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[MUSIC PLAYING INDISTINCTLY]
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[ROBYN MOANING AND PANTING]
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[PATRICK GROANING]
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PATRICK: Come on. Come on.
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ROBYN: Like that?PATRICK: Yeah, harder.
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PATRICK: Faster. [GROANING]
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Use both hands.ROBYN: I am.
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Come on.
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PATRICK: Don't stop.
Keep going.
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ROBYN: Just let me.
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PATRICK: Um... Fuck!
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[CRYING] Fuck!
Blow in his mouth.
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You're supposed to
blow in his mouth.
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Patrick, I've got this.We weren't doing
anything gay.
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How old is he?Fuck! Fuck!
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Fuck! Fuck!
I am Fucked!
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What exactly
have you had?
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Coke, vodka, MD...
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We used some poppers,
oxycodone...
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Vicodin, clozapine,
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and he was drinking
that stuff with all
gold flakes in it.
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You know, gold leaf.How much cocaine?
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I don't know.
A lot.
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Listen to my voice.
There was just a bowl of it.
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What's his name?[STAMMERING]
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I don't know. Pedro.
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Pedro?
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[SIGHS] You so don't
know his name.
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Don't just snap at me.
This is very stressful.
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Okay. Can you roll
that thing up?
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You're flapping it
really close to my face.
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If this comes out,
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I'm dead.
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It's... It's over.
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I can't do this. If this
comes out, I'm crucified.Patrick. Patrick!
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[PATRICK TALKING INDISTINCTLY]
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If you kill yourself
I'll fucking kill you!
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PATRICK:
I can't take this.
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[PATRICK SOBBING]
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[VOMITING]
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Ugh!
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I'm sorry.Are you okay?
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Uh-huh.Good.
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That's for getting
sick on my dress.
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Now, get it together.
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As for you...
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Wake the fuck up!
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[COUGHING]
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[BREATHING HEAVILY]
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[SCREAMING]
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Senora.Patrick!
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[SPEAKING SPANISH]
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MAN: Room service.You ordered room service?
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I've got
blood sugar issues.
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[SPEAKING SPANISH]MAN: Is everything
all right in there?
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ROBYN: Just leave it
in the hall, please.
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[GLASS SHATTERING]
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Go on get dressed
right now.Yeah.
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[SPEAKING SPANISH]
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No lamp-o, por favor.
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I'm just gonna
put this down
right here.
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Mr. Andrews.
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There is no
Mr. Andrews, huh?
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Mr. Andrews.
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I tell.
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Here's what's gonna
happen, okay?
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You're not gonna
tell it to anyone
about Mr. Andrews
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because Mr. Andrews
wasn't here
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and you've never
met Mr. Andrews.
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That's a favor
I'm asking.
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And in return,
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I'm not gonna have you
arrested for solicitation
and thrown in prison
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where you'll get to do exactly
what you're doing right now,
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but for a hell of
a lot less money.
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Hmm. You understood that
all right, then.
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You can stay here tonight.
I'll take care of the bill.
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You can order
room service,
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you can use
the minibar.
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Knock yourself out.
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But tomorrow,
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you fuck off
and we'll hear
no more about it.
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Deal?
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Deal.
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Oh, one more thing.
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[SNAPS FINGERS]
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Let's get rid of these
shall we?
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[CONTINUES DELETING]
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Is that all of them?Yes.
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Thanks, Pedro.
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Left down the corridor
to the service elevator.
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I'll have a cab meet you
at the end of the street.
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Thank you for coming,
Robyn.
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I don't know what
I'd do without you.
[SOBBING]
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All right,
come on.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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[DOOR SHUTS]
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Buenas noches,Pedro.
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Morning, Auntie Robyn.Oh, Jesus.
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Hi, sweetheart.
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You smell funny.
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You look funny.
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[BLOWS RASPBERRY][CHUCKLES]
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RUTH: I made up the bed
in the spare room for you.
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Couldn't make it
that far?What time is it?
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6:00.There was
a crisis at work.
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RUTH: Of course there was.
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Hi, Rob.
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ROBYN: Good morning.
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Radiant as usual.
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Hey.Naughty Auntie Robyn.
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Hey, that was
your fault.
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Okay, Kelly can have
fruit or toast
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or one of those
if she really wants one.
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You're not working today?
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No, they're letting me work
from home this morning.
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Daddy daycare.
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There's coffee for you.Thank you.
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You.
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Is everything all right?
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[CLICKS TONGUE] Peachy.
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Okay, let's do this.
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You sure you don't
want to take a shower?
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You smell like
a stripper.
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Doesn't she?
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I'm okay.
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Auntie Robyn,
you dropped this.
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Oh, thanks, babe.
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I can't have my coffee
without my sugar.
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Thanks.
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[WHISPERING] Are you
f-ing kidding me?
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Fuck! Ow!RUTH: Hey.
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"F."
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Kelly, let's make some toast,
darling. Come on.
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You like yours strong.
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Don't, Robyn.
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Not in my house.
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I swear
it's not mine.
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I confiscated it
from a client.
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RUTH: Hey, those are mine.
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You'll get them back.
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There is an extra
bottle for Teddy
in the fridge.
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There is backup,
if you need it,
in the freezer...
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Freezer. I know. I can cope
looking after our children...[OVERLAPPING CONVERSATION]
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All right, if I'm not
at work by 8:00,
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Caroline will have me
chemically castrated.
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[SIGHS]
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Okay.
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You good?Absolutely.
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You?Yeah.
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Let's do it.Good to see you, Rob.
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Hope all goes well
this morning.
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I'll be thinking of you.
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And you, of course.
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[KISSING]Be good for Daddy.
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Can we have pancakes?
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Can't have pancakes, sweetie.
It's not Sunday.
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[WHISPERS]
Let's make some pancakes.
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Shades might
be a bit much.
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Al least
I made an effort.
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What's wrong
with this?
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Nothing. If you're
a high-end prostitute
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looking for work.
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I didn't know we were
supposed to dress like
Jackie Onassis.
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I don't know.
This, here...
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You ready?
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Wait!
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Hey.
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Should we say something?
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Like what?
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I don't know.
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Like a prayer?
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What?
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A prayer?
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Okay.[BOTH CHUCKLING]
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[SOBBING]
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Hey. [SHUSHING]
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We shouldn't have left.
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We shouldn't have
let her... [CRYING]
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You and me, kid.
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[CRYING]
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[CELL PHONE RINGING]
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Oh, Fuck!
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No. It's fine.
It's fine.
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You go.
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Hello.
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[WHISPERS] I love you.I love you, bye.
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[IN NORMAL VOICE]
Yes. Mmm-hmm. Yep.
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[ELEVATOR DINGS]
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Is she in?Office.
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[KNOCKING AT DOOR]CAROLINE: Come.
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Morning, Caroline.
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Does this make me
look like a lesbian?
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Uh...
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No. It's lovely.
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You must understand.
I want to look like a lesbian.
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It's for a benefit,
for lesbians.
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Oh, well, in that case
with the right hair...
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What lesbian
are we talking?
Ellen or Portia?
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The second one.
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Someone's trying
to sell a story
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on Anthony Henderson.
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Again?
Who is it this time?
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Oh, I don't know,
some fame-hungry twiglet
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with puffy lips
and sad-eyes.
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Wouldn't normally
be a problem,
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but she says she's got pictures.Of course, she does.
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As you know,
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the papers have
a creaking drawer
full of women
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waiting to cash in
on their one night
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of wild forgettable sex
with Mr. H.
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And once those
floodgates open,
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Noah himself wouldn't be
able to save him.
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We have our fists in
the proverbial dike.
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And she's not
happy about it.
I get it.
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Why can't someone else
deal with him?
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Because you, my dear,
are the best we have.
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Plus, you're the only
one in the office he
hasn't screwed yet.
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What if he tries
to screw me?
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You screw him.
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Or you politely decline
like a big girl.
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I don't care.
This isn't a sleepover.
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All I care about is
that every housewife
in the country
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has a dozen of his cookbooks
on their shelves.
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And they frig themselves
to sleep
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over what a devoted husband
and father he is.
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So, let's not
burst their bubbles.
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Or his 21 million
a year turnover,
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by exposing his myriad
human failings.
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Just get this in
the ground today
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before the hashtag
HendersonPutItUpMeToo
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lights up the Twittersphere.[CELL PHONE RINGING]
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I don't care if that
Jesus himself
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asking for your
hand in marriage.
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There's only one person
allowed to touch their
phone in this office.
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And you're looking at him.
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You're meeting Henderson
at the Mondrian in half an hour.
Brush your teeth first.
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Christ, you've
got lovely skin.
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I'd kill for your skin.
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I mean, literally.
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I would kill you and
peel it off if I could.
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Caroline.Tell me you didn't open
that door without looking first.
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I'm so sorry.
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Just there's a
terrified Scottish girl
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waiting in reception
for you.
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Oh, yes.
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I got you a new pet.
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Hi, I'm Robyn.
You're gonna be with me.
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Hi, I'm Melody.
It's nice to meet you.
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Let me give you
the tour.
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So, what do you
know about us?
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Okay, um, Mills Paulson PR.
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You've got offices in
London and LA and New York.
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You cover everything
from media training
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to brand management,
career strategy,
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and specializing
in crisis management.
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We don't use
the word "crisis"
257
00:11:18,220 --> 00:11:19,961
we call them
"challenges."
258
00:11:20,004 --> 00:11:21,832
Now, the woman in
the Death Star is Caroline.
259
00:11:21,876 --> 00:11:24,313
She's the boss. If you ever
see her smoking inside
don't mention it.
260
00:11:24,356 --> 00:11:25,401
And when she sends you
out for lunch
261
00:11:25,444 --> 00:11:27,011
she wants fresh
steamed broccoli
262
00:11:27,055 --> 00:11:28,621
and salmon sashimi
from Taro.
263
00:11:28,665 --> 00:11:30,667
Make sure you put
the chopsticks in the bag.
264
00:11:30,711 --> 00:11:33,496
She won't use them.
But she'll be offended
if they're not there.
265
00:11:33,539 --> 00:11:35,585
Eve, this is the
new intern, Melody.
266
00:11:35,628 --> 00:11:37,108
Melody, Eve.
267
00:11:37,152 --> 00:11:38,153
Hi, Eve.
268
00:11:38,980 --> 00:11:40,546
Oh, God.
Look at that.
269
00:11:40,590 --> 00:11:41,634
Did you dress yourself?
270
00:11:41,678 --> 00:11:43,071
Be nice, pumpkin.
271
00:11:43,114 --> 00:11:44,420
She looks like she's been
kidnapped by a murderer
272
00:11:44,463 --> 00:11:45,551
and dressed in his
mother's clothes.
273
00:11:45,595 --> 00:11:46,988
[CHUCKLES]No offence.
274
00:11:47,902 --> 00:11:49,207
Great. Um...
275
00:11:50,426 --> 00:11:51,775
Can I get you anything?
276
00:11:51,819 --> 00:11:53,081
Coffee or something?I'll have a coffee.
277
00:11:53,124 --> 00:11:54,299
She can get
her own coffee.
278
00:11:54,343 --> 00:11:56,127
But I do need you to get
ahold of the woman
279
00:11:56,171 --> 00:11:57,955
who claims to have pictures
of Anthony Henderson,
280
00:11:57,999 --> 00:11:59,087
and buy them from her.
281
00:11:59,130 --> 00:12:00,523
I'll email you
the details.Right.
282
00:12:00,566 --> 00:12:01,698
I'll get on to that
right away.
283
00:12:01,742 --> 00:12:03,265
Decaf flat white
without milk, please.
284
00:12:03,874 --> 00:12:05,223
Okay. Should I...
285
00:12:05,267 --> 00:12:06,747
Do the thing I said.
Ignore her.
286
00:12:06,790 --> 00:12:07,878
Maybe one of those
protein bowls.
287
00:12:07,922 --> 00:12:09,010
I missed breakfast.
A fruit bar?
288
00:12:09,053 --> 00:12:10,489
[SNAPS FINGERS]
The pics, okay.
289
00:12:11,229 --> 00:12:12,535
EVE: Christ.
290
00:12:12,578 --> 00:12:13,754
How much we paying her?We're not.
291
00:12:14,537 --> 00:12:15,625
She's an intern.
292
00:12:15,668 --> 00:12:17,061
You kidding me.
Nothing?
293
00:12:17,105 --> 00:12:18,323
I need one of those at my flat.
294
00:12:18,367 --> 00:12:19,629
Do they come in boy?
295
00:12:19,672 --> 00:12:22,414
Six months.
Here for the experience.
No money.
296
00:12:22,458 --> 00:12:23,807
The little Cambodian kids
297
00:12:23,851 --> 00:12:25,635
that make your knock-off Hermes
make more than that.
298
00:12:25,678 --> 00:12:26,941
How dare you?
299
00:12:26,984 --> 00:12:29,900
I only buy handbags made
by free-range children.
300
00:12:29,944 --> 00:12:30,727
And we all had to do it.
301
00:12:31,989 --> 00:12:33,469
Well, I didn't because
my father plays golf
302
00:12:33,512 --> 00:12:35,340
with lots of important people
but everyone else does.
303
00:12:36,733 --> 00:12:37,908
So you're on Henderson?
304
00:12:37,952 --> 00:12:39,257
News travels fast.
305
00:12:39,301 --> 00:12:41,172
Have you dealt
with him much?[CHUCKLES]
306
00:12:41,216 --> 00:12:43,740
When you say "dealt with"
are you asking if I visited
the boneyard?
307
00:12:43,784 --> 00:12:45,655
I cleaned up his mess
with one of the Towies.
308
00:12:45,698 --> 00:12:47,178
We ended up in
the back of his estate.
309
00:12:47,222 --> 00:12:48,745
I still got a scar
on my forehead
310
00:12:48,789 --> 00:12:50,747
from where I hit it repeatedly
on his kid's booster seat.
311
00:12:50,791 --> 00:12:52,836
You're a classy lady, Evie.One tries her best.
312
00:12:52,880 --> 00:12:54,142
Okay. I better go.
313
00:12:54,185 --> 00:12:55,708
The world
won't save itself.
314
00:12:55,752 --> 00:12:58,407
Lunch? I'm spending
the morning with
Conor McGregor.
315
00:12:58,450 --> 00:13:00,322
He's decided he wants
to write a children's book
316
00:13:00,365 --> 00:13:03,020
about a shy cockerel
who gets bullied
by all the chickens
317
00:13:03,064 --> 00:13:05,544
'cause he's got
the funny thing on his head.
What do you call that?
318
00:13:05,588 --> 00:13:06,850
Comb.Comb. Right.
319
00:13:06,894 --> 00:13:08,809
Anyway, the cock then
finds self-respect
320
00:13:08,852 --> 00:13:11,159
by taking up
mixed martial arts.
321
00:13:11,202 --> 00:13:13,639
I shit you not.What is the obsession
with writing children's books?
322
00:13:13,683 --> 00:13:15,598
Surely there's better way
to get your kids to love you.
323
00:13:15,641 --> 00:13:17,295
[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
Apparently not.
324
00:13:17,339 --> 00:13:19,080
It's a date.Don't bone him.
325
00:13:29,917 --> 00:13:30,918
No juice?
326
00:13:32,963 --> 00:13:34,747
Um, you...
You didn't
ask for a juice.
327
00:13:35,923 --> 00:13:36,924
First impressions count.
328
00:13:46,585 --> 00:13:50,589
ANTHONY: So next up we're gonna knock up a classic Henderson household dish.
329
00:13:50,633 --> 00:13:54,332
This dish, for me,
screams, "family dinner."
330
00:13:54,376 --> 00:13:59,468
It's made with care,
it's made with love,
and it's easy as pizza pie.
331
00:13:59,511 --> 00:14:02,906
Meaning, you and
the missus, get maximum...
332
00:14:05,039 --> 00:14:08,651
Uh, Robyn, extreme
circumstances for
a first meeting.
333
00:14:08,694 --> 00:14:09,434
Not for me.
334
00:14:10,479 --> 00:14:12,133
No. [STUTTERS]
Of course not.
335
00:14:12,176 --> 00:14:13,786
Listen, you must
think that I...
336
00:14:13,830 --> 00:14:15,701
I need to know what to
expect if this thing drops.
337
00:14:15,745 --> 00:14:17,442
What do you mean?
338
00:14:17,486 --> 00:14:18,791
How many other women
are gonna be making calls?
339
00:14:19,444 --> 00:14:20,402
I... I don't...
340
00:14:22,273 --> 00:14:25,886
Well, maybe in the past,
I've been a bit... [SIGHS]
341
00:14:25,929 --> 00:14:27,322
I'm on the telly.
342
00:14:27,365 --> 00:14:29,802
And that provides
opportunity...
343
00:14:29,846 --> 00:14:32,631
This isn't the Leveson inquiry.
Can we hurry this up, please?
344
00:14:33,502 --> 00:14:34,590
I love my wife.
345
00:14:34,633 --> 00:14:35,634
How many women, Anthony?
346
00:14:39,203 --> 00:14:41,423
[SIGHING] I'm such
a fucking idiot.
347
00:14:41,466 --> 00:14:44,165
We're in the process
of acquiring damages.
348
00:14:44,208 --> 00:14:46,428
But the truth is, the press
have already had a sniff.
349
00:14:46,471 --> 00:14:49,083
So if we want them to drop
the bone, we're going to have to
give them something better.
350
00:14:50,649 --> 00:14:51,955
What do you mean,
"something better?"
351
00:14:51,999 --> 00:14:54,262
Something sympathetic.
Illness is always good.
352
00:14:54,305 --> 00:14:55,480
Anything wrong
with any of your kids?
353
00:14:55,524 --> 00:14:56,264
Excuse me?
354
00:14:57,787 --> 00:14:58,266
Downs, meningitis,
learning difficulties
at a push.
355
00:14:58,309 --> 00:14:59,571
No, thank God.
356
00:14:59,615 --> 00:15:00,964
Cancer?No!
357
00:15:01,008 --> 00:15:02,966
Oh, come on, Anthony,
work with me!
358
00:15:03,010 --> 00:15:05,926
Wife, brother, sister.
You've seen the ads.
It affects one in three.
359
00:15:07,362 --> 00:15:10,191
Sally's mother
died of breast cancer.
360
00:15:10,234 --> 00:15:12,497
But she was eighty-seven,
and that's four years ago.
361
00:15:12,541 --> 00:15:13,585
So it's in the family...
362
00:15:14,717 --> 00:15:15,761
That's good.
363
00:15:15,805 --> 00:15:16,545
Is it?
364
00:15:18,808 --> 00:15:20,723
Okay. I'm gonna book her in
for a mammogram. I know
a clinic. It's a private place.
365
00:15:20,766 --> 00:15:23,334
Maybe she found a lump.
Maybe her breasts were tender.
366
00:15:23,378 --> 00:15:27,208
And if she tragically lost her
mother to the disease, she's got
to go in and get it checked out.
367
00:15:27,251 --> 00:15:29,427
And you're gonna take
her there and be by her side.
368
00:15:29,471 --> 00:15:32,474
The supportive, wonderful
husband that you are.
369
00:15:32,517 --> 00:15:34,345
Surely we can't just lie.
370
00:15:34,389 --> 00:15:36,782
Did you think we'd
resolve this without lying?
371
00:15:36,826 --> 00:15:39,307
'Cause we can try that
approach if you prefer.
372
00:15:39,350 --> 00:15:42,136
Sorry, but how exactly
am I supposed to get her
to agree to this?
373
00:15:42,179 --> 00:15:45,095
With all due respect, I'm sure
you've lied to your wife before.
374
00:15:45,139 --> 00:15:46,401
You'll figure it out.
375
00:15:50,361 --> 00:15:52,363
Look, just tell her
that you love her.
376
00:15:52,407 --> 00:15:55,801
And that you read an article
about breast cancer rates,
and you're worried.
377
00:15:55,845 --> 00:15:58,804
And you don't want your
kids to lose their mother.
378
00:15:58,848 --> 00:16:00,893
You'd be surprised what people
will believe if they want to.
379
00:16:02,939 --> 00:16:04,375
God! What is...
380
00:16:04,419 --> 00:16:06,812
What's wrong with me?
Why do I do this?
381
00:16:06,856 --> 00:16:08,423
Hey, Anthony. You can't...
382
00:16:09,076 --> 00:16:10,860
It's a nightmare.
383
00:16:10,903 --> 00:16:14,037
Hey, wow, okay.
[WHISPERS]
You can't do this here.
384
00:16:14,081 --> 00:16:18,215
And you're squeezing my hands.
Get... Anthony, get off.
Get off. Come on.
385
00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:21,262
MELODY: Come on.
386
00:16:22,089 --> 00:16:23,829
[TAPPING ON KEYBOARD]
387
00:16:23,873 --> 00:16:24,613
Come on...
388
00:16:25,788 --> 00:16:27,616
[KNOCK AT DOOR]
389
00:16:27,659 --> 00:16:29,270
Hi, I'm the, uh,
computer guy.
390
00:16:29,313 --> 00:16:31,707
Hi! [STAMMERING]
Hi, um, I'm Melody.
391
00:16:31,750 --> 00:16:33,317
It's this one here.
I can't get it to work.
392
00:16:33,361 --> 00:16:34,492
Is this your computer?
393
00:16:34,536 --> 00:16:35,841
No. I'm just an intern.
394
00:16:35,885 --> 00:16:38,496
Um, it's Robyn's computer?
Robyn is my boss.
395
00:16:38,540 --> 00:16:39,541
That's a pretty name.
396
00:16:40,890 --> 00:16:42,935
Melody, not Robyn. Well,
Robyn's a pretty name too.
397
00:16:42,979 --> 00:16:44,328
But, so... What did you say
the problem was, again?
398
00:16:44,372 --> 00:16:45,460
Okay.
399
00:16:45,503 --> 00:16:47,114
Sorry.
400
00:16:47,157 --> 00:16:49,725
It's like...
This thingy there?
401
00:16:49,768 --> 00:16:51,683
So when I move that,
it doesn't move, so I can't...
402
00:16:51,727 --> 00:16:54,077
Yeah, it's... Just...
Sorry.
403
00:16:54,121 --> 00:16:55,078
[TAPPING KEYBOARD]
404
00:16:57,472 --> 00:16:58,516
It's not switched on.
405
00:17:00,518 --> 00:17:02,346
Yep, that was
really embarrassing.[LAUGHING]
406
00:17:02,390 --> 00:17:04,740
It just
wasn't switched on.
407
00:17:04,783 --> 00:17:06,481
And I didn't even
think to change the...
408
00:17:06,524 --> 00:17:08,483
I need you to
book us somewhere for
lunch. Fancy but cheap.
409
00:17:08,526 --> 00:17:11,051
Somewhere I'll like
that won't give me bread.
What's Harry Potter doing here?
410
00:17:11,094 --> 00:17:12,748
I was just fixing
a thing for Melody.
411
00:17:12,791 --> 00:17:14,663
Yeah, it wasn't even
switched on, so...
412
00:17:14,706 --> 00:17:16,056
Don't worry about that.
It's always the switch.
413
00:17:16,099 --> 00:17:18,014
[BOTH GIGGLING]
414
00:17:18,058 --> 00:17:20,016
[MOCKING GIGGLE]
415
00:17:20,060 --> 00:17:21,191
Adorable. Restaurant.
416
00:17:21,235 --> 00:17:22,236
Right.
417
00:17:22,801 --> 00:17:25,021
[HISSES]
418
00:17:25,065 --> 00:17:26,805
Once you've done that,
I want you to go
through these for me.
419
00:17:26,849 --> 00:17:28,068
What's this?
420
00:17:28,111 --> 00:17:29,547
It's Tinder. You're not
familiar with it?
421
00:17:29,591 --> 00:17:31,158
No, I know what Tinder-
422
00:17:31,201 --> 00:17:33,073
Great. So go through. Say yes
to all the attractive ones.
423
00:17:33,116 --> 00:17:35,814
But remember, you're
matching with me, not you,
so standards, high.
424
00:17:35,858 --> 00:17:38,252
Be picky. Nines and tens.
Working professionals.
425
00:17:38,295 --> 00:17:40,602
No beards, no glasses,
no tiger selfies.
426
00:17:40,645 --> 00:17:42,517
If any of them message you,
then you can discuss dinner.
427
00:17:42,560 --> 00:17:45,041
Once they suggest
a restaurant, Google it,
look at the menu.
428
00:17:45,085 --> 00:17:47,826
If you can buy a bottle of wine
for less than thirty quid
then tell them it's a no.
429
00:17:47,870 --> 00:17:50,394
Keep Tuesday evenings free.
That's when I do Kundalini.
430
00:17:50,438 --> 00:17:52,440
[PHONE RINGING]
431
00:17:55,747 --> 00:17:57,227
Yep?
432
00:17:57,271 --> 00:17:59,316
ROBYN: I'm still with Henderson.
Did you get the pictures?
433
00:17:59,360 --> 00:18:02,667
Um, yeah. I was just trying to
email you, but I couldn't get
your computer to work. So...
434
00:18:02,711 --> 00:18:05,105
Yes or no?
435
00:18:05,148 --> 00:18:07,498
Right, yes, I think. She said
she would agree to sell them,
but they're not gonna be cheap.
436
00:18:07,542 --> 00:18:10,153
I didn't know how much
money you had around, so...
437
00:18:10,197 --> 00:18:11,894
That's fine. He can afford it.
438
00:18:11,937 --> 00:18:13,983
Look, I need you to book
a mammogram for me.
439
00:18:14,026 --> 00:18:15,637
A what?
For... For you?
440
00:18:15,680 --> 00:18:18,422
No! Not for me.
For his wife.His wife?
441
00:18:18,466 --> 00:18:20,903
I'll text you the number
of my guy in Harley Street.
He owes me a favor.
442
00:18:22,426 --> 00:18:23,775
Okay, um...
What time do you...
443
00:18:23,819 --> 00:18:25,168
Did he try and fuck you yet?
444
00:18:25,212 --> 00:18:27,736
Jesus! No, Eve! The man
is having a breakdown.
445
00:18:27,779 --> 00:18:29,041
Of course, he is.
Has he started crying yet?
446
00:18:29,085 --> 00:18:30,956
That's what tipped me.
Love seeing a man cry.
447
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:32,393
[SCOFFS] Eve.
448
00:18:32,436 --> 00:18:34,177
Oh, come on,
he must have done
something.
449
00:18:34,221 --> 00:18:37,311
He had his hand on my arse
within three minutes.
Knob out in twenty.
450
00:18:37,354 --> 00:18:40,531
Well, maybe he just
recognizes that I'm more
professional than you are.
451
00:18:41,576 --> 00:18:43,012
Yeah, you're probably right.
Ciao-ciao.
452
00:18:57,069 --> 00:18:58,158
[SNORTS]
453
00:19:03,337 --> 00:19:05,643
[BREATHES DEEPLY]
454
00:19:14,174 --> 00:19:17,177
Sorry about that.It's fine.
455
00:19:17,220 --> 00:19:19,657
But, you are paying for
the hotel and that's
mini bar whiskey
456
00:19:19,701 --> 00:19:21,877
it's gonna cost you about
term of your kid's school fees.
457
00:19:21,920 --> 00:19:23,357
Well, best enjoy it then.
458
00:19:26,925 --> 00:19:27,926
Hmm.
459
00:19:30,538 --> 00:19:33,715
Things haven't been great
with me and the missus.
460
00:19:33,758 --> 00:19:35,151
We hadn't had sex
for a year-and-a-half.
461
00:19:35,195 --> 00:19:36,892
Anthony, I don't care.
462
00:19:36,935 --> 00:19:38,589
It's a sickness,
I'm an addict.
463
00:19:39,764 --> 00:19:42,114
I can't help it,
it's like diabetes.
464
00:19:42,158 --> 00:19:45,161
Maybe you should stop putting
your dick in so many cakes then.
465
00:19:45,205 --> 00:19:47,294
You are a very cold woman,
you know.
466
00:19:47,337 --> 00:19:49,252
I'm not gonna feel sorry
for you because you cheated
on your wife.
467
00:19:49,296 --> 00:19:51,298
I am a decent bloke, okay?
468
00:19:51,341 --> 00:19:53,300
Yeah, I messed around
a little bit, but who hasn't?
469
00:19:53,343 --> 00:19:55,476
I don't deserve
to be crucified for it.
470
00:19:55,519 --> 00:19:57,129
Seriously, this shit
is terrifying.
471
00:19:57,173 --> 00:19:58,827
Everybody's got a story
nowadays.
472
00:19:58,870 --> 00:20:02,265
Everyone. I've got friends
that'll never ever work again
473
00:20:02,309 --> 00:20:05,486
because some disgruntled
one-night stand just pointed
the finger at them.
474
00:20:05,529 --> 00:20:07,488
And it goes both ways.
475
00:20:07,531 --> 00:20:10,447
I've had to deal with my
fare share of clumsy passes
from drunken women.
476
00:20:10,491 --> 00:20:12,406
They follow me
down to the toilet
477
00:20:12,449 --> 00:20:15,017
and grab my arse,
but you don't see me
calling Rupert Murdoch, do you?
478
00:20:16,801 --> 00:20:18,760
You done?
479
00:20:18,803 --> 00:20:21,284
Just saying, if I were a woman,
we wouldn't be having
this conversation.
480
00:20:21,328 --> 00:20:22,329
What's the difference?
481
00:20:23,721 --> 00:20:25,636
I would say the main difference
482
00:20:25,680 --> 00:20:28,204
is that you haven't been told
since you were 11 that every
male you encounter
483
00:20:28,248 --> 00:20:30,250
has the potential to
rape and murder you.
484
00:20:30,293 --> 00:20:33,514
Followed by a life of
pre-sexualization, cat-calling
and slut-shaming
485
00:20:33,557 --> 00:20:35,646
that fills you
with so much guilt and fear
486
00:20:35,690 --> 00:20:38,954
that when you're 16 and some kid
starts choking you during sex,
either with his hands
487
00:20:38,997 --> 00:20:40,999
or with his penis,
'cause he saw
it in a bunch of porn.
488
00:20:41,043 --> 00:20:44,002
You assume it must be you
who got it wrong.
489
00:20:44,046 --> 00:20:46,527
So, every time there's an
inappropriate comment
or a hand on your thigh,
490
00:20:46,570 --> 00:20:48,659
you swallow it.
491
00:20:48,703 --> 00:20:51,793
Until one day the world says,
"Hey, actually, maybe all
that crap isn't your fault,"
492
00:20:51,836 --> 00:20:55,318
and the relief is so great
that shit just pours
out of you like a tsunami.
493
00:20:55,362 --> 00:20:58,539
And, yes, like most tsunamis
innocent people drown.
494
00:20:58,582 --> 00:21:00,323
But, I am sorry
that you've had
to deal with women
495
00:21:00,367 --> 00:21:03,065
you didn't deem
attractive enough,
grabbing your ass.
496
00:21:03,108 --> 00:21:04,632
I appreciate the life
has its challenges.
497
00:21:08,244 --> 00:21:10,420
[LAUGHS]
498
00:21:10,464 --> 00:21:12,161
What?You don't give
a fuck, do you?
499
00:21:12,204 --> 00:21:13,075
[SCOFFS] Should I?
500
00:21:16,339 --> 00:21:17,079
I do love her you know,
501
00:21:18,080 --> 00:21:19,560
my wife.
502
00:21:19,603 --> 00:21:24,086
And I love
my kids, obsessively.
503
00:21:24,129 --> 00:21:28,569
That thing I said to you
about not having sex for a
year-and-a-half, that was a lie.
504
00:21:28,612 --> 00:21:30,701
We have sex all the time
and it's... It's great.
505
00:21:32,877 --> 00:21:35,358
It's just sometimes,
I...
506
00:21:35,402 --> 00:21:37,708
I like to fuck people
that I don't love, too.
507
00:21:39,231 --> 00:21:41,059
That feels like
the first honest thing
you've said to me.
508
00:21:44,149 --> 00:21:45,673
I'm gonna make some calls,
round up some photographers.
509
00:21:46,413 --> 00:21:47,414
Stay here for a bit.
510
00:21:47,457 --> 00:21:48,458
Get your head straight.
511
00:21:50,417 --> 00:21:51,766
Why haven't you tried
to have sex with me?
512
00:21:52,201 --> 00:21:53,942
Excuse me?
513
00:21:53,985 --> 00:21:55,509
If it's such an addiction,
why haven't you tried
to have sex with me?
514
00:21:56,205 --> 00:21:57,641
Um, would...
515
00:21:57,685 --> 00:21:59,469
Would you like me to?No.
516
00:21:59,513 --> 00:22:01,036
I can do if you want.I don't want, thank you.
517
00:22:03,081 --> 00:22:03,821
I'll be in touch.
518
00:22:05,127 --> 00:22:06,215
You're complicated.
519
00:22:08,391 --> 00:22:11,481
You got all this stuff going on
behind the eyes. I wouldn't even
know where to start.
520
00:22:12,830 --> 00:22:14,919
Of course,
I'd like to have sex
with you.
521
00:22:14,963 --> 00:22:18,314
But you are not simple.You only try to sleep
with simple women?
522
00:22:18,358 --> 00:22:21,709
You want me to be
completely honest?Why not?
523
00:22:21,752 --> 00:22:23,667
I'm intimidated by you.And why is that?
524
00:22:27,018 --> 00:22:28,846
Because I know you are more
fucked-up that I am.
525
00:22:30,326 --> 00:22:32,284
[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
526
00:22:32,328 --> 00:22:34,504
When you do it,
does it make you feel
better or worse?
527
00:22:36,201 --> 00:22:37,202
Both.
528
00:22:41,032 --> 00:22:42,860
[BOTH GRUNTING]
529
00:22:45,950 --> 00:22:47,822
[PHONE VIBRATING]
530
00:22:54,698 --> 00:22:57,309
"Conor The Cockerel
was a game bird
531
00:22:57,353 --> 00:22:59,050
"but sometimes
the other chickens
would laugh at him
532
00:22:59,094 --> 00:23:01,531
"because he was too flamboyant
and his crow was too loud..."Eve...
533
00:23:01,575 --> 00:23:03,359
Eve, um,
Robyn wanted me to pick...
534
00:23:03,403 --> 00:23:05,753
Look at this.
I mean, that's the stuff
of nightmares, right?
535
00:23:09,234 --> 00:23:11,976
I need to book
an appointment for...Look at that.
536
00:23:12,020 --> 00:23:13,630
They're like
prison drawings.
537
00:23:13,674 --> 00:23:15,458
I just need to know
if I should call...[CELL PHONE RINGS]
538
00:23:15,502 --> 00:23:17,634
Conor, darling!
539
00:23:17,678 --> 00:23:22,378
Yes, I did, I did, and I am
looking at them right now.
They're beautiful, sweetheart.
540
00:23:22,422 --> 00:23:25,512
Such a lovely simplicity
about them.
541
00:23:25,555 --> 00:23:27,383
I think it's right
not to use color.
542
00:23:27,427 --> 00:23:29,211
So strong
in black and white,
like you.
543
00:23:29,254 --> 00:23:30,560
[LAUGHING]
544
00:23:43,094 --> 00:23:45,488
[LINE RINGING]
545
00:23:45,532 --> 00:23:48,230
Hello,
is that Mrs. Henderson?
546
00:23:48,273 --> 00:23:52,234
Yes, uh, this is Melody.
I am calling from
your husband's PR company.
547
00:23:52,277 --> 00:23:55,672
I'm just looking
to book-in your mammogram
for this afternoon.
548
00:23:55,716 --> 00:23:57,761
And I was just wondering
what kind of times
would be good.
549
00:23:59,459 --> 00:24:00,590
Your mammogram?
550
00:24:03,114 --> 00:24:03,854
Oh...
551
00:24:05,377 --> 00:24:07,554
Right then.
So, what happens now?
552
00:24:07,597 --> 00:24:10,339
I go and get on with my day,
you go and speak to your wife.
553
00:24:10,382 --> 00:24:12,123
Where are my
goddamn underwear?
554
00:24:12,167 --> 00:24:13,734
Treat yourself to a new pair.
555
00:24:13,777 --> 00:24:15,475
They are not mine.You okay?
556
00:24:17,433 --> 00:24:19,522
Great!What are you angry about?
557
00:24:19,566 --> 00:24:20,349
How long you got?
558
00:24:21,829 --> 00:24:24,266
Hey, just so we're clear.
Who actually fucked who there?
559
00:24:24,309 --> 00:24:29,010
I'd say, that I fucked myself
and you fucked your wife.
560
00:24:29,053 --> 00:24:31,969
I'll be in touch.
Nice working
with you, Anthony.
561
00:24:36,147 --> 00:24:41,588
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
562
00:24:50,205 --> 00:24:51,336
EVE: Melody, phone.
563
00:24:51,380 --> 00:24:53,295
Right. Tinder update.
564
00:24:53,338 --> 00:24:55,210
[ELEVATOR DINGS]Jesus.
565
00:24:55,253 --> 00:24:57,429
Okay, Christ.
566
00:24:57,473 --> 00:24:59,780
Right. I can see I'm gonna have
to go through this whole thing
again from the beginning.
567
00:24:59,823 --> 00:25:01,129
I mean, what's the deal
with this guy?
568
00:25:01,172 --> 00:25:02,565
I mean, he's wearing a hat.Oh...
569
00:25:02,609 --> 00:25:05,350
That should set off
alarm bells
for starters.
570
00:25:05,394 --> 00:25:07,265
He's got a song lyric
for his bio.
For Christ's sake.
571
00:25:07,309 --> 00:25:08,963
I thought it was a poem.It's November Rain.
572
00:25:09,006 --> 00:25:10,051
Thank God it's not a poem.
573
00:25:10,094 --> 00:25:11,792
Then I'd be
really pissed off.
574
00:25:11,835 --> 00:25:13,576
Amateur hour,
must do better.
575
00:25:13,620 --> 00:25:14,925
Oh, Robyn,
576
00:25:14,969 --> 00:25:16,579
I think I might've done
something bad.
577
00:25:18,494 --> 00:25:19,800
You fucked him,
didn't you?
578
00:25:19,843 --> 00:25:20,931
Look, before you
say anything...
579
00:25:20,975 --> 00:25:22,498
I'm just saying.
I know I can't judge,
580
00:25:22,542 --> 00:25:23,630
but I thought
you were better than me.
581
00:25:23,673 --> 00:25:25,283
I am better than you.
582
00:25:25,327 --> 00:25:27,024
Did you have sex with
Anthony Henderson?
583
00:25:27,068 --> 00:25:28,635
So my guy at
The Mirrorcalled me.
584
00:25:28,678 --> 00:25:30,506
Seems Patrick Andrews'
little Spanish friend
585
00:25:30,550 --> 00:25:31,812
from last night's
been in touch.
586
00:25:31,855 --> 00:25:33,857
Cheeky father-fucker,
I paid him.
587
00:25:33,901 --> 00:25:35,903
Mmm, gets better.
He's 15.
588
00:25:35,946 --> 00:25:37,513
It's okay.
He's sitting on it
for now.
589
00:25:37,557 --> 00:25:39,254
Says their cup overfloweth
with Pedro stories,
590
00:25:39,297 --> 00:25:40,864
but wants something good
to make it go away.
591
00:25:40,908 --> 00:25:43,650
Mmm. Tell him he can
have the exclusivity
592
00:25:43,693 --> 00:25:45,652
on Patrick
and Bianca's wedding.
593
00:25:45,695 --> 00:25:47,436
Patrick Andrews
is getting married?
594
00:25:47,479 --> 00:25:48,568
He is now.
595
00:25:48,611 --> 00:25:49,830
They can
announce it tonight.
596
00:25:49,873 --> 00:25:51,745
God, that poor girl.Poor girl, what?
597
00:25:51,788 --> 00:25:54,051
Living in a mansion
and getting an allowance
to buy drugs and dresses?
598
00:25:54,095 --> 00:25:55,749
Mmm-hmm.
That's the dream.
599
00:25:55,792 --> 00:25:57,315
Do you think
she knows that he's...Do you think she cares?
600
00:25:57,359 --> 00:25:58,708
Give her her dues.
601
00:25:58,752 --> 00:26:00,449
She'll have trolled
Essex nightclubs
for months
602
00:26:00,492 --> 00:26:02,364
sucking off
a lot of frogs
to get into his bed.
603
00:26:02,407 --> 00:26:04,061
And now she's found
her princess.
604
00:26:04,105 --> 00:26:05,541
Aw, I love
a footballer's wedding.
605
00:26:05,585 --> 00:26:07,238
We should all go.
Shits, giggles.
606
00:26:07,282 --> 00:26:09,414
Drink free champagne,
laugh at the chavvy
wedding dresses,
607
00:26:09,458 --> 00:26:12,417
watch Melody get gang-raped
by bunch of drunken sexually
repressed footballers.
608
00:26:12,461 --> 00:26:13,810
[CHUCKLES]I don't think
that's very funny.
609
00:26:13,854 --> 00:26:14,985
It wasn't a joke.
610
00:26:15,029 --> 00:26:16,770
Melody, get a ring
sent round to Patrick's,
611
00:26:16,813 --> 00:26:18,380
a big one,
and send him the bill.
612
00:26:18,423 --> 00:26:19,729
Where are you going?
We're lunching.
613
00:26:19,773 --> 00:26:20,948
ROBYN:
Going to the chemist.
614
00:26:20,991 --> 00:26:22,210
You'll call
your guy, yeah?
615
00:26:22,253 --> 00:26:23,733
Wait, I'll need to
tell you that thing.
616
00:26:23,777 --> 00:26:24,995
ROBYN: Email me.
617
00:26:25,039 --> 00:26:27,128
Is that a gym selfie?
618
00:26:27,171 --> 00:26:28,738
You're on
your third strike,
Bridget.
619
00:26:31,567 --> 00:26:33,003
How's it going?
620
00:26:33,047 --> 00:26:34,962
I'm all right.
Just another day.
621
00:26:35,005 --> 00:26:36,790
How about you?Just another day.
622
00:26:38,443 --> 00:26:39,357
What did you do?
623
00:26:39,401 --> 00:26:40,837
Nothing.
624
00:26:40,881 --> 00:26:42,796
Robyn, you're
less convincing
625
00:26:42,839 --> 00:26:44,145
than my 4-year-old
telling me that
626
00:26:44,188 --> 00:26:47,061
she wasn't the one who
put Lego up the cat's ass.
627
00:26:47,104 --> 00:26:49,629
I fucked a client.Ow!
628
00:26:49,672 --> 00:26:51,152
Careful.
You did what?
629
00:26:51,195 --> 00:26:53,284
Robyn!I know. I know.
630
00:26:53,328 --> 00:26:55,504
What the F?I shouldn't have
told you.
631
00:26:55,547 --> 00:26:56,636
Well, you did.
632
00:26:56,679 --> 00:26:58,115
Take that out
of your mouth, please.
633
00:26:58,463 --> 00:26:59,900
What?
634
00:26:59,943 --> 00:27:02,990
Not you.
Well, actually, yes, you.
635
00:27:03,033 --> 00:27:05,340
Jeez, Louise. I don't know
what goes through
your head sometimes.
636
00:27:05,906 --> 00:27:06,994
Yeah.
637
00:27:07,037 --> 00:27:08,560
Just don't think
you get a free pass
638
00:27:08,604 --> 00:27:10,737
just because
today's today,
you know.
639
00:27:10,780 --> 00:27:13,870
It doesn't give you
an excuse to be
S-H-1-T-T-Y.
640
00:27:13,914 --> 00:27:14,958
"Shonetty"?
641
00:27:15,002 --> 00:27:17,004
Yes, "Shonetty."
642
00:27:17,047 --> 00:27:19,180
So, is whatever it was
out of your system now?
643
00:27:19,223 --> 00:27:20,964
It was never
in my system.
It was...
644
00:27:21,486 --> 00:27:23,097
Just a stupid...
645
00:27:23,750 --> 00:27:25,708
I did it because
it was there.
646
00:27:25,752 --> 00:27:27,536
And I knew
I'd get away with it.
647
00:27:27,579 --> 00:27:29,407
[WHISPERING] It's my job
to help him get away with it.
648
00:27:29,451 --> 00:27:31,540
Is it your job
to fudge him?
649
00:27:31,583 --> 00:27:34,021
What is fudging someone
mean, Mummy?Nothing, sweetie.
650
00:27:34,064 --> 00:27:36,414
Do your coloring and you can
have some apricots, okay?
651
00:27:36,458 --> 00:27:37,720
Do you see?
652
00:27:37,764 --> 00:27:39,200
Do you see what you are
bringing into my house?
653
00:27:39,243 --> 00:27:40,375
So, who was it?
654
00:27:40,418 --> 00:27:41,506
Does it matter?
655
00:27:41,550 --> 00:27:42,943
Well, that's a slutty
thing to say.
656
00:27:45,902 --> 00:27:47,121
[WHISPERING]
Anthony Henderson.
657
00:27:48,470 --> 00:27:51,778
[SCREAMS] What?
Oh, he is fine!
658
00:27:51,821 --> 00:27:53,649
You're supposed to be
telling me off.I am!
659
00:27:53,693 --> 00:27:56,391
But just because
I vehemently disapprove
660
00:27:56,434 --> 00:27:58,741
doesn't mean
I need to be spared
the sordid details.
661
00:27:58,785 --> 00:28:01,091
My life is hardly inundated
with smut these days.
662
00:28:01,135 --> 00:28:02,876
The only thing
keeping me awake
at night
663
00:28:02,919 --> 00:28:05,313
is screaming children
or Mark's IBS.
664
00:28:05,356 --> 00:28:07,794
I can't remember
the last time Mummy
had some D.
665
00:28:08,795 --> 00:28:10,274
Anthony Henderson?
666
00:28:10,318 --> 00:28:12,799
Oh, I thought he was
one of the good ones.
667
00:28:12,842 --> 00:28:14,409
There are
no good ones.
668
00:28:14,452 --> 00:28:17,107
Well, you reap
what you sow, my dear.
669
00:28:17,151 --> 00:28:19,327
So. How was it?
670
00:28:19,370 --> 00:28:21,721
It was fine.
671
00:28:23,461 --> 00:28:24,985
Blunt.
672
00:28:25,028 --> 00:28:27,509
"Blunt"? Brilliant.
673
00:28:27,552 --> 00:28:30,686
Thank you, E. L. James,
for your fine
erotic illustration.
674
00:28:30,730 --> 00:28:32,732
That'll make
a great addition
to the diddle box.
675
00:28:33,297 --> 00:28:34,734
[INHALES]
676
00:28:34,777 --> 00:28:36,997
[SIGHS] I'll never
be able to enjoy
his aubergine gratin
677
00:28:37,040 --> 00:28:38,259
in the same way again.
678
00:28:40,174 --> 00:28:41,305
Were you wearing
my underwear?
679
00:28:41,349 --> 00:28:42,698
I'll wash them.Ugh!
680
00:28:42,742 --> 00:28:43,743
[CELL PHONE VIBRATING]
681
00:28:45,832 --> 00:28:47,355
Oh! Oh, God damn it!
682
00:28:48,269 --> 00:28:49,270
I gotta go.
683
00:28:51,272 --> 00:28:52,229
Taxi!
684
00:29:02,631 --> 00:29:03,806
She won't let you in.
685
00:29:03,850 --> 00:29:04,851
She wants a divorce.
686
00:29:10,682 --> 00:29:12,206
Hold these.
687
00:29:26,002 --> 00:29:27,047
Hi.
688
00:29:27,090 --> 00:29:28,222
Who are you?
689
00:29:28,265 --> 00:29:29,919
I'm Robyn.
690
00:29:29,963 --> 00:29:32,052
I work for the PR firm
that represents your husband.[EXHALES]
691
00:29:33,053 --> 00:29:34,054
Of course
you bloody do.
692
00:29:34,097 --> 00:29:35,229
How did you get in?
693
00:29:35,272 --> 00:29:38,232
Bathroom window.You broke into my house.
694
00:29:38,275 --> 00:29:40,103
Jesus. You people
are incredible.
695
00:29:42,889 --> 00:29:43,846
What do you want?
696
00:29:43,890 --> 00:29:45,239
I just want to fix things.
697
00:29:45,282 --> 00:29:47,415
[LAUGHS SARCASTICALLY]
I'm leaving him.
698
00:29:47,458 --> 00:29:48,633
Why?
699
00:29:49,896 --> 00:29:51,375
Okay. Why now?
700
00:29:51,419 --> 00:29:54,030
Because I'm sick of being
treated like an idiot.
701
00:29:54,074 --> 00:29:55,684
Him cheating on me
is one thing,
702
00:29:55,727 --> 00:29:57,817
him thinking
I'm stupid enough
not to realize is another.
703
00:29:57,860 --> 00:29:59,470
I know what he does.
704
00:29:59,514 --> 00:30:00,863
But he could at least
have the bloody decency
705
00:30:00,907 --> 00:30:02,038
to stop getting caught.
706
00:30:07,174 --> 00:30:08,871
Mmm.There's nothing
more pathetic
707
00:30:08,915 --> 00:30:10,307
than the wronged wife.
708
00:30:10,351 --> 00:30:12,179
I cannot abide people
feeling sorry for me.
709
00:30:16,052 --> 00:30:18,315
Okay. What do you want?
710
00:30:18,925 --> 00:30:20,056
You want him punished?
711
00:30:20,578 --> 00:30:22,276
One phone call
712
00:30:22,319 --> 00:30:24,278
and I can have him on
the front page of every
newspaper tomorrow.
713
00:30:24,321 --> 00:30:25,409
Named and shamed,
714
00:30:25,453 --> 00:30:27,063
broadcast to everyone
you know
715
00:30:27,107 --> 00:30:27,847
and everyone
you don't know.
716
00:30:29,239 --> 00:30:31,502
Or you ride it out.
717
00:30:32,503 --> 00:30:33,635
You get over this hump,
718
00:30:34,375 --> 00:30:35,506
and then,
719
00:30:35,550 --> 00:30:36,638
when the fuss
has died down,
720
00:30:36,768 --> 00:30:38,945
quiet and dignified,
721
00:30:39,989 --> 00:30:41,208
get a divorce.
722
00:30:42,078 --> 00:30:43,993
And you take
that son of a bitch
723
00:30:44,037 --> 00:30:46,604
for every single penny
you can get.
724
00:30:48,780 --> 00:30:50,260
Did he fuck you, too?
725
00:30:50,870 --> 00:30:51,958
No.
726
00:30:53,611 --> 00:30:54,961
[CHUCKLING]
727
00:30:57,093 --> 00:31:03,056
[GULPING]
728
00:31:05,275 --> 00:31:08,800
Six months,
I want a cookbook.
729
00:31:08,844 --> 00:31:10,324
And I wanna
do Strictly.
730
00:31:20,769 --> 00:31:21,901
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
731
00:31:24,164 --> 00:31:25,295
You want a grape, love?Uh, no.
732
00:31:26,514 --> 00:31:27,907
[DOOR OPENS]
733
00:31:29,517 --> 00:31:30,779
Mrs. Henderson.
734
00:31:30,822 --> 00:31:32,302
I'll come with you.Absolutely not.
735
00:31:35,566 --> 00:31:36,959
What did you say
to her?
736
00:31:37,003 --> 00:31:38,613
Doesn't matter.
She's here,
isn't she?
737
00:31:39,962 --> 00:31:41,746
Photographers are outside.
738
00:31:41,790 --> 00:31:43,357
You should probably
go say something.
739
00:31:43,400 --> 00:31:45,968
"Worried. What a strain.
Respect your privacy..."
740
00:31:46,012 --> 00:31:47,361
Can I ask you something?Shoot.
741
00:31:47,404 --> 00:31:49,058
Why did you
have sex with me?
742
00:31:49,102 --> 00:31:50,755
To see how I felt.
743
00:31:50,799 --> 00:31:51,626
And how did
you feel?
744
00:31:52,932 --> 00:31:54,411
I didn't.
745
00:31:54,455 --> 00:31:56,065
I don't.
746
00:31:56,109 --> 00:31:58,024
Sorry,
don't take it
personally.
747
00:31:58,067 --> 00:32:00,374
No. No, I don't.
I just hoped that you might
have had a better answer.
748
00:32:01,723 --> 00:32:03,203
Rub your eyes.
749
00:32:03,246 --> 00:32:05,335
Why?It'll make you
look upset.
750
00:32:08,034 --> 00:32:10,427
[REPORTERS CLAMORING]
751
00:32:10,471 --> 00:32:12,255
REPORTER: Anthony, is there
anything you can tell us?
752
00:32:12,299 --> 00:32:14,127
Well, these are obviously
very worrying times.
753
00:32:14,170 --> 00:32:16,303
Uh, immense stress
on the family.
754
00:32:16,346 --> 00:32:17,869
These are precautionary...
755
00:32:17,913 --> 00:32:18,914
Precautionary tests...
756
00:32:18,958 --> 00:32:19,959
[CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY]
757
00:32:33,494 --> 00:32:35,061
EVE: All right, darling.
[CHUCKLES]
758
00:32:35,104 --> 00:32:36,845
Well, I think it's
an excellent idea.
759
00:32:36,888 --> 00:32:37,889
[CHUCKLING]
760
00:32:37,933 --> 00:32:39,282
Well, we're always here.
761
00:32:39,326 --> 00:32:41,110
Whatever you need. Ta-ta.
762
00:32:41,154 --> 00:32:43,025
Apparently some
Ukrainian wrestler
763
00:32:43,069 --> 00:32:45,332
just called Conor
a Gypsy on Insta.
764
00:32:45,375 --> 00:32:48,378
So, thankfully he's decided
to put his shy cock
to bed for now
765
00:32:48,422 --> 00:32:50,946
and focus on hitting
men's faces
a little while longer.
766
00:32:50,990 --> 00:32:52,078
Celebratory drink.
767
00:32:52,121 --> 00:32:53,470
I'd love to,
but I'm destroyed.
768
00:32:53,514 --> 00:32:55,298
Oh, come on,
don't be such a baby.
769
00:32:55,342 --> 00:32:56,647
I've got an hour to kill
before my date.
770
00:32:56,691 --> 00:32:58,388
Who do you have a date with?Melanie?
771
00:32:58,432 --> 00:33:00,260
[CHUCKLES]
His name's Peter,
he's a GP.
772
00:33:00,303 --> 00:33:01,609
His name's Peter,
and he's a GP.
773
00:33:01,652 --> 00:33:03,567
Is he the one
who drives an Audi?Yes.
774
00:33:03,611 --> 00:33:05,613
Drives an Audi.I'm so pleased to see
you guys are bonding.
775
00:33:05,656 --> 00:33:07,049
You sure you can't
manage a quick one?Maybe tomorrow.
776
00:33:07,093 --> 00:33:09,399
Oh, tomorrow, tomorrow.
777
00:33:09,443 --> 00:33:10,835
It's enough to give
a girl a complex.
778
00:33:10,879 --> 00:33:12,141
You're the only girl
for me, sugar-tits.
779
00:33:13,360 --> 00:33:14,361
I'll go for one.
780
00:33:14,622 --> 00:33:16,450
[LAUGHING]
781
00:33:17,625 --> 00:33:18,713
Aw!
782
00:33:18,756 --> 00:33:19,801
Bless you.
783
00:33:19,844 --> 00:33:21,020
[CONTINUES LAUGHING]
784
00:33:24,284 --> 00:33:27,069
Um... Look,
I just wanted to say
785
00:33:27,113 --> 00:33:28,766
I'm really sorry about
786
00:33:28,810 --> 00:33:30,420
phoning Sally Henderson.It's fine.
787
00:33:31,204 --> 00:33:32,683
But in the future,
788
00:33:32,727 --> 00:33:34,250
just assume that we're
lying to everyone.
789
00:33:35,382 --> 00:33:36,426
Did you get my pills?
790
00:33:36,470 --> 00:33:37,471
Yeah.
791
00:33:40,517 --> 00:33:42,041
Oh, God, no.
That's way too much.
792
00:33:42,084 --> 00:33:43,825
Call it wages.
793
00:33:43,868 --> 00:33:45,870
I don't get any...Keep it.
794
00:33:45,914 --> 00:33:47,046
But if you tell anyone
795
00:33:47,089 --> 00:33:48,482
I'll deny it and
give you to Eve.
796
00:33:54,879 --> 00:33:56,707
If you're a woman,
797
00:33:56,751 --> 00:33:57,926
would you want to
have sex with me?
798
00:33:58,666 --> 00:33:59,884
I am. And I do.
799
00:33:59,928 --> 00:34:01,930
Good. All sorted?
800
00:34:03,323 --> 00:34:04,672
He shall live to
fuck another day.
801
00:34:04,715 --> 00:34:05,716
Hmm.
802
00:34:06,326 --> 00:34:07,327
Caroline,
803
00:34:08,197 --> 00:34:09,807
do you prefer
worrying about...
804
00:34:09,851 --> 00:34:12,114
If this is gonna be
a question about
existential angst,
805
00:34:12,158 --> 00:34:14,116
I'm going to have
to stop you there.
806
00:34:14,160 --> 00:34:15,683
The world keeps
turning, Robyn.
807
00:34:15,726 --> 00:34:17,772
We just help push.
808
00:34:17,815 --> 00:34:20,296
Oh, by the way,
they found a shadow.What?
809
00:34:20,340 --> 00:34:21,776
In his wife's breast,
from the scan.
810
00:34:21,819 --> 00:34:23,952
They found a shadow.
Thought you'd want to know.
811
00:34:23,995 --> 00:34:25,345
Lucky. She owes you one.
812
00:34:26,041 --> 00:34:28,304
Ah, my date's here.
813
00:34:28,348 --> 00:34:29,784
She works in accounts.
814
00:34:29,827 --> 00:34:31,220
She's actually straight,
815
00:34:31,264 --> 00:34:32,482
but she's the closest
I could find.
816
00:34:51,371 --> 00:34:52,633
[TYPING]
817
00:35:11,565 --> 00:35:12,957
[BABY CRYING]WOMAN: Hey.
818
00:35:14,350 --> 00:35:16,439
Oh, sorry.
819
00:35:21,183 --> 00:35:22,619
He's beautiful.
820
00:35:22,663 --> 00:35:24,534
Or... She...
It... It's beautiful.
821
00:35:25,709 --> 00:35:26,710
You can have it
if you want.
822
00:35:28,321 --> 00:35:30,888
I haven't slept
in three days.
823
00:35:31,976 --> 00:35:32,977
He.
824
00:35:33,369 --> 00:35:34,370
Hmm?
825
00:35:35,066 --> 00:35:36,067
He's a he.
826
00:35:39,680 --> 00:35:41,551
[BABY COOING]
827
00:35:41,595 --> 00:35:43,466
It's hard
to tell if he's happy or...
828
00:35:44,250 --> 00:35:45,381
Having a poo.
829
00:35:46,730 --> 00:35:48,254
[BABY CRIES]Oh, sorry.
830
00:35:48,297 --> 00:35:49,907
Oh, that's all right.
Don't take it personally,
I mean...
831
00:35:49,951 --> 00:35:51,648
I love him and all that...
[WHISPERING]
But Christ, he's boring.
832
00:35:51,692 --> 00:35:54,085
[CHUCKLES]And selfish. I mean...
833
00:35:54,129 --> 00:35:57,001
All they do is
eat, shit, cry.
834
00:35:57,045 --> 00:35:59,917
Eat, shit, cry.I had an ex like that.
835
00:35:59,961 --> 00:36:01,441
[IN PLAYFUL VOICE]
Mummy's losing her mind,
isn't she?
836
00:36:02,442 --> 00:36:03,443
Yes, she is.
837
00:36:05,227 --> 00:36:06,185
[IN NORMAL VOICE] See?
838
00:36:06,794 --> 00:36:07,534
Nothing.
839
00:36:11,190 --> 00:36:12,191
Where's the father?
840
00:36:12,713 --> 00:36:13,757
Work.
841
00:36:13,801 --> 00:36:15,455
[WHISPERING]
Lucky bastard.
842
00:36:15,498 --> 00:36:17,761
I have a master's
in criminal psychology
843
00:36:17,805 --> 00:36:19,850
and the sum total
of my conversation
844
00:36:19,894 --> 00:36:21,765
in the last four days
has been shushing, cooing,
845
00:36:22,592 --> 00:36:23,593
begging.
846
00:36:23,854 --> 00:36:25,073
I went...
847
00:36:25,116 --> 00:36:26,335
I went out.
848
00:36:26,379 --> 00:36:29,120
Left the house
with my jumper on
849
00:36:29,164 --> 00:36:30,644
inside out and
back to front
this morning
850
00:36:30,687 --> 00:36:31,601
and when I noticed
851
00:36:32,689 --> 00:36:34,082
I didn't even bother
to change it.
852
00:36:34,125 --> 00:36:35,475
I mean, less than
a year ago,
853
00:36:35,518 --> 00:36:37,912
I dropped a grand
on a Burberry trench coat.
854
00:36:43,918 --> 00:36:44,614
How was your day?
855
00:36:46,790 --> 00:36:48,575
My mother committed suicide
a year ago today.
856
00:36:50,533 --> 00:36:51,795
She jumped off
the Brooklyn Bridge.
857
00:36:56,104 --> 00:36:57,410
Well, this is awkward.
858
00:36:58,324 --> 00:36:59,629
[BOTH CHUCKLING]
859
00:37:02,153 --> 00:37:03,024
Hey, I'm so...
860
00:37:03,851 --> 00:37:05,548
I'm so sorry
about your mum.
861
00:37:05,592 --> 00:37:07,158
It's okay,
she was nuts.
862
00:37:07,202 --> 00:37:09,117
My sister and I moved here
to get away from her.
863
00:37:11,511 --> 00:37:13,121
To be honest,
part of you goes,
864
00:37:13,164 --> 00:37:15,123
"Well, it happened,
865
00:37:15,166 --> 00:37:18,387
"so, now, I don't need to worry
about it happening anymore."
866
00:37:18,431 --> 00:37:19,562
Mmm, yeah,
I get that.
867
00:37:20,998 --> 00:37:22,609
The real problem
is the dread.
868
00:37:23,784 --> 00:37:26,003
I feel like now she's gone
I'll take her place.
869
00:37:26,874 --> 00:37:28,397
It's like...
870
00:37:28,441 --> 00:37:30,399
Looking at your reflection
in a dirty pond.
871
00:37:32,749 --> 00:37:33,533
Hmm.
872
00:37:35,012 --> 00:37:36,623
Can I ask you
a question?Yeah.
873
00:37:38,799 --> 00:37:39,930
Are you happy?
874
00:37:39,974 --> 00:37:40,714
[INHALES]
875
00:37:41,889 --> 00:37:43,499
I don't know. Um...
876
00:37:46,415 --> 00:37:48,199
I don't know.
I'm just really tired.
877
00:37:50,811 --> 00:37:51,551
Me too.
878
00:37:54,205 --> 00:37:55,206
Hmm.
879
00:38:17,272 --> 00:38:19,187
[INDISTINCT CHATTERING]
880
00:38:20,449 --> 00:38:22,669
SAM: You are a filthy,
filthy man.
881
00:38:23,147 --> 00:38:24,540
Mmm. No.
882
00:38:26,107 --> 00:38:27,848
Shit. Enough.
883
00:38:27,891 --> 00:38:29,153
I'm sorry.
I got to go now.
884
00:38:29,197 --> 00:38:31,155
Someone more interesting
has turned up.
885
00:38:31,199 --> 00:38:33,897
Yeah. Ravi says hi.Hi, Ravi.
886
00:38:33,941 --> 00:38:36,596
All right, man.
I got to go. Later.
887
00:38:37,988 --> 00:38:38,728
Shit.
888
00:38:40,426 --> 00:38:41,644
I'm sorry.
I... I can explain.
889
00:38:41,688 --> 00:38:43,037
It's fine.
You don't have to.
890
00:38:43,080 --> 00:38:44,908
I know I'm not
meant to be smoking.Babe, it's fine.
891
00:38:44,952 --> 00:38:46,562
How's Ravi?
892
00:38:46,606 --> 00:38:48,303
He's a terrible,
terrible man.
893
00:38:48,347 --> 00:38:50,610
Met this girl at the gym
that he's trying
to get with, right?
894
00:38:50,653 --> 00:38:53,352
And so he sends her
a picture of his dick,
as you do.
895
00:38:53,395 --> 00:38:55,919
But instead of sending
it to her, he sends it to
his estate agent who is a dude.
896
00:38:55,963 --> 00:38:57,268
Christ.Yeah.
897
00:38:57,312 --> 00:38:58,835
And then he tries to
start the whole thing out
898
00:38:58,879 --> 00:39:00,446
by sending another
message saying his phone
had been stolen,
899
00:39:00,489 --> 00:39:02,186
but he sent it
from the same phone.
900
00:39:02,230 --> 00:39:03,753
This guy's an absolute
fricking car-crash.
901
00:39:03,797 --> 00:39:05,668
[LAUGHS]
Man, dick pics.
902
00:39:05,712 --> 00:39:07,235
Whoever thinks those
are a good idea?
903
00:39:07,278 --> 00:39:09,672
It just looks like
a selfie taken by
an angry sock puppet.
904
00:39:10,630 --> 00:39:12,109
Enough about
Ravi's dick, already.
905
00:39:15,504 --> 00:39:17,419
How you doing?[SIGHS]
906
00:39:17,463 --> 00:39:18,246
Missed you last night.
907
00:39:19,334 --> 00:39:20,422
How's Ruth?
908
00:39:20,466 --> 00:39:21,858
This morning
all go okay?
909
00:39:21,902 --> 00:39:22,642
It went.
910
00:39:24,252 --> 00:39:26,123
I did try calling you
a couple of times.
911
00:39:26,167 --> 00:39:27,647
Yeah, I know.
There was a crisis at work.
912
00:39:28,256 --> 00:39:29,257
When is there not?
913
00:39:30,954 --> 00:39:31,694
How was your day?
914
00:39:33,130 --> 00:39:35,394
Not good.
915
00:39:35,437 --> 00:39:38,701
Fifteen-year-old girl
thought it would be a good idea
to throw herself under a train.
916
00:39:38,745 --> 00:39:41,095
They brought her in,
absolute mess.
917
00:39:41,138 --> 00:39:43,271
Looked like
a Mr. Potato Head that had
been put together wrong.
918
00:39:44,533 --> 00:39:45,839
Then her parents turned up.
919
00:39:47,318 --> 00:39:48,058
Pretty shitty.
920
00:39:48,885 --> 00:39:49,930
Hence the, uh...
921
00:39:49,973 --> 00:39:51,061
[CELL PHONE BEEPS]
922
00:39:51,105 --> 00:39:52,106
Okay, you win.
923
00:40:00,984 --> 00:40:04,771
Baby, I hate to do this to you
after such a stressful day,
924
00:40:04,814 --> 00:40:07,469
but apparently your
fertile window is closing.
925
00:40:07,513 --> 00:40:09,297
I'd like to get in there.[CHUCKLES]
926
00:40:09,340 --> 00:40:11,691
Do you find that weird
that you have an app
that tracks my womb?
927
00:40:13,083 --> 00:40:14,128
Do you?
928
00:40:14,171 --> 00:40:15,172
Mmm.
929
00:40:23,703 --> 00:40:25,879
Can I just grab
a quick shower first
and wash the day off?
930
00:40:27,054 --> 00:40:28,055
Of course.
931
00:40:34,322 --> 00:40:35,410
Sure you're okay, Rob?
932
00:40:36,759 --> 00:40:37,760
Peachy.
933
00:40:49,555 --> 00:40:50,599
[KNOB TURNS][WATER RUNNING]
934
00:41:10,010 --> 00:41:11,446
[SNORTING]
935
00:41:15,798 --> 00:41:17,234
[EXHALES]
936
00:41:30,160 --> 00:41:31,597
[CLATTERING]
937
00:41:33,468 --> 00:41:34,513
SAM: You all right in there?
938
00:41:38,125 --> 00:41:38,865
Yeah.
939
00:41:41,607 --> 00:41:43,130
Just dropped my toothbrush.
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