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Hello John. Have a look at tea today?

There will be chicken pie.

Die-and-and-and-!!!

Congratulations, Detective Major, you killed your grandmother. Again.

You have not tried her pies.

“He said there was no sense in testing.” - Carver, is that you?

Tests are vital.

I completely updated its software

if everything works as it should his perception will accelerate

and glitches will disappear. - Carver, you were here

when i asked add porn to this thing?

No, but thanks for letting us know.

I need to relax somehow. Oh! Itishkina mouse!

All porn sites are blocked here.

I have to distort my image and masturbate to him.

You can’t even imagine how humiliating ... Hello, hello.

These gentlemen from the Ethics Committee artificial intelligence.

Came to watch the update software.

Hello.

I think now hardly anyone wants shake your hand.

We have no time sit on the fray straight

we need to solve crimes.

"On the fray"? The update worked better nowhere.

As you can see he is making amazing strides.

"Error 404"

Locations marked on this map the last three incidents.

Three points form a triangle. I think this is no accident.

Any three points form it.

In this area are concentrated landfill

- You have to go there and ... - Garbage dumps?

We are detective inspectors. What do we need to catch those who litter?

After such shoals, say thank you, that do not translate children across the road!

We must smash the drug lab and catch the Padafil.

- PEDofilov. “I said so, Padafilov.”

- PEDofilov. - I said, Padafilov.

This is your first business, John, we will start small.

And you, Carver, must keep an eye on him

rather than jumping from fucking parking lots.

I will see that he behaves well.

By the way, how's it going investigation of my murder?

Don’t get into it, John, over your business Gilbert and Ryle have been working since day one.

- Gilbert and Ryle are mediocrity! - Enough is enough.

We will report on the results, chief. Come on.

Something else. Carver is right. Three points always form a triangle.

What's going on, Roy? I want to find out who kicked me, and nobody cares!

And Dennett, and Gilbert, and Ryle! Even you, it seems ... What is it?

My secret hobby is already a whole year.

Do not flatter yourself, I didn’t find out anything.

Operation Blue Chaffinch.

And all that is known about your murder: people, cars, famous accomplices.

All.

What? Don't look like that, don't scare me.

I do not deserve you. At first you puffed out the parking lot,

although it was essentially my fault.

And now that. What else are you talking about did you take care for me? Kelly.

Hey. Well, how are you? How are you?

In general, not bad, given the situation ... And, sorry, you are this to him.

I didn’t know that you were sleeping here. Thought you had a home.

I have a house, Kelly. But you don’t let me go there.

What is it? Very similar to a photobot. What?

This is confidential.

I brought your things here ...

Is it all between us? Do I need an attorney?

Who! Are you talking about a lawyer? No. I came, to invite you to dinner.

Because I don’t remember when we had dinner for the last time.

Okay. It was that night when they killed me

we quarreled. Roy comforted you. And I thought ...

I have to go. Call later, okay?

Life is getting better.

Yes ... Wait a minute, I will.

Since when am I rooting for Liverpool?

Kelly! Did you invite him on a date?

- We need to talk. - And talk to me?

“You are not answering my calls.” - Roy, these months were amazing,

but now we woke up or rather, he woke up.

And you will forget everything as if nothing had happened?

I can't leave John when he is so vulnerable.

If he messes up, they just turn it off.

Damn two, they turn it off. He's fine, Parfit fixed it.

I updated the software, but he doesn’t let me check it,

and I don’t know if that helped. - A new software,

not an American case? - What is it?

See you again, baby doll. Come on, spine, we are waiting for a dump.

Yes, nothing.

- Pampers ... - Diapers.

- ...cans... - Tins.

- I feel like a bum. - Oh my god ...

Why did you refuse to pass the tests?

Because I don’t have to test. I am not a computer, not a robot, not a car!

I was upgraded. That's all.

We know, buddy. But this is a psychological test,

not a Turing test. - What?

Turing test. Named after...

Alan Turing, cipher cracker, I know what this test is:

you’re talking with someone for an hour to understand whether he is gay or not.

Nothing like this. Honest mother, what is it?

- Cellular. - Mobile.

There is no SIM card. Let's try to find something ...

- Edreny pliers, leg! - Lord Jesus!

Men's, forty-fourth size. There is no blood. Seems to be,

sawed off after death. It looks like we have a murder.

One foot? But why throw one foot out?

Some kind of ritual? Judging by the fragment, the tatuha was occult.

Looks like we're coming back to serious crimes.

Phew! Why did you do that?

- Oh, sorry. - Fucking chime!

Put it in the bag!

Forensics need six hours for a complete DNA analysis.

Judy, be kind, look if there were any who among the missing such a tattoo.

“Okay, but I'm still not Judy.” - We get to the truth,

John, I feel. “Take a look, Inspector Gadget.”

Fuck off, earcaps. I'm busy.

Yes. You are coming to us for interrogation about your murder.

- Report Dennet about the leg. “You found her, you and all the laurels.”

We are a team, Roy, so all laurels to you.

Don't worry we won't indict you.

Unless we offer updates.

It was a joke. Well, that you are a computer.

But you can’t joke like that it's not watered by a computer.

What do you have to kill? The shooter had a red jeep.

Have you sent a car orientation?

So Siri. We are asking questions here.

We heard right before the shot you were given a name.

Who was that? Yes.

Only I forgot it. Tried to remember, but ...

Nothing. I understand.

Did not try to turn off myself and turn it on again?

I am not a computer. I am a detective and I am a man!

It was a joke. We are not serious.

Here's who you need to check: Liam Cleesby, shooter accomplice.

We took it two days ago, but he slipped away.

We interviewed Cleisby a year ago. He is a petty fry and knows nothing.

- I think this is the end of the conversation. - Recording stopped.

What, and is that all? I thought it was a murder investigation.

“Is that so?” - What does it mean?

“They killed me!” - Yes, they killed you,

but now you're not killed, right?

So is this a murder case or not?

I would say attempted murder, inflicting heavy bodily.

To be honest, I'm sorry for your lawyers.

You claim that they didn’t kill me? They shot me!

Take it easy. Ctrl-Alt-Del

Thank you for your cooperation. We’ll talk later.

- Go to standby mode. - Expectations! Like a computer.

- Degenerates. - Degenerates?

“Did you hear everything, Klisby?” - I'll pass.

- What will happen to him now? - It's not for me to decide.

- He doesn't remember anything. - He remembers the jeep.

Sorry. I loved this car.

A tattoo is a Celtic symbol connected to the Isle of Man.

I contacted the local police, criminologists already have tissue samples.

Good, Detective Carver. You have 24 hours.

Prove that people are wrong. - Thank you, chef.

What people?

Those who spoke that after the death of Major you sintered

who thought you became an alcoholic or that you have a nervous breakdown.

God is a witness I myself said so a hundred times.

Well, enough inspirational speeches, go find the killer.

Just because I'm alive doesn't mean that I am not a murder victim.

I'm sorry to interrupt, but in this country Left side traffic.

What? Your left!

I'm sorry.

Man thank you for letting me record merit in finding a leg.

This is the least I could. After that, how did you do such a job

investigating my murder.

We are a great team. And always have been.

“You don't even know half.” - What are you talking about?

How do you think this leg in general ended up in a landfill amid trash?

“Did the killer throw her away?” - Or

your good friend left her there.

A friend who has access to the morgue, where can I get a couple of clues from

to give your career magical pendell.

Thanks, John. You are so caring.

Yes? And then I was afraid that you will be upset.

“And what did you expect from me?” - Who knows.

What will I call you a complete moron?

Say you faked the evidence defiled the corpse

spent the time of colleagues and now both of us are in prison?

- Well, you pouted. - I did not pout.

- And the hedgehog is clear, pouted. - I'm furious, not pouting,

your American harya! You can pout with water,

and I, your mother, are by the foot sober like a fucking glass!

- pouted. - What were you thinking?!

I tried to help. You wanted back to felonies!

But do not commit them! What happens when the DNA turns out

What corpse do we already have? - I thought about it.

We will say that this is another victim, twin brother.

The identical twins same DNA!

- Truth? - I guess I do not know.

Your left! We are head over heels in shit. We must urgently come up with something!

Yes, if someone can fix it, then it’s us and I would

happily helped, but I have after 20 minutes, a date with Kelly, and ...

I'll land you here, okay?

It all seems familiar to me.

That we were sitting at the table, afraid talk about what needs to be discussed?

No, no, I'm talking about this restaurant.

Yes, we have been here before. Now they tidied everything up.

Everything was demolished and then modernized.

- Just like me. - I will write you a review on TripAdvisor.

- How many stars will you give? “Well, I don’t know for sure yet.”

Oh I remember we were here on your birthday.

You got so clumsy, I thought they won't let you in here anymore.

- There was no such thing. - You don’t knit a bast,

and told the waiter that he looks like Elton John.

Not true! True true.

But he was like. In a bad way. Interesting, is he still here?

Do not break My Heart! He is not here.

He is not here. I'm ashamed of you, John.

Shame on me? I dragged you home in my arms.

“Hm, that doesn't sound like you.” - Well, they upgraded me.

Take the phone, you moron.

- What's the matter? - your mother!

That's the problem. Your science project went awry.

“Does Dennet know?” “I haven’t shown her yet.”

Are you serious?

Yes, he is my partner but he's a policeman.

He must protect people from people like ... What are you doing?

Oh, the video from the surveillance cameras, seems to have disappeared.

So what? They’ll catch us anyway.

And I won’t take the blame.

Carver, try moving your brains. If Dennett finds out,

project "Artificial Intelligence" will be closed.

Maybe there is a way to him? He adjusted. Your cant. You both need to be fired.

Ah, get fired. He is a computer.

You know what happens to them if you pull out the plug?

Darn!

Okay, that was a copier, but you got the point.

- Nonsense. He will not die. “Do you want to check?”

Yes, I went to a psychoanalyst after your ...

To classes for survivors of loss.

And, in general, I was so imbued that I decided to study as a psychologist.

“And I'm already working with the cops.” - You're doing fine!

I want to help those who have experienced the same and me too.

Of course I'm not talking about my husband, returning from the other world, and ...

Do you still work as a realtor?

Real estate agent? No, no, I quit long ago.

I do not know, why I haven’t done it before

it was such a feeling of freedom and relief, God ...

But of course with a touch of sadness and sadness.

You made a big difference in your life. It's great.

Second chance, huh? It's all ... in it.

In general, in consultation I usually ask

for example do you experience feeling of anger, and you answer ...

- What would you answer? - What?

Anger. Oh yes no. Well yes, yes Today at work I got a little flushed.

Good. And it got easier or harder for you

focus on something after updates?

How do you know about updates?

Someone in the lab seemed to say when i came ...

I can’t believe it! You are testing me.

- John ... - She's here?

Dr. Parfit, is she listening to us?

Nobody is listening to us! Do not be a donkey!

I will call her after. And let you know what you said.

- My own wife is a snitch! - What?

I thought we had a date. I thought you were worried about me.

I'm really worried about you John that's why I'm trying to help you.

Fooling me? Spying on me?

No, Dr. Parfit said that you refused tests

and she needs to know how do you feel.

If you care about my feelings Kelly, we wouldn’t be sitting here right now!

That's the fuck!

- The date did not work out? - Yes! That is to say the least!

- You sawed off her leg too? - What? No.

So you're not so hopeless.

Why is everyone mocking me today?

Oh, "The Ghost in the Shell." Dennet wants to see both of you.

And she is some kind of joyless.

Can, this is due to obstruction of justice.

What does it mean? I thought, you settled everything! Have you not settled

I mean, not back in the past and didn’t stop you from becoming an asshole?

Carver, the committee will shut me down!

Take the blame on yourself. This is the last time, honestly.

- No! - For me! I beg!

- You said there is no “I” in the team. - But in the word buloshnaya there is no letter "h".

You just pronounce it wrong!

“The case is about your foot.” - Yeah, you see, ma'am,

we think a serial killer preys on twins.

“You have to quit.” - What?

A message came from MI5 about that the case is classified.

Try to forget about that found this leg.

- But chef, I thought ... - Enrages terribly, but nothing can be done.

Case is closed.

Your doing business. Together with Parfit. You still covered me.

Maybe it’s better to talk about it, when will we leave the office?

Oh yeah. Until I forgot. I caught the one who litter.

- What? - What? - Sorry. Yes, I forgot to tell.

We have restored found in a landfill cell,

and having analyzed the information, came to the suspect.

- He confessed everything. - Excellent work,

Detective Major You are the pride of our department.

- This is my rEbota. - Job. “Detective Carver?”

Learn how to work. Are free.

- Thank you, chef. - Dolboklyuy.

How did you manage to hack MI-5 and send a fake message?

Nonsense. I do this since kindergarten.

You can’t do this every time how he messes up.

He will no longer squint. I updated the update

and reset the language settings.

Now his cognitive abilities should improve significantly.

... they shot me.

De I interrupt? Who am I? Help me, my friend!

Fine, let it remain so. Sumptuously.

Wait a minute ...

Major!

I have a lead. Cling to the head and charge the phone.

Have you met anyone?

Yes, John, met.

You nasty old grunt!

Lord He seems to have a knife.