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Are you ready, hot mamas?

I’m born ready!

I’ll see you!

Allen—

Shit!

Shit!

Hurry.

They might come looking for me on the floor.

Try harder.

Come on, finish already.

Oh shit—

Fuck!

Not bad, huh?

This is Thess, my friend who always dreamed of being a housewife.

She was widowed young,

and her daughter eventually moved to America.

Now, she's trying to embrace the single life.

This is Jenny, my pageant-loving friend.

Always a runner-up, never a winner.

Give her a pair of false lashes, and she's ready to take on the world.

Oh my gosh!

Hi!

Hello, my hot mamas.

- Yes! - How are you?

- And the lady-boss is here! - I know!

Come on, take it easy with all this money-making!

Are you trying to make it to Forbes, or what?

- Yes! - Not really.

What matters is that we're all together tonight!

- And we’re here! - Finally!

Hold on. One, two, three—

Where’s Aliyah?

She’s over there!

And this is Aliyah,

my feisty best friend.

She's fearless and never backs down from a challenge.

Wow!

Oh my god, girls!

- Oh, you never cease to amaze me! - That's my girl!

- Wow! - You killed it!

Thank you!

The outfit!

The bangles!

Wow! You leave me speechless, Aliyah!

So, girls, what's new with you?

We haven't had a proper catch-up lately!

I'm good! I'm already planning to expand my interior design firm.

You girls better come by when we open!

Of course!

Must be nice to be rich!

Sponsor my gown, please!

I'm joining a beauty pageant next month.

- Oh, just a gown? Sure! - Wow!

I saw your post. You almost won!

I know! The Q&A got me.

Why are the questions always so hard?

The gay guys are so good at it!

You know what? Just do it.

Try and try until you die!

Exactly!

And what about you, Ms. Thess?

Ms. Thess?

How have you been? You're the one who's been inactive online!

Still in full-time mom mode,

even though your godchild's already in the US!

Aww.

It's been ten years since we last saw her!

That was the last time we were all together, too!

It was your going-away party, Carmen, before you left for Singapore!

- I remember! - Wasn't that your kid's birthday, Thess?

- Oh, was it? - Oh, come on!

My memory's better than yours!

By the way, how's your daughter, Thess?

She's all grown up now, huh?

Hey, honey?

You said to call around this time...

so I could catch you in the morning.

Why aren't you picking up?

Mommy misses you.

I'm sorry I'm so clingy, sweetie. It's just that...

You know...

it's always been just the two of us, right?

Sweetie, call me when you can...

Call me when you get the chance, okay?

I hope you haven't forgotten about me.

Love you, sweetie. I miss you.

Yay!

Thank you!

- This is for you. - Alright.

Thank you!

Cheers!

The bartender’s cute!

Let’s go.

You really know how to work your charm, Jenny!

See? We got free drinks.

Oh, she's good at that.

Yeah!

Your hair almost hit me in the face!

I'm a pro at—

Beauty pageant Q&As!

- Wow! - Oh, really?

- All right, prove it! - Bring it on!

What's one plus one?

- Magellan. - Wow!

Girl, that's so outdated!

Girls, I refuse to call us old!

- No way! - Let’s just call ourselves...

ageless.

Anyway, we may not be in our prime anymore,

but we're still hot!

Of course!

- Thess, you used to be so conservative! - Hey!

I'm still a prude! I even cover my boobs when I'm giving head!

- No way! - Girl!

- Wow! - Wait, what did we come here for again?

Oh, right.

What else? We're here to snag ourselves some men!

So,

who's in?

We're in!

- Go! - Let's do this!

- Game! - Game!

All right, let's find our men!

- All right, let's start looking. - Where do we start?

What about that guy?

He looks a little big, doesn't he?

Oh?

Oh!

He's taken.

Oh, come on. She looks like my daughter!

Oh, she misses her.

Wait a minute.

- Where? - The DJ.

He's so handsome!

- You’re right! - How about him?

He's cute, and he's a DJ!

- You know what I mean? - So cute!

- Oh, he's gay! - Oh!

So irritating! Where have all the good men gone?

Oh, come on!

It’s over. We can’t find anyone.

Let us not lose hope.

No! We'll find plenty more!

Wait—relax, girls.

We’ll find more —hold on.

We just need to keep our eyes open...

- Like this? - Yes!

Excuse me.

- Oh! - Mind if I join you?

Oh!

Handsome.

Ouch!

- Ow! - Aliyah!

- Relax. - Take it easy.

Hi, I’m Allen.

Hi, Allen.

Thess.

Hi. You are?

- Hi, I’m Jenny. - With the “H”.

Oh, you’re Jenny?

Looks like I'll be fingering myself later.

Anyway, it’s nice meeting you, ladies.

Welcome to our bar. Let's enjoy the night!

Thank you.

Bye.

Girls, looks like I'll be using my fingers tonight.

- Wait, wait. - Hey!

Girls, are we all thinking the same thing?

- Confirmed! - What is?

He’s the one!

That's our guy! Young and handsome!

And he's hot!

- You guys thinking what I'm thinking? - All right, let's do it!

Yes! Yeah, we're all thinking the same thing.

Let's show the world we've still got it!

- Okay? - Okay.

Operation...

Snag Allen.

Okay!

And you know what “harbat” means, right?

- Of course I do! - So...

Let’s go, MILFs.

Let's do this!

Exciting!

What’s the plan?

- Yeah, that's right. - We need...

Oh my god!

Hello, ladies!

You all look gorgeous.

What?

What did she just call us?

Bye, ladies! See you around!

What? Who are you?

- Oh my god, who’s that bitch? - What did she just call us?

Please. My pussy looks fresher than hers.

Hold me back before I do something!

No. Go on.

I'm gonna punch her— Hold me down!

Chill, Aliyah! You'll ruin my lashes! My gosh!

- God... - What?

That's what you're worried about? Your lashes?

My lashes will get ruined!

Whoa, hold on, ladies. You know what?

Relax. Chill.

Let's not let some young girl ruin our night.

You have a point.

Come on, let's get back to having fun. Cheers!

Okay, let's talk strategy—

Let's get down to business.

The nerve of her.

“Ladies”?

Seriously?

She's ruining our night!

Hi, Allen!

Hi. Jenny, right?

Jenny from the Block.

Block 2. As in—

Masaya Street, Quezon City!

Um, do you need anything?

You.

- Me? - I need you.

Kidding!

You've got nice pecs, Allen.

Damn, you're solid!

Thank you.

What about me?

What do you think of my body?

Not bad, right?

Uh...

You see,

I’m a beauty queen.

Slash goddess.

Slash dancer.

Slash singer.

Really?

No wonder you’re beautiful.

Shit! It’s broken.

This can't be happening!

This can't happen!

Oh, come on!

Where are my lashes? Why are they—

Where are my lashes?

I'm already dumb! Beauty's all I've got!

Where—

Where are they?

It's the only thing that makes me pretty!

I'm not smart.

And now it’s gone.

I have to look pretty!

Where is it?

Where are my lashes?

It’s—

I have to look pretty—

I’m—

I have to look pretty.

Stop stating the over.

You know, as a beauty queen,

we need to be healthy.

Physically.

Um—

Wait, I’m—

I’m healthy, right?

- What do you think? - Um... Yes?

Yeah, you're healthy.

You are healthy.

So, what are you waiting for?

Let's get it on!

- So, Jenny? How'd it go? - What happened?

What did you discover?

- What happened? - Why do you look like that?

I thought you were good at Q&As!

Hey! Time's up,

and you still haven't answered!

Essence of a man...

- What? - Essence of a man?

What do you mean “Essence of a man”?

Isn’t that essence of a woman?

Sushmita Sen said that, right?

- Oh, right! - What’s with that look?

What is it, Jenny?

Huh?

No way!

You did not!

Did you hook up with Allen?

No way!

Seriously?

It was good.

- What? - I knew it.

Well...

Let’s drink.

What the fuck?

- What? - Keep it down.

She's flirting with Allen!

What?

Girls!

Do something!

We're not just gonna let that happen, are we?

Of course!

And look at her! She's so ugly!

I know.

You’re right.

Hello?

She's so tacky! She's wearing way too much makeup!

And she has no future!

Oh, my God! Look at her, smiling away!

Gosh!

What the—

Why are you crying?

What’s with you?

She has better lashes than me!

I thought this was the latest trend?

- Girls! - Hold on.

Ladies, you know what? Let's just relax for a bit.

We don't even know what's going on between them yet.

You’re right.

And even if it's true,

are we just gonna give up?

Of course not!

Then,

the fight's still on!

Of course.

Girls,

I missed you all.

Aww...

Can we meet again tomorrow?

- Tomorrow? - Same place,

same time.

Please.

Go!

I'm in! What about you, Carmen?

Um... Sure.

That’s settled.

- Yes! - See you tomorrow, girls!

Let's meet early so we have more time to catch up!

Cheers!

See you tomorrow.

See you!

Oh, boy. Another endless gossip session tomorrow!

The earlier, the better! We've got a lot to talk about.

- True! - Right?

Hey! How have you been?

I'm doing okay.

You know what?

I had a reunion with my friends.

It was so fun.

As usual,

they're still crazy as ever.

Oh, that's right!

Your birthday's coming up!

You know,

I miss you.

Anyway, I'm going to bed now.

No staying up late, or looking tired!

No losing your glow.

You're early. What are you doing here?

Oh, um...

Well, I was... looking for Aliyah.

Oh, Aliyah.

Are you open?

Open for what?

I mean,

is your bar open yet?

Oh!

It's still a bit early, but...

All right, I'll open up just for you.

Oh.

Can I use your res—

I’m sorry!

Sorry, sorry! I got it all wet!

But I wanted to...

- What? - What I meant was—

I was wondering if I could change in your restroom.

Sure. You can use the bathroom in my office.

Oh, okay.

Want me to show you the way?

Oh, sure!

I'll just grab my things.

All right.

I'll wait for you.

Thess, here’s the towel—

Hi, Allen.

Want to join?

Wait!

Hold on!

Okay, that’s enough.

Excuse me! Close the door!

Hurry!

Hi!

What the hell!

Oh my god.

Aliyah!

What were you—

Well, you see...

What?

Never mind that!

I was just pole dancing on his pole.

Oh my God! It's way too early for that!

What about you, huh?

And why were you with him so early?

Oh, you ladies are here too?

Looks like I'm in the wrong place.

Let's go before the boss comes looking for us.

You're too much!

That girl—

You know, she reminds me of my child.

I smell something fishy.

Well, duh. You’ve still got that going on.

- Where? - Wipe it off, will you?

Sorry about that.

It's just that...

I haven't been this happy in so long.

I'm just so happy we're all together again, you know?

Hurry up! I'll wait for you outside.

- Give me a kiss first! - I'll just wait outside!

- You're so dramatic! - Just hurry up!

It's just a kiss on the cheek!

Pain can leave you numb.

But sometimes, you need to hurt to feel.

Looks like you wanted more, huh?

What are you you doing here?

You're not allowed here.

Are you sure?

Fuck!

Oh—fuck!

Oh, shit—

Allen—

Yes!

Oh, fuck!

Shit!

Same old Allen.

Still so easy to bait.

Bye, Allen.

See you...

when I feel like it!

I wonder where Carmen is.

Yeah, why isn't she here yet?

I don’t know.

Hello?

Nothing.

Carmen's seriously ignoring my calls.

Let it go. Maybe she's busy. You know how she is.

OMG! Those two are together again?

Looks like our hunch was right after all!

Girls!

That damn woman!

She's so infuriating!

Geez...

Would you like anything else?

Yes.

A machete, please! I've got someone to kill!

Whoa! Easy there! Who are you mad at?

That woman who was strutting around earlier!

The one with a face full of makeup!

The one who's practically all plastic!

- The pretty one! - Pretty one?

- I mean... I'm prettier than her. - Pretty one?

Back in my day, I'd have totally outshone her!

Oh!

You mean Ana?

- You got it right... - Bingo.

She's a regular here.

Clearly. You two seem pretty close.

Yeah.

Where's Carmen, by the way?

Why do you ask?

Well, uh...

I was at her place earlier. She left her wallet with her IDs behind.

So I brought it to her.

- What? - What?

Yeah.

Hi, girls.

What's wrong?

I swear, you guys are unbelievable!

What the hell is your problem?

Is it Allen?

You all really think you're that pretty, huh?

Why?

Come on, just admit it! I'm the prettiest one here!

Hey! Excuse me! I'm the hottest one here!

Will you shut up? Your bangles are so annoying!

I'm the beauty queen here, so I'm obviously the prettiest!

How many times do we have to tell you?

- Move on! - Move on!

Wait!

Are you seriously still fighting over who's prettier?

You know, you're the one who's always trying to look pretty!

You already beat us to Allen!

What?

What are you talking about?

Yeah, Carmen! Don't play dumb.

Allen already told us everything.

And you even came up with that Operation: Harbat.

You just wanted Allen all to yourself!

So what if Allen came over to my place?

You know what?

You three are unbelievable! Get your minds out of the gutter!

Girls, we’re all friends.

So why do I feel like we’re competing?

- Ugh, whatever! - Ugh, whatever!

These idiots—

Happy birthday in heaven, my child.

Mommy misses you so much.

Don’t worry,

Mommy will be okay.

Don't worry, because...

Mommy has lots of friends.

Mommy has so many wonderful friends.

Hello, sweetheart?

I fought with your aunts...

But I'm okay. Don't worry about me.

How about you? How are you doing there?

Why haven't I heard from you?

Please call me, okay? I miss you so much.

You know you're the only one I can talk to, right?

Are you eating well over there? I hope you're—

I hope you're not skipping meals and going hungry.

Don't tell me you're staying up late again.

Make sure you get enough sleep, okay?

And don't forget to take your vitamins every day, okay?

Please call me, okay, sweetheart?

Please?

If you have time.

Even just for a little chat.

I miss you so much.

Please call me, sweetheart. I really miss you.

Okay, I'll call you again soon, all right?

I love you.

I miss you.

I am Jenny from the Block.

Block 2.

Diliman.

Masaya street.

Quezon City.

I am a proud MILF.

I’m fine.

I can do this.

Hello?

Hello.

When I went to Singapore,

I got pregnant by a coworker...

She’s four years old.

I used to beat myself up over it so much.

Because...

I left my child with the nanny.

I was such a workaholic back then...

I thought...

I was doing everything for my child.

But in the end,

I lost my child.

Why are you only telling us this now?

You told us you were seeing someone,

but we had no idea you had a kid.

You know,

I let my pride get the best of me...

I didn't want to look like a failure.

I didn't want anyone to pity me.

Me...

my own child left me.

She moved to Canada with her boyfriend.

She'd rather continue her studies there.

And live there permanently.

After I devoted my whole life to her...

she still ended up leaving me...

I thought,

being a good mother...

would make her love me more...

And that she'd never leave me...

But I was wrong...

I’m sorry.

I know I can be a lot to deal with sometimes.

I can't seem to let go of the past.

But honestly, I'm a little jealous of you guys...

Because you got to experience true love.

Even if it didn't last...

Three failed engagements...

three break-ups.

They always left me for someone younger.

Maybe that's why I keep getting work done.

Hoping that one day,

someone won't trade me in for someone else.

And choose me for once.

But no matter what I do...

Why does it always end up this way?

They still end up leaving me.

I cut myself.

Is that why you always wear bangles?

Sometimes,

it feels easier to disappear than to keep living...

Especially when you're carrying childhood trauma.

When your own relatives beat you...

Even the man you thought would save you...

Aliyah...

Jenny...

You're beautiful.

You're beautiful, inside and out.

Never forget that.

Actually, I've already put away my crowns.

I realized I didn't need them anymore...

Because...

with you guys,

I've already won.

We’re all enough, ladies.

Remember that.

We'll never be alone again.

Right, Aliyah?

We'll always have each other's backs.

And from now on,

we're done wasting our time on men.

We're done worrying about them.

Hell yeah!

We won't let men hurt us again.

Not even Allen!

So,

world peace?

World peace!

Look at us, crying our eyes out!

Oh, great! There goes our makeup.

Enough with the tears! Let's get wasted!

Come on! Let's hit the club!

All's well that ends well.

Nothing can ever tear us apart.

Woohoo!

Oh my god!

Thank you!

- Hey, wait up! Don't leave us behind! - Come on, let's toast!

Sorry! We got a little too excited!

Hold on—

Cheers!

- Yes! - Oh my god!

- Wow! That’s the stuff! - Jenny!

So good!

Gosh! You know what?

I can't believe we let one guy come between us!

- I know, right? - Oh, my goodness!

I even fantasized about having amazing sex with Allen.

Can you believe that?

Same here.

That jacuzzi love scene was just a fantasy anyway...

Good thing none of us actually hooked up with him, huh?

- Exactly! - Though I can't say the same for Carmen.

Sorry, girls! You were just imagining things.

So nothing really happened?

Nothing at all.

Girl, same! I've got some wild thoughts, too.

But what goes on in my head stays in my head!

Better keep it that way.

- Yeah. - We might not survive hearing it!

Because... it might actually be true.

Just kidding.

Anyway, girls, you know what?

Let's just admit it...

We're MILFs, right?

We’re...

Beautiful,

inspiring, limitless women.

Oh! I like that!

Right?

Here's to us MILFs!

So, MILFs forever, ladies?

MILF forever!