 00:43:22,808 --> 00:43:23,892 - [Bambi] What's wrong Mary? 860 00:43:25,477 --> 00:43:28,563 - I'm just allergic to these damn pom poms. 861 00:43:28,897 --> 00:43:29,815 - I know that's not it. 862 00:43:31,817 --> 00:43:33,401 - I'm scared about tonight. 863 00:43:34,361 --> 00:43:35,570 - About making it with Norman 864 00:43:35,904 --> 00:43:37,614 or getting hacked up by the lawnmower killer? 865 00:43:37,948 --> 00:43:38,657 - Or both? 866 00:43:38,990 --> 00:43:42,327 - No, I'm gonna miss cheerleading. 867 00:43:42,661 --> 00:43:43,453 It's our last game. 868 00:43:43,787 --> 00:43:44,246 ("Graduation March") 869 00:43:44,579 --> 00:43:46,623 We're seniors guys. 870 00:43:46,957 --> 00:43:49,292 We're young, pretty, popular, 871 00:43:49,626 --> 00:43:51,503 white Anglo-Saxon protestants. 872 00:43:52,587 --> 00:43:54,464 Cheerleading is all we know. 873 00:43:54,798 --> 00:43:57,884 But after tonight our creamy white thighs, 874 00:43:58,218 --> 00:44:01,346 sparkling smiles, and pouting breasts 875 00:44:02,305 --> 00:44:03,306 won't mean shit. 876 00:44:06,351 --> 00:44:08,687 (girls crying) 877 00:44:13,441 --> 00:44:15,360 Let's not let our bleak future 878 00:44:15,694 --> 00:44:17,571 put a damper on our spirit. 879 00:44:17,904 --> 00:44:19,239 We're gonna go out there tonight 880 00:44:19,573 --> 00:44:21,199 and come back (chimes chiming) a star. 881 00:44:27,789 --> 00:44:28,456 Let's go. 882 00:44:29,749 --> 00:44:30,417 - Ready? 883 00:44:30,750 --> 00:44:31,293 - Ready. 884 00:44:45,348 --> 00:44:48,226 - I promised you that when I took over this team last year 885 00:44:48,560 --> 00:44:51,688 that our record of zero wins, 886 00:44:52,022 --> 00:44:53,648 113 losses had to stop. 887 00:44:54,900 --> 00:44:56,735 Tonight my pets, 888 00:44:57,068 --> 00:44:58,570 I mean men, 889 00:44:58,904 --> 00:45:01,781 I'm going to keep that promise. 890 00:45:02,115 --> 00:45:04,242 You have received the benefit 891 00:45:04,576 --> 00:45:08,538 of 25 years of scientific experimentation. 892 00:45:08,872 --> 00:45:09,414 - Ow! 893 00:45:17,923 --> 00:45:21,551 - Football is a game that requires courage, guts. 894 00:45:21,885 --> 00:45:22,385 Nein, nein. 895 00:45:23,887 --> 00:45:24,971 Determination. 896 00:45:25,305 --> 00:45:28,058 But most important of all, confidence. 897 00:45:28,391 --> 00:45:30,810 Savage, animal confidence. 898 00:45:31,144 --> 00:45:33,146 To do a thing, you must first know 899 00:45:33,480 --> 00:45:34,397 what that thing is. 900 00:45:34,731 --> 00:45:36,483 Once you know what that thing is, 901 00:45:36,816 --> 00:45:38,652 you must believe with all your heart 902 00:45:38,985 --> 00:45:39,903 and soul that it can be done! 903 00:45:40,237 --> 00:45:41,821 Once you believe that it can be done, 904 00:45:42,155 --> 00:45:43,281 next, you must get up and do it! 905 00:45:43,615 --> 00:45:45,575 And that it is this game! 906 00:45:45,909 --> 00:45:46,826 We are going to win this game. 907 00:45:47,160 --> 00:45:47,744 Why? 908 00:45:48,078 --> 00:45:49,371 Because we have confidence. 909 00:45:49,704 --> 00:45:50,747 We have the desire! 910 00:45:51,081 --> 00:45:51,998 We have the determination! 911 00:45:52,332 --> 00:45:53,750 And most important of all, 912 00:45:54,084 --> 00:45:56,294 we have me, Dr. Mangler! 913 00:45:56,628 --> 00:45:57,754 I mean Dr. Moreau. 914 00:45:58,838 --> 00:46:00,882 Now, let's get out on that field 915 00:46:01,216 --> 00:46:03,134 and show them what we are made of. 916 00:46:03,468 --> 00:46:04,761 Are we tough? 917 00:46:05,095 --> 00:46:05,887 Are we mean? 918 00:46:06,221 --> 00:46:07,764 Are we animals! 919 00:46:09,015 --> 00:46:10,934 Let's get out on the field 920 00:46:11,268 --> 00:46:13,520 and tear them limb from limb! 921 00:46:19,985 --> 00:46:21,903 Men, let's go. 922 00:46:22,237 --> 00:46:26,074 Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, 923 00:46:26,408 --> 00:46:31,037 let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go! 924 00:46:33,957 --> 00:46:36,626 (wall shattering) 925 00:46:43,133 --> 00:46:46,928 - [Male] I am not a mascot, I am a human being! 926 00:46:48,263 --> 00:46:52,350 ("Funeral March of a Marionette") 927 00:46:58,857 --> 00:47:00,483 - Thanks for the lift! 928 00:47:08,908 --> 00:47:09,743 Hi mom. 929 00:47:10,076 --> 00:47:10,910 - Hi dear. 930 00:47:11,244 --> 00:47:12,954 Anything happen at school today? 931 00:47:13,288 --> 00:47:13,747 - No. 932 00:47:14,080 --> 00:47:14,831 I mean like, nothing. 933 00:47:15,165 --> 00:47:17,292 Same old boring routine. 934 00:47:17,625 --> 00:47:18,626 - [Mom] How was the game? 935 00:47:18,960 --> 00:47:19,502 - Oh gah! 936 00:47:21,087 --> 00:47:24,215 It was like totally totally weird! 937 00:47:24,549 --> 00:47:25,925 I mean like, I just couldn't believe it. 938 00:47:26,259 --> 00:47:27,635 I mean you know, like, we won for the 939 00:47:27,969 --> 00:47:29,763 first time in 13 years. 940 00:47:30,096 --> 00:47:31,848 Our boys ate them up. 941 00:47:32,182 --> 00:47:33,058 - That's nice. 942 00:47:33,391 --> 00:47:35,810 Oh, there was a phone message for you. 943 00:47:36,144 --> 00:47:36,895 - Oh wow. 944 00:47:37,228 --> 00:47:37,687 From Norman? 945 00:47:38,021 --> 00:47:39,731 - Oh wow, he didn't say. 946 00:47:40,065 --> 00:47:41,649 - Oh come on mom. 947 00:47:41,983 --> 00:47:43,818 What did he say? 948 00:47:44,152 --> 00:47:47,280 - Well, at first it goes like... 949 00:47:47,614 --> 00:47:49,824 Well, at first he goes, 950 00:47:50,158 --> 00:47:53,828 "Your daughters gonna die tonight!" 951 00:47:54,162 --> 00:47:56,081 Then he says, (moaning). 952 00:48:01,044 --> 00:48:03,671 (mom laughing) 953 00:48:05,673 --> 00:48:06,424 - Oh wow. 954 00:48:07,384 --> 00:48:08,760 Far out. 955 00:48:09,094 --> 00:48:10,053 - Friend of yours dear? 956 00:48:10,970 --> 00:48:11,971 - Probably. 957 00:48:12,305 --> 00:48:13,473 (loud clashing) 958 00:48:13,807 --> 00:48:15,767 - It must be that devil in the attic again. 959 00:48:17,018 --> 00:48:19,312 - I'll go all by myself and check it out. 960 00:48:19,646 --> 00:48:20,730 - Oh, good idea darling. 961 00:48:22,565 --> 00:48:24,943 (cat growling) 962 00:48:28,446 --> 00:48:30,907 (ominous music) 963 00:48:54,347 --> 00:48:57,559 (ghostly winds) 964 00:48:57,892 --> 00:48:59,644 - [Damien] Come on Mary. 965 00:49:09,779 --> 00:49:10,947 - Damn it Damien. 966 00:49:11,281 --> 00:49:11,865 How many times have I told you 967 00:49:12,198 --> 00:49:13,700 to stay out of the attic? 968 00:49:14,033 --> 00:49:14,742 - [Damien] Telegram. 969 00:49:20,457 --> 00:49:22,333 - "Darling, have a wonderful time 970 00:49:22,667 --> 00:49:24,461 "at the Halloween Pumpkin Prom. 971 00:49:24,794 --> 00:49:25,879 "See you soon. 972 00:49:26,212 --> 00:49:28,256 "Yours truly, El Diablo." 973 00:49:28,590 --> 00:49:30,925 (ominous music) 974 00:49:37,515 --> 00:49:40,810 (footsteps approaching) 975 00:49:47,317 --> 00:49:47,984 - Oh shit. 976 00:50:10,590 --> 00:50:13,092 (Perky music) 977 00:50:18,306 --> 00:50:19,599 What am I doing! 978 00:50:26,731 --> 00:50:27,315 (bald man laughing) 979 00:50:27,649 --> 00:50:29,984 (Bambi screams) 980 00:50:30,318 --> 00:50:32,403 Hi big guy, you wanna go to the 981 00:50:32,737 --> 00:50:34,739 Halloween Pumpkin Prom with me? 982 00:50:35,865 --> 00:50:38,618 (slow paced music) 983 00:50:43,581 --> 00:50:46,000 (cans clanking) 984 00:50:54,676 --> 00:50:56,636 - This is a defeated man. 985 00:50:59,681 --> 00:51:01,349 A man at the end of his rope. 986 00:51:01,683 --> 00:51:02,850 End of the line and he's played out 987 00:51:03,184 --> 00:51:04,435 his string to the bitter end. 988 00:51:06,354 --> 00:51:07,689 How else can I put it? 989 00:51:08,022 --> 00:51:09,857 - [Woman] You're on your last leg! 990 00:51:10,191 --> 00:51:11,484 - He's on his last lap. 991 00:51:11,818 --> 00:51:12,694 - [Woman] I said leg! 992 00:51:13,027 --> 00:51:14,028 - Oh whatever. 993 00:51:14,362 --> 00:51:15,613 He can't take much more of this. 994 00:51:15,947 --> 00:51:18,324 He's on the fringe, the verge, the brink. 995 00:51:19,909 --> 00:51:21,411 He's hearing voices in the night. 996 00:51:23,204 --> 00:51:25,248 All I know is if he doesn't get some sleep pretty soon, 997 00:51:25,582 --> 00:51:28,876 it's gonna be farewell my lovely Dick. 998 00:51:29,210 --> 00:51:31,796 (Dick sobbing) 999 00:51:32,130 --> 00:51:34,382 (horn blowing) 1000 00:51:38,803 --> 00:51:43,683 (slow paced music) (heart beating) 1001 00:51:55,153 --> 00:51:57,989 - Damn it daddy, what are you doing? 1002 00:52:00,199 --> 00:52:00,783 - Nothing dear, 1003 00:52:03,328 --> 00:52:04,162 Mowing the lawn. 1004 00:52:05,204 --> 00:52:06,164 - Sure daddy. 1005 00:52:06,497 --> 00:52:08,166 That's what you always say! 1006 00:52:09,584 --> 00:52:11,336 (slow gentle music) 1007 00:52:11,669 --> 00:52:16,299 - I think UCLA is a wonderful college for Rosie. 1008 00:52:16,633 --> 00:52:18,843 That way she won't have to leave home. 1009 00:52:20,428 --> 00:52:23,181 - Nonsense Leonor, she'll be attending Harvard 1010 00:52:23,514 --> 00:52:24,307 just like her father. 1011 00:52:28,394 --> 00:52:30,521 And what are your plans, Anthony? 1012 00:52:30,855 --> 00:52:31,397 - What? 1013 00:52:32,649 --> 00:52:33,399 You talking to me? 1014 00:52:34,984 --> 00:52:36,194 - Yes Anthony. 1015 00:52:38,738 --> 00:52:39,405 - Anthony. 1016 00:52:41,032 --> 00:52:42,116 Don't ever-- 1017 00:52:42,450 --> 00:52:43,493 - Tony. 1018 00:52:43,826 --> 00:52:44,869 - Stay out of this Rosie. 1019 00:52:46,204 --> 00:52:49,999 - Don't ever, ever call me Anthony. 1020 00:52:50,333 --> 00:52:52,001 Call me Tony. 1021 00:52:52,335 --> 00:52:54,796 Call me Mr. Schlongini. 1022 00:52:55,129 --> 00:52:57,340 My friends like to call me the Schlong, ya know? 1023 00:52:59,342 --> 00:53:01,511 But never call me Anthony. 1024 00:53:01,844 --> 00:53:03,763 Do we understand each other? 1025 00:53:04,097 --> 00:53:06,182 - Yes, Mr. Schlongini. 1026 00:53:06,516 --> 00:53:07,225 - Gini. 1027 00:53:07,558 --> 00:53:10,395 - Gini, yes. 1028 00:53:10,728 --> 00:53:11,312 - Dinner's delicious. 1029 00:53:11,646 --> 00:53:12,146 - Yes. 1030 00:53:13,398 --> 00:53:14,148 - Why thank you. 1031 00:53:20,071 --> 00:53:22,323 And what have you two planned 1032 00:53:22,657 --> 00:53:24,325 after the prom tonight? 1033 00:53:29,330 --> 00:53:31,457 (spring stretching) 1034 00:53:31,791 --> 00:53:32,333 - Rosie. 1035 00:53:38,381 --> 00:53:40,299 (Tony moaning) 1036 00:53:40,633 --> 00:53:41,175 Not again. 1037 00:53:42,927 --> 00:53:47,807 (glass shattering) (mom screaming) 1038 00:53:50,351 --> 00:53:52,353 - Norman, I'm just delighted that you 1039 00:53:52,687 --> 00:53:54,897 and your mother could join us for dinner. 1040 00:53:55,231 --> 00:53:57,608 - Well, it was very kind of you 1041 00:53:57,942 --> 00:53:59,068 to invite us Mrs. Graves. 1042 00:54:03,406 --> 00:54:06,701 - I don't get out of the house much Mrs. Graves 1043 00:54:07,034 --> 00:54:09,370 so this is a real treat for me. 1044 00:54:11,581 --> 00:54:14,333 - Well it's a real treat for us too Mrs. Bates. 1045 00:54:16,419 --> 00:54:19,380 - I bet you didn't know that my mom can sing 1046 00:54:19,714 --> 00:54:22,300 and drink water at the same time! 1047 00:54:22,633 --> 00:54:23,134 - No. 1048 00:54:24,927 --> 00:54:26,512 - I'd like to see that Norman. 1049 00:54:28,514 --> 00:54:30,349 - I'm not really thirsty Norman. 1050 00:54:30,683 --> 00:54:31,851 - Oh yes you are mother. 1051 00:54:32,185 --> 00:54:33,603 - [Mother] No, no I'm not really thirsty. 1052 00:54:33,936 --> 00:54:34,395 - Yes, yes! 1053 00:54:34,729 --> 00:54:35,563 Here we go, ready? 1054 00:54:35,897 --> 00:54:37,273 One, two... 1055 00:54:37,607 --> 00:54:40,234 ♪ I'm a Yankee doodle dandy 1056 00:54:40,568 --> 00:54:43,362 ♪ Yankee doodle do or die 1057 00:54:43,696 --> 00:54:46,449 ♪ A real live nephew from my old uncle Sam's 1058 00:54:46,783 --> 00:54:50,244 ♪ Born on the Fourth of July 1059 00:54:51,454 --> 00:54:53,164 - What's with this yavo? 1060 00:54:53,498 --> 00:54:53,956 - Shh! 1061 00:54:54,290 --> 00:54:55,625 Mrs. Bates is singing! 1062 00:55:00,004 --> 00:55:02,381 - I think it's time to carve the bird dear. 1063 00:55:03,424 --> 00:55:04,467 - Yes, yes. 1064 00:55:08,471 --> 00:55:09,222 (saw whirring) 1065 00:55:09,555 --> 00:55:11,182 (Mary screams) 1066 00:55:11,516 --> 00:55:12,225 - What! 1067 00:55:12,558 --> 00:55:13,059 - The Lawnmower killer! 1068 00:55:13,392 --> 00:55:13,893 - Where! 1069 00:55:14,227 --> 00:55:16,646 (mother screams) 1070 00:55:19,857 --> 00:55:21,359 - Now look at what you made me do. 1071 00:55:23,236 --> 00:55:24,278 - Sorry mom. 1072 00:55:26,030 --> 00:55:29,033 - Mary, this lawnmower phobia 1073 00:55:29,367 --> 00:55:31,494 of yours has gotten completely out of hand. 1074 00:55:32,537 --> 00:55:34,121 I know you're bound to be screwed up 1075 00:55:34,455 --> 00:55:35,957 by that terrible images that you've gotta 1076 00:55:36,290 --> 00:55:38,543 carry with you for the rest of your life, 1077 00:55:38,876 --> 00:55:41,671 but why does it have to extend to the rest of us? 1078 00:56:00,898 --> 00:56:02,400 - [Woman] You look tired son. 1079 00:56:02,733 --> 00:56:03,860 Have you been getting enough sleep? 1080 00:56:04,193 --> 00:56:05,611 - Now realize that you're old enough now 1081 00:56:05,945 --> 00:56:07,488 to make your own decisions son. 1082 00:56:07,822 --> 00:56:09,240 But you can't take the job home with you. 1083 00:56:09,574 --> 00:56:11,242 You have to learn to let go. 1084 00:56:11,576 --> 00:56:13,911 Otherwise you'll find yourself in an early grave. 1085 00:56:14,245 --> 00:56:15,454 - Dick, you know I think the problem is 1086 00:56:15,788 --> 00:56:18,124 is that you're not getting enough exercise. 1087 00:56:18,457 --> 00:56:21,544 Why a key to a goodnight sleep is physical exhaustion. 1088 00:56:21,878 --> 00:56:24,171 - Dick, take it from me older brother, 1089 00:56:24,505 --> 00:56:26,340 all you need is a good woman. 1090 00:56:26,674 --> 00:56:28,467 - No, no, what he needs is simply to-- 1091 00:56:28,801 --> 00:56:31,053 (gun clicking) 1092 00:56:40,980 --> 00:56:43,274 - You don't think it's too modern? 1093 00:56:43,608 --> 00:56:44,400 - Really mom? 1094 00:56:44,734 --> 00:56:47,278 Dad did a good job. 1095 00:56:47,612 --> 00:56:49,864 It's one of the best haircuts you've ever had. 1096 00:56:50,781 --> 00:56:51,574 - Well how sweet. 1097 00:56:54,535 --> 00:56:55,828 Come on darling. 1098 00:56:56,162 --> 00:56:57,705 I want to take a good picture of you in your little 1099 00:56:58,039 --> 00:56:59,832 Alice in Wonderland costume. 1100 00:57:00,166 --> 00:57:01,334 - Mom, do we have to do this? 1101 00:57:01,667 --> 00:57:04,128 - Oh you both look so gorgeous. 1102 00:57:04,462 --> 00:57:05,546 Now come on, smile. 1103 00:57:07,381 --> 00:57:09,258 Alright, now one more, one more. 1104 00:57:09,592 --> 00:57:10,509 - [Mary] Mom, we'll be late. 1105 00:57:10,843 --> 00:57:12,261 - There's been an emergency at the hospital. 1106 00:57:12,595 --> 00:57:13,638 I'll see you later. 1107 00:57:13,971 --> 00:57:15,973 You go on to the Halloween Pumpkin Prom without me. 1108 00:57:16,307 --> 00:57:16,933 - Alright dear. 1109 00:57:17,266 --> 00:57:18,392 Bye bye. 1110 00:57:18,726 --> 00:57:19,393 - Goodnight Dr. Graves. 1111 00:57:20,645 --> 00:57:22,104 I guess we should be on our way. 1112 00:57:23,105 --> 00:57:23,898 - Okay. 1113 00:57:25,942 --> 00:57:27,151 Damien darling. 1114 00:57:28,736 --> 00:57:29,403 Damien, 1115 00:57:30,696 --> 00:57:32,448 Mrs. Bates has been kind enough 1116 00:57:32,782 --> 00:57:33,950 to sit with you tonight. 1117 00:57:34,283 --> 00:57:37,453 So I want you to be a very very good boy. 1118 00:57:38,996 --> 00:57:40,915 Mama's precious angel. 1119 00:57:41,248 --> 00:57:41,999 - Okay ma. 1120 00:57:45,044 --> 00:57:47,088 Oh you know, just being here with you kids tonight 1121 00:57:47,421 --> 00:57:49,966 sure brings back a lot of fond memories. 1122 00:57:51,926 --> 00:57:53,844 I remember my first pork. 1123 00:57:55,304 --> 00:57:56,681 - What Mrs. Graves? 1124 00:57:57,014 --> 00:57:57,765 - The prom Norman. 1125 00:57:58,099 --> 00:58:00,017 My first Halloween Pumpkin Prom. 1126 00:58:02,436 --> 00:58:06,524 I'll never forget the first time I saw your father. 1127 00:58:07,775 --> 00:58:11,404 He was so handsome in his pink sport coat 1128 00:58:11,737 --> 00:58:13,155 and his white carnation. 1129 00:58:14,657 --> 00:58:18,452 Standing there, outside my bedroom window. 1130 00:58:21,789 --> 00:58:23,374 If I'm rambling on too much, 1131 00:58:23,708 --> 00:58:24,792 just let me know. 1132 00:58:25,126 --> 00:58:26,043 - Oh not at all. 1133 00:58:27,712 --> 00:58:31,007 (Mrs. Graves screaming) 1134 00:58:35,761 --> 00:58:38,347 (upbeat music) 1135 00:58:47,898 --> 00:58:50,568 ♪ I'm not the jealous type 1136 00:58:50,901 --> 00:58:53,404 ♪ Been looking for a fight 1137 00:58:53,738 --> 00:58:58,492 ♪ My lady treats me right 1138 00:58:59,827 --> 00:59:01,662 ♪ Tonight I'll understand 1139 00:59:01,996 --> 00:59:02,663 - Hey Dick. 1140 00:59:03,831 --> 00:59:04,498 - What! 1141 00:59:06,417 --> 00:59:07,543 One last dance, kids. 1142 00:59:07,877 --> 00:59:08,586 - It's just a costume. 1143 00:59:08,919 --> 00:59:10,629 - That's your story. 1144 00:59:10,963 --> 00:59:11,881 Police business. 1145 00:59:14,675 --> 00:59:19,555 ♪ Don't let me catch you messing with my baby 1146 00:59:20,931 --> 00:59:25,561 ♪ Don't wanna see you 'round my girl 1147 00:59:26,979 --> 00:59:31,692 ♪ Don't let me catch you messing with my baby 1148 00:59:32,902 --> 00:59:37,782 ♪ Nobody's gonna steal my girl 1149 00:59:39,075 --> 00:59:41,744 ♪ On down the avenue 1150 00:59:42,078 --> 00:59:44,830 ♪ All eyes on you know who 1151 00:59:45,164 --> 00:59:48,459 ♪ Tell me what can I do 1152 00:59:48,793 --> 00:59:50,961 ♪ You gotta tell me 1153 00:59:51,295 --> 00:59:53,798 ♪ Somebody makes a crack 1154 00:59:54,131 --> 00:59:56,926 ♪ Behind my baby's back 1155 00:59:57,259 --> 01:00:01,555 ♪ Now both his eyes are black 1156 01:00:01,889 --> 01:00:04,767 ♪ And my baby's blue 1157 01:00:06,852 --> 01:00:08,646 - Come on Tony, dance with me. 1158 01:00:08,979 --> 01:00:10,064 - Hey, what do you wanna start, a riot in here? 1159 01:00:10,397 --> 01:00:11,357 People will go berserk. 1160 01:00:14,443 --> 01:00:15,820 - Have you seen Bambi? 1161 01:00:16,153 --> 01:00:17,738 - Sure, I guess Bambi didn't get a date. 1162 01:00:18,072 --> 01:00:19,031 - Golly, I hope she's not sitting 1163 01:00:19,365 --> 01:00:19,949 at home all alone. 1164 01:00:20,282 --> 01:00:21,617 - Ah, don't worry about her. 1165 01:00:21,951 --> 01:00:23,869 She's probably just sitting at home all alone. 1166 01:00:24,203 --> 01:00:25,454 - [Tony] Hey, ain't that Bambi? 1167 01:00:25,788 --> 01:00:27,248 - [Norman] Who's that bald headed guy behind her? 1168 01:00:27,581 --> 01:00:28,666 - [Tony] I don't know. 1169 01:00:28,999 --> 01:00:29,834 Maybe the Lawnmower Killer. 1170 01:00:30,167 --> 01:00:32,336 (Mary screaming) 1171 01:00:32,670 --> 01:00:33,838 (Bambi screaming) (bald man screaming) 1172 01:00:34,171 --> 01:00:35,548 - Wait, come back! 1173 01:00:38,342 --> 01:00:39,510 Thanks a lot Mary! 1174 01:00:39,844 --> 01:00:40,928 I know he's a little tall 1175 01:00:41,262 --> 01:00:42,596 but you didn't have to scream! 1176 01:00:43,848 --> 01:00:46,392 - I'm sorry, I thought he was, 1177 01:00:46,725 --> 01:00:47,184 I thought he was-- 1178 01:00:47,518 --> 01:00:48,602 - He was my date. 1179 01:00:49,728 --> 01:00:51,689 Now I'm gonna have to go find him! 1180 01:00:53,732 --> 01:00:54,900 Looney! 1181 01:00:55,234 --> 01:00:55,734 Looney! 1182 01:00:57,695 --> 01:00:59,238 - You sure scream a lot. 1183 01:00:59,572 --> 01:01:00,614 - I'm sorry. 1184 01:01:00,948 --> 01:01:02,199 I'm bound to be screwed up by the terrible 1185 01:01:02,533 --> 01:01:03,200 images I must carry with me 1186 01:01:03,534 --> 01:01:04,869 - [Everyone] The rest of my life. 1187 01:01:07,246 --> 01:01:08,581 - Oh yes, this is definitely me. 1188 01:01:08,914 --> 01:01:09,957 This is me, this is me. 1189 01:01:10,291 --> 01:01:10,875 I've come on home. 1190 01:01:11,208 --> 01:01:12,418 Whoo, yes! 1191 01:01:12,751 --> 01:01:15,713 Oh party hardy to the sounds of the mighty, mighty. 1192 01:01:16,046 --> 01:01:16,797 That's me. 1193 01:01:17,131 --> 01:01:18,007 Tonight is the night I'm gonna party boy. 1194 01:01:18,340 --> 01:01:19,133 I'm on my way downtown. 1195 01:01:19,466 --> 01:01:21,594 Yes mama, fix me up with a cab. 1196 01:01:21,927 --> 01:01:23,554 Oh my gosh, literate. 1197 01:01:23,888 --> 01:01:24,972 Yes, just like in the Lincoln Continental. 1198 01:01:25,306 --> 01:01:26,557 I forget my head. 1199 01:01:26,891 --> 01:01:28,100 Ooh, this in black glitter. 1200 01:01:28,434 --> 01:01:29,393 Ooh, it's too much! 1201 01:01:29,727 --> 01:01:31,729 Yes, if the silvers could only see me now, 1202 01:01:32,062 --> 01:01:33,564 I swear boogie fever was a nose infection. 1203 01:01:33,898 --> 01:01:35,399 Yes, I'm coming back and get this on. 1204 01:01:35,733 --> 01:01:36,317 Love it! (loud banging) 1205 01:01:36,650 --> 01:01:37,109 What? 1206 01:01:37,443 --> 01:01:38,777 What is that noise? 1207 01:01:39,111 --> 01:01:39,904 I think the village people have come to audition me. 1208 01:01:40,237 --> 01:01:40,738 Whoo! 1209 01:01:41,071 --> 01:01:41,864 Anything! 1210 01:01:44,325 --> 01:01:46,035 I believe in trick-or-treat. 1211 01:01:46,368 --> 01:01:47,494 (vice principal gasping) 1212 01:01:47,828 --> 01:01:48,412 Money. 1213 01:01:48,746 --> 01:01:49,788 Oh money. 1214 01:01:50,122 --> 01:01:51,790 Yes, you come over I have a Mars bar. 1215 01:01:52,124 --> 01:01:53,459 Well maybe I have some marshmallows. 1216 01:01:53,792 --> 01:01:54,585 How about a little treat here? 1217 01:01:54,919 --> 01:01:56,378 Ooh yes, you've come to be healed of sin. 1218 01:01:56,712 --> 01:01:57,796 You've come to the right place my friend. 1219 01:01:58,130 --> 01:01:58,672 Why I can just squeeze your head too 1220 01:01:59,006 --> 01:02:00,507 but I'd get pumpkin pie. 1221 01:02:00,841 --> 01:02:01,842 Ooh, put a little pressure on me now. 1222 01:02:02,176 --> 01:02:04,553 Man I'm corny, I'll take care of the thing you need! 1223 01:02:05,888 --> 01:02:08,891 (Pumpkin growling) 1224 01:02:12,811 --> 01:02:13,479 - Yeah! 1225 01:02:15,898 --> 01:02:19,777 (Mrs. Graves breathing heavily) 1226 01:02:23,530 --> 01:02:24,615 (Mrs. Graves screams) 1227 01:02:24,949 --> 01:02:26,700 - Oh darling, it's you! 1228 01:02:27,034 --> 01:02:28,786 Where have you been? 1229 01:02:29,119 --> 01:02:29,787 - I just got out of the O.R. 1230 01:02:30,871 --> 01:02:31,956 What happened to you? 1231 01:02:32,289 --> 01:02:33,624 It looks like you got thrown out of a car. 1232 01:02:33,958 --> 01:02:35,167 - I was just telling the kids 1233 01:02:35,501 --> 01:02:37,086 about the first night we met. 1234 01:02:37,419 --> 01:02:38,796 - Oh you did get thrown out of a car. 1235 01:02:41,173 --> 01:02:41,840 - Looney! 1236 01:02:44,009 --> 01:02:44,927 Looney! 1237 01:02:46,553 --> 01:02:48,430 Where for art thou Looney? 1238 01:02:51,809 --> 01:02:53,560 (ominous music) 1239 01:02:53,894 --> 01:02:54,395 Is that you? 1240 01:02:58,148 --> 01:02:59,483 Why'd you run away? 1241 01:03:01,819 --> 01:03:02,987 Look, I'm sorry if my friend scared you. 1242 01:03:03,320 --> 01:03:05,614 That's just Mary, she's a screamer. 1243 01:03:06,907 --> 01:03:11,787 (Pumpkin hums "Funeral March of a Marionette") 1244 01:03:13,330 --> 01:03:16,625 Don't you wanna go to a Halloween Pumpkin Prom with me? 1245 01:03:16,959 --> 01:03:18,085 Huh? 1246 01:03:18,419 --> 01:03:19,044 (bell dinging) 1247 01:03:19,378 --> 01:03:21,380 (Bambi screams) 1248 01:03:21,714 --> 01:03:26,135 ♪ The last to know 1249 01:03:26,468 --> 01:03:28,846 ♪ My friends all tell me 1250 01:03:29,179 --> 01:03:30,055 - I can't allow you to leave 1251 01:03:30,389 --> 01:03:32,349 if you're going out for drugs or drink. 1252 01:03:32,683 --> 01:03:33,809 That's against the rules. 1253 01:03:34,143 --> 01:03:35,102 - It's okay. 1254 01:03:35,436 --> 01:03:37,021 We're just having some kinky sex. 1255 01:03:37,354 --> 01:03:38,564 - Oh, alright then. 1256 01:03:41,442 --> 01:03:42,943 ♪ Oh oh 1257 01:03:43,277 --> 01:03:48,032 ♪ Rumor has it 1258 01:03:48,949 --> 01:03:50,576 ♪ No oh 1259 01:03:53,912 --> 01:03:55,080 - Superman. 1260 01:03:55,414 --> 01:03:56,498 - What? 1261 01:03:56,832 --> 01:03:58,459 - Cafeteria. 1262 01:03:58,792 --> 01:04:00,002 - Yeah food, alright. 1263 01:04:00,336 --> 01:04:00,794 Let's go. 1264 01:04:01,962 --> 01:04:04,590 ♪ On me 1265 01:04:04,923 --> 01:04:09,678 ♪ Got it on me 1266 01:04:10,679 --> 01:04:13,557 ♪ I saw you down at the arena 1267 01:04:19,980 --> 01:04:20,647 - Ketchup. 1268 01:04:24,318 --> 01:04:29,198 ♪ But when I got your attention 1269 01:04:31,116 --> 01:04:35,287 ♪ Too busy trying to act surprised 1270 01:04:35,621 --> 01:04:38,874 ♪ I realize 1271 01:04:39,208 --> 01:04:40,167 ♪ Oh oh 1272 01:04:40,501 --> 01:04:42,961 ♪ Rumor has it 1273 01:04:45,631 --> 01:04:47,674 - This is crazy Rosie. 1274 01:04:48,008 --> 01:04:48,467 Real crazy. 1275 01:04:48,801 --> 01:04:49,760 - I want cherries. 1276 01:04:50,094 --> 01:04:50,803 - [Tony] You got it. 1277 01:04:51,136 --> 01:04:51,720 - Two of 'em. 1278 01:04:52,054 --> 01:04:52,846 - You got it, you got it. 1279 01:04:53,180 --> 01:04:54,515 Just give me a second. 1280 01:04:54,848 --> 01:04:55,516 - One, two. 1281 01:05:02,022 --> 01:05:03,857 - [Tony] I suppose you want nuts too? 1282 01:05:04,191 --> 01:05:04,858 - [Rosie] That's right. 1283 01:05:05,192 --> 01:05:06,068 Yours. 1284 01:05:06,402 --> 01:05:07,861 - Uh yeah? 1285 01:05:08,195 --> 01:05:11,365 Well I'm more powerful than a locomotive. 1286 01:05:11,698 --> 01:05:14,076 - I hope you're not faster than a speeding bullet. 1287 01:05:16,245 --> 01:05:17,329 - What are you doing in here? 1288 01:05:17,663 --> 01:05:19,081 I got dibs on this sundae. 1289 01:05:20,999 --> 01:05:22,000 Hey, what you're getting your kicks 1290 01:05:22,334 --> 01:05:23,961 from spying on people or something? 1291 01:05:24,294 --> 01:05:24,878 - Tony. 1292 01:05:25,212 --> 01:05:25,796 - This guys some kind of sicko. 1293 01:05:26,130 --> 01:05:27,923 Some psychologist. 1294 01:05:28,257 --> 01:05:30,467 Alright pumpkin head, let's go right now. 1295 01:05:33,095 --> 01:05:34,972 (Pumpkin growling) 1296 01:05:35,305 --> 01:05:35,764 - Wait a minute, wait a minute. 1297 01:05:36,098 --> 01:05:36,807 I got a deal for you. 1298 01:05:37,141 --> 01:05:38,142 I got a deal. 1299 01:05:38,475 --> 01:05:40,811 I'll give you this gold chain, okay, 1300 01:05:41,145 --> 01:05:42,354 if you let us go. 1301 01:05:42,688 --> 01:05:44,273 I'm desperate. 1302 01:05:44,606 --> 01:05:45,149 Not on a school day. 1303 01:05:45,482 --> 01:05:46,024 Rosie. 1304 01:05:47,276 --> 01:05:49,403 - What do you think you're doing? 1305 01:05:49,736 --> 01:05:52,030 Run hot water if you're gonna use the disposal! 1306 01:05:52,364 --> 01:05:53,866 - [Tony] Thanks a lot mom! 1307 01:05:54,199 --> 01:05:56,994 (ominous music) 1308 01:05:57,327 --> 01:05:59,413 - No respect for school property. 1309 01:06:05,711 --> 01:06:08,088 - You gotta be kidding me. 1310 01:06:08,422 --> 01:06:11,550 (Rosie screams) 1311 01:06:11,884 --> 01:06:13,969 (Rosie laughing) 1312 01:06:14,303 --> 01:06:16,638 (Rosie screams) 1313 01:06:28,609 --> 01:06:30,986 ♪ We need something more 1314 01:06:31,320 --> 01:06:34,448 ♪ To keep this alive 1315 01:06:34,781 --> 01:06:36,658 ♪ You can talk about til you die 1316 01:06:36,992 --> 01:06:38,076 - They'll be sorry. 1317 01:06:38,410 --> 01:06:39,495 All of them will be sorry. 1318 01:06:39,828 --> 01:06:40,412 You wait and see you. 1319 01:06:40,746 --> 01:06:41,288 Sorry. 1320 01:06:43,749 --> 01:06:44,416 - Mary. 1321 01:06:44,750 --> 01:06:45,709 - Yes Norman. 1322 01:06:46,043 --> 01:06:48,670 - Have I ever told you how much I, 1323 01:06:49,004 --> 01:06:49,671 how much I-- 1324 01:06:50,005 --> 01:06:50,464 - Love me? 1325 01:06:50,797 --> 01:06:52,007 - Yeah. 1326 01:06:52,341 --> 01:06:55,636 And no matter what happens tonight Mary, 1327 01:06:55,969 --> 01:06:58,388 no matter what happens I'll still, I'll still-- 1328 01:06:58,722 --> 01:06:59,181 - Respect me. 1329 01:06:59,515 --> 01:07:00,807 - Yeah right. 1330 01:07:01,141 --> 01:07:04,102 And holding you in my arms right now, 1331 01:07:04,436 --> 01:07:06,063 I am just so, so-- 1332 01:07:07,147 --> 01:07:08,607 - Horny you can taste it. 1333 01:07:08,941 --> 01:07:09,483 - Exactly. 1334 01:07:10,609 --> 01:07:12,694 - Well you just stay that way. 1335 01:07:13,028 --> 01:07:14,071 I'll be right back. 1336 01:07:14,404 --> 01:07:15,697 - Mary, where are you going? 1337 01:07:16,031 --> 01:07:16,990 - I'm going to look for Bambi. 1338 01:07:17,324 --> 01:07:17,991 I'm worried about her. 1339 01:07:18,325 --> 01:07:19,326 - Well I'll go with you. 1340 01:07:19,660 --> 01:07:22,287 - No, this is something I just have to do alone. 1341 01:07:22,621 --> 01:07:23,497 - Why? 1342 01:07:23,830 --> 01:07:24,540 - Don't ask me why. 1343 01:07:24,873 --> 01:07:25,958 - Well how come? 1344 01:07:26,291 --> 01:07:27,543 - Norman. 1345 01:07:27,876 --> 01:07:29,920 - Look Mary, I'm not letting you go out there alone. 1346 01:07:30,254 --> 01:07:32,339 It could be dangerous out there. 1347 01:07:32,673 --> 01:07:34,007 - You think I'm afraid 1348 01:07:34,341 --> 01:07:36,969 just because its Halloween and prom night, 1349 01:07:37,302 --> 01:07:38,262 there's a psycho on the loose, 1350 01:07:38,595 --> 01:07:39,680 it's pitch black outside, 1351 01:07:40,013 --> 01:07:41,181 and I'm carrying around a childhood images 1352 01:07:41,515 --> 01:07:44,601 that are bound to screw me up for the rest of my life. 1353 01:07:44,935 --> 01:07:45,978 I'm not afraid. 1354 01:07:47,145 --> 01:07:50,148 (parents laughing) 1355 01:08:10,544 --> 01:08:13,589 - Darling, you know we've been married 30 years 1356 01:08:13,922 --> 01:08:16,258 and there's one thing I've always wanted to ask you. 1357 01:08:16,592 --> 01:08:17,175 - What is that? 1358 01:08:17,509 --> 01:08:19,219 - What is your first name? 1359 01:08:19,553 --> 01:08:20,095 - Doctor. 1360 01:08:21,221 --> 01:08:23,640 - No, no, I mean really. 1361 01:08:25,183 --> 01:08:27,644 - I'm not kidding, Doctor is my first name. 1362 01:08:28,895 --> 01:08:30,147 I don't have a degree in anything. 1363 01:08:30,480 --> 01:08:33,650 (both parents laughing) 1364 01:08:42,618 --> 01:08:44,161 My fathers name was Nurse. 1365 01:08:47,164 --> 01:08:48,457 - Bambi! 1366 01:08:50,334 --> 01:08:51,126 Bambi! 1367 01:08:51,460 --> 01:08:53,879 (wolf howling) 1368 01:08:54,212 --> 01:08:55,380 Bambi. 1369 01:08:55,714 --> 01:08:56,673 (elephant trumpets) 1370 01:08:57,007 --> 01:08:58,592 It's dark out here, don't play games. 1371 01:09:00,844 --> 01:09:02,471 I'm sorry I scared your date. 1372 01:09:05,223 --> 01:09:06,391 Bambi is that you? 1373 01:09:07,893 --> 01:09:09,019 Is anybody there? 1374 01:09:10,854 --> 01:09:15,525 (humming "Funeral March of a Marionette") 1375 01:09:20,280 --> 01:09:21,114 (engine revs) 1376 01:09:21,448 --> 01:09:24,076 I'm not gonna scream and I'm not gonna run. 1377 01:09:24,409 --> 01:09:29,164 I'm not gonna scream and I'm not gonna run. 1378 01:09:34,002 --> 01:09:36,546 (Mary screaming) 1379 01:09:41,385 --> 01:09:42,135 Help me! 1380 01:09:42,469 --> 01:09:43,387 Somebody please! 1381 01:10:00,404 --> 01:10:05,075 (humming "Funeral March of a Marionette") 1382 01:10:29,850 --> 01:10:32,436 (Mary screaming) 1383 01:10:35,564 --> 01:10:36,606 I'm sorry. 1384 01:10:36,940 --> 01:10:38,650 I'm sorry, I never meant to hurt anybody. 1385 01:10:43,155 --> 01:10:44,072 I take that back. 1386 01:10:52,831 --> 01:10:54,332 - [Pumpkin] Ooh shit. 1387 01:10:58,086 --> 01:10:58,712 - Help! 1388 01:10:59,045 --> 01:10:59,671 Help me! 1389 01:11:00,005 --> 01:11:01,298 Mr. Palms, let me in! 1390 01:11:03,383 --> 01:11:04,259 Oh. 1391 01:11:07,095 --> 01:11:07,763 Mr. Palms. 1392 01:11:09,556 --> 01:11:11,892 Oh, Mr. Palms. 1393 01:11:12,225 --> 01:11:14,644 Don't just stand there, help me. 1394 01:11:14,978 --> 01:11:16,104 There's a Halloween Pumpkin Prom 1395 01:11:16,438 --> 01:11:17,773 Lawnmower Killer on the loose. 1396 01:11:19,149 --> 01:11:20,317 What's that on your head? 1397 01:11:24,196 --> 01:11:25,405 I'm in deep shit now. 1398 01:11:35,207 --> 01:11:37,083 Hold it, I'll be right with you. 1399 01:11:43,048 --> 01:11:44,466 (gun clicking) 1400 01:11:44,800 --> 01:11:45,717 Okay, I'm ready now. 1401 01:11:50,096 --> 01:11:52,474 (gun firing) 1402 01:12:13,245 --> 01:12:14,579 I'm sorry. 1403 01:12:14,913 --> 01:12:17,624 I'm sorry, but I never meant to kill anyone. 1404 01:12:19,793 --> 01:12:21,419 - [Pumpkin] What? 1405 01:12:21,753 --> 01:12:22,629 - [Mary] You asshole! 1406 01:12:22,963 --> 01:12:23,839 Can't you stay dead? 1407 01:12:26,758 --> 01:12:27,634 - [Doctor] Marge honey. 1408 01:12:27,968 --> 01:12:28,552 - Huh? 1409 01:12:28,885 --> 01:12:29,970 - I think we need a drink. 1410 01:12:33,974 --> 01:12:34,641 Me too. 1411 01:12:38,228 --> 01:12:39,104 - Thank god! 1412 01:12:39,437 --> 01:12:39,896 Daddy. 1413 01:12:40,230 --> 01:12:40,689 - Hey baby! 1414 01:12:41,022 --> 01:12:41,481 - Oh help me daddy! 1415 01:12:41,815 --> 01:12:43,567 - Oh my baby, so pretty. 1416 01:12:44,651 --> 01:12:45,694 How did that happen? 1417 01:12:46,027 --> 01:12:47,904 Let me see if I can't put that back. 1418 01:12:48,238 --> 01:12:49,489 - You've been a big help dad. 1419 01:12:51,241 --> 01:12:51,867 Thanks. 1420 01:12:53,702 --> 01:12:54,327 Oh hi mom. 1421 01:12:57,205 --> 01:12:57,914 - Hi there! 1422 01:13:06,464 --> 01:13:08,466 Don't do anything I wouldn't do. 1423 01:13:18,685 --> 01:13:21,479 (determined music) 1424 01:13:38,914 --> 01:13:41,875 (Mary sobbing) 1425 01:13:42,208 --> 01:13:44,544 (ominous music) 1426 01:13:50,842 --> 01:13:53,011 - I really don't know what to say about this. 1427 01:13:54,512 --> 01:13:55,555 I'm really choked up. 1428 01:13:57,515 --> 01:13:59,392 But well, thanks for electing me queen 1429 01:13:59,726 --> 01:14:01,895 in the Halloween Pumpkin Prom. 1430 01:14:02,228 --> 01:14:04,648 (crowd cheering) 1431 01:14:06,316 --> 01:14:09,069 And thanks for giving me this wonderful door prize. 1432 01:14:10,695 --> 01:14:12,614 In honor of this occasion, 1433 01:14:12,948 --> 01:14:16,201 I'd like to recite a little poem that I wrote for Mary 1434 01:14:16,534 --> 01:14:17,494 just for this. 1435 01:14:17,827 --> 01:14:19,329 It goes something like this. 1436 01:14:19,663 --> 01:14:22,457 "She's lived in fear since I've known her. 1437 01:14:22,791 --> 01:14:25,460 "The mighty roar of the old lawnmower." 1438 01:14:25,794 --> 01:14:27,921 - Help me somebody! 1439 01:14:28,254 --> 01:14:28,797 Norman. 1440 01:14:30,006 --> 01:14:31,257 Norman! 1441 01:14:31,591 --> 01:14:32,384 - Mary, not now. 1442 01:14:32,717 --> 01:14:34,052 Can't you see I'm right in the middle of my-- 1443 01:14:34,386 --> 01:14:36,930 (wall shattering) 1444 01:14:38,181 --> 01:14:40,934 (determined music) 1445 01:14:49,442 --> 01:14:51,444 - You're starting to piss me off. 1446 01:15:00,203 --> 01:15:00,912 Hold him down! 1447 01:15:01,246 --> 01:15:02,455 Hold him down, don't trust him. 1448 01:15:02,789 --> 01:15:03,790 - [Student] Is he dead? 1449 01:15:04,124 --> 01:15:05,041 - Get back, get back! 1450 01:15:05,375 --> 01:15:06,418 Give him room to breathe! 1451 01:15:10,338 --> 01:15:11,840 Nice costume. 1452 01:15:12,173 --> 01:15:13,383 - Well thanks. 1453 01:15:13,717 --> 01:15:15,385 Just something I threw together at the last minute. 1454 01:15:15,719 --> 01:15:16,553 (eerie laughing) 1455 01:15:16,886 --> 01:15:18,013 - It's a chance of a lifetime! 1456 01:15:19,472 --> 01:15:20,724 Good evening ladies and gentlemen. 1457 01:15:21,057 --> 01:15:23,351 You know, they locked me up for 13 years 1458 01:15:23,685 --> 01:15:25,812 because I cracked after witnessing the lawnmower killings 1459 01:15:26,146 --> 01:15:29,482 and my first day out was so bad. 1460 01:15:29,816 --> 01:15:30,608 - [Crowd] How bad was it? 1461 01:15:32,193 --> 01:15:33,778 (drum roll) 1462 01:15:34,112 --> 01:15:34,779 - Thanks doc. 1463 01:15:37,240 --> 01:15:40,243 Well, it was so bad I saw a nurse get mauled 1464 01:15:40,577 --> 01:15:42,746 by a werewolf, the lawnmower killer returned, 1465 01:15:43,079 --> 01:15:45,248 and my first date in 13 years goes 1466 01:15:45,582 --> 01:15:46,833 and gets her head chopped off. 1467 01:15:47,167 --> 01:15:48,001 - [Crowd] Ew. 1468 01:15:52,797 --> 01:15:54,591 - Anyway, we have a great show for you tonight. 1469 01:15:54,924 --> 01:15:57,594 Although this monologue isn't part of it. 1470 01:15:57,927 --> 01:15:58,762 - [Crowd] Heyo! 1471 01:16:01,765 --> 01:16:04,684 - It's Johnny! 1472 01:16:05,018 --> 01:16:07,479 (upbeat music) 1473 01:16:10,106 --> 01:16:12,650 So Johnny, how've you been? 1474 01:16:12,984 --> 01:16:13,568 - Oh Mary. 1475 01:16:14,652 --> 01:16:16,780 I've been so bad. 1476 01:16:17,113 --> 01:16:19,074 (elephant trumpets) 1477 01:16:19,407 --> 01:16:19,949 Whoa! 1478 01:16:20,909 --> 01:16:24,204 (upbeat carnival music) 1479 01:16:31,753 --> 01:16:34,464 - An elephant at the Halloween Pumpkin Prom. 1480 01:16:34,798 --> 01:16:36,382 What a cute costume. 1481 01:16:36,716 --> 01:16:38,551 - [Elephant] It's no costume bitch. 1482 01:16:38,885 --> 01:16:40,720 - Hi I'm Mary, who are you? 1483 01:16:41,054 --> 01:16:41,971 - [Elephant] Bob the elephant. 1484 01:16:42,305 --> 01:16:43,681 - Not you, him. 1485 01:16:44,015 --> 01:16:45,266 - I'm the lawnmower killer. 1486 01:16:45,600 --> 01:16:46,684 - Come on! 1487 01:16:47,018 --> 01:16:49,562 - I am the Lawnmower Killer, I'm not kidding. 1488 01:16:49,896 --> 01:16:51,314 - Oh, you couldn't possibly be. 1489 01:16:51,648 --> 01:16:53,108 - [Elephant] Yes, yes, yes, he really is 1490 01:16:53,441 --> 01:16:55,235 the Lawnmower Killer. 1491 01:16:55,568 --> 01:16:57,570 - [Crowd] No shit. 1492 01:16:57,904 --> 01:16:59,239 - I've come back after 13 years 1493 01:16:59,572 --> 01:17:02,534 to tell everybody that I'm all better now 1494 01:17:02,867 --> 01:17:04,786 and it'll never happen again. 1495 01:17:05,120 --> 01:17:06,871 - [Elephant] Oh so silly. 1496 01:17:09,541 --> 01:17:12,085 - I just want you all to know I'm very sorry. 1497 01:17:15,380 --> 01:17:16,798 - [Pumpkin] Shit! 1498 01:17:17,757 --> 01:17:20,468 (ominous music) 1499 01:17:30,603 --> 01:17:31,771 - You. 1500 01:17:32,105 --> 01:17:32,814 - A cop. 1501 01:17:33,148 --> 01:17:34,399 - But why? 1502 01:17:34,732 --> 01:17:35,859 - You naughty. 1503 01:17:36,192 --> 01:17:37,193 Why didn't you tell me you were back? 1504 01:17:37,527 --> 01:17:38,444 - I tried to tell you. 1505 01:17:39,445 --> 01:17:41,364 - I told him he was back. 1506 01:17:41,698 --> 01:17:42,824 They wouldn't believe me. 1507 01:17:43,158 --> 01:17:44,909 They thought I was crazy. 1508 01:17:45,243 --> 01:17:45,910 I wasn't crazy. 1509 01:17:47,537 --> 01:17:50,206 I only killed those people tonight just to prove a point. 1510 01:17:50,540 --> 01:17:53,042 That the Lawnmower Killer could return again. 1511 01:17:53,376 --> 01:17:58,131 Anywhere, anytime. 1512 01:18:05,597 --> 01:18:08,725 Anywhere two men judge each other 1513 01:18:09,058 --> 01:18:09,976 by the color of their skin, 1514 01:18:11,227 --> 01:18:13,396 anywhere that people are not free 1515 01:18:13,730 --> 01:18:15,607 to worship the religion of their choice, 1516 01:18:15,940 --> 01:18:19,944 anywhere that man is forbidden to buy a lawnmower, 1517 01:18:20,278 --> 01:18:22,488 protects his home and his family. 1518 01:18:27,327 --> 01:18:28,828 After 13 years, 1519 01:18:30,288 --> 01:18:31,122 big sleep. 1520 01:18:37,754 --> 01:18:38,671 - Goodnight sweet prince. 1521 01:18:40,882 --> 01:18:43,593 Flights of angels sing tonight. 1522 01:18:51,059 --> 01:18:53,436 - Well, at least we won't have to worry 1523 01:18:53,770 --> 01:18:55,897 about the Lawnmower Killer ever again. 1524 01:18:58,858 --> 01:19:01,653 (people chattering) 1525 01:19:14,457 --> 01:19:17,460 (light gentle music) 1526 01:19:18,586 --> 01:19:19,254 - Oh Mary, 1527 01:19:20,922 --> 01:19:22,840 oh Mary. 1528 01:19:23,174 --> 01:19:26,511 No my darling, you won't need these earplugs anymore. 1529 01:19:32,475 --> 01:19:33,142 - Norman. 1530 01:19:34,644 --> 01:19:36,020 Norman. 1531 01:19:36,354 --> 01:19:38,773 (Norman moaning) 1532 01:19:52,662 --> 01:19:55,331 (ground rumbling) 1533 01:19:57,542 --> 01:19:58,876 Norman is that you? 1534 01:19:59,210 --> 01:20:01,671 (Norman revving) 1535 01:20:15,893 --> 01:20:18,438 (Mary screaming) 1536 01:20:38,916 --> 01:20:39,667 - Mary, what is it? 1537 01:20:40,001 --> 01:20:40,960 What's wrong? 1538 01:20:41,294 --> 01:20:42,545 - Oh nothing. 1539 01:20:42,879 --> 01:20:46,924 - Oh, just another Lawnmower Killer nightmare huh? 1540 01:20:47,258 --> 01:20:49,052 - I'm so sorry Norman. 1541 01:20:49,385 --> 01:20:52,013 We still are unable to pork. 1542 01:20:52,347 --> 01:20:55,475 And we've been married now 13 months, 1543 01:20:55,808 --> 01:20:57,518 13 weeks, 13 days, 1544 01:20:57,852 --> 01:21:00,396 and 1.3 hours. 1545 01:21:00,730 --> 01:21:03,024 But who's counting. 1546 01:21:03,358 --> 01:21:04,776 - Oh it's alright. 1547 01:21:05,109 --> 01:21:07,904 With the terrible images you must carry around with you, 1548 01:21:08,237 --> 01:21:10,823 you're bound to be screwed up the rest of your life. 1549 01:21:12,200 --> 01:21:14,077 - Oh Norman. - Oh Mary. 1550 01:21:14,410 --> 01:21:19,165 (heart beating) (light music) 1551 01:21:29,467 --> 01:21:32,053 (engine revving) 1552 01:21:33,971 --> 01:21:36,557 (Mary screaming) 1553 01:21:40,895 --> 01:21:41,687 - [Mary] Damn it daddy! 1554 01:21:42,021 --> 01:21:42,980 What are you doing? 1555 01:21:43,314 --> 01:21:45,817 - Just mowing the lawn dear. 1556 01:21:46,150 --> 01:21:46,984 - Sure daddy. 1557 01:21:47,318 --> 01:21:49,570 That's what you always say. 1558 01:21:49,904 --> 01:21:52,281 (dramatic music) 1559 01:21:57,203 --> 01:21:58,830 - [Narrator] Mr. George Kennedy. 1560 01:22:00,164 --> 01:22:01,124 - Ladies and gentlemen, 1561 01:22:03,584 --> 01:22:04,961 we've made fun of a lot of things 1562 01:22:05,294 --> 01:22:06,629 during our show. 1563 01:22:06,963 --> 01:22:09,006 Some of which, under other circumstances 1564 01:22:09,340 --> 01:22:10,883 would not be funny at all. 1565 01:22:11,217 --> 01:22:13,177 One very serious point. 1566 01:22:13,511 --> 01:22:15,805 Lawnmowers do not kill people. 1567 01:22:16,139 --> 01:22:17,557 People kill people. 1568 01:22:19,392 --> 01:22:23,813 ("When the Saints Go Marching In") 1569 01:22:24,147 --> 01:22:24,939 Well they do. 1570 01:22:26,065 --> 01:22:27,692 - [Mary] Sure daddy. 1571 01:22:28,025 --> 01:22:30,111 That's what you always say. 1572 01:22:36,159 --> 01:22:37,118 - Stand back! 1573 01:22:41,122 --> 01:22:44,167 (Mrs. Graves screaming) 1574 01:23:05,229 --> 01:23:07,106 Don't mess with me hood. 1575 01:23:11,235 --> 01:23:11,903 Nard. 1576 01:23:16,240 --> 01:23:16,908 Nitwit. 1577 01:23:21,162 --> 01:23:21,829 Gonard. 1578 01:23:23,998 --> 01:23:26,000 (Johnny screaming) 1579 01:23:26,334 --> 01:23:27,126 Cone head. 1580 01:23:30,087 --> 01:23:31,172 - Oh yes. 1581 01:23:31,506 --> 01:23:32,048 - Dip. 1582 01:23:36,135 --> 01:23:37,553 Nimrod. 1583 01:23:37,887 --> 01:23:38,471 - Tell him to take it back. 1584 01:23:38,804 --> 01:23:39,764 Otherwise I'll hold it in 1585 01:23:40,097 --> 01:23:41,182 and be scarred for the rest of my life! 1586 01:23:41,516 --> 01:23:43,476 - Harbinger what the hell is going on here? 1587 01:23:47,313 --> 01:23:47,980 - Bye bye. 1588 01:23:50,566 --> 01:23:51,943 ♪ Tony Schlongini 1589 01:23:52,276 --> 01:23:53,236 ♪ I'm respected everywhere 1590 01:23:53,569 --> 01:23:54,737 ♪ Tony Schlongini 1591 01:23:55,071 --> 01:23:56,781 ♪ Girls always pulling out my hair 1592 01:23:57,114 --> 01:23:57,907 ♪ Tony Schlongini 1593 01:23:58,241 --> 01:24:00,117 ♪ I drive a car it has no spares 1594 01:24:00,451 --> 01:24:00,952 ♪ Tony Schlongini 1595 01:24:01,285 --> 01:24:03,871 ♪ 'Cause I'm too tough to care 1596 01:24:04,205 --> 01:24:06,707 ♪ When I go cruising around 1597 01:24:07,041 --> 01:24:09,710 ♪ Be holding the side of a mound 1598 01:24:10,044 --> 01:24:11,128 ♪ My temperature rises 1599 01:24:11,462 --> 01:24:12,922 ♪ My soul realizes 1600 01:24:13,256 --> 01:24:16,008 ♪ She almost out of my league when she's hot 1601 01:24:16,342 --> 01:24:17,051 ♪ Tony Schlongini 1602 01:24:17,385 --> 01:24:18,344 ♪ Ow 1603 01:24:18,678 --> 01:24:22,473 ("Funeral March of a Marionette") 1604 01:24:26,394 --> 01:24:28,854 ♪ Blackmail 1605 01:24:29,188 --> 01:24:32,108 ♪ She's a devil in disguise 1606 01:24:32,441 --> 01:24:33,651 ♪ She's got the something 1607 01:24:33,985 --> 01:24:35,570 ♪ Another look in her eyes 1608 01:24:35,903 --> 01:24:37,530 ♪ Blackmail 1609 01:24:37,863 --> 01:24:40,491 ♪ She's the evil in your heart 1610 01:24:40,825 --> 01:24:42,118 ♪ She's the kind of woman 1611 01:24:42,451 --> 01:24:45,788 ♪ Who can tear him apart 1612 01:24:46,122 --> 01:24:50,084 ("Funeral March of a Marionette") 1613 01:24:57,383 --> 01:25:02,179 ♪ Don't let me catching you messing with my baby 1614 01:25:03,306 --> 01:25:08,019 ♪ Don't wanna see you 'round my girl 1615 01:25:09,186 --> 01:25:14,025 ♪ Don't let me catch you messing with my baby 1616 01:25:15,192 --> 01:25:19,196 ♪ Nobody's gonna steal my girl 1617 01:25:21,240 --> 01:25:25,328 ("Funeral March of a Marionette") 1618 01:25:32,543 --> 01:25:37,423 ♪ Oh oh rumor has it 1619 01:25:39,759 --> 01:25:44,639 ♪ No oh you can't fool me 1620 01:25:46,766 --> 01:25:49,727 ♪ Oh oh rumor has it 1621 01:25:51,604 --> 01:25:55,691 ("Funeral March of a Marionette") 1622 01:26:01,072 --> 01:26:02,448 ♪ Catch us 1623 01:26:02,782 --> 01:26:04,742 ♪ If you think you can 1624 01:26:05,076 --> 01:26:06,911 ♪ Why don't you get away 1625 01:26:07,244 --> 01:26:08,454 ♪ He knows 1626 01:26:08,788 --> 01:26:10,873 ♪ Even in the back 1627 01:26:11,207 --> 01:26:12,583 ♪ If we leave here today 1628 01:26:12,917 --> 01:26:14,377 ♪ Catch us 1629 01:26:14,710 --> 01:26:16,796 ♪ If you think you can 1630 01:26:17,129 --> 01:26:18,756 ♪ You ain't gonna hang around 1631 01:26:19,090 --> 01:26:20,174 ♪ Stay there 1632 01:26:20,508 --> 01:26:22,009 ♪ My life away 1633 01:26:22,343 --> 01:26:24,136 ♪ We don't care 1634 01:26:24,470 --> 01:26:26,889 ♪ If you want us there 1635 01:26:27,223 --> 01:26:30,226 ♪ So can't you stay away 1636 01:26:38,693 --> 01:26:41,153 (quirky music) 102588