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If you're just joining,
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we are about to witness
a human consciousness
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reinserted into
a printed clone body.
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Kristina Soon is reporting from
the site of the first download.
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Kristina, what are scientists
saying about
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the implications
of today's procedure?
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Well, that they are effectively
reversing the upload process,
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bringing us closer
to endless corporeal life.
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Thanks, Kristina. More from you
in Cupertino in a moment.
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Oscar Mayer Intel.
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Pushing the boundaries of meat.
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Big night.
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It'll be perfect.
Everything's set.
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No, I was talking about
the download.
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That could be me soon.
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And there.
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Not bad for a dead guy.
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So dope, right?
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I don't know. It had more...
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wow factor in the picture.
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How about... Oh.
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This one.
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Yes.
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Yes. This is it. I love it.
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This just feels right.
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Uh...
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You look like a Jonas brother.
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Great.
Tonight's about me anyway.
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I don't think so.
Can I see... this one?
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If you upgrade
to Timberlake Plus.
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Okay.
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Do I dare?
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Dare.
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Yes.
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Uh, maybe we save the money
for a download.
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Are you kidding?
It's perfect, babe. Go on.
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Oh, hey, hey, hey. Hi.
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Boundaries.
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Relax, it's just the AI
doing its job.
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Okay.
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- Let's talk boutonnieres.
- Yes.
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- Eh, not really my style.
- Baby, come on.
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Today is our day. Right?
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I've been planning
every detail for a month.
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Okay.
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Good boyf.
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- Rianne, turn your fucking walkie on.
- Jesus.
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No, Sheri needs candle duty
backup. What have I...
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Good move just saying yes, bro.
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As the account holder,
she's got all the power.
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- Please.
- Hey, man.
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You want to fight her,
it's your funeral.
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- I can't deal with any more hiccups.
- Oh, shit.
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- I can't.
- Hey. Hey, come here.
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Everything is gonna be great.
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It's not about the food
or the decorations.
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- Kinda.
- It's about having your friends and family
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all gathered to honor you.
All right?
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I'm gonna love it. I promise.
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Not to party poop,
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but upload funerals
tend to be a little, mm... lame.
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No, I think you're just
predicting your own,
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which will probably be
poorly attended,
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but I was very popular.
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I've been waiting
my whole life for this.
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- Tonight's gonna fucking rock.
- Yeah.
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Okay.
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Oh, shit!
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Are we good here?
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'Cause, uh, I'm gonna
go watch this on a real TV.
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Uh, no offense.
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There are about 200 people
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in the room here
witnessing this.
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You can go, too.
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- Ugh.
- In seconds, the consciousness
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of Rupert Tilford
will be reinserted
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into this clone body,
printed by Oscar Meyer Intel
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from his DNA.
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This is my ticket home.
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Tilford had the winning bid of
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$4 billion,
earning him the distinction of
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becoming the first download
in human history.
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Many would agree the opportunity
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to live again in real life
is worth any price.
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Okay, the team is now cueing up
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the reinsertion process.
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This will carry
thousands of terabytes of data
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- into the clone.
- And that data,
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- that's his consciousness, right?
- Correct.
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The machine is
a reverse Scanner,
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reorganizing
the synaptic connections
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in his brain cells.
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Rupert, can you hear me?
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They've made contact.
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- Uh...
- I-I smell...
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uh, sweat.
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It's fantastic.
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I'm me again.
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Can you feel any sensation?
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I can feel everything.
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It's so beautiful.
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Oh. Oh. Oh.
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Oh. Look.
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Look, my fingers, my toes.
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It worked!
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What? What's the matter?
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Oh. Oh, no.
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Uh, levels are dropping.
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Inject reserve unit supply.
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O-Okay, okay, stop.
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Okay, this doesn't feel good.
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- Mm...
- Ew.
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Re-upload me.
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Re-upload me! Now!
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Fucking upload me! Now!
Fuck science!
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This is Kris...
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Yeah, fuck those
motherfucking tech assholes!
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"Upload me! Upload me!"
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Mm-hmm.
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Well, I...
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guess I'll be here
a little longer than we thought.
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That's okay, baby.
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'Cause I'll be right here
with you.
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Oh.
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Oh, bebs,
they just opened the doors.
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I got to go.
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Oh, shit.
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How fast can you fix this?
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How are you feeling, Luke?
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Lately? Can't complain.
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I feel like I found
a really great friend in Nathan,
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so if I ever start to feel
weird, I just focus on that.
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Really? That was fast.
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And his funeral is soon, so...
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when I'm the perfect shoulder
to lean on,
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I think we'll hit
best friend status.
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Possibly.
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Wait. What do you know?
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Well, are you sure
you're invited?
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Doesn't his funeral start
in ten minutes?
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Yeah. We got to
cut it short today.
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Angel!
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- What room is Nathan New Guy in?
- Which Nathan? Nathan Greenstein?
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- Sure, Nathan New Guy.
- 10440.
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Ew, God, no! Angel!
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- What?
- Young Nathan New Guy!
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- Oh, the chisely one? Uh, Nathan Brown?
- Yes!
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Oh, well, have you considered
minding your own damn business?
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I cannot keep giving
you information just because you...
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- I don't have time for this bullshit. One star!
- Ask me for the information.
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- Angel supervisor!
- Wait, no, no, no, you don't have to...
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- You don't have to...
- Hi.
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My dumb angel is sucking again.
I need the room of
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my close friend and confidante,
Nathan Brown.
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I will throw myself
into the torrent right now
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if I don't get it;
That's how frustrating
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she's making this whole process.
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Thank you for your feedback.
I can assist you.
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Nathan Brown is in 10556.
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- Thank you.
- You're so welcome.
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Jesus Christ, I almost
killed myself because of you.
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You know, when you say that,
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- it doesn't really have a meaning anymore, so...
- Damn it.
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He's already heading over,
and he looks fantastic.
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Angel, formal suit options.
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Don't forget to
keep your chin up, okay?
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Hi. Enjoy the gift bags.
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Ingrid.
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You outdid yourself.
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And may I say,
mourning suits you.
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Aw, Derek. Nathan's really
looking forward to seeing you.
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That's a... that's a nice suit.
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Hey, you are gonna
bounce back so fast.
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You're such a strong woman.
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How much is it costing you
to keep him up there?
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Just curious. I mean...
Don't get me wrong,
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I love the guy. Love the guy.
I'd do anything for him.
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But, uh, you know
you can do better. Right?
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- Right?
- Okay.
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Wow.
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Oh, yeah, I remember that.
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That was one of
my top five haircuts.
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Wouldn't miss it for the world.
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Hey. What? Wait, what now?
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Do you need a minute?
On your count, you let me know.
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Oh, you're here for the funeral.
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Um, actually,
my girlfriend kind of
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planned the whole thing and...
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she's trying to keep it
pretty small.
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What?
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- Come on!
- Look, man, I didn't want to play
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the vet card this early
in our best friendship,
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- but I wore my dress blues.
- Yeah, I'm not gonna argue with that.
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- Let's do this.
- Yes!
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- And, uh, Luke?
- Yes.
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Cool.
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Oh.
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Nathan.
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I'm so sorry about your death.
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And so pleased about
your britches.
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I do
hope that style returns permanently.
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Well, thanks for coming,
Mildred, um...
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Mm.
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Oh.
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Who is that?
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Ingrid's grandmother.
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Yeah, she a hundred years old.
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Okay, but, like,
she's hot, right?
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Something about that
Great Depression vibe,
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like she'd do anything
for a can of soup.
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Yeah.
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Oh.
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Ing-lo Saxon.
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My Brownie. Hi.
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Ooh. Ow.
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- Sorry.
- It's okay. Just say hi to my folks.
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Hey, guys. Thanks for coming.
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Well, we love Lakeview
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and we are a Horizen family,
after all.
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Three generations
of unlimited data.
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Yeah. Jack, your hair looks
really clean today.
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Mommy washed it.
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All right.
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Nath-him? I barely knew him.
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D-bag. D-money. What's...
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- Fuck me. I forgot.
- Yeah.
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You're dead, man. What's up?
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I'll take some of that action.
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Hey, man, is Jamie with you?
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I don't know, man.
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I-I went to pick him up
and he flaked on me.
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Said he had too much work to do,
said you left him
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- "in a jam."
- No.
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He's not returning my calls.
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Hold on.
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- Oh.
- Hey.
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Mom.
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You look so real.
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I am real, Mom.
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Well, I watched your head
burn off.
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Okay.
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How's the food?
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Oh, that's the best part.
We get to eat
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maple bacon doughnuts
for breakfast every day.
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Ooh, I've never had
one of those.
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Remember when
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I used to pull a quarter
from your ear?
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I can't do that now,
'cause you're in a video game.
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What a beautiful day
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for the celebration of our
dearly uploaded Nathan Brown.
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Brought to you by L'Oréal.
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Please enjoy
a randomly generated slideshow
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of Nathan's own memories
and iPhoto library
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on the screen above me.
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On Saturday,
he ate through one slice of chocolate cake,
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one ice cream cone...
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Aw, my PAW Patrol lamp.
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One slice of cheese,
one slice of salami,
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one lollipop, one...
260
00:11:32,359 --> 00:11:35,319
Ooh. Be right back.
261
00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:43,501
What's with the waves?
262
00:11:43,537 --> 00:11:45,577
I don't know.
263
00:11:45,622 --> 00:11:46,672
It's a setting.
264
00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:49,416
They-they use it
to cover nudity.
265
00:11:49,459 --> 00:11:52,129
Probably in this case,
jerking off.
266
00:11:52,170 --> 00:11:54,380
Perfect.
267
00:11:54,423 --> 00:11:55,763
How do you know Nathan?
268
00:11:55,799 --> 00:11:59,339
Oh, me?
Uh, we, uh, work together.
269
00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:00,596
- Mm.
- You?
270
00:12:00,637 --> 00:12:02,177
Engineering school.
Carnegie Mellon.
271
00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:03,392
I'm Bethany.
272
00:12:03,432 --> 00:12:05,312
- Holden.
- Glynn.
273
00:12:05,350 --> 00:12:06,980
Nora.
274
00:12:07,018 --> 00:12:10,808
So, what was Nathan like
in college?
275
00:12:10,856 --> 00:12:14,026
He was a well-adjusted freshman
that got hotter every year.
276
00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:16,987
By the end, he had a minor
in narcissism.
277
00:12:17,028 --> 00:12:18,948
- It was a campus full of nerds.
- Yes.
278
00:12:18,989 --> 00:12:21,119
So he was a big fish
in a small pond.
279
00:12:21,158 --> 00:12:23,658
He was a barracuda
in a fucking toilet bowl.
280
00:12:25,120 --> 00:12:27,910
Not cocky,
just on top of the world.
281
00:12:27,956 --> 00:12:30,536
- He was a good boyfriend though.
- Yeah.
282
00:12:30,584 --> 00:12:32,384
- True.
- Wait.
283
00:12:32,419 --> 00:12:33,499
You all dated him?
284
00:12:33,545 --> 00:12:35,064
Yeah, there was a gap
between each of us...
285
00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:36,668
A small gap, but a gap.
286
00:12:36,715 --> 00:12:38,375
Huh.
287
00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:39,965
Did you ever date Nathan?
288
00:12:40,010 --> 00:12:42,100
Oh, uh, no.
289
00:12:42,137 --> 00:12:43,847
I don't, I don't think
I'm his type.
290
00:12:43,889 --> 00:12:45,849
- At-at all.
- Really?
291
00:12:45,891 --> 00:12:46,891
Yeah, I think you are.
292
00:12:49,853 --> 00:12:51,122
Oh.
293
00:12:51,146 --> 00:12:53,896
I don't know.
294
00:12:53,940 --> 00:12:56,070
No. Try one more, one more.
295
00:12:57,486 --> 00:12:59,026
Ew.
296
00:12:59,070 --> 00:13:01,780
Stop, that's so bad.
297
00:13:01,823 --> 00:13:03,583
Hey. How do you think
this is going?
298
00:13:03,617 --> 00:13:04,987
This is going
pretty well, right?
299
00:13:05,035 --> 00:13:06,535
Wait, where are they going?
300
00:13:06,578 --> 00:13:08,368
Oh, Rams game.
301
00:13:11,374 --> 00:13:12,884
Hey, baby.
302
00:13:40,987 --> 00:13:44,067
Lord...
303
00:13:44,115 --> 00:13:46,735
I googled Nathan Brown.
304
00:13:46,785 --> 00:13:47,985
And I liked what I saw.
305
00:13:48,036 --> 00:13:51,286
Our Nathan was a son, a friend,
306
00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:52,831
a one-time catalog model.
307
00:13:52,874 --> 00:13:54,004
Two-time. Two-time.
308
00:13:54,042 --> 00:13:57,212
Accomplished barista...
309
00:13:57,254 --> 00:14:01,054
and an avid fan of
a violent children's game.
310
00:14:01,091 --> 00:14:02,381
What, is he doing a Mad Libs?
311
00:14:02,425 --> 00:14:04,585
I gave him some basic info
about you.
312
00:14:04,636 --> 00:14:07,426
- He's not wrong.
- No, he-he's making me sound immature.
313
00:14:07,472 --> 00:14:09,062
I had big things in the works.
314
00:14:09,099 --> 00:14:10,979
Well, that didn't exactly
pan out.
315
00:14:11,017 --> 00:14:12,703
You gave
Methuselah a thousand years
316
00:14:12,727 --> 00:14:14,147
and he praised your name.
317
00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:15,727
Lord, you gave Noah
318
00:14:15,772 --> 00:14:18,022
950 years,
319
00:14:18,066 --> 00:14:20,146
hallelu!
320
00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:23,283
Psalm 88:10.
321
00:14:23,321 --> 00:14:25,007
Do
you show your wonders to the dead?
322
00:14:26,116 --> 00:14:28,616
Do their spirits rise up
323
00:14:28,660 --> 00:14:30,910
and praise you?!
324
00:14:30,954 --> 00:14:35,134
So with zero seconds to spare,
goggle rings around my eyes.
325
00:14:35,166 --> 00:14:36,996
What? Thank God for Gina.
326
00:14:37,043 --> 00:14:38,553
What-what'd she do...
327
00:14:38,587 --> 00:14:41,587
Hey. Hey, turn it back.
328
00:14:41,631 --> 00:14:43,801
I'm just checking the score.
329
00:14:43,842 --> 00:14:45,262
Right now.
330
00:14:47,262 --> 00:14:49,812
So, how do you know Nathan?
331
00:14:49,848 --> 00:14:53,638
We won a SoCal Shoot the World
tournament back in 2030.
332
00:14:53,685 --> 00:14:56,515
In the gaming community,
they call me "Bear Claw."
333
00:14:56,563 --> 00:14:58,943
No big deal. You play?
334
00:14:58,982 --> 00:15:00,942
God, no. No.
But I was active duty,
335
00:15:00,984 --> 00:15:03,324
which is, you know,
shooting the real world.
336
00:15:03,361 --> 00:15:06,281
In the Army community,
they call me "corporal."
337
00:15:06,323 --> 00:15:07,913
Very big deal.
338
00:15:07,949 --> 00:15:09,739
Cool.
339
00:15:09,784 --> 00:15:12,544
Ah, I wish we could've given you
a ceremony that was more you.
340
00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:14,289
Money's just tight these days.
341
00:15:14,331 --> 00:15:16,081
But things are okay, right?
342
00:15:16,124 --> 00:15:19,794
I-I mean, you got the payout
from the business with Jamie?
343
00:15:19,836 --> 00:15:22,206
We got your equity shares.
344
00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:24,585
And to be honest,
it wasn't very much.
345
00:15:24,633 --> 00:15:27,933
I-I mean, Jamie said a lot
went to tying up loose ends
346
00:15:27,969 --> 00:15:29,969
'cause you didn't
finish the work.
347
00:15:38,104 --> 00:15:39,314
You're Ingrid Kannerman.
348
00:15:39,356 --> 00:15:41,726
Those are a lot
of hors d'oeuvres.
349
00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:44,402
I'm sorry, who are you?
350
00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:46,324
Fran Booth, investigator.
351
00:15:46,363 --> 00:15:47,533
Health investigator?
352
00:15:47,572 --> 00:15:50,662
No, a suspicious circumstances
investigator.
353
00:15:50,700 --> 00:15:53,450
Think of me
as a famous detective.
354
00:15:53,495 --> 00:15:55,955
I have questions for you
about the night of the incident.
355
00:15:55,997 --> 00:15:57,207
Question one...
356
00:15:58,416 --> 00:16:00,336
Hmm, you suddenly stiffened.
357
00:16:00,377 --> 00:16:01,747
Nervous?
358
00:16:03,046 --> 00:16:04,607
I'm just trying
to understand the context
359
00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:07,381
of your so-called boyfriend's
premature upload.
360
00:16:07,425 --> 00:16:08,795
Okay, he's my
boyfriend-boyfriend,
361
00:16:08,843 --> 00:16:10,393
and it was not premature.
362
00:16:10,428 --> 00:16:11,638
He was dying.
363
00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:13,260
Not according to the hospital.
364
00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:15,266
His vitals were going back up.
365
00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:18,268
In case you were hoping for a
big payout from the car company,
366
00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:19,441
hope for something else.
367
00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:21,059
Okay. Fran, is it?
368
00:16:21,106 --> 00:16:24,896
So there's some really amazing
deep hair conditioning masks
369
00:16:24,943 --> 00:16:26,783
in those gift bags over there.
370
00:16:26,820 --> 00:16:28,610
Maybe you should
check those out.
371
00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:30,235
Hair masks are for ding-dongs.
372
00:16:30,281 --> 00:16:32,741
Okay. I'm gonna say a few words.
373
00:16:32,784 --> 00:16:34,664
- I'll be listening.
- That's good.
374
00:16:34,703 --> 00:16:37,003
- That's why I told you.
- Yeah.
375
00:16:38,456 --> 00:16:40,416
Bye.
376
00:16:42,085 --> 00:16:43,835
Excuse me. Thank you.
377
00:16:47,048 --> 00:16:49,678
Thank you all for being here
to celebrate
378
00:16:49,718 --> 00:16:52,678
in this beautiful location,
with a well-curated menu
379
00:16:52,721 --> 00:16:55,141
and tasteful
floral arrangements.
380
00:16:55,181 --> 00:16:59,231
Though today has been
blissfully perfect in many ways,
381
00:16:59,269 --> 00:17:01,809
we need to remember
a tragic event
382
00:17:01,855 --> 00:17:04,975
that happened
to a very important person:
383
00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:06,194
Rupert Tilford.
384
00:17:06,234 --> 00:17:07,654
What?
385
00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:10,324
The download misfire
was a shock to us all,
386
00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:12,623
as men and women
of good conscience
387
00:17:12,657 --> 00:17:15,407
and as a global community.
388
00:17:15,452 --> 00:17:19,582
Now, you can focus
on the bloody aftermath...
389
00:17:19,622 --> 00:17:21,622
And there was a lot of blood...
390
00:17:21,666 --> 00:17:25,836
Or... you can focus
on those beautiful four seconds,
391
00:17:25,879 --> 00:17:30,679
when an upload was
back in his own body.
392
00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:32,217
Come on.
393
00:17:32,260 --> 00:17:36,850
Now, I choose to live
in those four seconds,
394
00:17:36,890 --> 00:17:40,060
because positive thinking
is truly the most powerful force
395
00:17:40,101 --> 00:17:41,601
we have in this world.
396
00:17:41,644 --> 00:17:43,444
Am I right?
397
00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:44,690
So...
398
00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:47,401
to those four seconds.
399
00:17:50,779 --> 00:17:52,319
Those four seconds!
400
00:17:52,363 --> 00:17:53,703
Thank you.
401
00:17:54,991 --> 00:17:57,241
Uh... Hey.
402
00:17:57,285 --> 00:18:00,035
Babe, um, can you clink
your glass again for me?
403
00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:02,289
- Oh. Sure, booby.
- Thanks.
404
00:18:02,332 --> 00:18:03,752
Whoops. One more.
405
00:18:05,043 --> 00:18:06,843
Hey. Hey, everyone.
406
00:18:06,878 --> 00:18:08,378
Um, thank you all for coming.
407
00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:10,631
At this time,
I would just like to ask,
408
00:18:10,673 --> 00:18:14,183
you know, any of my friends
if they want to say...
409
00:18:14,219 --> 00:18:17,849
anything... about me.
410
00:18:17,889 --> 00:18:19,969
I-I always knew you jerked it
to women's tennis.
411
00:18:20,016 --> 00:18:22,436
- Okay.
- Was it the grunting, or...?
412
00:18:23,895 --> 00:18:24,975
Okay.
413
00:18:25,021 --> 00:18:26,248
Would anyone other than Uncle...
414
00:18:26,272 --> 00:18:27,666
Uncle Larry,
put your fucking hand down.
415
00:18:27,690 --> 00:18:30,650
Anyone else at all want to
say something?
416
00:18:30,693 --> 00:18:33,073
Maybe a nice eulogy? Derek?
417
00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:34,112
Oh, he's gone.
418
00:18:34,155 --> 00:18:36,155
Um, okay.
419
00:18:36,199 --> 00:18:38,079
Uh, Bobby?
420
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:40,077
Jamie?
421
00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:41,329
No-shows.
422
00:18:41,371 --> 00:18:43,331
Um...
423
00:18:43,373 --> 00:18:44,753
Willia...
424
00:18:44,791 --> 00:18:45,921
William!
425
00:18:46,918 --> 00:18:47,918
William.
426
00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:50,300
Uh, as, uh,
427
00:18:50,338 --> 00:18:52,338
manager of Nathan's
apartment complex...
428
00:18:52,382 --> 00:18:53,512
No. No, no. No.
429
00:18:53,550 --> 00:18:55,930
Uh, other William?
430
00:18:55,969 --> 00:18:57,049
He left.
431
00:18:58,388 --> 00:18:59,968
He was a nice guy.
432
00:19:00,014 --> 00:19:01,984
We both were named William.
433
00:19:02,016 --> 00:19:03,636
Oh, God.
Uh, let's go to New York.
434
00:19:03,685 --> 00:19:05,135
Maybe...
435
00:19:06,563 --> 00:19:07,523
Oh.
436
00:19:07,564 --> 00:19:09,734
Hey, Bethany, Glynn, Holden.
437
00:19:09,774 --> 00:19:10,944
- Hey.
- Hey. -Hi.
438
00:19:11,985 --> 00:19:13,565
What?
439
00:19:13,611 --> 00:19:14,991
Hi.
440
00:19:15,029 --> 00:19:15,989
No!
441
00:19:16,030 --> 00:19:18,320
No more exes, please.
442
00:19:18,366 --> 00:19:20,576
What was wrong with my speech?
443
00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:23,158
Uh...
444
00:19:23,204 --> 00:19:25,834
well, you didn't even
mention me.
445
00:19:25,874 --> 00:19:28,334
I mean, not that I got
to choose any details,
446
00:19:28,376 --> 00:19:30,836
but to not even be mentioned?
447
00:19:30,879 --> 00:19:33,049
Okay, do you have something
you want to say?
448
00:19:33,089 --> 00:19:35,719
A month ago, I wasn't even
planning on attending
449
00:19:35,758 --> 00:19:37,388
my own funeral,
450
00:19:37,427 --> 00:19:39,797
but I really never
would've guessed
451
00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:41,806
that it would suck this hard.
452
00:19:41,848 --> 00:19:44,428
Suck?
453
00:19:44,475 --> 00:19:46,015
Italian cortito suit.
454
00:19:46,060 --> 00:19:47,810
- Oh, God.
- Boutonniere.
455
00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:50,114
Minibar
chips at nine bucks a bag.
456
00:19:50,148 --> 00:19:52,318
- I put those back.
- How about therapy dog?
457
00:19:52,358 --> 00:19:53,938
- Angel service?
- Great. Great.
458
00:19:53,985 --> 00:19:56,025
Why don't you just delete me,
save all the money?
459
00:19:56,070 --> 00:19:57,070
Okay, don't tempt me.
460
00:19:58,823 --> 00:20:01,583
Your friend Derek made it pretty
clear I could go home with him.
461
00:20:09,459 --> 00:20:11,589
You're right.
462
00:20:11,628 --> 00:20:13,838
I'm just being ungrateful.
463
00:20:15,298 --> 00:20:17,428
So let's just do
whatever you want.
464
00:20:17,467 --> 00:20:19,087
Thank you.
465
00:20:26,976 --> 00:20:28,306
- This is too sad.
- Yeah.
466
00:20:28,353 --> 00:20:29,705
We're gonna get a table
across the street,
467
00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:30,939
if you want to join.
468
00:20:30,980 --> 00:20:32,520
Oh, uh, I can't.
469
00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:34,225
Long commute home.
470
00:20:34,275 --> 00:20:36,185
But... thanks.
471
00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:37,588
Yeah. It was
really great to meet you,
472
00:20:37,612 --> 00:20:40,702
even if it did get a little dark
towards the end there.
473
00:20:54,462 --> 00:20:55,882
Hey, Cousin Fran.
474
00:20:55,922 --> 00:20:57,342
Nice of you to come.
475
00:20:57,382 --> 00:20:59,222
Sorry for your loss.
476
00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:00,928
Do you have any enemies,
477
00:21:00,969 --> 00:21:02,889
and can you list them
in order of most likely
478
00:21:02,929 --> 00:21:04,469
to want to kill you
to least likely?
479
00:21:04,514 --> 00:21:05,934
What? What is this about?
480
00:21:05,974 --> 00:21:08,104
I'm helping your mom sue
Google Motors.
481
00:21:08,142 --> 00:21:11,402
It is my theory
your car was tampered with.
482
00:21:11,437 --> 00:21:13,727
But you're not an investigator.
483
00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:16,033
You're a middle school
gym teacher.
484
00:21:16,067 --> 00:21:18,107
I'm excellent at puzzles.
485
00:21:19,195 --> 00:21:21,025
Okay. Well...
486
00:21:21,072 --> 00:21:23,242
I don't remember
having any enemies.
487
00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:26,082
But I have been having
some memory problems lately.
488
00:21:26,119 --> 00:21:27,449
Oh, just like your car.
489
00:21:27,495 --> 00:21:28,905
Interesting.
490
00:21:30,748 --> 00:21:31,998
Right.
491
00:21:32,041 --> 00:21:35,291
- Well, enjoy the snacks, Fran.
- I have.
492
00:21:44,637 --> 00:21:47,967
Please grab a L'Oréal
gift bag on your way out.
493
00:21:48,016 --> 00:21:49,386
Thank you.
494
00:21:53,396 --> 00:21:56,726
You know I didn't mean those
things I said before, right?
495
00:21:56,774 --> 00:21:58,404
I know, babe.
496
00:22:00,236 --> 00:22:01,816
Best funeral ever.
497
00:22:01,863 --> 00:22:03,413
Yeah.
498
00:22:03,448 --> 00:22:05,068
It was.
499
00:22:08,661 --> 00:22:11,411
Okay, Rianne! Where are you?
500
00:22:13,750 --> 00:22:15,630
Rianne?
501
00:22:16,669 --> 00:22:18,089
Yo, dog.
502
00:22:18,129 --> 00:22:19,589
Check it.
503
00:22:23,384 --> 00:22:25,474
Hmm.
504
00:22:28,681 --> 00:22:30,221
That you?
505
00:22:30,266 --> 00:22:31,386
Yeah.
506
00:22:31,434 --> 00:22:33,604
The new Botox Babies dropped.
507
00:22:33,644 --> 00:22:35,864
I saved it to watch together.
508
00:22:35,897 --> 00:22:38,317
Oh, yes.
509
00:22:38,357 --> 00:22:39,857
You're the best.
510
00:22:39,901 --> 00:22:41,441
All right, give me two seconds.
511
00:22:41,486 --> 00:22:44,566
Just want to see if someone
is working late in L.A.
512
00:22:47,450 --> 00:22:49,160
Call Josh Pitzer.
513
00:22:51,329 --> 00:22:52,709
Josh Pitzer.
514
00:22:52,747 --> 00:22:54,077
Mr. Pitzer. Hi.
515
00:22:54,123 --> 00:22:55,883
Nora Antony from New York.
516
00:22:55,917 --> 00:22:57,337
Christ, it's, like,
1:00 a.m. there.
517
00:22:57,376 --> 00:22:58,536
Why are you stalking me?
518
00:22:58,586 --> 00:23:00,836
I had a couple questions
about Nathan Brown, who came in
519
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:04,090
with Jamie Arpaz to talk
about a project called Beyond.
520
00:23:04,133 --> 00:23:06,223
I'm not going to confirm
or deny any of that,
521
00:23:06,260 --> 00:23:08,010
and the fact
you have knowledge of it
522
00:23:08,054 --> 00:23:10,224
tells me that someone's
broken an NDA, so...
523
00:23:10,264 --> 00:23:12,354
Nathan Brown is dead.
524
00:23:12,391 --> 00:23:14,731
I was just at his funeral.
525
00:23:14,769 --> 00:23:16,349
Wow.
526
00:23:16,395 --> 00:23:19,265
They were both so young. Um...
527
00:23:19,315 --> 00:23:21,775
I mean, I was angry
528
00:23:21,818 --> 00:23:24,568
at the one who refused to sell,
but I would never want this.
529
00:23:24,612 --> 00:23:26,072
Which one died?
530
00:23:26,114 --> 00:23:28,414
Was it the shy one or the-the
really good-looking guy?
531
00:23:28,449 --> 00:23:30,789
The really good-looking guy.
532
00:23:30,827 --> 00:23:33,407
Tell me, why did they refuse
your investment?
533
00:23:33,454 --> 00:23:36,084
They didn't.
I mean, I don't know
534
00:23:36,124 --> 00:23:38,964
who you're talking about,
and none of that ever happened.
535
00:23:49,470 --> 00:23:51,180
Jamie.
536
00:23:51,222 --> 00:23:52,699
The person at 2-1-3-5-
537
00:23:52,723 --> 00:23:54,103
M-percent-sign-
538
00:23:54,142 --> 00:23:57,482
5-7-3-1-8-9-2 is not available.
539
00:23:57,520 --> 00:23:59,560
To leave a message,
begin speaking at the tone.
540
00:24:00,690 --> 00:24:03,360
Hey. It was my funeral today.
541
00:24:03,401 --> 00:24:05,281
Yeah. Derek was there.
542
00:24:05,319 --> 00:24:06,609
He was a huge dick.
543
00:24:06,654 --> 00:24:08,954
I guess he was
hitting on Ingrid.
544
00:24:08,990 --> 00:24:11,490
Uh... oh, but I had a nice toast
given to me
545
00:24:11,534 --> 00:24:14,544
by my apartment manager
William, so...
546
00:24:14,579 --> 00:24:16,579
that was a huge highlight.
547
00:24:16,622 --> 00:24:19,792
Anyway, it was just weird
seeing everybody.
548
00:24:19,834 --> 00:24:22,504
Or, well, almost everybody.
549
00:24:23,754 --> 00:24:25,174
Give me a call sometime, man.
550
00:24:25,214 --> 00:24:27,224
Looks like I'll be here
for a while.
551
00:24:27,258 --> 00:24:30,888
Unless Ingrid
decides to stop paying the bills.
552
00:24:33,014 --> 00:24:34,604
Okay.
553
00:24:34,640 --> 00:24:37,390
I've had about enough
of today, but...
554
00:24:37,435 --> 00:24:39,765
you know,
tomorrow's a new one, right?
555
00:24:39,812 --> 00:24:41,812
Maybe I'll talk to you then.
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