All language subtitles for Ben.And.Kate.S01E15_English

Come on, come on.
Here we go.

Just do it.

Here we go. Blow, blow, blow.It's been five minutes. No.

Uh-uh-uh.

Oh! Boom!

One, two, three.
Free parking. [laughs]

Bam! Top hat lands
on free parking.

Rich get richer.

Why do you always get
the top hat?

'Cause he keeps it in
his underwear drawer.

It's called
the "sock hutch," okay?

And it's really useful.

You're both nuts.
If you're not the race car,

you may as well just go ahead
and kill yourself.

Dad.

Oh, sorry, Maddie.
Nice, nice thimble.

It's a gumdrop.

Sure, it is, sweetie.

So, Dad, apropos of nothing,
when are you leaving?

Should be a couple of days.
I've got a big meeting lined up.

You're still
taking advantage

of those failed
dry-cleaning businesses?

They're closing anyway.
They want to unload

all those signed celebrity
head shots they've got
hanging on the wall.

Yeah, if they're sitting on
a pre-'KRPLoni Anderson,

and they don't recognize the
market value, then the money's

ours for the taking.

Now that is top hat
thinking, Ben.

I think I could use you
on this run.

[phone rings]I gotta take this.

[English accent]:
Randy Fox International.

Please hold.

He's on the other line
with the governor.

Fox here.

Yes.
BEN:
So classic.

Okay, look, I know
that you guys

always did this stuff
together,

but it'd be nice
if he'd ask me to go
every once in a while.

I'm the one going
back to college.

I'm going
to study business.

Did you get accepted?No, I d... no, not yet.

But still, it'd be
a good opportunity.

Yeah. No, I mean, look,

you're on all those committees
at Maddie's school, right?

I feel like you're
about to patronize me.

I haven't even started.
I haven't even barely started.

It's the tone
in your voice.So you're probably learning some

very rudimentary budget
issues and stuff?Oh, yeah.

You know, I think
that's valuable.

Yeah, that's great.

And I also think that's a little
bit more wheelbarrow speed.

That's our dry cleaner.
He sounds primed and ready.

Dad, can I go with you
instead of Ben?

[chuckles]
What?
You?

Sure, what the hell?

What? Dad...That's really great.

Thank you for
this opportunity.

Dad...Excuse me, Ben.

Can you be a big boy

and go take care
of my committee meeting
tonight for me?

Thanks so much!
Thanks. Okay, great. Bye.Come on, honey.

I'll bring you up to speed.

That's a big mistake, Dad.

You blew,
you're gonna blow that.

That dry cleaner is not...

She's gonna suck!

♪ Wake up, look around

♪ There's a feeling today

♪ Fall down, get up again

♪ Get in the game

♪ Hey, hey, hey

♪ We're all here anyway.

Ooh, gosh! Uh! Whoo!

How did you pay for all
that stuff? Did somebody die?

Oh, my God.
Did you kill someone?

Buddy's divorce has started
to heat up,

and he needed to hide some
assets from his ex-wife.

So he's transferred everything
over to me for safekeeping.

All the cash, the bar,
the mobile tanning booth. Yes!

I thought Buddy
was already divorced.

Oh, so did I. I know.
He just said that

to get me into bed.
I know, yeah.

Sometimes I don't know where
he ends and I begin.

As a result of increased nut
allergies on campus,

we've added several nuts
to our list of banned nuts.

The complete list
of banned nuts is:

peanuts, walnuts, almonds.

This next one's tough for me
to accept: pistachios.

I just love 'em.

I was right about this guy.

He is perfect. He's retiring
and he's selling

his dry-cleaning business
after 40 years.

I am nervous.

I've never done anything
like this before,

so I'm a...

Oh, you're gonna be great.

All we're gonna do is tug
on his heartstrings a little.

I'm not good with people.I'll tell you what.

I'm gonna make this easy
for you.

Were you ever in plays
at school?

That was, that was a question?

Do you actually not know
if I ever did a play in school?

Oh, yeah, well, I...

I remember one or, or more,
many plays of...

My point is you were able
to do that because

you didn't have to think about
what you were going to say.

Yeah, so?

So I'll write a little script
for you.

You can memorize the lines,
problem solved.

That might work.
Let's do some acting.

There you go.With the laundryman.

...uh, hickories.
I've never had a hickory nut.

I'm such an idiot,
you know?

I don't know why
I was surprised Kate
took that from me.

It's like my dad
sets me up,

and my sister
just knocks me down

like I'm some
gullible bowling pin.

Moving on to the annual
Father-Daughter Dance.

Honestly?
It's like, what,

do fathers and daughters
run everything now?

It has to stop.
It's madness.

I say, who's with me?

I say let's stop glorifying
fathers and daughters.

What about mothers
and sons, man?

What about uncles, you know?

Why don't we call this
the Uncle-Child Dance?

You know what? That,
that's probably a bad call.

Why not call it
the Parent-Child Dance?

I mean, that-that sounds like
something, that, you know,

no one would call
the police about.

I'm sorry, are you volunteering
to organize the dance?

No. No, no, no,
not at all.

Good. Because I was hoping

your sister would head up
the committee.

Kate planned the fall
fund-raiser, and quite frankly,

it was a little bit magical.

Okay, let me tell you something
right now, okay?

You forget Kate
'cause I'm gonna run that dance.

I'm gonna run it
into the ground.

Who here is in favor of me
taking over the dance?

You all say "Aye."

Ben, there's no vote.

It's just whoever's willing
to do it.

I accept your nomination.

With pleasure.

Okay, I want you to take
everything that you know

about dances, I want you
to stuff it into a bag.

Put a gag in it.
Not so that it can't breathe,

but so that it can't scream.

Tie it tight, and then I want
you to throw that bag

over a bridge, because that's
where old ideas belong.

Why do we have to throw it
over a bridge?

I'm in the market for some
big ideas here, guys.

Come on! Norman.

Can I go to the bathroom?It depends.

Are you one
of those kids that thinks

best on the can?
Then sit and squeeze, my friend.

Let's think of some ideas,
you know? Brainstorm. Maddie.

We could have
a mini pony.

Bigger! Norman.

A regular pony.

Okay, okay! Now we're talking,
all right?

Let's keep going. Who else?

Mashed potato bar.

Weird andmemorable.

We could make it snow,
like they do when we go skiing.

A winter wonderland.

We could get some
chocolate milk ice luges,

maybe some snow cone machines.

Okay, okay, we could rent
a couple of air conditioners.

What a about a deejay dressed
like an Eskimo?

Inuit.

"Into it"? I love it!

Tommy, what are our projected
costs so far?

Well, working on the list
you just made, $3,000.

Okay, and what's our total
budget for the dance?

$500.$500?

What? Good God,

that's not even gonna cover
the bike valet.

RANDY:
Mr. Su, let's get down
to brass tacks.

You're looking to retire.

I want to take all
these pictures off
your hands.

Now I'm gonna write
a number down on
this piece of paper

that I think you will
find more than generous.

What? Are you out
to lunch?

That is way too much.

We don't even know
if these are legit.

Excuse me. Each one

of these people was
a very loyal customer.Forgive her.

She may not recognize an
original Mr. Belvedere,
but I sure as hell do.

Ah, Christopher Hewett,
very good man.

Lucky for me he was very sweaty.

What do you say, Su,
you gonna sell?
How about that?

A dry cleaner's taking
me to the cleaners.
[chuckles]

I don't think so.

Oh. Come on, Katie.

It looks like our
dream is going to die

before it had
a chance to begin.

You're up.
What?

This is the false exit.
Go.
Oh.

Can I just ask you
one more question?

Okay.Do you have kids?

Why, yes, I do. I wanted them
to take over this business.

But one of them plays
video games professionally,

and the other one designs
blue jeans.

I have nothing but shame.

So sorry
to hear that.

It must be so difficult that
your children don't understand

how special it is to be able
to work with your father.

Mr. Su, may I call you
Xiaoqiang?

Xiaoqiang, I know that
you may not be able

to make your dream of working
with your kids come true,

but if you would consider going
into business with us,

you'd be helping this father

build a family business
of his own.

Tell you what.
Let me think about it

then I'll get back to you.

Thank you very much,
Mr. Su. Call me.

Thank you very much...
Xiaoqiang.

Yeah, Purnima, I'm looking
at the catalog,

and I want everything
page four to 16.

Yeah, you're welcome.
Thank you.

Hi. I'm looking for
the British hussy who's
sitting on my husband.

[American accent]:
Oh, I think she's home

with her daughter Maddie.
I'm sorry.

I know it's you!

And I'm onto your little scheme
with Buddy.

[normal voice]:
I don't know what your
talking about, Buddy's wife.

I just work here.

I don't care about Buddy, okay?!

You can have his little Swiss,
bald, piece of nothing self!

But the money, [chuckles]
that is mine, okay?!

I made that man everything
he is.

I am the brains behind
all of this.

So if you even thinking
about going to spend that money,

let's go!

What, like, like, fight?

Girl, please, I could
break you in half.

Let's go spend some of those
Buddy bucks, okay?

[panting]: I-I-I-I thought
you wanted to fight.

And you are gonna take me
to the fanciest restaurant

in this town, and then you gonna
watch me eat.

Yeah?
Oh, yeah.

And it's gonna take a while.

All right.

'Cause I carry on, honey.

I send stuff back:
silverware, back!

Water, back! Food, back!

I am a nightmare.

And I am oddly intrigued.

Boom.

[phone rings]Go for Kate Fox.

Yes, I will be there.
Thank you.

What's the matter?

That was the college
admissions office.

They want to do
the interview.

Oh, my God, oh, my God,
oh, my God, oh, my God,
oh, my God, oh, my God.

What's the big deal?
You had an interview

the first time you went
to college, didn't you?

You don't remember?
I threw up in my mouth, Dad!

In my mouth!
And then I swallowed it

right in front of the lady.

She was, like, "Ew," and I was
like [nervous laugh],

and then it was all downhill
from there.

I came home in tears!

Well, you came home
in tears a lot.

I guess self-confidence
is not my strong suit. Eeh!

That's why you've got a dad.

I'll be there. We'll do it just
like we did it today.

You'll memorize
a few talking points,

tug at their heartstrings,
boom, you're in.

Problem solved.

Okay, okay.

This place is all right,

but my food is
a little undercooked.

Well, you did order chicken
tacos in a sushi restaurant.

Power move.

That's... magnificent.

Didn't work out with me
and Buddy

because things between us
were purely physical.

I could tell you some tales.
[chuckles]

I had him in an elevator.

I had him on a escalator.

I had him in a swimming pool.

In a typing pool.

Backstage at the Allman
Brothers concert.

Onstage at a Jonas Brothers
concert.

I...

cannot compete with that.

You don't have to.

What y'all got going on
is something deeper.

I mean, that's why he gave
you his money.

'Cause he trusts you.

[laughing]

[laughing harshly]

[both laughing]

[laughing hysterically,
gasping]

[breathless]:
I can't believe this...

You spent it on everything?

I spent
everything.

[laughing]

You had me.

I was like,

what's she
talking...

[continues laughing]

Oh, my gosh!

He's such a idiot.

He's so stupid.
He's not gonna have any money.

[laughs, sighs]
That's
hilarious.

That's a really
good one.

British girl,
do you have any idea

why I made you take
me out tonight?

[laughs] I don't know.

You just... you wanted to watch
me starve to death

while you stuffed your face

and I got really light-headed
and just so...

I got so dizzy, as well.

No.

I wanted to meet the woman...

Yes. [giggles]

...that Buddy is falling
in love with.

[giggling]:
Yeah.

No, he hasn't.

Do you love him?

No, I don't.

W-What is...

[mutters]
Okay.

Just asking.
Yeah.

[mutters]

What if I did?

[laughing]

You would be in so much trouble.

Just pow.

Bap. Mm.
Yeah?

[laughing]

Yeah.

Girl...
Yeah.

You can go.

Mm-hmm.
Here.

Boom. Take the check.

BEN: Hey, there.
Mr. Caruthers.

So how's the dance coming?I'm glad you asked.

Turns out 500 bucks

doesn't buy you
a lot of magic.

You know, unless
you want us to have

a cash juice bar,

but personally,
that feels a little gauche.

Yeah, I'm not putting
my name on that.

Well, Ben, and...

I'm sorry, do you have
a child here?

No, but my parents
babysit his niece.

Okay.

Look, you don't have to
spend a lot of money

to organize a successful event.

Just... ask your sister.

I don't need to ask my sister.

TOMMY:
You are in the middle

of a sibling rivalry, Dave.

Okay? Don't shake the beehive.

It's like no one understands
that a snow machine,

in this country, costs money.

Dolla dolla bills, y'all.

Okay, Ben.

Thank you so much for
volunteering your time.

Maybe

it's best if I just
take it from here.

I'm sorry.

Are you asking me
to stand down?

Yeah, I'm afraid I am.You're making

a huge mistake, Dave.

Huge.

This dance could've put you
on the map.

Sho could've.Well, I'm sorry

it didn't work out,

but thank you.

And good-bye, Ben.

And...

the son of Ben's niece's
babysitters.

Hey, Dad.

A lot of really
uncomfortable lies

in your outgoing message.

Where are you?
I'm starting to get nervous.

I'm about to go
into my interview,

I don't know
where you are...

Could
you...
Ms. Fox?

Yes. I-I am,
I am Ms. Fox.

I am Kate Fox.

I'm ready to come
in there and blow it up!

[imitates explosion]

I'll be with you
in a few minutes.

My skirt is too short.

I just wanted
to let you know,

that's...

BEN:
Dad.

Hey. What are you doing here?

Toasting a new
business relationship.

I know that
cardigan.

Mustard stain,
upper right.

I have a couple questions to ask
you about your cleaning process.

Katie primed the pump-- I'm just
getting water from the well.

Here we go.
Kate, Kate, Kate.

Where is the
golden child?

Ooh, right! I was supposed to
meet her for an audition,

or a interview, or...

something...

Ah, well,
she'll be okay.
Wait, what?

Well, I can't
leave now.

Dad, you were supposed to be
there for her.

She'll be fine.

Look, she doesn't
have your confidence,

so I wrote her
a little thing to memorize.

She'll be able to fake her way
right through it.

Besides, there were
lots of things

when you were growing up
I wasn't there for.

But you guys were always
fine on your own.

[scoffs]

We weren't on our own, Dad.

[choked up]:
Did that feel a little heavy?

That felt really
dramatic on my end.

I feel like I haven't
blinked in a while.

So I guess you could say

that I've overcome a lot
in my life.

Um, it's a heart wrenching
tale...

let me tell you.

Um, I'm
a single mom.

I've, I'm, I-I've...

fought many
battles that have

made me s...

something that
escapes me right now.

Um, uh... come back to that.

And, um, something about a road

not taken...

I'm sorry. I feel like I...

I digressed. [laughs]

I digress. Um...

Uh... what was the question?

"Would you like some water?"

I'm sorry. I'm really
not good at this.

Is there a way that
we could reschedule,

and, like,
erase this part?

[knocking]Yes? Can I help you?

I'm sorry to interrupt.
Buchanan's the name.

Buchanan Jones.

I'm an adjunct

professor
and...

I believe you parked

in the spot reserved
for my Segway.

A word, please?

FYI, uh... redheads are
my Achilles' heel.

[laughs]

KATE: I don't
know what to do.

Dad gave me all
this stuff to memorize.

I can't remember...You don't need

to memorize anything, and you
don't need any tricks.

Okay? All you need
to remember

is that you're
awesome.

You're not just
related to Dad.

You're related
to me. Okay?

Knock 'em dead.

If you need me,
I'll be out in the quad.

There were a bunch of coeds

that were like
vibing me super hard.

Yeah. I'll probably take
off my shirt.

Feels like they
wanted that, you know?

Hey...

Are you ready to continue?

[exhales]

Yeah.

Yes. I am, actually.

Um... [sniffles]

Can we start over?

My name is Kate Fox

and I really want
to go back to college.

[gentle melody plays]

♪ Let's dance in style

♪ Let's dance for a while

♪ Heaven can wait

♪ We're only watching
the skies ♪

♪ Hoping for the best

♪ But expecting the worst

♪ Are you gonna drop
the bomb or not? ♪

♪ Let us die young
or let us live forever... ♪

So, Ben, what
do you think?

Kind of threw it together
last minute,

but I believe
that I pulled it off.

Styrofoam cups?

Cookies still
in their packaging?

What is this,
an AA meeting?

[scoffs]

I accept the things
that I cannot change.

Like everything
at this party!

♪ Praising our leaders,
we're getting in tune... ♪

What do you think of the dance?

I love it.
It's so pretty.

Yeah, I know.

I hate it, too.

They look so cute.

Yeah.

There's no, like,

[British accent]:
Boo, I hate it here!

Can I leave,
I need to go get drunk.

Can I, please?
Oh, Kate, no...

What's going
on with you?

Well... first, I'm
already drunk.

And second...

I'm not sure,

but I think Buddy
and I are in love.

Oh, no.
Yeah.

I'm so sorry.Thank you.

You must be devastated.Yeah.

It's been very,
very difficult.

RANDY:
Hey.

Sorry I'm late.
How'd your thing go?

Mm...

It was good.

Turns out, I did not
need you there.

You see?
You're welcome.

Heh.

Go dance with your
granddaughter.

Oh!

Here's your cut of the dough
from the Su deal.

[pops tongue]

♪ Youth is like diamonds
in the sun... ♪

May I cut in?

Ah. No. You may not.

Grandpa!

Hey, kiddo!
[chuckles]

Okay, keep smiling.

Just... act like that didn't

just completely destroy you.

[fakes a laugh]

Keep smiling.

Having a
great time...

He's never
gonna change.

Nope.

But he is
leaving tomorrow.

♪ I want to be forever...

Oh...
Ugh, gross.

Ugh.
Oh, come on.

[scoffs]

Aw...

Oh, that was

so sweet.
I know.

God, I hate him.

I know, me, too.

Thank you for
being there for me.

Somebody has to be.

[laughs]

And I'll tell you what.

Hmm?
When you
graduate,

if you still want to
open that bar...

Yeah?you can call it "Ben's."

I'm not, I'm never
gonna do that.

Ben's is
a stupid name.

But I did think of a way

to thank you for today.

["Wild Wild Life" begins
playing]

♪ I'm wearing

[guests exclaiming]

Ah!♪ My fur pajamas

♪ I ride a...

♪ It's tickling

♪ My fancy

♪ Speak up

♪ I can't hear you

♪ Here on this mountaintop

♪ Oh, oh-oh

♪ I got some wild, wild life

♪ Paint a picture

♪ Of me in the daylight

♪ Oh-oh

♪ And it's a wild, wild life

♪ You've grown so tall

♪ You've grown so fast

♪ Ah, ah-ah

♪ Wild, wild

♪ I know that's
the way you like it ♪

♪ Oh-oh

♪ Living wild, wild,
wild, wild ♪

♪ Life.

So this is one
of the songs

I had planned for the
father-daughter dance.

Let 'er rip.

[plays scale]

♪ You want your first dance
to be fun ♪

♪ So don't just do it
with anyone ♪

♪ Do it with Daddy...

♪ I'll choose the dress

♪ And the corsage

♪ We'll have some punch

♪ And Fromage

♪ Do it with Daddy

♪ Yes, you're Daddy's
little girl ♪

♪ Like an acorn to a squirrel

♪ Do it with Daddy...

You know, I don't think
this is a good idea.

Why not?

For a lot of reasons.

Mostly the line,

"do it with Daddy."

I'm feeling judged.