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Subtitles by explosiveskull
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Oh I love this woman!
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Kiss me!
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Mwah, mwah,
mwah, mwah, mwah.
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I love you.
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I love her.
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I love you, I love you.
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Congratulations, congratulations,
good luck to you
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and your baby.
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Congratulations,
congratulations.
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I love her!
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Thank you!
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Good night!
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Wife.
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Ew.
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You're my wife.
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Don't say that word.
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- Wife, wife, wife, wife.
- Ew!
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Wife.
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My wife.
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Husband.
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- Oh.
- Oh.
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Husband.
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That really works
for me, though.
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I like that.
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Oh!
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We got married, Mom!
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Oh my God, oh my God!
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Did you hear that, Jim?
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I'm so happy Danny
that you are married.
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Yeah, yeah, I made an
honest woman out of her.
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Aren't you going to
say anything, Nate?
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Congratulations, honey.
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Thanks, Dad.
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What? They
already did it.
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What's there to say?
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Joanne, Nate,
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you'll have to come visit us.
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Oh, Pearl that-that
sounds just lovely.
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Sorry, you're frozen again.
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What was that?
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Oh, okay Mom, I think um
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I'm going to find
some better wifi here.
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Um, can you hear me now?
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Ah, it's still off Danny.
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- Mom?
- Hello?
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The more you move around
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Yep.
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Can you just
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stop rotating the camera.
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I need coffee.
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What are you two going
to do about money?
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I don't know, Mom.
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Make it.
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Neither one of you has a job.
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Dan's a very good actor.
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Who's never booked a gig.
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He has booked gigs.
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He's booked tons of gigs.
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I don't know why you
quit working at the firm.
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Your father could
still use your help.
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Mom, I told you.
I'm a writer.
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If I take a job then
I'm suddenly that thing
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and I'm not a writer.
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We're giving you money.
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We don't need it.
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I just wish that you
would have invited us.
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I know.
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Oh, great.
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You guys made coffee?
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Amazing.
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Mom, you see this kitchen?
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- Yes, it's beautiful.
- See the kitchen?
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- Oh, it's so.
- Mom, it's a good kitchen.
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- Can you grab that for me?
- Yeah.
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You want me to do it?
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I can do it.
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I can do it.
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You just got to twist the thing.
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- I gotI got it.
- No, you
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I got it.
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It's hard.
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Do you feel better?
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Your little tummy.
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My tum tum?
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Your tum tum.
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You can have
as much as you want.
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We're rich now.
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Really?
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Yeah, we got all this
free money from our wedding.
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Shit man, maybe
I should get married.
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I'm so poor still.
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Yeah, it's pretty sweet.
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So far we've gotten like
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$800 from like,
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aunts and uncles and
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my mom's weird Mormon friends.
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That's amazing.
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We should get hitched.
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We'll get hitched.
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- Just get loaded, yeah.
- Mmhmm.
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- All right, let's do it.
- Okay.
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You guys want burnt hot dogs?
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I'm sorry, I left them on
the grill too long and
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I just, I was not thinking and
I was looking, drinking beer
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It's okay.
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- Aw, married!
- Married!
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Okay. Okay.
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You're married, you're married!
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I know. I'm a married man.
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Don't touch me like that!
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That's cute.
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You guys want anymore beers?
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Whoa, that was a nice one.
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You would fuck my
grandpa, that's for sure.
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'Course I would!
He's a sexual man.
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I wouldn't put that past you.
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You were always the
first to do everything.
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That's not true.
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Oh, my God. It's so true.
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- No!
- Yes, you kissed a boy first.
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Spin the bottle with
Michael Lapner?
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That doesn't count.
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- It does count.
- No way.
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You gave a blow job first.
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But I taught you the
proper technique.
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You know, twist, twist.
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Lick, lick.
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No teeth.
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Grandma, oh, oh!
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How sad and gross.
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Yeah.
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Ew, we were just little kids.
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I know.
Kids giving blow jobs.
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That's wrong, that's wrong.
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Thinking about
that now is like
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- We were little.
- That's fucked up.
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Yeah, yeah.
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You were the one to
get pregnant first.
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Yeah, I won that one.
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But this is big.
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Yeah.
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Dude, it's big.
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You should throw a party.
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That's what we're doing.
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No, like a real party.
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Like a real wedding.
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No, no no, no.
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All that wedding bullshit.
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It's not really our thing.
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Oh, come on.
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Of course it's your thing.
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- No.
- It's everyone's thing.
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Let's celebrate.
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- I don't know.
- Fine.
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I guess it's easier
to just run away,
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go to the courthouse,
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have no one watching.
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No, it was cheaper.
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Mmhmm.
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How did your mom take it?
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She flipped.
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Oh!
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- Joanne.
- Joanne!
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- Fuckin' Big J.
- Big J!
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- Big J, J!
- J's in the house.
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Oh, she must have flipped.
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Oh, it was-oh it was like,
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the worst day of
her life for sure.
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Oh, got a text.
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What?
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Oh, holy shit.
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This fucking guy, oh, okay.
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Listen to this.
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Okay, "I want to shave your
pussy and put it on my face."
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- Oh, shit!
- Yeah.
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That's awesome.
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You have to date him.
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At this point
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I'm running against the clock
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and I taste the
soup and I decide
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I'm fed up.
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...gas your reflux.
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Throw them in the mixer.
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It's a big gamble but
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it's the risk
I've got to take.
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Shit.
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Come on.
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It's the second time
it's done it this week.
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- I know.
- I need to get a new one.
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I know.
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Oh, wow.
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I'm going to flip
my hair for you.
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Hair flip, yeah.
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Say what you want,
that works for me.
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- I think it does.
- Yeah.
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Yeah, it's good.
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It's the-it's the,
looks like a mermaid.
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Yeah.
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- Ooh?
- Oh, it's like
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- It's common pasties.
- Oh!
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- I get it.
- Yeah.
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- Is your rash gone?
- Yeah.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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All cleared up.
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Oh, fuck.
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Hey, I gotta piss.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Oh, fuck!
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Thanks for
taking care of the place
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and Pablo gets one of
these morning and night.
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- Cool?
- Yeah, cool, cool.
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- Great.
- Okay.
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Great. Awesome, thank you.
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This is uh,
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this is a really nice
place that you got here.
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Thanks, yeah, I
bought it last year.
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You own this place?
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Yeah.
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I mean, it's a bit much
though, don't you think?
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I don't know, I mean,
you work hard,
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so you deserve it.
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Do you like
being a dog walker?
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Uh, no, no, I hate it.
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Actually, I'm scared of dogs.
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No, I'm terrified of dogs.
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Uh, I don't
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it's a deep-seeded
like childhood
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kind of phobia
thing that I have.
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Oh.
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Are you serious?
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No, I'm joking 'cause
that would be weird
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if I was a dog walker.
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- Yeah, it would.
- Yeah that's-
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You're an asshole, so.
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Well, you're dumb.
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Cool.
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Oh, you got groceries!
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- Hi, baby.
- Thank you.
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Oh, you got popsicles too.
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But don't, I mean,
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there's only a few
of them in there.
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I found some noodles.
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So I forgot to
tell you, but, um,
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I got a job.
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- What?
- Yeah.
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A real like, adult person,
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human job job.
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Don't look that surprised.
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No, no, no, that's great.
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That's embarrassing.
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I'm so sorry.
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That's so good!
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This is so good.
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I'm sorry.
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- This is so great.
- Yeah.
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What's the job?
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Um, so you know that
actress uh Hailey Turner?
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Uh, I don't know her.
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Oh. She was in um the
"Hotel Romania" movie,
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"The Last Bucharesting Place".
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Oh yeah, that sounds awful.
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Yeah, well, they're
going to do another one.
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She's going to Lithuania
to shoot another one, so.
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Oh, my god.
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Did you get a part
in the movie?
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- Uh.
- Oh my god,
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you're going to look so cute
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getting hacked to bits,
you're so cute!
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No, I got a job housesitting
for her for six months.
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- Yeah.
- That's cool.
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00:12:46,114 --> 00:12:49,148
We'll have like a cool not
shitty apartment to live in
273
00:12:49,150 --> 00:12:51,283
and they have like,
HBO and a pool,
274
00:12:51,285 --> 00:12:53,319
and I think I saw this
trampoline at one point,
275
00:12:53,321 --> 00:12:57,657
which is cool and we only
have to take care of like,
276
00:12:57,659 --> 00:12:58,758
like her dogs so like,
277
00:12:58,760 --> 00:13:00,125
one's a puppy and
the other one,
278
00:13:00,127 --> 00:13:01,963
I think there's
something wrong with it.
279
00:13:03,198 --> 00:13:04,232
Right?
280
00:13:05,199 --> 00:13:07,599
We got to live in a cool
house for six months.
281
00:13:07,601 --> 00:13:08,600
No, that's cool.
282
00:13:08,602 --> 00:13:10,268
- Yeah.
- I mean, it's money,
283
00:13:10,270 --> 00:13:12,138
- which is great.
- Yeah, yeah.
284
00:13:12,140 --> 00:13:15,641
Plus, we can afford a
party for our wedding.
285
00:13:15,643 --> 00:13:17,276
Didn't we already do that?
286
00:13:17,278 --> 00:13:19,112
Yeah, but like, a real one.
287
00:13:19,114 --> 00:13:20,312
- Oh, like, a real one.
- Yeah.
288
00:13:20,314 --> 00:13:21,181
- Like a fancy person.
- Yeah.
289
00:13:21,183 --> 00:13:22,648
So everyone knows
how badass we are.
290
00:13:22,650 --> 00:13:24,486
- Well, we are badass.
- Yeah.
291
00:13:25,386 --> 00:13:26,652
No one's ever
gotten married before.
292
00:13:26,654 --> 00:13:28,021
We're the first people to do it.
293
00:13:28,023 --> 00:13:29,089
- Yep.
- Yeah.
294
00:13:29,091 --> 00:13:30,322
Just getting married
'cause we want to and shit.
295
00:13:30,324 --> 00:13:31,526
It's crazy.
296
00:13:34,062 --> 00:13:36,162
I'm tired.
Take me to the couch.
297
00:13:36,164 --> 00:13:37,229
No, I don't have to carry
298
00:13:37,231 --> 00:13:38,230
Carry me to the couch.
299
00:13:38,232 --> 00:13:39,465
- Again?
- Yep.
300
00:13:39,467 --> 00:13:40,669
- Okay.
- Yep.
301
00:13:42,169 --> 00:13:43,168
You owe me.
302
00:13:43,170 --> 00:13:44,172
All right.
303
00:13:47,042 --> 00:13:48,240
Oh, my god.
304
00:13:48,242 --> 00:13:50,343
This is so cool.
305
00:13:50,345 --> 00:13:52,045
Let me take you to the crib,
306
00:13:52,047 --> 00:13:53,211
show you how I live.
307
00:13:53,213 --> 00:13:55,214
What's good?
What's good?
308
00:13:55,216 --> 00:13:56,181
This is insane!
309
00:13:56,183 --> 00:13:57,417
Check out my spot, yo.
310
00:13:57,419 --> 00:13:58,417
I know, right?
311
00:13:58,419 --> 00:13:59,518
It's big.
312
00:13:59,520 --> 00:14:01,153
- And we're here.
- Oh, whoa.
313
00:14:01,155 --> 00:14:02,687
Not bad.
314
00:14:02,689 --> 00:14:04,325
This is awesome.
315
00:14:09,563 --> 00:14:11,199
Hailey Turner.
316
00:14:17,337 --> 00:14:18,838
- I like it.
- You like it?
317
00:14:18,840 --> 00:14:20,172
- Mmhmm.
- I did good?
318
00:14:20,174 --> 00:14:21,776
- You did good.
- Oh, good.
319
00:14:24,212 --> 00:14:25,411
Want to try out the bedroom?
320
00:14:25,413 --> 00:14:27,213
Oh yeah.
321
00:14:27,215 --> 00:14:28,181
Show me the bedroom, baby.
322
00:14:43,097 --> 00:14:44,732
What, wait what are you doing?
323
00:14:46,201 --> 00:14:47,266
I got the job.
324
00:14:47,268 --> 00:14:48,401
What?
325
00:14:48,403 --> 00:14:49,605
I got the job!
326
00:14:50,404 --> 00:14:52,705
The game show I
sent my stuff to?
327
00:14:52,707 --> 00:14:54,273
They just hired me as a writer.
328
00:14:54,275 --> 00:14:55,476
Woo!
329
00:14:57,178 --> 00:14:58,813
Woo, oh yeah!
330
00:14:59,380 --> 00:15:02,148
My wife is the smartest
woman in the world!
331
00:15:02,150 --> 00:15:03,483
Look how hot she is!
332
00:15:03,485 --> 00:15:04,716
Check her out!
333
00:15:04,718 --> 00:15:06,284
She's very attractive!
334
00:15:06,286 --> 00:15:07,552
We're going to be rich,
335
00:15:07,554 --> 00:15:08,753
and she's so hot.
336
00:15:08,755 --> 00:15:10,123
Can I get a Nintendo?
337
00:15:10,125 --> 00:15:12,258
Wait, what if I suck?
338
00:15:12,260 --> 00:15:14,127
- What if they fire me?
- Shh.
339
00:15:14,129 --> 00:15:15,563
You're great at everything.
340
00:15:16,164 --> 00:15:17,463
And she's great at everything!
341
00:15:17,465 --> 00:15:19,197
Okay, let's go have
sex now on the beach.
342
00:15:19,199 --> 00:15:21,433
She likes having sex with me,
343
00:15:21,435 --> 00:15:22,468
I can't believe it.
344
00:15:22,470 --> 00:15:24,170
Oh I'm so excited!
345
00:15:41,789 --> 00:15:44,757
Tornado Tammy
starting out strong on the rings!
346
00:15:44,759 --> 00:15:45,925
She's trying to swing
herself to glory,
347
00:15:45,927 --> 00:15:47,359
but Rachel's not having it
348
00:15:47,361 --> 00:15:50,229
and takes her down
into the balls!
349
00:15:55,370 --> 00:15:57,470
Hello, Goosed!
350
00:15:57,472 --> 00:15:58,674
Please hold.
351
00:15:59,941 --> 00:16:03,242
I'm really
excited to be here.
352
00:16:03,244 --> 00:16:04,509
I've always wanted to make TV.
353
00:16:04,511 --> 00:16:06,311
Well then you came
to the wrong place.
354
00:16:06,313 --> 00:16:07,446
Oh.
355
00:16:07,448 --> 00:16:08,947
You want to know
what we make here?
356
00:16:08,949 --> 00:16:09,883
It's a game show.
357
00:16:09,885 --> 00:16:12,821
It's like uh Duck Duck
Goose only better.
358
00:16:17,391 --> 00:16:19,227
What do you get
359
00:16:19,494 --> 00:16:21,326
when you combine
360
00:16:21,328 --> 00:16:22,295
heart
361
00:16:22,297 --> 00:16:23,699
and fart?
362
00:16:28,369 --> 00:16:29,571
Art.
363
00:16:30,337 --> 00:16:32,241
That's what we make here.
364
00:16:34,808 --> 00:16:36,211
- Wow.
- Yeah.
365
00:16:37,377 --> 00:16:38,412
It is wow.
366
00:16:39,680 --> 00:16:41,279
I'm excited.
367
00:16:41,281 --> 00:16:42,884
I'm excited for you.
368
00:17:08,008 --> 00:17:10,444
Hey, what
did you say to him?
369
00:17:12,380 --> 00:17:13,446
Uh, nothing.
370
00:17:13,448 --> 00:17:17,015
'Cause uh
that's a really bad sign.
371
00:17:17,017 --> 00:17:19,385
Did he find out he
can't have sex with you?
372
00:17:19,387 --> 00:17:20,586
What?
373
00:17:20,588 --> 00:17:22,021
Well he because he probably
wants to have sex with you,
374
00:17:22,023 --> 00:17:23,589
or at least think that
because you're a woman
375
00:17:23,591 --> 00:17:25,625
and he's the king of all
men that you will want him
376
00:17:25,627 --> 00:17:27,760
and now he's found out
that you have a boyfriend.
377
00:17:27,762 --> 00:17:29,231
- A husband.
- Oh!
378
00:17:30,531 --> 00:17:32,465
Oh that's bad.
379
00:17:32,467 --> 00:17:33,465
Sorry who are you?
380
00:17:33,467 --> 00:17:35,434
Jesus, he's such a narcissist.
381
00:17:35,436 --> 00:17:36,936
He's angry at you for
denying him the sex
382
00:17:36,938 --> 00:17:39,304
he thought you'd so
desperately want,
383
00:17:39,306 --> 00:17:41,273
which probably led him to think
about all the sex he's wanted
384
00:17:41,275 --> 00:17:43,408
and not gotten from all
the women he's ever known.
385
00:17:43,410 --> 00:17:46,445
You sent him down a really
deep, dark rabbit hole
386
00:17:46,447 --> 00:17:47,612
and it's just your first day,
387
00:17:47,614 --> 00:17:48,816
you work fast.
388
00:17:51,419 --> 00:17:53,653
I think he's just busy.
389
00:17:53,655 --> 00:17:54,890
Yeah.
390
00:17:55,756 --> 00:17:56,958
No.
391
00:17:59,427 --> 00:18:00,959
Well I'm really busy.
392
00:18:00,961 --> 00:18:04,330
I have to get started
on these intros.
393
00:18:04,332 --> 00:18:06,499
Cool, I'll let you get to it.
394
00:18:06,501 --> 00:18:08,767
Noah, Gavin wants you
for the script meeting.
395
00:18:08,769 --> 00:18:09,770
All right.
396
00:18:12,073 --> 00:18:13,475
Excuse me, hi.
397
00:18:14,441 --> 00:18:15,643
Uh, who is that?
398
00:18:15,976 --> 00:18:17,443
Noah Barringer?
399
00:18:17,445 --> 00:18:19,348
He's the head writer.
400
00:18:30,324 --> 00:18:32,026
What a pack of dicks.
401
00:19:09,730 --> 00:19:10,995
Hey, what are you doing?
402
00:19:10,997 --> 00:19:12,400
Oh my god.
403
00:19:12,999 --> 00:19:14,032
That was scary.
404
00:19:14,034 --> 00:19:15,568
Come play with me.
405
00:19:15,570 --> 00:19:16,569
I can't, I've got to work.
406
00:19:16,571 --> 00:19:17,570
- Come on!
- No.
407
00:19:17,572 --> 00:19:19,504
Look what I'm wearing.
408
00:19:19,506 --> 00:19:20,805
I found a box full of whip its.
409
00:19:20,807 --> 00:19:22,140
I can't.
410
00:19:22,142 --> 00:19:24,409
- And I also found this.
- No I'm working.
411
00:19:24,411 --> 00:19:26,448
- Come on.
- No, ow!
412
00:19:27,415 --> 00:19:28,650
- Come on.
- Do that again.
413
00:19:30,517 --> 00:19:31,550
At least come
swimming with me.
414
00:19:31,552 --> 00:19:33,388
No I want to finish this.
415
00:19:34,488 --> 00:19:36,054
Why do you have
to finish this?
416
00:19:36,056 --> 00:19:37,156
Because it's my work.
417
00:19:37,158 --> 00:19:38,757
What do you mean it's your work?
It's not important.
418
00:19:38,759 --> 00:19:41,526
It's just you writing
for your dumb job.
419
00:19:41,528 --> 00:19:42,530
Come on, swim.
420
00:19:43,864 --> 00:19:45,164
Swim.
421
00:19:45,166 --> 00:19:46,368
Stop.
422
00:19:49,102 --> 00:19:50,339
Later.
423
00:20:37,118 --> 00:20:38,951
Okay people it's
almost showtime.
424
00:20:38,953 --> 00:20:41,086
Look alive out here!
425
00:20:41,088 --> 00:20:43,892
Okay, uh, Richman, Tompkins,
426
00:20:45,493 --> 00:20:46,625
Barringer.
427
00:20:46,627 --> 00:20:49,164
Need everybody on set pronto.
428
00:20:50,230 --> 00:20:52,798
Uh, Winters, how's it going?
429
00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:53,835
Fine.
430
00:20:55,636 --> 00:20:56,569
Oh that's frosty Winters,
431
00:20:56,571 --> 00:20:57,973
that's very frosty.
432
00:21:00,640 --> 00:21:01,639
What did I do?
433
00:21:01,641 --> 00:21:02,640
Was it me?
434
00:21:02,642 --> 00:21:04,510
Was it you?
435
00:21:04,512 --> 00:21:06,946
Ah he's got you doing
grunt work again,
436
00:21:06,948 --> 00:21:08,580
that's a tough draw.
437
00:21:08,582 --> 00:21:09,514
No I like it, it's fine.
438
00:21:09,516 --> 00:21:10,951
- Really?
- Yeah, really.
439
00:21:11,819 --> 00:21:13,619
Um, I can put in
a word with him,
440
00:21:13,621 --> 00:21:15,487
get you down on the stage
when we're doing the tapings.
441
00:21:15,489 --> 00:21:17,491
You could help us produce.
442
00:21:20,026 --> 00:21:21,694
Ah no, no thanks.
443
00:21:21,696 --> 00:21:23,829
- I'm good, I like it.
- Okay, cool.
444
00:21:23,831 --> 00:21:26,631
We got drinks tonight,
it's a Thursday tradition.
445
00:21:26,633 --> 00:21:27,601
You should come.
446
00:21:29,169 --> 00:21:31,971
I'm not
gonna make it, but, uh,
447
00:21:31,973 --> 00:21:32,938
thank you.
448
00:21:32,940 --> 00:21:34,072
Okay I'm gonna give
you one little pointer.
449
00:21:34,074 --> 00:21:36,675
He loves adjectives, so if
you could just sprinkle in
450
00:21:36,677 --> 00:21:41,045
a couple of zanys or sneakys
he'll think you're a genius.
451
00:21:41,047 --> 00:21:42,781
Okay, cool.
452
00:21:42,783 --> 00:21:44,586
Even if you do
stand us up tonight.
453
00:21:45,852 --> 00:21:46,987
Cool, okay.
454
00:21:57,297 --> 00:21:59,798
And he thinks he's better
than everyone else,
455
00:21:59,800 --> 00:22:01,000
and the other thing is,
456
00:22:01,002 --> 00:22:02,604
he's not even that funny.
457
00:22:03,303 --> 00:22:04,904
Huh, what are we, who
are we talking about here?
458
00:22:04,906 --> 00:22:06,705
Are we talking about, um,
459
00:22:06,707 --> 00:22:07,907
Gavin or the other guy Noah?
460
00:22:07,909 --> 00:22:10,141
Noah, no Gavin is
definitely not funny
461
00:22:10,143 --> 00:22:13,646
but Noah, everyone there thinks
he's so funny but he's not.
462
00:22:13,648 --> 00:22:15,046
And he doesn't
even pitch he just
463
00:22:15,048 --> 00:22:17,715
points out why everyone
else's ideas are bad.
464
00:22:17,717 --> 00:22:18,884
And you know who the
other people are?
465
00:22:18,886 --> 00:22:20,019
- You.
- Me.
466
00:22:20,021 --> 00:22:21,523
- Yeah.
- Exactly.
467
00:22:22,756 --> 00:22:24,758
- So annoying.
- It's hard.
468
00:22:26,026 --> 00:22:28,159
What do you think I should do?
469
00:22:28,161 --> 00:22:29,160
I don't know honey,
470
00:22:29,162 --> 00:22:30,564
um maybe
471
00:22:31,232 --> 00:22:32,898
just ignore 'em if you can?
472
00:22:32,900 --> 00:22:34,902
You know, don't let
him bother you.
473
00:22:38,605 --> 00:22:40,040
Yeah, probably.
474
00:22:41,342 --> 00:22:42,707
Could we try this again?
475
00:22:42,709 --> 00:22:43,711
Yeah sorry.
476
00:22:45,178 --> 00:22:46,915
Okay, okay.
477
00:22:48,582 --> 00:22:52,051
Leonard, Sydney, Jack
Oh no, stop that please.
478
00:22:52,053 --> 00:22:53,785
- Can you please stop?
- Isis?
479
00:22:53,787 --> 00:22:54,786
What is this?
480
00:22:54,788 --> 00:22:55,920
Can you not read those?
481
00:22:55,922 --> 00:22:56,921
I forgot those were there.
482
00:22:56,923 --> 00:22:58,189
Can we run it?
483
00:22:58,191 --> 00:23:02,628
- Can we please run it?
- Penelope, Carmine, Christmas?
484
00:23:02,630 --> 00:23:04,799
- Potential baby names.
- What?
485
00:23:06,633 --> 00:23:07,902
What?
486
00:23:08,268 --> 00:23:09,670
Tambourine?
487
00:23:10,771 --> 00:23:12,574
- It's for a little girl.
- Well obviously.
488
00:23:13,274 --> 00:23:14,807
You've clearly put a lot
of thought into this.
489
00:23:14,809 --> 00:23:16,908
Mordecai, are we
raising him on a shtetl?
490
00:23:16,910 --> 00:23:18,377
Franny, come on, please,
491
00:23:18,379 --> 00:23:20,044
let me, just run
the lines with me,
492
00:23:20,046 --> 00:23:21,312
don't be mean.
493
00:23:21,314 --> 00:23:22,551
Okay, sorry.
494
00:23:27,053 --> 00:23:30,656
And that's why at Wendy's
we only offer the best.
495
00:23:30,658 --> 00:23:31,724
Wendy's salads aren't fresh,
496
00:23:31,726 --> 00:23:33,128
they're furesh dawg.
497
00:23:34,894 --> 00:23:37,963
You think I should do
the dawg or like that?
498
00:23:37,965 --> 00:23:39,231
What?
499
00:23:39,233 --> 00:23:40,799
I'm sorry, it just
says right here
500
00:23:40,801 --> 00:23:43,638
that you're also going to
be dressed like a dog.
501
00:23:44,905 --> 00:23:47,406
Okay, thank you for taking
this very seriously.
502
00:23:47,408 --> 00:23:49,808
I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
503
00:23:49,810 --> 00:23:51,810
You're too funny.
504
00:23:51,812 --> 00:23:53,014
That's a good problem.
505
00:24:02,790 --> 00:24:04,259
I'm leaving for work.
506
00:24:07,294 --> 00:24:08,796
Jesus, already?
507
00:24:18,773 --> 00:24:19,906
We need makeup in here!
508
00:24:19,908 --> 00:24:22,877
Guys, guys, this
whole area is on camera.
509
00:24:26,846 --> 00:24:29,316
Can we get last looks on Stacy?
510
00:24:39,893 --> 00:24:42,360
Okay music run, for camera!
511
00:24:50,470 --> 00:24:52,774
Winters, you joined us.
512
00:24:53,974 --> 00:24:55,073
You got those intros?
513
00:24:55,075 --> 00:24:56,076
Yeah here.
514
00:24:56,910 --> 00:24:58,145
Let's hear 'em.
515
00:24:58,912 --> 00:24:59,913
- Now?
- Now.
516
00:25:04,884 --> 00:25:06,720
- You-you want me to-
- Mhmm.
517
00:25:08,354 --> 00:25:11,090
In this high octane
episode of Goosed,
518
00:25:11,092 --> 00:25:14,025
Brian, an accountant from
Toledo, bites the dust
519
00:25:14,027 --> 00:25:17,995
and things get zany when Mary,
a housewife from Calabasas
520
00:25:17,997 --> 00:25:20,733
surprises everyone with
her dynamo foot speed.
521
00:25:20,735 --> 00:25:22,736
Buckle up, you're
about to get Goosed.
522
00:25:31,946 --> 00:25:33,180
I love them.
523
00:25:36,449 --> 00:25:38,285
Cool, thanks.
524
00:25:39,253 --> 00:25:40,455
Nope, stay.
525
00:25:42,055 --> 00:25:44,092
We could use you here.
526
00:25:47,093 --> 00:25:49,096
All right people,
back to ones.
527
00:25:51,931 --> 00:25:52,830
Oh thanks.
528
00:25:52,832 --> 00:25:56,033
Okay, okay,
rehearsal is up.
529
00:25:56,035 --> 00:26:00,071
Lights in five,
four, three, two.
530
00:26:02,208 --> 00:26:05,045
I'm Stacy Delacourt
and this is Goosed.
531
00:26:32,505 --> 00:26:33,941
Oh, sorry.
532
00:26:43,184 --> 00:26:44,282
- Oh, hey.
- Hey.
533
00:26:44,284 --> 00:26:45,951
Where you going?
534
00:26:45,953 --> 00:26:50,856
Here, I was going here for
Thursday night work drinks.
535
00:26:50,858 --> 00:26:51,956
Well that's cool.
536
00:26:51,958 --> 00:26:53,157
I didn't think you
were gonna show.
537
00:26:53,159 --> 00:26:55,159
Well, here I am.
538
00:26:55,161 --> 00:26:56,994
Thank god because
539
00:26:56,996 --> 00:26:59,031
looks like everybody
else bailed.
540
00:26:59,033 --> 00:27:00,264
Will you buy me a drink, please?
541
00:27:00,266 --> 00:27:01,468
I'm your boss.
542
00:27:02,169 --> 00:27:03,334
Come on!
543
00:27:03,336 --> 00:27:05,904
What do you want,
what do you like?
544
00:27:05,906 --> 00:27:08,473
Um, whiskey,
they have whiskey?
545
00:27:08,475 --> 00:27:10,007
- You have whiskey.
- Yeah.
546
00:27:10,009 --> 00:27:12,109
- They have whiskey.
- Awesome, thank you.
547
00:27:12,111 --> 00:27:13,515
We are in luck.
548
00:27:14,881 --> 00:27:16,982
Wait, you grew up in Glendale?
549
00:27:16,984 --> 00:27:18,951
Uh, no, I moved there
when I was 12.
550
00:27:18,953 --> 00:27:20,551
I'm from Arcadia.
551
00:27:20,553 --> 00:27:23,388
- Oh jesus.
- Oh it's not that bad.
552
00:27:23,390 --> 00:27:26,895
- Oh I think it is.
- It's not that bad.
553
00:27:28,128 --> 00:27:29,360
- You're from New York?
- Mhmm.
554
00:27:29,362 --> 00:27:33,064
- Like the city?
- Mhmm.
555
00:27:33,066 --> 00:27:34,301
Cool.
556
00:27:35,069 --> 00:27:36,068
Here's the real question.
557
00:27:36,070 --> 00:27:37,468
I know Gavin is a total dick,
558
00:27:37,470 --> 00:27:39,473
but otherwise how are
you liking Goosed?
559
00:27:41,175 --> 00:27:42,640
I like it.
560
00:27:42,642 --> 00:27:45,176
- Um, today was awesome.
- It was right?
561
00:27:45,178 --> 00:27:46,948
Today was awesome!
562
00:27:48,181 --> 00:27:50,148
I'd like to have my
own show someday.
563
00:27:50,150 --> 00:27:51,118
You?
564
00:27:52,149 --> 00:27:52,352
You will.
565
00:27:53,954 --> 00:27:55,490
- You think?
- Mhmm.
566
00:27:56,890 --> 00:27:58,892
- No I know it.
- Thank you.
567
00:28:01,928 --> 00:28:04,165
I guess I just hate waiting.
568
00:28:06,100 --> 00:28:07,165
You know what you are?
569
00:28:07,167 --> 00:28:08,966
You're adorable.
570
00:28:08,968 --> 00:28:11,936
Ugh, that's condescending.
571
00:28:11,938 --> 00:28:14,273
Just because I'm
younger and I'm a woman
572
00:28:14,275 --> 00:28:17,275
you assume I don't have a
problem being infantilized.
573
00:28:17,277 --> 00:28:20,111
Stop it, stop it please
you have to let me finish.
574
00:28:20,113 --> 00:28:22,246
You're also a super
duper cutie pie.
575
00:28:22,248 --> 00:28:24,049
Ugh, asshole!
576
00:28:24,051 --> 00:28:26,984
You have to let a
man finish, come on.
577
00:28:29,055 --> 00:28:31,860
God, who put this on?!
578
00:28:33,294 --> 00:28:36,097
This isn't fair,
this isn't right!
579
00:28:37,130 --> 00:28:38,999
I mean, what the fuck?
580
00:29:01,322 --> 00:29:02,556
No.
581
00:29:10,730 --> 00:29:12,296
You're my fucking slave.
582
00:29:14,267 --> 00:29:17,002
God his cock is
so fucking good!
583
00:29:20,274 --> 00:29:23,241
Oh yeah, oh yeah!
584
00:29:27,113 --> 00:29:29,113
Oh yeah, oh yeah!
585
00:29:30,351 --> 00:29:31,986
Say it fucking louder!
586
00:29:38,191 --> 00:29:39,426
My sweaty ass.
587
00:29:50,204 --> 00:29:53,174
Feels good
to sit my ass on your face.
588
00:30:01,681 --> 00:30:03,317
Oh, fuck me.
589
00:30:16,095 --> 00:30:17,130
Oh fuck.
590
00:30:18,064 --> 00:30:20,200
Oh shit, this is
Hailey's fucking, ugh.
591
00:30:22,302 --> 00:30:23,502
I got it inside the pages?
592
00:30:23,504 --> 00:30:25,340
How did I get it
in the pages?
593
00:30:40,387 --> 00:30:41,589
That's awful.
594
00:30:55,101 --> 00:30:57,369
- Come on, just tell me.
- Mmmm.
595
00:30:57,371 --> 00:30:59,437
You're avoiding the question!
596
00:30:59,439 --> 00:31:01,572
Fine I was once a playwright.
597
00:31:01,574 --> 00:31:04,576
What, no!
598
00:31:04,578 --> 00:31:05,780
I know.
599
00:31:06,412 --> 00:31:08,146
It's actually
better than I hoped.
600
00:31:08,148 --> 00:31:10,348
It's hilarious right?
601
00:31:10,350 --> 00:31:11,552
Yeah.
602
00:31:13,454 --> 00:31:14,453
Playwright from New York.
603
00:31:14,455 --> 00:31:15,454
I know,
604
00:31:15,456 --> 00:31:16,721
who woulda thought?
605
00:31:16,723 --> 00:31:18,423
So what happened?
606
00:31:18,425 --> 00:31:20,257
Nobody liked your plays
because plays suck?
607
00:31:20,259 --> 00:31:21,292
Plays do not suck,
608
00:31:21,294 --> 00:31:23,128
plays are the highest
form of dramatic art
609
00:31:23,130 --> 00:31:25,296
and I was actually
pretty good at it, too.
610
00:31:25,298 --> 00:31:27,264
- Oh yeah?
- Yeah.
611
00:31:27,266 --> 00:31:28,366
How good were you?
612
00:31:28,368 --> 00:31:30,101
I had two plays published,
613
00:31:30,103 --> 00:31:32,137
I had a decent
review from Isherwood
614
00:31:32,139 --> 00:31:33,737
who said I was a
wordsmith to watch.
615
00:31:33,739 --> 00:31:36,308
- Oh Isherwood, nice.
- Yeah.
616
00:31:36,310 --> 00:31:37,375
I know my own reviews.
617
00:31:37,377 --> 00:31:39,380
I can quote 'em
all back to you.
618
00:31:43,150 --> 00:31:44,151
We need more booze.
619
00:31:44,650 --> 00:31:45,649
You know what,
620
00:31:45,651 --> 00:31:47,087
we need to eat.
621
00:31:47,754 --> 00:31:49,590
Wait, this-this-this way.
622
00:31:51,190 --> 00:31:52,491
This way, here.
623
00:31:52,493 --> 00:31:53,492
Oh thank you!
624
00:31:53,494 --> 00:31:54,728
No I got it.
625
00:32:03,669 --> 00:32:06,138
Hey Bowser, you read this?
626
00:32:06,140 --> 00:32:07,505
You read this?
627
00:32:07,507 --> 00:32:09,273
"Someone somewhere can you
understand me a little?
628
00:32:09,275 --> 00:32:11,743
"Love me a little
or am I sentenced
629
00:32:11,745 --> 00:32:13,445
"to a lifetime of solitude
630
00:32:13,447 --> 00:32:16,481
"floating alone down
life's river of pain?"
631
00:32:16,483 --> 00:32:17,916
Dude!
632
00:32:17,918 --> 00:32:19,484
You gotta look after your mom,
633
00:32:19,486 --> 00:32:21,488
she's floating down
rivers of pain in here.
634
00:32:26,592 --> 00:32:27,794
Jesus.
635
00:32:45,478 --> 00:32:47,114
Let's take a look.
636
00:33:02,629 --> 00:33:04,832
It is so hot in Romania.
637
00:33:24,751 --> 00:33:26,754
It is so hot in Romania.
638
00:33:27,653 --> 00:33:29,420
It is so hot in Romania.
639
00:33:31,658 --> 00:33:32,659
Thank you.
640
00:33:37,930 --> 00:33:40,365
This
steak costs $62.
641
00:33:40,367 --> 00:33:41,265
I know.
642
00:33:41,267 --> 00:33:43,400
You have a good job,
you can afford it.
643
00:33:43,402 --> 00:33:46,670
I never even spend
$62 on shoes or
644
00:33:46,672 --> 00:33:47,504
a doctor.
645
00:33:47,506 --> 00:33:49,509
Oh, well maybe
that's the problem.
646
00:33:50,444 --> 00:33:52,276
Problem?
647
00:33:52,278 --> 00:33:53,378
You don't have a problem.
648
00:33:53,380 --> 00:33:55,847
You just said
that I have a problem.
649
00:33:55,849 --> 00:33:56,880
- No.
- You did!
650
00:33:56,882 --> 00:33:58,683
You clearly just said that.
651
00:33:58,685 --> 00:34:00,385
Come on, tell me,
652
00:34:00,387 --> 00:34:01,320
I can take it.
653
00:34:01,322 --> 00:34:03,722
You remind me of me
when I was your age.
654
00:34:03,724 --> 00:34:06,791
I always wanted so much,
655
00:34:06,793 --> 00:34:10,262
but then when I
got what I wanted,
656
00:34:10,264 --> 00:34:12,265
I was always too
afraid to take it.
657
00:34:15,434 --> 00:34:17,269
Oh my god, one second,
658
00:34:17,271 --> 00:34:18,472
sorry.
659
00:34:20,706 --> 00:34:22,407
Oop, that's my wife,
660
00:34:22,409 --> 00:34:23,611
one second.
661
00:34:30,316 --> 00:34:31,316
- Sorry.
- No it's okay.
662
00:34:31,318 --> 00:34:33,285
That was rude.
663
00:34:33,287 --> 00:34:35,720
I didn't know
you were married.
664
00:34:35,722 --> 00:34:38,890
Yeah, I've been married
for three years now.
665
00:34:38,892 --> 00:34:40,425
Oh wow.
666
00:34:40,427 --> 00:34:43,628
- It's frigging awesome.
- Yeah no, so good.
667
00:34:43,630 --> 00:34:48,468
So intense, but it's also it's
like I think the pinnacle
668
00:34:49,302 --> 00:34:50,737
Everything feels deeper.
669
00:34:51,905 --> 00:34:53,437
And there's a sense
of calm knowing
670
00:34:53,439 --> 00:34:55,472
that you find your
person, you know?
671
00:34:55,474 --> 00:34:59,376
Yeah absolutely.
Sally, my wife, she
672
00:34:59,378 --> 00:35:00,412
Sally, right.
673
00:35:00,414 --> 00:35:01,845
Sally she's so beautiful,
674
00:35:01,847 --> 00:35:04,481
but she's got like
a beautiful spirit.
675
00:35:04,483 --> 00:35:05,485
Yeah.
676
00:35:06,619 --> 00:35:08,455
No Dan, Dan is so
677
00:35:09,456 --> 00:35:11,323
good, you know?
678
00:35:11,325 --> 00:35:13,961
He's just incredibly good.
679
00:35:17,363 --> 00:35:19,367
I'm lucky that he's
the person that I love.
680
00:35:32,945 --> 00:35:34,347
Thank you.
681
00:35:39,653 --> 00:35:40,718
Look at this.
682
00:35:43,689 --> 00:35:46,490
- Oh my god!
- I know, right?
683
00:35:46,492 --> 00:35:49,563
That's so much meat
in one man's mouth!
684
00:35:53,867 --> 00:35:55,069
- I can do it too.
- Oh, yeah?
685
00:35:57,503 --> 00:36:00,137
You're living
the dream, baby!
686
00:36:00,139 --> 00:36:02,342
You're living the dream.
687
00:36:05,544 --> 00:36:07,512
There's this awesome
El Salvadorian bar
688
00:36:07,514 --> 00:36:08,512
right around the corner
689
00:36:08,514 --> 00:36:09,516
Uh, II should
690
00:36:10,751 --> 00:36:12,716
I should probably go home.
691
00:36:12,718 --> 00:36:13,921
Probably.
692
00:36:16,889 --> 00:36:19,390
Sally's probably
waiting for ya.
693
00:36:19,392 --> 00:36:20,593
Nah, she's out of town.
694
00:36:21,595 --> 00:36:22,663
Goodnight.
695
00:36:25,865 --> 00:36:27,865
Yep, see you tomorrow.
696
00:36:27,867 --> 00:36:29,469
And every day after!
697
00:38:32,825 --> 00:38:35,593
Nice driving asshole!
698
00:40:08,755 --> 00:40:10,021
I'm sorry.
699
00:40:10,023 --> 00:40:11,789
Yeah, but you didn't
call, you didn't come home.
700
00:40:11,791 --> 00:40:13,390
Yeah, no, I texted you.
701
00:40:13,392 --> 00:40:14,758
You did?
702
00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:15,492
Yeah, like a bunch,
703
00:40:15,494 --> 00:40:16,628
and you never texted me back.
704
00:40:16,630 --> 00:40:18,229
Well, II didn't get 'em.
705
00:40:18,231 --> 00:40:19,796
Well, I sent them.
706
00:40:19,798 --> 00:40:21,666
It's 'cause of the hills.
707
00:40:21,668 --> 00:40:22,800
I guess.
708
00:40:22,802 --> 00:40:24,238
What did you do?
709
00:40:25,005 --> 00:40:26,240
Um,
710
00:40:26,639 --> 00:40:28,972
I just, I blanked and I
drove home instead of
711
00:40:28,974 --> 00:40:31,675
to what's her name's house.
712
00:40:31,677 --> 00:40:34,245
I was tired so I
decided to stay here.
713
00:40:34,247 --> 00:40:35,747
Yeah, that's-that's
great Franny,
714
00:40:35,749 --> 00:40:37,247
but like, if you're
not gonna come home,
715
00:40:37,249 --> 00:40:38,282
you have to call at least.
716
00:40:38,284 --> 00:40:39,316
I was worried all night
717
00:40:39,318 --> 00:40:40,785
Yeah, I texted.
718
00:40:40,787 --> 00:40:41,818
Okay, that's not
enough though.
719
00:40:41,820 --> 00:40:43,655
You have to call me, okay?
720
00:40:43,657 --> 00:40:44,655
I was worried.
721
00:40:44,657 --> 00:40:46,124
Okay, I'm sorry.
722
00:40:46,126 --> 00:40:47,158
You know what?
723
00:40:47,160 --> 00:40:49,262
- That's-that's not enough.
- I'm sorry.
724
00:40:51,997 --> 00:40:53,698
Did you have fun
last night at least?
725
00:40:53,700 --> 00:40:54,966
Was it-was it
726
00:40:54,968 --> 00:40:56,971
Who was there?
Like what?
727
00:40:57,836 --> 00:40:59,840
Franny? Franny?
728
00:41:01,807 --> 00:41:02,809
Fucking hills!
729
00:41:05,845 --> 00:41:07,778
Let's go, let's go,
come on, come on.
730
00:41:07,780 --> 00:41:09,747
You're taking your
shit, let's go.
731
00:41:12,852 --> 00:41:14,117
You're freaking out
'cause you have a crush?
732
00:41:14,119 --> 00:41:17,821
I'm not supposed to
feel this way ever again.
733
00:41:17,823 --> 00:41:21,059
All of my love
and my, you know,
734
00:41:21,061 --> 00:41:23,961
my sexual everything
it's-it's
735
00:41:23,963 --> 00:41:26,898
it's all channelled into one
person now and that person
736
00:41:26,900 --> 00:41:28,765
- is Dan.
- Dan.
737
00:41:28,767 --> 00:41:30,771
Dan, exactly, exactly.
738
00:41:31,738 --> 00:41:33,303
- Resolved.
- Good, great.
739
00:41:33,305 --> 00:41:34,305
I gotta get back.
740
00:41:34,307 --> 00:41:35,740
Okay, thank you.
741
00:41:35,742 --> 00:41:36,774
Morgan's being such
a little bitch.
742
00:41:36,776 --> 00:41:38,408
I'm like dude, this
place is fuckin' empty
743
00:41:38,410 --> 00:41:40,713
- I had a fantasy.
- Woah.
744
00:41:41,847 --> 00:41:43,683
I had a sex fantasy.
745
00:41:44,718 --> 00:41:46,153
Okay, okay.
746
00:41:46,885 --> 00:41:48,720
About Noah.
747
00:41:48,722 --> 00:41:52,856
It's like, you know
like, oh, you know.
748
00:41:52,858 --> 00:41:55,358
- Like when you just wanna.
- Oh my god.
749
00:41:55,360 --> 00:41:59,363
You know? Like-
750
00:41:59,365 --> 00:42:00,767
Okay.
751
00:42:01,501 --> 00:42:03,434
Please help me.
752
00:42:03,436 --> 00:42:05,436
Jesus, you just have a pussy.
753
00:42:05,438 --> 00:42:06,870
- Yeah.
- Okay.
754
00:42:06,872 --> 00:42:08,805
You have loins.
755
00:42:08,807 --> 00:42:10,374
You're human, you-you
wanna fuck the dude,
756
00:42:10,376 --> 00:42:12,075
he wants to fuck you,
757
00:42:12,077 --> 00:42:13,077
you're a human,
he's a human,
758
00:42:13,079 --> 00:42:14,912
that's-that's how humans work.
759
00:42:14,914 --> 00:42:17,881
I know, I know, I know.
760
00:42:17,883 --> 00:42:19,050
Listen.
761
00:42:19,052 --> 00:42:20,050
Listen.
762
00:42:20,052 --> 00:42:21,051
Are you listening?
763
00:42:21,053 --> 00:42:22,456
- Yes.
- Okay.
764
00:42:23,923 --> 00:42:25,693
This guy is not special.
765
00:42:27,894 --> 00:42:28,896
Yeah.
766
00:42:29,394 --> 00:42:30,898
No, you're right.
767
00:42:31,930 --> 00:42:33,032
Okay, you good?
768
00:42:34,934 --> 00:42:35,700
- Yep.
- Okay.
769
00:42:35,702 --> 00:42:36,901
- I gotta go.
- Okay, bye.
770
00:42:36,903 --> 00:42:37,901
Bye.
771
00:42:37,903 --> 00:42:39,106
Love you.
772
00:43:13,072 --> 00:43:14,905
- Woah.
- How's that?
773
00:43:14,907 --> 00:43:16,509
Hey, pretty good.
774
00:43:16,910 --> 00:43:18,112
Pretty good.
775
00:43:18,443 --> 00:43:20,346
- Looks awesome.
- Yeah.
776
00:43:22,981 --> 00:43:23,983
What?
777
00:43:24,950 --> 00:43:26,283
I got you something.
778
00:43:26,285 --> 00:43:27,952
What'd you get me?
779
00:43:34,360 --> 00:43:38,798
Oh, my, what is this?
780
00:43:43,503 --> 00:43:44,936
What are you doing?
781
00:45:04,050 --> 00:45:05,419
Merry Christmas.
782
00:45:06,686 --> 00:45:08,251
Merry Christmas.
783
00:45:15,961 --> 00:45:16,963
I'm sorry.
784
00:45:18,965 --> 00:45:21,068
What are you sorry for?
785
00:45:22,068 --> 00:45:23,370
I don't know.
786
00:45:24,938 --> 00:45:25,939
Everything.
787
00:45:30,410 --> 00:45:33,013
Nothing to be sorry about.
788
00:45:54,267 --> 00:45:57,271
I had a dream last night
that we had lots of sex.
789
00:46:01,073 --> 00:46:03,476
Wanna have that dream again.
790
00:46:09,182 --> 00:46:10,417
Oh, shit.
791
00:46:11,017 --> 00:46:12,082
- Hey.
- Shit.
792
00:46:12,084 --> 00:46:13,283
Where you goin'?
793
00:46:13,285 --> 00:46:15,586
Why are you moving
around so much?
794
00:46:15,588 --> 00:46:17,088
We had sex without
a condom last night.
795
00:46:17,090 --> 00:46:18,756
Why did you let us do that?
796
00:46:18,758 --> 00:46:20,360
Why did I let us do that?
797
00:46:20,994 --> 00:46:22,028
Fuck.
798
00:46:22,996 --> 00:46:24,128
Relax.
799
00:46:24,130 --> 00:46:24,796
Where are you going?
800
00:46:24,798 --> 00:46:25,629
I'm going to the drugstore.
801
00:46:25,631 --> 00:46:28,034
I need to not be
pregnant right now.
802
00:46:28,767 --> 00:46:30,767
Where the fuck are my jeans?
803
00:46:30,769 --> 00:46:32,635
I don't know where
your jeans are, baby.
804
00:46:32,637 --> 00:46:34,305
Just calm down, okay?
805
00:46:34,307 --> 00:46:35,305
Come here.
806
00:46:35,307 --> 00:46:37,140
Franny, Franny, Franny
Franny, Franny, Franny.
807
00:46:37,142 --> 00:46:38,142
Just take a-
808
00:46:38,144 --> 00:46:39,042
No, don't.
809
00:46:39,044 --> 00:46:40,010
Can you please sit
down for one second
810
00:46:40,012 --> 00:46:42,046
- I have to go.
- And we can talk about this?
811
00:46:42,048 --> 00:46:43,347
- No, I need to go!
- Franny, sit down.
812
00:46:43,349 --> 00:46:45,182
I need to not
be pregnant right now.
813
00:46:45,184 --> 00:46:47,117
Sit down, sit down, okay?
814
00:46:47,119 --> 00:46:48,551
We can talk about this.
815
00:46:48,553 --> 00:46:50,053
Slow down.
816
00:46:50,055 --> 00:46:51,291
It's okay.
817
00:46:51,791 --> 00:46:53,193
Huh, it's okay.
818
00:46:54,160 --> 00:46:55,158
In the off-
819
00:46:55,160 --> 00:46:56,963
in the off chance that
you're pregnant, right?
820
00:46:58,865 --> 00:47:02,166
We can make that
decision together.
821
00:47:02,168 --> 00:47:03,003
You know?
822
00:47:05,104 --> 00:47:07,975
I-I, you know, I wanna
have a baby, so it's-
823
00:47:09,075 --> 00:47:10,077
You do?
824
00:47:11,177 --> 00:47:14,014
Yeah, of course.
825
00:47:20,218 --> 00:47:21,021
Right now?
826
00:47:23,088 --> 00:47:25,691
- I don't know, soon.
- Soon?
827
00:47:26,191 --> 00:47:27,124
I don't-
828
00:47:27,126 --> 00:47:28,526
I feel like we've
talked about this.
829
00:47:28,528 --> 00:47:30,227
Well, we have not
talked about this.
830
00:47:30,229 --> 00:47:31,428
You read a list
of baby names
831
00:47:31,430 --> 00:47:33,363
That list was a joke.
832
00:47:33,365 --> 00:47:36,332
Jesus, it was not a joke.
833
00:47:36,334 --> 00:47:39,437
That's how you tell me
you wanna have a baby?
834
00:47:39,439 --> 00:47:41,571
If you were
pregnant right now,
835
00:47:41,573 --> 00:47:42,573
would you keep the baby?
836
00:47:42,575 --> 00:47:44,111
- No.
- Why not?
837
00:47:46,178 --> 00:47:47,412
We're married.
838
00:47:47,414 --> 00:47:49,780
I can want to be married to
you and also not want a child.
839
00:47:49,782 --> 00:47:51,715
Are you saying to me
that you never want to
840
00:47:51,717 --> 00:47:52,816
have a child with me?
841
00:47:52,818 --> 00:47:54,684
No, that's not what I said.
That's not what I said.
842
00:47:54,686 --> 00:47:57,220
Why are we even talking
about this right now?
843
00:47:57,222 --> 00:47:59,226
I'm not gonna have a baby.
844
00:48:01,093 --> 00:48:02,361
What do you want?
845
00:48:10,102 --> 00:48:11,704
I don't wanna fight.
846
00:48:24,784 --> 00:48:26,716
Get you your little drop here.
847
00:48:30,122 --> 00:48:32,092
Gotcha, and I gotcha.
848
00:48:33,258 --> 00:48:35,158
Okay, okay.
849
00:48:35,160 --> 00:48:36,160
That was easy.
850
00:48:36,162 --> 00:48:38,562
Now you have X-ray vision.
851
00:48:38,564 --> 00:48:42,135
X-ray vision.
852
00:48:59,352 --> 00:49:02,318
Hey, um hi,
853
00:49:02,320 --> 00:49:03,320
Hailey Turner?
854
00:49:03,322 --> 00:49:04,521
This is Dan,
855
00:49:04,523 --> 00:49:05,689
Dan Delaney.
856
00:49:05,691 --> 00:49:07,191
Do you have a second?
857
00:49:07,193 --> 00:49:09,459
I-I just wanted to talk
to you about Pablo.
858
00:49:09,461 --> 00:49:11,162
Is he allowed up on the couch?
859
00:49:25,477 --> 00:49:27,113
- Hey.
- Yeah.
860
00:49:27,479 --> 00:49:29,312
What are you doin'?
861
00:49:29,314 --> 00:49:31,347
I was just gonna finish
this and then I'd go home.
862
00:49:31,349 --> 00:49:33,216
No, Gavin wants
you to run the set.
863
00:49:33,218 --> 00:49:35,186
- Let's go.
- Really?
864
00:49:35,188 --> 00:49:36,789
- Yeah, really.
- Okay.
865
00:49:37,657 --> 00:49:39,159
- C'mon.
- Coming.
866
00:49:43,329 --> 00:49:45,164
Don't giggle like that.
867
00:49:45,965 --> 00:49:48,566
Yeah, Pablo found a whole
slice of pizza in a bush.
868
00:49:48,568 --> 00:49:49,367
No way.
869
00:49:49,369 --> 00:49:51,535
Yeah, yeah, the
little guy got it
870
00:49:51,537 --> 00:49:53,336
in his tiny little mouth.
871
00:49:53,338 --> 00:49:54,338
He's quite the rascal.
872
00:49:54,340 --> 00:49:57,240
He's the biggest rascal
in the west, aren't you?
873
00:49:57,242 --> 00:49:58,309
Yeah, he's a good boy.
874
00:49:58,311 --> 00:50:00,644
I'm so happy that you're
taking care of my babies.
875
00:50:00,646 --> 00:50:03,280
They're my babies now too.
876
00:50:03,282 --> 00:50:05,349
Dan? Are you up?
877
00:50:06,686 --> 00:50:08,352
I gotta go shoot
my death scene now.
878
00:50:08,354 --> 00:50:09,756
Don't I look cute?
879
00:50:11,356 --> 00:50:12,559
- Very.
- Bye Dan.
880
00:50:13,226 --> 00:50:14,861
Alright, see ya.
881
00:50:21,334 --> 00:50:22,999
You're still up, yay.
882
00:50:23,001 --> 00:50:24,602
Yeah.
883
00:50:24,604 --> 00:50:25,836
Hi.
884
00:50:25,838 --> 00:50:27,370
Hello, hey.
885
00:50:27,372 --> 00:50:29,006
How are you?
How was your day?
886
00:50:29,008 --> 00:50:31,374
Good, fine, you know,
it's fine.
887
00:50:31,376 --> 00:50:32,776
Just fine?
888
00:50:32,778 --> 00:50:34,214
Yeah, yeah.
889
00:50:34,914 --> 00:50:36,283
What did you do?
890
00:50:38,517 --> 00:50:41,385
Nothin', just, you know,
walked the dogs,
891
00:50:41,387 --> 00:50:42,389
sort of thing.
892
00:50:45,390 --> 00:50:46,193
Okay.
893
00:50:48,427 --> 00:50:49,863
Wanna know what I did?
894
00:50:50,396 --> 00:50:51,861
Sure.
895
00:50:51,863 --> 00:50:54,867
Oh, I had the craziest day.
896
00:50:56,602 --> 00:50:58,801
So we're on our second
taping of the night, right?
897
00:50:58,803 --> 00:51:02,039
And Gavin makes Noah
and I completely rewrite
898
00:51:02,041 --> 00:51:03,974
everything we had
done the night before.
899
00:51:03,976 --> 00:51:07,278
Like, everything,
which is totally crazy
900
00:51:07,280 --> 00:51:09,780
because Noah had this great
idea that Gavin either
901
00:51:09,782 --> 00:51:13,584
never fully understood
or understood too well
902
00:51:13,586 --> 00:51:16,419
and was threatened by
and therefore scrapped it
903
00:51:16,421 --> 00:51:18,224
before it had the
chance to work.
904
00:51:20,325 --> 00:51:23,794
I got so mad but Noah just
takes it in his very calm,
905
00:51:23,796 --> 00:51:26,296
zen-like way, you know?
906
00:51:26,298 --> 00:51:28,298
He has this great
attitude of like, this job
907
00:51:28,300 --> 00:51:30,334
doesn't define me.
908
00:51:30,336 --> 00:51:32,336
Isn't that a great attitude?
909
00:51:32,338 --> 00:51:34,341
I have a bad attitude,
I should fix that.
910
00:51:51,423 --> 00:51:53,259
Okay, what's wrong?
911
00:51:57,463 --> 00:52:01,332
Why don't I ever meet the
people that you work with?
912
00:52:01,334 --> 00:52:02,832
You come home and you're
talking about all these people
913
00:52:02,834 --> 00:52:04,867
that I've never met
914
00:52:04,869 --> 00:52:06,470
and you talk about
them all the time.
915
00:52:06,472 --> 00:52:07,870
So I'd like to meet
them at least so I
916
00:52:07,872 --> 00:52:09,405
Trust me, you do not
wanna meet Gavin.
917
00:52:09,407 --> 00:52:10,441
He's such an idiot,
918
00:52:10,443 --> 00:52:11,307
Honestly, you would
mock him to his face.
919
00:52:11,309 --> 00:52:13,609
You wouldn't be
able to handle it.
920
00:52:13,611 --> 00:52:15,479
Okay, what about Noah?
921
00:52:15,481 --> 00:52:16,683
Meet Noah?
922
00:52:17,483 --> 00:52:18,685
You wanna meet Noah?
923
00:52:28,394 --> 00:52:30,063
We could all do dinner.
924
00:52:32,497 --> 00:52:36,033
We should have him and
Sally over here for dinner.
925
00:52:36,035 --> 00:52:39,339
It'll be like our
first dinner party.
926
00:52:40,405 --> 00:52:41,738
Wanna do that?
927
00:52:41,740 --> 00:52:43,506
It'll be fun.
928
00:52:43,508 --> 00:52:44,908
Yeah, that sounds good.
929
00:52:44,910 --> 00:52:46,410
I'd like that.
930
00:52:46,412 --> 00:52:47,414
Okay.
931
00:52:58,523 --> 00:53:00,557
Did you know you have
a mole on your neck
932
00:53:00,559 --> 00:53:01,928
shaped like Florida?
933
00:53:03,095 --> 00:53:05,765
Yeah, that's
always been there.
934
00:53:25,550 --> 00:53:27,386
Franny? Hello?
935
00:53:29,121 --> 00:53:31,555
- Hey, this place is unbelievable.
- Hi.
936
00:53:31,557 --> 00:53:33,624
Yeah, it's
pretty great, right?
937
00:53:33,626 --> 00:53:35,024
This is, uh, Sally.
938
00:53:35,026 --> 00:53:36,428
- Hi.
- Hi.
939
00:53:38,197 --> 00:53:39,262
It's so nice to meet you.
940
00:53:39,264 --> 00:53:40,631
- Yeah, I've heard-
- I've heard, yeah.
941
00:53:41,733 --> 00:53:44,968
I've heard so much about, um.
942
00:53:44,970 --> 00:53:46,503
Dan, this is Noah.
943
00:53:46,505 --> 00:53:48,104
- Hi. Nice to meet
- Hi. Nice to meet you.
944
00:53:48,106 --> 00:53:49,640
- Here.
- Hey, wow.
945
00:53:49,642 --> 00:53:50,877
Thank you.
946
00:53:51,644 --> 00:53:53,075
- Hi, Dan.
- Sally.
947
00:53:53,077 --> 00:53:55,646
So everything's
kind of over there.
948
00:53:55,648 --> 00:53:57,613
This is nice.
949
00:53:57,615 --> 00:53:58,818
You smell great.
950
00:54:00,019 --> 00:54:01,017
This is nice, this
is not from Trader Joe's.
951
00:54:01,019 --> 00:54:03,586
- I know that much.
- No, it's not.
952
00:54:03,588 --> 00:54:05,424
We have white wine, beers, uh
953
00:54:07,526 --> 00:54:08,492
And of course,
954
00:54:08,494 --> 00:54:10,126
an hour before our wedding,
955
00:54:10,128 --> 00:54:12,162
all the power along
the PCH goes out.
956
00:54:12,164 --> 00:54:13,400
- No.
- Oh, yes.
957
00:54:13,965 --> 00:54:16,499
So then I lost my mind.
958
00:54:16,501 --> 00:54:17,800
I just became a total spaz.
959
00:54:17,802 --> 00:54:18,901
I mean, like, bridezilla.
960
00:54:18,903 --> 00:54:19,903
I was crying,
961
00:54:19,905 --> 00:54:20,903
I was screaming,
962
00:54:20,905 --> 00:54:22,238
I may or may not have
thrown something.
963
00:54:22,240 --> 00:54:24,173
No, you only threw my
phone against a wall twice.
964
00:54:25,177 --> 00:54:26,477
I know, I'm sorry, honey.
965
00:54:26,479 --> 00:54:27,577
But I have a good excuse.
966
00:54:27,579 --> 00:54:29,512
See, I was completely insane.
967
00:54:29,514 --> 00:54:30,513
So what happened?
968
00:54:30,515 --> 00:54:33,649
It's giving me sweats
just thinking about it.
969
00:54:33,651 --> 00:54:34,917
Thank you.
970
00:54:34,919 --> 00:54:36,586
Noah, god bless him,
971
00:54:36,588 --> 00:54:37,653
he sat me down,
972
00:54:37,655 --> 00:54:38,689
he dried my cheeks,
973
00:54:38,691 --> 00:54:40,624
and he said that he
didn't care where or when
974
00:54:40,626 --> 00:54:41,624
we got married.
975
00:54:41,626 --> 00:54:43,260
Could be in the fucking
dark for all he cared
976
00:54:43,262 --> 00:54:44,660
I did not curse on
our wedding day.
977
00:54:44,662 --> 00:54:47,129
You did, you totally did.
978
00:54:47,131 --> 00:54:50,867
And you said that nothing
could ruin this day
979
00:54:50,869 --> 00:54:53,772
because it would
always be our day.
980
00:54:55,541 --> 00:54:56,543
Wow, that's
981
00:54:57,610 --> 00:54:59,546
- that's beautiful.
- Yeah, that's really beautiful.
982
00:55:00,813 --> 00:55:03,012
We should remember
that for our wedding.
983
00:55:03,014 --> 00:55:04,280
I thought you were married.
984
00:55:04,282 --> 00:55:05,582
No we are, we just
985
00:55:05,584 --> 00:55:06,649
we never had a real wedding.
986
00:55:06,651 --> 00:55:08,053
Probably never will.
987
00:55:08,887 --> 00:55:10,086
No, we're going to.
988
00:55:10,088 --> 00:55:11,854
We're going to, now that I can
afford it, we're going to.
989
00:55:11,856 --> 00:55:13,624
I think in March, right?
990
00:55:13,626 --> 00:55:14,624
Sure.
991
00:55:14,626 --> 00:55:17,693
March is great, springtime.
992
00:55:17,695 --> 00:55:19,562
So Dan, what is
it that you do again?
993
00:55:19,564 --> 00:55:21,532
I know you don't get to
see Franny very often
994
00:55:21,534 --> 00:55:24,133
'cause she's locked up in
duck, duck, goose jail with me.
995
00:55:24,135 --> 00:55:27,537
I'm a dog-walker,
so I do I walk dogs.
996
00:55:27,539 --> 00:55:28,872
Why did I think
that you're an actor?
997
00:55:28,874 --> 00:55:30,673
Franny, you told me
he was an actor, right?
998
00:55:30,675 --> 00:55:32,309
- He is an actor.
- Oh I do that as well.
999
00:55:32,311 --> 00:55:35,077
- He's an excellent actor.
- No, no.
1000
00:55:35,079 --> 00:55:38,981
Uh, two years ago was the last
time I was paid to act, so.
1001
00:55:38,983 --> 00:55:41,520
Yeah, I'm an excellent actor.
1002
00:55:42,720 --> 00:55:43,923
Daniel Day Lewis over here.
1003
00:55:49,595 --> 00:55:51,564
I'm a consumer consultant.
1004
00:55:53,999 --> 00:55:55,869
Cool, that's awesome.
1005
00:55:57,903 --> 00:56:01,271
I'm really sorry about the fish.
1006
00:56:01,273 --> 00:56:02,573
- Oh, no.
- Oh, no.
1007
00:56:02,575 --> 00:56:05,108
I just feel so bad.
1008
00:56:05,110 --> 00:56:06,709
It was supposed to be like a
1009
00:56:06,711 --> 00:56:09,713
like a poached
halibut um something,
1010
00:56:09,715 --> 00:56:11,847
- brown sauce.
- No, fish is hard.
1011
00:56:11,849 --> 00:56:14,283
- Lemon really helps.
- Mhm.
1012
00:56:14,285 --> 00:56:16,053
Yeah it is, it is hard,
1013
00:56:16,055 --> 00:56:18,622
that's why I told you
you shouldn't try it.
1014
00:56:18,624 --> 00:56:19,890
Which wasn't very helpful.
1015
00:56:19,892 --> 00:56:21,591
Well, I set the table.
1016
00:56:21,593 --> 00:56:22,725
You did.
1017
00:56:22,727 --> 00:56:24,727
He did set the table.
1018
00:56:24,729 --> 00:56:26,565
And the forks are
on the left side.
1019
00:56:32,037 --> 00:56:33,870
Oh, babe?
1020
00:56:33,872 --> 00:56:36,640
Will you get more wine?
1021
00:56:39,611 --> 00:56:41,311
Did I tell you I'm
training for a marathon?
1022
00:56:41,313 --> 00:56:42,678
What?
1023
00:56:42,680 --> 00:56:44,648
You're becoming one
of those people?
1024
00:56:46,619 --> 00:56:49,322
- I know, it's awful.
- It's awful.
1025
00:56:51,990 --> 00:56:54,091
Uh, I got some, uh,
1026
00:56:54,093 --> 00:56:56,258
some leftovers if you
guys are interested.
1027
00:56:56,260 --> 00:56:58,096
It's leftover chicken
from this morning.
1028
00:57:00,331 --> 00:57:02,334
If you guys want
some, it's chicken.
1029
00:57:04,769 --> 00:57:06,135
Want some honey?
1030
00:57:06,137 --> 00:57:07,169
- Sure.
- It's for you.
1031
00:57:07,171 --> 00:57:08,675
Thank you babe. Mmm.
1032
00:57:10,843 --> 00:57:12,776
- Want some?
- Oh, it's really good.
1033
00:57:12,778 --> 00:57:13,977
Thank you.
1034
00:57:20,653 --> 00:57:22,019
I'll-I'll have some.
1035
00:57:22,021 --> 00:57:24,153
- That looks good.
- You don't have to do that.
1036
00:57:24,155 --> 00:57:25,155
It's fine.
1037
00:57:25,157 --> 00:57:26,359
Oh, it smells good.
1038
00:57:27,126 --> 00:57:28,258
You want some?
1039
00:57:28,260 --> 00:57:29,392
- I'm okay, thank you.
- You sure?
1040
00:57:29,394 --> 00:57:31,294
- It's really delicious.
- No I'm really okay,
1041
00:57:31,296 --> 00:57:32,394
- thank you.
- It's good and cold.
1042
00:57:32,396 --> 00:57:34,430
There's dark meat
and some light meat.
1043
00:57:34,432 --> 00:57:35,798
And I don't know, what's
the difference between
1044
00:57:35,800 --> 00:57:37,166
dark meat and light meat?
1045
00:57:37,168 --> 00:57:38,801
- The colour.
- The kind of the-
1046
00:57:38,803 --> 00:57:41,037
- the kind of the chicken.
- Where-
1047
00:57:41,039 --> 00:57:42,205
Yeah.
1048
00:57:42,207 --> 00:57:45,341
The owner of this house has
unbelievable penmanship.
1049
00:57:45,343 --> 00:57:46,709
- Gorgeous!
- I'll say that for her.
1050
00:57:46,711 --> 00:57:47,711
This is incredible.
1051
00:57:47,713 --> 00:57:49,345
Yes, this is the chick.
1052
00:57:49,347 --> 00:57:53,716
That's her face and this
is the inside of her soul.
1053
00:57:53,718 --> 00:57:55,017
- Wait a second.
- Wait, you gotta read,
1054
00:57:55,019 --> 00:57:57,988
you gotta wait 'til
you get to the poetry.
1055
00:57:57,990 --> 00:57:59,455
There's verse?
1056
00:57:59,457 --> 00:58:00,890
This chick, she writes like,
she's in these fucking movies
1057
00:58:00,892 --> 00:58:02,758
but she writes.
1058
00:58:02,760 --> 00:58:04,827
This is gorgeous,
these are gorgeous.
1059
00:58:04,829 --> 00:58:06,062
- Gorgeous.
- These are gorgeous.
1060
00:58:06,064 --> 00:58:07,731
We should use these.
1061
00:58:07,733 --> 00:58:08,899
What's her rhyme
scheme of choice?
1062
00:58:08,901 --> 00:58:10,700
Hey, hey, stop!
1063
00:58:10,702 --> 00:58:12,369
Stop that, don't read that.
1064
00:58:12,371 --> 00:58:14,403
- Stop reading from that.
- Sorry sorry sorry.
1065
00:58:14,405 --> 00:58:15,705
Don't-don't read this.
1066
00:58:15,707 --> 00:58:17,707
This is-this is private stuff,
1067
00:58:17,709 --> 00:58:18,809
no one else reads this.
1068
00:58:18,811 --> 00:58:20,213
We were kidding.
1069
00:58:20,845 --> 00:58:23,713
This is my job, Franny.
1070
00:58:23,715 --> 00:58:25,782
I have a job too, you know.
1071
00:58:25,784 --> 00:58:26,783
I know.
1072
00:58:26,785 --> 00:58:27,751
Do you?
1073
00:58:27,753 --> 00:58:28,885
Because you're not
treating me with any
1074
00:58:28,887 --> 00:58:29,888
People need respect.
1075
00:58:30,756 --> 00:58:32,888
Huh? People need respect,
she needs respect.
1076
00:58:32,890 --> 00:58:34,093
Everyone needs respect.
1077
00:58:35,093 --> 00:58:36,225
You know, this woman,
1078
00:58:36,227 --> 00:58:38,028
she's-she's-she's
something else, man.
1079
00:58:38,030 --> 00:58:39,232
She-
1080
00:58:40,398 --> 00:58:43,899
she gets it, she understands
and-and you're making fun.
1081
00:58:43,901 --> 00:58:46,336
And that's not nice,
it's very rude.
1082
00:58:46,338 --> 00:58:49,342
I-I-I just-I just think
it's very-very bad taste.
1083
00:58:49,874 --> 00:58:51,874
Oh fuck.
1084
00:58:51,876 --> 00:58:52,876
Oh, Dan.
1085
00:58:52,878 --> 00:58:55,778
Hey man, I'm so sorry.
1086
00:58:55,780 --> 00:58:56,782
Fuck!
1087
00:58:58,751 --> 00:58:59,919
I'm sorry, babe.
1088
00:59:01,220 --> 00:59:02,919
I'll be walking the dogs.
1089
00:59:36,789 --> 00:59:37,990
Jesus.
1090
00:59:39,957 --> 00:59:40,760
Hey.
1091
00:59:41,793 --> 00:59:42,994
What are you doing?
1092
00:59:44,396 --> 00:59:45,394
Ah sorry, I was just-
1093
00:59:45,396 --> 00:59:46,930
I was looking for the bathroom.
1094
00:59:46,932 --> 00:59:48,767
I saw this.
1095
00:59:50,568 --> 00:59:53,836
Now this is some good poetry.
1096
00:59:55,941 --> 00:59:57,006
What's up?
1097
00:59:57,008 --> 00:59:58,841
Are you okay?
1098
00:59:58,843 --> 00:59:59,845
Mmhmm.
1099
01:00:04,983 --> 01:00:07,820
Do you ever feel
like something?
1100
01:00:09,588 --> 01:00:13,793
Sometimes everything
is just hard?
1101
01:00:18,162 --> 01:00:19,896
All the time.
1102
01:00:19,898 --> 01:00:21,534
Do you remember where we work?
1103
01:00:25,604 --> 01:00:27,206
Here listen to this.
1104
01:00:28,840 --> 01:00:32,843
"A mermaid found
a swimming lad,
1105
01:00:32,845 --> 01:00:34,611
"Picked him for her own,
1106
01:00:34,613 --> 01:00:36,979
"Pressed her body to his body,
1107
01:00:36,981 --> 01:00:40,617
"Laughed; and plunging down,
1108
01:00:40,619 --> 01:00:42,184
"Forgot in cruel happiness
1109
01:00:42,186 --> 01:00:44,322
"That even lovers drown."
1110
01:01:07,044 --> 01:01:08,044
God I hope Dan knows
1111
01:01:08,046 --> 01:01:09,916
how lucky he is.
1112
01:01:11,883 --> 01:01:12,883
Thanks for dinner.
1113
01:01:12,885 --> 01:01:14,887
We'll let ourselves out.
1114
01:03:39,331 --> 01:03:40,332
Hey!
1115
01:03:42,367 --> 01:03:43,369
What the?
1116
01:03:45,137 --> 01:03:46,138
Franny?
1117
01:03:47,171 --> 01:03:49,507
You just rear ended my car!
1118
01:03:51,476 --> 01:03:52,508
Um-
1119
01:03:52,510 --> 01:03:53,544
You texted me
1120
01:03:53,546 --> 01:03:55,512
that it was like an
emergency or something-
1121
01:03:55,514 --> 01:03:57,079
No, I'm fine.
1122
01:03:57,081 --> 01:03:59,084
- Are you drunk?
- Everything's fine, no.
1123
01:04:00,151 --> 01:04:01,550
You're a little drunk.
1124
01:04:01,552 --> 01:04:03,388
No, I-I'm fine. I just-
1125
01:04:04,822 --> 01:04:05,655
Just what?
1126
01:04:05,657 --> 01:04:09,028
It was hoping that,
uh, like, um.
1127
01:04:10,227 --> 01:04:11,229
What?
1128
01:04:12,664 --> 01:04:13,666
What?
1129
01:04:26,144 --> 01:04:28,781
We can go to my apartment.
1130
01:04:31,215 --> 01:04:32,217
Yeah.
1131
01:04:33,285 --> 01:04:34,283
Right here?
1132
01:04:34,285 --> 01:04:35,287
Yeah.
1133
01:04:40,224 --> 01:04:41,427
Is that okay?
1134
01:04:45,197 --> 01:04:46,695
Oh, my god.
1135
01:04:46,697 --> 01:04:48,097
Are they your tits?
1136
01:04:48,099 --> 01:04:49,101
Oh, I'm sorry.
1137
01:04:50,769 --> 01:04:52,234
- What?
- My shoes.
1138
01:04:52,236 --> 01:04:53,439
Oh.
1139
01:04:54,106 --> 01:04:55,541
All right, there.
1140
01:04:57,275 --> 01:04:58,441
Is that all right?
1141
01:04:58,443 --> 01:04:59,645
Yeah, okay.
1142
01:05:00,244 --> 01:05:02,245
Okay, okay.
1143
01:05:07,151 --> 01:05:08,251
- Is that all right?
- Yeah.
1144
01:05:08,253 --> 01:05:09,885
- Yeah?
- This is good, right?
1145
01:05:09,887 --> 01:05:12,454
- Yeah.
- It's what we wanted.
1146
01:05:12,456 --> 01:05:14,591
Yeah, absolutely.
1147
01:05:23,200 --> 01:05:24,070
Okay.
1148
01:05:24,903 --> 01:05:26,105
You okay?
1149
01:05:28,807 --> 01:05:29,809
Oh, uh.
1150
01:05:40,619 --> 01:05:42,285
Okay, yeah, I'm going to cum.
1151
01:05:42,287 --> 01:05:43,620
Okay, don't cum inside.
1152
01:05:43,622 --> 01:05:46,689
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
1153
01:05:46,691 --> 01:05:48,127
Sorry, sorry.
1154
01:05:49,293 --> 01:05:51,296
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
1155
01:05:53,164 --> 01:05:54,166
Okay.
1156
01:05:55,599 --> 01:05:56,802
Oh, shit.
1157
01:05:57,602 --> 01:05:59,438
- That's, there, ah.
- All right.
1158
01:06:07,178 --> 01:06:08,180
Sorry.
1159
01:06:09,381 --> 01:06:10,382
Oh god.
1160
01:06:14,485 --> 01:06:15,484
Wow.
1161
01:06:15,486 --> 01:06:17,387
It's a whole process, huh?
1162
01:06:17,389 --> 01:06:18,390
Yeah.
1163
01:06:19,791 --> 01:06:20,793
Okay.
1164
01:06:25,963 --> 01:06:28,463
Uh, you'll-you'll shoot
me a text though, right?
1165
01:06:28,465 --> 01:06:29,532
When you uh-
1166
01:06:29,534 --> 01:06:31,233
when you're back, just
so I now you're okay?
1167
01:06:31,235 --> 01:06:33,271
- Yeah.
- Okay.
1168
01:07:48,880 --> 01:07:49,881
Franny?
1169
01:07:52,816 --> 01:07:54,320
Where were you?
1170
01:07:56,553 --> 01:07:58,356
On a walk.
1171
01:08:02,827 --> 01:08:04,830
Tonight was the worst.
1172
01:08:06,298 --> 01:08:08,398
I know.
1173
01:08:08,400 --> 01:08:09,399
I know, I'm sorry.
1174
01:08:09,401 --> 01:08:10,769
That was my fault.
1175
01:08:11,836 --> 01:08:12,972
All my fault.
1176
01:08:26,351 --> 01:08:28,353
What's with you
and that diary?
1177
01:08:33,758 --> 01:08:34,960
Nothing.
1178
01:08:43,401 --> 01:08:45,470
What's with you
and that guy?
1179
01:08:51,942 --> 01:08:53,344
Nothing.
1180
01:09:03,554 --> 01:09:05,390
Hey, don't cry.
1181
01:09:06,424 --> 01:09:07,459
Come here.
1182
01:09:08,360 --> 01:09:10,396
Don't cry.
Come here, baby
1183
01:09:11,528 --> 01:09:12,731
I'm sorry.
1184
01:09:17,434 --> 01:09:18,670
I'm sorry too.
1185
01:09:20,871 --> 01:09:22,073
It's okay.
1186
01:09:23,508 --> 01:09:24,510
I love you.
1187
01:09:28,513 --> 01:09:31,383
- I love you, too.
- I love you.
1188
01:09:33,518 --> 01:09:34,516
Ow, ow.
1189
01:09:34,518 --> 01:09:37,854
You got to be careful
because I hurt my nose.
1190
01:09:37,856 --> 01:09:39,058
It's hurting.
1191
01:10:12,589 --> 01:10:13,890
Are you okay?
1192
01:10:13,892 --> 01:10:16,795
Oh.
1193
01:11:08,812 --> 01:11:10,980
No, not a choreographer.
1194
01:11:10,982 --> 01:11:12,618
Like, an actual...
1195
01:11:13,785 --> 01:11:15,618
Anyway, can we just
find something else
1196
01:11:15,620 --> 01:11:16,921
besides a v-neck?
1197
01:11:18,255 --> 01:11:20,655
No, I'm not being funny.
1198
01:11:20,657 --> 01:11:22,492
Please just like, something,
1199
01:11:22,494 --> 01:11:23,695
something slimming.
1200
01:11:24,562 --> 01:11:25,627
Yeah, I don't care.
1201
01:11:25,629 --> 01:11:26,762
He doesn't look good in cords.
1202
01:11:26,764 --> 01:11:28,029
You can tell him from me,
it's not the lighting.
1203
01:11:28,031 --> 01:11:28,830
It's his face.
1204
01:11:28,832 --> 01:11:31,601
Trust me, orzo is
not gluten free.
1205
01:11:31,603 --> 01:11:32,868
I don't care what
he's telling you.
1206
01:11:32,870 --> 01:11:34,870
The catering is
absolute garbage.
1207
01:11:34,872 --> 01:11:37,172
We need more sandwiches.
1208
01:11:37,174 --> 01:11:38,576
Bye.
1209
01:11:41,679 --> 01:11:42,878
Hello.
1210
01:11:42,880 --> 01:11:44,482
Hi.
1211
01:11:45,215 --> 01:11:46,451
How are you?
1212
01:11:47,285 --> 01:11:48,586
I'm good.
1213
01:11:52,557 --> 01:11:53,559
How'd you sleep?
1214
01:11:54,893 --> 01:11:56,559
Um, I slept great.
1215
01:11:56,561 --> 01:11:57,563
How 'bout you?
1216
01:11:58,897 --> 01:12:00,131
Good, good.
1217
01:12:05,303 --> 01:12:08,303
Uh, so last night, I-
1218
01:12:08,305 --> 01:12:09,271
Hey, you know, I have to-
1219
01:12:09,273 --> 01:12:12,807
I have to get these
revisions to Gavin asap.
1220
01:12:12,809 --> 01:12:14,743
Cool, okay.
1221
01:12:14,745 --> 01:12:17,515
But I'll see you later, okay?
1222
01:12:27,858 --> 01:12:28,861
House keys,
1223
01:12:29,594 --> 01:12:32,028
um eye drops, medicine.
1224
01:12:32,030 --> 01:12:33,029
Yep, that's it, boys.
1225
01:12:33,031 --> 01:12:35,030
I think that's it.
1226
01:12:35,032 --> 01:12:38,700
So in an hour, your
mom's going to be back
1227
01:12:38,702 --> 01:12:41,002
and, uh that's it
1228
01:12:41,004 --> 01:12:42,607
then I'll be gone.
1229
01:13:47,938 --> 01:13:49,337
- Hey.
- Oh, my god!
1230
01:13:49,339 --> 01:13:50,672
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
1231
01:13:50,674 --> 01:13:52,675
Oh, uh.
1232
01:13:52,677 --> 01:13:53,679
Who are you?
1233
01:13:54,778 --> 01:13:55,712
What are you doing here?
1234
01:13:55,714 --> 01:13:58,013
Oh, I'm the, uh, I'm
the-the dog sitter.
1235
01:13:58,015 --> 01:13:59,347
Who are you?
1236
01:13:59,349 --> 01:14:01,283
I'm here to take
care of the dogs.
1237
01:14:01,285 --> 01:14:03,689
Hailey said you'd be gone?
1238
01:14:04,821 --> 01:14:06,657
Yeah, yep.
1239
01:14:07,791 --> 01:14:09,257
Yep. That's where I'm going.
1240
01:14:09,259 --> 01:14:10,661
Um, I'm going now.
1241
01:14:11,763 --> 01:14:15,096
Um, I-I gave uh
Apollo his eye drops
1242
01:14:15,098 --> 01:14:16,666
and I-I fed both the dogs.
1243
01:14:17,669 --> 01:14:18,670
See ya.
1244
01:14:31,848 --> 01:14:32,851
Stupid.
1245
01:15:28,171 --> 01:15:29,741
Are you happy?
1246
01:15:31,442 --> 01:15:32,678
Yeah.
1247
01:15:36,880 --> 01:15:38,717
Want some ice cream?
1248
01:15:39,049 --> 01:15:40,251
Nnn nnn.
1249
01:16:14,951 --> 01:16:15,954
Hey.
1250
01:16:16,954 --> 01:16:18,156
Love you.
1251
01:16:19,223 --> 01:16:20,759
Love you too.
1252
01:16:57,961 --> 01:17:01,997
This girl is getting
married tomorrow!
1253
01:17:55,018 --> 01:17:58,953
Ugh, okay sweetie,
1254
01:17:58,955 --> 01:18:01,090
it's time for you to go home.
1255
01:18:09,232 --> 01:18:11,969
No, I don't wanna, I'm
going to stay here.
1256
01:18:14,037 --> 01:18:15,272
You look so pretty.
1257
01:19:45,062 --> 01:19:46,097
I'm fine.
1258
01:20:04,482 --> 01:20:06,051
Everything's fine.
1259
01:20:08,184 --> 01:20:10,351
I'm just stressed,
which is normal.
1260
01:20:10,353 --> 01:20:11,520
Everyone's stressed.
1261
01:20:11,522 --> 01:20:14,059
Shh, just take a deep breath.
1262
01:20:26,170 --> 01:20:27,336
Maybe it's just like,
1263
01:20:27,338 --> 01:20:29,171
that the first
year of marriage
1264
01:20:29,173 --> 01:20:30,172
is the hardest, you know?
1265
01:20:30,174 --> 01:20:31,977
Like, that old saying.
1266
01:20:33,244 --> 01:20:36,310
And like, in a few years,
1267
01:20:36,312 --> 01:20:38,146
I'll look back
at it and laugh.
1268
01:20:39,150 --> 01:20:40,382
Baby, look at me.
1269
01:20:40,384 --> 01:20:42,083
That saying's bullshit.
1270
01:20:42,085 --> 01:20:43,552
The first year
should be your best.
1271
01:20:43,554 --> 01:20:45,319
It wasn't, none of us
would stick around
1272
01:20:45,321 --> 01:20:48,356
because it only gets harder.
1273
01:20:48,358 --> 01:20:49,561
Much harder.
1274
01:20:51,262 --> 01:20:54,062
That's horrible.
1275
01:20:54,064 --> 01:20:55,265
Life is horrible.
1276
01:20:57,535 --> 01:20:58,536
Baby girl.
1277
01:21:02,205 --> 01:21:05,009
You should be busting
at the seams right now.
1278
01:21:07,244 --> 01:21:08,045
No.
1279
01:21:11,247 --> 01:21:13,449
I feel really stupid.
1280
01:21:13,451 --> 01:21:15,286
Oh no, baby, no.
1281
01:21:16,620 --> 01:21:18,520
I just feel bad.
1282
01:21:18,522 --> 01:21:20,125
Oh my sweetheart, no.
1283
01:21:27,263 --> 01:21:28,864
You didn't hug me
enough as a kid.
1284
01:21:28,866 --> 01:21:31,766
I think that's why I
have so many problems.
1285
01:21:37,707 --> 01:21:39,309
Really?
1286
01:22:41,504 --> 01:22:45,175
I was a bad wife.
1287
01:22:51,948 --> 01:22:54,451
I think I was a bad wife too.
1288
01:23:22,245 --> 01:23:24,245
Come on, guys!
1289
01:23:24,247 --> 01:23:25,480
Hey guys, hello.
1290
01:23:26,650 --> 01:23:27,748
I'm so bad at this.
1291
01:23:27,750 --> 01:23:29,351
Um, hi.
1292
01:23:29,353 --> 01:23:33,422
Thank you all for being
here for our wedding party
1293
01:23:33,424 --> 01:23:36,225
for a wedding that
already happened.
1294
01:23:36,227 --> 01:23:38,930
We like to do
everything backwards.
1295
01:23:45,402 --> 01:23:46,437
Um...
1296
01:23:48,371 --> 01:23:51,273
but that's not the only
reason why we're here.
1297
01:23:51,275 --> 01:23:55,245
Yeah, there's something else
that we need to tell you, um-
1298
01:23:58,749 --> 01:24:00,751
We don't want to
be married anymore.
1299
01:24:04,254 --> 01:24:06,723
We tried it and
it wasn't for us.
1300
01:24:13,731 --> 01:24:14,933
We tried.
1301
01:24:17,034 --> 01:24:19,603
You don't know if
you don't try.
1302
01:24:22,406 --> 01:24:23,408
To Franny.
1303
01:24:26,442 --> 01:24:28,278
- Cheers.
- Cheers!
1304
01:25:49,362 --> 01:25:54,362
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