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(Episode 2)

Bye!

Wash your hair when you get home, or all your hair will fall out.

- Okay. - And...

don't wash it tomorrow.

If you do, the perm will get undone.

Get going.

Hey.

Don't you have to go home too?

I have to tidy up first.

I'm home.

I saved some fried chicken for you.

- I don't want it. - Lee Young Jae.

- What? - Something fishy must be going on.

What do you mean? I'm just not hungry.

What were you doing until this late? I wonder why you aren't hungry.

I was practicing.

Don't you dare try to fool me.

You're in the palm of my hand.

Who's the guy you did a perm on?

- What? - Yes.

The fact that he trusted you with his hair...

means that you two are very close.

Who is he? You'd better tell me right now.

What do you think? He's just a customer, obviously.

Oh, boy.

Who are you, ma'am?

Mom?

Look at you.

The current time is 01:25am.

It's your first time staying out overnight.

Ri Won.

I didn't stay out overnight.

I'm about to go to sleep.

It's past midnight, so the date has changed.

And that means you stayed out overnight.

Why are you...

smiling so hideously?

What's wrong?

Don't I look like Lee Jung Jae?

You came home with a weird hairdo...

and a weird brain.

Hey, wake up.

What?

Eat up, you guys.

(Sejin University, Chemical Engineering Department)

(Attend the one-day bar with a partner.)

(With a partner)

Our department's hosting a one-day bar...

to see chemical reactions...

between men and women. Don't forget to come.

Who knows? You might end up as a couple.

Okay, let's go. Are you up for it?

I'm home.

(Dad, Mom, Lee Young Jae)

(Lee Young Jae)

What? I thought I locked the door.

That's why there's a key.

Why did you lock the door?

Were you watching gay porn?

Get out!

Don't lock the door. I'll barge in and check what you're up to.

Get out!

(Lee Young Jae)

Hey, Young Jae. What's up?

You're the one who called.

Why did you just hang up?

Oh, right. Yes, I called you.

Well...

I came home safely last night,

so I was wondering if you did as well.

Is that why you called?

No.

Well...

I'm not sure if it's because of the perm,

but I think I'm using more shampoo than usual.

So I'm wondering if this is normal.

But I'm not saying it's abnormal. I think it's normal.

Are you free tomorrow?

You're so strong.

Look at your legs. They're like a wrestler's.

This is my one and only charm.

My girlfriend fell in love with me because of my thighs.

The young ones are always the strongest.

You should wrap up. Let's go eat.

You can eat first. I'll be there soon.

I mean, she suddenly smiles for no reason.

And she talks different now.

She's either sick...

or she has a guy.

And there's no way she's sick.

I'm sure she can even chew on iron.

It's about time she has a boyfriend.

Young Jae doesn't doll herself up, but she's really pretty.

Gosh, what kind of guy would fall for a tomboy like her?

She should at least dress like a woman.

I know it won't suit her,

but buy her the prettiest outfit and force her to wear it.

I've known her for 20 years,

and she never buys anything expensive.

I'll give you money, so don't worry about the price.

No.

Why?

Because I'm going to get her something myself.

Young Jae's here. Bye.

I heard you have a boyfriend.

My gosh, he has such a big mouth.

No, he's not my boyfriend.

This one is pretty, isn't it?

I was just looking at it.

- Do you want to try it on? - No.

I want to buy something for you.

Is that why you called me here?

Forget it.

Can you at least try it on?

It's really expensive.

Gosh, no. It's too expensive.

It's not for free.

I'm trying to earn brownie points from you.

We may be close now,

but you might turn into a mean sister-in-law once I get married.

Gosh, forget it.

Just try it on first.

I'm really okay.

Mom. Mom!

Mom, where's the new denim shirt I've recently bought?

You put it in the laundry basket.

It's in the washing machine.

Why are you washing this now?

Then wear the white shirt.

I already wore that once.

I can't wear the same thing again.

Do you not eat dinner because you ate lunch?

What's wrong with him?

You're so pretty.

Take a look.

This looks so awkward.

Your boyfriend will love it...

if you wear a little bit of makeup as well.

He's not my boyfriend.

Today, I'll take her to Fugili's for spaghetti...

and read books with her at Friend Bookstore.

Then we'll drink coffee...

at Coffee Brings Love...

and watch "Pride and Prejudice" at Life Theater.

The movie might be sad.

I'll give her this.

And right before her bus arrives,

I'll mention the one-day bar to her.

Okay. Perfect.

What's wrong?

You look good in that hairstyle.

You did it for me. Thanks.

I'm not late, am I?

No.

Why did you come early and wait for me?

It makes me look rude.

Why did you want to see me?

Actually,

there's something I want to tell you.

You could've said it on the phone.

Still, I think it's right to tell you this in person.

I'm here, so say it.

No, I'll tell you later.

What are you going to do now then?

Actually,

I have a plan.

Says who?

Well...

- I was going to ask you first. - Ask me.

So...

my plan is...

I don't like that plan.

I've had lunch late today.

And you want to read books at a bookstore? Are you crazy?

And I only drink sweet instant coffee.

I can't sleep if I drink bitter ones.

Going to a movie is not bad.

Right?

But "Pride and Prejudice" is not good.

Just its title sounds boring.

Is that right?

A crazy movie just got released.

What movie?

Why are you so timid for a man?

It's a prejudice that men would feel no fear.

You may become a public officer, but not a police officer.

A police officer? I'll never be a police officer.

It's not that you won't. You can't.

You'll be too timid to catch culprits.

It's not that I can't. I won't.

Okay, let's say you won't.

Didn't you say you had something to tell me?

Do it.

Well...

What I want to say is...

Do you want to come to...

my department's one-day bar...

- as my partner? - Your partner?

If you're busy, you don't have to come.

Then I won't go.

Because of your part-time work?

No, it's a bit uncomfortable.

I thought we were going out.

- What? - We kissed.

Not everyone goes out after kissing.

Okay.

I brought this to give you.

It has the best songs of Sung Si Kyung in it.

I don't like Sung Si Kyung.

Still, I'll take it since you brought it for me.

The bus is coming.

Bye.

Joon Young.

We'll go out if I go there that day.

We won't go out if I don't.

Don't you miss our parents?

I just miss our grandma who went through so much to raise us.

Mom and Dad passed away too early,

so I don't quite remember them.

Maybe that's why, but I don't miss them either.

You became mature early without getting cheeky...

to go to college when you were bad at studying.

And we were born healthy without any illness.

Just by those facts,

our parents did everything they could.

Look at how thick your arms are...

and how strong my legs are.

Gosh, it's not washed properly.

You'll get nagged so much...

if you wash the dishes this poorly.

Why don't you go ahead and bring your boyfriend?

Only men recognize men.

Forget it.

You must really have something.

Show him to me while I'm being nice.

You have the duty to introduce...

your boyfriend to your brother and the head of this household.

And I have the responsibility to see your boyfriend.

He's not my boyfriend yet.

"Not yet"?

Then when will he become your boyfriend?

- When? - Goodness.

You splashed water all over me.

You permed his hair, so he's your boyfriend, is he not?

Goodness.

(Sejin University, Chemical Engineering Department, One-day Bar)

- Long time no see. - What's up?

Go in and have fun already.

- Hi. - Oh, hi.

- What's up? - Hi.

Go in.

It's good to see you here.

- Hello. - Gosh, hi.

Why did you dress up like this?

You'll end up washing the dishes with me anyway.

What's with your hair?

Do you think that girl will actually come?

- She'll come, don't you think? - No.

I'm not sure.

She absolutely won't come.

Why do you say that?

Hey, look at your hair.

I mean, she did that to your hair.

What girl in the world does that to a guy she's interested in?

- My gosh, come on in. - Welcome.

Mi Young! We're here.

Mi Young! Come join us here.

Join us, the dishwashing squad.

Whose partner are you?

Just a moment.

You made it.

Let's go.

Mi Young, hi. Oh, the flower...

The flower... Where did it go? Hey, give it to me.

I'm sorry. Here.

This way, please.

Let's start the game now. Please applaud!

All right. All of you, please get ready.

Start!

Good. Go closer. Closer! That's it.

Hey, go closer. Good.

That's it! You guys are doing great.

Hey, enough. You're way too close to her now.

What are you doing now?

Joon Young, you don't have a partner, right?

Can you guide the guests at the entrance?

All the guys are slacking off because they don't have partners.

- Hi. - Oh, you said you couldn't come.

Why are you here?

I came here without a partner.

Gosh.

On Joon Young!

Thanks.

- Cheers! - Cheers!

Have some snacks too.

Why were you late the other day?

Be punctual if you're going to show up looking this gorgeous.

Young Jae, I'm so happy you came. I didn't know that you were coming.

- The hair color is natural, right? - Yes.

Today's our first day as a couple.

What?

Today's our first day as a couple.

By the way, I have something to tell you.

Okay.

What is it?

It's nothing. I'll tell you later.

- What is it? - I'll just tell you later.

I need to use the ladies' room.

Just a second.

Hey, come here.

Look at you. You said that she's not your type.

You said she wouldn't show up, judging from my hair.

Gosh, you.

Are you happy? Are you excited?

Yes.

Hey.

Young Jae looks so pretty dressed up like that, don't you think?

You think that's pretty? Her outfit looks dowdy.

I'm baffled.

Why is she even here?

Then why are you here?

Were you eavesdropping on us? How annoying.

If you have something to say, say it to my face.

Don't talk behind my back. It's annoying.

Are you still seeing that guy?

You're ridiculous.

I think your hair is more ridiculous.

What?

It looks so dowdy.

Hair salons in Gangnam are nothing special.

All right, it's now time for the highlight of the event.

The couple dance competition begins now! A big hand, please!

The best couple will receive...

Don't be surprised.

The prize is a set of matching rings that's worth 200 dollars!

- Oh, my. - All right, great.

Then which couple wants to go first?

- Here! Us! - Okay, come on out!

Come on out. Great. Come up on the stage.

Good. Oh, nice. Great.

Wait, move back.

The next couple, come on out!

Chemical Engineering Department, make some noise.

Music, please.

Let's clap along!

That was a nice one.

Please give them a big hand.

You guys are done. Go back to your seats, please.

Go. Go back to your seats, will you? You guys are so loud.

But I must say, I don't think we've found a couple...

that deserves the prize yet.

Sejin University, is this all you can do?

I'll just buy you a ring.

- Any volunteers? Raise your hand. - Couple dance? It's so lame.

- No one? - Let's go.

- It was different back in my days. - What is with you?

- A good-looking couple. - Go for it!

You're so pretty. Show what you've got.

This is crazy.

[VIU Ver] jTBC E02 The Third Charm "Today's Our First Day As a Couple" -♥ Ruo Xi ♥-

- Nice! - Don't be afraid

Please give So Hee and Sang Hyun a big round of applause.

My, that was great.

All right. Is there anyone who must dance today?

"I'll go crazy if I don't get to dance today!"

Is there any couple like that?

Please raise your hand. Anyone?

- We don't have much time. - Do you want to dance?

One.

- No, I'm a bad dancer. - Two.

Oh, a new face. A new face has her hand up.

The lady over there. Come on out!

Come on out. Please give her a big hand.

- Encore! - Encore!

- Encore! - Please give them a big hand.

- Encore! - Encore!

They're incredible.

The couple dance competition has come to an end.

Now, it's time to announce the winners.

The couple that received...

the loudest applause is...

the couple that did the sexy dance. Congratulations!

I'll be rewarding this couple with a couple ring...

since they got picked as the best couple.

Let's all give them a hand.

Please give them a round of applause.

I'm so impressed by all our freshmen this year.

You brought a very special partner. I envy you.

- Me too. - I agree.

- Interview him! - Interview him!

- Interview him! - Interview him!

- Please be quiet! - Interview him!

It seems like the guys here are really curious,

so I'll go ahead and interview the dancing queen.

Can you please tell us your name and department?

Look at her making us become more curious by hesitating.

It's something that works only with beautiful women.

Let me politely ask you again.

Now, what's your major?

What year did you enter school? And what's your name?

I don't go to this school.

Gosh, I knew it!

I've been a student here for eight years.

And I've never seen or heard of someone so beautiful like her.

Don't you agree?

Let me ask you again.

What school do you go to?

It's okay. Tell them.

You're a high school graduate.

Why can't you tell everyone that you don't go to university?

What?

I guess you don't dare to tell people that you pretend...

to be a university student in order to seduce guys.

What's wrong with you?

Hey, what...

You're not smart,

and your family is poor.

The least you can do is have some conscience.

You're just an assistant at a small hair shop in your neighborhood.

Young Jae.

Hey!

Get off!

- Let me go! - Stop it.

You guys, stop it.

Stop it!

Young Jae.

Young Jae.

Sang Hyun, are you really not going to come?

I'm feeling really upset.

If you don't come, you and I are over.

Okay.

I hope we're really over.

Hey.

(Sejin University, Chemical Engineering Department, One-day bar)

Young Jae, you're home.

See? I told you we should bring some of it home.

Young Jae.

We bought some tteokbokki.

She must be sleeping.

- Young Jae. - Yes?

Young Jae.

I need to work.

When do you finish?

I'll wait.

I'm going to wait until you come.

The man that made everyone sleep in fear...

- has finally been caught. - Gosh, he's terrible.

I know.

- How many has he killed? - I heard he killed seven people.

Death penalty shouldn't be abolished for people like him.

Hey, wake up and cook...

(Lee Young Jae)

What's wrong?

(Saebom Hair Shop)

The phone is turned off. The call is being forwarded to the voicemail.

(Beer Drinking Contest)

Joon Young, go for it.

You aren't getting as many calls from that man lately.

You mean, that guy? He's going out with another girl.

What? He changed his mind that quickly?

Guys are like that these days.

I'd see a different girl if I were him too.

Why would he keep having a crush on someone who never answers his calls?

Guys these days aren't persistent.

They have neither patience nor romance.

We had no phone in our times.

We'd visit their houses...

and wait for them all night long there.

We'd wait until the next day.

We'd keep waiting until they finally agreed to see us.

Father.

If you do that these days, you'll be reported for stalking.

Stalking, my foot.

That way, you grow fond of each other...

and make chances to see each other more.

That's how you become affectionate.

By the way, why aren't you eating, son?

He's going through adolescence these days.

He'll only go more astray if you meddle in his business...

when he's going through his adolescence.

He's only growing up, so let's not mind him.

I'll step outside for a second.

Where are you going at this hour?

I told you not to mind him.

Let's just keep eating.

It's so luxurious.

When will I get to wear one of these?

Don't you have this kind of stuff at home?

What are you talking about?

Forget about these. I just want to date a handsome man.

- Goodness. - How silly.

Hello, young man. Are you here for a haircut?

The hairdresser went somewhere for a second, but she'll come back soon.

That's not it.

Well...

Do you know about a female student working here?

You mean, Young Jae?

- You know her? - Who is she?

The girl who lives in the rooftop house...

on the opposite side of the middle school.

She works here.

Come to think of it, she hasn't been around for a few days.

Maybe she's sick.

No way. I know how strong she is.

What's taking the hairdresser so long by the way?

Why are you here?

Your phone was turned off.

I was worried about you so much.

I heard you don't work at the hair shop anymore.

It's none of your business.

Young Jae.

If it's because of what happened that day,

I'm so sorry.

Why are you sorry?

I'm the one who lied.

No, I don't care about your lies.

I don't care even if you're not a college student either.

Who do you think you are?

You've seen how I live.

Right, I'm different from people like you.

I can't afford to drink, date,

and slack off like you.

Thank you for letting me realize my place.

- Young Jae. - Don't call my name.

I feel so pathetic of myself...

for trying to do the same without knowing my place.

I hate you for taking me there and making me look pathetic.

I hate a suffocating and slow-witted man like you.

Don't you still get it?

Get lost.

Your family name is On?

That's pretty.

My name is Lee Young Jae.

Lee Jung Jae is an actor.

And he's handsome.

You're not that ugly yourself.

You're thorough and hard-working.

You don't look for easy ways.

You always do things by the book, so you won't accept bribes.

And unlike most men, you don't bluff.

It's a compliment.

Today's our first day as a couple.

Did you drink all of these by yourself?

Why didn't you call when you were sober?

Sang Hyun.

Sang Hyun.

Gosh.

You're such a baby.

Sang Hyun...

When the whole world was talking about a serial murder,

my one-day relationship...

ended quietly like that before anyone could...

even find out.

Joon Young!

(Saebom Hair Shop)

Min Jung, that's my friend, Joon Young. He's on furlough now.

Hey, Joon Young.

This is my girlfriend, Eun Bin. And this is Min Jung.

- Hello. - Since you're on furlough,

we should drink and sing at karaoke.

Follow us. Please come with us.

(Saebom Hair Shop)

He's my friend. His surname is On, On Joon Young. I'm Hyun Sang Hyun.

It's Hyun Sang Hyun even when it's said backwards.

Some of my nicknames include Tomato, Wild Goose, Swiss,

and last but not least, Yeoksam Station.

- Isn't it so funny? - Yes.

If you think about it, so many things have such symmetry.

Starting with names...

- Anyway, let's drink up. - Okay.

Guys, something's just come up.

- I'll catch you later. - Bye.

- Hello. - Hi.

Say hello. They're your seniors.

- Hello. - Hi.

You're freshmen, right?

- During your break... - My gosh.

Those chicks look so young. They look really young and innocent.

Girls, wait just a little while.

I'll buy you food every day when I'm back at school.

(2008 Police Officer Recruitment Written Exam)

Wake up, my fellow soldier.

When we come back, we'll be in our fourth year.

Before thinking about buying those girls food,

we must worry about figuring out how we're going to make a living.

We picked the wrong major.

We should've learned practical skills.

For him, all is taken care of because his dad is rich.

As for him, all will be fine because he will get a job...

at some big company with his high GPA.

Then as for us...

We might end up being unemployed.

Let's just stay in the army, buddy.

("2008 Theories of Criminal Investigation")

(Table of Contents, Part 1: Basic Theories of Investigation)

(The Concept and Types of Police Officers)

(Types of Police Officers)

(2008 Police Officer Recruitment Written Exam)

(Name: On Joon Young)

All right. You only have five minutes left now.

(2008 Police Recruitment Exam Pass List)

(On Joon Young)

(On Joon Young)

Let's make this quick so that I can eat my food, okay?

- I'm sorry. - All right, the last shot.

Don't close your eyes, okay? Here we go.

1, 2, 3!

Adieu!

There are two types of women.

The ones you must meet...

and those whom you don't necessarily have to meet.

And today, I met the third type.

The woman I should've never crossed paths with again.

That mean witch.

(The 3rd Charm)

Joon Young, don't you remember me?

It's been seven years.

Do you really feel nothing?

Gosh, Joon Young. You're all grown up now.

Do you really feel nothing?

There were times when I thought about you.

I'm sorry.

I didn't know anything.

Joon Young.

I'm so sorry.

Where did you get your hair done?