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I'm James.

I'm 17.

And I'm pretty sure I'm a psychopath.

♪ I'm laughing on the outside ♪

♪ Crying on the inside ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm so in love ♪ ♪ With you ♪

I was eight when I realized I didn't have a sense of humor.

Why doesn't the Queen wave with this hand?

Eh? Why doesn't the Queen wave with this hand?

'Cause it's my hand!

I'd always wanted to punch my dad in the face.

♪ Laughing on the outside ♪

When I was nine, he bought a deep-fat fryer.

He saw it on an American shopping channel.

One day, I put my hand in it.

I wanted to make myself feel something.

When I was 15, I put my neighbor's cat in a box

and took it into the woods.

It probably had a name.

After that, I killed more animals.

And I remember every single one.

♪ Laughing on the outside ♪

♪ Crying on the inside ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm so in love ♪

♪ With you ♪

School was beneath me,

but it was a good place for observation and selection

because I had a plan.

I was gonna kill something bigger,

much bigger.

Hey.

I've seen you skating.

You're pretty shit.

Fuck off.

I get these moments when I have to lie down

because everything feels, sort of, too much.

And I look up and see the blue or the grey or the black

and I feel myself melting into it.

And for, like, a split second, I feel free

and happy.

Innocent.

Like a dog. Or an alien.

Or a baby.

Your presence is required, young lady.

Why are you talking like Downton Abbey?

Just get inside and help.

My mum used to be nice, but then she divorced my dad

and met... Tony.

Last week, he said he thought I needed a bigger bra.

So I threw a Chicken Kiev at his head.

Mum pretended that she hadn't heard him.

Now she has the perfect house and the perfect garden

in the perfect neighborhood...

with perfect twins.

Well...

their heads do smell nice, though.

It's true.

I haven't see my dad since I was eight.

He never fitted in. He couldn't settle.

So he had to leave.

I don't blame him.

But he sends me a card, without fail, every single birthday.

I understand, actually.

I don't trust people who fit in.

Is this from you?

What?

- What the fuck? - What?

I'm here. I'm literally here.

It's free.

♪ I've got so angry lately ♪

♪ Don't know what's wrong with me ♪

I'm not saying he's the answer,

but he's something.

♪ It's been so weird lately ♪

♪ Don't know what's wrong with me ♪

♪ Found you staring at the... ♪

Hey. Hey.

I've seen you skating.

I haven't.

You're pretty shit.

Fuck off.

Alyssa was new.

She'd started that term.

I thought she could be interesting to kill.

♪ Never fall in love again, no, no ♪

♪ Never fall in love again, no, no, never fall in love again ♪

♪ No, no, never fall in love again, no, no... ♪

Are you waiting for me?

So I pretended to fall in love with her.

What happened to your hand?

Shut up.

♪ I'll never fall in love again ♪

♪ I lost my one and only... ♪

I haven't got a phone.

OK.

I smashed it.

OK.

Like, on purpose.

OK.

So you can't call me.

OK.

I don't have a phone either.

- Really? - Yeah.

I hate them.

I knew that people in love went out on dates.

Do you wanna go on a date?

With me.

She said yes.

Hi, what can I get for you today?

Is this true?

"One of the top 10 greatest American dining experiences"?

Yeah!

I can take your orders.

- Uh... - I will have a...

banana split with extra cherries.

Mm-hmm.

Some blueberry pancakes.

Mm-hmm.

And a hot chocolate with cream.

You're hungry!

And an extra fucking spoon.

- Excuse me? - For him.

Sorry. You can't use language like that,

otherwise I'm gonna have to ask you and your boyfriend to leave.

OK.

OK, I'm sorry.

Sorry.

I will have...

a great big banana shit

with extra fucking cherries all on top of it.

OK, sorry, that's it. Right. Marvin!

Oh, yeah! Go get Marvin!

See if Marvin can make a banana split for me, you fucking cunt!

Bye, Marvin!

It seemed that Alyssa had some issues.

I think we live in the most boring town on the planet.

Yeah, maybe.

Everyone's so fucking square.

Well, they've got money. They feel safe.

Are you boring, too?

No.

She's the only cool person in this town.

- Her? - Yeah. She's done stuff.

She was probably a spy

and had, like, 15 abortions when it was illegal or something.

She's lived.

Really?

Whatever.

Can we go to your house?

Yeah, sure.

Why do you live in such a weird house?

I don't know.

There's too many windows.

Maybe.

Is that your mum?

Yeah.

She lives in Japan.

Cool. You look like her.

- This is pretty retro. - I don't like it.

Why not?

I just don't.

Alyssa was kind of a nymphomaniac.

What? Huh?

Oh, no.

The hunter has returned!

Cheers!

Well, this is nice.

What is?

This. You two. Eh?

What a relief!

I tell you what. I've never been sure if he even, you know...

I always thought there was something wrong with him!

I actually masturbated once a week for medical purposes.

I knew it wasn't good to let things build up.

I thought probably he was gay.

Which is... That's fine. Like...

Obviously.

But, uh, here you are.

Maybe I'm gay.

Maybe he's asexual.

We're dealing with a really broad spectrum these days.

Your dad's a prick.

Yeah, I know.

Sometimes, I feel like punching him in the face.

You should definitely do that.

Have you ever eaten a pussy before?

It was important to be confident in moments like this.

Yeah. A few.

I want you to eat mine.

Now?

Tomorrow.

I'll be here at 11.

I was ready at 11.

Actually, I was ready at ten.

It was important to work out the exact logistics beforehand.

When it got to 12, I started to think she might not be coming.

Sometimes, I worry that I ruin things.

But I feel... I dunno.

I feel comfortable with him.

Sort of safe.

- Lyssa. Alyssa. - What?

Put these on and come downstairs.

- What? - The party.

No way, I told you. I'm going out.

I am not having this argument again, Alyssa.

Mum, there's no way!

Please, love. I want you to be there.

For me.

♪ Here I go, falling down, down, down... ♪

Right. Those aren't for you. Hand them round.

Hiya!

♪ I go deep into the funnel of love ♪

- All right? - Go away.

Here.

Have a beer.

Chill out.

Thanks, Tone.

This is a load of bullshit. Your life is bullshit.

Oh, well, if you hate it so much...

leave.

I'm serious.

Do us all a favor.

You look good when you make an effort, don't you?

♪ I learned the truth at 17 ♪

♪ That love was meant for beauty queens ♪

♪ And high-school girls with clear-skinned smiles... ♪

Sometimes, everything is suddenly really simple.

It's like everything shifts in a moment.

And you step out of your body,

out of your life.

You step out and you see where you are really clearly.

You see yourself.

And you think...

Fuck. This. Shit.

♪ And those of us with ravaged faces ♪

♪ Lacking in the social graces ♪

♪ Desperately remained at home ♪

♪ Inventing lovers on the phone ♪

James!

I think being angry and sad at the same time really turns me on.

Come here.

I think I could fall in love with him.

Also...

he has a car.

I wondered if it'd be easier to slit her throat if I flipped her round.

Whether it would be better not to see her face,

but then, the angle.

It was a conundrum.

- What? - Let's get out of here.

- What? - I'm serious.

Let's leave this shithole town. Now.

You hate it. I hate it. Our parents are dickheads.

You've got a car.

- It's my dad's. - Who's a dickhead.

I'm going, whether you come with me or not. Are you in?

Please say yes.

I figured...

I wasn't in a rush.

Yeah, all right.

♪ Superboy, Supergirl ♪

♪ Oh, I've got a question for your Superworld ♪

♪ What gets you through? ♪

♪ And who gets your past? ♪

I didn't know where we were going, or when I was gonna kill her,

but I punched my dad in the face and stole his car.

And that felt like a good place to start.

♪ Who you are ♪

♪ Well, it can't be the same ♪

♪ 'Cause I hear you're from outer space ♪

♪ Pretty far ♪

♪ And Superboy's got his problems and girl's got her hang-ups ♪

♪ And I know that it can't be easy to be... ♪

Are you scared?

I dunno.

A bit, maybe.

I'm not.

She probably should have been.

♪ I said, "Please don't let them get you down ♪

♪ 'Cause you're the only superhero ♪

♪ In our town" ♪

♪ I said, "Please don't let them ♪

♪ Get you down ♪

♪ 'Cause you're the only superheroes ♪

♪ In our town" ♪