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AND THE WINNING
LOTTERY NUMBERS ARE
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2...21...
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51...9...
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27...
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AND 48.
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YAY!
YAY!
YAY!
YAY!
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WE WON AGAIN!
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OH! THAT WAS FUN!
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A DOLLAR WELL-SPENT!
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IF LUCK WERE MONEY,
WE'D BE RICH.
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HEY! LOOK AT THEM!
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THEY'RE NOT KISSING.
THEY'RE NOT GROPING.
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THEY'RE...
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OH, I KNOW THIS...
CUDDLING.
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CUDDLING IS INTERESTING.
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IT'S BOTH ROMANTIC
AND SEXUAL.
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BUT IT'S MORE THAN THAT.
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IT IMPLIES AN INTIMATE
RELATIONSHIP.
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HOW DO YOU ESTABLISH
THAT WITH A WOMAN?
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WHY ARE YOU
LOOKING AT ME?
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BECAUSE YOU'RE
THE WOMAN.
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FOR TWO
WHOLE MONTHS,
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BUT I HAVEN'T
EVEN FIGURED OUT
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HOW TO TAKE OFF
MY BRA YET.
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I WANT TO HUG.
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I WANT TO HUG
DR. ALBRIGHT RIGHT NOW.
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SHE'S NOT HERE.
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I HAVE TO HUG SOMEBODY.
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IT'S JUST NOT
THE SAME WITH YOU.
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WELL, MY HEART
WASN'T IN IT, EITHER.
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I JUST LET YOU DO IT
'CAUSE YOU'RE HIGH COMMANDER.
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I FEEL SO CHEAP.
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DICK, I CAN'T TAKE
THIS HOUSEWORK
ANYMORE.
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I WAS PUT
ON THIS MISSION
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BECAUSE OF
MY MILITARY SKILLS.
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THESE HANDS
ARE LETHAL WEAPONS.
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NOW THEY'RE RED AND DRY
FROM HARSH DETERGENTS.
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STOP COMPLAINING.
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YOUR ASSIGNMENT
IS TO BE THE WOMAN,
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JUST LIKE TOMMY'S ASSIGNMENT
IS TO STUDY EARTH CULTURE.
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AND I'M ON IT.
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THAT'S WHY I'M READING
BETTY AND VERONICA'S
SUMMER FUN.
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MY GOD! THESE ARE
HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS?
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O.K., YOU GUYS.
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I WAS OUT WALKING,
AND SOMEONE STARTED
FOLLOWING ME.
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HE'S IN THE LIVING ROOM.
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YOU LET HIM
IN OUR HOME?
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WELL YEAH, HE MIGHT
BE WORTH STUDYING
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COME ON IN!
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WHAT A GOOD LITTLE MAN!
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HARRY, THAT'S A DOG.
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YOU KNOW,
YOU ARE JUST
SO QUICK TO LABEL.
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HE'S SO HUGGABLE.
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OH, MAMA!
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I'VE GOT TO GET
TO THE OFFICE!
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AND DR. ALBRIGHT!
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WHAT ARE YOU GOING
TO DO WITH HIM?
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I'M GOING TO START BY
ESTABLISHING COMMUNICATION.
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OH. HAVE A SEAT,
MY FRIEND.
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[ARF ARF]
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WHAT'S HE
TRYING TO SAY?
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HE SAID THAT
LASSIE'S A GUY.
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GOOD MORNING,
DR. ALBRIGHT.
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GOOD MORNING,
DR. SOLOMON.
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I HAVE YOUR PHYSICS BOOK.
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THANK YOU.
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OH! PLEASE
DON'T DO THAT.
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I'M NOT MUCH
OF A HUGGER.
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OH.
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LOOK WHO I FOUND
WANDERING DOWN THE HALLS.
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MARY!
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OH, MY GOD!
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OOH!
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OH!
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OH!
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OH! UH,
DR. RICHARD SOLOMON,
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THIS IS DR. JEFF WILLIS,
MY OLD, DEAR FRIEND.
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HI.
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ACTUALLY, MARY AND I
USED TO SHARE THIS OFFICE.
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AMONG OTHER THINGS.
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NINA!
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SO WHAT BRINGS
YOU TO TOWN?
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A BOOK SIGNING.
MY NOVEL'S BEEN PUBLISHED.
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ECHOES OF MY STEPFATHER.
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YES!
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YOU'VE FINALLY FINISHED.
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OH, IT'S WONDERFUL!
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I'VE GOT TO GET
TO CLASS!
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WE HAVE GOT TO
GET TOGETHER
AND CATCH UP.
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YOU GOT IT.
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CALL ME--OOH!
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OH!
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SHE IS SOMETHING ELSE.
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HMM! I CAN'T BELIEVE
HOW GOOD YOU LOOK.
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YOU STILL PLAYING
RACQUETBALL?
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EVERY DAY!
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I LOVE IT!
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I LOVE IT MORE!
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YOU DON'T PLAY
RACQUETBALL.
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OH, HO HO HO HO!
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POOR, SWEET, MISGUIDED
AMNESIAC NINA!
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OF COURSE I DO!
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I'VE GOT SOME TIME TO KILL.
I'D LOVE TO PLAY.
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I'VE GOT
SOME TIME TO PLAY.
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I'D LOVE TO KILL.
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CAN I HELP YOU?
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NO, THANKS.
JUST LOOKING.
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HEY! IT SAYS MEN
ON THE DOOR.
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AND YOU MADE THE CUT?
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THERE YOU ARE.
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HERE'S EVERYTHING
YOU NEED TO KNOW
ABOUT RACQUETBALL.
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THANKS FOR
BRINGING THIS,
LIEUTENANT.
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I WAS STARTING TO TALK
TO THE SCRUBBING BUBBLES,
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SO I FIGURED
I'D BETTER TAKE A WALK.
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OH, THIS IS JUST
NEWTONIAN PHYSICS.
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TRAJECTORY
AND VELOCITY.
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AN IMBECILIC BABY
COULD DO IT.
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WELL, I'M OFF
TO THE GAMES!
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PLAY FIERCELY
AND ANNIHILATE
YOUR OPPONENT.
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AS IT ALWAYS WAS
AND ALWAYS WILL BE.
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HEY!
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IT'S DRY ALREADY,
PUT YOUR SHORTS ON.
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I WON!
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I WON!
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I WON! I WON!
I WON! I WON!
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DID YOU HEAR
THE NEWS? I WON.
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CONGRATULATIONS, DICK.
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OH! THAT WAS SO EASY!
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YOU OFFERED ME
NO CHALLENGE AT ALL.
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YEAH, I WAS KIND
OF OFF MY GAME.
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OFF YOUR GAME?
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YOU PLAYED LIKE
A LITTLE GIRL!
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TOO BAD MARY WASN'T
HERE TO SEE IT.
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THAT REMINDS ME.
I GOT TO RUN.
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I'M MEETING HER
FOR LUNCH.
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WELL, I HOPE YOU
TWO GIRLS HAVE FUN.
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WHY AM I SO HOSTILE
TO THIS JEFF PERSON?
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HE'S NEVER DONE
ANYTHING TO ME.
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IN FACT, HE SEEMS LIKE
A PERFECTLY TOLERABLE TWIT.
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BUT FOR SOME REASON,
I HATE HIM
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JUST BECAUSE DR. ALBRIGHT
LIKES HIM! WHY?
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IT'S CALLED JEALOUSY,
DICK.
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IT'S WHAT HAPPENS
TO MOOSE WHEN REGGIE
FLIRTS WITH MIDGE.
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IF YOU'D READ A LITTLE,
YOU'D KNOW SOMETHING
ABOUT LOVE.
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I DON'T HAVE TIME TO READ.
LIEUTENANT, GET OUT HERE!
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I HAVE A NEW ASSIGNMENT
FOR YOU.
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YES! FINALLY!
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I WANT YOU TO FIND OUT
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WHAT MAKES A MAN
SO IRRESISTIBLE
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THAT A WOMAN
HAS NO INTEREST
IN ANY OTHER MAN.
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THAT'S STILL
A CHICK JOB!
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YES.
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BUT IT'S ALSO
A CHICK JOB
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TO HELP THE
HIGH COMMANDER SCORE.
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YOU WANT TO KNOW
ABOUT LOVE, DICK?
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I'LL SHOW YOU LOVE.
SCRUFFY, COME HERE!
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COME HERE.
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OH, SEE? HE LOVES ME
FOR NO REASON.
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HE LIVES JUST
TO BASK IN THE LIGHT
OF MY SMILE.
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AND THE BEST THING
IS WE BOTH SCARE
THE MAILMAN.
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[MOANS]
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WHY CAN'T DR. ALBRIGHT
LEAP INTO MY LAP
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AND LICK MY FACE?
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WELL, SOME BREEDS
ARE MORE SKITTISH
THAN OTHERS.
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YOU TWO WERE HERE
LAST NIGHT.
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MISS?
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MISS!
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YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY
IN A RELATIONSHIP.
WHY'D YOU PICK THIS GUY?
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WHAT'S THAT MEAN?
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HEY. I'M TALKING
TO THE LADY.
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HE'S NOT
TERRIBLY ATTRACTIVE,
HIS CLOTHES LACK TASTE,
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AND HE DOESN'T KNOW
WHAT HE'S DOING.
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UH, I WOULDN'T SAY--
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AH, IT'S THE CAR,
ISN'T IT?
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NO.
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Yes, it's the car.
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THANK YOU.
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[SLAPS LEG]
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[WHISTLES]
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[KISSING]
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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TEMPTING YOU WITH
THE GREAT TASTE
OF BACON.
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[KISSING]
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I'M GOING TO TAKE
THESE FOLDERS INTO NINA,
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AND WHEN I COME BACK,
YOU'LL BE GONE.
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HI. MARY HERE?
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OH, UH, NO.
SHE JUST LEFT
FOR CLEVELAND.
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OH, LOOK.
SHE'S BACK.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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I'M ON MY WAY
TO A MEETING,
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BUT I WANTED
TO STOP OFF AND
GIVE YOU A PRESENT.
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"THANKS FOR BUGGING ME
TO WRITE MY BOOK."
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OH, JEFF!
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IT'S A THIMBLE.
I COLLECT THEM.
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IT'S AN ANCIENT UKRAINIAN
QUILTING THIMBLE.
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THERE WASN'T TIME
TO GET THE WRITING
TRANSLATED.
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YOU'VE BEEN BUSY
WITH THE BOOK.
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SPEAKING OF TIME,
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DON'T YOU
HAVE A MEETING?
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RIGHT. I GOT
TO GO. BYE.
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00:10:02,369 --> 00:10:04,237
OHH...
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00:10:04,271 --> 00:10:06,774
OH, DAMN.
THEY DID IT AGAIN.
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00:10:06,807 --> 00:10:09,743
OH.
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00:10:09,777 --> 00:10:12,345
I'LL HAVE TO FIND
SOMEONE WHO CAN
TRANSLATE UKRAINIAN.
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00:10:12,379 --> 00:10:14,748
THAT'S
NOT UKRAINIAN.
IT'S TURKISH.
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00:10:14,782 --> 00:10:17,384
LOOK, THERE'S
A DIACRITICAL MARK
OVER THE "O."
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[READING TURKISH]
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WELL, WHAT
DOES IT MEAN?
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00:10:24,725 --> 00:10:29,496
"MAY THESE ALWAYS
POINT ME TOWARD
THE SPOILS OF WAR."
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THIS ISN'T
A THIMBLE.
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IT'S TURKISH
NIPPLE ARMOR.
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HA HA HA.
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00:10:44,845 --> 00:10:47,247
IN FACT,
IT'S VERY VALUABLE.
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ESPECIALLY IF
YOU HAVE THE PAIR.
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DON'T TELL JEFF.
THIS WILL BE OUR SECRET.
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YES. OUR SECRET.
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IT'LL BE SOMETHING
JEFF WILL NEVER HAVE.
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00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:04,698
WELL, IT'S THE THOUGHT
THAT COUNTS.
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00:11:04,732 --> 00:11:07,034
THIS MUST HAVE BEEN
VERY EXPENSIVE.
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00:11:07,067 --> 00:11:08,769
SO YOU LIKE
EXPENSIVE THINGS?
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00:11:08,802 --> 00:11:10,437
NO.
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00:11:10,470 --> 00:11:13,741
SOME OF MY FAVORITE THINGS
IN LIFE COST NOTHING.
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A PICNIC ON A SUNNY DAY,
A LOVELY POEM READ ALOUD,
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00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:21,514
WATCHING MY FRIENDS FAIL.
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00:11:21,548 --> 00:11:22,750
WELL I HAVE A
MARVELOUS IDEA
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I'LL WRITE
A POEM ABOUT
YOUR FRIENDS FAILING
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00:11:24,885 --> 00:11:27,087
TO READ YOU ALOUD
ON A SUNNY PICNIC.
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THAT SOUNDS WONDERFUL.
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HOW ABOUT
SATURDAY AFTERNOON?
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WHY NOT?
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I HAVE A DATE.
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JEFF DOESN'T
HAVE A DATE,
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BUT I HAVE A DATE.
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00:11:44,304 --> 00:11:44,805
YES!
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00:11:44,838 --> 00:11:46,740
[BANG]
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WOMEN WHO RUN WITH WOLVES.
WOMEN WHO LOVE TOO MUCH.
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WOMEN WHO LOVE
TO READ ABOUT WOMEN
WHO LOVE TOO MUCH.
238
00:12:07,327 --> 00:12:09,797
EXCUSE ME.
239
00:12:09,830 --> 00:12:14,434
YOU TWO HAVE
BEEN TOGETHER WHAT?
100, 150 YEARS.
240
00:12:14,467 --> 00:12:16,036
42 THIS APRIL.
241
00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:18,605
42 YEARS.
IMPRESSIVE.
242
00:12:18,638 --> 00:12:22,876
YOU MUST'VE KNOWN
HE WAS SOMETHING
REALLY SPECIAL, HUH?
243
00:12:22,910 --> 00:12:25,112
TELL ME, WHY DID
YOU PICK HIM?
244
00:12:25,145 --> 00:12:28,281
WELL, HE WAS VERY SWEET...
245
00:12:28,315 --> 00:12:30,650
AND AFFECTIONATE.
246
00:12:30,683 --> 00:12:34,788
HE HAD A REAL FLAIR
FOR ROMANCE.
247
00:12:34,822 --> 00:12:38,258
IT WAS THE CAR,
WASN'T IT?
248
00:12:38,291 --> 00:12:40,861
THAT WAS THE CLINCHER.
249
00:12:45,032 --> 00:12:46,499
OH, FINALLY.
DID YOU GET 'EM?
250
00:12:46,533 --> 00:12:47,734
YES.
251
00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:49,502
PERMISSION
TO SPEAK FREELY, SIR.
252
00:12:49,536 --> 00:12:51,872
WE'VE FLOWN
A LOT OF MISSIONS.
253
00:12:51,905 --> 00:12:54,975
I'D EVEN PUT OUT
THE SUN FOR YOU,
254
00:12:55,008 --> 00:12:58,345
BUT IF YOU SEND ME OUT
FOR WOMEN'S MAGAZINES
AGAIN,
255
00:12:58,378 --> 00:13:00,914
I'LL KILL YOU.
256
00:13:02,449 --> 00:13:04,184
THIS MAY
SOUND SILLY TO YOU,
257
00:13:04,217 --> 00:13:08,688
BUT I HAVE A DATE
WITH DR. ALBRIGHT.
HELP ME HERE.
258
00:13:08,721 --> 00:13:11,024
THEY'RE POINTLESS.
THEY'RE MIND-ALTERING.
259
00:13:11,058 --> 00:13:13,226
THEY IMPOSE
ARBITRARY STANDARDS
ON WOMEN.
260
00:13:13,260 --> 00:13:17,764
IT'S LIKE PROPAGANDA
FOR SOME SORT
OF ESTROGEN CULT.
261
00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:19,299
JUST READ.
262
00:13:19,332 --> 00:13:21,168
O.K.
263
00:13:23,036 --> 00:13:26,106
O.K. HERE'S A
TOPIC. YOU COULD
DISCUSS BIOLOGY.
264
00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:26,974
WHY?
265
00:13:27,007 --> 00:13:28,108
ACCORDING
TO A RECENT SURVEY,
266
00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:31,544
7 OUT OF 10 WOMEN
HAVE MULTIPLE ORGANISMS.
267
00:13:34,514 --> 00:13:35,682
YOU HAVE TO.
268
00:13:35,715 --> 00:13:38,618
NO, YOU'RE NOT
THE BOSS OF ME.
269
00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:39,819
CHECK THE LEASE.
270
00:13:39,853 --> 00:13:40,820
WHAT'S
THE PROBLEM?
271
00:13:40,854 --> 00:13:43,156
MISS DUBCEK
DOESN'T LIKE SCRUFFY.
272
00:13:43,190 --> 00:13:45,425
THE LEASE
SAYS NO PETS.
273
00:13:45,458 --> 00:13:47,194
BUT HE'S SO CUTE.
274
00:13:47,227 --> 00:13:49,262
NO. I'M ALLERGIC
TO DOGS.
275
00:13:49,296 --> 00:13:52,632
MY THROAT
CLOSES OFF,
AND I CAN'T BREATHE.
276
00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:54,667
HE'S SO CUTE.
277
00:13:54,701 --> 00:13:57,537
SORRY, NO.
THE POOCH
CANNOT STAY.
278
00:13:57,570 --> 00:14:00,440
BUT HE'S SO CUTE!
279
00:14:00,473 --> 00:14:01,508
NO.
280
00:14:01,541 --> 00:14:03,076
[DOOR SLAMS]
281
00:14:03,110 --> 00:14:04,577
THAT'S TOO BAD,
HARRY.
282
00:14:04,611 --> 00:14:06,947
GUESS YOU KNOW
WHAT TO DO.
283
00:14:06,980 --> 00:14:08,415
YES.
284
00:14:08,448 --> 00:14:13,186
SCRUFFY AND I
MUST KILL MISS DUBCEK...
285
00:14:13,220 --> 00:14:17,124
AND HIDE HER BODY
UNDER THE FLOORBOARDS.
286
00:14:28,568 --> 00:14:30,170
WELL...
287
00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:32,105
WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?
288
00:14:32,139 --> 00:14:33,840
WE'RE GOING
ON OUR PICNIC.
289
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:34,841
DIDN'T YOU
GET MY MESSAGE?
290
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:35,842
NO. WHY?
291
00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:39,179
OH, MY GOD. I'M SORRY.
I HAD TO CANCEL.
292
00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:40,213
CANCEL?
293
00:14:40,247 --> 00:14:42,950
IT'S JEFF'S BOOK
SIGNING PARTY.
294
00:14:42,983 --> 00:14:43,984
BUT YOU DON'T
UNDERSTAND.
295
00:14:44,017 --> 00:14:47,120
I BEAT HIM
IN RACQUETBALL.
296
00:14:47,154 --> 00:14:49,789
I CAN'T MISS IT.
HE DEDICATED
HIS NOVEL TO ME.
297
00:14:49,822 --> 00:14:53,093
OH, NO. YOU
CAN'T MISS THAT.
298
00:14:53,126 --> 00:14:54,427
WHY DON'T YOU COME?
299
00:14:54,461 --> 00:14:56,096
COME?
300
00:14:56,129 --> 00:14:59,599
OH, NO.
I HAVE TO TAKE
MY BLACK FOREST HAM,
301
00:14:59,632 --> 00:15:02,069
WHEEL OF BRIE,
CABERNET SAUVIGNON,
302
00:15:02,102 --> 00:15:06,506
MY LIMOGE TRIVET,
AND SET THEM ABLAZE
IN A BONFIRE
303
00:15:06,539 --> 00:15:07,774
AS A TRIBUTE...
304
00:15:07,807 --> 00:15:11,078
TO JEFF'S
BOOK SIGNING.
305
00:15:22,289 --> 00:15:24,091
EXCUSE ME.
I'M LOOKING
FOR JEFF WILLIS.
306
00:15:24,124 --> 00:15:24,924
HE'S WITH
HIS PUBLICIST.
307
00:15:24,958 --> 00:15:26,994
HE'LL BE
OUT SHORTLY.
308
00:15:27,027 --> 00:15:27,995
YOU A FRIEND?
309
00:15:28,028 --> 00:15:31,664
UH, YES.
I'M VERY CLOSE
TO THE STEAMING PUSTULE.
310
00:15:33,866 --> 00:15:36,303
HARRY, I'VE SOLVED
YOUR PROBLEM.
311
00:15:36,336 --> 00:15:38,538
HER LITTLE GIRL
NEEDS A DOG.
312
00:15:38,571 --> 00:15:41,608
OH, HE'S PERFECT.
313
00:15:41,641 --> 00:15:45,145
OH, NO.
SCRUFFY'S NOT ABOUT
TO RUIN HIS LIFE
314
00:15:45,178 --> 00:15:48,648
OVER SOME BLONDE
HE MET AT
A COCKTAIL PARTY.
315
00:15:48,681 --> 00:15:50,583
UH-UH.
316
00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:52,119
NO.
317
00:15:57,524 --> 00:15:59,359
THE MAN OF THE HOUR!
318
00:15:59,392 --> 00:16:00,927
OH, GOD.
319
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:03,363
YOU THINK YOU'RE
PRETTY CLEVER,
DON'T YOU?
320
00:16:03,396 --> 00:16:05,498
I HAPPEN TO KNOW
THAT EVERY WORD
IN YOUR BOOK
321
00:16:05,532 --> 00:16:08,301
WAS PUBLISHED
YEARS AGO!
322
00:16:08,335 --> 00:16:09,936
PERHAPS
YOU'VE READ...
323
00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:12,439
THE DICTIONARY.
324
00:16:17,777 --> 00:16:21,181
YOU INVITED ME.
THIS IS YOUR FAULT.
325
00:16:21,214 --> 00:16:22,082
I CHALLENGE YOU
326
00:16:22,115 --> 00:16:24,417
FOR THE HAND
OF THE WOMAN
WE BOTH LOVE.
327
00:16:24,451 --> 00:16:27,387
EMILY. I KNEW YOU
WERE CHEATING ON ME.
328
00:16:27,420 --> 00:16:29,256
NO, HE'S LYING.
I SWEAR.
329
00:16:29,289 --> 00:16:30,223
YOU LOVE HER?
330
00:16:30,257 --> 00:16:31,291
MY OWN WIFE?
331
00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:32,325
YOU LOVE HER?
332
00:16:32,359 --> 00:16:34,361
I'VE NEVER
SEEN HIM.
333
00:16:34,394 --> 00:16:39,199
LAY OFF HER.
I'VE BEEN SLEEPING
WITH YOUR WIFE.
334
00:16:39,232 --> 00:16:40,200
MY OWN BROTHER?
335
00:16:40,233 --> 00:16:42,669
ONE QUICK ANSWER.
YOU LOVE HER?
336
00:16:42,702 --> 00:16:46,306
YOU KNOW WHAT?
THE SEX IS GREAT!
337
00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:48,775
YOU SATANIC BASTARD!
338
00:16:48,808 --> 00:16:50,377
OH!
339
00:16:51,178 --> 00:16:53,446
YOU FRAUD!
340
00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:55,982
INTERESTING
FAMILY.
341
00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:58,318
LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE.
342
00:17:09,629 --> 00:17:12,099
THIS IS VERY HARD
FOR YOU, ISN'T IT?
343
00:17:12,132 --> 00:17:14,067
IT'S THE HARDEST THING
I'VE HAD TO DO
344
00:17:14,101 --> 00:17:17,437
IN MY ENTIRE TIME
ON THIS PLANET.
345
00:17:17,470 --> 00:17:19,106
SCRUFFY, COME HERE.
346
00:17:23,576 --> 00:17:26,513
YOU'RE GETTING
ON MY NERVES, MUTT,
347
00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:28,848
SO TAKE A HIKE.
348
00:17:31,084 --> 00:17:33,052
GO WITH THE KID.
349
00:17:33,086 --> 00:17:37,190
I'M BAD NEWS, JUNIOR.
I'M TROUBLE, I TELL YOU.
350
00:17:37,857 --> 00:17:41,494
JUST GO.
351
00:17:41,528 --> 00:17:43,896
WHO AM I KIDDING?
352
00:17:43,930 --> 00:17:46,399
WOULD YOU LIKE
TO WALK HIM
TO OUR PLACE?
353
00:17:46,433 --> 00:17:48,101
OH, SURE.
354
00:17:48,135 --> 00:17:49,969
HARRY,
YOU CAN COME OVER
355
00:17:50,002 --> 00:17:52,505
AND PLAY WITH
SCRUFFY ANY TIME.
356
00:17:52,539 --> 00:17:53,340
REALLY?
357
00:17:53,373 --> 00:17:55,642
YEAH. WE'D LOVE IT.
358
00:17:55,675 --> 00:17:56,809
AFTER MY EX-HUSBAND,
359
00:17:56,843 --> 00:18:00,513
IT'S A PLEASURE
TO MEET A MAN
WHO'S SO CARING.
360
00:18:00,547 --> 00:18:02,282
OH.
361
00:18:10,056 --> 00:18:11,358
WELL...
362
00:18:11,391 --> 00:18:14,026
JEFF'S BROTHER
NEEDS HIS JAW WIRED.
363
00:18:14,060 --> 00:18:15,862
HOPE YOU'RE PROUD
OF YOURSELF.
364
00:18:15,895 --> 00:18:20,800
YOU'RE MAD AT ME.
THAT'S FINE.
I'M MAD AT YOU.
365
00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:22,402
WHY ARE YOU MAD AT ME?
366
00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:25,272
YOU'RE THE EXPERT.
YOU TELL ME.
367
00:18:25,305 --> 00:18:28,241
DR. SOLOMON, WHAT
DO YOU WANT FROM ME?
368
00:18:28,275 --> 00:18:29,876
I WANT...
369
00:18:31,478 --> 00:18:35,215
I WANT TO BE
YOUR BOYFRIEND.
370
00:18:35,248 --> 00:18:36,716
OH.
371
00:18:36,749 --> 00:18:38,451
ARE YOU SURPRISED?
372
00:18:38,485 --> 00:18:40,653
TO BE HONEST...
373
00:18:40,687 --> 00:18:42,922
NOT REALLY.
374
00:18:44,691 --> 00:18:46,959
THEN WHAT'S
THE PROBLEM?
375
00:18:46,993 --> 00:18:50,863
HONESTLY,
THERE'S SOMETHING
ABOUT YOU THAT...
376
00:18:50,897 --> 00:18:53,600
SEEMS ODD. IT'S LIKE
YOU WERE OUT OF SYNCH
377
00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:56,803
WITH EVERYONE
ON THE PLANET.
378
00:18:56,836 --> 00:19:00,440
I GO OUT OF MY WAY
DOING THINGS THAT
APPEAR NORMAL.
379
00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:02,175
WHAT YOU JUST SAID,
380
00:19:02,209 --> 00:19:03,576
THAT'S NOT NORMAL.
381
00:19:03,610 --> 00:19:04,977
WHAT ELSE?
382
00:19:05,011 --> 00:19:09,148
YOU ACT LIKE YOU'RE
FEELING EVERYTHING
FOR THE FIRST TIME.
383
00:19:09,182 --> 00:19:12,419
YOU HAVE NO CONTROL
OVER YOUR EMOTIONS.
384
00:19:12,452 --> 00:19:15,722
YOU TRIED TO FEED ME
DOGGIE TREATS.
385
00:19:16,723 --> 00:19:18,391
AND?
386
00:19:19,292 --> 00:19:21,228
YOU'RE MOVING
WAY TOO FAST.
387
00:19:21,261 --> 00:19:24,163
WHATEVER IS GOING
TO HAPPEN BETWEEN US,
388
00:19:24,197 --> 00:19:27,166
LET'S LET IT
EVOLVE NATURALLY.
389
00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:28,535
I CAN GO ALONG
WITH THAT.
390
00:19:28,568 --> 00:19:29,369
GOOD.
391
00:19:29,402 --> 00:19:31,904
WHY DON'T
WE SHAKE ON IT?
392
00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:34,607
LET'S HUG ON IT.
393
00:19:34,641 --> 00:19:36,042
THAT'S TOO FAST.
394
00:19:36,075 --> 00:19:37,510
DR. ALBRIGHT,
PLEASE.
395
00:19:37,544 --> 00:19:39,379
YOU DON'T KNOW
THE IMPORTANCE.
396
00:19:39,412 --> 00:19:43,883
IT GIVES MY LIFE
A MEANING I'VE
ONLY DREAMED OF.
397
00:19:47,587 --> 00:19:49,088
ALL RIGHT.
398
00:19:52,492 --> 00:19:53,526
NO. I CAN'T HUG
399
00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:54,594
UNDER THIS PRESSURE.
400
00:19:54,627 --> 00:19:56,463
TRY.
401
00:20:07,106 --> 00:20:09,276
THERE.
402
00:20:09,309 --> 00:20:11,844
THAT'S ALL
I WAS ASKING FOR.
403
00:20:14,647 --> 00:20:17,417
I WANT TO HAVE
YOUR BABY.
404
00:20:20,620 --> 00:20:23,055
YOU KNOW, JEALOUSY
DEFIES ALL LOGIC.
405
00:20:23,089 --> 00:20:27,294
JEFF'S A NICE PERSON.
DR. ALBRIGHT'S
A NICE PERSON.
406
00:20:27,327 --> 00:20:31,864
THE THOUGHT OF THEM
BEING HAPPY TOGETHER
JUST MADE ME CRAZY.
407
00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:33,433
YOU THINK
THAT'S BAD?
408
00:20:33,466 --> 00:20:34,567
CLARK KENT
GETS JEALOUS
409
00:20:34,601 --> 00:20:37,169
BECAUSE LOIS LANE
LIKES SUPERMAN.
410
00:20:37,203 --> 00:20:40,006
NOW, THAT IS CRAZY.
411
00:20:40,473 --> 00:20:41,508
DICK, YOU KNOW,
412
00:20:41,541 --> 00:20:45,445
I FINALLY FIGURED OUT
WHAT WOMEN WANT IN A MAN.
413
00:20:45,478 --> 00:20:49,081
THEY WANT HIM TO DRIVE
A BIG, POWERFUL VEHICLE.
414
00:20:49,115 --> 00:20:52,685
YOU SAYING
I SHOULD BE
A BUS DRIVER?
415
00:20:52,719 --> 00:20:55,722
YOU'LL BE
BEATING THEM OFF
WITH A STICK.
416
00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:58,725
DICK, TO GET
WHAT YOU WANT
FROM THE LADIES,
417
00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:00,327
THE ANSWER'S SIMPLE.
418
00:21:00,360 --> 00:21:01,728
WHAT?
419
00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:04,263
GET A DOG.
420
00:21:04,297 --> 00:21:07,166
WAIT A MINUTE.
HARRY, YOU DIDN'T...
421
00:21:08,568 --> 00:21:11,438
NO. HA HA HA.
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