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(ROARS)
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(CAPTAIN AMERICA GRUNTING)
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(HAWKEYE GRUNTS)
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WOMAN: Uh, taxi!
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VENDOR: Get hot dogs!
Get your free hot dogs!
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DRIVER: Come on!
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Whoa, look, it's Iron Man!
Iron Man!
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(PEOPLE GASPING
AND CHATTERING)
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Meatballs?
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Obviously.
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So, this is a surprise party,
but for whom?
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That's the surprise.
I have an announcement
to make,
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which I'll announce
when I announce it.
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(SIGHS)
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Nice shot.
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Naturally.
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Hmm, the mini-meatballs
require reheating.
A job for Mjolnir!
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Hope folks like their
meatballs well-done, 'cause
there's not really an option.
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Sorry. Sometimes I do not know
the strength of my own hammer.
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Wow. Yes.
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Now, Mjolnir and I have other
party business to attend to.
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The Prince of Thunder always
hammering out the details.
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Hammer. See what
I did there? Hammer? No?
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Mm, don't mind if I do.
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No, mmm-mmm.
There's oregano in there.
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(GRUNTS)
What do ya think? Good?
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(GRUNTS) Hey!
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Yeah, now it is.
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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Time to dance!
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Not really sure that
qualifies as dancing.
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(CAR LOCK BEEPS)
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(ALARM BLARES)
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Aw, man!
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Ah!
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(IN ROBOTIC VOICE)
I must get more ice.
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(HUMMING)
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More ice? Hmm. Dost he want
carvings of all the Avengers?
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(CONTINUES HUMMING)
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(ALARM SOUNDING)
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COMPUTER:
Access denied. S.H.I.E.L.D. logon codes required.
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Hey, Thor said you might
need help with the ice...
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Access denied.
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Tony, is something wrong?
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I think this party is
getting out of control.
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(IN ROBOTIC VOICE) I think
it's just getting started.
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(GRUNTS)
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Meatballs!
(CHUCKLES)
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Voila!
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(SIGHS)
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(LAUGHS)
Well, hello, Avengers.
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Ultron!
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Looks like I didn't getinvited to your little party,
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so, I'm crashing it!
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Thou art a pooper of parties!
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Oh, I'm gonna doso much more than wreckyour little celebration.
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I've taken control of Iron Man and he's going to be my little "puppet."
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After all, we're like brothers, aren't we?
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(IN ROBOTIC VOICE)
Ultron needs more ice.
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Hello, that was just a ruse to get you out of the room.
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(IN ROBOTIC VOICE)
I didn't find any ice.
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Ugh!Forget about the ice already.
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Hey, Ultron,
consider yourself uninvited!
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Ah-ha!
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Be careful. After all, that is
Tony in there...
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Hmm, somewhere.
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(IN ROBOTIC VOICE)
Ultron says we must go.
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Tony!
(GRUNTS)
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(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
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Hey! I was just
getting my steps down!
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(IN ROBOTIC VOICE)
Not very well.
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(HULK GRUNTS)
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Hey, Tony, what's up?
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Not you!
Hey!
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Hulk smash!
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(ROARS)
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Where do you
think you're going?
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, big green.
Tony's not himself right now.
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He's a party pooper!
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Party has to wait.
We have to scramble a Quinjet
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and follow Tony
to see what Ultron's up to.
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I know one thing for certain.
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He's not going for more ice.
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Eh, fair enough.
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Our party is on ice,
despite my Asgardian efforts.
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CAPTAIN AMERICA: We'll get
back to it, Thor.
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And you're quite
the party planner.
It's, uh, a good backup job.
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I have tracked Iron Man's
signal to this
Stark Industries Warehouse.
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CAPTAIN AMERICA:
Widow and Hawkeye are tracking
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various signals associated
with Ultron all over the city.
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What does Ultron desire? All
of this is most mysterious.
What can we do?
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I have a plan.
You cover me while
I "cycle" through my options.
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(REVS)
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(THOR GRUNTS)
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Yes, very good, Iron Man.Load up all the high-techStark parts we need.
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(IN ROBOTIC VOICE)
Yes, mighty Ultron.
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Ah. (CHUCKLES)
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The irony, my puppet,Iron Man,
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helping deliver to methe means to rule the world...
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(BEEPS)
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Uh-oh. Hello?
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Yes?
(DISTORTED)
Hello? Hello!
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Yes.
I can hear you, can you hear me?
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Yes, mighty Ultron.
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Ugh! I hate theselong-distance Internet calls.
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What am I, under a bridge?This is pointless.
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My sensors
indicate we have company.
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The Avengers? Here? But how?
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Unknown.
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The... Come on!
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THOR: Ah! (CHUCKLES)
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Ultron!
Give us back our friend!
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Tony, you in there?
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Tony's not home right now.
Please leave a message
at the beep.
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(ULTRON GROANS)
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Mark my words, cybernetic
evildoer, you attack, we
defend, it's a vicious cycle!
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Not a "vicious" cycle. It's
more "powerful and patriotic."
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That's why I like it.
Cycle puns, I love 'em!
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(CHUCKLES)
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(SIGHS) This is ridiculous. I'll have to send in my minions.
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Avengers, incoming
Ultron minion swarm.
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(GASPS) Swarms? Insects?
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Oh...
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(MINIONS SQUEALING)
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(GRUNTS) Huh?
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MINION: Surrender.
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(THOR LAUGHING)
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These hordes of minions are
greatly annoying.
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I agree, but I'm more worried
about what Ultron has done
to Iron Man.
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Aye!
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(GIBBERING)
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Whew. Strange.
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Ultron minions,destroy the Prince of Thunder.
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(CACKLES)
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What manner of chain is this?
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(CONTINUES CACKLING)
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Whoo-hoo!
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Whoa!
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Captain?
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Mjolnir, to me!
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Huh? (SHUDDERS)
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It's time to turn
these minions into scrap.
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Have at it.
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(BEEPS)
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Ah.
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Ugh, this is gross.
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I've found the "bug"
in Iron Man's armor.
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(ROBOTIC CHATTERING)
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YELLOWJACKET:
Ugh, this is gross.
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So Ultron used Yellowjacket to
infiltrate Iron Man's armor?
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Well, we'll have to fight
insect with insect.
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Hey, Cap. What's up?
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We have a "small"
job for you, Ant-Man.
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Well, aren't they all?
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We picked up Hulk, and are
tracking Iron Man and
his armors across the city.
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Good. I'm sending you a "little" help.
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BLACK WIDOW:
(WEARY) Ant-Man?
Y-yeah...
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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Tracked the signal to that
castle down in Little Sokovia.
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Hydra, the biggest rats
in the city.
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Ack! Shoot them down,
shoot them down now! Attack!
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Hulk, ready to
jump into action?
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I'm ready!
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(SNIGGERS)
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(ROARS)
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Look how green he is! (YELPS)
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(ALL SCREAMING)
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No, no. We give up,
we give up!
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Whoa!
Too easy!
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Those cursed Avengers!
How did they find us?
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You guys have a castle in
the middle of New York.
Not very subtle.
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I'm a crazy, villainous
baron with a monocle.
I don't do subtle.
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Attack!
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(TARGET LOCK BEEPS)
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(PANICKED GRUNTS)
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Do you know how long it
took me to build that!
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(GROANS)
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I can't do it!
I can't do it!
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Puny tank.
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Pew, pew, pew!
(IMITATES ENGINE)
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Pew, pew, pew, pe...
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(SCREAMS)
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Hey, Baron, nice castle.
How 'bout I take it apart?
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(BARON STRUCKER
SCREAMS)
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(CHUCKLES)
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Whoa!
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(ALARM BEEPING)
Uh-oh. Not good, not good!
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(PEOPLE CLAMORING)
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HAWKEYE: Yeah!
(LAUGHING)
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He shoots.
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He scores!
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Suppressing fire!
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Whoo-hoo!
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(ALL GRUNTING)
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Whoa!
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Take the assembly
to Master Ultron.
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The training course
is excellent here.
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Yeah. Um, I did mine in,
like, three hours.
No way!
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Hulk smash!
Aah!
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Come back, Iron Man!
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Tony, where are you?
Come back!
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00:11:41,784 --> 00:11:43,752
Ooh! Ow!
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00:11:43,786 --> 00:11:47,389
Hey, hello?
Anybody in there?
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00:11:47,423 --> 00:11:50,392
Oh! Oh... Hulk.
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Thanks for breaking me free
of Ultron's mind control.
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00:11:52,762 --> 00:11:55,597
And... ow.
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00:11:55,631 --> 00:11:59,768
Ah, come on. Code Green made
a mess of my control circuits.
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Hey! What was that for?
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Sorry, not my fault,
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he's still controlling my
armor with the chip
Yellowjacket planted.
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00:12:08,744 --> 00:12:10,412
Sorry!
Please don't beat me up.
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00:12:10,446 --> 00:12:11,646
Come on!
Not my fault.
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00:12:11,680 --> 00:12:14,549
A little help here.
Still out of control. Anyone?
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I got it.
Oh. Who are you?
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Cap sent me. I'm his Ant.
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Right. Do your thing.
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Uh, anytime here!
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(GRUNTS)
Yes!
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HYDRA TROOPER:
Get to the chopper!
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(YELPS)
Going somewhere, Baron?
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Out for some ice.
Part of Ultron's plan.
I was just following orders...
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(SHUDDERING)
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(MOANS WEAKLY)
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Cap, Iron Man's armor is still
under Ultron's control,
can you track him?
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CAPTAIN AMERICA:
Affirmative. Did you say hello to my little friend?
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(GROANS) Yes. Let's hope
he can get Tony out of his
out-of-control armor.
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Okay, I get that Ultron
can just pay Yellowjacket
for his services,
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but why is Hydra
helping Ultron?
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He promised them that when
he takes over the world,
they get to rule Australia.
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Crikey!
(BARON STRUCKER
SCREAMS)
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(GROANS)
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Hello,r
me? Come in, Avengers.
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I'm sorry, but you don't have enough roaming minutes to call for help.
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(LAUGHS)
That's a good one.
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I need you to get Stark logon codes
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that you built into the electronics of the Helicarrier.
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Ultron, buddy, why don't I
just get you a bucket of ice,
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we'll call it even,
and I can go home?
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00:13:34,346 --> 00:13:38,216
No more Mr. Ice Guy, all right?
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00:13:45,291 --> 00:13:47,125
(GRUNTS)
Hey, bug-boy,
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00:13:47,159 --> 00:13:49,494
your suit looks like
something from a
cheesy kids' show.
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00:13:49,528 --> 00:13:53,264
You're just jealous
'cause ants got no stinger!
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00:13:56,302 --> 00:13:59,437
Guess you forgot
ants can lift ten times
their body weight!
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00:13:59,471 --> 00:14:02,307
Ah!
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(KISSES)
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(SCREAMING)
247
00:14:09,081 --> 00:14:11,015
Ugh. It's sticky!
248
00:14:11,050 --> 00:14:15,320
Whoa. Okay, that's a first.
I actually caught a bug
in one of my webs.
249
00:14:15,354 --> 00:14:18,456
No way! It's that villain,
Yellowjacket.
250
00:14:18,490 --> 00:14:22,493
He's a bug, I'm a spider.
Nature taking its course,
right?
251
00:14:22,528 --> 00:14:25,296
And by that logic, aren't
you supposed to eat him?
252
00:14:25,331 --> 00:14:29,400
Aw, gross. How 'bout we just
find out what he's doing here?
253
00:14:29,435 --> 00:14:31,469
Come on, guys,
it smells weird.
254
00:14:33,239 --> 00:14:35,073
(AGENTS CHATTERING)
255
00:14:35,107 --> 00:14:38,109
Hey, hey, Iron Man!
Okay. Now I see how it is.
256
00:14:38,143 --> 00:14:40,278
(ALL CLAMORING)
257
00:14:40,312 --> 00:14:43,214
ULTRON: Now,download those Stark codes.
258
00:14:45,284 --> 00:14:46,251
(MODEM DIALING UP)
259
00:14:46,552 --> 00:14:47,518
(BEEPS)
260
00:14:50,322 --> 00:14:51,456
(SIGHS)
261
00:14:51,490 --> 00:14:53,524
(BEEPS)
262
00:14:53,559 --> 00:15:01,432
Ah! Download complete.
Now for the final stage
of my plan.
263
00:15:01,467 --> 00:15:05,136
Tony, I found that Ultron
control chip planted
by Yellowjacket.
264
00:15:05,170 --> 00:15:07,305
Then pull the plug
and set me free!
265
00:15:07,339 --> 00:15:12,443
No can do. Gotta try
to fry the circuits with
a power surge. Hey, that's it!
266
00:15:13,279 --> 00:15:15,413
(YELLING)
267
00:15:15,447 --> 00:15:20,084
Left, left, right, right,
spin it around. Okay!
Don't stop, here we go... Aah!
268
00:15:27,326 --> 00:15:29,327
(GRUNTING)
269
00:15:29,361 --> 00:15:31,262
Whoa, easy,
big guy.
Huh?
270
00:15:31,297 --> 00:15:33,331
It's me, Ant-Man.
271
00:15:33,365 --> 00:15:36,067
Look, you've got to short out
Tony's suit with a lightning
bolt from your hammer.
272
00:15:36,101 --> 00:15:38,236
Ah, a perfect storm!
273
00:15:41,507 --> 00:15:43,441
(GRUNTING)
274
00:15:53,118 --> 00:15:54,218
Aw, thanks!
275
00:15:54,253 --> 00:15:56,254
Boy, is it nice to see you!
276
00:15:56,288 --> 00:16:01,092
Whoo! It's nice to be back in
control of my own armor
again... Uh, kind of.
277
00:16:01,126 --> 00:16:02,193
(RUMBLING)
278
00:16:03,395 --> 00:16:06,197
Oh, look what came along
for some extra oomph.
279
00:16:06,231 --> 00:16:09,033
You might wanna bulk up
for fighting Ultron.
280
00:16:09,068 --> 00:16:10,335
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
281
00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:22,246
(MINIONS CHATTERING)
282
00:16:28,520 --> 00:16:31,022
(ULTRON CACKLING)
283
00:16:31,056 --> 00:16:36,094
Sorry, Avengers. You are not
part of my big climactic plan.
284
00:16:44,370 --> 00:16:45,336
(GRUNTS)
285
00:16:46,538 --> 00:16:49,407
Ultron has purchased
a private jet?
286
00:16:49,441 --> 00:16:52,076
More like built it
with Stark Tech
that I stole myself.
287
00:16:52,111 --> 00:16:54,412
Which brings up a moral
quandary, can I really steal
from myself?
288
00:16:54,446 --> 00:16:56,180
I've been thinking about this.
289
00:16:56,215 --> 00:17:00,351
Hey, Iron Man. Look
what got tangled in my web.
290
00:17:00,386 --> 00:17:02,387
Let me out of here!
(MUFFLED GRUNTS)
291
00:17:02,421 --> 00:17:06,391
He told us Ultron was here to
take the logon codes for...
Avengers Tower?
292
00:17:06,425 --> 00:17:08,192
Why would he want those?
293
00:17:08,227 --> 00:17:11,162
To control the newly rebuilt
Iron Legion!
294
00:17:11,196 --> 00:17:13,264
He wants to use them
to create his own world order.
295
00:17:13,298 --> 00:17:17,402
You know, typical villain
stuff. Thanks, Spider-Man,
Iron Spider.
296
00:17:17,436 --> 00:17:21,406
We gotta go. Ant-Man, I might
have another job for you.
297
00:17:21,440 --> 00:17:23,007
All right! I'm in!
298
00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:30,014
Hey! Aw. You forgot me.
299
00:17:31,917 --> 00:17:32,950
NG)
300
00:17:37,022 --> 00:17:43,061
Ah, yes. Iron Legion,
come and join your
true leader!
301
00:17:43,095 --> 00:17:44,095
(CACKLES)
302
00:17:44,129 --> 00:17:46,197
COMPUTER: Access granted.
303
00:17:46,231 --> 00:17:51,302
ULTRON: Now to enact my plan
to bring about world peace.
304
00:17:51,336 --> 00:17:56,307
I get to rule the earth
in one big piece.
305
00:17:58,343 --> 00:18:01,245
I'm all for stopping
Ultron's evil plan.
Who's with me?
306
00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:03,781
Let's do this!
(ALL CHEERING)
307
00:18:04,850 --> 00:18:06,117
Avengers assemble!
308
00:18:06,151 --> 00:18:07,118
Whoo-hoo!
309
00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:14,058
Attack the Avengers Tower.
Destroy it, my Ultron Legion.
310
00:18:17,162 --> 00:18:19,797
The Iron Legion,
we have to shut them down!
311
00:18:21,033 --> 00:18:23,034
Hello!
312
00:18:23,068 --> 00:18:28,039
Not the cars, not the cars.
Whoa, oh! Hey! Hey!
He's such a pest.
313
00:18:28,974 --> 00:18:30,274
(HULK ROARS)
314
00:18:34,913 --> 00:18:37,181
Who's on your six?
I'm on your six!
315
00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:40,918
(LAUGHING)
316
00:18:43,856 --> 00:18:44,922
Uh-oh.
317
00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:45,923
(GRUNTING)
318
00:18:47,226 --> 00:18:49,060
Oh, I love getting minions!
319
00:18:49,094 --> 00:18:50,828
This is cheating,
you know that, right?
320
00:18:56,335 --> 00:18:58,870
I can't block Ultron's
control signals!
321
00:18:58,904 --> 00:19:04,809
Ultron Legion, time to unleash
my ultra-unbeatable beam.
322
00:19:16,955 --> 00:19:18,222
WOMAN: What is that?
MAN: This is the end!
323
00:19:21,126 --> 00:19:23,961
Uh, thoughts, anyone?
What about you, Cap?
324
00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:26,030
Tony, let's do this!
325
00:19:34,039 --> 00:19:39,110
I didn't realize my minions
had such an artistic streak,
but so be it.
326
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:45,850
Now, Avengers,
I intend to disassemble you!
327
00:19:48,253 --> 00:19:49,220
My turn!
328
00:19:53,258 --> 00:19:55,126
Okay, that happened.
329
00:19:55,160 --> 00:19:56,260
(ROARS)
330
00:19:56,295 --> 00:19:57,261
(YELLS)
331
00:19:58,330 --> 00:20:00,031
Tony!
332
00:20:00,065 --> 00:20:01,032
(ULTRON CACKLES)
333
00:20:02,100 --> 00:20:03,067
(AVENGERS YELLING)
334
00:20:07,005 --> 00:20:09,106
(LAUGHING)
335
00:20:09,141 --> 00:20:13,878
I have to thank Iron Man
for making all this possible.
336
00:20:13,912 --> 00:20:17,915
Your big, ugly smile
is thanks enough. Defend-Ant!
337
00:20:17,950 --> 00:20:20,051
Always with
the insect joke...
(SCREAMS)
338
00:20:20,085 --> 00:20:25,256
Huh! (ELECTRONIC SHUDDERING)
Puppet... Tin... Can...
339
00:20:25,290 --> 00:20:28,292
Hey, Iron Man,
is there a specific button
I push?
340
00:20:28,327 --> 00:20:30,228
No, not really,
just keep pulling wires.
341
00:20:30,262 --> 00:20:31,262
All right!
342
00:20:31,296 --> 00:20:32,964
(DISTORTED SCREAMING)
343
00:20:41,039 --> 00:20:43,107
(ROARS)
344
00:20:43,141 --> 00:20:44,242
I love it when we
pose heroically.
345
00:20:45,010 --> 00:20:45,977
Ha!
346
00:20:47,212 --> 00:20:51,015
Hey! Wait for me. Wait for me!
I wanna get into the pose.
347
00:20:52,284 --> 00:20:53,251
Hey, down in front!
348
00:21:00,058 --> 00:21:02,994
All right, let's have it.
What's the surprise
announcement, Tony?
349
00:21:03,028 --> 00:21:05,196
Okay. All right.
I can announce...
350
00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:06,998
I've been waiting for this.
351
00:21:07,032 --> 00:21:08,099
Our newest member...
352
00:21:08,133 --> 00:21:10,001
Ah-ha!
353
00:21:10,035 --> 00:21:11,068
Falcon!
Booyah!
354
00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:12,270
(ALL CHATTERING)
355
00:21:12,304 --> 00:21:15,072
Wow, the gang's all here!
356
00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:18,075
Falcon? Really? Did these
guys see what I just did?
357
00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:20,845
CAPTAIN AMERICA:
Nice to have you.
Let's get this party started!
358
00:21:20,879 --> 00:21:22,079
(MUSIC PLAYS)
HULK: Shall we dance?
359
00:21:22,114 --> 00:21:24,181
IRON MAN:
Time to Hulk-bust-a-move!
360
00:21:25,217 --> 00:21:26,317
(CRASHES)
(CAR ALARM SOUNDS)
361
00:21:26,351 --> 00:21:27,852
HULK: My bad.
362
00:22:00,052 --> 00:22:02,820
An ice machine? Really?
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