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(Episode 2)

Seo Jeong.

Guess why alcohol tastes better during the day.

Because the sun's still up?

That's cute.

What is beer made of?

- Barley. - That's right.

Barley grows in the field. What does it live off of?

Fertilizer?

Sunlight.

Strong sunlight is what helps barley grow.

That's why one should...

drink beer when the sun is out...

to taste it at its best.

Mountains are mountains, water is water, and beer's just beer.

I hate people who get philosophical.

- Where do you live? - Far away. In Susaek.

- Do you live alone? - No, with her parents.

They're very strict.

Are you her manager or what?

What do you do after this?

- I go to my next part-time job. - Why do you work so hard?

You don't need to know.

Right, I don't.

Why don't you hang out with me?

What could we do together?

- What do you like to do? - Spend time alone.

I like to eat, drink, and be alone.

I like to do that too.

We can do that together.

This goes here.

Liver or lungs?

A little liver, a lot of lungs.

Give us a lot, please.

Soondae, soondae.

She fell in love with their soondae when she came last year.

Really? Eun Seong, eat up.

- You did well today. - Thank you.

At today's screening,

what did you think about the public's reaction?

Melanie, at today's screening...

You look at me like your owner does.

You're quite soft.

I'm home.

Kim Rae Wan.

You...

It's awesome.

You didn't have to do this for me.

I didn't do it for you.

Why do you always bring snacks?

The one thing in life that we can choose when we want...

is what to drink and eat.

What nonsense is that?

We didn't choose our nationality or parents.

We were sent to random public schools.

I went to a private school.

We chose our majors based on what scores...

- we got on the entrance exam. - I chose to study art.

Good for you, you jerk.

There's no more alcohol today. Just go to bed.

Cheers.

Right, do you remember when...

I got really drunk and came over with friends?

- That happened way too often. - When was this?

Your dad celebrated something and opened one of the vats here.

- When you joined a drug company? - That's it.

You're really smart.

How do you interpret with that brain of yours?

Life was easier back then.

I had an exclusive contract with a company that paid well.

I dressed to the nines and followed VIPs around.

You refused to extend the contract they had offered.

I know.

I thought I'd do better as a freelancer.

I thought I'd make 100,000 dollars a year like someone I know...

and buy a house. I thought I'd do that.

Cheers.

Hey, what wine was that?

It had a lovely color and was nice and sweet.

Mulberry wine.

Your memory's really...

I can't forget it.

You said it tasted good and drained a whole vat.

Then you vomited a river.

- I did? - Yes.

You spewed and spurted from top and bottom.

Top and bottom?

You don't remember? Really?

You don't remember?

You went to our toilet,

gave birth to something huge,

and drew a huge X on the toilet lid with a sharpie before running off.

Really?

Why would you remember something like that?

Check out the toilet lid. The X is still there.

Your brain's so convenient. It forgets the embarrassing stuff.

I had such a hard time trying to unclog the toilet.

You... You unclogged it?

Did you see it?

- Your poop? - Yes, my poop.

- I saw it. - You saw... You saw mine?

Yes, I saw it clearly.

Did you feel anything..

- when you saw it? - Well, it was quite pretty.

- Don't joke about it. - Stop talking about poop.

You're ruining my appetite. Poop's just poop.

Hey, you...

You don't think of me as a woman.

What is it now?

Hey, you.

What... What is it?

Don't you have something to say?

No.

So you really had nothing you wanted to say...

over the last two months?

I don't.

Do you?

No. If you don't, I don't either.

Hey, let's go pick some apricots.

Hey. To your right.

Use your wrist. Like this.

Why did you want to do a raid on an apricot tree this late?

- Darn it. - Hey, you got it.

You got it.

- Hey, okay. You got it. - My gosh.

- That's it. - I can't get it because of you.

Come on.

- Get it on the stick. - I got it.

- Yes. - My gosh.

- Darn it. - Goodness.

I am

Alive in this world

Then I am gone

I live in this resentful world

All right

I am alive in this world

Then I am gone

All right

I am alive in this world

- Then I am gone - All right

I am alive in this world, then I am gone

All right

- I am alive in this world - You really seem insane.

That's not even funny.

There goes my apricot

- Are you insane? - Then I am gone

My gosh.

Rae Wan, give me a hand.

Let's see.

How much do apricots cost?

It's 14.90 dollars for 2kg.

- Hey, I can order this for you. - Rae Wan.

Hey, dried apricots are 1.80 dollars for 50g.

I'll get you three bags.

Stop it. I'm going to get this on my own.

She's so stubborn.

- I'm almost there. - Be careful. What?

What do you want me to do?

What? How can I help?

Hey, prop me up a bit.

- Prop you up? How? - Just do it.

Hurry up.

Where? My gosh.

- I want to climb up. - Your legs...

One second.

- Like this? - Yes. This is good.

This is very stable.

One second.

- Hey. - Are you done?

- Hey, I got it. - You got it?

- I got it. - Be careful.

Great job.

You should smell this.

Doesn't it smell great?

It does smell great.

I must be insane.

[VIU Ver] MBC E02 You Drive Me Crazy "Poop’s Just Poop" -♥ Ruo Xi ♥-

No. We can't do this again.

- My gosh. - That's what I want to say.

Why do you keep doing that to me?

Exactly. I'm glad you stopped me. Great job.

I must be insane.

Sorry.

There's no need to apologize. I'm sorry too.

- Right. - That could've been bad.

I must've been really desperate to have done that to you again.

Exactly. How can we do that?

Hey.

You've been getting on my nerves.

What do you mean?

Why do you keep saying things...

- like I'm nothing much? - No.

No. It's not like that.

No, it's... What's wrong, Eun Seong?

No, the more you talk, the more you get on my nerves.

Wait. Stop right there.

Stop right there. I'm sorry. Please calm down.

Are you that embarrassed that you slept with me?

Darn it.

Darn you.

I thought we weren't going to mention that!

We said we'd take it to our graves.

I wasn't going to mention it either.

But you keep being annoying.

What did I do? I was nothing but careful about this.

And it's not like we can undo that just because we don't talk about it.

How can we go back to the days when we never slept together?

Do you want everyone to find out?

Who cares? This isn't my neighborhood.

Everyone, I had spent a night with the son of this family...

- Stop touching me. - Darn you.

My gosh.

You.

You came to sleep, didn't you?

- I did. So what? - No.

You came to sleep with me again, didn't you?

That's hilarious.

Hey.

You must think all the women in this world wants to sleep with you.

I'm sorry, but not me.

What happened that day was nothing but a mistake.

It's absurd that I'm going this far to cover it up...

because it was nothing but a mistake to me.

It's like scratching a car while trying to park.

Or interpreting something with a wrong word.

It wasn't even that big of a mistake.

Get out of my house immediately. I'll pay for your motel.

I'm leaving even if you beg me not to.

- After tonight. - No, tonight.

How can you say that? Where can I go right now?

You have Ji In.

I'll call Ji In and call you a taxi too.

Not only does she live in a studio,

but she talks in her sleep all night in French.

You don't understand. It really drives you crazy.

I don't care.

Please. Please leave.

My gosh.

Where did our friendship go?

Are you betraying me like this just because we slept together?

Unbelievable. I won't touch you.

I won't lay a finger on you while I stay at your house.

I wasn't even going to do anything to you anyway.

It's absurd that I have to promise you right now.

My goodness.

I don't care. I don't trust you anymore.

Why can't you trust me?

Hey.

It looks like you can't trust yourself.

What?

You're afraid you'll do it again.

You're afraid you'll sleep with me again.

What are you talking about? That'll never happen.

How do you know?

Because you're Han Eun Seong.

So what?

You're my friend.

Yes. You're right.

Friends don't sleep together.

Yes. Okay.

My goodness. I'm sorry.

That was a mistake. A mistake.

- Let's keep our distance. Go. - Okay, fine.

- Go. - No, you go.

Fine. All right.

Rae Wan.

- Hey, Hee Nam. - Who's she?

No one. She's just a friend.

- Are you coming back from a show? - No, a practice.

A practice?

Don't mind her. You don't have to know her.

- Really? - Yes.

Hey, that night...

Hey.

Say hello. This is Han Eun Seong. She's a friend.

- Hello. - Hello.

We've been friends for eight years, and she loves to drink.

Anyway, she's my friend.

- This is... - Are you...

the singer of "The Bed You Were On"?

- Are you a fan? - This is unbelievable.

I'm a huge fan.

I always listen to your song every day when I go to work.

This is so weird. I've never met a celebrity before.

I'm not a celebrity.

Did you watch "Kang Da Som's Music Inside" last week?

No, I haven't watched it yet. Can I watch it again?

I can send you the file if you want.

May I have your number?

- Really? - Yes.

Can I really?

- Yes. - One second.

Right here. My name is Han Eun Seong.

- I'm Yoon Hee Nam. - I know that.

It's an honor.

- May I shake your hand? - Sure.

(2 months ago)

What about the chat screen?

It's not that screen. The voting screen.

My gosh.

- This is so hard. - You have to look at this.

Chang Hee thinks that we fill in the forms first...

- and then upload them. - That's right.

Will you stop drinking?

Don't touch me tonight.

If you act like this because of one ex who's getting married,

my world would've imploded by now.

Why did he have to get married today of all days?

Of all the days in a year as numerous as a chicken's feathers,

why did it have to be on my birthday?

That means he no longer cares about me.

About my birthday...

or the five years we spent together.

Or me.

That fool had no manners anyway.

Hey, hey, just a little bit.

I get drunk when I mix drinks.

He has no manners regarding humanity.

After he showered, never once...

did he clean his hair from the drain.

He never did the dishes,

- and he ate so much too. - Did you ask him to?

I... I did not ask him to.

Not many men do it voluntarily.

You do.

Because it's me. Because I'm that great.

You jerk.

Cheers.

- Did you want to marry him? - I don't know.

I just thought that if I dated him...

long enough, things would've happened.

That's nonsense. No wonder you got dumped.

You're never clear-cut.

He took you for a fool. You must have lust or greed too.

"I want to do this and that with him."

You should've made demands or cut him off.

You let him have his way for five years...

and took him back even after he cheated. You're not his mom.

Why are you telling me that now?

I told you many times over those five years!

You never listened.

That hurt.

Hey, are you crying?

You're saying it's all my fault.

No. You did well.

Though you should've left him sooner...

That's exactly it.

I put up with everything like a fool.

You did not. My gosh.

Are you okay?

It's a fabric sofa, so I can't get anything on it.

Hey.

Okay.

I'll let loose from now on.

I won't put up with anything like a dustpan does.

I'll throw dust whenever I move.

I'll do what I want...

and what my body wants.

I won't hold back.

I'll just do it with anyone.

I support the new you.

Good luck.

But choosing just anyone...

Hey, wait, friend. Calm down.

I'll put up with all this...

because it's your birthday.

I'll deal with that...

You're pretty.

- Three minutes. - What?

That's how long it takes to cook.

Right.

Let's say that nothing happened.

Last night.

I don't remember much.

Me neither.

I don't want to remember either.

Then can we go back to being good friends?

Of course.

Three minutes are up.

Red sun.

Eat up.

(We thank Lee Hwi Hyang for her appearance.)

(You Drive Me Crazy)

What about your last kiss?

You lost your mind. Why did you kiss him?

You can't do this. It's wrong.

Praise, kind words, jokes, touching.

Don't do that.

- Keep your distance. - My gosh.

Keep your distance.

Bok Go's so cute.

- I want to get to know you. - Are you flirting with me?

Is it go or stop between us?