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-Previously on "Dragula"...

-For this assignment -- Circus of Scream.

-I can do this, I can do this, I can do this.

-Some of you rose to the occasion

and some of you fell off the tightrope.

And the winner of our Circus of Screams challenge is...

Inkubus.

-I fucking won! You kidding?

Are you kidding? Like, that's crazy.

-Samuel Bendix and Areal Haunting,

you are both up for extermination.

-Sam is just laying around on the floor

and throwing shit around like a toddler.

I love to see karma play its game with you.

-Ah!

-Hello uglies, and welcome back to Castle Dragula.

We're just here sifting through what's left

on the cutting room floor from last week's episode.

-Mm, and I must say,

I love what I'm seeing so far.

-That's footage of Israel, you disgusting pervert.

-Like I said, I'm loving what I'm seeing so far.

-Anyway, we're only beginning to get to know

our calamitous little cast.

And tonight we're going to put them to the test.

Look deep into their souls and see what they're really made of.

-And I'm predicting hot dogs, whiskey, and some cheap filler.

-I asked what the cast was made of.

Not what you had for lunch.

-You are such a fucking bitch.

-Cut! Just cut.

♪ Drag ♪

♪ Filth ♪

♪ Horror ♪

♪ Glamour ♪

♪ Dragula ♪

♪ She's a killer queen ♪

♪ Dragula ♪

♪ She'll make you scream ♪

♪ Drag, drag, drag, drag ♪

♪ Dragula ♪

♪ Dragula ♪

♪ She's a killer queen ♪

♪ Dragula ♪

-All right, another week.

-Oh my. Here we go. -We made it.

-Here we go. -Here we go again.

-That freak show was a lot, girl.

-Should we address the, um, elephant in the room?

-That's a VHS.

-So we see this, like, weird VHS tape, and it says,

like, "Granny Hags" on it.

I don't know what that's about.

-On the table is a crazy VHS tape.

I haven't seen one of those in a really long time.

I kind of can't wait to see what's on it.

-Who do y'all think is coming back?

-Samuel Bendix and Areal Haunted.

That means you are both up for extermination.

-I'm here for Areal 100%.

-What do you think, Miss Gypsy Rose?

-I would like for Areal to come back just because,

like, it should come down to skill level.

And one person made their costumes and the other one

wasn't even really that successful at buying them.

-Oh! -They also were kind of

acting ass in the cauldron.

I don't know what they tossed in my lap.

Yes, like, everyone has their paths that led them here.

However, it's like... garbage just like the rest.

That agitated the fuck out of me.

I was madder than a bull in a blood drive.

She blew her nose into a fucking shitty prop

and then threw it on me.

Not only was her snot in it, it was ugly.

-And the Oscar-worthy cry moment.

-That was fucking crazy.

-Those tears, I feel like they were genuine

and I do want Sam to come back.

-Did I actually see any tears on Samuel?

I saw, like, a wetness, but I wouldn't call that tears.

The bitch could have just been sweaty.

-Brazil, baby!

-Here she comes! -Exactly!

Exactly.

-I hate hearing Sam's voice walk through

those fucking doors.

I am gagged.

-I'm getting the feeling

that some of the people in the cast want Areal back.

But I don't really care. It's not their choice.

I was acting out and I'm sorry if I got on anyone's nerves.

-You did throw some shit at me.

-I will continue to. -And you won't.

-Let me speak. No. Let me tell you something.

-Go ahead, bitch. -You have many, many--

-But as far as throwing some shit at me.

-I let you speak, let me speak.

-As far as throwing some shit at me.

-I will not be silenced by some bitch.

-Okay, first of all -- throw some shit at me again

and see what happens.

-We shouldn't be throwing objects at people.

But I'm gonna throw a lot of curses at you.

-When you're throwing shit at people, that's fucking absurd.

-I am not throwing shit at anybody.

-Throwing stuff around. -I threw it around. Not at you.

Did it hit you? -It literally hit my lap!

You looked at me and tossed it at me, bitch.

-Mama, you were right here.

-You were acting like a dumb ass.

-I was acting like an ass and I apologize,

and I'll continue to apologize because --

-No, you came in here, hot at me.

-Oh, you remember when you were doing at the Extermination?

You were acting up. What you not? Were you not?

-I mean, 'cause some shady bitch put me there.

And now look at you acting a fool.

-Well, there you have it. Now we're even.

-No, we are not even.

You started that shit, so now I've got my eye on you, bitch.

-Keep looking.

-Annie and Sam immediately jump into a fight.

And honestly, I really don't know

what they're fighting about exactly,

but I'm entertained nonetheless.

-Hello, ghouls!

-Oh, my gosh!

-Oh! Yes!

-I hate this now. -Now, what the fuck?

-I'm back, bitches! I'm not going anywhere.

-A double save? Why are they both back?

-Ugh, God damn it.

A double save for the two of them.

That's crazy.

-Like, I wanted to see her here,

but I didn't want to see both of them here.

We're back at square one.

-I'm just mad cause I feel like I was in a very annoying,

uncomfortable costume for, like, many hours,

and yet no one went home.

So thank you for nothing.

-I think after having a bunch of weapons thrown

straight at me, it really opened my eyes

to being here in the fucking competition.

I'm not gonna let everybody stand in my way

and block me and hide me in the corner anymore.

Because I am a strong artist.

And I know that I do belong here.

Yeah, I think I kind of got slapped out

of my shell a little bit.

-I do not personally believe that Areal has the drive

or the passion to make it to the end.

Maybe not even next week.

-Y'all as happy as I am with both of y'all being safe,

that also means there's probably going to be

a double-elem at some point. -Yeah, but you know what?

I'm still here, baby.

-Did y'all bond on your little excursion?

-We had to have a bunch of knives thrown straight at us.

-And axes. -And axes.

-Yeah, bitch. -It literally, like,

they lined our body.

The knife came in inches-- -You saw the wind.

-Inches away from my face. -Jesus Christ.

Would I be scared if knives and swords and axes

and whatever the fuck is being thrown at me?

Uh, yes. I cried at glass.

And also bigger target. No thanks, actually.

I'm so good on that.

I'm so wicked good on any of that.

-And he was like, "Now come look at the shape,"

and mine was shaped like this.

-The shape that those knives left were huge

because there is not a corset to be seen.

-Well, ghouls, I think it's time

we see what is on this tape. -Yes!

-Seven days!

-"Granny Hags from Hell."

What the fuck is going on? -Let's see it.

-Oh, look at you.

You've only survived two challenges

and already you look tired, exhausted, and brittle.

-Oh, damn. -Lucky for you,

that's exactly what we're looking for this week.

-You will all be choreographing

the ultimate rock show for our annual

Monsters of Rock challenge.

But this year there's a twist.

-Metal and devil worship go hand in clawed hand.

So this time you're not just rockers.

Your granny hags from hell.

-We want twisted prosthetics, granny glamour,

and demonic gore.

Think hunchbacks, clawed hands,

grey perms with horns bursting through,

and tongues that would make Lucifer blush.

-You're not basic bingo grannies.

You're senior citizens straight out of Satan's retirement home.

And we want a high-energy, headbanging hell show.

-Yeah! -Rock and roll, motherfucker.

-And now for your Fright Feat.

-Oh, shit. -Oh, God.

-You will go head to head in

out Hotter than Hell eating challenge.

Eat your way through

increasingly intense levels of heat.

And whoever withstands the burn the longest

wins the feat and earns the power...

to assign the bands.

-Oh, my God!

-Rehearsals await, so get to it, grannies.

We'll see you later this week

for the ultimate Battle of the Bands in hell.

-I'm not good with spicy food at all.

Sometimes I brush my teeth

and that mint is too spicy for me.

-I'm looking around the room

and I'm seeing a lot of people of paler pallor.

I think I've absolutely got this melanin on lock.

-Whoa! -Oh, my God!

What's happening?

-Da-da-cha! Da-da-cha!

I'm here to deliver the Hotter than Hell food challenge.

Now let's get hot, grannies.

The first round is a Tabasco Bloody Mary shot.

If at any point you need to bow out,

just hold up your milk glass and we will know

that you are a loser.

Bon appétit, bitches!

Yum!

-Oh, my God, that was delicious.

I'd have about three of these

and would get drunk in the park, baby.

-Well, then, let's turn up the heat.

Spicy chamoy pickles.

Looks like some people are starting to struggle.

I love that.

Jalapeños.

For this round, you're gonna need gloves.

Oh!

-Ah!

-Sister.

Costa Rica and the whole Latin community,

I'm so sorry, but I'm terrible with spicy food.

I can't, I can't. -Already?

-It is so beautiful

to see Scythes weak little ass fall out on a jalapeño.

Poor little baby.

-Yeah, you know what? Fuck this.

-Same. -Oh, we have three out.

What they don't know -- The milk is spicy, too.

-It's stuck in my gums. That's what fucked me up.

I'm swishing it in my mouth and my gums are burning.

I'm so confused at what's going on.

-Bird's eye pepper.

-Christ, have mercy.

-Ooh, and there goes another one.

For the remaining rounds, you're going to need goggles.

-It's getting intense.

I'm just wondering what kind of shit they're gonna bring out

that requires all this equipment.

-Habanero peppers.

-Cheers, darling.

-Done. -No shame in quitting now.

-Yeah, this shit's making me vomit.

Felt like lava was gonna be coming out of both ends.

-I'm done. -As soon as Annie tapped out,

I tapped out.

-The milk isn't helping. What is going on?

Why is it not helping?

The milk is chunky and warm

with a little bit of a kick to it.

Something is not right.

-Final round aged egg in scorpion sauce.

-Oh! -She's gagging.

-I'm doing it for my mama. I'll do anything for her.

Baby, just give up. -Don't you have an egg to eat?

-You're a cunt. You're a cunt.

Krustyna is making the most wretched,

retching sounds I've ever heard in my life.

And, baby, I gag when you gag.

All right, I'm out. -Yes!

-That's too gross.

-Krustyna is the winner of the Fright Feat.

That means that she gets to pick out the teams

for the Battle of the Bands.

But I'll let you bitches figure that out.

I have a question for the rest of you quitters.

Does your milk taste a little spicy?

Was the milk fucking spiced, you cunt?

-Ha! -They spiked the milk.

It made everything so much worse.

-Why would you make the milk spicy, you sick bitches?

That's evil.

-So long, losers!

-Get out of here, bitch!

-Okay, so I think the teams are going to go as follows.

I think on my team it's going to be Miss Scythe,

Miss Vanda, Miss Annie over there.

-Fuck that bitch.

I won last week and it was a performance challenge.

I feel disrespected for not being thought of

as strong enough competition to get chosen

either first or a part of her team.

-I'm very open minded to work with Vanda.

I think this is going to force us to work well together,

so I'm down to give her a chance.

-I think the next team should be Koochie, Areal, and Sam.

-She chooses me on a team that has two people

who were in the bottom last week.

I'm like, "Krustyna, the hell did I do to you?"

Except for, I don't know, hype you up at every moment

you were in the bottom.

I was a genuine friend to her,

and it makes me feel some type of way.

-And everybody else gets your cunts together,

'cause I think that'd be a fun team

to watch crumble and fall to hell.

-I'm not necessarily, like, thrilled to be on that team.

I feel like we were sort of the leftover group,

but I guess ultimately it means

that we have to rise to the occasion.

Even if I have to work with Felony.

-I'm a little confused at Krustyna's choices.

Me and Krustyna have gone back many a years,

so I thought she was gonna choose me today.

-Hey, Sam, so you being, like, a metal singer

how do you feel about not being picked up first?

-I am so worried.

-Are you worried that Annie's your competition?

-No. Not really. -Well, what do you mean?

You've already broken up one band.

-Out of respect for you,

I'm going to keep it respectful, you bitch.

-Okay.

-Don't fuck with my past like that.

I was in a band for a long time

with some of my favorite people,

and that band ended in a very dramatic way.

And Annie knows this,

and she's using that against me to harm me.

And that's not fair.

-Sam and I have an understanding

that I am not Michelle Obama.

If you go low, I go lower.

If you're going to step up to bat, play fucking ball, bitch.

-I'm not gonna disrespect you.

Especially not in front of cameras related

to the things related to your sister

and how you felt about this letter and this

and that and the other.

The way that I relate to what happened to my band and the way

that I'm processing this because it's so recent, it's not a joke.

-I mean, you can-- -It's not bullshit.

-Sam is trying to use a letter of support

from my family back home as a weapon.

I come back to the dressing room

and there's a letter from my sister telling me to,

you know, keep my head in the game and to stay focused.

And it was truly God's timing.

-Can I interrupt? -No, Sam,

I genuinely want you to get the absolute

real life fuck away from me.

I'm angry and I can't hit her.

-You can hit me. -I don't see the reason as to

why Annie's sister's letters would come into play.

That was a very personal moment for them.

So right now they're just throwing low blows

as far as I'm concerned,

and they have nothing to do with the competition.

So I need them both to shut the fuck up and focus.

-We can go ahead and skip past the sensitivities of it all,

because if you're going to be a shady bitch,

hold up being a shady bitch. -I'm not shady.

I'm honest. -I'm not done.

If you're going to be sensitive to the touch,

then don't act like a bad bitch.

-I'm not acting like anything. I'm honest.

-You're acting like a damn fool is what you're acting like.

I create conflict right at the door.

And honestly, I would be a liar if I said

that I wasn't the root of a lot of conflict.

So I'm down to fucking clown.

If bitch wants to get funny, I can get fucking hilarious.

So we are the Hot Flashes.

And I am taking the role of lead singer.

We have got Krustyna on drums, we've got Annie on the bass,

and we've got Scythe on the guitar.

-Our band name is Hexadermy,

and I'm playing the guitar.

-So our team aesthetic is giving taxidermy.

We're bringing a lot of dead animals with our costumes

and also a lot of granny hag from hell madness.

-Our band name is Feral Pussy. -Feral Pussy.

-And I'm the lead singer.

-Our idea for our team, based off all of our looks,

is sort of this feral cat, ancient granny hag.

We think this idea could be cool and set us apart,

but it's also a big risk.

We're just gonna take our chances.

-Rehearsals are going fucking swimmingly.

I'm having a blast with my band,

and it is exactly the group that I wanted.

-Going into rehearsals this week,

I'm super excited to be lip syncing again for the Boulets.

I feel very confident in my team

and I think we're going to do extremely well this week.

-I want to use an angle grinder on them

and I want to be the singer, is that okay with you guys?

-Fine with me. -You have the background.

-So Sam's going to be the lead singer

because he is a rock star.

He does this for a living.

So why wouldn't we fuck this shit up?

-Whenever the sparks happen,

you could do something like get up from the thing.

I'm really nervous about the rehearsals.

Lip syncing is not a thing that I've done before last week,

and we all know how that went.

So I'm kind of counting on my teammates to help me out

and just build me up and build up a nice performance,

but I'm a little scared.

-Let's get in position.

-Let's imagine Koochie's is right here.

Let's get a chair.

-Here we go.

-So I am trying to rally this band together.

Areal's worried about getting the timing right,

Sam's worried about the comments that Annie said.

I'm trying to give a confidence boost to my team,

but deep inside, I'm a little worried.

Sam, I just wanted to kind of like,

you know, have a little moment to check in with you.

You know, Annie, I love her,

you know, she's from my past,

but I know she can pick at those wounds.

So how do you feel?

-That was not good people behavior there.

That crosses a line.

-I knew that the comment about the band

was going to get under their skin.

I want them out of here.

So if I'm living rent free in your head, good.

-Annie's, like, my problematic fave.

It's like your favorite star where you're like,

"Get off Twitter, baby.

Get off fucking Twitter and stop saying crazy things."

But in this case, it's like, "Annie,

stop attacking your fellow competitors.

That's fucking crazy."

-She could have brought up my letter about my sister.

There is no weakness there.

That means I have people at home who love me,

who are supporting me and rooting for me.

-I think it was too personal.

Just as a good person,

you should not just spill that out on national television.

-Letters from my sisters

came from people giving me love and support.

Your band is you not having love and support.

Well, let her fucking lose it.

I want her to lose it. I want her to fully unravel.

I want her to think about that band while she's in hers.

-If we're going to be honest,

we've had a conversation about how a lot of people

in your home state don't really fuck with her.

-Yeah. -I wonder why.

I wonder why.

-She is one to burn a bridge.

Several, in fact.

My friends at home don't like Annie,

and she's somebody who, like, picks at you,

pokes at any insecurities you might have,

comments on your drag, your costume,

your personality, your looks.

I think she threatened half the cast.

This is the kind of shit she does at home.

-I honestly like people who are like, save your energy.

Don't get into the drama. It's no trouble, really.

Hey, I'm doing just fine.

-Hello!

-I'm getting nervous, y'all.

I'ma be honest. Rehearsals were rough this week.

Sam keeps checking in with me, asking if this looks good,

that looks good, all these sort of questions.

And I'm like, "Baby, isn't this what you do for a living?"

I still feel some type of way

about Krustyna putting me on this team in the first place.

It just seems suspicious.

And as much as I hate it,

I feel like Krustyna's plan is working.

This is setting me up for failure. And it sucks.

-Being a person who's in a team with,

you know, people who do smaller looks than,

you know, had just faced an extermination.

I wonder if there was like,

trying to knock Koochie out, which is smart.

-In no way was that my thought process.

They literally stuck you in with a rock star

and a creative genius,

and I don't need to sabotage anybody to take them out.

-I did feel a little, like, shitty

that I was also just kind of thrown at the end,

especially after I did just win the challenge.

-Why do you guys think that,

like, isn't that insulting to your bandmates

to think that you were just thrown together with them?

Because that's kind of fucked.

-But did you not also throw us together at the end?

-If my teammates were talking about me

in a way that was like we were thrown together,

I would feel a little bit shaded.

-I think that says more about what you think about

your own bandmates.

-It's not that we think that any of us

are shitty in the group.

I think just the general consensus was like,

"And the rest of y'all."

-Didn't even name us.

-And everybody else get your cunts together.

-It wasn't very respectful.

-At the end of the fucking day, I don't give a fuck.

You're either gonna make the best of it

or you're fucking not.

And clearly some people just decided not to.

-One of my strengths when it comes to my feelings

is being so open and vulnerable when I'm feeling a thing.

So like, Annie, were you trying to also psych out my teammates?

-What do you mean? You've already broken up one band.

-'Cause that feels some type of way as well.

-Feeling a certain way when your name wasn't even

mentioned is certainly a choice.

-Oh, baby, we're talking about choices.

We got a lot to talk about.

-Oh, that feels like an antic. But whatever.

You're mad that I'm getting in your teammates head

and you're saying you didn't want to be with them.

What the fuck do you think that does?

And as far as what I said,

I have not come for anyone who has not come for me.

If you want to start a war with Annie,

then Annie is coming with the fucking heat.

Y'all want to have the battle

of the most anxious Hot Topic employee,

let's go the fuck ahead.

-I have nothing to say to you.

-You've come at me at random fucking times

in this competition when I have not said a goddamn thing to you.

-Play the tapes. -Are you fucking kidding me?

You came for me. I have it back for you.

I've not just come in here

and been a fucking monster to everyone.

The people who have gotten it have fucking deserve it,

and I'm not going to take my foot off the back

of your fucking neck until you're out of here.

-On a lighter note, who's excited for the challenge?

Who's excited for their bands?

-I am, I'm excited.

I'm excited.

-Annie, I love you down.

But, like, it wasn't all just you clapping back at folks,

you know, you were poking the bear in some cases.

-Okay, so here's a fun little story.

We've come from a town

where there are people who actually literally isolate me,

have tried to terrorize my fucking career.

They are Koochies best friends,

and she will never speak up to defend me

out of the fear of hurting their fucking feelings.

And in this moment,

you're choosing to defend complete fucking strangers

before you're choosing to see my humanity.

-You were talking shit about my buddies.

You defend bullies all day long,

how come can't defend me? -I let you talk,

you gonna let me talk!

I let you talk.

Now you gotta bring up my fucking friends.

My fucking friends had my back when you didn't

Because we weren't Judys like that.

And I have a goddamn right to feel that type of way!

Okay? Now, I've been trying to be a sibling to you.

-And I you, girl.

-You burn a lot of bridges, babe.

If you keep finding yourself isolated, baby,

what's the common denominator?

-Well, I mean-- -It's you.

It's you in Atlanta. It's you here.

It's you. -Your friends have admitted to

falsifying rumors.

-I don't have that tea.

-Ask Edna. Ask Edna.

-On what? Through smoke signals?

We ain't got no phones, bitch.

-When we get back home.

-When we get back home when I come with that crown,

we can do all the talking we want to.

-Yeah, well, I think that's highly unlikely.

-Well, fix your mug.

-Mine's never been the one with the problem.

-Okay. The fix your scalp. -I stay busy.

My drag pays my bills.

-Okay. So does mine, bitch.

She's attacking people and bringing up personal things,

personal dramas, trying to bring people down to bring herself up.

-As much as I love the courtroom drama

that is going on,

the things that you are bringing up are issues

that you should deal with at home.

I'm not fucking interested.

Nobody's fucking interested.

This is fucking crazy.

-I think it's a lack of professionalism

to bring outside shit into this competition,

because this competition is solely based

on what you do here.

Give it a rest. Give it a break. Just go for a walk.

Take a lap, take a shot.

Fix your hair, fix your makeup.

Do something.

-I think number one,

to be a successful band is to look coherent.

So we decided some specific colors

that it's going to tie all our makeups together.

I think we organically tore it down in terms

of, like, directing everything.

So I'm very, very fucking excited for this floor show.

-So for Granny Hags of Hell,

we're doing sort of like ancient feral cat ladies.

I have my cat prosthetic on my head

that is already kind of like old and weird and wrinkly.

So I'm going to bring that all into the face.

I'm really gonna try to do some nasty,

nasty old lady makeup in hopes

that it gives the illusion of granny hag.

-So for Monsters of Rock,

I'm doing a grouchy granny,

and I'm using this foam latex appliance

to really bring that demon grouch face to life.

And now I'm going in with a cream paint

and kind of filling in all of the cracks and the crevices

of it to kind of give it more of an aged, wrinkled look.

And I'm painting it first before putting it on my face

so that the application is just way faster.

And then all I really have to do is blend the edges with latex

and blend it out.

-Attention, competitors.

Attention, competitors.

The floor show is about to begin.

-Welcome to the arena, uglies.

-Tonight, we've petitioned our odious octogenarians

to summon Satan herself

and transform themselves into granny hags from hell

for this season's Monsters of Rock challenge.

Here to help us judge tonight's splatter fest spectacle,

is returning "Dragula" judge

and star of the cult classic "The Craft,"

"The Boulet Brothers' Halfway to Halloween TV special,"

"Horror Noir," and so much more.

The magical Miss Rachel True.

Rachel, I hope you find our bands

both bewitching and beastly.

And welcome back to the show.

-I know you think I'm a granny, but I'm not.

But I'm happy to judge the grannies.

-And our next judge is not only

a magnificent musician in their own right,

but also the winner of the "Boulet Brothers Dragula"

season four, the devilish and dapper Dahli.

Dahli, it's delightful to welcome you back here to hell.

-Thank you for having me.

Bring out the hags!

-Now we have three bands to watch tonight,

and the show is about to begin.

So without further ado, let's dim the lights...

-...start the music...

-...and let the rock show begin.

-♪ Stronger than reason ♪

♪ Stronger than lies ♪

♪ The only truth I know ♪

♪ Is the look in your eyes ♪

♪ The look in your eyes ♪

♪ Ah ♪

♪ Just like a car crash ♪

♪ Just like a knife ♪

♪ My favorite weapon ♪

♪ Is the look in your eyes ♪

♪ You've run out of lies ♪

♪ Ah ♪

♪ You've run out of lies ♪

♪ You've run out of lies ♪

♪ You've run out of lies ♪

♪ You've run out of lies ♪

♪ You've run out of lies ♪

♪ You've run out of lies ♪

♪ There's a ton locked in your empty eyes ♪

♪ Get out of my life ♪

♪ I'm chewing on glass ♪

♪ And eating my fingers ♪

♪ I'm not the one ♪

♪ Who's running out of lies ♪

♪ Lies ♪

♪ You've run out of lies ♪

♪ You've run out of lies ♪

♪ You've run out of lies ♪

♪ You've run out of lies ♪

♪ You've run out of time ♪

♪ Ah ♪

♪ Cutting my face ♪

♪ And walking on splinters ♪

♪ I lost my soul ♪

♪ To the look in your eyes ♪

♪ Your eyes ♪

♪ You've run out of lies ♪

♪ You've run out of lies ♪

♪ You've run out of lies ♪

♪ You've run out of time ♪

♪ Lies ♪

♪ Stigmata! ♪

♪ O, you have empty eyes ♪

♪ O, you have empty eyes ♪

♪ O, you have empty eyes ♪

♪ O, you have empty eyes ♪

♪ O, you have empty eyes ♪

♪ O, you have empty eyes ♪

♪ O, you have empty eyes ♪

♪ They tell me nothing, nothing but lies ♪

-I cannot believe we have to stand up

for this entire judgment.

-I hate it here because we look so good.

These outfits are so fierce.

But, bitch, if I have to stand here for fucking hours,

I can't even stand it.

-Especially talking about these bands.

-Why, you didn't love the rock show tonight?

-No, I want to punish them because I don't feel

like they're showing up.

I feel like they're not performing to the caliber

that they should.

-I do agree with you that the Monsters of Rock

granny hags from hell... -I know.

-...was actually a disappointment.

And I -- I take it as a personal offense.

I fucking love this theme.

I think it is so twisted and weird and so dragula,

it's so wrong, it's right.

And I don't know that they took it as far

as I would love them to have.

-Their energy was so low.

-I mean, there was one where I was like, put me to bed.

Does anybody have a fucking, like, a melatonin?

Like I'm going to sleep. -I couldn't believe it.

They've seen the Monsters of Rock challenge

for like what, six... -Seven, yeah, yeah.

-At least seven challenges.

This is a deciding factor.

It's a dramatic episode.

None of them seem to know that.

-I thought some of these grannies were on life support.

Why don't we start with Hot Flashes?

-Vanda did a good job as the lead singer,

but the look was more Milf from Hell.

-Mm-hmm. Absolutely.

-Granny hags from hell would not be wearing stripper heels

and cinched and looking like you're going out

on a Saturday night.

-Like you could dye your hair,

but I want to see that, like, pale pink or like,

weird steel blue color that, like, grannies have.

-Right. -Not like a brown,

middle-aged woman's haircut. -Yeah.

-Which is what I think what we saw.

Scythe and Annie were sort of there.

No one really grabbed me by the throat.

-I thought Krustyna probably looked the closest

to what I imagined they would all look like.

-She was wild.

That was that unbridled energy

that I think all of them could have used a big dose of.

-Exactly.

-Okay, so let's talk about Hexadermy.

-Oh, the one that basically was like taking a muscle relaxer

before you go to bed because it had the same effect.

Sam was basically rolling around on the ground

and slowly on top of that,

the other ones were stuck in position,

didn't even attempt to move once.

-I mean, I had to move a lot just to even see Koochies face.

-Yes. -Like underneath ten layers

of I don't even know what, it was giving H.R. Pufnstuf

and Rita Repulsa had an abortion in hell.

-Well, if it were that good.

She might have won if she actually looked like that.

-Oh, my God. -I really like Koochies energy,

but I will say,

I think her silhouettes have all looked the same

since the beginning of this competition.

-I agree with you.

Let's talk about Areal,

because I feel like we made an investment

in keeping Areal last week,

and that investment paid off tonight.

The prosthetics were exceptional.

I mean, she was giving granny hag from hell.

Can I say that she nailed the performance?

I cannot, but I do think the look was stellar.

-She doesn't deserve to be in the bottom

for the look alone, I think. -I agree with you.

So I'd like to move on to Feral Pussy.

Drac, you'll have to say that one.

-No. You go ahead. -Okay, let's move on.

-All right. -Okay.

-God damn it.

-What did you think of Feral Pussy?

Oh, Feral Pussy is DVVSK, Inkubus, Satanna, and Felony.

I think moving on to Feral Pussy is always fun.

I think any chance anyone can get to move on to Feral Pussy,

- they should take it. - Stop.

Here's the thing with this band

We gave them a very clear theme --

Granny Hags from Hell. -Mm-hmm.

-Why did you feel the need to add a layer to it and be cat?

Now you're a cat granny from--

It's too much. -It was very confusing.

I think we matched it up just right

and it didn't need to be taken another step further.

-It didn't. I'm like why are you a cat?

Like, honestly, it was not good.

And then the milk poured all over everybody.

For one thing, I'm pissed off

'cause it smells horrible in here now.

For a very little effect.

-Definitely not worth it.

-I kind of feel like we need to lay into this cast tonight.

I've seen three looks in a promo look at this point.

It's obvious who's doing well

and who really can't go any further.

-Don't threaten me with a good time.

-Yeah, let's send an entire band home.

How about that?

Welcome back, my repugnant rock stars.

-We're going to talk about each of your bands

as a group tonight.

And we're going to start with Hexadermy,

who consist of Samuel, Koochie, and Areal Haunting.

-Hi. -Koochie, I love your hair

so much but I hate that it overwhelmed you.

It's tough enough to be all the way upstage.

Pick a costume where we can see the money maker.

-I also think that you could have taken the opportunity

to get up and walk around the stage in between your drumming,

so that we could see more of your look.

-That's fair. Thank you.

-Samuel, you were right there.

But then I wanted you to break through and get nasty.

Seemed like a dress rehearsal that I would enjoy

if we had some uppers, you know what I mean?

-I was a little confused about what the prompt was.

I was so sure that it was a band of trolls actually.

As a group, though, I don't feel like you guys interacted

or came together.

The interactions you did have felt very forced,

so it was a little bit awkward.

-There was supposed to be a moment

where they both come down to the drummer

defibrillate me from having the big one,

and that never happened.

Sam never comes back to me to give me my big moment.

And I'm just like, what the fuck?

I know she's slipping on stage,

but like, baby, this is a hell of a time to slip up.

-Areal, you look awesome.

Probably the the best dressed of your group.

I think what you did was great,

but you were outperformed.

-Your prosthetics are flawless.

You're absolutely giving granny hag from hell.

-Thank you so much.

-I love the sparks and some of the gags

that you guys performed as a group.

Overall though, I think the energy was way too low.

I wanted it to be possessed.

And sadly, I did not need an exorcism

by the end of the song.

-The truth is,

this is probably the most low-energy

Monsters of Rock performance

that has ever happened on the show.

You need to come out here and show us all your tricks

and everything you got.

And I just don't think you guys did that tonight.

-Can you even imagine?

You get on "Dragula," you are so excited to do one

of the most famous legacy challenges,

And then Drac and Swan look at you

and say you were the worst in history.

I would go home and drown myself in the bathtub

that Annie says she slipped in.

That is fucking crazy.

Which might seem harsh to say to a bunch of senior citizens,

but I don't know, baby, pull the plug.

-Next up is Hot Flashes,

whose members are Scythe, Annie, Vanda, and Krustyna.

-So you guys were my absolute favorite for the night.

I was entertained from the moment you came out.

You had great interaction with each other.

I think you all had your own moment, too.

And I think that's important.

Vanda, you have such an amazing lip sync,

and you were the only one

that lip synced the vocal fry between every bridge

of the song, which I was a sucker for.

I loved that, so yeah. -Thank you.

-You did great. -Thank you.

-Annie, I love when you took a nap.

That is what I do when the camera is not on me.

-Yeah, I had to catch my Z's.

-Vanda, if I had your ass,

I'd be running around naked all the time.

-I usually am.

-I will say for granny, your tits should be lower.

My tits are lower, your tits should be lower.

Just -- Just a hair. -Scythe.

I think you could have went a little more granny.

You're definitely giving me a huge dose of demonic,

which I love.

But I wanted to see the granny and the hag a little bit more.

-You like my chanclas? They're not granny enough, baby.

-I want titties that almost hit the ground.

And, Annie, I thought you could have taken

a bigger moment for yourself.

-I think your band had

the most energetic performance of the night.

I think, Vanda, you were great as a lead singer.

You kept the camera focused on you,

but at the same time, sometimes the drummer will disappear.

That did not happen in this band.

Krustyna, you stood out as one of the top performers, I think.

-Fuck yeah.

-You're the possession that I wanted to have.

You threw yourself at the performance fearlessly.

Literally banging your head on the drum,

blood, banging the drum with your tits.

You're probably the best,

most compelling drummer that I've seen.

-Wow. -What an honor. Thank you.

-Yeah. Your look is sick, too, I love it.

-Thank you.

-I hate to say it,

but Krusty's look was really giving a granny hag from hell.

The titties were to the -- to the floor.

I don't like that bitch, but she ate that.

-♪ Do your boobs hang low? ♪

♪ Do they wobble to and fro? ♪

She could tie 'em in a knot. A double knot.

-And finally, Feral Pussy,

whose band consists of Inkubus, Felony, Satanna, and DVVSK.

-Inkubus, so smart to wear those giant wings.

If you're going to be in back,

you want to steal focus from everybody else.

That's the rule. Oh, my God, they move too.

That's amazing.

And you really sold your close up.

-Thank you.

-DVVSK, you were absolutely amazing.

I loved all of your movements.

You had just great stage presence.

Felony, you have my -- probably my favorite look up here.

-Hello! Long time no see. -Yeah.

-Hi.

-Satanna, you kind of blended into the background for me,

but your look is wonderful.

-I love this kind of bestial face.

But you're not granny.

I was a little confused by mixing in a third element

to what I thought was already a kind of complicated idea,

which was granny hags from hell, Monsters of Rock.

But let's make it cat ladies.

-Sometimes you don't have to add so much to it.

Take the layer off.

Coco Chanel said, "Don't be a cat."

That's it. -DVVSK.

I thought you were compelling, magnetic.

You can move.

But this look has nothing to do with granny hag or hell,

in my opinion,

even though I think you are a natural star on the stage.

Like this has been consistent, I think, from moment one.

-Thank you. -I would have liked to see

a little more energy

from all of the other band members.

You should have been sliding all over the stage

and doing fucking cartwheels and stuff, like,

this is a band challenge,

and I just felt it was a bit low energy.

-Felony, I just wish you were pretending to play guitar.

Like, I play better air guitar than you do.

Like, what was that? -I smacked it.

-Have you seen a guitar? -Ha!

-Oddly, I was like, "I like it."

Just be as weird as fucking possible.

Don't try to make it right. Don't try to make it cool.

Just make it fucking weird because that's what it is.

-I thought the playing was a little weird,

and I saw it out of the corner of my eye

and I was slightly concerned,

but I was like, she's a working professional.

She got this.

Turns out, can't really trust that.

-My biggest question is why the milk?

-Feral Pussy, obviously related to cats.

What do cats do? They drink milk.

We wanted to gag everyone visually.

Not from the smell. I do apologize.

I was outnumbered.

Everyone wanted milk and I got the most of it.

-It was a bad idea. Okay? I'll say that right now.

The milk was a bad idea. I don't care how cool it looked.

The milk was a bad idea.

-While all bands gave stellar rock shows tonight,

only one band can prevail.

And that band is...

...Hot Flashes.

-Bitch! We have one. Took it.

These people were the worst. And we're the best.

Uh! -Our band won,

which isn't hard when you're competing against,

and I quote the worst band in "Dragula" history.

-My team won. We did amazing.

And Vanda and I -- we work great together, I guess.

-I'm a little wary of the support

that I'm getting from Scythe,

'cause I'm still keeping that bitch at a distance.

But I do think the teamwork was very impressive.

-Congratulations.

You are the winning band of the night and...

...Krustyna, due to fully embracing the theme,

you have won this week's challenge.

-Surprise, surprise.

The bitch that picked her team won.

I mean, way to set yourself up for success, I guess.

-I'm in shock. A drummer has never won before.

It reminded me that I'm fucking here,

that I'm part of this competition, and I am a threat.

-I really thought I had a shot.

I know our performance was a little bit lackluster,

but I didn't think it was that bad.

-Now we have some difficult decisions to make.

We're going to release you to the cauldron

to have a cocktail and stew

while we make some critical decisions about your fate.

-I think Hexadermy is up for extermination.

We might not have gotten that information yet,

but it doesn't take a trained seal

to be able to figure out that.

I mean, my God, it was terrible.

-As far as like the performance goes,

Sam slipped on the stage and didn't make it back to me.

And that's like one of my big moments.

I didn't choose to be a drummer in this band.

We were a team of three, which was also not my choice.

I kind of felt a little let down by my team.

I have to be honest.

-Not to blame you, your costume got caught in mine.

-But there are a few things

that I was also waiting for that just never happened.

-I trusted that the person who does this for a living

would live on that stage.

But if our bandleader is fully spiraling about

something-- -I was not spiraling.

Don't -- No. That's not like that.

-It seemed like you were spiraling.

-Every step of the way, you could have brought it up.

-Baby, do you know how much mental care

I've been doing for you all weekend for this challenge?

I am so buried under this costume

and the weight of doing the emotional labor,

checking in with both of y'all.

So you were spiraling, diva.

And I think it also showed on the stage.

-Koochie and Areal blaming Sam for their shortcomings

isn't exactly fair to Sam.

But I'm gonna shut the fuck up because I want Sam to suffer.

-So who do we think up is actually

for extermination tonight?

-I think myself only -- only because of my look.

I do wish I went bigger with my look definitely.

Me coming out of my shell in this realm

is somewhat new to me,

but I do know what platform we're on.

I know what show this is,

and I wish and I will strive to be bigger and better.

-I think DVVSK maybe just need to like bigify

their looks a little bit more

and just think of like maybe a bigger silhouette,

but concepts and presentations --

You're a good girl.

-Oftentimes, Black people are told

to stop taking up space, to make ourselves smaller.

When we push ourselves forward, we're called aggressive

and violent. -Don't make me cry.

-If this is going to be our last cauldron together,

I want you to know

that you can take up all the space in the world.

-Y'all don't understand the fucking shit I've been through.

-Mm. -No one knows anything

because I've been shut down for so fucking long

that it's become normal for me.

-If you're ever feeling small, know that, like,

you've done some really fucking huge shit here.

Every part of you that I've had, like, the luck of seeing,

I'm so in love with.

If the world feels a fraction of what I have for you,

you will be a star forever.

I really like DVVSK.

She's so sweet and so kind

and is such a force to be reckoned with on stage.

I want to see her rise above this.

-I think it's Sam and Koochie.

-From someone who knows Koochie in Atlanta,

Koochie is not known for things stumbling

during her performances.

Even though we got into it earlier today,

I would hate to see you go home for something

I know you do well. -Thank you.

I appreciate you saying that.

I know we had our words.

-I do apologize. I was feeling very under attack.

And, um, I would hate for you to go home before we could fix it.

-Holy shit. -I'm glad Annie is taking

a little bit of responsibility

and trying to make amends with Koochie.

It shows a little growth. Do I want to hear it?

No. No.

-I would love to say that I was proud of them,

but I think they've proven that they might fight again.

-From my side of things,

it was jarring to see you go so hard to, like, defend people

that you had not yet met.

Especially when that person was someone who came for me first.

-I mean, I'm on a team with him, dive.

-It felt like the blame was being placed on me

when they poked the bear.

-Baby, I have been watching --

I have been watching your back more than you know

in this competition.

I'm not going to say the shit that I've been doing,

but I've been doing a lot of damage control on your behalf.

I have been celebrating your humanity harder than anybody

in here because I know you.

-It would make a difference to me if I heard that from you.

-You have, baby.

When you put your head on my shoulder--

-And that is the other thing--

-When I calmed you down when I told you about, okay,

stop being such a menace.

All those stuff was me watching your back, diva,

over and over and over again.

And even on our first week here,

when you were in the bottom after Sam voted for you,

I almost got in trouble for over speaking on the stage

telling you you got this because you've been through harder.

You can do it because you've done more.

You've already made it here and you're going to make it farther.

You got this. -In a conversation with you,

I would never throw that in your face.

I would never use it to prove to the crowd

that I am a good person because I tripped up.

-I'm saying this because you literally questioned it.

You wanted facts and receipts. I'm giving them to you.

-The only thing that I was bringing up

is that you want to act like goddamn Mother Teresa.

But you can't hold bitches accountable.

-I'm not a woman, number one. Let's get the pronouns right.

Not a woman. Non-Binary. -I'm sorry.

You want to act like NB Teresa,

You want to hold me accountable for fucking strangers,

but you can't hold your friends accountable for people--

That's what I pointed out. You're a hypocrite.

-I don't have a phone to contact them.

I don't know all the pieces and the story keeps changing.

The fuck am I supposed to do?

The fuck am I supposed to do!?

-It's too much to keep fighting people.

I think Koochie and Annie definitely need to

be confronted about it.

I think someone needs to tell them,

like, we're not enjoying this shit.

Cut it out.

-All I have in this race is for me and my mama.

That's it. Now I can't be doing all this

fucking shit for everybody else.

Build up my team partner, building you up.

Who the hell's gonna build me up?

I'm running outside checking on Purus,

I'm going around checking on everybody else.

I can't be solving everybody else's shit.

I'm trying to win this crown for me.

God damn it! Bitch, I'm tired!

They got us waking up at crazy hours,

putting on hot costumes,

and I'm dehydrated, overstimulated.

Fuck, how many fucking things do I gotta do for everybody else?

-And if I call it out for being--

-It's not hypocritical.

I just don't owe you everything.

Stop draining me. Goddamn.

I feel like Annie's always looked up to me

and desperately seeks my approval

and is trying to get me to defend her,

but I don't feel like I can defend Annie in this competition

based off of her actions.

-I've come to each and every one of you

when you all have had your hard times,

but it can't always be on me.

It can't.

Because look what happened with this team.

If this is a reality check for anything,

it's that I spread myself too goddamn thin,

worried about everybody else

when I need to be worried about myself.

And I will sure and goddamn well be doing that from now on.

-Welcome back, uglies.

We have made a decision.

-I don't know who's gonna be up for extermination.

I think based on looks, DVVSK.

I'm starting to worry about them,

so I hope they're not up for extermination,

because that would break my heart.

-I am so scared.

I better not be up for extermination again.

And it's only week three.

What the fuck?

-Hexadermy.

Your entire band is up for extermination tonight.

-Gag of the century.

Our entire band is up for extermination,

and Krusty's plan worked.

-I think if you did not work as a team,

you have to just take it with the whole team

and be up for extermination.

But does that mean two people are going home?

-For this week's extermination,

you will perform in a three-way sudden death lip sync.

And this performance is kill or be killed.

So make sure you show us everything you've got.

-There is one person

that should be nervous about this being a lip sync battle,

and it's the person who has only ever done it twice.

Sam.

-It's your last chance to rock out

and remain in the competition.

And your extermination begins...

...now.

-♪ Let's have a satanic orgy ♪

-♪ Deep in the forest, in the dead of night ♪

♪ The full moon is the only light ♪

♪ Round a magick circle, our bodies start to sway ♪

♪ All the pretty witches have come out to play ♪

♪ Come to the Sabbath ♪

♪ Take a ride on my broom ♪

♪ We’re naked under the moon ♪

♪ Maybe we’ll make love to you ♪

♪ Come to the Sabbath ♪

♪ Go down on demons from Hell ♪

♪ Ooh and just like that ♪

♪ You're under my spell ♪

-♪ Let’s have a satanic orgy! ♪

-♪ Come to the Sabbath ♪

♪ Come to the Sabbath ♪

♪ Come to the Sabbath with me ♪

♪ Let's have a satanic ♪

♪ Let's have a satanic ♪

♪ Let's have a satanic orgy ♪

-I think Samuel is up there floundering around like a fish.

Trying to stomp those little shoes together

like they're pleasers.

You're not a stripper.

-♪ Just like that ♪

-It's terrifying to watch at the back.

Like, they have to be able to show themselves right now,

and they're all going insane.

♪ Come to the Sabbath ♪

♪ Take a ride on my broom ♪

♪ We’re naked under the moon ♪

♪ Maybe I'll make love to you ♪

-Come on, Koochie.

-♪ Come to the Sabbath ♪

♪ Go down on demons from Hell ♪

♪ And just like that ♪

♪ You're under my spell ♪

♪ Come to the Sabbath ♪

♪ Go down on demons from Hell ♪

♪ And just like that ♪

♪ You're under my spell ♪

-♪ Let’s have a Satanic orgy! ♪

♪ 666 ♪

-Oh, my God, it could go either way here.

Like, I don't know if all three are up for extermination

or just two of them, but I'm certainly worried.

-I am hoping that I pulled through.

I feel it in my bones

that I gave the best that Koochie can.

I was feeling my lip sync.

But you never know with "Dragula."

-Areal Haunting...

...you are safe and will live to fight another day.

-Oh, my God. Thank you so much.

Oh, my God, thank you.

-Samuel Bendix...

...you have been eliminated from the competition

and may leave the stage.

-Thank you for the opportunity.

-I love you.

Toodle-oo, motherfucker.

Two out of three people who voted

for me to be in extermination week one is gone.

I'm not saying God is real,

but His timing is always right.

-I have no words.

I thought Sam was gonna go all the way.

-I hope I made my country proud,

I hope I made Salem, Massachusetts proud,

and this is only the beginning of the rise

of the South American vampire baby.

-Koochie-Koochie Ku...

-...you have also...

saved yourself.

You had a great performance.

And you're not going anywhere.

-Mama, I did that for you. Oh, my God.

My life was flashing before my eyes.

What I needed this moment, what I need this money.

Not only does that mean I get to stay in this competition,

but they see the kind of powerhouse performer

Koochie has always been.

Thank you. Oh, my God.

-I guess I was both equally happy

that Koochie did get saved

because they are a great performer,

but I really do wish two went home.

-Now who's ready to hear about your next challenge?

For your next task, we're taking you on location

where you must conceptualize

and create two distinct looks for our

Campground Massacre challenge.

-Going straight away to the woods, I'm excited,

but also terrified of what they have in store for us.

-For your first look,

you must depict a true scream queen

and the order of the day is Basic Bitch.

We know you can all turn yourselves

into hideous monsters,

but now we want to see you looking beautiful

in the most basic and boring way possible.

Also, your look must be campground themed.

-Yes!

-Your second look is that of a campground killer.

You're the one your basic bitch is running from,

and the killer who stalks the woods at night

in search of red hot teenage blood.

-Yes! -I love that.

-Your concept should be terrifying, original.

and show off your skills of transformation.

-I'm excited for the Basic Bitch challenge,

but woof!

God, we got some fucking monsters up in here,

and I do not want to see them in a cute little 613.

-We'll see you next week at camp.

Oh, and be sure to bring your EpiPen.

-What?

-Lucy Harbin took an axe,

gave her husband 40 whacks.

When she saw what she had done,

she gave his girlfriend 41.

-Leave me alone! Leave me alone!

I'm not guilty! I'm not guilty!

It was a mistake!

Ah! Ah!