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Hello? Great.

This looks like the start of every murder movie I've ever watched.

Right, just remember, you wanted to do this, alright? I'm only here to watch

you waste your money. Come in, Daniel.

Did you tell her my name?

Okay.

Slightly weird.

So, you don't believe, eh?

No, not really. I'm just here for moral support for Geordie. He believes in all

this shit.

So, we start with Geordie.

Give me your hand.

I see a hotel.

A bathroom.

No, wait. A female bathroom.

Wait, you've got awfully quiet. What's all this about?

Should I continue?

No.

Well, that's a story we're definitely getting onto later, isn't it? One time,

you broke something.

And you just pretend you didn't speak English.

You fucking idiot.

It's working.

Okay, she's good. Right, do me. Okay, give me your hand.

So you tell the people you are six foot one now. Because I am. I'm six foot one.

But the crystal ball says you are six foot.

Very funny. What else?

I see red lights, a music, a fanfare.

You was on a ride and you were scared.

I don't get scared on rides.

You were scared enough you shoot yourself.

You shoot yourself at a fanfare?

Wait, is that really true? I was unwell, alright? I was poorly and...

And it wasn't on the ride, okay? It was after the ride, once I got off. Yes,

after the ride.

How do you know that?

The crystal ball knows everything.

Nobody knows that.

Wait.

This is not good.

Something bad will happen tonight.

To both of you.

Before midnight.

What happens?

I can see nothing.

All the darkness.

You can tell us that and then send us home. Yeah, is there a way to stop it?

You must break the curse together.

Okay, how?

A selfless act.

You have to put somewhere's need before yours.

Sure, we could donate to charity on the way home. Yeah, itty.

You must satisfy me.

Sorry, what? That's the curse?

This is the only way.

Right, come on, Geordie.

I knew this was a fucking scam.

She knew, you said yourself.

Shut up, Geordie. Nobody knew. How did she know?

You don't have much time.

I'm not dying because you don't believe her.

This is fucking ridiculous.

The clock is ticking.

Fine.

This is your fucking fault.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

You're welcome, my friend. Oh, this isn't a bad curse, I suppose.

Oh, yes.

Oh,

fuck.

Fuck. Hey,

honey. Yeah?

Don't tease yourself now.

Fuck you, Geordie.

Mmm.

Oh, yes.

Oh, shit.

Oh. Oh.

Oh, crap. Easy.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God, yes.

One time, Julie, one time.

Oh my

god.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

You fucking push that dick out.

Did you see this in your crystal ball?

Oh yeah, there you go, you fucking dicks.

Good job, Geordie.

Must remind you of the female bathroom story.

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.

Oh, baby.

I didn't see that coming.

Look at that.

Look at that fucking pussy.

Fuck these fucking dicks.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God.

Oh my

God, Jesus.

I don't fucking know.

That's it baby.

Oh, I see. I see.

There you go.

There you go.

Oh, fuck. Oh,

yeah.

That's it.

Yes, yes, yes.

Thank you.

Selfless of you, Geordie. Very selfless.

Look at that fuck, you know what I'm saying?

Yes, baby, that's it. You can't stop fucking us on that day.

Oh, fuck.

Fuck, yes.

Yes.

There you go, huh?

Yes You

want

these fucking dicks to cum?

Yes, yes.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, fuck yes.

Oh, fuck yes.

Oh!

We did it!

Geordie, there was never a fucking curse.

Masinio, you see it yourself.

Fuck you, Geordie. Come on.