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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:08,256 NARRATOR: What is the reward for a life well-lived, 2 00:00:08,300 --> 00:00:11,600 and an upload well-planned for? 3 00:00:11,637 --> 00:00:14,007 The most perfect natural beauty 4 00:00:14,014 --> 00:00:15,934 that man can design. 5 00:00:15,975 --> 00:00:18,765 The best days of your life 6 00:00:18,811 --> 00:00:20,811 could be after it's over. 7 00:00:28,863 --> 00:00:31,203 What is the reward for a life well-lived, 8 00:00:31,240 --> 00:00:33,240 and an upload well-planned for? 9 00:00:35,536 --> 00:00:37,906 HENRY ROTH: ...just wrote this, so go easy on me. 10 00:00:37,955 --> 00:00:39,495 (strumming guitar) 11 00:00:39,540 --> 00:00:42,590 ♪ The Hukilau was the place ♪ 12 00:00:44,420 --> 00:00:46,920 ♪ Where I first saw your face ♪ 13 00:00:48,591 --> 00:00:49,591 ♪ We liked each other ♪ 14 00:00:49,633 --> 00:00:52,763 ♪ Right away ♪ 15 00:00:52,803 --> 00:00:55,893 ♪ But you didn't remember me the very next day ♪ 16 00:00:55,931 --> 00:00:57,351 (laughs) 17 00:00:58,392 --> 00:01:02,102 ♪ Forgetful Lucy ♪ 18 00:01:02,146 --> 00:01:05,356 ♪ Has got a nice caboose-ie ♪ 19 00:01:05,399 --> 00:01:07,319 (laughs) 20 00:01:07,359 --> 00:01:09,859 ♪ I used to trick you into pulling your car over ♪ 21 00:01:09,904 --> 00:01:11,324 ♪ So we could chat ♪ 22 00:01:11,363 --> 00:01:13,203 ♪ But my favorite time was ♪ 23 00:01:13,240 --> 00:01:15,700 ♪ When you beat the shit out of Ula with a bat... ♪ 24 00:01:15,743 --> 00:01:17,203 -(laughs) -(brakes squeal) 25 00:01:17,244 --> 00:01:18,664 -(subway car bell dings) 26 00:01:18,704 --> 00:01:20,374 Oh, this is me. 27 00:01:20,414 --> 00:01:23,084 Getting off. Getting off! 28 00:01:23,125 --> 00:01:25,585 This is my stop! 29 00:01:25,628 --> 00:01:27,168 (grunts) Got to get off. 30 00:01:27,213 --> 00:01:28,923 Excuse me. 31 00:01:30,800 --> 00:01:32,800 ♪ Oh, oh ♪ 32 00:01:36,096 --> 00:01:38,216 ♪ Ooh ♪ 33 00:01:38,265 --> 00:01:40,635 ♪ Oh, oh, whoa ♪ 34 00:01:43,604 --> 00:01:45,614 ♪ Oh, mm ♪ 35 00:01:49,401 --> 00:01:51,401 ♪ Let's get it crunk upon ♪ 36 00:01:51,445 --> 00:01:54,655 ♪ Have fun upon up in this dancery ♪ 37 00:01:54,698 --> 00:01:57,488 ♪ We got ya open, now ya floatin' ♪ 38 00:01:57,535 --> 00:01:59,535 ♪ So you gots to dance for me ♪ 39 00:01:59,578 --> 00:02:02,038 ♪ Don't need no hateration ♪ 40 00:02:02,081 --> 00:02:04,921 ♪ Holleration in this dancery ♪ 41 00:02:04,959 --> 00:02:08,209 ♪ Let's get it percolatin' while you're waiting ♪ 42 00:02:08,254 --> 00:02:09,464 ♪ So just dance for me ♪ 43 00:02:09,505 --> 00:02:12,255 ♪ Ooh, it's only gonna be about a matter of time ♪ 44 00:02:12,299 --> 00:02:14,839 ♪ Before you get loose and start to lose your mind ♪ 45 00:02:14,885 --> 00:02:17,295 ♪ Cop you a drink, go 'head and rock your ice ♪ 46 00:02:17,346 --> 00:02:20,306 ♪ 'Cause we celebrating No More Drama in our life ♪ 47 00:02:20,349 --> 00:02:22,479 ♪ With a Dre track pumpin', everybody's jumpin' ♪ 48 00:02:22,518 --> 00:02:24,848 ♪ Go ahead and twist your back and get your body bumpin' ♪ 49 00:02:24,895 --> 00:02:26,975 ♪ I told you leave your situations at the door ♪ 50 00:02:27,022 --> 00:02:30,862 ♪ So grab somebody and get your ass on the dance floo... ♪ 51 00:02:30,901 --> 00:02:32,491 -(music stops) -WOMAN: Hey, Nora, 52 00:02:32,528 --> 00:02:35,448 attention on your work, please. No music. 53 00:02:35,489 --> 00:02:38,779 -Thanks so much, Lucy. -I'll remember that. 54 00:02:41,537 --> 00:02:44,157 (gentle chime) 55 00:02:44,206 --> 00:02:45,666 Hello, Rechna. 56 00:02:45,708 --> 00:02:48,038 No need to answer me yet. 57 00:02:48,085 --> 00:02:50,455 The system is still processing a lot of information. 58 00:02:50,504 --> 00:02:52,674 But I'm going to count to three. 59 00:02:52,715 --> 00:02:54,755 Try to count with me in your mind. 60 00:02:54,800 --> 00:02:57,550 One, two, 61 00:02:57,595 --> 00:02:58,795 three. 62 00:02:58,846 --> 00:03:00,136 RECHNA: Ah. 63 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:03,020 Oh, my God. Where am I? 64 00:03:03,058 --> 00:03:04,558 It's all good, Rechna. 65 00:03:04,602 --> 00:03:06,602 Welcome to upload. 66 00:03:06,645 --> 00:03:07,765 ♪ ♪ 67 00:03:13,235 --> 00:03:16,105 There's an invalid syntax error on line 682. 68 00:03:16,155 --> 00:03:18,365 Yeah, what is that? 69 00:03:18,407 --> 00:03:20,077 Ah, it's another no-pointer. 70 00:03:20,117 --> 00:03:21,447 I got it. 71 00:03:21,493 --> 00:03:23,833 Ah, yes, nailed it. 72 00:03:23,871 --> 00:03:26,371 Okay, the class definitions still need work. 73 00:03:26,415 --> 00:03:29,285 God, no. I got to veg a little. I'll see you later, buddy. 74 00:03:29,335 --> 00:03:31,165 -No, dude, we are so close. -Bye. 75 00:03:36,216 --> 00:03:37,926 Car? 76 00:03:37,968 --> 00:03:40,508 -CAR: Yes, Nathan? -Clean camera lenses, please. 77 00:03:40,554 --> 00:03:42,514 Begin cleaning. 78 00:03:42,556 --> 00:03:44,806 You are 19 minutes from your 79 00:03:44,850 --> 00:03:47,020 (slows): destin... ation. 80 00:03:47,061 --> 00:03:50,731 Let's... go. 81 00:03:50,773 --> 00:03:52,903 ("Magenta Riddim" by DJ Snake playing) 82 00:04:05,746 --> 00:04:07,156 (siren wailing) 83 00:04:07,206 --> 00:04:08,536 Shit. 84 00:04:08,582 --> 00:04:09,962 Officer, it just started racing. 85 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:11,420 It was the craziest thing. 86 00:04:11,460 --> 00:04:13,500 I will take it in to be serviced ASAP. 87 00:04:13,545 --> 00:04:15,965 I'm on my way to my mom's place for Thanksgiving. 88 00:04:16,006 --> 00:04:18,376 And could you imagine if they were waiting for me, 89 00:04:18,425 --> 00:04:20,335 and my car... 90 00:04:20,386 --> 00:04:22,176 Mm-hmm. Car, 91 00:04:22,221 --> 00:04:23,471 -what's your story? -CAR: Lost consciousness 92 00:04:23,514 --> 00:04:24,814 for a minute. Will update 93 00:04:24,848 --> 00:04:26,268 anti-virus software now. 94 00:04:26,308 --> 00:04:27,638 Yeah, you do that. 95 00:04:27,685 --> 00:04:29,595 There's a human life back here. Wow. 96 00:04:29,645 --> 00:04:32,265 AI is just the worst, isn't it? 97 00:04:32,314 --> 00:04:34,534 Okay, you can go now. Take it in soon, though. 98 00:04:34,566 --> 00:04:36,106 I don't want to see you again. 99 00:04:36,151 --> 00:04:38,741 Oh, no? What station you in-- SoCal? 100 00:04:38,779 --> 00:04:40,239 CAR: Should I call your longtime girlfriend Ingrid 101 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:41,990 and tell her you will be late? 102 00:04:42,032 --> 00:04:44,162 Okay. See? That's not supposed to happen. 103 00:04:44,201 --> 00:04:46,001 -Bye. -(whirring) 104 00:04:46,036 --> 00:04:47,656 God. It's called being nice. 105 00:04:47,705 --> 00:04:49,205 Whose car are you anyway, huh? 106 00:04:49,248 --> 00:04:50,828 Citibank's. 107 00:04:50,874 --> 00:04:52,924 Who's making the payments? 108 00:04:54,211 --> 00:04:55,551 You are. 109 00:04:55,587 --> 00:04:58,467 Me. That's right. Let's go. 110 00:04:58,507 --> 00:05:00,507 ♪ ♪ 111 00:05:28,495 --> 00:05:30,535 Hey, uh... 112 00:05:30,581 --> 00:05:31,831 sorry I'm late, Mrs. Brown. 113 00:05:31,874 --> 00:05:33,674 I had to get the cakes, and I... 114 00:05:33,709 --> 00:05:37,169 Whoa. Ingrid, you're here. 115 00:05:37,212 --> 00:05:38,592 Am I crashing something right now? 116 00:05:38,630 --> 00:05:40,220 Jamie, you're always welcome. 117 00:05:40,257 --> 00:05:42,337 Come on. Nathan, get him a chair. 118 00:05:42,384 --> 00:05:45,014 Yeah. Yeah, okay. 119 00:05:45,054 --> 00:05:46,814 -What is she doing here? -I know. I know. 120 00:05:46,847 --> 00:05:48,597 I didn't think it was a great idea, either, 121 00:05:48,640 --> 00:05:51,230 and then she started crying, and I can't handle crying. 122 00:05:51,268 --> 00:05:52,728 Why didn't you warn me? 123 00:05:52,770 --> 00:05:54,100 I could have had Thanksgiving at Taco Bell. 124 00:05:54,146 --> 00:05:56,646 Okay, yes, she's a little entitled, 125 00:05:56,690 --> 00:05:59,150 and she can be kind of phony sometimes. 126 00:05:59,193 --> 00:06:02,863 -But? -But she's my girlfriend, so get used to it. 127 00:06:02,905 --> 00:06:04,655 If she's inviting herself to family Thanksgiving, 128 00:06:04,698 --> 00:06:06,988 the next thing she's gonna expect is a proposal. 129 00:06:07,034 --> 00:06:08,794 Get used to that. 130 00:06:10,204 --> 00:06:11,834 Super. 131 00:06:11,872 --> 00:06:15,132 So wait-- this is called ambrosia salad? 132 00:06:15,167 --> 00:06:16,537 Is it a dessert? 133 00:06:16,585 --> 00:06:17,955 It's a salad. 134 00:06:18,003 --> 00:06:20,053 Oh. (short chuckle) Good. 135 00:06:23,383 --> 00:06:25,513 -Mmm. (muffled gag) -JAMIE: So, Ingrid, Nathan says 136 00:06:25,552 --> 00:06:28,102 you invited him to your grandma's hundredth birthday. 137 00:06:28,138 --> 00:06:31,138 -Wow. 100. Impressive. -Well, she's in heaven. 138 00:06:31,183 --> 00:06:33,393 Oh. Which one? 139 00:06:33,435 --> 00:06:35,515 -Lakeview? -Hmm. 140 00:06:35,562 --> 00:06:37,692 Heard that's really beautiful. 141 00:06:37,731 --> 00:06:39,691 Yes. (chuckles) 142 00:06:39,733 --> 00:06:41,693 We are a Horizen family. 143 00:06:41,735 --> 00:06:43,815 Unlimited data on both sides. 144 00:06:43,862 --> 00:06:45,492 MAN: upload's too expensive for me. 145 00:06:45,531 --> 00:06:46,951 I'll be starting on a SIM card until these two 146 00:06:46,990 --> 00:06:48,830 -finish their free version. -(soft laughter) 147 00:06:48,867 --> 00:06:51,117 It won't take too long if Nathan parties a little less 148 00:06:51,161 --> 00:06:52,791 -and programs a little more. -Mm-hmm. 149 00:06:52,830 --> 00:06:55,370 Pay him a salary, you can ask for a drug test. 150 00:06:55,415 --> 00:06:57,455 -Oh, yes! Mom! Got him. -(laughter) 151 00:06:57,501 --> 00:06:59,591 -Uncle Nathan? -Yeah. 152 00:06:59,628 --> 00:07:02,588 Can you help me with my classical dance homework? 153 00:07:02,631 --> 00:07:05,551 Of course, honey bunny. 154 00:07:05,592 --> 00:07:07,932 ♪ Poppin' bottles in the ice ♪ 155 00:07:07,970 --> 00:07:10,100 ♪ Like a blizzard ♪ 156 00:07:10,139 --> 00:07:13,269 ♪ When we drink, we do it right, gettin' slizzard ♪ 157 00:07:13,308 --> 00:07:15,388 ♪ Sippin' sizzurp in my ride ♪ 158 00:07:15,435 --> 00:07:17,895 ♪ In my ride, like Three 6 ♪ 159 00:07:17,938 --> 00:07:21,018 ♪ Now I'm feelin' so fly like a G6 ♪ 160 00:07:21,066 --> 00:07:22,606 -♪ Like a G6 ♪ -(whimpering) 161 00:07:22,651 --> 00:07:24,281 ♪ Like a G6... ♪ 162 00:07:24,319 --> 00:07:26,279 Oh! 163 00:07:26,321 --> 00:07:28,031 Uncle Nathan! 164 00:07:28,073 --> 00:07:31,833 ♪ Like a G6, like a G6 ♪ 165 00:07:31,869 --> 00:07:33,409 ♪ Now now now... ♪ 166 00:07:33,453 --> 00:07:34,963 -I could dance for another hour. -(panting) 167 00:07:34,997 --> 00:07:37,077 Yeah. So could I. 168 00:07:37,124 --> 00:07:38,504 No, you couldn't. 169 00:07:38,542 --> 00:07:39,962 (chuckles) 170 00:07:40,002 --> 00:07:41,752 Oh, hi. 171 00:07:41,795 --> 00:07:43,795 Hey. 172 00:07:45,090 --> 00:07:46,300 (sighs) 173 00:07:51,638 --> 00:07:53,678 We're, um... 174 00:07:53,724 --> 00:07:55,734 we're done here, right? 175 00:07:57,227 --> 00:07:59,727 (moaning) 176 00:08:09,948 --> 00:08:12,078 You think they like me? 177 00:08:12,117 --> 00:08:14,117 Yeah, you're so fuckin' hot. 178 00:08:14,161 --> 00:08:16,161 What? 179 00:08:17,706 --> 00:08:19,496 Uh, wait, what did you say? 180 00:08:19,541 --> 00:08:21,631 Your family? 181 00:08:21,668 --> 00:08:23,168 Yeah. 182 00:08:23,212 --> 00:08:25,052 Your mom said I was the first girl 183 00:08:25,088 --> 00:08:26,798 you ever brought home for Thanksgiving. 184 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:28,840 Oh. 185 00:08:28,884 --> 00:08:30,724 Yeah, no big deal. 186 00:08:30,761 --> 00:08:32,801 I think it's a big deal. 187 00:08:32,846 --> 00:08:36,096 I feel very special, babe. 188 00:08:36,141 --> 00:08:38,351 Cool. 189 00:08:38,393 --> 00:08:40,153 You're welcome. 190 00:08:40,187 --> 00:08:41,647 -(Ingrid giggles) -(horn blares) 191 00:08:41,688 --> 00:08:42,858 -MAN: Hey! -Whoa! 192 00:08:42,898 --> 00:08:44,728 Asshole! 193 00:08:44,775 --> 00:08:46,985 You don't have "prioritize occupant" on, do you? 194 00:08:47,027 --> 00:08:48,987 Of course. 195 00:08:49,029 --> 00:08:50,989 I care about us. 196 00:08:51,031 --> 00:08:53,531 You don't prioritize pedestrian, do you? 197 00:08:56,411 --> 00:08:57,581 Park. 198 00:09:01,458 --> 00:09:03,748 Sleep over tonight? 199 00:09:03,794 --> 00:09:06,764 Uh, I was gonna go meet Jamie pretty early tomorrow morning, 200 00:09:06,797 --> 00:09:08,337 try and finish this thing up. 201 00:09:09,883 --> 00:09:12,223 I'll make it worth your while in the morning. 202 00:09:12,261 --> 00:09:13,801 Yeah, okay. 203 00:09:13,845 --> 00:09:15,845 (laughs softly) Good. 204 00:09:15,889 --> 00:09:17,559 We need egg powder and a can of toast. 205 00:09:17,599 --> 00:09:19,599 Super. 206 00:09:21,561 --> 00:09:23,561 Thank you. 207 00:09:28,819 --> 00:09:31,739 ♪ ♪ 208 00:09:31,780 --> 00:09:33,160 FEMALE VOICE: You lack iron. 209 00:09:33,198 --> 00:09:34,828 Buy some spinach. 210 00:09:34,866 --> 00:09:36,406 ANCHOR: Aggressive chain restaurant 211 00:09:36,410 --> 00:09:39,500 Panera Bread's stock is soaring after buying 212 00:09:39,538 --> 00:09:41,078 Facebook earlier this year 213 00:09:41,123 --> 00:09:43,213 and opening its new upload, Aeon, 214 00:09:43,250 --> 00:09:46,340 with a record-setting 50 million souls and visitors. 215 00:09:46,378 --> 00:09:48,508 Aeon, the first digital afterlife 216 00:09:48,547 --> 00:09:50,217 to offer Las Vegas-style 217 00:09:50,257 --> 00:09:52,087 entertainment and gambling, will be... 218 00:09:52,134 --> 00:09:54,094 Car, see the parked truck? 219 00:09:54,136 --> 00:09:55,796 CAR: There is no parking space ahead of us. 220 00:09:55,846 --> 00:09:57,426 Yeah, I know. It's illegally parked. 221 00:09:57,472 --> 00:09:58,772 Data shows no vehicles. 222 00:09:58,807 --> 00:10:00,227 Well, we're headed right for a truck. 223 00:10:00,267 --> 00:10:01,977 You might be drunk. Again. 224 00:10:02,019 --> 00:10:03,729 Oh, fuck you. Manual override. 225 00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:06,770 Manuel. I don't see Manuel in your contacts. 226 00:10:06,815 --> 00:10:08,225 Manual override. Stop. 227 00:10:08,275 --> 00:10:10,025 -Override... -Stop, stop, stop, stop. Stop now! 228 00:10:10,068 --> 00:10:12,068 overridden. 229 00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:30,839 ♪ ♪ 230 00:10:46,480 --> 00:10:49,690 Has anyone seen my coffee order? 231 00:10:49,733 --> 00:10:53,153 It's a nonfat iced latte. It says my name on it. 232 00:10:53,195 --> 00:10:55,405 L-U-C-Y. Lucy. Has anyone seen it? 233 00:10:55,447 --> 00:10:56,867 No. 234 00:11:11,296 --> 00:11:12,916 (scoffs) 235 00:11:12,964 --> 00:11:15,184 (whoops) 236 00:11:24,101 --> 00:11:26,061 ALEESHA: Ooh, young. 237 00:11:26,103 --> 00:11:27,483 And cute. 238 00:11:27,521 --> 00:11:29,481 No, he thinks he's cute. 239 00:11:29,523 --> 00:11:31,273 App start-up. Vintage motorcycle. 240 00:11:31,316 --> 00:11:33,066 Come on. What a douche. 241 00:11:33,110 --> 00:11:36,660 Well, I would be happy to slide down that pole. 242 00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:38,816 -How'd he die? -Car accident. 243 00:11:38,865 --> 00:11:41,445 You mean the motorcycle? 244 00:11:41,493 --> 00:11:43,453 Says car. 245 00:11:43,495 --> 00:11:45,205 ALEESHA: Weird. 246 00:11:45,247 --> 00:11:48,877 Well, I'm uploading my fifth old lady in a row. 247 00:11:48,917 --> 00:11:50,497 Fun. 248 00:11:50,544 --> 00:11:52,004 (chuckles) 249 00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:54,045 (sighs) 250 00:12:10,689 --> 00:12:12,689 ♪ ♪ 251 00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:36,878 -JAMIE: We got this. -NATHAN: We so got this. 252 00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:38,263 JAMIE: With this idea? 253 00:12:38,300 --> 00:12:39,510 NATHAN: I'd invest in you and me. 254 00:12:39,551 --> 00:12:40,681 JAMIE: Hell, yea... 255 00:12:44,806 --> 00:12:46,516 Memory file damaged. 256 00:12:46,558 --> 00:12:48,308 Hmm. 257 00:12:50,312 --> 00:12:52,692 That's weird. 258 00:13:03,241 --> 00:13:05,331 DOCTOR: Broken ribs on the right side. 259 00:13:05,368 --> 00:13:06,998 -Punctured lung. I need a surgical consult, -I'm so sorry. 260 00:13:07,037 --> 00:13:09,497 -stat. Any drug allergies, Nathan? -NATHAN: No. 261 00:13:09,539 --> 00:13:11,119 I'm fine. I really think I'm fine. 262 00:13:11,166 --> 00:13:14,496 -When's your birthday? -It's on the brif of Febinary. 263 00:13:14,544 --> 00:13:17,014 Oh, God, you're not okay. I should have waited for you. 264 00:13:17,047 --> 00:13:19,167 -I should go home. -AUTOMATED FEMALE VOICE: Sit down, please. 265 00:13:19,216 --> 00:13:20,466 Okay. 266 00:13:20,509 --> 00:13:21,679 His vitals are dropping. We're losing him. 267 00:13:21,718 --> 00:13:22,798 We really want to upload, 268 00:13:22,844 --> 00:13:23,974 and I don't want to miss the window. 269 00:13:24,012 --> 00:13:25,972 -Is the paperwork all filled out? -No. 270 00:13:26,014 --> 00:13:27,064 DOCTOR: Heaven sales rep to the ER. 271 00:13:27,098 --> 00:13:28,888 -What? -Can't upload a dead body. 272 00:13:28,934 --> 00:13:30,144 Oh, man. 273 00:13:30,185 --> 00:13:31,765 DOCTOR: We got to get a move on now. 274 00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:33,691 -Someone's going to heaven? -Horizen Lakeview, please? -No. 275 00:13:33,730 --> 00:13:35,320 I need to start with the Horizen ID. 276 00:13:35,357 --> 00:13:37,777 Yes, Ingrid Kannerman. Capital P, 277 00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:40,857 -"panorama," ampersand, 2002. -No. (sighs) 278 00:13:40,904 --> 00:13:42,324 I really don't think we need upload. 279 00:13:42,364 --> 00:13:43,494 I'm feeling pretty chill. 280 00:13:43,532 --> 00:13:45,452 -Vitals are still going down. -She's wrong. 281 00:13:45,492 --> 00:13:47,122 Baby, don't try and tough this out, okay? 282 00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:49,250 Now, you could just old-fashioned die, 283 00:13:49,287 --> 00:13:50,787 or we could 284 00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:53,380 be together forever. 285 00:13:54,417 --> 00:13:56,337 -Yeah? -Yeah. 286 00:13:56,378 --> 00:13:59,048 You know that I think 287 00:13:59,089 --> 00:14:00,879 you are so amazing. 288 00:14:00,924 --> 00:14:02,434 -(crying): You... -But... 289 00:14:02,467 --> 00:14:04,467 -But, uh... -But what? 290 00:14:04,511 --> 00:14:05,931 But forever is just, like, 291 00:14:05,971 --> 00:14:08,641 so long to think about. 292 00:14:08,682 --> 00:14:11,352 Okay, so you would rather die than be with me? 293 00:14:11,393 --> 00:14:13,483 -(crying): Is that what... Is that what you... -No. No, no. 294 00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:15,730 -You would rather die than be with... -No, no. Don't cry. 295 00:14:15,772 --> 00:14:17,112 -Please don't cry. Oh, just... Oh. -(sobbing) 296 00:14:17,148 --> 00:14:18,438 There's people around. 297 00:14:18,483 --> 00:14:20,613 No, of course I want to be with you. 298 00:14:20,652 --> 00:14:22,452 -SALES REP: Hit accept. -NATHAN: What? 299 00:14:22,487 --> 00:14:23,947 What the hell am I accepting? 300 00:14:23,989 --> 00:14:25,279 Our terms of service. 301 00:14:25,323 --> 00:14:27,873 You can't just accept it without reading them. 302 00:14:27,909 --> 00:14:29,329 Well, you can't use our service 303 00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:31,199 without agreeing to the terms of service. 304 00:14:31,246 --> 00:14:33,326 Have you never gotten an app ever? 305 00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:35,963 Fuck. 306 00:14:36,001 --> 00:14:37,961 What are my chances here? 307 00:14:38,003 --> 00:14:39,923 Unless your system rallies, you're currently dying 308 00:14:39,963 --> 00:14:41,593 of a punctured lung. I'm sorry. 309 00:14:41,631 --> 00:14:44,381 This is insane. I'm only 27. 310 00:14:44,426 --> 00:14:46,756 DOCTOR: What do you want to do? 311 00:14:46,803 --> 00:14:48,683 upload's that way, OR's the other way. 312 00:14:48,722 --> 00:14:50,892 Hey. 313 00:14:50,932 --> 00:14:53,732 Just sign the thing, okay? 314 00:14:53,768 --> 00:14:55,308 Don't do it. 315 00:14:55,353 --> 00:14:57,983 -There's still sex, right? -Uh, yeah. 316 00:14:58,023 --> 00:15:00,903 The VR suits are amazing. You can change your avatar, 317 00:15:00,942 --> 00:15:03,192 boost levels, stimulation you wouldn't believe. 318 00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:05,856 Super. Okay, where's my mom? 319 00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:07,525 -I got to talk to her. -Mm, that's disgusting. 320 00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:08,784 -Not about that. -Well... 321 00:15:08,825 --> 00:15:10,985 -Grow up. -Nathan, please. 322 00:15:11,036 --> 00:15:13,656 We are out of time. Just do the right thing 323 00:15:13,705 --> 00:15:17,205 and make me the happiest woman in... 324 00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:18,790 Oh, fine. Fine. 325 00:15:18,835 --> 00:15:20,625 -Whatever. Yeah. -Oh! Yeah? 326 00:15:20,670 --> 00:15:22,130 Oh, this is gonna be so great. 327 00:15:22,172 --> 00:15:23,882 -Super. -Heading to UR Two. 328 00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:26,643 (sighs) This'll be great. 329 00:15:26,676 --> 00:15:29,216 If not, it's only eternity. 330 00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:30,762 (sighs) 331 00:15:33,725 --> 00:15:35,845 (door opens) 332 00:15:35,894 --> 00:15:37,814 Hello, I'm Abel. 333 00:15:37,854 --> 00:15:40,114 I'll be your scanning technician. 334 00:15:40,148 --> 00:15:41,938 This won't hurt. 335 00:15:41,983 --> 00:15:44,153 So, once the shutters are up to speed, 336 00:15:44,194 --> 00:15:45,704 scanner will start recording. 337 00:15:45,737 --> 00:15:47,907 -(grunts) -(scanner beeps) 338 00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:48,947 I'm jealous, man. 339 00:15:48,990 --> 00:15:51,240 Lakeview is plush. 340 00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:53,294 (wheezing) 341 00:16:00,168 --> 00:16:01,288 (grunts) 342 00:16:01,336 --> 00:16:03,546 This thing. 343 00:16:03,588 --> 00:16:07,048 -What's that for? -It's just for storage. 344 00:16:07,092 --> 00:16:10,052 Have fun. 345 00:16:15,725 --> 00:16:18,515 Can we just hit the pause button here for a second? 346 00:16:18,561 --> 00:16:20,521 ABEL (over speaker): Please look forward at the spot 347 00:16:20,563 --> 00:16:22,113 in front of you. 348 00:16:25,235 --> 00:16:26,645 Oh, thank God. Mom! 349 00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:29,074 (both scream) 350 00:16:29,114 --> 00:16:30,874 AUTOMATED FEMALE VOICE: upload complete. 351 00:16:31,908 --> 00:16:34,238 (both scream) 352 00:16:36,538 --> 00:16:38,368 NORA: Hello, Nathan. 353 00:16:38,415 --> 00:16:40,705 I'm not expecting you to answer me yet. 354 00:16:40,750 --> 00:16:42,840 The system is sorting through a lot of your information, 355 00:16:42,877 --> 00:16:44,957 but I'm going to count to three. 356 00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:47,304 Try to count with me. 357 00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:51,090 One, two, three. 358 00:16:51,136 --> 00:16:53,346 (gentle chime) 359 00:16:53,388 --> 00:16:55,348 Welcome to upload, Nathan. 360 00:16:55,390 --> 00:16:57,430 You made it to Lakeview, you lucky duck. 361 00:16:57,475 --> 00:17:00,515 (Nathan groaning) 362 00:17:00,562 --> 00:17:03,652 NORA: I want you to think of yourself. 363 00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:04,940 The "I" in the sentence, 364 00:17:04,983 --> 00:17:07,903 "I think, therefore I am." 365 00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:10,662 Okay, cool. 366 00:17:10,697 --> 00:17:13,657 Just gonna grab that. 367 00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:14,950 That'll be your password. 368 00:17:14,993 --> 00:17:16,203 Or passthought. 369 00:17:16,244 --> 00:17:18,294 I'll always be able to use that 370 00:17:18,329 --> 00:17:19,619 to recognize you. 371 00:17:19,664 --> 00:17:22,174 Now, remember kindergarten? 372 00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:23,998 The alphabet song? 373 00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:27,173 ♪ A-B-C-D-E-F-G. ♪ 374 00:17:27,213 --> 00:17:28,883 Think that for me. 375 00:17:28,923 --> 00:17:31,763 Yeah. Good. 376 00:17:31,801 --> 00:17:34,181 Now think of 377 00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:35,350 the color blue. 378 00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:38,598 Light blue like a clear sky. 379 00:17:38,641 --> 00:17:41,311 Dark blue like a mountain lake. 380 00:17:41,352 --> 00:17:43,442 Yellow sunshine. 381 00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:45,110 Forest green. 382 00:17:45,148 --> 00:17:46,938 Brown wood. 383 00:17:46,983 --> 00:17:48,943 Perfect. 384 00:17:48,985 --> 00:17:50,855 NATHAN (Australian accent): I'm feeling pins and needles. 385 00:17:50,904 --> 00:17:53,994 Why do people always set it for Australian accent? 386 00:17:54,032 --> 00:17:55,952 Say again, please? 387 00:17:55,992 --> 00:17:57,292 (regular voice): Pins and needles. 388 00:17:57,327 --> 00:17:59,287 There we go. That's a lot better voice for you. 389 00:17:59,329 --> 00:18:00,539 Yours is nice, too. 390 00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:02,250 (scoffs) Yeah, pins and needles 391 00:18:02,290 --> 00:18:04,580 is just the program finding your nerve endings. 392 00:18:04,626 --> 00:18:06,666 Do you see anything? 393 00:18:08,713 --> 00:18:11,673 NATHAN: Some kind of old-fashioned room. 394 00:18:11,716 --> 00:18:13,636 Looking over a lake. 395 00:18:13,676 --> 00:18:15,386 Beautiful trees. 396 00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:17,848 Whoa, a shark swimming right towards me. 397 00:18:17,889 --> 00:18:19,269 What? Okay, no, that's not supposed to happen. 398 00:18:19,307 --> 00:18:21,177 Kidding. Kidding. 399 00:18:21,226 --> 00:18:24,186 (chuckles) Sense of humor. Nice. 400 00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:27,942 Um, so, welcome to 401 00:18:27,982 --> 00:18:30,442 Lakeview by Horizen, 402 00:18:30,485 --> 00:18:31,985 the only digital afterlife environment 403 00:18:32,028 --> 00:18:34,198 modeled on the grand Victorian hotels 404 00:18:34,239 --> 00:18:35,779 of the United States and Canada. 405 00:18:35,824 --> 00:18:37,704 Hope it's not too Ralph Lauren for you. 406 00:18:37,742 --> 00:18:39,292 I mean, it was never really my thing, 407 00:18:39,327 --> 00:18:41,037 -but it's kind of cool. -Yeah. 408 00:18:41,079 --> 00:18:42,659 Uplifting views, healthy pursuits, 409 00:18:42,705 --> 00:18:44,285 timeless Americana. 410 00:18:44,332 --> 00:18:46,292 Are there slaves? 411 00:18:46,334 --> 00:18:48,844 What? Are... are you serious? 412 00:18:48,878 --> 00:18:51,758 -I just... -One, this is just a design scheme. 413 00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:53,878 And two, that's not even the right period. 414 00:18:53,925 --> 00:18:55,505 Lakeview is open 415 00:18:55,552 --> 00:18:59,142 to all races, religions, genders-- absolutely anybody. 416 00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:03,430 I see you've selected 417 00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:05,896 "nondenominational charismatic 418 00:19:05,937 --> 00:19:07,437 Christian" as your creed. 419 00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:08,820 That means, for you, 420 00:19:08,857 --> 00:19:10,777 the little chapel east of the hotel 421 00:19:10,817 --> 00:19:12,817 will be a Pentecostal church. 422 00:19:12,861 --> 00:19:15,241 For someone else, the same building could be 423 00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:17,910 a mosque or even a bowling alley. 424 00:19:17,949 --> 00:19:20,159 -I'll take the bowling alley. -I can make 425 00:19:20,201 --> 00:19:21,951 that change. 426 00:19:21,995 --> 00:19:23,865 I'm just gonna need your Horizen password. 427 00:19:23,913 --> 00:19:26,963 Um... uh, BrunoMelrose18. 428 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,500 (scoffs softly) 429 00:19:28,543 --> 00:19:30,383 Your first dog and the street you grew up on? 430 00:19:30,420 --> 00:19:32,210 You used your porn name? 431 00:19:32,255 --> 00:19:34,465 Pretty poor security for a coder. 432 00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:35,927 Excuse me? 433 00:19:35,967 --> 00:19:37,507 -(computer chimes) -Uh, it didn't work. 434 00:19:37,552 --> 00:19:39,722 Your charges are going 435 00:19:39,762 --> 00:19:41,472 to an Ingrid Kannerman. 436 00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:43,474 Oh, yeah. 437 00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:44,926 Well, there's lots 438 00:19:44,976 --> 00:19:46,516 of free activities. I mean... 439 00:19:46,561 --> 00:19:48,981 Hike up to a gazebo. Swim in the lake. 440 00:19:49,022 --> 00:19:50,612 -Take a class. -(exhales, sniffles) 441 00:19:50,648 --> 00:19:52,188 Uh-oh. 442 00:19:52,233 --> 00:19:53,613 Nathan? 443 00:19:53,651 --> 00:19:55,951 Nathan, are you okay? 444 00:19:55,987 --> 00:19:58,407 Yeah. Yep. 445 00:19:59,824 --> 00:20:02,334 I don't know. No. No. 446 00:20:02,368 --> 00:20:03,618 (sniffles) 447 00:20:03,661 --> 00:20:05,041 Hey. 448 00:20:05,079 --> 00:20:06,329 Don't be embarrassed. 449 00:20:06,372 --> 00:20:07,962 It can be really hard. 450 00:20:07,999 --> 00:20:09,749 To die, I mean. 451 00:20:09,792 --> 00:20:11,672 Especially when you're young and hands... 452 00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:13,801 um, healthy. 453 00:20:13,838 --> 00:20:15,468 Unexpected uploads 454 00:20:15,506 --> 00:20:17,836 often have trouble adjusting. 455 00:20:17,884 --> 00:20:20,474 But remember, they froze your body, so who knows? 456 00:20:20,511 --> 00:20:22,181 You... Maybe one day, they figure out 457 00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:23,681 how to put you back in. 458 00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:25,683 Yeah, thanks. 459 00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:27,685 What's your name? 460 00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:29,977 Well, you're supposed to just refer to me 461 00:20:30,021 --> 00:20:32,441 as your angel. 462 00:20:32,482 --> 00:20:34,982 Are you... are you alive or dead, too? 463 00:20:35,026 --> 00:20:37,106 Or... some AI? 464 00:20:37,153 --> 00:20:39,413 I'm not allowed to say. 465 00:20:39,447 --> 00:20:41,197 Sorry. 466 00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:44,040 But anytime you need me, I'll be here for you. 467 00:20:44,077 --> 00:20:46,867 Just ask, and I'll be right in your ear. 468 00:20:47,872 --> 00:20:51,172 Okay. Angel. 469 00:20:53,211 --> 00:20:56,841 All right, you are all connected now. 470 00:20:56,881 --> 00:20:59,091 Do you look real to yourself? 471 00:20:59,133 --> 00:21:01,843 Ten fingers and toes? 472 00:21:01,886 --> 00:21:04,176 -Pretty seamless. -Great. 473 00:21:04,222 --> 00:21:05,602 Well, explore. Enjoy. 474 00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:07,020 You'll meet your fellow uploads. 475 00:21:07,058 --> 00:21:09,888 Just let it sink in how lucky you are. 476 00:21:09,936 --> 00:21:11,596 This is the first day 477 00:21:11,646 --> 00:21:13,976 of the rest of your afterlife. 478 00:21:14,023 --> 00:21:16,823 Yeah. Yeah. 479 00:21:16,859 --> 00:21:18,949 Cool. Thanks. 480 00:21:25,535 --> 00:21:27,365 (crying) 481 00:21:33,501 --> 00:21:34,711 Hey. 482 00:21:34,752 --> 00:21:36,252 Oh, hey. 483 00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:38,085 You're still here. Cool. 484 00:21:38,131 --> 00:21:40,221 This was a big day. 485 00:21:40,258 --> 00:21:41,928 You died and were reborn. 486 00:21:41,968 --> 00:21:43,758 That's a lot to process. 487 00:21:43,803 --> 00:21:45,223 Yeah, it is. 488 00:21:45,263 --> 00:21:47,273 Tomorrow will be better. 489 00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:49,096 You'll see. 490 00:21:49,142 --> 00:21:50,272 Just get some rest. 491 00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:51,479 Yeah, there's no way 492 00:21:51,519 --> 00:21:54,149 I'm gonna be able to fall asleep. 493 00:21:59,527 --> 00:22:01,277 Aw. 494 00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:03,950 -You think it'll take? -Don't know. 495 00:22:03,990 --> 00:22:06,830 What's the rejection rate for the unprepared? 496 00:22:06,868 --> 00:22:08,698 -Mm. -40%? 497 00:22:08,745 --> 00:22:11,285 For me, it's 60. 498 00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:14,330 I've been written up so many times. 499 00:22:18,004 --> 00:22:19,554 (sighs) 500 00:22:19,589 --> 00:22:21,719 ♪ ♪ 501 00:22:36,814 --> 00:22:38,524 -(shower running) -NATHAN: She was right. 502 00:22:38,566 --> 00:22:41,066 Oh, my God, this is fantastic. 503 00:22:43,029 --> 00:22:45,159 Oh. 504 00:22:45,198 --> 00:22:47,528 Oh, yeah. 505 00:22:47,575 --> 00:22:50,075 Yes, water pressure. 506 00:22:50,119 --> 00:22:52,079 Oh, my God. 507 00:22:56,125 --> 00:22:58,375 What the hell is this? 508 00:23:22,819 --> 00:23:24,699 -Angel? -(whooshing) 509 00:23:24,737 --> 00:23:26,317 -Yes, Nathan? -Holy... 510 00:23:26,364 --> 00:23:27,784 -(chuckling) -shit. 511 00:23:27,824 --> 00:23:29,954 Hey, man. How-how did you get in my room? 512 00:23:29,992 --> 00:23:30,952 All right, don't freak. 513 00:23:30,993 --> 00:23:32,373 -Okay. -When you call 514 00:23:32,411 --> 00:23:34,041 for an angel, you get an angel. 515 00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:37,710 It's just VR so I can visit you in person, you know? 516 00:23:37,750 --> 00:23:39,920 Get the full effect. 517 00:23:39,961 --> 00:23:41,461 -You good? -Yeah. What happened 518 00:23:41,504 --> 00:23:42,844 to the girl from last night? 519 00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:44,880 -Hmm? -Oh, it's not her shift yet. 520 00:23:44,924 --> 00:23:46,764 Did you want some coffee? 521 00:23:46,801 --> 00:23:49,641 How about something a little stronger? 522 00:23:49,679 --> 00:23:51,719 Genie. Uh, Moscow Mule. 523 00:23:51,764 --> 00:23:53,934 Actually, we have those on screen 127, 524 00:23:53,975 --> 00:23:56,935 if you, uh... want one. 525 00:23:58,146 --> 00:24:00,146 No, I'm-I'm okay, thanks. 526 00:24:00,189 --> 00:24:01,269 All right. 527 00:24:01,315 --> 00:24:04,065 -(snaps fingers) -Later, gator. 528 00:24:04,110 --> 00:24:06,070 Ooh. 529 00:24:06,112 --> 00:24:07,662 (sighs) 530 00:24:11,784 --> 00:24:13,584 (birds chirping) 531 00:24:16,205 --> 00:24:17,995 (chirping stops) 532 00:24:18,040 --> 00:24:20,420 (wind whistling softly) 533 00:24:20,459 --> 00:24:21,959 Cool. 534 00:24:24,338 --> 00:24:26,168 (birds chirping) 535 00:24:26,215 --> 00:24:28,045 (chuckles) 536 00:24:37,101 --> 00:24:38,731 MAN: Settling in okay? 537 00:24:38,769 --> 00:24:40,269 Oh. Yeah. 538 00:24:41,314 --> 00:24:43,444 Are you both, uh... 539 00:24:43,482 --> 00:24:44,532 -Dead? -Yeah. 540 00:24:44,567 --> 00:24:46,687 Yup. Thank God we both had time to upload. 541 00:24:46,736 --> 00:24:48,816 High school sweethearts. First man I ever kissed. 542 00:24:48,863 --> 00:24:51,073 Oh. Soul mates. That's awesome. 543 00:24:51,115 --> 00:24:52,735 That's what it's all about. 544 00:24:52,783 --> 00:24:54,493 Love beats death, two-zip. 545 00:24:54,535 --> 00:24:56,155 -Cute. -(chuckles) 546 00:24:56,204 --> 00:24:59,504 So, upload. I mean, I feel completely real and alive. 547 00:24:59,540 --> 00:25:02,670 The programming depth is insane, and I'm a coder. 548 00:25:02,710 --> 00:25:04,210 Oh, cool. What do you program? 549 00:25:06,756 --> 00:25:08,376 I... 550 00:25:08,424 --> 00:25:10,514 I-I don't remember. 551 00:25:11,761 --> 00:25:14,311 Uh, different things. 552 00:25:14,347 --> 00:25:16,677 Things? A man of mystery. 553 00:25:16,724 --> 00:25:18,894 You, uh, want to go for a hike? 554 00:25:18,935 --> 00:25:22,225 -They have some beautiful trails around the lake. -Yeah, maybe after breakfast. 555 00:25:22,271 --> 00:25:25,231 Uh, if I don't want to use the minibar, is there breakfast 556 00:25:25,274 --> 00:25:28,574 -that's included, or... -Yes. In the dining hall, 557 00:25:28,611 --> 00:25:29,701 it's amazing. 558 00:25:29,737 --> 00:25:31,947 They have maple bacon doughnuts. 559 00:25:31,989 --> 00:25:34,329 Maple bacon doughnuts? Point me in that direction. 560 00:25:34,367 --> 00:25:35,407 (whirring) 561 00:25:35,451 --> 00:25:36,911 What the hell was that? 562 00:25:36,953 --> 00:25:38,293 There he goes, folks. 563 00:25:38,329 --> 00:25:40,409 -New guy comin' through. -(chuckles) 564 00:25:53,970 --> 00:25:55,220 (elevator bell dings) 565 00:26:02,270 --> 00:26:03,560 Can I help you? 566 00:26:03,604 --> 00:26:05,734 No. Ye... uh, I'm... 567 00:26:05,773 --> 00:26:09,533 (chuckles): I'm sorry, it's, uh, my first day. 568 00:26:09,568 --> 00:26:11,108 You're wondering about my avatar. 569 00:26:11,153 --> 00:26:14,203 They used a photo of me from 1961. 570 00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:16,330 Although it might be my sister. 571 00:26:16,367 --> 00:26:17,407 (elevator bell dings) 572 00:26:17,451 --> 00:26:19,451 That's me. 10,300. 573 00:26:25,251 --> 00:26:27,751 (elevator bell dings) 574 00:26:27,795 --> 00:26:29,625 MAN: Morning. Gum? 575 00:26:29,672 --> 00:26:32,382 Orbit gum, sir? No? 576 00:26:32,425 --> 00:26:34,965 Oh, you're gonna love this one, trust me. 577 00:26:35,011 --> 00:26:36,931 Ma'am, would you care for a piece of Orbit spearmint gum? 578 00:26:36,971 --> 00:26:39,561 -Sugar-free. -Fucking ad-bots. 579 00:26:39,598 --> 00:26:41,178 Good morning. Would you care for a piece 580 00:26:41,225 --> 00:26:42,725 of Orbit's new Wintergreen Wonderland 581 00:26:42,768 --> 00:26:44,768 flavor-fixed gum with healthy sorbitol? 582 00:26:44,812 --> 00:26:46,772 Now with twice the sorbitol. 583 00:26:46,814 --> 00:26:48,864 Have a good day, sir. 584 00:26:50,192 --> 00:26:51,782 Ingrid. 585 00:26:51,819 --> 00:26:53,199 Hi. Yes, hi. 586 00:26:53,237 --> 00:26:54,817 Oh, my God. How's it going? 587 00:26:54,864 --> 00:26:56,074 It's okay. Where did I get you? 588 00:26:56,115 --> 00:26:57,695 Oh, I'm... I'm just at a friend's. 589 00:26:57,742 --> 00:26:59,412 So, is it amazing? 590 00:26:59,452 --> 00:27:00,662 -Yeah, it's really cool. -Yeah? 591 00:27:00,703 --> 00:27:02,373 The water pressure is incredible. 592 00:27:02,413 --> 00:27:03,913 I mean, I'd rather be alive, obviously, 593 00:27:03,956 --> 00:27:05,666 but... it's something. 594 00:27:05,708 --> 00:27:07,958 You know a month has passed since your accident? 595 00:27:08,002 --> 00:27:09,462 I miss your body. 596 00:27:09,503 --> 00:27:11,463 Oh. I miss my hair. 597 00:27:11,505 --> 00:27:13,795 There's something off about my hair here. 598 00:27:13,841 --> 00:27:16,091 Yeah. Your hair looks different. 599 00:27:16,135 --> 00:27:17,135 Spiky. 600 00:27:19,221 --> 00:27:21,181 (soft chuckle) 601 00:27:22,683 --> 00:27:25,523 Is this weird? It's... 602 00:27:25,561 --> 00:27:27,481 We'll get used to it. 603 00:27:27,521 --> 00:27:29,071 Yeah, just pretend I'm on a business trip. 604 00:27:29,106 --> 00:27:31,606 For, like, the next 50 years, until I can join you. 605 00:27:31,650 --> 00:27:33,990 -60 if I eat right. -Then don't. 606 00:27:34,028 --> 00:27:36,358 I had ice cream for breakfast. 607 00:27:36,405 --> 00:27:38,235 Don't talk dirty to me. 608 00:27:38,282 --> 00:27:39,782 Oh. Hey. Can I get your Horizen password? 609 00:27:39,825 --> 00:27:41,695 I can't charge anything to my account here. 610 00:27:41,744 --> 00:27:44,834 Well, um, I set something up so I get this little text alert 611 00:27:44,872 --> 00:27:46,372 whenever you want to charge something. 612 00:27:46,415 --> 00:27:48,455 And I just like knowing what you're up to. 613 00:27:48,501 --> 00:27:51,671 You know, it makes me feel closer to you, so... 614 00:27:51,712 --> 00:27:53,132 Show me the lake. 615 00:27:53,172 --> 00:27:55,302 Uh... 616 00:27:55,341 --> 00:27:57,301 (gasps) What?! 617 00:27:57,343 --> 00:27:58,933 Fucking gorgeous, babe. 618 00:27:58,969 --> 00:28:00,929 That's amazing. 619 00:28:00,971 --> 00:28:02,641 -Yeah. -WOMAN: Ingrid! 620 00:28:02,681 --> 00:28:04,021 Oh, my God. 621 00:28:04,058 --> 00:28:06,478 (chuckles): Oh. I am so humiliated. 622 00:28:06,519 --> 00:28:08,729 I probably look like a total fucking wreck. 623 00:28:08,771 --> 00:28:11,941 -It's been really difficult. -WOMAN: No, you look strong like a goddess, 624 00:28:11,982 --> 00:28:13,902 like a hot survivor. 625 00:28:13,943 --> 00:28:15,953 Oh, my God. Thank you so much. 626 00:28:15,986 --> 00:28:18,406 Hey, babe, I just ran into my pube stylist, 627 00:28:18,447 --> 00:28:19,817 so I gotta drone. 628 00:28:19,865 --> 00:28:22,155 -You don't have any pubes. -Yeah. I know. 629 00:28:22,201 --> 00:28:23,491 She's amazing. 630 00:28:23,536 --> 00:28:24,576 I'll call you later, okay? 631 00:28:24,620 --> 00:28:26,580 Hey, if you need anything at all, 632 00:28:26,622 --> 00:28:27,962 I am here for you. 633 00:28:27,998 --> 00:28:29,328 Utterly. 634 00:28:29,375 --> 00:28:31,335 -Just the password. -I love you. 635 00:28:31,377 --> 00:28:34,087 Uh, hey, whoa, hey, um... 636 00:28:34,130 --> 00:28:36,670 we-we... we've never said that before. 637 00:28:36,715 --> 00:28:39,425 Well, I'm not worried about scaring you off now. 638 00:28:39,468 --> 00:28:40,718 (laughs) 639 00:28:40,761 --> 00:28:43,471 Mwah. Talk later, babe, okay? 640 00:28:50,521 --> 00:28:52,191 (whirring) 641 00:28:54,525 --> 00:28:56,485 I hope you're hungry. 642 00:28:56,527 --> 00:28:58,447 I'm printing a Jamie Oliver steak design 643 00:28:58,487 --> 00:28:59,777 he tweeted this morning. 644 00:28:59,822 --> 00:29:02,452 Oliver's only on Google Samsung, so... 645 00:29:02,491 --> 00:29:04,581 I know you didn't have this for lunch. 646 00:29:06,328 --> 00:29:09,168 Uh, speaking of work, Dad... 647 00:29:09,206 --> 00:29:12,166 we've had a ton of upgrades lately. 648 00:29:12,209 --> 00:29:13,459 Stuff you'd really like. 649 00:29:13,502 --> 00:29:16,012 There's a casual pub on the cellar level. 650 00:29:16,046 --> 00:29:17,296 It's got darts. 651 00:29:17,339 --> 00:29:18,969 I mean, beers from everywhere. 652 00:29:19,008 --> 00:29:21,178 With my employee discount, I think we could swing it. 653 00:29:21,218 --> 00:29:24,428 -(coughing) -It'd be so smart to lock in such a good deal. 654 00:29:24,472 --> 00:29:25,812 Dad. 655 00:29:27,099 --> 00:29:28,809 Sorry, honey. No go. 656 00:29:28,851 --> 00:29:31,191 I could be your angel. Like, we could hang out. 657 00:29:31,228 --> 00:29:32,308 I can't. 658 00:29:32,354 --> 00:29:34,444 -Why? -Mom's waiting for me. 659 00:29:34,482 --> 00:29:36,902 Oh, come on. You don't believe that old stuff. 660 00:29:36,942 --> 00:29:39,532 It doesn't make sense, but it's how I feel. 661 00:29:39,570 --> 00:29:42,110 How can heaven not have your mother in it? 662 00:29:50,039 --> 00:29:51,829 How's the steak? 663 00:29:51,874 --> 00:29:55,544 I think your fat cartridge might be low. 664 00:29:55,586 --> 00:29:56,586 Ooh. 665 00:29:56,629 --> 00:29:58,629 -♪ ♪ -(indistinct chatter) 666 00:30:05,471 --> 00:30:07,851 Oh, sweet... 667 00:30:07,890 --> 00:30:10,390 mother of God, yes. 668 00:30:10,434 --> 00:30:12,654 Yes. 669 00:30:14,104 --> 00:30:15,274 Ooh! 670 00:30:16,690 --> 00:30:18,650 -MAN: Hey, waiter! -Oh, one second, sir. 671 00:30:18,692 --> 00:30:20,652 WOMAN: Waiter, more coffee. 672 00:30:20,694 --> 00:30:22,824 Bup-bup-bup! 673 00:30:25,699 --> 00:30:26,949 Maple bacon doughnut. 674 00:30:26,992 --> 00:30:28,622 Thank you, Zach. 675 00:30:28,661 --> 00:30:29,871 Bread. 676 00:30:29,912 --> 00:30:31,752 All right, bacon... 677 00:30:31,789 --> 00:30:33,869 and Canadian bacon. 678 00:30:33,916 --> 00:30:36,586 Oh, chocolate chip pancakes. 679 00:30:36,627 --> 00:30:38,417 French toast? 680 00:30:38,462 --> 00:30:39,552 Yes. 681 00:30:39,588 --> 00:30:41,418 That's what I'm talking about. 682 00:30:41,465 --> 00:30:42,625 -Oh... -(ding) 683 00:30:42,675 --> 00:30:44,175 WOMAN (over speakers): It's 10:00 a.m. 684 00:30:44,218 --> 00:30:45,718 Breakfast is over. 685 00:30:45,761 --> 00:30:47,391 What? No. 686 00:30:47,429 --> 00:30:49,719 No! No! 687 00:30:49,765 --> 00:30:51,225 Come on. 688 00:30:51,267 --> 00:30:53,767 -It's not even real food. -MAN: Oh, oh, oh, 689 00:30:53,811 --> 00:30:56,021 oh, fuck! 690 00:30:56,063 --> 00:30:59,153 Fuckity fuck fuck fuck! 691 00:30:59,191 --> 00:31:01,531 Oh... 692 00:31:11,704 --> 00:31:14,424 -Can I try? -Yeah. 693 00:31:19,295 --> 00:31:21,125 Cool glitch. I don't even know why I'm hungry. 694 00:31:21,171 --> 00:31:22,841 I mean, there's no real reason to eat. 695 00:31:22,881 --> 00:31:24,931 The first uploads didn't shit or eat. 696 00:31:24,967 --> 00:31:26,337 Didn't even have eyelids. 697 00:31:26,385 --> 00:31:28,465 All went psychotic in a week. 698 00:31:28,512 --> 00:31:29,812 Yikes. 699 00:31:31,140 --> 00:31:33,310 You got to believe it's real. 700 00:31:33,350 --> 00:31:35,520 'Cause once the weirdness gets in your head, 701 00:31:35,561 --> 00:31:37,191 guys get drawn to the torrent. 702 00:31:38,355 --> 00:31:40,685 That's the data stream between here and the real world. 703 00:31:40,733 --> 00:31:43,073 Poor bastards jump in trying to get back. 704 00:31:43,110 --> 00:31:44,360 Can they? 705 00:31:44,403 --> 00:31:45,823 No, they all get blown to bits. 706 00:31:45,863 --> 00:31:48,243 My angel has me working on deep breathing 707 00:31:48,282 --> 00:31:49,662 and meditation. 708 00:31:49,700 --> 00:31:52,700 Be here. Now. Stay connected. 709 00:31:52,745 --> 00:31:54,785 I'm Nathan, by the way. First day. 710 00:31:54,830 --> 00:31:56,540 Luke. How'd you buy it? 711 00:31:56,582 --> 00:31:58,422 Self-driving car crashed. 712 00:31:58,459 --> 00:32:00,169 (laughing) 713 00:32:00,210 --> 00:32:02,130 -Seriously. -Oh. Holy shit. 714 00:32:02,171 --> 00:32:04,131 That never happens. Supposed to be foolproof. 715 00:32:04,173 --> 00:32:05,923 Sure are. How about you? 716 00:32:05,966 --> 00:32:07,756 Oh, uh, lost my legs in Iran, 717 00:32:07,801 --> 00:32:09,721 spent five years in a wheelchair, 718 00:32:09,762 --> 00:32:12,932 and then one day just wheeled my ass under a scanner. 719 00:32:12,973 --> 00:32:14,933 Oh. Suiscan. 720 00:32:14,975 --> 00:32:16,345 But look what I'm working with now, huh? 721 00:32:16,393 --> 00:32:18,403 -Hey-yo. -All right. 722 00:32:18,437 --> 00:32:20,017 -All right. -That's where it's at. 723 00:32:20,064 --> 00:32:21,864 NORA: Hey, good news, 724 00:32:21,899 --> 00:32:25,489 Mandi-- the water's almost warm tonight. 725 00:32:25,527 --> 00:32:26,817 MANDI: Lucky you. I haven't had 726 00:32:26,862 --> 00:32:28,742 hot water in a week. 727 00:32:28,781 --> 00:32:30,951 -Hey, can I check Nitely on your phone? -Be my guest. 728 00:32:30,991 --> 00:32:33,451 I'm so done with that app. 729 00:32:33,494 --> 00:32:36,464 Well... almost done. 730 00:32:38,165 --> 00:32:41,535 Ooh. They're matching you with some real hotties. 731 00:32:41,585 --> 00:32:43,375 I get nothing but busboys and meth addicts. 732 00:32:43,420 --> 00:32:46,130 I thought you said the algorithm was amazing. 733 00:32:46,173 --> 00:32:48,013 Mm. The last guy was fun. 734 00:32:48,050 --> 00:32:49,760 He was up for anything. 735 00:32:49,802 --> 00:32:53,682 And the lack of teeth proved to be pretty bomb, actually. 736 00:32:55,641 --> 00:32:57,811 (both laugh) 737 00:33:00,646 --> 00:33:02,476 (splashing) 738 00:33:02,523 --> 00:33:04,023 (sighs) 739 00:33:09,947 --> 00:33:11,737 ("A Fifth of Beethoven" by Walter Murphy plays) 740 00:33:14,868 --> 00:33:17,368 (chuckles) No way. 741 00:33:39,685 --> 00:33:41,725 Anyone else ever do this? 742 00:33:41,770 --> 00:33:43,560 Yes, sir. 743 00:33:45,399 --> 00:33:47,399 ♪ ♪ 744 00:33:58,370 --> 00:34:00,370 I don't know who you are, Henry, 745 00:34:00,414 --> 00:34:03,424 but I dream about you almost every night. 746 00:34:03,459 --> 00:34:05,089 Why? 747 00:34:05,127 --> 00:34:06,917 HENRY (on video): What you say if I told you 748 00:34:06,962 --> 00:34:09,802 that notebook used to have a lot of stuff about me in it? 749 00:34:09,840 --> 00:34:12,010 I would say that makes a lot of sense. 750 00:34:12,050 --> 00:34:14,140 You erased me from your memories 751 00:34:14,178 --> 00:34:15,848 because you thought you were holding me back 752 00:34:15,888 --> 00:34:18,268 from having a full and happy life. 753 00:34:31,069 --> 00:34:33,029 ♪ ♪ 754 00:34:34,072 --> 00:34:35,782 Sounds good, guys. 755 00:34:35,824 --> 00:34:38,164 Yeah, like nails on a chalkboard. 756 00:34:52,466 --> 00:34:54,176 Weird. 757 00:34:58,931 --> 00:35:01,641 Hey, guys, Lou Crayz here. Whassup? 758 00:35:01,683 --> 00:35:03,693 Okay, I'm coming to you live from Lakeview. 759 00:35:03,727 --> 00:35:06,557 So this is the view of the lake, which is one of my faves, man, 760 00:35:06,605 --> 00:35:08,105 'cause they spent, like, beaucoup bucks 761 00:35:08,148 --> 00:35:09,568 getting it just right. 762 00:35:09,608 --> 00:35:10,858 It's lake-y as hell. 763 00:35:10,901 --> 00:35:13,571 Now, the water feel is just kinda "meh," 764 00:35:13,612 --> 00:35:15,202 it's kinda grainy. 765 00:35:15,239 --> 00:35:18,279 And the sun on the ripples, it's a repeating GIF, 766 00:35:18,325 --> 00:35:19,905 and it repeats, like a little too fast 767 00:35:19,952 --> 00:35:21,122 to be like "mwah," 768 00:35:21,161 --> 00:35:22,201 but other than that, man, 769 00:35:22,246 --> 00:35:23,246 it's dope as hell. 770 00:35:23,288 --> 00:35:24,578 You got to check it out. 771 00:35:24,623 --> 00:35:26,083 Okay, that's it for now. 772 00:35:26,124 --> 00:35:28,964 Don't forget to like, comment and subscribe. 773 00:35:29,002 --> 00:35:30,632 All right. 774 00:35:30,671 --> 00:35:33,841 Hey, man, um, I've seen ads for Lakeview for years. 775 00:35:33,882 --> 00:35:35,722 Where is everybody? I thought this was supposed 776 00:35:35,759 --> 00:35:37,299 to be a super popular spot? 777 00:35:37,344 --> 00:35:38,804 Well, yeah, th-they're all here. 778 00:35:38,846 --> 00:35:40,426 You can only see five floors at a time. 779 00:35:40,472 --> 00:35:42,062 Like, what's your suite number? 780 00:35:42,099 --> 00:35:43,269 10556. 781 00:35:43,308 --> 00:35:45,018 Okay. Check it out. 782 00:35:50,566 --> 00:35:52,606 You're on floor 10,500. 783 00:35:52,651 --> 00:35:54,901 And we all use the same map. So, like, 784 00:35:54,945 --> 00:35:57,235 there's a million people down there on that lake right now. 785 00:35:57,281 --> 00:35:59,531 And you can tell because the frame rate drops. 786 00:35:59,575 --> 00:36:00,945 Mira, mira, mira. 787 00:36:00,993 --> 00:36:02,163 NATHAN: Oh, yeah. 788 00:36:02,202 --> 00:36:04,292 Eh, it just kind of looks off. 789 00:36:04,329 --> 00:36:06,619 There's something kind of off about you, too, man. 790 00:36:06,665 --> 00:36:08,535 You wearing a wig or something? 791 00:36:08,584 --> 00:36:09,924 No. God, no. No. 792 00:36:09,960 --> 00:36:11,380 It's-it's not my normal hair. 793 00:36:11,420 --> 00:36:12,920 They programmed it wrong or something. 794 00:36:12,963 --> 00:36:14,303 It's driving me nuts. 795 00:36:14,339 --> 00:36:16,259 -Yeah, well, sometimes... -At home, I use 796 00:36:16,300 --> 00:36:17,840 this natural sculpting cream and anti-frizz pomade, 797 00:36:17,885 --> 00:36:20,135 but here you're at their mercy, I guess. 798 00:36:20,178 --> 00:36:21,508 -Right. Well, they... -Ugh. 799 00:36:21,555 --> 00:36:23,845 A wig. (laughs) What? 800 00:36:23,891 --> 00:36:24,891 You are hilarious. 801 00:36:24,933 --> 00:36:27,063 -It's not a wig. It's... -All right, man. 802 00:36:27,102 --> 00:36:29,352 NATHAN: Oh, no. No, it's this place. 803 00:36:29,396 --> 00:36:31,436 This fucking place! 804 00:36:31,481 --> 00:36:33,611 Mr. Brown. 805 00:36:34,610 --> 00:36:36,570 (groans) 806 00:36:36,612 --> 00:36:39,322 -Mr. Brown. -Ugh, come on. 807 00:36:46,121 --> 00:36:48,291 -Piece of gum? -Ah, no. 808 00:36:48,332 --> 00:36:49,672 No. Thank you. 809 00:36:49,708 --> 00:36:50,748 Keep it together, man. 810 00:36:50,792 --> 00:36:52,712 I'm trying. 811 00:36:52,753 --> 00:36:54,053 Gum. Orbit gum. 812 00:36:54,087 --> 00:36:55,167 -G-G-G-Gum. -(elevator bell dings) 813 00:36:55,213 --> 00:36:56,213 G-G-Gum. 814 00:36:56,256 --> 00:36:57,586 -G-Gum. Gum. -Mr. Brown. 815 00:36:57,633 --> 00:36:59,303 No. No. 816 00:36:59,343 --> 00:37:00,393 Taking the stairs. 817 00:37:00,427 --> 00:37:01,427 Orbit gum. Gum. 818 00:37:01,470 --> 00:37:04,180 (elevator bell dings) 819 00:37:04,222 --> 00:37:05,722 -Hey. -Hey. 820 00:37:05,766 --> 00:37:07,346 So I got this friend who's having a party 821 00:37:07,392 --> 00:37:09,692 in a sick loft on Friday night. 822 00:37:09,728 --> 00:37:12,518 He's got, like, a thousand Dopanols, I've seen 'em. 823 00:37:12,564 --> 00:37:15,034 Yeah. No, it's not for me. 824 00:37:15,067 --> 00:37:17,317 Hey, you-you should go out sometime. 825 00:37:17,361 --> 00:37:19,571 You know, get a little fucked up, have some fun. 826 00:37:19,613 --> 00:37:20,913 I go out plenty. 827 00:37:20,948 --> 00:37:23,618 Just not gonna be tripping with you in some loft. 828 00:37:23,659 --> 00:37:25,199 -I'm not there yet. -Oh. No. 829 00:37:25,243 --> 00:37:26,703 Okay, I get it. 830 00:37:26,745 --> 00:37:28,325 I guess a nice guy can't win with you. 831 00:37:28,372 --> 00:37:30,582 I guess I'm stuck in the friend zone. 832 00:37:30,624 --> 00:37:32,884 Okay. Bye, friend. 833 00:37:34,962 --> 00:37:36,672 Be here now. 834 00:37:36,713 --> 00:37:39,803 Be... here... 835 00:37:39,841 --> 00:37:42,681 mm, now. Mm. 836 00:37:42,719 --> 00:37:44,299 It's all good. 837 00:37:44,346 --> 00:37:46,346 Gonna live forever. 838 00:37:47,516 --> 00:37:49,176 Oh, God. 839 00:37:49,226 --> 00:37:50,976 Damn. 840 00:37:52,646 --> 00:37:55,186 Son of a... bitch! 841 00:38:00,862 --> 00:38:03,372 ALEESHA: Nora, are you in there? 842 00:38:03,407 --> 00:38:05,197 Your new boy is freaking out. 843 00:38:05,242 --> 00:38:06,952 The hot dude-- he's hiking up near the torrent. 844 00:38:06,994 --> 00:38:08,334 Shit. Thanks. 845 00:38:31,018 --> 00:38:32,598 (grunts) Hey! 846 00:38:32,644 --> 00:38:35,024 Shit. 847 00:38:35,063 --> 00:38:36,983 Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. 848 00:38:51,663 --> 00:38:53,583 Hey, Nathan, wait up. 849 00:38:55,876 --> 00:38:57,206 I remember that voice. 850 00:38:57,252 --> 00:38:58,552 So it's your shift now. You know, you work 851 00:38:58,587 --> 00:39:00,007 for a really fucked-up thing. 852 00:39:00,047 --> 00:39:01,757 This is a bad idea. 853 00:39:01,798 --> 00:39:04,008 The ads make it seem great, but it is fucking monstrous. 854 00:39:04,051 --> 00:39:06,301 Okay, so maybe not the best first day. 855 00:39:06,344 --> 00:39:07,724 And, I mean, these rules that don't make any sense. 856 00:39:07,763 --> 00:39:09,563 I mean, I farted, which is already, like, why? 857 00:39:09,598 --> 00:39:11,178 Just a weird detail. 858 00:39:11,224 --> 00:39:13,064 And it was like someone spritzed the room with cologne. 859 00:39:13,101 --> 00:39:14,811 Okay, well, it's supposed to be heaven. 860 00:39:14,853 --> 00:39:16,103 -How is that heaven? -Well, 861 00:39:16,146 --> 00:39:17,266 if you're stuck in an elevator 862 00:39:17,314 --> 00:39:18,734 with another guest... (chuckles) 863 00:39:18,774 --> 00:39:20,114 And this is a small thing, maybe, 864 00:39:20,150 --> 00:39:21,780 but what the hell is going on with my hair? 865 00:39:21,818 --> 00:39:23,318 How does this even happen? 866 00:39:23,361 --> 00:39:24,781 I swear to God, it's like 867 00:39:24,821 --> 00:39:26,621 someone's fucking with me on purpose. 868 00:39:28,492 --> 00:39:29,832 I'll be right back. I'm just gonna take a look 869 00:39:29,868 --> 00:39:31,448 over that edge, maybe I can see home. 870 00:39:31,495 --> 00:39:33,075 Wait. You realize if you jump in that thing, 871 00:39:33,121 --> 00:39:34,581 you don't go anywhere, you just disappear, 872 00:39:34,623 --> 00:39:36,003 and there's nothing left to re-scan. 873 00:39:36,041 --> 00:39:37,581 Maybe that's my tough luck, but it's how 874 00:39:37,626 --> 00:39:39,286 -it's supposed to go down. -Oh, so you're super 875 00:39:39,336 --> 00:39:41,416 old-school religious, too. You agree with Neil Beagly. 876 00:39:41,463 --> 00:39:44,093 -Who's Neil Beagly? -He was a 16-year-old boy 877 00:39:44,132 --> 00:39:45,762 who died of a fucking UTI 'cause he refused 878 00:39:45,801 --> 00:39:47,011 medical treatment for religious reasons, 879 00:39:47,052 --> 00:39:48,052 you agree with him? 880 00:39:48,095 --> 00:39:49,545 No, that's fucked up. 881 00:39:49,596 --> 00:39:51,846 -Exactly. -But I did die. 882 00:39:52,891 --> 00:39:55,141 Okay, what was the first thing I asked you to think of? 883 00:39:56,561 --> 00:39:57,771 I don't know. 884 00:39:57,813 --> 00:39:58,863 My ABCs? 885 00:39:58,897 --> 00:40:00,357 No. 886 00:40:00,398 --> 00:40:02,068 Yourself. 887 00:40:02,109 --> 00:40:03,859 I think, therefore I am. 888 00:40:03,902 --> 00:40:05,572 Hey, that "I" didn't die. 889 00:40:05,612 --> 00:40:07,282 That's consciousness, and that's what we're 890 00:40:07,322 --> 00:40:08,992 in the business of keeping going. 891 00:40:09,032 --> 00:40:10,532 All right, why do you think it feels weird 892 00:40:10,575 --> 00:40:11,985 and unnatural here? 893 00:40:12,035 --> 00:40:13,865 Because your consciousness 894 00:40:13,912 --> 00:40:16,412 can think and compare with your memories. 895 00:40:16,456 --> 00:40:18,206 That's still you. 896 00:40:18,250 --> 00:40:19,840 You know, doing what you always did, 897 00:40:19,876 --> 00:40:21,916 thinking and being alive. 898 00:40:21,962 --> 00:40:23,592 And I'm sure there are plenty of people-- 899 00:40:23,630 --> 00:40:25,720 including me, for one-- that are glad you're still here. 900 00:40:25,757 --> 00:40:27,547 You don't even know me. 901 00:40:27,592 --> 00:40:29,932 Not yet, but I'd like to. 902 00:40:31,138 --> 00:40:34,218 I get it. You know, this isn't perfect. 903 00:40:34,266 --> 00:40:36,476 And maybe you were led to believe it would be, 904 00:40:36,518 --> 00:40:40,438 since the marketing mentions heaven, like, a dozen times. 905 00:40:40,480 --> 00:40:44,150 But it's kind of better, isn't it? 906 00:40:44,192 --> 00:40:45,862 I mean, maybe the imperfections 907 00:40:45,902 --> 00:40:48,362 make it more like life, 908 00:40:48,405 --> 00:40:51,115 'cause life isn't perfect. 909 00:40:51,158 --> 00:40:53,948 But life is the most magical gift there is, 910 00:40:53,994 --> 00:40:57,124 and if there's God, he's amazing, 911 00:40:57,164 --> 00:40:59,294 because he gave us life and the gratitude 912 00:40:59,332 --> 00:41:02,842 and creativity to keep it going as long as we possibly can. 913 00:41:07,465 --> 00:41:09,625 You're good. 914 00:41:11,178 --> 00:41:13,218 Yeah. 915 00:41:14,639 --> 00:41:16,809 You're a living person. 916 00:41:16,850 --> 00:41:18,980 Yeah, AI doesn't talk like that 917 00:41:19,019 --> 00:41:22,519 with pain and passion. Soul. 918 00:41:22,564 --> 00:41:24,944 -Maybe. -Maybe. 919 00:41:24,983 --> 00:41:26,533 Is this what you look like for real? 920 00:41:26,568 --> 00:41:28,948 You're not some old woman or a dude or something? 921 00:41:28,987 --> 00:41:31,817 No, this is me. 922 00:41:31,865 --> 00:41:34,775 I mean, my avatar has makeup on, 923 00:41:34,826 --> 00:41:36,906 my hair's nice and I'm not in sweatpants, 924 00:41:36,953 --> 00:41:38,463 so a little better than normal 925 00:41:38,496 --> 00:41:39,996 but nothing else is tweaked. 926 00:41:40,040 --> 00:41:41,790 Good for you, then. 927 00:41:41,833 --> 00:41:43,253 You're really pretty. 928 00:41:43,293 --> 00:41:44,793 But I'm not allowed 929 00:41:44,836 --> 00:41:45,916 to know your name. 930 00:41:45,962 --> 00:41:47,342 No. 931 00:41:47,380 --> 00:41:48,840 I could get in trouble. 932 00:41:48,882 --> 00:41:50,302 It's a policy. 933 00:41:51,801 --> 00:41:54,551 (short chuckle) Yeah, it's a policy. 934 00:41:57,849 --> 00:41:59,479 My name's Nora. 935 00:41:59,517 --> 00:42:00,847 I live in Ozone Park, Queens. 936 00:42:00,894 --> 00:42:03,104 My apartment's about as big 937 00:42:03,146 --> 00:42:05,316 as your bathroom, but I'm at work now, 938 00:42:05,357 --> 00:42:08,187 which is in Dumbo, Brooklyn. 939 00:42:08,235 --> 00:42:10,525 It's a really cold day, 940 00:42:10,570 --> 00:42:12,990 and the bitch a couple of desks down 941 00:42:13,031 --> 00:42:15,201 is taking forever to finish a tuna sandwich 942 00:42:15,242 --> 00:42:18,252 that I'm seriously considering chucking out the window. 943 00:42:20,872 --> 00:42:22,622 Nora Antony. 944 00:42:26,920 --> 00:42:28,050 Nice to meet you. 945 00:42:28,088 --> 00:42:29,668 Likewise. 946 00:42:31,508 --> 00:42:32,798 Can we go home now? 947 00:42:38,014 --> 00:42:39,274 Yeah, okay. 948 00:42:40,809 --> 00:42:42,809 (exhales) 949 00:42:43,937 --> 00:42:46,227 So what's your favorite smell? 950 00:42:46,273 --> 00:42:49,153 I don't know. Fresh-baked cinnamon rolls. 951 00:42:50,193 --> 00:42:51,323 (spray hissing) 952 00:42:51,361 --> 00:42:52,781 Ew, you weirdo. 953 00:42:52,821 --> 00:42:53,991 Smell it. 954 00:42:54,990 --> 00:42:57,030 Smell it. 955 00:42:57,075 --> 00:42:58,575 (scoffs, sniffs) 956 00:42:58,618 --> 00:42:59,948 Oh. 957 00:42:59,995 --> 00:43:03,575 -You sick genius. -(laughs) 958 00:43:18,555 --> 00:43:19,845 (sighs) 959 00:43:22,767 --> 00:43:23,727 MAN (over P.A): It's 6:00 p.m. 960 00:43:23,768 --> 00:43:25,768 Day shift is over. 961 00:43:25,812 --> 00:43:27,192 -I'm out. -(sighs) 962 00:43:29,107 --> 00:43:31,987 Hey, you want to grab a taco from the taco drone? 963 00:43:32,027 --> 00:43:35,107 Nah. I got carne asada all over my hair last time. 964 00:43:35,155 --> 00:43:37,065 (sharp inhale) Ooh. 965 00:43:52,589 --> 00:43:54,589 ♪ ♪ 61799

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