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Police Squad! In colour.
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Starring Leslie Nielsen.
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Also starring Alan North.
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And Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln.
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Tonight's special guest star,
Lorne Greene.
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Tonight's episode, The Broken Promise.
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Sally, I just can't
cover up for you anymore.
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- I'm in this thing way too deep already.
- Not as deep as I am.
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Honey, please, my orthodontist is
getting anxious. He wants his money.
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Well, tell him you haven't got it.
What can he do?
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What can he do? He'd beat up his
own mother when it comes to money.
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Jim, please, you gotta go along
with me or I'm in serious trouble.
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I'm sorry, Sally.
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Please, I only need a couple more days.
By then, the rubber bands will be off.
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Yeah, sure, then next week you'll need
a retainer. There's no end to it.
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Jim, please, one more visit.
Just for tightening.
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Sally, I'm sorry.
This is it. End of the line.
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All right.
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I'll think of something. I've got to.
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Look, Sally, you know
I'd like to help you,
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but with the auditors coming in,
I've got to balance the books.
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- Good afternoon, sir. May I help you?
- I'd like to cash this cheque.
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- Payroll cheque?
- Yes, I'm with the Lerman tyre company.
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At least I used to be.
I just got laid off today.
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Well, since this is your first time here,
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can I see some identification,
Mr Twice?
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Yeah, sure. Here's my driver's licence.
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Do you have two major credit cards?
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Thumbprint here, please.
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Now stand on that line
and look directly into the camera.
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Thank you.
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Now look to your left and cough.
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And again.
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Now, spread your toes, please.
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And the other foot.
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Thank you. Come and see us
anytime, Mr Twice.
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Thanks.
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Sally!
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Sally!
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My name is Sergeant Frank Drebin,
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Detective Lieutenant, Police Squad,
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a special detail
of the police department.
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There'd been a recent wave
of gorgeous fashion models
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found naked and unconscious
in Laundromats on the West Side.
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Unfortunately,
I was assigned to investigate hold-ups
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at neighbourhood credit unions.
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I was across town doing my laundry
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when I heard their call
on the double killing.
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It took me 20 minutes to get there.
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My boss was already on the scene.
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An attempted hold-up, Frank.
Cashier's the only witness.
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According to her,
the gunman shot the teller,
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she grabbed the gun
and shot the hold-up man.
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It's the same M.O. as the others.
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It could be, but this one
has an interesting wrinkle.
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The gunman, Twice, is a good
family man with no prior record.
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- Could I talk to her?
- Sure.
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This is Sally Decker, Frank.
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- Hello, Miss Decker.
- Hello.
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I'm Captain Frank Drebin.
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I understand
you've had a pretty rough time.
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Yeah, it was pretty bad.
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- Cigarette?
- Yes, I know.
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Well.
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- Do you feel up to any questions?
- I'll try.
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Where were you
when all this happened?
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I was right here at my desk, working.
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And when was the first time
you noticed something was wrong?
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Well, when I first heard the shot,
and as I turned, Jim fell.
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He's the teller, Frank.
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- What, Jim Fell's the teller?
- No, Jim Johnson.
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- Who's Jim Fell?
- He's the auditor, Frank.
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- He had the flu, so Jim filled in.
- Phil who?
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Phil Din.
He's the night watchman, Frank.
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If only Phil had been here.
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Now wait a minute.
Let me get this straight.
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Twice came in
and shot the teller and Jim Fell.
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No, he only shot the teller,
Jim Johnson. Fell is ill.
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Okay, then after he shot the teller,
you shot Twice.
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No, I only shot once.
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Twice is the hold-up man.
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- Then I guess I did shoot Twice.
- So now you're changing your story.
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- No, I shot Twice after Jim fell.
- You shot Twice and Jim Fell?
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No, Jim fell first,
and then I shot Twice once.
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- Who fired twice?
- Once.
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He's the owner
of the tyre company, Frank.
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Okay.
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Wunce is the owner of the tyre company
and he fired Twice.
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- Then, Twice shot the teller once.
- Twice.
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- And Jim fell and then you fired twice.
- Once.
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Okay, all right,
that'll be all for now, Miss Decker.
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Now, we'll need you to make
a formal statement down at the station.
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- Of course.
- You've been very helpful.
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- We think we know how he did it.
- Howie couldn't have done it.
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He hasn't been in for weeks.
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Well.
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Thank you again, Miss Decker.
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- Weeks?
- Sol Weeks. He's the controller, Frank.
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Sally Decker told a convincing story.
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I thought she would make a good
witness if the case ever came to trial.
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But somehow, something didn't sit right.
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I drove back to Police Squad
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to see what Homicide
and the lab boys had picked up.
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So, Billy, when the moisture in the air
comes in contact with the cold pitcher
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it forms water droplets,
what we call "condensation."
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Just like on your mother
when she gets out of the shower,
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glistening with tiny little beads of...
Oh, hi, Frank.
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That'll be all for today, Billy.
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Next week, we'll look into
some interesting experiments
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we can do with discarded swimwear.
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Thanks, Mr Olson. Bye.
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- You come up with anything, Ted?
- Well, we got the coroner's report
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on the depth of penetration
of the bullet in Jim Johnson's body.
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If the hold-up man
had been where Sally Decker said,
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the bullet should have
penetrated deeper.
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Let me show you what we did.
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These guns are identical
to the one that killed Jim Johnson.
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Watch carefully as I test fire this gun
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into these videotapes
of Barbara Walters interviews.
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As you can see, it completely destroys
the Burt Reynolds interview.
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And everything from
Bo Derek to Paul Newman.
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But only up to the point where Barbara
asks him, "Is it difficult to love?"
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Now let me show you what happens
when the gun is fired from three feet.
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Which is the distance Sally claimed
the shots were fired from.
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Notice?
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Complete destruction.
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Right up to the point
where she asked Katharine Hepburn
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what kind of tree she'd like to be.
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Our next stop was a neighbourhood
known as Little Italy.
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A criminal investigation
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seldom follows a straightforward,
clear-cut course.
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This one was obviously no exception.
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I felt we had to talk
with Ralph Twice's widow
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to see how much she knew.
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Please go away. Please go away.
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I don't want to answer
any more of your questions.
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We're sorry to bother you
at a time like this, Mrs Twice.
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We would have come earlier,
but your husband wasn't dead then.
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Ralph was such a good man.
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Who could have done
such a horrible thing?
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Did he owe any money? Doctor bills?
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Gambling debts?
Book-of-the-month club?
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No, nothing.
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Just two more payments
on our solar telescope.
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Oh, poor Ralph.
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Do you know what it's like to be married
to a wonderful man for 14 years?
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No, I can't say that I do.
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I did live with a guy once, though,
but that was just for a couple of years.
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Usual slurs, rumours, innuendos,
people didn't understand.
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Ran him out of town
like a common pigmy.
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- Did he have any enemies?
- Well, the Democrats didn't like him.
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Sure, he was a physical education
major, but he had a mind.
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He could think. He wasn't all muscle,
all body, all sinewy limbs.
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He got married, you know, later,
had three kids.
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Never cared for her.
Sent a nice gift, never got a note.
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Now, I know this is a long shot,
but did he ever eat chop suey?
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- Why, no. No, he never did.
- It was just a hunch.
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I told him she was wrong.
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And that youngest boy,
just like his father, football hero.
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Lived with him for a year.
It wasn't the same.
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- Can't go back.
- Oh, poor Ralph.
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And what about my daughter?
What am I gonna tell her?
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Yeah, you're gonna have
to tell her something.
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- Tell her he went on a long trip.
- Tell her... Wait a minute.
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How about a big monster came
and took him to Daddy Heaven?
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- Nah.
- What about this?
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He threw himself on a grenade
to save the battalion? Yeah, that's it.
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No, no, wait a minute. He was killed
by left wing insurgents from Paraguay.
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No, Bolivia!
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I got it. I got... He was traded
to the Cubs for Reggie Jackson.
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No further progress was made
in the next 10 hours.
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The following morning,
I reported back to Police Squad.
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About 10:00, Sally Decker
dictated a formal statement.
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She said the hold-up man had come in
once before, to extort protection money.
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- Something new?
- Nothing.
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- Anything here?
- Not until we get the lab reports.
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I got them right here, Chief.
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Reports on our APB, negative.
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R and I rundown on Twice, negative.
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Fingerprint identification, negative.
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If he was crooked,
he sure had a lot of people fooled.
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What about the final autopsy report
on Johnson and Twice?
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- They should rest in peace.
- Yeah, anything unusual there?
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Yeah, take a look at that section
on bullet penetration.
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According to this,
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the bullet canals in both bodies
took an upward course.
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And they were standing face to face.
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Just a few feet apart.
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Get me Pete Preussing at Homicide.
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Tell him I want to meet him
and a few of his men
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down at the Acme Credit Union.
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Right away, sir.
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Now, Preussing, move closer, slowly.
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All right, that's it.
This is the approximate distance
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the two men were apart
when the shots were fired.
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Now, McBeen,
you're gonna be the teller.
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Preussing, you're Ralph Twice.
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The tape indicates
the path the bullet took.
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All right.
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Hold-up man enters,
demands money and fires.
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I spent most of the afternoon
trying to determine
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the possible angles from which
the bullets might have been fired.
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Re-enactment of a crime
in this way can be a helpful tool
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in a criminal investigation.
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If the teller had his back turned
and then the gunman fired...
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A ricochet.
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After several hours,
I had some interesting theories,
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but still nothing conclusive.
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When my boss called,
I gave him the information,
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but I knew I needed more answers.
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And I had an idea
of where I could get some.
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- What's the word on the street, Johnny?
- I don't know.
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I hear a lot of things. Pick a topic.
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Do you know anything about the double
killings at the Acme Credit Union?
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You're barking up the wrong tree
with this Ralph Twice.
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He's a good family man
and makes a decent living.
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Wasn't his fault he got fired
from the tyre company.
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But who could predict that Brazil
would cut off the rubber supply?
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They're nationalising
the industry in two weeks,
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so he would have gotten
his job back anyway.
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Now, Sally Decker, that's another story.
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She used to be Joe Surlow's girl
until she got involved in the numbers.
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Before you knew it,
she was up to her pretty little neck
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in penny-ante bunko scams.
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Where do I locate this Surlow?
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He's working at this address.
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Thanks, Johnny.
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What do you know
about life after death?
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I wouldn't know anything about it.
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You talking existential being
or anthropomorphic deity?
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After taking care
of an urgent personal matter,
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I proceeded directly to the address
that Johnny had given me.
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It turned out to be
one of those all-night wicker places.
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Surlow had done some time
years earlier for a minor offence.
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He was one of those guys
who had come up
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through the school of hard knocks.
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Eventually, he admitted
that he and Sally
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had been long-time acquaintances.
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She had come to him recently
to ask for money to pay off an oral debt.
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The orthodontist needed the money.
Surlow had done what he could for her.
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Fortunately, he had remembered
the dentist's name,
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Dr Robert Zubatsky.
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Zubatsky's office
was located in Fox Point Heights.
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A fashionable area of town
where foreign imports
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and two-martini lunches
were the order of the day.
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His clientele were the sons
and daughters of the privileged.
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I decided it might be a good time
to have my teeth checked.
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Mr Drebin,
Dr Zubatsky will see you now.
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That's the second door
on your left, Mr Drebin.
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You're next, Carl.
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As soon as this impression is complete,
we'll know a lot more, Mr Drebin.
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Are those x-rays ready, Miss Frenzell?
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Yes, Doctor.
Would you like to take a look?
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Yes, I would.
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All right, let's get started, shall we?
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Sally Decker?
Sally Decker. That name rings a bell.
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No, I can't place it.
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Look, I'm telling you, I don't know her.
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All right, I know her.
She was a patient of mine.
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Her lower left quadrant
was all messed up, but so what?
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Okay, okay, now, look
she's a good-looking dame.
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We went out and had laughs,
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a couple of drinks,
but that's the whole story.
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Look, look, I don't need trouble.
I'll cooperate.
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My God, you're an animal!
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I am not an animal!
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I am a human being!
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Zubatsky's information
pointed in the same direction,
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Sally Decker.
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The pieces were now coming together,
but they still weren't enough.
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We needed something more
for a conviction.
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I stopped back at Police Squad
to set the trap.
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When I got to the elevator,
my boss was already on the scene.
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Any luck with the dentist, Frank?
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Sally paid him up in full, one day after
the double killing and theft.
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- How do you know that?
- Went through his files.
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Sally was seeing Zubatsky,
six years, maybe seven.
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Eight times a year. Always in arrears.
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Then suddenly, 24 hours after
the killing, she's paid up in full.
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Well, it looks like she's in this thing
up to her pretty little ears.
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- Was the dentist cooperative?
- Yeah, he gave us plenty of rope.
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Now we have to see if we can get Sally
to stick her head into the noose.
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Yeah.
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Hello?
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Hello, Sally, this is Dr Zubatsky.
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I need to talk to you.
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Sorry, B.Z., we're through.
I paid you in full.
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I made an appointment
with another orthodontist.
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That's right, Sally. You did pay me.
I have the money right here.
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Fresh from the mint, traceable.
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You wanna talk?
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Yeah, okay, you win.
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Half an hour.
Corner of Cherry and Galena.
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What was the phoney phone call about?
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Just socialising.
Talked to our little friend, Sally Decker.
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Outside of the fact
that she paid off the dentist,
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we still have no real proof
and no motive.
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Well, I say dipping into the till
for $1,200 is a pretty good motive.
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- Not enough, Frank. We'll need more.
- Don't worry.
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I got a date with her.
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Frank, one thing.
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Now, if you're right,
she's already killed two men.
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You'd better watch your step.
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- Sergeant Drebin!
- Hello, Sally, you waiting for someone?
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I was just about to leave.
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Yeah, that's the trouble with doctors.
They always keep you waiting.
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I don't know what you're talking about.
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Come on over here
and sit down. I'll tell you.
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I've been doing some checking up,
Sally, and it doesn't add up.
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- What do you mean, Lieutenant?
- I don't think that Twice shot Johnson.
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I don't understand.
I was there when it happened.
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I think that you took the money,
to pay your orthodontist.
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- Captain Drebin! That just isn't true.
- You knew it was just a matter of time.
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You knew that,
until the payoff was discovered.
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But that's impossible.
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I haven't ever been involved
in anything so heinous.
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Yeah, that's right.
Sally Decker has no record.
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But Sally was formerly Babs Caltrane.
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Notorious gunrunner in Memphis.
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Only difference is, Babs has red hair.
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And before that, she was a brunette
hit man named Zazu Pitts.
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And before that,
she sang backup for Aretha Franklin.
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All right, Frank, did your research
reveal that I did a stint
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with the marines and reupped?
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No, I can't say that it did.
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Sally! Sally Decker!
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This is the police. You are surrounded.
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Throw down your gun and surrender.
You do not have a chance.
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All right, Sally, you're under arrest.
Sergeant, take her away and book her.
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Sergeant Takeraway. Sergeant Booker.
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Well, that was some pretty fancy
police work, Frank.
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I know you got Sally's record
from R and I,
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but how did you know
she handled the loan office heist?
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- Just a little hunch back at the office.
- Thought so.
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I brought that little hunchback with me.
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- Charlie, come out here.
- Charlie, good going.
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- Hi, Frank.
- Hi, Ed.
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Just got back from the arraignment.
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Sally Decker's gonna have to get
her teeth straightened
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- In the Statesville Prison from now on.
- Good.
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And there'll be plenty of time
to do it, too.
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Got something
on the side of your mouth, Al.
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No, no, no, the other side.
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You know, Frank, there's one
thing I still don't understand.
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Now, how did you know that the money
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Sally gave to Dr Zubatsky
wasn't traceable?
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- I didn't.
- Yeah?
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But neither did Sally.
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Be sure to tune in next week
for another exciting story
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