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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:32,430 --> 00:01:34,405 Do you think we're going to make it? 2 00:01:34,510 --> 00:01:36,234 I certainly hope so. 3 00:01:38,030 --> 00:01:39,918 Well, don't get carried away. 4 00:01:40,111 --> 00:01:42,831 I' m not getting carried away, l' m just trying... 5 00:01:42,831 --> 00:01:44,911 Make sure we live first. 6 00:01:44,911 --> 00:01:48,175 I don't think doing 65 on Route One make us Bonnie and Clyde. 7 00:01:48,175 --> 00:01:51,151 We'd hold up Fort Knox, and we wouldn't be. 8 00:01:51,151 --> 00:01:53,039 Just keep your eyes peeled. Okay? 9 00:01:56,431 --> 00:01:58,352 I mean it, I need some help here. 10 00:01:58,352 --> 00:02:01,168 This is like hydroplaning through the goddamn Bayou! 11 00:02:01,168 --> 00:02:04,016 Don't blame me because you were 2 hours late. 12 00:02:16,529 --> 00:02:20,173 -What's wrong with you? -Nothing, just watch the road. 13 00:02:25,169 --> 00:02:27,056 -Slow down. -What is it? 14 00:02:30,450 --> 00:02:32,370 -Stop. -What do you mean, stop? 15 00:02:32,370 --> 00:02:34,963 -We' ll miss the boat. -No, really, I saw something. 16 00:02:34,963 --> 00:02:38,094 -Saw something? What? -David, stop! 17 00:02:43,410 --> 00:02:45,298 Jesus. Is he alive? 18 00:02:48,531 --> 00:02:50,131 -No! -What? 19 00:02:50,131 --> 00:02:53,971 Don't touch him. We should call the police and not get involved. 20 00:02:53,971 --> 00:02:57,588 -lnvolved? He needs help. -So, we' re calling the police. 21 00:02:57,588 --> 00:02:59,668 -But shouldn't we... -No, trust me. 22 00:02:59,668 --> 00:03:00,596 No. 23 00:03:01,589 --> 00:03:03,312 No cops. 24 00:03:09,589 --> 00:03:11,149 Do you know where you are? 25 00:03:13,109 --> 00:03:15,630 -Sort of. -What happened to you? 26 00:03:15,989 --> 00:03:17,909 Can you move? 27 00:03:17,909 --> 00:03:20,790 -l' m calling the police. -I said no cops. 28 00:03:20,790 --> 00:03:23,189 -We've got a boat to catch. -David. 29 00:03:23,189 --> 00:03:25,077 Alexis, please, let me handle this. 30 00:03:25,590 --> 00:03:28,438 We can't help you if you don't let me call the police. 31 00:03:28,789 --> 00:03:30,350 Then don't help me. 32 00:03:40,951 --> 00:03:42,838 Would you like a cigarette? 33 00:03:44,631 --> 00:03:45,711 Please. 34 00:03:56,312 --> 00:03:59,064 There's nothing in Lincolnville but some payphones... 35 00:03:59,064 --> 00:04:00,631 ...and the ferry... 36 00:04:00,631 --> 00:04:03,385 ...and Pen Bay hospital is only a few miles from here. 37 00:04:03,385 --> 00:04:06,360 Why don't I just swing by. I recommend you get looked at. 38 00:04:06,360 --> 00:04:07,637 No, that's okay. 39 00:04:08,793 --> 00:04:10,680 No doctors either? 40 00:04:11,673 --> 00:04:13,593 Next thing, it' ll be no lawyers... 41 00:04:13,593 --> 00:04:15,513 ...and we' ll all be out of business. 42 00:04:15,513 --> 00:04:18,361 -Time's your boat leaving? -28 minutes. 43 00:04:19,354 --> 00:04:21,077 How far is it? 44 00:04:22,234 --> 00:04:24,154 About thirty miles. 45 00:04:24,154 --> 00:04:26,041 Cutting it kind of loose, huh? 46 00:04:26,874 --> 00:04:31,631 We wouldn't want to set off any radar guns now, would we? 47 00:04:34,715 --> 00:04:36,787 Maybe you should pick it up a bit, dear. 48 00:04:51,932 --> 00:04:53,175 Sorry. 49 00:04:56,732 --> 00:04:58,619 It's not your fault. 50 00:05:00,572 --> 00:05:01,815 So long. 51 00:05:04,573 --> 00:05:07,256 -Thanks for the lift. -Are you sure you' re okay? 52 00:05:07,453 --> 00:05:09,213 Yeah, l' ll survive. 53 00:05:09,213 --> 00:05:11,132 Okay then, bye, now. 54 00:05:11,132 --> 00:05:12,060 Wait. 55 00:05:14,012 --> 00:05:15,900 He said he' ll survive. 56 00:05:17,853 --> 00:05:20,635 -Naw, really. -Please, take it. 57 00:05:23,613 --> 00:05:25,501 -Be careful. -Thanks. 58 00:05:29,374 --> 00:05:30,453 See you around. 59 00:05:35,135 --> 00:05:37,438 I suggest you scrub that hand with ammonia... 60 00:05:37,438 --> 00:05:38,933 ...as soon as possible. 61 00:05:39,295 --> 00:05:40,856 Why, you wanna hold it? 62 00:05:55,231 --> 00:05:56,311 Jesus! 63 00:05:57,152 --> 00:06:00,032 Who taught you to be such a snob? I think it's sweet. 64 00:06:00,032 --> 00:06:02,071 Yeah, so are circus dwarves. 65 00:06:07,873 --> 00:06:11,552 I' ll try and rustle up something edible. Any requests? 66 00:06:11,552 --> 00:06:14,782 I think I saw a Beluga and Dom twin-pack in the coke machine. 67 00:06:15,393 --> 00:06:17,432 -What do you want? -Surprise me. 68 00:06:44,195 --> 00:06:46,051 Oh, God, you scared me. 69 00:06:46,051 --> 00:06:47,939 -Sorry. -Any luck? 70 00:06:49,892 --> 00:06:50,819 Wow! 71 00:06:52,931 --> 00:06:56,412 Remember when the ceiling collapsed in Mustique? 72 00:06:56,548 --> 00:06:58,052 How could I ever forget? 73 00:06:58,052 --> 00:07:00,418 We had to sleep out in that gazebo. 74 00:07:01,572 --> 00:07:05,733 I remember, it's that goddamn scorpion going for my jugular. 75 00:07:05,733 --> 00:07:08,122 It was a grasshopper, and it grazed your foot. 76 00:07:51,432 --> 00:07:54,334 Lexie, what the hell are you doing? I was watching that. 77 00:08:24,074 --> 00:08:26,757 Two shots and you turn into Mae West. 78 00:08:44,971 --> 00:08:46,050 What's wrong? 79 00:08:46,891 --> 00:08:49,771 Christ, we forgot about the food. 80 00:08:49,771 --> 00:08:51,659 -What food? -On the dock. 81 00:08:52,172 --> 00:08:54,668 You can't ring Mike and Mary at this hour. 82 00:08:54,668 --> 00:08:56,332 I' m not gonna let 83 00:08:56,332 --> 00:08:58,219 ...worth of salmon sit out all night. 84 00:09:02,412 --> 00:09:06,092 Mike? I wanted to let you know we missed the last boat. 85 00:09:06,092 --> 00:09:07,852 If it's not too much trouble... 86 00:09:07,852 --> 00:09:10,700 ...could you buzz over and grab the groceries? 87 00:09:13,133 --> 00:09:15,654 Great, so it works out either way. 88 00:09:16,653 --> 00:09:18,573 Thanks. Go back to sleep. 89 00:09:18,573 --> 00:09:19,980 Good night. 90 00:09:20,493 --> 00:09:22,381 They never made the drop. 91 00:09:24,494 --> 00:09:26,763 -What are you doing? -Going to sleep. 92 00:09:28,174 --> 00:09:30,062 -With your coat on? -Yep. 93 00:09:30,414 --> 00:09:31,974 Good night. 94 00:09:34,895 --> 00:09:35,822 Okay. 95 00:09:39,630 --> 00:09:41,037 Good night. 96 00:09:43,470 --> 00:09:45,358 I wonder what happened to that guy. 97 00:09:45,711 --> 00:09:49,231 -What guy? -From last night, on Route One. 98 00:09:49,231 --> 00:09:52,111 Right, " Mr. No-Cops". What about him? 99 00:09:52,111 --> 00:09:54,032 Nothing. I was just wondering. 100 00:09:54,032 --> 00:09:55,755 Wondering what? 101 00:09:56,271 --> 00:09:58,159 If he's alright, that's all. 102 00:10:10,673 --> 00:10:12,233 That's not funny. 103 00:10:12,593 --> 00:10:14,192 I know, l' m sorry. 104 00:10:14,192 --> 00:10:17,040 -But... -But nothing, that hurts. 105 00:10:18,033 --> 00:10:21,830 Right, I have retinal damage, isn't that hilarious? 106 00:10:25,074 --> 00:10:28,594 God. I better go get myself a cup of coffee... 107 00:10:28,594 --> 00:10:30,354 ...before you have an aneurysm. 108 00:10:30,354 --> 00:10:32,433 Boat coffee, living on the edge. 109 00:10:32,433 --> 00:10:34,321 Yeah, that's me, Wild Dave. 110 00:11:59,672 --> 00:12:01,752 Did you remember to bring the camera? 111 00:12:01,752 --> 00:12:03,576 -I don't know, did l? -I think so. 112 00:12:03,576 --> 00:12:05,398 Yeah, you' re right, I did. 113 00:12:59,132 --> 00:13:01,019 Is this gonna be a whole thing? 114 00:13:04,892 --> 00:13:06,780 I' ll see you at the house. 115 00:13:07,772 --> 00:13:09,660 It's just a mushroom. 116 00:13:21,213 --> 00:13:24,094 Guess who I saw on the ferry deck? 117 00:13:24,094 --> 00:13:25,981 -Who? -Jack Hoffman. 118 00:13:26,974 --> 00:13:30,334 Busy at molesting some teenage bimbo in daylight. 119 00:13:30,334 --> 00:13:31,741 Surprise, surprise. 120 00:13:33,054 --> 00:13:34,654 Poor Margo. 121 00:13:34,654 --> 00:13:36,541 Poor bimbo. 122 00:13:42,335 --> 00:13:44,222 Would you be that open? 123 00:13:45,215 --> 00:13:46,142 I don't know. 124 00:13:48,255 --> 00:13:50,230 Wanna have supper at the Blue Heron? 125 00:13:50,336 --> 00:13:51,935 -Tonight? -Yeah. 126 00:13:51,935 --> 00:13:54,815 I thought it might be fun. Maybe dance a bit. 127 00:13:54,815 --> 00:13:58,131 Nah, let's just have a quiet one. 128 00:13:59,615 --> 00:14:01,056 Are you sure? 129 00:14:01,056 --> 00:14:02,747 Yeah, I don't know, l' m just not... 130 00:14:02,816 --> 00:14:04,377 You' re not what? 131 00:14:05,537 --> 00:14:06,780 In the mood. 132 00:14:09,056 --> 00:14:10,136 I see. 133 00:14:16,097 --> 00:14:18,268 Another quiet one. 134 00:14:23,137 --> 00:14:24,698 Well, what do you want, then? 135 00:14:25,537 --> 00:14:27,512 -For dinner? -For dinner. 136 00:14:28,353 --> 00:14:30,306 -How about lobster? -Lobster's fine. 137 00:14:30,306 --> 00:14:32,674 Lobster it is. I' ll have Mike swing over. 138 00:14:32,674 --> 00:14:34,113 No, l' ll go. 139 00:14:34,113 --> 00:14:36,961 -You sure? -Yeah, I could use the ride. 140 00:14:47,075 --> 00:14:49,955 Come on, baby, Wild Dave is taking you for a ride. 141 00:14:49,955 --> 00:14:52,355 -What in God's name? -Just go with the flow. 142 00:14:52,355 --> 00:14:53,475 Where to? 143 00:14:53,475 --> 00:14:55,876 Where did you agree to become Mrs. Weinberg? 144 00:14:55,876 --> 00:14:58,916 -Are you serious? -Next stop: Twin Bards. 145 00:14:58,916 --> 00:15:01,371 -What about the lobsters? -We don't need them. 146 00:15:04,036 --> 00:15:05,443 David. 147 00:15:06,277 --> 00:15:08,164 Get in the boat... 148 00:15:08,837 --> 00:15:10,080 ...my love. 149 00:15:30,694 --> 00:15:31,774 Fuck. 150 00:15:33,575 --> 00:15:34,981 What's wrong? 151 00:15:41,255 --> 00:15:43,142 Take the tiller. 152 00:15:47,174 --> 00:15:48,897 How does it look? 153 00:15:51,656 --> 00:15:54,279 David, it's pretty tricky, why don't we head back? 154 00:15:54,279 --> 00:15:55,621 Give me the read. 155 00:15:56,616 --> 00:15:58,536 O, eight-seven... 156 00:15:58,536 --> 00:16:01,417 ...o, eight-nine... 157 00:16:01,417 --> 00:16:02,344 ...o... 158 00:16:03,336 --> 00:16:05,256 ...eight-six... it keeps moving. 159 00:16:05,256 --> 00:16:08,573 Head up. Take her to a hundred and hold your course. 160 00:16:10,057 --> 00:16:13,000 Why don't we just head back. We can beat it to Brackett. 161 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:15,302 Nonsense, where's your sense of adventure? 162 00:16:17,577 --> 00:16:19,753 -There they are! -You've got the Twins? 163 00:16:19,753 --> 00:16:22,437 Edge her four degrees to port... 164 00:16:22,793 --> 00:16:24,354 ...and we' re dead-on. 165 00:16:35,114 --> 00:16:36,194 Steady. 166 00:16:37,834 --> 00:16:39,722 Hold her right there. 167 00:16:43,594 --> 00:16:46,443 I hope you know what you' re doing; l' m not impressed. 168 00:16:46,443 --> 00:16:47,905 Honey, have a little faith. 169 00:17:09,996 --> 00:17:10,924 Lex? 170 00:17:13,836 --> 00:17:14,763 Yeah? 171 00:17:16,237 --> 00:17:17,644 Are you okay? 172 00:17:19,117 --> 00:17:21,133 I' m fine. I was looking. 173 00:17:21,133 --> 00:17:23,369 I didn't see anything coming. 174 00:17:25,773 --> 00:17:27,181 Don't worry. 175 00:17:28,653 --> 00:17:30,214 Get the flares. 176 00:17:30,734 --> 00:17:32,458 Get the flares, right. 177 00:17:34,414 --> 00:17:36,173 We don't have any flares. 178 00:17:36,173 --> 00:17:38,254 -What? -Fourth of July, remember? 179 00:17:38,254 --> 00:17:41,134 -You didn't replace them? -I didn't think... 180 00:17:41,134 --> 00:17:44,134 Exactly, you didn't think. Make sure we' re not sinking. 181 00:17:56,975 --> 00:17:59,056 -Wait here, l' ll go check. -Check what? 182 00:17:59,056 --> 00:18:01,424 -We don't know where we are. -We' re on land... 183 00:18:01,424 --> 00:18:03,216 ...unless that's a UFO. 184 00:18:03,216 --> 00:18:05,703 -l' m coming with you. -Stay here, watch the boat. 185 00:18:33,810 --> 00:18:34,792 David! 186 00:18:42,675 --> 00:18:45,875 How was I supposed to know? What's he doing, stalking us? 187 00:18:45,875 --> 00:18:48,242 David, do you think so? 188 00:18:52,114 --> 00:18:53,522 Thank God. 189 00:18:57,875 --> 00:18:59,795 Glad to see you guys are happy. 190 00:18:59,795 --> 00:19:02,675 No, we' re not, we' re just glad you' re right. 191 00:19:02,675 --> 00:19:04,595 I didn't know it was you. 192 00:19:04,595 --> 00:19:07,279 I just heard my wife scream. It was instinct. 193 00:19:07,476 --> 00:19:09,712 I've been seeing a lot of instinct lately. 194 00:19:17,973 --> 00:19:20,013 This oughta hold us till it lifts. 195 00:19:20,373 --> 00:19:21,653 When will that be? 196 00:19:21,653 --> 00:19:23,573 You know what they say about Maine... 197 00:19:23,573 --> 00:19:25,963 ...if you don't like the weather, wait 5 minutes. 198 00:19:31,893 --> 00:19:33,781 No, we' re fine, thank you. 199 00:19:36,214 --> 00:19:38,101 Your wife looks hungry. 200 00:19:39,095 --> 00:19:40,022 Thank you. 201 00:19:46,615 --> 00:19:49,655 How did you end up out here, If you don't mind me asking? 202 00:19:49,655 --> 00:19:52,535 I couldn't find a spot to settle last night... 203 00:19:52,535 --> 00:19:54,445 ...so I ended up crashing on the ferry... 204 00:19:54,935 --> 00:19:57,336 ...and before I knew it, she was moving... 205 00:19:57,336 --> 00:20:00,183 ...and when we landed I just started roaming around... 206 00:20:00,376 --> 00:20:01,656 ...the town. 207 00:20:01,656 --> 00:20:03,575 -Haroldsberg. -Right. 208 00:20:03,575 --> 00:20:05,943 I ended up finding, well... 209 00:20:07,416 --> 00:20:09,336 ...sort of borrowed a little boat. 210 00:20:09,336 --> 00:20:10,580 Borrowed? 211 00:20:11,737 --> 00:20:13,559 He really is a lawyer, isn't he? 212 00:20:14,712 --> 00:20:17,396 We get the Harvard Law Review every month. 213 00:20:19,353 --> 00:20:22,102 So anyway, l' m just... 214 00:20:22,233 --> 00:20:24,153 ...sort of zoning out a bit... 215 00:20:24,153 --> 00:20:27,001 ...when all of a sudden, sun goes off like a light... 216 00:20:27,993 --> 00:20:29,913 ...then banged into this place... 217 00:20:29,913 --> 00:20:32,281 ...grouped up past all these screaming seals. 218 00:20:32,794 --> 00:20:34,714 That's when I heard: " Hello, hello". 219 00:20:34,714 --> 00:20:36,602 -Seals? -Yeah, tons. 220 00:20:36,794 --> 00:20:39,642 -My God, this must be... -Seal Rock. No shit. 221 00:20:40,474 --> 00:20:43,419 Captain Compass, I ' m not the one who veered off course. 222 00:20:43,419 --> 00:20:45,394 I didn't exactly have a radar, did l? 223 00:20:51,356 --> 00:20:53,876 -You want one? -She doesn't smoke those. 224 00:20:57,275 --> 00:20:59,031 So, what exactly is it... 225 00:21:00,155 --> 00:21:01,912 ...that you do, anyway? 226 00:21:04,956 --> 00:21:08,272 What do you do to support yourself? 227 00:21:10,172 --> 00:21:11,613 Nothing much. 228 00:21:11,613 --> 00:21:14,012 Is that a full-time occupation? 229 00:21:14,012 --> 00:21:15,899 Yeah, I guess you could say that. 230 00:21:17,692 --> 00:21:19,733 Let's see, no cops... 231 00:21:19,933 --> 00:21:22,013 ...no home, no job, no name, no nothing. 232 00:21:22,013 --> 00:21:24,094 You should run for President in 2000. 233 00:21:24,094 --> 00:21:25,555 Country could start fresh. 234 00:21:27,453 --> 00:21:29,341 That's it, further out! 235 00:21:32,254 --> 00:21:34,141 She is almost free. Keep swinging. 236 00:21:44,735 --> 00:21:47,582 You' re probably wondering about the road last night. 237 00:21:48,414 --> 00:21:49,494 No, not really. 238 00:21:50,495 --> 00:21:53,375 David was a little curious, but l... 239 00:21:53,375 --> 00:21:54,782 It's okay. 240 00:21:57,216 --> 00:21:58,143 Let's just say... 241 00:21:59,135 --> 00:22:01,023 ...sometimes people... 242 00:22:02,015 --> 00:22:03,903 ...sort of catch you when you' re down... 243 00:22:04,896 --> 00:22:06,783 ...and try to take advantage of you. 244 00:22:08,673 --> 00:22:11,356 Then when they find out they can't... 245 00:22:13,473 --> 00:22:14,880 ...well, they make you pay. 246 00:22:17,153 --> 00:22:18,233 Honey? 247 00:22:19,234 --> 00:22:22,081 -Yeah! -Where is the sugar? 248 00:22:24,034 --> 00:22:25,757 Where it always is. 249 00:22:26,914 --> 00:22:28,702 Oh, right. Sorry! 250 00:22:28,834 --> 00:22:30,913 You have a beautiful home, Mr. Weinberg. 251 00:22:30,913 --> 00:22:31,840 Thanks. 252 00:22:32,674 --> 00:22:34,561 It isn't mine exactly. 253 00:22:36,514 --> 00:22:38,882 My great grandfather built it. 254 00:22:39,394 --> 00:22:41,282 -It's beautiful. -Thank you. 255 00:22:44,195 --> 00:22:46,083 Hot, hot, hot! 256 00:22:48,035 --> 00:22:49,795 -Thank you. -Thanks, hon. 257 00:22:49,795 --> 00:22:51,039 You earned it. 258 00:22:57,572 --> 00:23:00,474 I want you guys to know how much I appreciate this. 259 00:23:01,316 --> 00:23:03,876 It's been along time since I've been inside. 260 00:23:03,876 --> 00:23:05,796 -It's our pleasure. -Warm shower... 261 00:23:05,796 --> 00:23:07,203 ...never hurt anyone. 262 00:23:12,996 --> 00:23:14,884 Another day, another day. 263 00:23:26,438 --> 00:23:28,325 Let it die. 264 00:23:29,318 --> 00:23:30,757 I' m beat. 265 00:23:30,757 --> 00:23:32,645 How about you, honey, you tired? 266 00:23:36,038 --> 00:23:37,926 Yes, David, l' m tired. 267 00:23:41,799 --> 00:23:43,522 You don't have to be. 268 00:23:43,719 --> 00:23:45,639 I know, sweetheart, but I am. 269 00:23:45,639 --> 00:23:47,527 I' m exhausted. 270 00:23:56,200 --> 00:23:58,273 No! Let him sleep. 271 00:23:59,080 --> 00:24:00,840 What do you mean, let him sleep? 272 00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:02,662 He's not supposed to sleep over. 273 00:24:02,856 --> 00:24:04,776 I know, but he fell asleep. 274 00:24:04,776 --> 00:24:07,143 That's what sleeping over is, falling asleep. 275 00:24:09,577 --> 00:24:12,457 Come on, you can't throw him out. Where's he gonna go? 276 00:24:12,457 --> 00:24:15,206 Please, he lives on roadsides. 277 00:24:17,257 --> 00:24:20,041 What would people say if they knew who we had here? 278 00:24:20,041 --> 00:24:23,817 The paranoid schizophrenic standing in front of me? 279 00:24:23,817 --> 00:24:26,922 I offer a quick shower, and now we' re harboring a fugitive. 280 00:24:26,922 --> 00:24:30,121 Fugitives who give you bread after you smash their heads in. 281 00:24:30,121 --> 00:24:32,650 If you' re afraid, why'd you drag him back here? 282 00:24:32,650 --> 00:24:36,298 What, and leave him out there after he helped us? 283 00:24:36,298 --> 00:24:37,419 Exactly... 284 00:24:37,419 --> 00:24:38,825 ...helped us. 285 00:24:39,818 --> 00:24:42,218 Great, now l' m Mr. Bad Guy. 286 00:24:42,218 --> 00:24:44,939 You' re not Mr. Anything. In fact, do what you want. 287 00:24:44,939 --> 00:24:46,979 I' m going to bed. I' m tired. 288 00:26:17,136 --> 00:26:18,896 You want me to go, right? 289 00:26:18,896 --> 00:26:20,977 No, not at all, I just couldn't sleep. 290 00:26:20,977 --> 00:26:22,864 I thought you might need a blanket. 291 00:26:24,656 --> 00:26:25,736 Thanks. 292 00:26:28,657 --> 00:26:30,064 Wanna have a seat? 293 00:26:46,898 --> 00:26:48,622 Can I ask you something? 294 00:26:48,819 --> 00:26:49,746 Sure. 295 00:26:51,699 --> 00:26:53,586 Do I make you nervous? 296 00:26:54,579 --> 00:26:56,401 No, not at all. 297 00:26:58,356 --> 00:27:00,079 Are you sure? 298 00:27:35,318 --> 00:27:36,724 Put it out. 299 00:28:00,696 --> 00:28:03,543 -Who do you think you are? -You know who I am. 300 00:28:19,897 --> 00:28:21,785 What are you doing here? 301 00:28:22,138 --> 00:28:23,698 I never left. 302 00:28:24,697 --> 00:28:26,584 Take off my boots. 303 00:28:57,755 --> 00:28:59,163 You are up. 304 00:29:18,877 --> 00:29:20,284 Clever. 305 00:29:21,276 --> 00:29:23,164 Good morning, gentlemen. 306 00:29:26,397 --> 00:29:28,957 Sorry about dozing off like that last night. 307 00:29:28,957 --> 00:29:30,877 Don't be silly. How's your head? 308 00:29:30,877 --> 00:29:31,805 I' ll live. 309 00:29:33,278 --> 00:29:35,198 Thanks for the blanket, by the way. 310 00:29:35,198 --> 00:29:36,126 You' re welcome. 311 00:29:38,558 --> 00:29:40,318 I thought you might be cold. 312 00:29:40,318 --> 00:29:42,398 I was. Thanks. 313 00:29:42,398 --> 00:29:43,805 That was sweet, dear. 314 00:29:47,198 --> 00:29:49,020 -Are you hungry? -Already ate. 315 00:29:50,014 --> 00:29:52,862 -Hope that's okay. -Of course it is. 316 00:30:03,455 --> 00:30:05,343 Great, the phone's dead. 317 00:30:05,536 --> 00:30:08,219 It's probably the storm. Give it a few. 318 00:30:18,657 --> 00:30:20,698 -Sugar? -Two spoons. Thanks. 319 00:30:25,537 --> 00:30:27,424 Oh, my God! 320 00:30:35,137 --> 00:30:36,960 David, it looks amazing. 321 00:30:49,955 --> 00:30:51,199 Not bad. 322 00:30:51,714 --> 00:30:53,315 Not bad at all. 323 00:30:53,315 --> 00:30:55,236 If you do say so yourself. 324 00:30:55,236 --> 00:30:58,083 Well, a man of hidden talents. 325 00:30:59,075 --> 00:31:02,818 -You did this? -Just wanted to say thank you. 326 00:31:07,717 --> 00:31:09,636 Anyway, after I weaseled out... 327 00:31:09,636 --> 00:31:12,516 ...of the vodka-Santa Claus Fiasco at Cheltenham... 328 00:31:12,516 --> 00:31:14,437 ...I show up at Yale thinking: 329 00:31:14,437 --> 00:31:16,325 "Okay, time to crack down". 330 00:31:17,317 --> 00:31:20,997 But of course tragedy struck me before I ever unpacked. 331 00:31:20,997 --> 00:31:23,269 I had the misfortune of being struck down... 332 00:31:23,269 --> 00:31:25,798 ...by the most deadly pair of wild blue eyes... 333 00:31:25,798 --> 00:31:27,813 ...God ever had the audacity to create. 334 00:31:27,813 --> 00:31:31,078 -He was a junior from El Paso. -A Texas boy at Yale. 335 00:31:31,078 --> 00:31:33,638 Yeah, with a bad habit of stealing horses... 336 00:31:33,638 --> 00:31:36,518 ...at four in the morning, and sneaking into my window... 337 00:31:36,518 --> 00:31:40,315 ...with waffles and a bottle of Wild Turkey. He was nuts. 338 00:31:43,174 --> 00:31:44,775 So whatever happened to him? 339 00:31:44,775 --> 00:31:47,492 My mother scared him off and she married a Du Pont. 340 00:31:48,935 --> 00:31:50,695 What's a " Du Pont"? 341 00:31:50,695 --> 00:31:52,734 An obsolete tribe from Delaware. 342 00:31:55,495 --> 00:31:58,496 What about you, have you ever been in love? 343 00:31:59,015 --> 00:32:01,863 Naw, not in any sense of the word. 344 00:32:09,416 --> 00:32:11,496 This was so good. 345 00:32:11,496 --> 00:32:12,936 Glad you liked it. 346 00:32:12,936 --> 00:32:14,824 Now l' m set for a good month. 347 00:32:16,617 --> 00:32:18,177 A month's a long time. 348 00:32:18,697 --> 00:32:19,624 I know. 349 00:32:21,097 --> 00:32:23,658 So, are you two, going across any time soon? 350 00:32:23,658 --> 00:32:26,822 -Across? -The water; to the ferry. 351 00:32:27,497 --> 00:32:29,993 I hope you don't think you' re leaving, do you? 352 00:32:29,993 --> 00:32:31,138 Yeah, I thought l... 353 00:32:33,097 --> 00:32:35,072 I' m sorry, you must not know the rule. 354 00:32:37,898 --> 00:32:39,786 You didn't tell him the rule? 355 00:32:41,257 --> 00:32:42,698 What rule? 356 00:32:42,698 --> 00:32:45,098 If you come to my house, and do what you did... 357 00:32:45,098 --> 00:32:47,722 ...then you have to accept the following challenge: 358 00:32:47,722 --> 00:32:50,379 Delay your windy departure until this evening... 359 00:32:50,379 --> 00:32:54,155 ...so that I may match this formidable feast... 360 00:32:54,155 --> 00:32:57,099 ...with a modest meal of my own; the victor be determined... 361 00:32:57,099 --> 00:32:59,849 ...by the eminent culinary critic... 362 00:32:59,980 --> 00:33:00,940 ...Alexis... 363 00:33:00,940 --> 00:33:02,860 ...Chandler Weinberg... 364 00:33:02,860 --> 00:33:05,260 ...whose impeccable taste has only grown... 365 00:33:05,260 --> 00:33:07,626 ...more precise and unforgiving... 366 00:33:08,140 --> 00:33:09,546 ...over the years. 367 00:33:13,356 --> 00:33:15,298 Rules are rules. 368 00:33:17,260 --> 00:33:18,188 Yes! 369 00:33:29,261 --> 00:33:31,628 Nine. Serving two. 370 00:33:38,158 --> 00:33:41,420 You haven't got a prayer if you let me get under it like that. 371 00:33:48,718 --> 00:33:50,344 You' ll get that later, right? 372 00:33:59,439 --> 00:34:01,327 Game point. 373 00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:12,520 -Fuck! -l' m sorry. I' ll get it. 374 00:34:13,840 --> 00:34:16,688 -Be my guest. -See all that green stuff? 375 00:34:17,041 --> 00:34:18,601 It's poison ivy. 376 00:34:18,961 --> 00:34:20,400 Clever. 377 00:34:20,400 --> 00:34:22,481 -Cowardly is more like it. -Alright. 378 00:34:22,481 --> 00:34:25,328 Put the knives away, l' ll get the goddamn birdie. 379 00:34:26,321 --> 00:34:27,401 Careful. 380 00:34:38,738 --> 00:34:41,138 -Easy, easy. -Hold still, be a man. 381 00:34:41,138 --> 00:34:44,455 That thing feels like a Brillo pad, you be a man. 382 00:35:00,659 --> 00:35:02,700 -Honey? -Yeah? 383 00:35:03,700 --> 00:35:05,608 Will you put some cream on my back? 384 00:35:08,820 --> 00:35:10,380 In a minute. 385 00:35:49,719 --> 00:35:50,799 Lower. 386 00:35:59,480 --> 00:36:03,160 -What are you doing? -Going to play gold, what else? 387 00:36:03,160 --> 00:36:05,080 Really, thanks for warning me. 388 00:36:05,080 --> 00:36:07,800 I told you last week. Where the hell's my glove? 389 00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:10,702 -No, you didn't. -Well, actually, I did, but... 390 00:36:11,640 --> 00:36:14,681 ...Larry Cohen has Lasker teed up for me on the first hole... 391 00:36:14,681 --> 00:36:17,721 ...so I don't have time to play Alzheimer's poker with you? 392 00:36:17,721 --> 00:36:20,441 -The famous Lasker deal. -The one and only. 393 00:36:20,441 --> 00:36:22,362 What's it been, two years now? 394 00:36:22,362 --> 00:36:25,081 Somebody has to do the dirty work around here. 395 00:36:25,081 --> 00:36:26,968 Don't embarrass yourself, David. 396 00:36:28,122 --> 00:36:30,042 I think you' re projecting, dear. 397 00:36:30,042 --> 00:36:32,857 I' ll get the lobsters. Dig up some steamers... 398 00:36:32,857 --> 00:36:35,897 ...and please don't forget the mushrooms. 399 00:36:35,897 --> 00:36:37,338 Where's... what's his name? 400 00:36:37,338 --> 00:36:39,418 Still zoned out on the hammock? 401 00:36:39,418 --> 00:36:41,499 Have him run a comb through his hair. 402 00:36:41,499 --> 00:36:44,345 Larry might stop by for a scotch after golf. 403 00:36:47,194 --> 00:36:49,333 -Put some clothes on, will you? -Yes, sir. 404 00:36:55,899 --> 00:36:57,143 I love you. 405 00:38:16,480 --> 00:38:17,408 Sorry. 406 00:38:22,240 --> 00:38:26,401 Sorry. I just came in here to shut my eyes, if that's alright. 407 00:38:26,401 --> 00:38:27,896 I didn't mean to wake you. 408 00:38:28,897 --> 00:38:30,785 No, it's okay. 409 00:38:32,258 --> 00:38:34,778 -What time is it, anyway? -About three. 410 00:38:35,138 --> 00:38:38,455 -Where's...? -David. He's playing golf. 411 00:38:43,299 --> 00:38:46,179 I think you might've left one of these by the hammock. 412 00:38:46,179 --> 00:38:48,066 I' ll pick it later. 413 00:38:49,059 --> 00:38:50,979 Looks like quite a collection. 414 00:38:50,979 --> 00:38:53,881 Yeah, every once in a while, I float something out there. 415 00:38:54,819 --> 00:38:56,740 Are you a writer? 416 00:38:56,740 --> 00:38:58,628 No, I wouldn't go that far. 417 00:38:59,620 --> 00:39:01,540 Mind if I take a peek? 418 00:39:01,540 --> 00:39:03,427 Only if you don't mind. 419 00:39:05,539 --> 00:39:06,467 No. 420 00:39:18,821 --> 00:39:21,504 Wait, why are these all in different handwriting? 421 00:39:21,702 --> 00:39:23,676 'Cause different people wrote them. 422 00:39:24,517 --> 00:39:27,397 -You said that... -No, they' re my words. 423 00:39:27,397 --> 00:39:29,667 I just don't write them myself. 424 00:39:31,557 --> 00:39:33,117 Mind if I ask why? 425 00:39:34,118 --> 00:39:36,965 'Cause I never really learned how, that's why. 426 00:39:42,278 --> 00:39:44,198 That's every funny. 427 00:39:44,198 --> 00:39:46,630 I hope the transcriber wasn't a nun. 428 00:39:46,630 --> 00:39:48,965 I don't think so, check the bottom corner. 429 00:39:51,879 --> 00:39:53,285 Sandy Diamond? 430 00:39:54,759 --> 00:39:56,679 Oh, Randy. Sweet fella. 431 00:39:56,679 --> 00:39:59,080 Ran a scuba clinic in Des Moines. 432 00:39:59,080 --> 00:40:00,967 A scuba clinic in Des Moines? 433 00:40:01,159 --> 00:40:03,367 You should've seen the " Ashram" in Vegas. 434 00:40:03,367 --> 00:40:04,797 I think l' ll pass. 435 00:40:06,760 --> 00:40:08,647 You' re gonna get that later, right? 436 00:40:23,498 --> 00:40:25,897 Can I get you something? Are you hungry? 437 00:40:25,897 --> 00:40:27,177 No, thanks. 438 00:40:27,177 --> 00:40:28,966 If you need anything, let me know. 439 00:40:36,458 --> 00:40:38,824 That's our honeymoon in Capri, I look awful. 440 00:40:51,339 --> 00:40:54,655 We got that in Prague. Said it belonged to Mussolini. 441 00:41:14,861 --> 00:41:16,748 My dad shot that in Kenya. 442 00:41:26,317 --> 00:41:27,810 Where's this from? 443 00:41:39,918 --> 00:41:43,082 -You don't mind, do you? -No, not at all. Help yourself. 444 00:41:55,279 --> 00:41:56,359 Want some? 445 00:41:58,799 --> 00:42:00,359 Sure, just a touch. 446 00:42:08,560 --> 00:42:11,280 So anyway, Clarice drags me to Bloomies go get... 447 00:42:11,280 --> 00:42:13,360 ...all my new boarding school stuff... 448 00:42:13,360 --> 00:42:18,160 ...and I fall in love with these horrid red pumps. 449 00:42:18,160 --> 00:42:20,549 -Nine years old, huh? -10, thank you very much. 450 00:42:21,041 --> 00:42:23,984 Anyway, the big day comes, l' m all packed up and waiting... 451 00:42:23,984 --> 00:42:26,865 ...in the car to take me to the airport to pick up mummy... 452 00:42:26,865 --> 00:42:29,647 ...who came from Munich to get me up to school... 453 00:42:30,641 --> 00:42:32,561 ...when all of a sudden... 454 00:42:32,561 --> 00:42:35,409 ...Lulu starts reading the Bible to me. 455 00:42:35,921 --> 00:42:37,361 Who's Lulu? 456 00:42:37,361 --> 00:42:40,338 She was the new nanny. Clarice got fired the week before. 457 00:42:40,338 --> 00:42:44,082 -Why? -I don't know. She drank. 458 00:42:44,082 --> 00:42:46,002 Anyway, when we got to the airport... 459 00:42:46,002 --> 00:42:47,922 ...I was so excited... 460 00:42:47,922 --> 00:42:50,770 ...I ran like a madman to meet mummy at the gate... 461 00:42:51,603 --> 00:42:53,682 ...but instead of hugs and kisses... 462 00:42:53,682 --> 00:42:55,603 ...all I got... 463 00:42:55,603 --> 00:42:57,643 ...was a dead cold glare. 464 00:42:59,924 --> 00:43:02,290 Not a big fan of red pumps. 465 00:43:06,163 --> 00:43:07,090 What? 466 00:43:19,541 --> 00:43:20,980 You' re it! 467 00:43:20,980 --> 00:43:22,442 Wait, I can't...! 468 00:43:23,381 --> 00:43:26,228 -Sorry, are you okay? -Better be, you' re it. 469 00:43:30,102 --> 00:43:31,029 Push! 470 00:43:38,582 --> 00:43:39,661 Harder! 471 00:43:50,263 --> 00:43:52,019 Hold it right there, partner. 472 00:43:56,983 --> 00:43:59,831 My name's Tex, what's yours? 473 00:44:04,664 --> 00:44:05,592 Wilma. 474 00:44:08,504 --> 00:44:10,616 Funny, you don't look like a Wilma to me. 475 00:44:10,616 --> 00:44:11,598 Yeah? 476 00:44:12,280 --> 00:44:14,167 Who do I look like? 477 00:44:15,640 --> 00:44:17,528 I'd think you look more... 478 00:44:20,440 --> 00:44:21,847 ...Iike a Marilyn. 479 00:44:25,721 --> 00:44:27,641 Alright, l' m afraid you got me. 480 00:44:27,641 --> 00:44:29,528 Yeah, I think I do. 481 00:44:32,442 --> 00:44:34,165 I think I got you, too. 482 00:44:34,521 --> 00:44:35,450 Yeah? 483 00:44:36,282 --> 00:44:38,006 How's that, Miss Monroe? 484 00:44:40,122 --> 00:44:42,937 -'Cause your name isn't Tex. -ls not? 485 00:44:43,002 --> 00:44:44,725 What is it, then? 486 00:44:45,402 --> 00:44:46,329 Jack. 487 00:44:47,803 --> 00:44:48,730 Jack? 488 00:44:51,643 --> 00:44:53,531 Happy birthday... 489 00:44:55,483 --> 00:44:56,563 ...to you. 490 00:44:59,163 --> 00:45:01,138 Happy birthday... 491 00:45:03,324 --> 00:45:04,251 ...to you. 492 00:45:07,483 --> 00:45:09,305 Happy birthday... 493 00:45:10,780 --> 00:45:12,668 ...Mister President... 494 00:45:14,620 --> 00:45:16,507 ...happy birthday... 495 00:45:17,501 --> 00:45:18,428 ...to... 496 00:45:21,340 --> 00:45:22,420 ...you. 497 00:45:29,982 --> 00:45:31,061 Ready? 498 00:45:33,821 --> 00:45:35,742 Hello? Earth to Mars. 499 00:45:35,742 --> 00:45:36,985 I' m sorry. 500 00:45:37,661 --> 00:45:39,385 Can I ask you a favor? 501 00:45:40,542 --> 00:45:41,949 Sure, what is it? 502 00:45:42,462 --> 00:45:44,767 I've got something on the tip of my tongue. 503 00:45:44,767 --> 00:45:47,320 Would you mind helping me before it slips away? 504 00:45:48,703 --> 00:45:50,110 Okay, sure. 505 00:46:03,744 --> 00:46:04,824 Shoot. 506 00:46:07,360 --> 00:46:08,439 It's funny... 507 00:46:09,279 --> 00:46:11,167 ...your worst nightmare... 508 00:46:12,159 --> 00:46:13,567 This is it? 509 00:46:14,560 --> 00:46:16,764 -Yeah. -Sorry. 510 00:46:19,840 --> 00:46:22,720 It's funny, your worst nightmare... 511 00:46:22,720 --> 00:46:25,567 ...always seems so far away. 512 00:46:29,281 --> 00:46:31,202 Then, all of a sudden... 513 00:46:31,202 --> 00:46:32,282 ...there it is... 514 00:46:34,241 --> 00:46:36,128 ...Iike a monstrous tidal wave. 515 00:46:39,522 --> 00:46:41,889 You try to escape, but you can't. 516 00:46:44,802 --> 00:46:45,729 You struggle... 517 00:46:47,202 --> 00:46:48,609 ...you struggle... 518 00:46:49,602 --> 00:46:50,529 ...you struggle... 519 00:46:53,283 --> 00:46:55,323 ...your desperate cries unheard. 520 00:47:00,004 --> 00:47:01,891 Then something strange happens: 521 00:47:05,860 --> 00:47:07,747 You stop struggling. 522 00:47:10,661 --> 00:47:12,548 Your cries take flight... 523 00:47:15,460 --> 00:47:17,348 ...and you forget you' re drowning. 524 00:47:24,901 --> 00:47:26,981 Yeah, your John Hancock. 525 00:47:26,981 --> 00:47:28,868 Now we can go. 526 00:47:35,622 --> 00:47:37,510 So how' d you and David meet? 527 00:47:37,701 --> 00:47:40,486 I lost my mind for a few years after college... 528 00:47:40,486 --> 00:47:41,827 ...and he saved me. 529 00:47:42,342 --> 00:47:44,229 Sounds like a good deal. 530 00:48:01,479 --> 00:48:03,400 I hope we get lucky. 531 00:48:03,400 --> 00:48:05,123 So, where are they? 532 00:48:05,319 --> 00:48:07,207 Be patient. It's not so simple. 533 00:48:08,199 --> 00:48:10,120 When they' re here... 534 00:48:10,120 --> 00:48:12,008 ...they' re hidden. 535 00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:14,593 When they' re not... 536 00:48:15,080 --> 00:48:16,804 ...you think they are... 537 00:48:17,800 --> 00:48:19,207 They' re clever. 538 00:48:19,721 --> 00:48:21,127 They' re fickle. 539 00:48:21,641 --> 00:48:24,489 They feel you coming and then they hide. 540 00:48:26,440 --> 00:48:27,369 Hey. 541 00:48:36,041 --> 00:48:37,121 Not bad... 542 00:48:37,962 --> 00:48:39,722 ...but guess what? 543 00:48:39,722 --> 00:48:41,762 -What? -You killed it. 544 00:48:42,762 --> 00:48:45,162 You have to break it above the bulb... 545 00:48:45,162 --> 00:48:46,623 ...otherwise no more can grow. 546 00:48:47,563 --> 00:48:49,162 But you have great instincts. 547 00:48:49,162 --> 00:48:50,443 It's a "chanterelle". 548 00:48:50,443 --> 00:48:52,330 David's gonna love you. 549 00:49:06,540 --> 00:49:08,427 I' m in love with you. 550 00:49:08,619 --> 00:49:10,823 I know it's kind of sudden, but... 551 00:49:11,980 --> 00:49:13,867 ...now that I've laid eyes on you... 552 00:49:14,380 --> 00:49:16,267 ...well, it's just all over. 553 00:49:17,260 --> 00:49:19,147 I wouldn't do that if I were you. 554 00:49:25,421 --> 00:49:28,621 The Amanitus Muscarius is a rare coastal mushroom... 555 00:49:28,621 --> 00:49:31,621 ...originally used by the lroquois to combat red malaria. 556 00:49:32,621 --> 00:49:34,061 It also happens to be... 557 00:49:34,061 --> 00:49:36,429 ...a highly potent aphrodisiac. 558 00:49:37,261 --> 00:49:40,742 Then there's its infamous sister the Amanita Rubinica. 559 00:49:41,262 --> 00:49:43,531 Affectionately known as the " Purple Julie"... 560 00:49:44,142 --> 00:49:46,116 ...it' ll kill you in less than a minute. 561 00:49:47,022 --> 00:49:48,782 Guess what they have in common? 562 00:49:48,782 --> 00:49:49,709 What? 563 00:49:51,822 --> 00:49:52,902 They' re twins. 564 00:49:53,743 --> 00:49:55,630 How can you tell them apart? 565 00:49:56,399 --> 00:49:58,439 " Purple Julie", purple poison. 566 00:50:00,399 --> 00:50:02,319 The Amanitus Muscarius. 567 00:50:02,319 --> 00:50:04,206 -The aphrodisiac? -Right. 568 00:50:06,159 --> 00:50:08,368 How do you know so much about mushrooms? 569 00:50:08,368 --> 00:50:09,316 My father. 570 00:50:10,959 --> 00:50:13,712 He used to drag me out here from the time I'd walk... 571 00:50:13,712 --> 00:50:16,305 ...and go on about their differences, their stories... 572 00:50:16,305 --> 00:50:18,606 ...their flavors and their powers, everything. 573 00:50:19,600 --> 00:50:22,288 Should've seen his eyes when he talked about them. 574 00:50:22,288 --> 00:50:23,401 Pure magic. 575 00:50:25,361 --> 00:50:27,084 Does he still come out here? 576 00:50:27,280 --> 00:50:30,160 He committed suicide when I was eight. 577 00:50:30,160 --> 00:50:33,008 -l' m sorry. -Don't be. He's better off. 578 00:50:34,961 --> 00:50:36,722 What about your mom? 579 00:50:36,722 --> 00:50:37,966 We don't speak. 580 00:50:39,761 --> 00:50:40,841 Why's that? 581 00:50:41,681 --> 00:50:43,405 She hates David. 582 00:50:49,362 --> 00:50:51,249 Pick a hand. 583 00:50:57,939 --> 00:50:59,466 What are you doing? 584 00:51:33,941 --> 00:51:35,348 Behave. 585 00:51:35,701 --> 00:51:37,262 I am behaving. 586 00:51:57,431 --> 00:51:58,379 No. 587 00:52:19,480 --> 00:52:21,367 Let's go, it's getting late. 588 00:52:24,185 --> 00:52:25,264 Are you coming? 589 00:52:28,185 --> 00:52:30,072 I have to be getting back. 590 00:52:46,427 --> 00:52:48,314 Look, I just want to tell you... 591 00:52:51,002 --> 00:52:53,043 -I'd like to say... -Apology accepted. 592 00:53:00,283 --> 00:53:02,202 -Hello. -Hi, honey. 593 00:53:02,202 --> 00:53:04,854 How' d it go with Lasker? You've been gone forever. 594 00:53:07,963 --> 00:53:09,370 David, are you okay? 595 00:53:10,299 --> 00:53:12,242 Yeah, it's just... 596 00:53:15,164 --> 00:53:18,045 -I had some bad clams. -You had clams? 597 00:53:18,045 --> 00:53:20,443 After golf? But I got clams for dinner. 598 00:53:20,443 --> 00:53:22,811 -I know. -Why'd you only get 2 lobsters? 599 00:53:24,765 --> 00:53:26,653 Well, I just... 600 00:53:27,645 --> 00:53:30,492 Because I didn't think I want to eat any dinner... 601 00:53:31,005 --> 00:53:32,445 ...'cause of the clams. 602 00:53:32,445 --> 00:53:35,325 Right. And Larry? He didn't come back with you? 603 00:53:35,325 --> 00:53:36,405 No, he didn't... 604 00:53:38,205 --> 00:53:39,965 He said to say hi. 605 00:53:39,965 --> 00:53:41,853 Hi from Lasker, too. 606 00:53:43,966 --> 00:53:45,853 I should sit down. 607 00:53:54,462 --> 00:53:56,350 I think I need a compress. 608 00:53:56,543 --> 00:53:59,391 Will you go into the kitchen and get me a wet cloth? 609 00:53:59,391 --> 00:54:02,588 Lex, he doesn't know where anything is. 610 00:54:03,103 --> 00:54:04,183 I' ll go. 611 00:54:12,703 --> 00:54:14,591 You have a very loyal wife. 612 00:54:16,544 --> 00:54:18,720 I think tonight's not such a good night... 613 00:54:18,720 --> 00:54:20,384 ...for this food showdown. 614 00:54:20,384 --> 00:54:22,304 I' m gonna put him to bed... 615 00:54:22,304 --> 00:54:24,214 ...and run you over to lslesboro, okay? 616 00:54:26,144 --> 00:54:28,032 She may be right. 617 00:54:28,385 --> 00:54:30,905 We should probably take a rain check. 618 00:54:33,825 --> 00:54:35,745 Okay, but I got to say... 619 00:54:35,745 --> 00:54:38,233 ...I was kind of looking forward to the challenge. 620 00:54:41,505 --> 00:54:43,393 You know what, so was l. 621 00:54:44,322 --> 00:54:47,202 I fact, I think a warm shower... 622 00:54:47,202 --> 00:54:50,104 ...and a cold drink will put me right back in the swing. 623 00:54:51,043 --> 00:54:53,923 -David, I don't think... -Exactly, don't think... 624 00:54:53,923 --> 00:54:55,167 ...drink! 625 00:55:08,324 --> 00:55:10,212 It's amazing, David. 626 00:55:29,925 --> 00:55:31,648 So did you two have a good day? 627 00:55:33,765 --> 00:55:35,326 I gave him the grand tour. 628 00:55:42,662 --> 00:55:44,223 How did you like it? 629 00:55:45,702 --> 00:55:46,783 It was nice. 630 00:55:52,423 --> 00:55:55,303 -Good luck. -Thanks for everything. 631 00:55:55,303 --> 00:55:57,063 See you in twenty. 632 00:55:57,063 --> 00:55:59,583 Call the phone company, it's still out. 633 00:55:59,943 --> 00:56:01,023 Done. 634 00:56:02,024 --> 00:56:03,911 Here, this is for you. 635 00:56:04,904 --> 00:56:06,627 How about that? 636 00:56:06,824 --> 00:56:09,158 -How thoughtful. -I made it here. 637 00:56:10,664 --> 00:56:12,552 It's very nice, thank you. 638 00:56:49,002 --> 00:56:50,890 What are you doing back here? 639 00:56:51,883 --> 00:56:54,729 Is everything okay, where's David? 640 00:56:55,723 --> 00:56:57,643 We got in a little... 641 00:56:57,643 --> 00:57:00,261 He's outside closing up or something. 642 00:57:00,523 --> 00:57:02,890 -You got in a little what? -Jam. 643 00:57:03,403 --> 00:57:05,323 Boat died. 644 00:57:05,323 --> 00:57:08,043 -Had to paddle back. -l' m sorry. 645 00:57:08,043 --> 00:57:10,252 I' ll be right back, do you need anything? 646 00:57:10,252 --> 00:57:11,845 A sea plane would be nice. 647 00:57:38,861 --> 00:57:41,000 There you are, poor thing. What happened? 648 00:57:41,741 --> 00:57:44,622 The boat conked out halfway there. It was a nightmare. 649 00:57:44,622 --> 00:57:46,541 -I know, I heard. -Did you? 650 00:57:46,541 --> 00:57:48,942 -Yes, I did. -So, I guess James Dean 651 00:57:48,942 --> 00:57:50,863 ...is gonna be making himself at home. 652 00:57:50,863 --> 00:57:52,783 We could always call Mike and Mary. 653 00:57:52,783 --> 00:57:55,215 What are you gonna do, scream across the bay? 654 00:57:55,215 --> 00:57:56,942 -Right, the phone. -The phone. 655 00:57:56,942 --> 00:57:59,791 Why is this all my fault? You think I want him here? 656 00:57:59,791 --> 00:58:01,232 -I don't know, do you? -No. 657 00:58:01,232 --> 00:58:02,824 Good. That makes two of us. 658 00:58:09,583 --> 00:58:10,510 You know... 659 00:58:11,503 --> 00:58:12,910 ...I look at you... 660 00:58:14,864 --> 00:58:16,304 ...and it' s funny... 661 00:58:16,304 --> 00:58:19,152 ...you don't remind me of myself exactly... 662 00:58:23,184 --> 00:58:25,868 ...but you remind me of a certain time in my youth. 663 00:58:26,865 --> 00:58:29,745 I remember what I used to think love was then. 664 00:58:29,745 --> 00:58:32,592 I thought it was the fireworks... 665 00:58:33,584 --> 00:58:35,408 ...the explosions... 666 00:58:37,521 --> 00:58:39,245 ...the highlights. 667 00:58:45,042 --> 00:58:46,449 But it's not. 668 00:58:50,162 --> 00:58:51,723 It's time. 669 00:58:52,722 --> 00:58:54,610 To go through seasons together... 670 00:58:54,802 --> 00:58:56,526 ...through change... 671 00:58:57,523 --> 00:58:59,411 ...through the ups and downs... 672 00:59:00,562 --> 00:59:02,163 ...to be able... 673 00:59:02,163 --> 00:59:04,051 ...to look your beloved... 674 00:59:04,244 --> 00:59:06,131 ...in the eye and say: 675 00:59:09,044 --> 00:59:10,931 " We did that, together... 676 00:59:11,284 --> 00:59:12,844 ...as one". 677 00:59:14,324 --> 00:59:16,211 " We chose each other... 678 00:59:18,644 --> 00:59:20,913 ...above all others". 679 00:59:27,285 --> 00:59:28,365 That is... 680 00:59:29,206 --> 00:59:30,285 ...Iove. 681 00:59:31,125 --> 00:59:32,947 It's unexplainable. 682 00:59:33,461 --> 00:59:35,021 It' s a secret... 683 00:59:37,301 --> 00:59:39,636 ...that can only be known... 684 00:59:41,142 --> 00:59:42,385 ...once... 685 00:59:42,582 --> 00:59:44,470 ...you've done... 686 00:59:44,822 --> 00:59:46,383 ...the time. 687 00:59:58,422 --> 01:00:00,626 It's nice what you said downstairs. 688 01:00:03,864 --> 01:00:05,587 I meant it. 689 01:00:10,424 --> 01:00:12,344 What a weekend, huh? 690 01:00:12,344 --> 01:00:14,067 You' re telling me. 691 01:00:19,064 --> 01:00:20,952 Sorry I left you alone today. 692 01:00:21,304 --> 01:00:22,866 Don't worry. 693 01:00:24,825 --> 01:00:26,712 So everything was okay? 694 01:00:27,225 --> 01:00:28,152 Yeah, you know? 695 01:00:30,520 --> 01:00:32,408 You weren't bored or anything? 696 01:00:33,882 --> 01:00:35,442 No, not especially. 697 01:00:37,241 --> 01:00:39,609 I mean, I wasn't not bored... 698 01:00:40,121 --> 01:00:42,489 ...I' m glad you got to do what you wanted. 699 01:00:44,922 --> 01:00:45,849 Good. 700 01:00:47,802 --> 01:00:49,842 Just as long as you were not bored. 701 01:01:31,901 --> 01:01:33,209 Morning, sweetheart. 702 01:01:35,805 --> 01:01:36,885 Morning. 703 01:01:38,206 --> 01:01:39,613 What's wrong? 704 01:01:39,965 --> 01:01:41,527 Look in the mirror. 705 01:01:46,366 --> 01:01:49,214 -Christ. -Want me to put Calamine on? 706 01:01:49,726 --> 01:01:51,614 -No. -Suit yourself. 707 01:01:56,862 --> 01:01:59,765 -How long have you been up? -I don't know, an hour. 708 01:02:01,727 --> 01:02:03,450 Are you ready? 709 01:02:03,647 --> 01:02:05,535 Almost. Are you? 710 01:02:09,408 --> 01:02:11,295 Got over an hour. 711 01:02:11,808 --> 01:02:13,247 Where's your watch? 712 01:02:13,247 --> 01:02:15,424 -l' m not wearing it. -You always wear it. 713 01:02:15,424 --> 01:02:16,569 Not today. 714 01:02:23,009 --> 01:02:26,624 So, where's our little friend? 715 01:02:26,624 --> 01:02:28,511 Outside, I think. 716 01:02:32,385 --> 01:02:34,654 -I better take care of the boat. -It's done. 717 01:02:36,225 --> 01:02:38,401 -What do you mean, it's done? -He did it. 718 01:02:38,401 --> 01:02:39,863 -When? -This morning. 719 01:02:42,146 --> 01:02:44,033 Said it was a loose spark. 720 01:02:44,866 --> 01:02:46,753 Speaking of the Devil... 721 01:02:51,585 --> 01:02:54,466 -Morning, David. -lt' ll be ready in a minute. 722 01:02:54,466 --> 01:02:55,394 Cool. 723 01:02:56,546 --> 01:02:58,306 What' ll be ready in a minute? 724 01:02:58,306 --> 01:03:00,067 -My shirt. -His shirt. 725 01:03:00,067 --> 01:03:01,954 It was still wet this morning. 726 01:03:02,307 --> 01:03:04,478 -Don't you have another one? -Nope. 727 01:03:07,907 --> 01:03:09,828 Don't, it's going to spread. 728 01:03:09,828 --> 01:03:11,715 Where else can it spread? 729 01:03:14,627 --> 01:03:16,896 I' ll just go and see if your shirt's ready. 730 01:03:20,388 --> 01:03:22,210 I like your face... 731 01:03:24,165 --> 01:03:27,013 Your watch. The face is cool. 732 01:03:30,885 --> 01:03:32,805 Alexis gave that to me. 733 01:03:32,805 --> 01:03:33,885 It's beautiful. 734 01:03:34,566 --> 01:03:37,765 We fixed the phone, by the way. Alexis and me. 735 01:03:37,765 --> 01:03:40,449 -Really? When? -This morning. Woke me up... 736 01:03:41,446 --> 01:03:44,381 ...and asked me to hold two wires together while she taped. 737 01:03:45,286 --> 01:03:46,530 Any calls? 738 01:03:48,166 --> 01:03:51,206 -Thanks. -So, you' re quite the mechanic. 739 01:03:51,206 --> 01:03:53,703 It was nothing, I found the cable cut out back. 740 01:03:53,703 --> 01:03:55,046 It's probably raccoons. 741 01:03:55,046 --> 01:03:56,807 -Good for you. Any calls? -No. 742 01:03:56,807 --> 01:03:58,567 There were 2 messages in Boston. 743 01:03:58,567 --> 01:04:00,679 Larry called Boston. Lasker looks 50-50. 744 01:04:00,679 --> 01:04:02,503 Tom is desperate for squash. 745 01:04:02,503 --> 01:04:05,000 He's always desperate. Did you call anybody? 746 01:04:05,000 --> 01:04:06,210 No, why? 747 01:04:07,367 --> 01:04:10,344 No reason. I was wondering if it was calling out or not? 748 01:04:10,344 --> 01:04:14,054 Of course it is. How do you think I checked the machine? 749 01:04:18,408 --> 01:04:19,269 Yeah. 750 01:04:20,680 --> 01:04:22,120 Would you like anything? 751 01:04:22,120 --> 01:04:24,520 -No, thanks. -Come on, eat something. 752 01:04:24,520 --> 01:04:25,982 How about a banana? 753 01:04:26,504 --> 01:04:28,392 Dab of milk would be nice. 754 01:04:38,026 --> 01:04:40,106 -So is everything okay? -Yes. Thanks. 755 01:04:40,106 --> 01:04:41,350 Okay, bye. 756 01:04:44,265 --> 01:04:45,673 Who was it? 757 01:04:45,866 --> 01:04:48,550 -Mike. -Good, are they coming by? 758 01:04:49,482 --> 01:04:51,626 Still in Portland with Mary's mother. 759 01:04:51,626 --> 01:04:54,790 They' ll be back tomorrow. Mary says hi. 760 01:04:57,226 --> 01:04:59,114 What's so funny? 761 01:05:00,106 --> 01:05:01,547 I don't know. 762 01:05:01,547 --> 01:05:02,953 Couples, I guess. 763 01:05:03,148 --> 01:05:04,907 Couples? 764 01:05:04,907 --> 01:05:07,084 Maybe someday, you' ll look in the mirror... 765 01:05:07,084 --> 01:05:08,812 ...and have a snicker to yourself. 766 01:05:08,812 --> 01:05:10,153 Come on, David. 767 01:05:12,107 --> 01:05:13,667 Here it comes. 768 01:05:15,947 --> 01:05:17,289 I don't want one. 769 01:05:17,804 --> 01:05:19,244 You always have a banana. 770 01:05:19,244 --> 01:05:22,188 Not today, so next time you feel the need to generalize... 771 01:05:22,188 --> 01:05:25,964 ...you can say: " You almost always have a banana". 772 01:05:25,964 --> 01:05:28,812 Thank you, David, maybe I won't say anything at all. 773 01:05:31,725 --> 01:05:33,765 -May I have a cigarette? -Yeah. 774 01:05:45,647 --> 01:05:47,207 There's more in the fridge. 775 01:05:55,566 --> 01:05:57,127 Would you like a glass? 776 01:06:07,247 --> 01:06:10,411 -Would you like a glass, David? -No, I wouldn't. But thank you. 777 01:06:17,103 --> 01:06:19,624 Are your hands dirty, Alexis? 778 01:06:22,064 --> 01:06:22,991 Excuse me? 779 01:06:23,504 --> 01:06:26,384 I was wondering why you were cleaning a clean glass. 780 01:06:26,384 --> 01:06:29,264 I thought maybe it was because your hands were dirty. 781 01:06:29,264 --> 01:06:32,242 I don't know what kind of poison is flowing through you... 782 01:06:32,242 --> 01:06:34,313 ...but whatever it is keep it to yourself. 783 01:06:35,024 --> 01:06:36,748 Sorry about this. 784 01:06:36,945 --> 01:06:39,537 I know this isn't as much fun as the boat house... 785 01:06:39,537 --> 01:06:42,833 ...but life isn't all cowboys and lndians, is it? 786 01:06:46,546 --> 01:06:47,974 Is it? 787 01:06:48,625 --> 01:06:52,107 What in God's name are you trying to accomplish? 788 01:06:54,226 --> 01:06:56,146 It's not too bright in here, is it? 789 01:06:56,146 --> 01:06:58,418 Honey, would you close the shades for him? 790 01:06:58,418 --> 01:07:01,353 You know how much he likes the shades closed in the day. 791 01:07:05,267 --> 01:07:07,372 All right, l' ll do it. 792 01:07:11,507 --> 01:07:15,021 -You bastard. -I was setting the right mood. 793 01:07:15,284 --> 01:07:18,388 Maybe you should go outside and take a walk and cool down. 794 01:07:18,388 --> 01:07:20,308 -Should l? -Yes, I think you should. 795 01:07:20,308 --> 01:07:22,004 Wouldn't that be convenient? 796 01:07:22,004 --> 01:07:25,364 Especially if I kept walking and then you and Valentino... 797 01:07:25,364 --> 01:07:28,244 ...could call all your friends and maybe even " mummy"... 798 01:07:28,244 --> 01:07:32,085 ...if she' ll take the call, and you let them know that bastard... 799 01:07:32,085 --> 01:07:34,517 ...with his endless mood swings and depressions... 800 01:07:34,517 --> 01:07:37,366 ...is gone once and for all; the gold-digging kike... 801 01:07:37,366 --> 01:07:40,086 ...who squanders the family millions... 802 01:07:40,086 --> 01:07:41,686 ...and makes everyone miserable... 803 01:07:41,686 --> 01:07:43,605 ...is finally out of the picture. 804 01:07:43,605 --> 01:07:46,006 Wouldn't that be a relief? 805 01:07:46,006 --> 01:07:48,534 No more deadbeat days, no more sleepless nights... 806 01:07:48,534 --> 01:07:51,158 ...no more David Weinberg. Wouldn't that be a dream? 807 01:07:51,158 --> 01:07:52,686 I feel so sorry for you. 808 01:07:52,887 --> 01:07:55,126 Yeah, you better be sorry for me. 809 01:07:55,126 --> 01:07:56,886 Who wouldn't feel sorry for me? 810 01:07:56,886 --> 01:08:00,301 Seven years stuck in a coffin with you. 811 01:08:10,423 --> 01:08:11,830 A coffin? 812 01:08:13,784 --> 01:08:14,864 A coffin. 813 01:08:17,144 --> 01:08:19,511 Are you sure you want to say that, David? 814 01:08:20,024 --> 01:08:22,544 I was sure the day I married you. 815 01:08:25,304 --> 01:08:28,152 I just didn't have the courage to admit it. 816 01:08:34,905 --> 01:08:37,142 Have I gone too far? 817 01:08:40,185 --> 01:08:42,551 Should I not be honest? 818 01:08:46,426 --> 01:08:50,106 There she goes: the Lexie Chandler we all know and love. 819 01:08:50,106 --> 01:08:53,146 When in doubt, shut them out! 820 01:08:53,146 --> 01:08:55,067 Shut, shut, shut. 821 01:08:55,067 --> 01:08:57,466 Shut, shut, shut, shut them out! 822 01:08:57,466 --> 01:08:59,866 Shut them out till all the doors are closed. 823 01:08:59,866 --> 01:09:02,138 She's dragged us all down into her coffin... 824 01:09:02,138 --> 01:09:04,146 ...just like daddy. 825 01:09:11,483 --> 01:09:12,564 Get out. 826 01:09:15,324 --> 01:09:16,752 Get out! 827 01:09:19,964 --> 01:09:21,393 Get out! 828 01:09:22,045 --> 01:09:23,473 Get out! 829 01:09:30,525 --> 01:09:31,604 Get out. 830 01:09:35,325 --> 01:09:36,983 Excuse me? 831 01:09:39,165 --> 01:09:40,092 Get out. 832 01:10:05,183 --> 01:10:06,427 David, no! 833 01:10:29,985 --> 01:10:30,913 David! 834 01:11:13,188 --> 01:11:15,359 David, l' m begging you please... 835 01:11:16,068 --> 01:11:16,995 No! 836 01:11:48,870 --> 01:11:50,593 He's all yours, Lex. 837 01:11:51,591 --> 01:11:53,478 Get off my island, David. 838 01:11:55,911 --> 01:11:57,317 Your island? 839 01:11:57,830 --> 01:11:59,652 My island. 840 01:12:00,486 --> 01:12:02,046 Alas! 841 01:12:03,047 --> 01:12:04,291 The wolf... 842 01:12:04,967 --> 01:12:06,854 ...sheds her wool. 843 01:12:07,367 --> 01:12:08,774 Alas! 844 01:12:52,490 --> 01:12:53,896 Are you okay? 845 01:12:55,370 --> 01:12:56,777 Where is he? 846 01:12:57,226 --> 01:12:58,471 Gone. 847 01:12:59,626 --> 01:13:01,514 Did you call the police? 848 01:13:02,506 --> 01:13:03,435 No. 849 01:13:05,387 --> 01:13:06,794 No cops. 850 01:13:40,909 --> 01:13:42,797 What are we going to do with that? 851 01:14:54,866 --> 01:14:56,627 It's funny... 852 01:14:56,627 --> 01:14:59,475 ...your worst nightmare always seems so far away. 853 01:14:59,986 --> 01:15:02,191 Then, all of a sudden... 854 01:15:02,387 --> 01:15:03,987 ...there it is... 855 01:15:03,987 --> 01:15:06,191 ...Iike a monstrous tidal wave. 856 01:15:07,188 --> 01:15:10,035 You try to escape, but you can't. 857 01:15:10,547 --> 01:15:13,395 You struggle, struggle and struggle... 858 01:15:13,907 --> 01:15:15,948 ...your desperate cries unheard. 859 01:15:17,748 --> 01:15:19,635 Then something strange happens. 860 01:15:21,108 --> 01:15:22,515 You stop struggling. 861 01:15:23,508 --> 01:15:24,948 Your cry takes flight... 862 01:15:24,948 --> 01:15:26,388 " Your cry takes flight. 863 01:15:26,388 --> 01:15:28,309 ...and you forget you' re drowning. 864 01:15:28,309 --> 01:15:30,197 And you forget you' re drowning". 865 01:15:30,709 --> 01:15:33,109 Those were the departing words... 866 01:15:33,109 --> 01:15:34,996 ...of a unique woman of courage... 867 01:15:35,829 --> 01:15:37,869 ...for whom the struggles of life... 868 01:15:38,389 --> 01:15:40,593 ...had become too much to bear. 869 01:15:41,429 --> 01:15:43,670 Let me implore you, however... 870 01:15:43,670 --> 01:15:45,557 ...amidst your sorrow... 871 01:15:46,070 --> 01:15:48,917 ...to remember little Lexie Chandler... 872 01:15:49,430 --> 01:15:52,246 ...the incarnation of pure innocence... 873 01:15:52,246 --> 01:15:54,167 ...and wondrous joy... 874 01:15:54,167 --> 01:15:56,086 ...bounding barefoot... 875 01:15:56,086 --> 01:15:58,006 ...along the rocky shores... 876 01:15:58,006 --> 01:15:59,413 ...of Dark Harbor. 877 01:16:40,249 --> 01:16:42,453 That was a beautiful service, Paul. 878 01:16:55,067 --> 01:16:55,994 David. 879 01:17:02,267 --> 01:17:03,194 Alexis. 880 01:17:06,587 --> 01:17:08,954 Tale off the glasses, David. 881 01:17:23,388 --> 01:17:25,275 Her suicide note. 882 01:17:32,029 --> 01:17:33,752 Thank you for coming. 883 01:20:00,646 --> 01:20:01,726 Finally. 884 01:20:24,649 --> 01:20:26,055 How are you? 885 01:20:29,928 --> 01:20:32,295 I have had some bad nights. 886 01:20:36,169 --> 01:20:38,274 Well, I am here now. 887 01:20:41,929 --> 01:20:42,856 That is... 888 01:20:44,809 --> 01:20:46,697 ...all I wanted. 889 01:20:48,650 --> 01:20:50,057 You proved it. 890 01:20:54,410 --> 01:20:56,068 I hope so.61414

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