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THIS IS A WORK OF FICTION,

WHICH IS NOT BASED ON REAL CHARACTERS OR EVENTS.

Good morning.

Good morning everyone.

For you.

For a perfect figure.

Here, Ms. Gyuri Bae.

Why are you up so early?

Did you read the book I gave you?

- What book? - Good Morning Me.

It's all about the lifestyles of the top CEOs.

It's a great book.

You should read it, too. It's on her nightstand.

That's right.

All successful people...

are early birds.

Some kids never learn even if they're taught, too.

But look at her. She applies it right away.

Gyuri is a quick learner.

Are you?

Are you a quick learner?

There are so many books...

about how we should live these days.

You're so lucky.

Back when we were young, we had to find the answers ourselves

by learning from experience and making mistakes.

Yes?

There will be a board meeting this Saturday. You should come.

Me?

It's about time you start learning about the company.

You can't just instantly become CEO, can you?

And you don't want to be just another shareholder forever, do you?

Gyuri?

Phew.

- If you keep acting... - Phew.

Gyuri?

You'll come to the meeting, our future CEO?

EXTRACURRICULAR

EVERY DAY IS THE SAME WHAT DOES INDEPENDENCE MEAN?

ENTER PASSWORD

INCORRECT PASSWORD TWO ATTEMPTS REMAINING

Ooh, shut up already!

- Give me that, jerk! - Assholes!

- Hold on. - Come on!

Know about this?

- No, no, no. - Oh, come on!

Oops!

Sorry. You okay?

CAUGHT YOU!

That was a quick trip to the bathroom.

Thanks for leaving me by myself.

Are you a loner or something? Why are you always by yourself?

I'm not a loner.

You even sound like a loner.

Let's go to the cafeteria.

- What the fuck is happening? - No, no. It feels, uh...

- There. - I'll tell you later.

Why would a girl like Baeggyul talk with the school's biggest loser?

"Loser"?

Yeah, sure, wait up.

Can you keep it down?

And after school?

- Academy. - What time?

Uh, four.

What about work?

Work...

What did you say your part-time job was?

I just do this and that...

Ah, this and that, what? Where do you work? Convenience store?

Well, something like that.

Don't lie to me.

- What? - The timing is off.

Don't convenience store jobs usually start around four?

What job lets you work for only an hour?

I work the night shift, actually.

Hmm...

Were you working there yesterday?

Yeah.

Hey, Oji.

Yeah?

If you worked the night shift yesterday,

you should be there now.

Hey, Oji.

- Yeah? - I want to do it, too.

- What? - This job that you have.

You still have time to go the academy, and it pays enough to pay the bills.

That's a sweet-ass part-time job.

Hook me up, too, would you?

Well...

It's something you do alone,

so I can't really hook you up, you see.

Hmm.

All right.

So are you working today?

Yeah.

I guess you can't, then.

Can't what?

I joined because I thought it wasn't a real club,

but now, I'm practically the teacher's servant.

But I thought

it might be fun if you did it with me.

It's okay if you don't have the time.

I'm in.

I'm interested in that stuff.

What was that? That was so random.

The club? I'm in.

I'll add you to the group chat.

You can sign up later.

Doggo.

Doggo?

Bad dog. Why aren't you answering?

ENTER PASSWORD

Yes!

Let's see...

Get out!

Go home, you silly brat.

Why are you always hanging out in here? Get a life.

You know, you'll miss me when I'm gone.

Like hell I will.

Where's the questionnaire?

- Is it done? - It's on your desk.

Seriously.

You act as if you don't care, but you always do a good job.

It's annoying.

Okay.

Did you do this with Jisoo?

Yes.

You two seem to hit it off.

You usually suck at working with others.

Hmm, no.

What do you think?

Should we accept him as our new club member?

I already asked him to join.

What?

I already asked him to join the club.

You did?

- Did he say he would? - Yeah.

- He did? - Yes.

Why are you brats suddenly so enthusiastic?

MR. LEE THANK YOU

BROKERAGE FEE 360,000 WON COLLECTED NO ACCIDENT

HOW MUCH DID HE CUT?

WE REQUEST TWO MILLION WON INCLUDING COMPENSATION

PLEASE SEARCH HIM TOP, BELT, BOTTOM, SOCKS

BROKERAGE FEE 420,000 WON COLLECTED NO ACCIDENT

THANK YOU

FIND MY PHONE MY LOCATION

MY LOCATION KYEWANG HIGH SCHOOL

Yes! Awesome!

Yeah! Keep going.

Shoulders, knees, and feet!

- Hey you should film them. - Oh, my god. They're so good.

You're awesome!

His present it was just in here.

Hey, hey, hey!

Maybe it was that bitch, you know.

- What bitch? - That ugly bitch.

Are you crying?

Wait, why are you crying?

You're such a bitch.

Hey!

Hey, I need to ask you something.

Minhee.

Minhee, this is all for you!

One, two.

100TH DAY ANNIVERSARY SWEETNESS OVERLOAD

♪ Happy anniversary ♪

♪ Happy anniversary ♪

♪ Happy anniversary ♪

Minhee!

I love you!

Kitae!

Your jacket! It's on fire!

Put it out!

Hey, put it out. Turn off the music!

- What happened? - Are you okay?

- Ow, ow, ow! - Is everyone okay?

- What are you doing? - What's going on?

I said, what are you doing?

What? What's the matter with you?

Huh?

- Huh! - Hey, wait, wait, wait. Whoa...

- Oh, no! - There you go!

Awesome!

Bitch!

You wanna fuck up my night?

Why aren't they coming?

Why aren't they, huh?

Why?

Hey, stop! Why are you so mad?

Let's just go. It's our anniversary.

- Let's go, okay? - Get the fuck off me!

You're gonna regret this...

you fucking bastard!

Hey!

What are you kids doing?

Break it up. Right now!

See you tomorrow.

You bastards!

Hey, Jisoo.

Jisoo, are you all right?

Those goddamn assholes.

Are you hurt?

Huh?

Hey.

Where are you going?

Hey, Jisoo.

Hey, Jisoo!

Why don't you have dinner with your dad, huh?

FIND MY PHONE

Those damn politicians...

Those pricks...

- Who ordered omelet? - Thanks. He did.

There you go.

Who were those kids from earlier? Like the school bullies, or what?

Huh?

Do you want your old man to teach them a lesson?

You'll lose.

Well, right, I can't beat them physically.

But you know,

the thing about fights is that...

What is it that you're playing there?

Hey. Don't be so cranky.

I know how to play games, too.

I just want to see what games kids are playing these days.

Go ahead.

Ahead with what?

You said you wanted to talk. Just tell me what you want.

After you're finished with your food.

Well, all right.

Do you want to live in Ulsan with me?

I can finally support us both now. I make enough money.

No, you don't.

I will. I'm...

- I'm doing something like a business. - What kind?

Well, we...

The Internet... Damn it.

It's just some business. It's hard to explain.

With whom? Gilsung?

Two gamblers doing business together?

Gilsung quit gambling.

And how many times has he quit?

He quit for real this time. He did.

Hey, come here.

Come here.

You know, Ulsan has great schools, and the kids are nice.

Look at your face.

Jisoo Oh.

Let me be your dad again, huh?

I don't talk to Mom.

What do you mean?

Even if we live together, you won't get money from Mom.

You fucking punk! When did I ask you that?

Isn't that why you're here?

You're only a dad when you have no money.

That's not true at all! I've...

Damn it.

I already told your principal that you are transferring.

What?

The adults are talking now, so just listen to me.

You have a sharp tongue, just like your mother.

It's the worst.

Seriously?

Why do you keep pulling this bullshit?

You and your temper. I'm just trying to bond with you...

I'm doing fine by myself.

Why do you keep showing up to ruin everything?

- Shit. - What?

- You punk. I'm your dad. - Oh, come on!

Just leave me alone, will you?

Leave me alone!

You were the one that left home. Just stay out of my life.

What? Hey, sit back down.

I said, sit down!

Hey, Jisoo!

Where are you going? Come here. Hey...

I'm not leaving.

Hey, you punk. Hey!

Son!

BANANA KARAOKE CLUB

Do you guys want more time?

Hey, Suji, Hyemin!

Traitors! Where are you going?

- Enough already. - Let's go home!

You both said you'd stay up all night with me.

- I need to leave. I need to go! - You can't fucking leave me!

Oh, come on! You can't leave!

Hey!

SUPER SEXY BASTARD CALLING

KWAKKI

DOGGO COMMUNICATION

MESSAGES, JOB REQUEST, HELP REQUEST

Dang it. You call this good?

THE PRINCIPLES OF MATHEMATICS

ONE NEW JOB REQUEST FROM MINHEE

JOB REQUEST, MINHEE IS WAITING ACCEPT THE REQUEST?

Look, when you see a bullet flying at you,

you should dodge. You don't just stand there, you idiot.

It's hard to tell.

Use headphone.

This ass never focuses on the sound.

Headsets give me a headache.

I don't want to play with him.

- Me neither. I'm not playing with you. - Whatever. Don't.

- Forget it, then. - Forget it. Let's call it quits.

You're so annoying. You make me sick.

Jeez.

Come in.

Come in.

Wait. Let me go.

What are you doing?

Help...

ONE NEW HELP REQUEST FROM MINHEE

MINHEE'S CURRENT LOCATION MIZZ UNIT 603

Minhee?

Help.

How?

Shit.

Excuse me.

Did you find a phone here?

What the hell?

CANNOT FIND CURRENT LOCATION

Damn it!

Excuse me?

Do you really...

need me here for this? Can I go?

The phone is turned off. Please leave a message after the tone.

You will be charged unless you are connected...

No answer?

Shit. He sure is mysterious.

Old Man.

Isn't it frustrating to work with someone you've never met?

Are you okay?

I've seen it happen before. That thing.

It's nothing.

I'm really hungry.

You said you've seen someone act like this before.

Like... whoo!

Act batshit crazy? What were you doing back then?

It was during the war, right? During a gunfight?

You used to be a soldier or maybe a gangster?

That's what you were doing back then, huh, weren't you?

I'm sure you've stabbed a fuckload of people.

What did you do before you got old?

No offense, but you don't look...

like someone who worked in an office.

You know what happened to you in there is called a panic attack.

So...

You're gonna keep working? Huh?

I'm not crazy.

I can do it.

Without this job...

I've got nothing at all.

You won't tell Uncle, will you?

Stop writing!

Damn it. Fuck.

MR. LEE INCOMING CALL

Hey, Mom.

I'm at the library.

I'm not slacking off, I'm taking a dinner break.

Why would I be with Jeongmin right now?

How would I know that?

Uh...

UNCLE-OLD

Sir, is that you?

We have a little problem.

Therefore, we're no longer accepting any protection or brokering requests.

Just so that you are aware.

But you accepted a request.

A protection request.

I did what?

I was with a girl just now.

Didn't you approve the request yourself?

I did?

It's me.

It's my number.

Did you lose your phone?

Is everything okay?

Please hold.

Hello?

Thank you for calling, but...

What is your monthly income?

How many women are there?

Not sure what you're talking...

Is the man called Mr. Lee...

...just your muscle?

I have no idea what you're talking about.

Are you a student at Kyewang High School?

NEW MESSAGE FROM UNCLE-OLD

UNCLE'S PHONE

How do you deal with a blackmailer like me?

Well... I know it's late

but can I go get my phone now?

Oh, right.

Is this you?

Damn it.

Damn it!

You'll get yourself killed.

So it was you.

What happens if I hold on to this phone? Would that be a problem?

You'd better bring it back to me before I make you regret it.

Who the hell are you? Who the fuck are you, huh?

How far will you go to get your phone back?

You have no idea.

Then say, "Bow-wow."

- What? - Say, "Bow-wow."

Like a dog, bow-wow.

Like a dog, bow-wow.

- Like a dog, bow-wow. - What a freak.

Like a dog, bow-wow.

Whoever you are, stop wit this bullshit and give me back my phone.

I can't.

Okay, then.

Then bye.

Hey, don't hang up. Hey!

UNCLE-OLD, UNCLE'S PHONE

Hey. Don't hang up! Hey!

Hello?

Hey, don't... I said, don't hang up!

Don't hang up!

I'll be in touch soon.

Hey!

Shit.

- Yohan Kim. - Here.

- Byoungho Kang. - Here.

- Taewoo Im. - Here!

There's one more freak here.

Jisoo Oh.

Keep it down, will you?

Jisoo Oh.

Where is he?

No, he's not here.

What? Is he absent?

Just hide in there, Jisoo. Don't come out.

No, don't.

Run away, Jisoo.

Just hide in there, Jisoo. Don't come out!

No! No!

Run!

Hey, Oji!

Oji, open the door.

Hey!

Oh.

Why do you always look like complete shit?

Mr. Cho asked me to check on you. Are you alive?

Wait.

I'm not feeling well.

I can see that.

Hey, what are you doing?

- What? - No, just...

You want me to just leave? When I came all the way here?

Well... I'm in the middle of something important right now.

You know your place is fucking far, right?

Hey, wait!

It's fine.

Give me a moment.

Just a second, okay?

This place is filthy as fuck.

I'm sorry. It's usually not.

THE PRINCIPLES OF MATHEMATICS

Hey.

Oh, fuck.

Why would you put that on the floor?

Oh, shit.

Just leave it. I'll take care of it.

Uh, oh...

I'll do it.

Are you okay?

Yeah. I don't think it's hurt.

No, you. I'm talking about you, you idiot.

- Huh? - You said you're sick.

Ah...

I'm still not so well.

So here's an evil pimp

that sells women of all ages including minors.

who cares about a teeny tiny hermit crab

- What? - Nothing.

Are those your parents?

Who do you like better? Your mom or your dad?

Yeah, me too.

Hmm...

I knew you would like it.

Well, what is this?

Arabian double triple quadruple mocha chocolate.

Oh, that's cool.

There's no such thing.

It's just hot chocolate.

Gotcha

Are you going somewhere?

What?

What's with the bag in there?

Well...

That's...

Ulsan.

Ulsan? What's there?

- My father. - You're gonna see your dad?

Why?

Just to see him and to catch up.

Okay, but why?

Because he's family.

Then when are you coming back to school?

Well...

I won't be able to go to school for a while.

Why not?

I have a situation. There's a problem.

Problem?

Just something.

What is it?

What's so bad that you leave for good?

Who knows?

I'm just so exhausted.

I don't think I can join the club.

- Where's the restroom? - Oh, the restroom...

Oh, right there.

- Hello? - Hello.

What do you need? Money? I'll give it to you.

Tell me how much you want.

- I don't need money. - Come on.

Then why are you doing this?

Your phone.

Do you want it back?

No?

Give it back.

Say "Please."

Please.

Now bark.

Woof.

Woof, woof, woof.

Jaws Crab Cakes in front of the school.

I'll give you 30 minutes.

Hey. Hey!

Gyuri?

Hey. Sorry, but I really need to go.

- Can you wait? I'm almost done. - No, that's not what I mean.

Something urgent came up, so I need to take off.

Again?

Where are you going this time?

I'm really sorry, but... please leave now.

But it's going to take a while. My stomach hurts.

All right. I just have to head out then.

Please close the door when you leave.

Oh, and thanks for the mocha choco thing.

Hey!

DID YOU LOSE YOUR PHONE?

CANNOT FIND CURRENT LOCATION

Shit!

Who knows?

I'm just so exhausted.

Shit.

It's just that no one's ever talked to me like that.

Ah, it's been a while.

Ah, goodness.

Let's get some. air in here.

It smells like a fucking nursing home.

Oh, boy.

What?

Shit.

Oh, this won't do.

Where's the...

Where's the damn vacuum cleaner?

Man, this punk.

Seriously?

It really fucking stinks in here.

And he acted like he wouldn't come.

Oh, boy.

Shit.

What the fuck?

Shit.

Shit. Shit.

God, shit!

Ah! Damn it.

Stop!

Thank you.

Give it back!

Hey! Wait!

Hey, stop right there!

Hey! Hey!

LOCATION CONFIRMED

UNCLE'S PHONE FIND MY PHONE

MY HOME

Sir. Could you take me back to where I was picked up?

You motherfucker!

Hey, your phone!

What the hell?

Give it back! Give it back!

Oh, shit.

Hey, hey, hey. Hey, look.

I've been trying to stop you! You dropped your phone!

It's yours, isn't it?

It was you?

Was it you the whole time?

I just...

I thought...

I thought...

you and I... I thought you...

That's a half times one, so that's a half.

Sine of 60 degrees

equals root three over two. Root three over two.

And then...

Oh, look who it is.

Guys, come on.

Is this cool or not cool?

Not cool, sir.

Exactly.

Halibut! Halibut! Halibut!

Swim, you asshole.

Halibut!

Oh, Halibut, come on!

Halibut, get your ass out of here. Jeez!

Are you okay?

You came to school today, my friend.

Come here.

Bbang.

- Yes, Dominus! - You can go home. Bye.

Huh?

Get the fuck out of here, you morons.

- Let's get out of here. - Come on, we're out.

I'm going to fire him.

Starting today, you're going to replace him.

We became friends yesterday, remember?

Yes or no?

Yes or no?

Hey!

- Check it out. - Look at me.

Oh!

What are you doing?

What?

Hey, wait.

What's going on?

Are you two close?

That's none of your business.

Are you two close?

He's with me.

What?

Wait. Do you guys just here what she said?

- Don't mess with my... - What the hell?

- Whoa. - boyfriend.

- Oh, this can't be true. - Uh-oh.

Shit!

- Hey, wait. I mean... - She was a gangster just now.

Hey, come with me.

Don't you need your phone back?

Damn it. I can't hit one fucking ball.

Hey.

Hey!

Give it back.

- I said, you have to wait. - You said I'd get it if I came with you.

If I give it to you, you'll just leave.

What the hell are you doing?

Isn't it obvious? Playing baseball.

Give it a try.

Hm?

I can't believe I wanted to go out with you.

I won't go out with you either. I'm not crazy.

Then why did you say that?

So I can hang out with you, that's why.

Why would I wanna hang out with you? Are you crazy?

Hanging out with me is the only thing going for you.

I have a lot things going for me.

At least until you ruined everything.

Fuck. Hey.

I'm done now, thanks to you.

Okay?

I lost all the money I saved up.

You don't get it, do you?

Of course, I don't know about your sad ass life.

My family is fucking rich.

Do you know what that money was for?

You could start working... again.

Making that much could take forever!

I need to start preparing for the SAT next year.

Oh, fuck this!

Hey, Baeggyul!

Hey!

- Baeggyul! - What are you doing?

Hey, long time no see.

You're fucking late, assholes. Where the fuck have you been?

- Oh, we had to work out. - You're getting prettier and prettier.

What's up?

- Hey, what's up? - My gosh.

- Who is that? - A friend from school.

A friend from school?

It's nice to meet you.

Look at him glaring.

He's scary.

- Hey, we need nicknames. - Oh, my god.

- Baeggyul, what's yours? - Drogba.

- Drog... - It suits you.

- Okay, Drog it is. - Seriously, it sounds awesome.

Hey, we need to decide the teams. Let's decide teams.

- All right, up or down. - Up or down.

Up or down.

- Ready? - Up or down!

- Hey, haven't I seen you before? - Oh, let's go!

- You can do it! - Yeah, you look familiar.

Hey I'm gonna. play after you.

Nice hit!

Good job, miss!

Use your hips first!

Hey.

He's talking to you. Aren't you gonna answer?

Come on, we know you.

We'll talk after the game.

- All right. Let's go! - Baeggyul!

- Oh. Who is the best? - Yes!

- Yes, let's go! - Good job, good job.

- Come here! - Hey, that was good!

- We're gonna teach you a lesson. - Hey!

Come on! Get me off your armpit. That stinks, dude!

Hey.

Hey.

- What? - What do you think of them?

Come on. Who's up to bat next?

I don't care.

All right. Come on.

Give me my phone back.

You're not seeing the big picture.

No, you've improved a lot man.

You need more business.

You need to expand to get back what you lost and more.

Check out my glutes, dude!

- So take a good look. - Damn, check out your arms.

I'm still bigger than all of you in all ways.

Oh, watch.

All right, flex. Flex. Let's see.

- All right. - Oh, come on. That's not...

- Flex your arm! - What do you say?

IF YOU NEED HELP, REACH OUT TO A PARENT, A FRIEND, A SCHOOL COUNSELOR

OR AN ADULT YOU TRUST, OR CALL A LOCAL HELPLINE.

Subtitle translation by Jethro Pabellena