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Thank you.

Melon got dumped.

She was rejected by Yuan Song at her birthday party last weekend.

Even if she's thick-skinned, she is still a girl.

It is all your fault for saying it's easy for a girl to pursue a guy

and even encouraged her to confess.

It is easy indeed.

At least it was for me.

So Cai Minmin is chasing Yuan Song?

No, she is obsessed with him.

And she chose your class because Yuan Song did,

as a way to follow her prince charming's footsteps.

What is it?

That's not the only reason.

Melon likes art appreciation too.

Yes, she likes it too.

I mean, that's the main factor.

She didn't mean to skip class.

-Then what did Yuan Song say? -Nothing.

He has a girlfriend.

He just uploaded their photo.

YUAN SONG

This kid

sure knows how to keep his secret.

Cai Minmin is good at acting dumb.

She would always act cute around guys.

How shameless.

-Have you heard of Yuan Song? -Yes.

He is so handsome.

Cai Minmin joined the Ballroom Dance Club for him.

Last week she confessed her feelings to him at her birthday party

and got rejected.

How embarrassing.

That's horrible.

I should have opened the door for her that night

even though it was late.

What's the matter?

What happened?

Zhanni.

Does the whole school know that I was rejected by Yuan Song?

Li Jing and Sun Yu are gossiping again.

I'll kill them.

Don't be so hot-tempered.

If you hurt them, we'll get demerits.

Why?

They deserve it!

If we beat them up because of their big mouths,

how can we take the moral high ground and criticize them?

Why should you take the moral high ground?

Are you stupid?

That's not it.

I just don't want your dad and Old Man Ye to be called to the school for this.

We can't make them proud,

yet they still have to clean up our mess at their age.

They're just jealous.

That's why they can only gossip behind my back.

Hey.

The 330ml toner in your dorm runs out in just a month.

Let them be.

They can't afford it, so just consider that as a donation.

But they even used your meal card and subway card,

and you brought them food from home as well.

Just think that you fed them to the dogs.

No way.

I'll scratch their faces.

Ms. Liu Zhanni.

Calm down.

Switch to another dorm room.

Why should I do that?

Then I'll move to your room and we'll gossip about them.

There's no need.

I forgot to tell you.

This is my birthday gift from Old Man Ye.

It's just opposite the school.

It's 40 to 50 square meters.

Do you want to move in with me after it has been renovated?

Yes, of course. This is great!

Melon, I wish I could be your uncle's wife.

Not a chance.

He Fanxing, are you going to walk the dog or not?

Baylor can't wait already!

I'm coming!

Let's go.

-I'm going now. -Wait a second.

Why did you put on such heavy makeup when you're just walking the dog?

Is it too heavy?

No, not at all.

Go now, hurry up. Baylor is getting anxious.

-Hurry up. -Bye.

-Be careful! -Let's go!

Come on, Baylor.

-Let's go. -Goodness.

Are you going to a sportswear party?

What?

You look gorgeous.

Of course.

-I am going to the park. -Do you know about Yuan Song's girlfriend?

Girlfriend?

Don't you know?

Didn't you see his WeChat Moments?

What WeChat Moments?

Look at that fair and delicate hand.

She must be someone from your office.

I don't know.

I have never interfered with my staff's personal lives.

Are you not curious at all?

His social circle includes those in your office.

People around you.

It's me.

He is my student.

Can't you care about him more?

I am doing more than that.

He has gotten all my attention now.

Forget it, you look like a ghost.

Go walk the dog.

Door opened.

Door locked.

MOMENTS

Let's go, Baylor.

You look beautiful.

Really?

I just changed into these randomly.

Give me your phone.

Are you already checking my phone?

Will you give it or not?

What are you deleting?

PLACE YOUR FINGER

COMPLETE

All right.

You are free to use my phone as you wish.

What is this?

Relax, our colleagues can't see it.

So how is He Canyang able to see this, but not me?

Is he able to see this?

Right, he is in the school group,

while you are in the colleague group.

This photo is only visible to the school group.

We're still within the internship period. You know, right?

You want to hide it from your family,

friends and colleagues for now.

That's why

I only showed it to my school group.

A girl at school has a crush on me.

I don't want to give her false hope.

I still don't think that it's good.

All right.

I won't do it anymore, okay?

Okay.

Why are there so many bugs flying around tonight?

Let's walk the dogs.

Come on, Baylor.

Let's go.

Let's go.

Luming.

If there were to be a time machine, which year would you return to?

To year 2007

and invest all my money in stocks and properties.

How materialistic.

Aren't you the same?

What would you do then?

My only regret is not spending time with my son when I was younger.

That's why he is so rebellious now,

but I can't discipline him.

That's typically 90 percent of Chinese men.

They thought kids were troublesome

and treated them like pets.

They played with them when they felt like it

and scolded them when they were not in the mood.

But once they have gotten old,

they'd complain that they're not close.

They're all the same.

You are right.

Your son is all grown up now.

It is too late to regret it now.

But your daughter is only eight,

you can still do something about it.

You are saying

that I should go with the flow if my son doesn't call me.

If I ever move to another house, we would just lose contact.

Think more positively.

When he wants to inherit your assets, he will eventually contact you.

Well, thank you.

You too.

That lady of yours will give up hope and be with you

once her first love fails.

From your mouth to God's ears.

But you need more alcohol to quench your sorrows

over your failure as a dad.

Here is where you're wrong.

You are the one who just failed in love.

So, I should drink with you.

BESHEEN LIQUOR

Mr. Zhao, this is your coffee.

Mr. Ye, this is your coffee.

Thank you.

Did you drink last night?

You'd get a headache and ask for iced Americano with extra ice after a hangover.

Is that a spiteful expression on your face?

No, Mr. Ye.

I am your cousin.

-I'll report on personal matters then. -Okay.

Your sister called in this manner again last night.

I have to set you up with a woman each week until you find someone.

I feel like a matchmaker with a radar when I walk around now,

always searching for my boss's future wife.

Forget it.

I am just an assistant.

-I'm stuck between you two. I really-- -I told you, forget it.

The previous date went well and I found a girl I like.

-Mr. Ye, it's done. Please take a look. -Okay.

What do you think?

-Okay. -Okay?

Oh my goodness.

This color is nice.

Thank you.

You have always complimented my lip color,

so I bought one for you this time.

If you ever quit marketing, you can be a beauty blogger.

I still have a long way to go on that one.

By the way,

I have something for you too.

A yearly gym membership, just one station away from your house.

Is this the one that just opened last month?

-Yes. -I did call and inquire about it.

Their yoga instructor is from India.

The annual fee is very expensive.

I thought of becoming a member when I get my pay next month.

The business that guarantees a profit is self-investment.

Exactly, I totally agree.

We have to improve ourselves to meet our better half.

But...

it is too expensive.

Don't worry, I didn't spend any money.

This gym is our new client, so it's free.

Your company is really nice,

I want to work there too.

In that case,

I will accept it.

Thank you, Su Li.

All the gym members here

must have a high salary.

They work out because they are ambitious and have high expectations of themselves.

Therefore,

to me, this gym is

like a matchmaking agency.

When I introduced my cousin to you,

you were seeing a florist, right?

Don't mention him.

He's a scumbag.

I am really unlucky.

If I knew that florist is a scumbag,

I would have been the one to go on a blind date with your cousin.

Yes.

You might not like my cousin.

He is quite childish at times.

Is that so?

To be frank,

I didn't expect him to be so handsome.

He doesn't look like he is turning 40.

Have you seen my cousin?

Yes, by chance.

He is a perfect match for my colleague.

They even ate ice-cream together.

Are they moving that fast?

Actually,

I had never expected for you two to hit it off.

He may meet your expectations

of being rich, successful and good-looking.

However,

in love, you would never know.

Blind dates depend on luck.

Please tell me his flaws,

or I will be very regretful.

Well, there are many of them.

In fact, I have talked badly about him to you before.

Don't be mad, all right?

Actually, my cousin is the T-Rex that I always refer to.

My boss.

I didn't tell you before, so you won't be prejudiced towards him.

Is your cousin the T-Rex?

Do you feel better now?

What kind of flaw is that?

I don't work for him.

All right.

This is fate.

He is a T-Rex, even an ordinary animal trainer can't subdue a T-Rex.

You have to be a really good dragon trainer.

I know.

I don't have that kind of luck.

That's enough.

Rich guys with good physiques

are waiting for you at the gym.

Right, happiness awaits at the next stop.

I can do this.

I went to that speed dating event with Cong Xiao

and became friends with one of the guys working in sales.

When I kept asking him, he told me

that the florist would always go to such events.

His ideal girl is

pretty, independent, and doesn't care about money.

So he is seeing many girls.

Does he think he is a king who can take his pick just because he's rich?

Cong Xiao is so pitiful.

She must be very sad lately.

We can't even see her

because she's so busy with company events.

Why don't we go for karaoke tomorrow night?

Let's show her that we care.

That's great.

It has been ages since I last went out at night.

My mom is strict,

but it should be okay if it is a company activity.

What's the matter?

Ms. He,

can we use the activity fund for this group activity?

Why should we use the fund for such a small activity?

It's on me.

How can we let you spend money on us?

That's right.

Don't give me that.

What are you talking about?

Can a man join you?

Of course, only because you're handsome.

As long as you are not scared to be sitting beside Ms. He.

Don't create an issue.

Ms. He is very nice to me.

You seem to be coming to work on time recently.

Keep it up.

Hey!

Yuan Song, how is it possible for you to get a drumstick?

Didn't they say that it was sold out?

Yes.

Drumsticks are so popular here.

We would always come really early just to get it.

That's right.

But I get it every time.

That's impossible.

Unless someone is saving it for you.

It's so good to be handsome.

You get special treatment even for your meals.

That's right.

Look at Yuan Song's stir-fry meat with green pepper.

He has more meat than green peppers, and look at ours.

There are only peppers.

The meat has run away.

Exactly.

Here, take it.

You are good at sucking up to your superior.

However,

Ms. He is just and stern.

Bribery doesn't work.

Am I that obvious?

Yes, you are totally up to something.

Learn from him. You are of the same age.

I'm doing okay.

I'm an official employee here.

I guess you are not aware of it.

Our company requires the receptionist to be a little silly.

Ms. Bai, you're teasing me again!

Who says so?

-Why are you taking my food? -Ms. He.

I want to go to school this afternoon.

Can you let me take leave?

Sure.

That's it for today.

Search for Van Gogh's works from different periods.

Also, Cai...

Did Cai Minmin just run away?

What did you do to her?

Are you two close?

I recruited her to the club.

She is my dance partner.

I heard she confessed her feelings to you.

Sort of.

But she is just a kid.

I have no feelings for her.

Then who is the girl who held hands with you?

You never told me about her.

If we're still together after three months,

I'll introduce you to her.

I understand.

I have done the same.

What?

The best way to reject a girl is to say that you have a girlfriend.

It doesn't matter if it is true or not.

Don't I know you well enough?

I'll surely know when you fall for someone in school or at work.

Whatever you say.

But...

Cai Minmin may not be a simple girl.

Don't underestimate women

or you will suffer.

What do you mean?

That's all I can say.

As a professor, I won't meddle with my students' personal lives.

I have resigned!

I HAVE RESIGNED!

Did Shen Fanfan agree?

I already had a serious talk with him.

Now he knows that, as a dad,

he should support the family.

He must be unhappy about it.

Maybe he's afraid that Yang Xiaoyu would beat him up.

Goodness.

Our pet dog has spoken!

Regardless,

Xiaoyu has taken her first step in becoming a housewife.

There are 9,999 more steps to go.

The moment I walked out of the manager's office after I resigned,

I suddenly had doubts

if I have made the right choice.

What if it's a wrong decision?

There's nothing guaranteed in this world,

including absolutely right choices.

But if you live your life the way you mocked me since we were young,

there's nothing you can't surpass.

Mom!

-Come out now! -Peanut.

I'm pooping.

Go to your dad.

Why is He Fanxing so quiet?

Is she showering?

She's not home yet.

She is out for a movie with her colleague.

Now, the only time I have to contemplate about life is

when I am in the toilet.

Being single is better.

You can go shopping or watch a movie after work.

There isn't any nice movie showing now.

We're all chatting, why is she ignoring us?

I wasn't.

I was just thinking

that it doesn't matter

whether Xiaoyu made the right choice or not.

It's good if you've made the right choice, but if it happens to be a wrong one,

you can bear the consequences.

We will always support you no matter what happens.

Mom,

Dad is playing video games.

I will be right out, Peanut.

Shen Fanfan,

can you please take care of your daughter?

Okay.

Aren't you done yet?

Try having constipation during pregnancy, okay?

Fine.

Peanut, come here.

Just watch your movie.

Why are you suddenly so sentimental?

You make educators like me and He Canyang

look stupid for not knowing how to comfort people.

Isn't it He Fanxing's style

to act like Sailormoon disguised as a school disciplinarian

to summon courage for the whole world?

No, I am not summoning courage.

I am courage itself.

You're here.

Bye, movie time.

WEATHER GROUP

What are you doing?

This cinema is far, so we won't run into anyone.

Wearing sunglasses at night attracts more attention.

What do you know?

This is a small world.

You're more likely to run into someone you know when you don't want to

and vice versa.

I'll get the tickets.

Wait.

I have already bought them.

I'll get water and popcorn.

We still have around ten minutes before the movie starts.

Let's talk.

Here.

What is this?

AGREEMENT

We agreed not to go public for three months.

So you need to be really careful.

In case the boundaries are unclear,

I've made an agreement.

Let me know if you have any objections.

We will revise it as necessary.

"First, stay at least 20cm away from each other in public."

We must avoid meeting people we know.

When there's no one around, only then we can relax.

No objections, right?

"Second, behaviors or conversations that cross the line

of our professional relationship are strictly prohibited in the office."

Like giving me the drumstick today at the canteen.

That was so inappropriate.

Bai and Qingqing only thought that you were sucking up on me,

but there are perceptive colleagues.

For example, Cong Xiao.

She is very observant.

"Third, don't upload photos on social media."

I thought about this carefully.

You can post on social media, as long as there's no photo.

Your posts are only seen by people from your school,

but there are two people at your school who know me very well.

One is the Sociology expert, Assistant Professor Song Xue.

She has been my best friend since high school

and needless to say, He Canyang.

He didn't observe the hand closely.

Or else, he would have recognized my arm.

Only three? Is there anything else?

No.

Read it and tell me if you have any objections.

We can revise it.

I have no objections.

Well, you are the administrative director.

You're good at setting guidelines, so I'm fine with it.

Let's go in now.

Wait.

Are you perhaps angry?

No, let's go.

Who's that?

Who's that?

Watching a movie on the first date

is a conservative and safe choice.

We won't feel awkward

and can get closer at the same time.

And the best tool that can help progress our relationship is

popcorn.

It's okay if he doesn't like popcorn.

Choosing the right movie is the key.

Horror movies can naturally help us get more intimate.

As we are on a date,

we both know very well why we chose to watch horror movie.

Yes, act natural.

During scary scenes,

cling to him naturally.

Life is like a movie. It is all about acting.

You can do it, Ms. He!

What is this?

It's not even scary.

There's only sound effects and there are no ghosts.

Crap, I missed the opportunity!

Calm down...

There are plenty of opportunities.

Seize the scary moment.

I'm sorry.

It was really scary when the ghost appeared earlier.

You're so silly.

I have already told you.

It might turn out to be a fake ghost.

But it was still scary.

Whenever you feel scared, I will protect you.

Why did we talk about the agreement before the movie?

Why in the world did I do that?

It's no wonder that Professor He said

you're not afraid of horror movies.

I didn't believe him before.

Did He Canyang say that?

He said that you love watching horror movies with him.

Especially old Hong Kong horror movies,

like the Haunted Office and Troublesome Night film series.

Good thing I didn't cling to him earlier.

I saw other girls

hugging their boyfriends or husbands.

Then when I looked at my girlfriend...

She is totally different. How unique.

That's the girl I love.

Actually, I was planning to hold your hand while watching the movie

and throw myself into your arms like I was scared,

and kiss you.

I will wait until after the agreed three months then.

Hello.

Now?

We were supposed to have the meeting tomorrow to discuss and revise the plan,

but the owner is suddenly going on a business trip for a month.

He wants to see me now.

It's okay.

It's about time to go home anyway.

-I'll get going. -He Fanxing.

Yes?

It tastes good.

Hey.

What were you expecting?

We're in public.

Nothing.

I'm leaving.

The feeling of falling in love

for the first time is like

having a rabbit trapped in my chest.

It's like waves under calm water,

a roaring roller coaster,

orange soda in summer and a starry sky!

YE LUMING

Hello.

Hello, He Fanxing.

Are you home now?

I am on my way home, but I'll arrive in about ten minutes.

-Why? -Help me!

Love Charm has eaten a gauze.

Can you come over and help me?

-Did you call the vet? -I did.

He told me to stay calm as he would excrete it,

but he is jumping around as if it is very painful.

I am really worried.

You are my only friend with a pet dog.

I can only ask for your help.

Okay, send me your home address then.

-Okay, I'll send it now. -Okay.

Are you sure he ate the gauze?

The gauze was on the table,

but it was suddenly gone.

He usually eats random things,

but the gauze...

He...

But according to my experience,

it doesn't seem like he had eaten a gauze.

Yes.

I...

gradually...

noticed that...

as well.

I think...

Love Charm is in heat.

After some time, he will pee and bark randomly.

If you don't plan on finding a female dog for him,

I would suggest you

to give him a KC.

"KC"?

Neuter him and save all the troubles.

I have to think about it.

This is common for dogs.

Don't worry.

Really?

My Baylor loves to hide things.

He always drags my clothes to his hiding place.

Also, he would hide toys and tiny stuff under the sofa.

Is that so?

It's no wonder that my things always go missing.

But I think that in your house,

this sofa is the only place to hide things.

Is that so?

I can see something.

See, that's the gauze.

I have to tell the maid to clean under the sofa.

Are you going to keep the hairband?

You should throw it away.

This belongs to my niece.

Well, her university is around here.

She always comes over during the weekends.

I won't throw it away.

It's really my niece's.

Don't you believe me?

I do.

Why would you lie to me?

Won't you clean this up?

I'll let the maid do it.

Have a seat.

I'll get you some tea.

I am sorry for asking you to come here.

As long as Love Charm is fine.

-Here. -Thank you.

I understand how you felt.

Back then, my brother brought Baylor back from a pet shop.

He had a crush on a girl

who loves dogs,

so he bought a dog just to hit on her.

My parents scolded him.

They were against it and wanted him to return the dog.

I know how your parents felt.

After my sister gave Love Charm to me as a birthday gift,

I wish I never celebrated my birthday again.

But my parents were only against it in words.

They are actually the ones closest to Baylor.

When Baylor returned from the vet

after an injection for his stomach flu,

both of them couldn't sleep.

They kept checking on him at night.

In fact, Baylor is also the closest to them now.

When my mom goes grocery shopping,

he will help her hold things with his mouth.

Whenever my dad is exercising, he will guard him.

On a certain level, having a dog is better than a son.

That's exactly what my dad said.

By the way, we kept talking about dogs.

I forgot to ask you.

You look really happy tonight.

Were you on a date?

Yes.

We watched a movie.

But I wonder...

if I have ruined the date.

Anyhow, it still ended well.

I really shouldn't be too blunt.

I don't know

what exactly happened,

but I think it's good to speak frankly.

New couples usually try

to show their good sides and hide their shortcomings.

Though this is understandable, I don't think it's wise.

The key to a long-lasting relationship is

the acceptance of each other's shortcomings

and not each other's good qualities.

What's with that look?

Do you...

really consider me a close friend?

Of course.

Why would I let my business partner's staff come to my house?

Actually, I have been wanting to ask you a question,

but it might come off as rude.

Since you consider me a close friend,

I will go ahead and ask.

No problem.

You know so much about love

and relationships.

And you are good looking,

rich,

and brilliant with ideas on how to approach love.

Why can't you get the girl you like?

Subtitle translation by Ong Huan Lui