Original subtitles

Don't you wanna dream again?

Now it's calling for me Go back to the start

Wishing on the starlight

In the sky, let's paint a door for tomorrow

Just step on the new stage Don't be shy

Gonna take the challenge of god

Kyo-Let's-Mo-Let's-Dynamic!

Let's Go! Go! Big panic!

I don't care 'bout limits, no regret

Make me tougher even though I lose

Nothin' gonna stop me no mo' Try me

So-Zets-Cho-Zets-Dynamic!

Let's Go! Yes! Give a kick!

Keep on going Power pumpin' up

Something greater waiting not so far away

Arale-chan has come to Dragon Ball Super.

Here she is, yes, it's Arale!

Screech, screech, screech, whee!

Run, run, pitter-patter

Beep beep, bop-boop-bong, and the Gatchans, too!

Launch the bomb of dreams!

The sun is grinning wide

The pig says ho-ho-heh-heh

Everyone gather in Penguin Village

I wonder what will happen today?

Go, go, hee-hee-hee, I can't wait to see!

"Lo! Ho-yo-yo?

Doctor, where are you going?

Oh, just over to Metro West.

Woo-hoo-hoo! I'm going, too!

--Cupi-poo! --Cupi-poo!

No way.

Be a good girl and watch over things here.

Ho-yo.

--Cupi... --Cupi...

"Goku vs. Arale! An Off-the-Wall Battle Spells the End of the Earth?!"

"World Inventors Awards"

This event will determine the most outstanding invention of the year.

The presenter will be our superstar, Mister Satan!

All of the scientists whose inventions were nominated

are here eagerly waiting for the announcement to be made.

Pardon me, could I have a word?

Hmph?

Don't change that channel!

Tch.

Could you put on a smile for today, at least?

Yeah, Papa. This is a happy day

when Mama's invention will be chosen to receive first prize.

Hmph, it has nothing to do with me.

Ahem... Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to thank you very much

for taking time from your busy schedules to gather here today.

And now, the announcement you have been waiting for!

Part-time work sure is boring.

Listen here, Goku-sa!

Satan-san was nice enough to get you this security guard job!

You can do some serious workin' for once!

And be sure to fix your hair before you go!

Easy for her to say...

Uh-oh...

This is hopeless.

U-Um, excuse me...

The World Science Academy has chosen

as this year's most outstanding invention...

...the invention from Dr. Norimaki Senbei of Penguin Village--

The Honmono Machine Mark II!

Hmm? Me? All right!

Huh?

Thank you! Ah, thank you, thank you!

Doctor, please come up to the stage.

As you just heard, my name is Norimaki Senbei.

Or, as those more sharp-tongued might call me, "Dr. Slump."

However!

If you will look at this, I think you will see that I am a genius!

I call it... the Honmono Machine Mark II!

Hi! Applause, applause!

So, Dr. Senbei, what sort of invention is it exactly?

Very well, allow me to demonstrate it right now.

As you can see, there is nothing inside.

Pop-pop-pop!

How do you like that?!

Impressive, all right.

Ah! Not that! That spunky girl magazine was created out of nothing!

Huh?

You see, the machine picked up what my strongly held wish was

and created it out of thin air!

Fearsome. My genius even scares me.

B-But why would you choose a spunky girl magazine of all things?

This machine only picks up on wishes intense enough to die for.

J-Just how much do you like spunky girls, anyhow?

Mister Satan, would you like to try, too?

--Oh! May 1? --Plod... Plod... Plod... Plod...

--Of course! Here, wish as hard as you can for something! --Plod... Plod... Plod... Plod...

--I-In that case, I beg your pardon... --Plod... Plod... Plod... Plod...

--Plod... Plod... Plod... Plod...

--Pop-pop-pop! --Plod... Plod... Plod... Plod...

Mm-hmm! This is incredible!

Ladies and gentlemen, there is no objection to Dr. Norimaki Senbei

receiving the prize, is there?

That's something else.

Awesome! I want one!

--Hmph. --Plod...

Th-Thank you... Thank you...

I never imagined this day would come!

In that case, I will present the medal.

Dr. Norimaki Senbei, here you are.

Right!

Objection!

--Huh? --What's this?

Dr. Mashirito!

Imagine, the world's greatest genius scientist,

and Norimaki Senbei's eternal rival,

I, Dr. Mashirito, not even being sent an invitation!

Just a minute!

I knew it!

In the original Dr. Slump comic, you're good and dead, aren't you?!

Hmm...

Huh?

I was so upset about not being invited to the ceremony,

I escaped from hell for this!

Th-Th-That's a pretty unscientific thing for a scientist to do!

Ha! Come on out!

Plod... Plod... Plod... 'Lo!

--Cupi-poo! --Cupi-poo!

Arale! And the Gatchans, too!

Nee-hee-hee!

--Cupi-pee! --Cupi-pee!

They were alone at your place, and I mixed this in with their food--

"asobitai = 'want to play'"

Oh boy, oh boy! Oh boy, oh boy!

Okay, Norimaki Arale and the Gatchans,

go ahead and play with everyone here!

I will not tolerate a prize like this that would ignore me! Ruin it! Ruin it!

--Okay! --Cupi-poo!

This is bad news!

Hmm, this is completely upstaging me, isn't it?

Just a second. If, on the other hand, I make nice with the kids here...

Hey there, girls. I, Mister Satan, will play with you.

Really?!

Yes, really, I will.

But right now, we're in the middle of an important ceremony.

Wait just a little longer, and...

Woo-hoo-hoo!

Bam!

Table-splitting! Wham!

--H-Hey! Arale, stop that! --Wham! Wham!

Ladies and gentlemen, please leave this to me, and evacuate!

Wham!

Maestro, if you would...?

Hmph, well, well, a kid raised without any discipline.

I'd like to see what her parents are like.

Woo-hoo-hoo!

Hey, you there, kid!

--Ho-yo? --I'll play with you.

Are you strong, mister?

Yeah.

Oh boy, oh boy! Oh boy, oh boy!

--Hey! -Yes?

You're sure about this?

J-Just as long as nobody gets hurt.

"Kay, here I go!

Hee!

Errtch...!

Hmph.

Wh-What?!

Vegeta, what are you up to?

Sh-She's too strong! Anyone that ridiculously strong

is probably a character from a gag manga!

Gag manga?

A-one, two, a-one, two! Beep, beep, beep!

--Ho-yo? --Huh?

You know her?!

--Who are you, again? --Who are you, again?

Son-kun, be careful!

It was that girl who sent Vegeta flying out there!

Eh? You did that?

That's right.

She's under the mind control of an evil scientist!

There's no choice but to pop her one and shake her out of it!

Yeah, maybe, but... I ain't about to clobber a little kid like this.

Out of my way, Kakarrot!

I won't stand by and let myself be put to shame by a little kid!

No, Vegeta! Calm down a minute!

Hmph!

I'm back!

That little brat! How did she circle the earth so fast?!

She must be a gag manga character after all.

Conventional wisdom will have no effect on her.

As long as I fight in the battle manga style, I'll get nowhere.

Which means...

--Ah! A UFO! --A UFO?

Hmph, that will show her.

H-How could you?!

Vegeta! Y-You've gone too far!

Th-This isn't on me!

Over here, over here.

Nee-hee-hee!

Y-You're not human?!

Mm-hmm. Arale is a robot.

A-A robot, you say?!

Hoy!

Wh-Why, you! Ignoring the laws of physics for gags' sakes is foul play--

Now it's my turn!

Listen to me when I'm talking to you!

Errtch...!

Arale Kick!!

Wait up! Wait up!

I caught up to you! Hoy!

Head-butt!!

Bye-Chg!

Sh-She got rid of Vegeta so easily...!

Oh, man...

Hey there, let's play!

That head-butt just jogged my memory! You're Arale, right?!

Ho-yo! Son Goku-kun!

What? They know each other?

I see you're as strong as ever. Now I'm getting excited!

Oh boy, oh boy! Oh boy, oh boy!

All right, just a second!

How cool!

Hey, here I go!

Huh?

N'cha!!

Ha!!

Whoo, you're too much!

That's fun! 'Kay, then, let's go again!

This time 100 times stronger!

A-A hundred times?!

Okay, bring it on!

You're sure you can stop it, right?

You're going to stop it, right?!

Who knows? She's ridiculously strong, after all.

Nee-hee-hee...

Heh-heh, well, let's give it a try.

Ah! It's the end of the world! If not even Goku-san can stop her,

then there isn't anyone else in the world who can!

--Yes, there is. --Huh?

I can only think of one person.

I see. That is a tough one.

Please, send Beers-sama back here on the double!

Please do not speak about gods as though they were temp workers.

I'll get a whole pile of delicious food ready. Okay?

Hmm...

Your timing is not very good.

Not even I would dare rouse him as he settles into a nap.

Please do not take it amiss.

Wait--

--Cupi-pee. --Pu-po.

In that case, we have to catch Mashirito,

and find out from him how to stop her!

--Huh? --Huh?

Come on, what's wrong? Is that all you've got?

This looks hopeless.

Aw, crap!

Hmm? Ah, that's it!

Huh?

Crap! Crap! Poop!

Mark 11, here we go!

Bring it on!

Pop-pop-pop!

--Yech! --Ugh!

Take that to Arale! It should buy us a little time!

B-Bulma-san, be my guest.

Y-You take it over there!

Ah, for the...!

Poop!

Ho-yo?

Poopie! Poke-ums! Poke-ums!

--Poke-ums! Poke-ums!

--What's going on here? --Poke-ums! Poke-ums!

Buying time will do you no good!

When she loses interest in that poop, you'll all be finished!

Don't you have any plans that don't involve poop?!

Hey, Mark I, do you have any ideas?

I don't know why you're asking me.

I can't produce anything until someone imagines it.

Imagines... I've got it!

There it is!

"World Inventors Awards"

and imagine it toward your TV sets right now!

Huh?

The most delicious food in your land.

The food that your mother makes for you. Anything goes!

I'll explain it all later!

If you don't do it, it could mean the end of the world!

Poke-ums!

She's tired of it already?

It looks like it.

Wh-What's going on there?

What is going on there?

Exactly what you see.

The people of the world are imagining their most delicious things,

and your machine is picking up the images.

You fool! You fool!

What good is making tasty food going to do for you now?

Pop-pop-pop!

It's so bright!

That's the most delicious thing in the universe?

Looks kind of disgusting to me.

I wouldn't be too sure about that.

Ka... me...

...ha... me...

Whoo... I have never worked up that much speed to get here before.

Hooray!

Wh-Who is this guy?

Are you telling me you cooked up that delicious food to summon him?

Hey, you there! You! Yes, you!

I don't know who you are, but get a clue! You're ruining the mood!

I am the star of today's episode!

What?! What are you doing?!

It doesn't matter if you are a ghost or anything else;

there is nothing that Beers-sama cannot destroy.

Impossible!

Yummy!!

Yummy! Yummy! Yummy! Yummy! Yummy! Yummy! Yummy!

--Yummy!!

--What a huge kitty-cat! --Yummy!!

How cool! Hey there, kitty-cat, let's play.

Shh!

--Ho-yo? --Be careful, Arale.

That kinda thing doesn't fly with Beers-sama.

You'll be destroy--

It came off again.

Anyone who would interfere

with the grand sensation currently filling me up...

...will pay for it.

Ho-yo?

Beers-sama! You just have to knock her out!

Don't do it!

Whis, we're leaving.

Huh?

With all haste!

Hold it in!

Wh-What is the consensus of the scientists?

Too many of the world's dishes were mixed together,

causing a chemical reaction, maybe?

It was so good not even a god's stomach could tolerate it, maybe?

--Hmm... --Hmm...

It could be that the same machine just got done making a poop.

Ha-ha-ha, that's nasty.

I apologize for leaving the place in shambles.

It's all right. I can take care of this myself. Don't you worry.

Y-You can?

Doctor, let's be more careful, okay?

You're the ones who did this!

It's just a good thing that the drug's effects didn't last long!

Otherwise, things could have turned out even worse than they did!

Oh my gosh.

--Cupi-poo. --Cupi-poo.

Bye-Chg!

We'll have to fight again sometime!

Okay, Goku-kun! See you later!

Whoo! For some reason, I feel a whole lot like inventing!

Come on, let's go home.

Say, Mama...

Hmm?

Aren't we forgetting something?

I'm never fighting anyone from a gag manga again!

Hello! 5, 6, 7, 8! Hello! 5, 6, 7, 8!

Super! Thank you! Fried Rice! Tasty!

Riding on a ladle I don't even know its name

A four-thousand-year-old monster (Monster!)

Mixing it all up And then it's finished in no time

Mysterious story

Softly sprinkling in the spices It's the world's biggest obsession

Here, bon appétit!

My passion's on a rampage A Chinese spoon in my right hand

It's time to finish them off!

Hello! 5, 6, 7, 8! Hello! 5, 6, 7, 8!

Super! Thank you! Fried Rice! Tasty! Super! Thank you! Fried Rice! Music!

Heya! I'm Goku!

Beers-sama, are the guys from the 6th Universe invading the earth?

Are we gonna get to have an awesome fight like last time?

I'm getting excited now!

Huh? Our next contest is to play baseball against each other?

All right! What's baseball?

Next time on Dragon Ball Super,

"A Challenge from Champa! This Time, a Baseball Game!!"

Be sure to watch, okay?