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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:08,626 (moaning, kissing) 2 00:00:16,892 --> 00:00:19,022 Did you bring protection? 3 00:00:23,816 --> 00:00:25,276 I consent to this. 4 00:00:26,360 --> 00:00:28,860 I consent to this. 5 00:00:30,322 --> 00:00:32,742 (moaning) 6 00:00:32,783 --> 00:00:34,793 (panting) 7 00:00:38,998 --> 00:00:40,958 That was surprisingly nice. 8 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:43,960 Oh, yeah. (grunts) 9 00:00:44,003 --> 00:00:47,053 Five stars, huh? 10 00:00:47,089 --> 00:00:49,299 Wait, you're leaving? 11 00:00:49,341 --> 00:00:51,391 I thought you said we would talk after. 12 00:00:51,427 --> 00:00:52,887 Oh. We're talking. 13 00:00:52,928 --> 00:00:55,968 We're agreeing to give each other five stars. 14 00:00:56,015 --> 00:00:57,135 That's talking, right? 15 00:00:57,183 --> 00:00:59,813 Wow, uh... 16 00:00:59,852 --> 00:01:02,732 Okay. (chuckles) 17 00:01:02,772 --> 00:01:05,822 So...? 18 00:01:13,240 --> 00:01:14,830 (scoffs) 19 00:01:14,867 --> 00:01:18,907 You would've given me six stars if you could've, huh? 20 00:01:26,796 --> 00:01:28,796 (sighs) 21 00:01:34,970 --> 00:01:36,970 (phone chimes) 22 00:01:40,810 --> 00:01:42,770 "Byron said: 23 00:01:42,812 --> 00:01:47,022 "Hair shorter than pics, clingy vibe. 24 00:01:47,066 --> 00:01:49,986 Four stars"? 25 00:01:50,027 --> 00:01:52,527 Entitled motherfucker. 26 00:01:54,865 --> 00:01:56,025 BYRON: Hey! 27 00:01:56,075 --> 00:01:57,695 Asshole! 28 00:02:01,038 --> 00:02:03,078 (sighs) 29 00:02:07,419 --> 00:02:09,879 -Delete Nitely app. -(beeps) 30 00:02:11,799 --> 00:02:13,259 (sighs) 31 00:02:13,300 --> 00:02:15,300 ♪ ♪ 32 00:02:19,014 --> 00:02:20,894 (birds squawking) 33 00:02:22,268 --> 00:02:24,978 ♪ ♪ 34 00:02:25,020 --> 00:02:27,610 (indistinct chatter) 35 00:02:27,648 --> 00:02:28,818 (stammers) 36 00:02:28,858 --> 00:02:30,938 Mr. Brown. 37 00:02:32,319 --> 00:02:33,819 (groans) 38 00:02:33,863 --> 00:02:35,033 Mr. Brown! 39 00:02:36,073 --> 00:02:37,953 (groans) 40 00:02:39,660 --> 00:02:42,330 (dogs panting, whining) 41 00:02:42,371 --> 00:02:47,081 Ugh, hey, uh, I have mandatory pet therapy... 42 00:02:47,126 --> 00:02:49,246 (clears throat) 'cause I tried to kill myself yesterday. 43 00:02:49,295 --> 00:02:51,255 Oh, Mr. Brown. 44 00:02:51,297 --> 00:02:53,967 Well, one of our floofers or puppers will cheer you up. 45 00:02:54,008 --> 00:02:56,048 Take your pick. 46 00:02:58,178 --> 00:03:00,178 Okay. 47 00:03:03,726 --> 00:03:05,936 -(sighs) -(goat bleats) 48 00:03:05,978 --> 00:03:07,728 LUKE: Hey, man. 49 00:03:07,771 --> 00:03:09,441 Oh, hey. 50 00:03:09,481 --> 00:03:11,611 You want Ernie? He's awesome, and I'm done. 51 00:03:11,650 --> 00:03:14,030 -No, I was gonna... Oh, okay, yep. -(grunting) 52 00:03:14,069 --> 00:03:16,029 Okay. 53 00:03:16,071 --> 00:03:17,821 Thank you. 54 00:03:20,034 --> 00:03:23,754 (groans) Why do they program him to shed? 55 00:03:23,787 --> 00:03:27,247 Hey, Ernie, you're a little cutie. 56 00:03:27,291 --> 00:03:29,001 -Yeah. -So I understand 57 00:03:29,043 --> 00:03:30,883 you were in a bad place yesterday. 58 00:03:30,920 --> 00:03:32,300 You want to talk about it? 59 00:03:32,338 --> 00:03:33,338 Uh... 60 00:03:33,380 --> 00:03:35,930 Okay. 61 00:03:35,966 --> 00:03:39,216 Do I keep petting you, or...? 62 00:03:39,261 --> 00:03:41,601 It's only weird if you make it weird. 63 00:03:44,725 --> 00:03:46,265 Okay. 64 00:03:46,310 --> 00:03:48,270 I've never done therapy. 65 00:03:48,312 --> 00:03:50,732 Although, my girlfriend started last year. 66 00:03:50,773 --> 00:03:52,023 Interesting. 67 00:03:52,066 --> 00:03:53,776 So I'm supposed to do what exactly? 68 00:03:53,817 --> 00:03:55,187 Let's start with why you were 69 00:03:55,235 --> 00:03:57,065 going to throw yourself in the torrent. 70 00:03:57,112 --> 00:04:00,242 Right, the torrent. 71 00:04:00,282 --> 00:04:02,532 (sighs) I guess I... 72 00:04:02,576 --> 00:04:04,036 Also, this session's being recorded 73 00:04:04,078 --> 00:04:06,658 for quality purposes. Go on. 74 00:04:08,707 --> 00:04:10,707 I had a great life. 75 00:04:10,751 --> 00:04:13,631 I was young, healthy, great body, 76 00:04:13,671 --> 00:04:15,171 great face, 77 00:04:15,214 --> 00:04:17,264 great hair, great skin, 78 00:04:17,299 --> 00:04:18,839 great teeth, 79 00:04:18,884 --> 00:04:20,394 great eyes, great abs, great... 80 00:04:20,427 --> 00:04:22,137 Sounds like you had every kind of privilege 81 00:04:22,179 --> 00:04:23,719 and you never questioned it. 82 00:04:23,764 --> 00:04:25,604 Then, bam, self-driving car crash? 83 00:04:25,641 --> 00:04:27,021 That's not fair. 84 00:04:27,059 --> 00:04:28,729 Now I live in this weird fantasy world 85 00:04:28,769 --> 00:04:30,149 with my girlfriend's grandma. 86 00:04:30,187 --> 00:04:31,607 Life's not fair. 87 00:04:31,647 --> 00:04:34,267 Neither is digital life extension. 88 00:04:34,316 --> 00:04:35,726 What's fair and what should happen, 89 00:04:35,776 --> 00:04:37,696 that's just in your head. 90 00:04:37,736 --> 00:04:40,156 -Super. -You have to make your own meaning. 91 00:04:40,197 --> 00:04:43,157 What makes life worth living for you? Uh, uh... 92 00:04:43,200 --> 00:04:45,950 Y-You're petting me extremely hard right now. 93 00:04:45,995 --> 00:04:48,075 Sorry, you're stressing me out. 94 00:04:48,122 --> 00:04:50,372 What's the meaning of life in ten seconds? Come on. 95 00:04:50,416 --> 00:04:52,166 Think of it as your bare minimum. 96 00:04:52,209 --> 00:04:55,379 What do you need so you won't dive into that thing? 97 00:04:56,880 --> 00:04:59,550 I guess I just still want to be a man. 98 00:04:59,591 --> 00:05:00,881 Well, what does that mean? 99 00:05:00,926 --> 00:05:03,796 Good question. 100 00:05:03,846 --> 00:05:07,306 I want to be independent 101 00:05:07,349 --> 00:05:09,269 and capable. 102 00:05:09,309 --> 00:05:12,439 When you're young, people have to do everything for you, 103 00:05:12,479 --> 00:05:15,109 and then you grow up and you become a man 104 00:05:15,149 --> 00:05:17,359 and-and people rely on you. 105 00:05:17,401 --> 00:05:20,651 Kids look up to you. Women want to be with you. 106 00:05:20,696 --> 00:05:22,316 You know? 107 00:05:22,364 --> 00:05:24,454 I had that, or... 108 00:05:24,491 --> 00:05:28,121 I was on my way to that. 109 00:05:28,162 --> 00:05:29,912 Mm-hmm. 110 00:05:29,955 --> 00:05:31,825 I'm going to give you an assignment. 111 00:05:31,874 --> 00:05:35,044 Talk to at least five of your fellow uploads, 112 00:05:35,085 --> 00:05:36,995 take notes, then find me, 113 00:05:37,046 --> 00:05:39,916 and maybe you made a friend who makes it all feel worth it. 114 00:05:39,965 --> 00:05:41,545 (growling) 115 00:05:44,428 --> 00:05:45,888 (grunts) 116 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:52,810 Well, I'll just wipe this off first. 117 00:05:52,853 --> 00:05:54,613 LUCY: Myra, 118 00:05:54,646 --> 00:05:56,726 I have a drone follow you everywhere, 119 00:05:56,774 --> 00:06:00,744 and every single day, you give her sweets in the park. 120 00:06:00,778 --> 00:06:04,408 Now, today, get her to eat the Rachel Ray Junior 121 00:06:04,448 --> 00:06:07,488 steamed squash I printed this morning and nothing else, 122 00:06:07,534 --> 00:06:10,084 or I will fire you. 123 00:06:12,873 --> 00:06:15,253 -(sighs) -Should I come back later? 124 00:06:15,292 --> 00:06:17,422 No, it's fine. Come in. 125 00:06:17,461 --> 00:06:19,091 I met with my bank, 126 00:06:19,129 --> 00:06:22,049 and they approved the loan for my dad's upload. Yay! 127 00:06:22,091 --> 00:06:24,641 Uh, as long as my employer-- that-that's you-- 128 00:06:24,676 --> 00:06:26,676 um, confirms in writing that I qualify 129 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:28,180 for the employee discount. 130 00:06:29,264 --> 00:06:30,684 What was wrong with him again? 131 00:06:30,724 --> 00:06:32,314 Dad has vape lung. 132 00:06:32,351 --> 00:06:34,141 He thought it was safer than smoking, 133 00:06:34,186 --> 00:06:35,806 then all the studies came out. 134 00:06:35,854 --> 00:06:38,114 I thought he didn't believe in upload. 135 00:06:38,148 --> 00:06:40,068 Well, he's still being a bit of a Ludd about it, 136 00:06:40,109 --> 00:06:42,189 but, um, you know, when he sees I've spent the money, I... 137 00:06:42,236 --> 00:06:44,196 You know, I don't feel comfortable signing this. 138 00:06:44,238 --> 00:06:48,448 You need a 4.6 employee rating to qualify for that discount. 139 00:06:48,492 --> 00:06:51,332 Right now, you're at 4.598, so... 140 00:06:51,370 --> 00:06:54,000 Come on, I'm-I'm-I'm so close. 141 00:06:55,666 --> 00:06:56,916 Here's what I'll do. 142 00:06:56,959 --> 00:06:58,749 You could hit a 4.6 today, 143 00:06:58,794 --> 00:07:00,214 but then you could slip under tomorrow. 144 00:07:00,254 --> 00:07:02,764 You hit a 4.8, 145 00:07:02,798 --> 00:07:05,338 and I'll sign this letter as written, no prob. 146 00:07:05,384 --> 00:07:08,434 But I-I just need you to sign it right... 147 00:07:08,470 --> 00:07:09,470 Those are my rules. 148 00:07:10,514 --> 00:07:12,524 ♪ ♪ 149 00:07:19,022 --> 00:07:20,982 ♪ ♪ 150 00:07:21,024 --> 00:07:23,034 (birds singing) 151 00:07:29,449 --> 00:07:30,989 -Hey, bud. -Shh! 152 00:07:32,035 --> 00:07:33,365 I'm Nathan. I'm new. 153 00:07:33,412 --> 00:07:34,752 Seriously, shut up. 154 00:07:34,788 --> 00:07:36,248 Is anyone looking for me? 155 00:07:42,379 --> 00:07:43,509 No. Coast is clear. 156 00:07:43,547 --> 00:07:45,467 (exhales) 157 00:07:47,759 --> 00:07:49,389 (grunts) 158 00:07:52,848 --> 00:07:54,468 Oh, shit. 159 00:07:54,516 --> 00:07:55,926 Thanks a lot. 160 00:07:55,976 --> 00:07:58,096 What? 161 00:07:58,145 --> 00:08:00,145 What the hell? 162 00:08:00,189 --> 00:08:01,819 (grunting) 163 00:08:01,857 --> 00:08:04,317 Come here, you little... 164 00:08:04,359 --> 00:08:06,779 Oh, fuck. Uh, Angel? 165 00:08:06,820 --> 00:08:08,280 Hey. 166 00:08:08,322 --> 00:08:10,202 What the hell is going on here? Did I do this? 167 00:08:10,240 --> 00:08:12,370 (grunting, groaning) 168 00:08:14,328 --> 00:08:15,328 (chuckles) No. 169 00:08:15,370 --> 00:08:17,080 Dylan's been here for years. 170 00:08:17,122 --> 00:08:19,422 He fell off a cliff on a school trip. 171 00:08:19,458 --> 00:08:20,458 He gets bored, 172 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:21,960 so he has all the AI guys 173 00:08:22,002 --> 00:08:23,252 set to Street Fighter in game mode. 174 00:08:23,295 --> 00:08:25,625 Game mode. Cool. 175 00:08:25,672 --> 00:08:27,762 How are you? 176 00:08:27,799 --> 00:08:29,799 -Feeling better today? -Yeah, yeah, a little. 177 00:08:29,843 --> 00:08:32,143 Uh, I have a special assignment from my therapist. 178 00:08:32,179 --> 00:08:33,639 -It's called The Five People You Meet in Upload. -Those are mine. 179 00:08:33,680 --> 00:08:35,390 Mine, mine, mine. 180 00:08:35,432 --> 00:08:37,852 I need to go around and introduce myself to five 181 00:08:37,893 --> 00:08:39,903 -of the other uploads. -Those are mine. Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine. 182 00:08:39,937 --> 00:08:41,187 I guess he thinks communication 183 00:08:41,230 --> 00:08:43,400 -is really important. -Will you please back off? 184 00:08:43,440 --> 00:08:44,400 Hello? 185 00:08:44,441 --> 00:08:45,901 Nora, did I lose you? 186 00:08:45,943 --> 00:08:48,903 You know, just don't have any expectations, 187 00:08:48,946 --> 00:08:50,406 then you won't get disappointed. 188 00:08:50,447 --> 00:08:52,367 Nah, not me. You get what you expect in life, 189 00:08:52,407 --> 00:08:53,657 so I expect the best. 190 00:08:53,700 --> 00:08:54,990 Well, I'm sure you'll get the best 191 00:08:55,035 --> 00:08:56,785 here at Horizen Lakeview. 192 00:08:56,828 --> 00:08:58,038 Is there anything else? 193 00:08:58,080 --> 00:08:59,370 Did I say something wrong? 194 00:08:59,414 --> 00:09:00,874 As your customer service representative, 195 00:09:00,916 --> 00:09:03,586 it is my job to be of service with any issues. 196 00:09:03,627 --> 00:09:05,587 Are there any specific issues? 197 00:09:05,629 --> 00:09:07,589 No. 198 00:09:07,631 --> 00:09:09,881 Thank you for using Horizen. 199 00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:15,221 (grunting) 200 00:09:15,264 --> 00:09:17,274 -(resounding boom) -(AI Guy yelps) 201 00:09:21,019 --> 00:09:23,019 (device chimes) 202 00:09:23,063 --> 00:09:25,273 God, you are a sight for sore eyes. 203 00:09:25,315 --> 00:09:27,605 I'm so sorry I didn't call you back today, babe. 204 00:09:27,651 --> 00:09:29,441 Nonstop funeral planning. 205 00:09:29,486 --> 00:09:31,106 There's so much to do before tonight. 206 00:09:31,154 --> 00:09:32,994 Flowers, gift bags. 207 00:09:33,031 --> 00:09:34,741 Well, maybe I can help from here. 208 00:09:34,783 --> 00:09:37,123 I'm sure there's a ton of meaningful stuff you could do, 209 00:09:37,160 --> 00:09:39,710 but don't get mad at me-- I did it all already. 210 00:09:39,746 --> 00:09:41,116 -(chuckles) -WOMAN: Hold still. 211 00:09:41,164 --> 00:09:42,714 Ow! (gasps) Ooh. 212 00:09:42,749 --> 00:09:45,129 -What was that? -It's just stem cells. 213 00:09:45,168 --> 00:09:47,798 I can't wait to upload so I don't have to work this hard. 214 00:09:47,838 --> 00:09:49,718 You're so lucky. 215 00:09:51,425 --> 00:09:53,385 I'm sorry, I-I don't mean that 216 00:09:53,427 --> 00:09:55,297 the way that it... sounded. 217 00:09:55,345 --> 00:09:58,715 No, you're right, it, uh... it is nice here. 218 00:09:58,765 --> 00:10:00,925 -Vaginaplasty, miss? -Come again? 219 00:10:00,976 --> 00:10:04,056 Um, I'm getting ready for my boyfriend's funeral. 220 00:10:04,104 --> 00:10:06,324 So, no? 221 00:10:06,356 --> 00:10:08,066 Yeah. No. 222 00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:09,938 (whispers): Wow. 223 00:10:09,985 --> 00:10:12,775 After the funeral tonight, you want to rent a VR sex suit, 224 00:10:12,821 --> 00:10:14,111 sleep over? 225 00:10:14,156 --> 00:10:17,076 Duh! Yes. 226 00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:19,827 There's a shop on Melrose with amazing Yelp reviews. 227 00:10:19,870 --> 00:10:21,500 I need you to close your eyes and mouth. 228 00:10:21,538 --> 00:10:24,168 Oh, babe, she's putting bees on my face. 229 00:10:24,207 --> 00:10:26,287 Gotta go. Love you. 230 00:10:26,335 --> 00:10:28,245 Love you, too. Bye. 231 00:10:28,295 --> 00:10:30,295 (bees buzzing) 232 00:10:32,716 --> 00:10:35,006 They're really mad today. 233 00:10:35,052 --> 00:10:36,642 (birds chirping, insects trilling) 234 00:10:40,098 --> 00:10:42,928 (imitates rock drumming) 235 00:10:42,976 --> 00:10:45,766 ♪ Now everybody ♪ 236 00:10:45,812 --> 00:10:47,192 ♪ Have you heard ♪ 237 00:10:47,230 --> 00:10:49,900 ♪ If you're in the game ♪ 238 00:10:49,941 --> 00:10:51,821 ♪ Then the stroke's the word ♪ 239 00:10:51,860 --> 00:10:52,900 ♪ Ba da wa da wa ♪ 240 00:10:57,532 --> 00:10:59,792 ♪ Grab your vial ♪ 241 00:10:59,826 --> 00:11:02,496 ♪ Bwee ba do, bwee ba do ♪ 242 00:11:02,537 --> 00:11:04,407 ♪ Stroke me, stroke me ♪ 243 00:11:04,456 --> 00:11:06,916 ♪ Could be a winner, boy, you move quite well ♪ 244 00:11:06,958 --> 00:11:09,248 ♪ Stroke me, stroke me ♪ 245 00:11:09,294 --> 00:11:12,214 ♪ Da da da da da da da da da da. ♪ 246 00:11:12,255 --> 00:11:13,795 (sighs) 247 00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:15,840 ♪ ♪ 248 00:11:19,846 --> 00:11:21,516 (device beeps) 249 00:11:21,556 --> 00:11:24,136 Hey. Yeah, what the hell? 250 00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:27,104 I thought we said 10:30. 251 00:11:27,145 --> 00:11:30,015 You told me to meet you at the courts, man. 252 00:11:30,065 --> 00:11:31,685 Well, I'm here, and I don't see you anywhere. 253 00:11:44,329 --> 00:11:47,079 So, what's in the news? 254 00:11:47,124 --> 00:11:50,964 Um, I'm not Siri, so look up your own news. 255 00:11:51,002 --> 00:11:53,842 Yeah, yeah, you're not Siri. 256 00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:57,010 'Cause who'd program Siri to be so grumpy? 257 00:11:57,050 --> 00:11:59,550 I don't have to smile for you. 258 00:11:59,594 --> 00:12:00,724 I'm on break. 259 00:12:02,973 --> 00:12:05,983 I just have stuff on my mind. 260 00:12:06,017 --> 00:12:07,437 Shitty Nitely last night? 261 00:12:07,477 --> 00:12:09,807 -Insulting. Uh... -(Nathan chuckles) 262 00:12:09,855 --> 00:12:12,065 I'm not discussing my Nitely hookups with you. 263 00:12:12,107 --> 00:12:13,937 Look up your own damn porn. 264 00:12:13,984 --> 00:12:15,654 Hey, I have no earthly needs anymore. 265 00:12:15,694 --> 00:12:18,284 I was asking out of a purely spiritual desire to help. 266 00:12:18,321 --> 00:12:20,371 Wait, you're joking, right? 267 00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:23,327 Because you're supposed to continue to have earthly needs. 268 00:12:23,368 --> 00:12:25,788 Lack of sexual interest is a sign of depression. 269 00:12:25,829 --> 00:12:27,579 Yes, I was joking. 270 00:12:27,622 --> 00:12:29,172 And everything works okay? 271 00:12:29,207 --> 00:12:32,787 I mean... I'm required to ask. 272 00:12:32,836 --> 00:12:34,246 You can still, uh... 273 00:12:34,296 --> 00:12:35,456 Look up your own damn porn! 274 00:12:35,505 --> 00:12:37,335 Oh, please. Yeah, right. 275 00:12:37,382 --> 00:12:39,762 Is there anything left to talk about? 276 00:12:39,801 --> 00:12:42,141 Because I have 47 other clients. 277 00:12:42,179 --> 00:12:43,429 So what? Let 'em wait. 278 00:12:43,472 --> 00:12:44,762 We're all dead here anyway. 279 00:12:47,225 --> 00:12:49,135 -(device beeping) -WOMAN: Angel. 280 00:12:49,186 --> 00:12:52,186 Angel, I'm stuck in my closet. 281 00:12:52,230 --> 00:12:54,980 Fixing that. Yes, ma'am. 282 00:12:55,025 --> 00:12:56,985 Happy to provide five-star service. 283 00:13:02,616 --> 00:13:04,576 Are you sure you're okay? 284 00:13:04,618 --> 00:13:06,328 I'll be fine. 285 00:13:06,369 --> 00:13:09,749 So, what big plans today? 286 00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:12,079 Water aerobics? Golf? 287 00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:14,245 Oh, me? Uh, I have homework from a dog, 288 00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:16,384 and, uh, tonight, my own funeral, 289 00:13:16,421 --> 00:13:19,591 simulcast in Lakeview, New York and L.A., so... 290 00:13:19,633 --> 00:13:21,803 yeah, same old, same old. 291 00:13:22,886 --> 00:13:24,846 Well, if you need me 292 00:13:24,888 --> 00:13:27,888 for personal shopping, technical service 293 00:13:27,933 --> 00:13:29,773 or wrapping up of unfinished business, 294 00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:31,139 whatever... 295 00:13:31,186 --> 00:13:32,896 (playful accent): I'm a resource. Use me. 296 00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:37,400 Right. So... 297 00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:40,608 (chuckling) 298 00:13:42,447 --> 00:13:44,617 (sighs) 299 00:13:48,370 --> 00:13:50,370 ♪ ♪ 300 00:14:01,967 --> 00:14:03,217 (clears throat) 301 00:14:03,260 --> 00:14:05,470 Hey, cool boots. 302 00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:06,972 Yeah. 303 00:14:08,807 --> 00:14:11,517 I'm Nathan. I live across the hall. 304 00:14:12,602 --> 00:14:14,022 Hey, you look familiar. 305 00:14:14,062 --> 00:14:15,982 Did you play the mayor in Robocop? 306 00:14:16,022 --> 00:14:18,022 (laughing): No. 307 00:14:18,066 --> 00:14:19,896 I'm David Choak. 308 00:14:19,943 --> 00:14:22,903 Of, like, the Choak brothers? 309 00:14:22,946 --> 00:14:24,236 Yeah. 310 00:14:24,281 --> 00:14:26,371 We live on the same floor? 311 00:14:26,408 --> 00:14:27,658 That's weird. 312 00:14:27,701 --> 00:14:30,791 Well, I've got 25,000 square feet 313 00:14:30,829 --> 00:14:33,829 and a 12-acre backyard once you go through that door, 314 00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:37,093 so I suppose it is a little weird. 315 00:14:37,127 --> 00:14:38,457 What did you do? 316 00:14:38,503 --> 00:14:40,513 Uh, game designer. Yeah, freeware. 317 00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:42,127 And a little modeling in college. 318 00:14:42,173 --> 00:14:44,343 I mean, it's no big deal. Mostly catalog work. 319 00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:45,514 A couple commercials. 320 00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:47,182 Not much money in freeware. 321 00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:48,720 No. 322 00:14:48,763 --> 00:14:50,683 And what did you do? (chuckles) 323 00:14:50,724 --> 00:14:53,064 Oh, not much. (chuckles) 324 00:14:53,101 --> 00:14:54,691 Just co-ran the second-largest 325 00:14:54,728 --> 00:14:56,228 privately owned company in the world 326 00:14:56,271 --> 00:15:00,031 and influenced American politics for a generation. 327 00:15:00,066 --> 00:15:01,736 Yeah, no, I-I know. 328 00:15:01,776 --> 00:15:05,606 So, these free games-- uh, anything with duck hunting? 329 00:15:05,655 --> 00:15:08,365 No. Uh, my friend and I are making an app. 330 00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:10,038 It's called... 331 00:15:11,453 --> 00:15:13,793 Um, it... 332 00:15:14,873 --> 00:15:16,123 (chuckles) Sorry. 333 00:15:16,166 --> 00:15:17,746 I'm blanking on the name. 334 00:15:17,792 --> 00:15:20,302 You're blanking on the name of your own app? 335 00:15:22,297 --> 00:15:24,757 Yeah, I-I've been having some memory gaps. 336 00:15:24,799 --> 00:15:27,139 I guess I'm just a little death-lagged. 337 00:15:27,177 --> 00:15:29,257 Um, we wrote a program that allows anyone 338 00:15:29,304 --> 00:15:30,974 to save their own uploads. 339 00:15:31,014 --> 00:15:32,774 So you can create your own digital afterlife 340 00:15:32,807 --> 00:15:34,927 and pass it down to friends or family for free. 341 00:15:34,976 --> 00:15:36,516 (laughs) 342 00:15:36,561 --> 00:15:37,941 So you got murdered. 343 00:15:38,980 --> 00:15:40,520 (chuckles) 344 00:15:40,565 --> 00:15:43,185 No. I-I was in a car accident. 345 00:15:43,234 --> 00:15:45,114 (chuckling): Yeah, sure. 346 00:15:45,153 --> 00:15:47,073 Yeah, you just, uh, threatened 347 00:15:47,113 --> 00:15:48,823 a 600-billion-dollar-a-year industry, 348 00:15:48,865 --> 00:15:51,235 and no one murdered you. 349 00:15:52,702 --> 00:15:54,662 (laughs, sighs) 350 00:15:54,704 --> 00:15:56,674 Nobody murders anybody. 351 00:15:56,706 --> 00:15:58,456 -(chuckles) -(birds singing) 352 00:16:01,419 --> 00:16:05,509 Okay. Well, he sucks. 353 00:16:05,548 --> 00:16:07,428 This dog better know what it's doing. 354 00:16:09,844 --> 00:16:12,474 ROBOTIC VOICE: Good morning, Mr. Brown. Where to? 355 00:16:12,514 --> 00:16:15,104 Uh, actually, car, this is Fran Booth. 356 00:16:15,141 --> 00:16:17,311 I've been asked by the Brown family 357 00:16:17,352 --> 00:16:19,852 to investigate the November 24 crash. 358 00:16:19,896 --> 00:16:21,896 Do you know where you are? 359 00:16:21,940 --> 00:16:24,780 4499 Spaulding. 360 00:16:24,818 --> 00:16:26,528 Correct. 361 00:16:26,569 --> 00:16:28,199 Damage scan, please? 362 00:16:28,238 --> 00:16:31,238 No damage to report. 363 00:16:31,282 --> 00:16:34,832 -You are clearly very damaged. -No. 364 00:16:34,869 --> 00:16:36,709 (chuckling): Okay, car. 365 00:16:36,746 --> 00:16:39,786 Uh, pull up dashcam footage from 11:00 to 11:37 p.m. 366 00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:41,383 on the night of the crash. 367 00:16:41,418 --> 00:16:42,998 Can't find anything. 368 00:16:43,044 --> 00:16:47,014 But you were in motion, so your cameras were activated. 369 00:16:47,048 --> 00:16:49,048 Who are you again? 370 00:16:49,092 --> 00:16:51,142 Where are the recordings? 371 00:16:52,470 --> 00:16:53,970 Interesting. 372 00:16:56,766 --> 00:16:58,766 ♪ ♪ 373 00:17:05,066 --> 00:17:07,146 (bell jingles) 374 00:17:15,994 --> 00:17:17,544 WOMAN: Hi. You look a little lost. 375 00:17:17,579 --> 00:17:19,209 Can I help you? 376 00:17:19,247 --> 00:17:22,827 Hi. Yes. Um, I'm looking to rent a sex suit. 377 00:17:22,876 --> 00:17:24,206 It's my boyfriend's funeral tonight, 378 00:17:24,252 --> 00:17:26,172 and I want it to be special for him. 379 00:17:26,212 --> 00:17:29,012 Well, you know how they work, right? 380 00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:31,508 The fingers on the inside inflate, 381 00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:34,471 and since everything's better wet, just use it in the tub. 382 00:17:34,512 --> 00:17:36,312 Did you say fingers? 383 00:17:36,347 --> 00:17:39,137 Setup can be fun because everything's adjustable. 384 00:17:39,184 --> 00:17:42,814 You can make him hung like a horse, add chest hair, whatever. 385 00:17:42,854 --> 00:17:45,274 He can even give you bigger boobs, extra boobs. 386 00:17:45,315 --> 00:17:46,855 Whatever you want. 387 00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:48,490 They really clean them well. 388 00:17:48,526 --> 00:17:50,236 Oh, God, yeah. We have to. 389 00:17:50,278 --> 00:17:52,408 You wouldn't believe what we pull out of them sometimes. 390 00:17:52,447 --> 00:17:54,487 It's not just a sex suit. 391 00:17:54,532 --> 00:17:56,202 Old people want to hug their grandkids, 392 00:17:56,242 --> 00:17:58,042 and the kids throw up in there. 393 00:17:58,077 --> 00:18:01,207 Ugh, people think they can do anything in a rental. 394 00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:02,867 (door opens, bells jingle) 395 00:18:02,916 --> 00:18:05,076 Hey, where are you going? 396 00:18:05,126 --> 00:18:06,956 (sighs) Nora? 397 00:18:07,003 --> 00:18:09,053 I mean, Angel. 398 00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:11,508 Seriously? I do have other clients. 399 00:18:11,549 --> 00:18:14,389 Hey, um, I thought of something maybe you can help me with. 400 00:18:14,427 --> 00:18:16,597 I can't remember everything. 401 00:18:16,638 --> 00:18:18,178 -Everybody forgets stuff. -Yeah, but shouldn't I know 402 00:18:18,223 --> 00:18:20,433 the name of the project I was working on last week? 403 00:18:20,475 --> 00:18:22,435 Wait, you don't? 404 00:18:22,477 --> 00:18:24,767 No. I mean, maybe there wasn't enough storage space, 405 00:18:24,813 --> 00:18:26,483 or I don't want to sound paranoid, 406 00:18:26,523 --> 00:18:28,153 but what if something was edited? 407 00:18:28,191 --> 00:18:29,731 I mean, I can remember my high school prom, 408 00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:31,646 but I used to know every word to the big song 409 00:18:31,694 --> 00:18:33,534 we danced to, and now nothing. 410 00:18:33,571 --> 00:18:34,991 Okay? It's just blank. 411 00:18:35,031 --> 00:18:36,491 That must be scary. 412 00:18:36,533 --> 00:18:38,663 Fuck yeah. It is. It's like... 413 00:18:38,701 --> 00:18:41,001 you know, am I still me if something's missing? 414 00:18:41,037 --> 00:18:43,707 And-and is it just random what I'm forgetting? I... 415 00:18:43,748 --> 00:18:47,338 I have this awful feeling, like I left the gas on. 416 00:18:47,377 --> 00:18:50,087 You know, like whatever I'm forgetting could just... 417 00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:51,839 blow up my family. 418 00:18:51,881 --> 00:18:53,551 Yikes. 419 00:18:53,591 --> 00:18:55,471 I'm sorry. 420 00:18:55,510 --> 00:18:57,300 -Hey, what song? -What? 421 00:18:57,345 --> 00:18:59,005 What was your big prom song? 422 00:18:59,055 --> 00:19:01,385 -"Uptown Funk." -(chuckles) 423 00:19:01,432 --> 00:19:04,062 Me, too. Um... 424 00:19:04,102 --> 00:19:07,272 Okay. Um... 425 00:19:07,313 --> 00:19:10,823 ♪ This hit, that ice cold, Michelle Pfeiffer ♪ 426 00:19:10,859 --> 00:19:13,149 ♪ That white gold... ♪ Anything? 427 00:19:13,194 --> 00:19:16,204 -Go on. -♪ This one for them ♪ 428 00:19:16,239 --> 00:19:18,029 ♪ Good girls, them hood girls ♪ 429 00:19:18,074 --> 00:19:19,874 ♪ Straight masterpieces ♪ 430 00:19:19,909 --> 00:19:23,539 ♪ Stylin', wilin', livin' it up in the city ♪ 431 00:19:23,580 --> 00:19:25,750 BOTH: ♪ Got Chucks on with Saint Laurent ♪ 432 00:19:25,790 --> 00:19:27,920 ♪ Gotta kiss myself, I'm so pretty ♪ 433 00:19:27,959 --> 00:19:30,299 -♪ Too hot ♪ -BOTH: ♪ Hot damn ♪ 434 00:19:30,336 --> 00:19:32,256 ♪ Call the police and the fireman ♪ 435 00:19:32,297 --> 00:19:34,087 ♪ I'm too hot, hot damn ♪ 436 00:19:34,132 --> 00:19:36,182 ♪ Say my name, you know who I am ♪ 437 00:19:36,217 --> 00:19:38,177 ♪ Girls, hit your hallelujah, whoo ♪ 438 00:19:38,219 --> 00:19:40,049 ♪ Girls, hit your hallelujah, whoo ♪ 439 00:19:40,096 --> 00:19:41,846 -♪ Girls, hit your hallelujah ♪ -(chuckles) 440 00:19:41,890 --> 00:19:43,730 ♪ 'Cause uptown funk gonna give it to ya ♪ 441 00:19:43,766 --> 00:19:45,636 ♪ 'Cause uptown funk gonna give it to ya ♪ 442 00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:47,555 ♪ Saturday night and we in the spot ♪ 443 00:19:47,604 --> 00:19:49,234 ♪ Don't believe me, just watch ♪ 444 00:19:49,272 --> 00:19:51,322 ♪ Hey, dun-na-nah... ♪ Ooh, shit. 445 00:19:51,357 --> 00:19:53,067 Got to go. 446 00:19:53,109 --> 00:19:54,939 (chuckles) 447 00:19:54,986 --> 00:19:57,486 (quietly): ♪ Uptown funk... ♪ 448 00:19:57,530 --> 00:20:00,450 Hey. I'm Nathan. I'm new here. 449 00:20:00,491 --> 00:20:03,541 Well, I see you've really made yourself at home. 450 00:20:10,668 --> 00:20:11,748 Okay. 451 00:20:11,794 --> 00:20:13,634 Don't like him, either. 452 00:20:16,049 --> 00:20:18,179 Hey, remember that hot douchebag? 453 00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:19,837 The one that almost jumped yesterday? 454 00:20:19,886 --> 00:20:21,176 Uh... 455 00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:24,560 He might actually be a good guy. 456 00:20:24,599 --> 00:20:26,519 You assembled every one of his memories. 457 00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:28,849 Wouldn't you know if he was for real? 458 00:20:28,895 --> 00:20:32,815 Yeah, but weirdly, some of his dot-mem files are damaged. 459 00:20:32,857 --> 00:20:34,567 -(inhales sharply) -Yeah. 460 00:20:34,609 --> 00:20:37,069 Ah... well, I feel you. 461 00:20:37,111 --> 00:20:38,781 I wasn't paying attention yesterday, 462 00:20:38,821 --> 00:20:41,201 and I put this hipster woman's experience 463 00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:44,160 of natural childbirth into an old male judge. 464 00:20:44,202 --> 00:20:45,542 Freaked him the fuck out. 465 00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:48,706 -Jesus, Leesha. -(both chuckling) 466 00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:49,958 Whatever you do, 467 00:20:49,999 --> 00:20:51,669 do not tell the dude it was a fuckup. 468 00:20:51,709 --> 00:20:53,039 He'll give you zero stars, 469 00:20:53,086 --> 00:20:54,706 and you can't afford to lose this job. 470 00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:56,094 Well, neither can you. 471 00:20:56,130 --> 00:20:58,090 Uh, I have my dog-walking gig, 472 00:20:58,132 --> 00:21:01,092 I do hair, and I'm the night manager at Falafel Halal. 473 00:21:01,135 --> 00:21:03,095 I'll survive. 474 00:21:04,806 --> 00:21:07,016 (groans) Angel! 475 00:21:07,058 --> 00:21:08,938 Oh, my God. 476 00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:13,360 (frustrated grunting) 477 00:21:15,358 --> 00:21:16,648 Hey, Dylan. 478 00:21:16,693 --> 00:21:18,073 Finally, Angel. 479 00:21:18,111 --> 00:21:19,781 None of these computers work. 480 00:21:19,821 --> 00:21:22,201 I can't get through to my best friend, Breck. 481 00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:25,330 I've tried voice, text, video. 482 00:21:25,368 --> 00:21:27,288 -Nothing works. -Okay. 483 00:21:27,328 --> 00:21:30,618 I'll call him IRL and figure out how to get you connected. 484 00:21:30,665 --> 00:21:32,285 Get ready to give me five stars. 485 00:21:32,333 --> 00:21:34,293 We'll see. 486 00:21:34,335 --> 00:21:36,705 No, Dylan was my best friend, 487 00:21:36,754 --> 00:21:40,014 in seventh grade, and I'm sorry he died, 488 00:21:40,049 --> 00:21:42,719 but he's still 11, and I'm 18 now. 489 00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:44,720 I don't want Pokémon anymore. 490 00:21:44,762 --> 00:21:47,222 -Look, I understand. -I want pussy. 491 00:21:47,265 --> 00:21:50,055 Dude. Really? 492 00:21:50,101 --> 00:21:52,811 You know, friends do drift apart. 493 00:21:52,854 --> 00:21:54,904 No. Not my best friend. 494 00:21:54,939 --> 00:21:56,609 Not Breck. 495 00:21:56,649 --> 00:21:58,229 You're messing up somehow. 496 00:21:59,444 --> 00:22:00,954 Yeah. 497 00:22:00,987 --> 00:22:02,357 Probably. 498 00:22:02,405 --> 00:22:04,025 You tried your best. 499 00:22:04,073 --> 00:22:07,293 It just wasn't good enough. 500 00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:10,286 -Wait, let me... -Sorry. 501 00:22:12,749 --> 00:22:15,999 Yeah, I'm, uh, disappointed, too. 502 00:22:24,927 --> 00:22:26,757 (electronic chiming) 503 00:22:26,804 --> 00:22:29,144 Aah! (laughs) 504 00:22:29,182 --> 00:22:31,432 Ah, it's too easy. 505 00:22:31,476 --> 00:22:33,386 Dart around more! 506 00:22:33,436 --> 00:22:35,096 And make duck sounds! 507 00:22:35,146 --> 00:22:38,316 Quack! Quack! 508 00:22:38,357 --> 00:22:39,777 (panting): Quack. 509 00:22:39,817 --> 00:22:41,317 Quack. 510 00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:42,740 You're doing good! 511 00:22:48,034 --> 00:22:49,664 Three stars? 512 00:22:49,702 --> 00:22:52,712 Come on, man. (sighs) 513 00:22:56,084 --> 00:22:58,044 -Angel. -What? 514 00:22:58,086 --> 00:22:59,336 What do you want? 515 00:23:02,215 --> 00:23:05,215 Thank you. What do you need? 516 00:23:08,304 --> 00:23:10,564 Thanks. That's nice. 517 00:23:12,767 --> 00:23:14,557 Okay, I'm not sure what I did to deserve that, 518 00:23:14,602 --> 00:23:15,942 but it's nice to get. 519 00:23:17,688 --> 00:23:20,018 (laughs) Okay, you got to be breaking the rules or something, 520 00:23:20,066 --> 00:23:22,606 'cause I'm sure you're not supposed to keep 521 00:23:22,652 --> 00:23:24,152 giving me five stars for nothing. 522 00:23:26,447 --> 00:23:27,737 (chuckles) All right. 523 00:23:27,782 --> 00:23:30,242 I-I should do something to earn these. 524 00:23:32,286 --> 00:23:33,696 Ta-da. 525 00:23:39,627 --> 00:23:43,707 Okay, seriously, what can I do for you? 526 00:23:43,756 --> 00:23:45,716 Just ask me anything. 527 00:23:45,758 --> 00:23:48,638 You know what you can do for me? You can tell me what's wrong. 528 00:23:48,678 --> 00:23:49,968 'Cause you've been all like... (growling) 529 00:23:51,055 --> 00:23:52,305 ...all day. 530 00:23:55,601 --> 00:23:57,191 You got an hour? 531 00:23:57,228 --> 00:24:00,228 I have infinity. 532 00:24:00,273 --> 00:24:01,323 Well, you know what? In one sense, 533 00:24:01,357 --> 00:24:02,687 it's just as bad as Nitely. 534 00:24:02,733 --> 00:24:04,073 You know, you have to keep pleasing people, 535 00:24:04,110 --> 00:24:05,650 and you can't let your numbers down. 536 00:24:05,695 --> 00:24:08,355 -Emotional work is real work. -Yeah. Exactly. 537 00:24:08,406 --> 00:24:09,816 And I can't walk away from the job. 538 00:24:09,866 --> 00:24:12,406 -Why not? -My dad. My-my dad's dying. 539 00:24:12,451 --> 00:24:13,951 -Oh, God. I'm sorry. -Yeah, it sucks. 540 00:24:13,995 --> 00:24:17,325 And-and my mom died unexpectedly a few years ago. 541 00:24:17,373 --> 00:24:20,423 -(groans) -Exactly! And-and Dad doesn't think heaven could be heaven 542 00:24:20,459 --> 00:24:23,339 without Mom in it, which means he's... he's basically okay 543 00:24:23,379 --> 00:24:25,209 with not being with me, 544 00:24:25,256 --> 00:24:29,136 which I might find romantic if it wasn't so insulting. 545 00:24:29,177 --> 00:24:31,047 But really, I just feel like he's clinically depressed 546 00:24:31,095 --> 00:24:32,675 and not thinking straight. 547 00:24:32,722 --> 00:24:34,812 I mean, so he isn't saving anything for upload. 548 00:24:34,849 --> 00:24:36,229 That's just all on me. 549 00:24:36,267 --> 00:24:38,937 I mean, he might not even use it if I pay for it. 550 00:24:40,855 --> 00:24:42,895 (groans softly) 551 00:24:42,940 --> 00:24:45,740 (sighs) 552 00:24:45,776 --> 00:24:51,616 I guess my biggest fear is he'll die, too, 553 00:24:51,657 --> 00:24:55,697 and my last connection to childhood 554 00:24:55,745 --> 00:24:58,915 is just gone. 555 00:25:01,334 --> 00:25:04,054 And I won't ever find anyone who... 556 00:25:04,086 --> 00:25:07,466 understands me like that or... 557 00:25:07,506 --> 00:25:09,626 loves me unconditionally. 558 00:25:11,344 --> 00:25:13,354 Yeah. 559 00:25:15,389 --> 00:25:18,019 (sighs) 560 00:25:18,059 --> 00:25:22,269 Well, thanks. 561 00:25:22,313 --> 00:25:24,693 I feel a lot better. 562 00:25:24,732 --> 00:25:27,572 I didn't do anything but listen. 563 00:25:30,780 --> 00:25:33,410 Pretend I'm giving you five stars. 564 00:25:38,746 --> 00:25:40,746 ♪ ♪ 565 00:25:53,469 --> 00:25:55,549 NATHAN: I met five new uploads today, 566 00:25:55,596 --> 00:25:57,426 and I didn't like any of them. 567 00:25:57,473 --> 00:25:59,643 You do seem less stressed, though. 568 00:25:59,684 --> 00:26:02,354 Well, the staff is nice. 569 00:26:04,397 --> 00:26:06,397 So, no more killing yourself? 570 00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:08,570 Not today, and, uh, I can't tonight. 571 00:26:08,609 --> 00:26:12,069 I have my funeral. So, see you. 572 00:26:14,365 --> 00:26:16,365 ♪ ♪ 573 00:26:28,754 --> 00:26:30,764 ♪ ♪ 574 00:26:50,318 --> 00:26:52,318 ♪ ♪ 575 00:27:04,623 --> 00:27:07,173 -Ugh! That sucked. -NATHAN: I don't know. 576 00:27:07,209 --> 00:27:08,499 I think it went okay. 577 00:27:08,544 --> 00:27:10,504 I fucking froze. 578 00:27:10,546 --> 00:27:12,046 You were good. I'll admit. 579 00:27:12,089 --> 00:27:13,759 "We at Beyond believe your income 580 00:27:13,799 --> 00:27:15,429 shouldn't determine your digital afterlife"? 581 00:27:15,468 --> 00:27:17,428 Where'd you get that economic inequality rap? 582 00:27:17,470 --> 00:27:19,140 -NATHAN: It's just the truth, man. -Great stuff. 583 00:27:19,180 --> 00:27:20,680 Inspired tap dancing, brother. 584 00:27:20,723 --> 00:27:22,273 You think Cavern Investments will bite? 585 00:27:22,308 --> 00:27:25,388 Christ! Our next pitch isn't for three weeks. 586 00:27:25,436 --> 00:27:27,396 -Do we even have enough cash...? -Gentlemen! 587 00:27:27,438 --> 00:27:29,398 (panting): Has anyone heard your idea? 588 00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:31,150 Anyone from the big companies? 589 00:27:31,192 --> 00:27:34,152 NATHAN: Uh, just our families and my girlfriend. 590 00:27:34,195 --> 00:27:36,195 Good. Don't tell anyone else. 591 00:27:36,238 --> 00:27:38,238 We're ready to take this full round ourselves. 592 00:27:38,282 --> 00:27:40,122 (chimes) 593 00:27:49,168 --> 00:27:51,168 ♪ ♪ 38403

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