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- Yeah, Ae-bong. - Give me your brother's phone number.

My brother's? Why?

I just want to know.

- Okay. - Thanks.

I confess...

- What are you doing? - Oh, you startled me!

Are you writing a letter to confess?

Don't look.

Do you think I'd write a letter to confess?

I'm just writing this in case I forget.

That's so soon.

You're weird.

Why are you so serious about what I am writing?

Serious? What do you mean?

- You're so serious now. - Am I?

Am I serious? Good luck.

High-five!

- Something yummy and expensive. - All right.

Why does she want my brother's phone number?

Got it. Here, this is Seok's brother's phone number.

Really? Are you sure he wanted to meet me?

Yes, he chose you.

Oh, he chose me.

Um, pass!

Oh, she's great.

She has no boyfriend.

- No kidding. - I'm not!

I'll ask her and let you know.

If this goes well, you owe me big time.

- All right. - Yeah!

TIMING

Anything else going on between you and Seok?

Yes, it was two days ago.

I was wearing a miniskirt.

No kidding! You wore a miniskirt?

Listen, first.

He covered my legs with something.

- Oh, my gosh! - Yes, yes!

I know why. He didn't want other men to look at your legs.

He certainly is in love with you.

Really? Do you think so?

- It's not just me, right? - 100-percent right.

- Anything else? - Well--

Yes, there is.

I told my co-workers that your webtoon was very funny.

You owe me one.

I was walking with him, and suddenly, he hugged me from behind.

Oh, my God! From behind?

- Game over! - You just need to wait for a confession.

What if he confesses to me? What am I supposed to say?

What are you worried about? You're in love with him, no?

What?

You love him. That's why you wore a miniskirt.

That's right, but--

Stop being so coy.

If he asks you out,

just say yes, and go out with him.

- How lucky you are! - Yeah, she is.

When will I become lucky?

I really need that luck.

I'm going out.

Where are you going?

How do I look?

I'm seeing someone important.

Jun--

It's me. Are you seeing my brother today?

No. Yeah, okay.

He wants to see me today.

Oh, you've got a boyfriend, at last!

Have him confess his love.

From my experience, you have to lead him into saying it.

Then, where did Jun go?

I confess. Hye-ju Kwon, Hyeon-ji Kim, Ye-seul Kwon--

I've made too many women cry.

Can a bad guy like me be forgiven?

God forgives everyone.

My great charm, no, my look.

No, my existence itself ruins them.

May the grace of God be with you.

Hello.

It's a sin to tell God a lie, brother.

You're even lying in this place where you confess your sins.

I didn't lie.

Do you think Adam and Eve were punished because they ate the apple?

They lied! That's why!

What is he angry about?

We opened up a new restaurant. Thanks.

RESTAURANT FLING ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE

- Ae-bong! - Oh, hi.

You're early.

He's going to confess. He must have a ring.

That's right. Have him confess his love.

You have to lead him into saying it.

Do you want to go here?

They have real nice food.

I've always wanted to go here.

- Yeah, but I-- - Let's go.

Let's go, hurry.

Wow, congratulations! Be happy!

What now? You have no choice but to confess.

Do it now, Seok.

Hey, this is embarrassing.

Okay, then. Let's--

What?

Look at these leaves! There are so many of them, huh?

Yeah.

I have to make a call.

Shit.

Oh, the ring is gone.

- Oh, this is classic! - This is dessert.

Hey!

- Well-- - Yeah.

I don't want to swallow it.

Where is it?

- What? - I know everything.

You can tell me.

Where is it?

Our address is 21 Sinsa-dong.

You really don't want to tell me. What a lame joke!

Let's see.

Why aren't you eating the cake?

- This is-- - You're full, huh?

Oh, no!

Do you want half?

I didn't touch this part.

You can have it.

Thanks for watching it with me.

I really wanted to see this.

Don't mention it. Thanks to you, I get to watch a play.

If you can't confess here, you're not a man.

CONFESS YOUR LOVE PROPOSAL EVENT AFTER PLAY

LOVE IS BLOOMING

It's not the end yet.

You must've been looking forward to this.

Now, the highlight of our performance,

confession time begins.

If you've been hesitant to say it,

raise your hand and come up on the stage.

- Agh! - Oh, there you are!

- You, gentleman in the yellow T-shirt. - What?

Come on up.

Confess like a man.

Confess what?

Just say it. We know everything.

Oh--

I've arranged everything for you. If you can't say it, you're a moron.

Yeah, right.

I'm Seok Cho, the artist who drew "The Sound of Your Heart."

You must've recognized me and--

- Moron! - What's "The Sound of Your Heart"?

- I don't know. - Say "Ho"!

I say "The Sound of," you say "Your Heart."

The Sound of-- The Sound of--

I say Cho, and you say Seok!

- Cho! - He's weird!

If you're the most pathetic moron, you'll confess when you get drunk.

- Well-- - Do you like to drink?

Have a drink, cheers!

Cheers!

We're going to get really drunk!

That's what drinks are for.

- Cheers! - Cheers!

Listen, I was really happy when I met you again.

Were you happy, too?

Right? Right?

- Ae-bong! - Yeah.

Actually, I have something to tell you.

Tell me.

I'll listen to you. I'm all ears.

Someone loves you.

My brother.

Why? Why does your brother love me?

Because... you're ugly.

Bastard!

Why are you here?

I'm sorry, I blacked out last night.

Did I make any mistakes?

No, you didn't. You just told the truth, you moron.

Good luck with your business trip. I'll see you when you return.

No, I don't want to see you anymore.

Let's not see each other again.

Ae-bong.

I was wrong and put on a stupid show.

I'm done.

Attention, please.

The plane has arrived at Gate 12.

The plane has arrived at Gate 12.

Ae-bong!

Goodbye, Seok.

I don't want anything from you.

Ae-bong!

Ae-bong, Ae-bong!

Ae-bong!

Ae-bong!

- You can't get in without your passport! - Wait a second!

Ae-bong!

Ae--

Here, Ae-bong!

Ae-bong, listen to me!

I must've left my wallet in the taxi. I have no money with me!

I have no money for the bus!

Give me three dollars! Ae-bong, Give me three dollars!

I need three dollars for the bus!

Okay.

Thanks.

I'll go out with you.

What?

Let's go out.

Yeah, let's go out.

We are...

DAY 1

- I'm going out. - Where are you going?

I'm seeing someone important.

- Are you seeing my brother today? - No.

Then let's meet today.

My brother may call you. Don't answer his call.

Okay, sure.

I'm doing it today. It has to be today.

I'll bring her here in five minutes.

- Good luck! - Thanks!

- Ae-bong! - Do you want to go here?

- Yeah, but I-- - I've always wanted go here.

They have real nice food. Let's go, hurry.

I'm sorry.

He went somewhere else. Let's go back.

Pack this, clean that up.

Changing location to a theater. We'll be the first to leave.

CHANGING LOCATION TO A THEATER. WE'LL BE THE FIRST TO LEAVE.

They'll be the first people to come out. Wait.

It's not the end yet.

Oh, they're coming.

Confess your love!

I'm Seok Cho, the artist who drew "The Sound of Your Heart."

You must've recognized me and--

There.

You're ugly.

Idiot! What's he doing?

Hey, they're leaving!

I LOVE YOU. BE MINE.

What is this? Get out of my face!

What's wrong?

I want to be with you

Hold me in your arms

Bye, now.

- No, let's go for another round. - Sure!

What the hell? Do everything we prepared!

FIRST DATE

I'm having my first date with Ae-bong. Can I really do it?

Don't worry! Anyone can do it.

If you can't, you're a pathetic moron.

But it's my first date ever.

There's nothing much to it.

- First, you eat. - Eat?

Now, we've eaten together. Shall we get married?

Yes.

What? Straight to marriage?

- Eat and then go to a movie or something! - A movie?

Marriage, again? Why?

You must proceed step by step!

Take a walk and hold her hand naturally.

Hold her hand?

- Good job! - You, too.

How could you cheat on me?

Every man makes mistakes.

- Go to your room, and keep crying. - Sorry.

It's time to watch the news. Run!

- Father! - Don't call me "father"!

You can't marry my daughter!

SEOK CHO 1988-2077

Goodbye, honey.

Oh, what a pathetic moron!

Hmm, first date. Isn't it simple?

As far as I know, you go to a movie,

you walk and hold hands.

- Right? - Right.

What? Hold hands?

He may brush food off your face, and hold your hand.

Pervert!

Or he may hold your hand while walking.

- What a crazy pervert! - Wait! You're killing me!

Yeah, that's exactly why I'm punching you!

Oh, Seok, I'm sorry for punching you so hard.

Oh, my God! She knows nothing about romance!

You're hopeless.

If you fail again,

- we'll ask a great wizard. - A great wizard?

Don't worry. We'll ask everyone who knows all about romance.

- Trust us. - Trust.

If you acquire their skills, you can become a Don Juan.

THE DATING GAME

PLAYER 1: SEOK CHO LEVEL: 0

PLAYER 1: AE-BONG CHOI LEVEL: -3

Put on nice clothes.

SKILL: PUT ON NICE CLOTHES PREREQUISITE: 3 DATES

Arrive 10 minutes late, so he'll be eager to see you.

SKILL: ARRIVE 10 MINUTES LATE REMARK: NEVER HAD A BOYFRIEND

Sorry, I'm late.

I just got up from a nap, so I was in a rush to get here.

Oh, you were in a rush.

Oh, my makeup must be unfinished because I rushed.

Let me put this on.

SKILL: MAKE YOUR LIPS KISSABLE

Your suit is so... impressive.

I went to a relative's wedding.

Oh.

Great. Time to use the next skill.

SKILL: UNBUTTON YOUR SLEEVE TO REVEAL YOUR WATCH

LIMITED EDITION CARTOON CHARACTER WATCH

Oh, this?

This is a limited edition I ordered online.

That's not right!

SKILL: STOP TALKING, LISTEN TO YOUR DATE SOURCE: NAVER

SKILL: STOP TALKING, LISTEN TO YOUR DATE SOURCE: NAVER

SKILL: STOP TALKING, LISTEN TO YOUR DATE SOURCE: NAVER

Shall I begin working?

SKILL: MEN LOVE SPORTS. SAY YOU LOVE SPORTS

When I was in the military, I entered a soccer championship game.

The military is the best place to play soccer!

SKILL: MEN LOVE SPORTS. SHOW YOUR INTEREST IN SPORTS

They hardly give a private a chance to run as a striker.

- I-- - Me, too!

I absolutely love soccer.

They run, and kick the ball.

I know a player.

Ji-sung Park! His three-pointers look fabulous!

Does Ji-sung Park shoot three-pointers?

Am I wrong?

Right, I've seen the game. He even slam-dunked it.

He's kind of short, but--

Do you remember our high school PE teacher?

A mouse. Mouse!

Mouse!

Mouse!

Run! A mouse!

Come here.

From today, your name is Minky.

Minky!

She's so cute!

SKILL: WHEN SHE SPEAKS ILL OF SOMEONE, CHIME IN WITH HER

How dare she talk to me like that?

Oh, she's a bitch!

Isn't she?

I've recently gained weight. I look so fat.

Right, you do look fat.

I tried to make her feel better, so I talked to my mom.

But all of a sudden, she got mad.

You mom is so bad!

APPLIED SKILL: SAY YOU LOVE WHAT SHE LOVES

I love going to a bathhouse with my mom.

Oh, me, too. I love going to a bathhouse with my mom.

In winter, skirt leggings are the best!

Me, too. I wear them in winter!

Well, actually I love Exo and Xiumin!

Me, too. I love Exo and Xiumin!

THIS IS TRUE!

Roar, roar, roar!

D.O., BAEKHYUN, KAI, SEHUN

Take this water!

SKILL: BE NICE TO PEOPLE AROUND YOU

You're doing such a great job.

Oh, your hands are so dry. Wait.

Oh, you walk around a lot. your legs must be tired.

- Sit here. - No, thanks.

SKILL: BE NICE TO CHILDREN

Oh, how old are you?

Where is your mom?

Oh, is she your mom?

Oh, it must be really hard to take your grandson with you.

Can I help you with anything?

$2.50.

$2.50.

- $2.50. - $2.50.

Oh, I don't have cash! I have credit cards.

Oh, I was wrong.

I have cashier's checks, not credit cards.

If you can give me change...

in dollars. No, in yen.

They have all that money. Why do they sell gum?

Exactly.

- Let's drink. - Yeah.

Cheers!

Oh, I'm drunk.

So, my parents went on a trip by themselves.

They're not home tonight.

SKILL: JUST BE A MAN SOURCE: XY CHROMOSOMES

Why don't we finish this off, and go to my house for the second round?

- Yeah. - For the second round!

Taxi, taxi!

- Hi, get in. - Hi.

Ae-bong, tell me your address.

Gamcheon-dong, Saha-gu, Busan.

Busan? Okay!

Well--

$160

$250

Can I pay by credit card?

Come on in.

Shall I?

This is my house.

Hey, say hello to my grandma.

Here's my grandpa.

- Hi, sis. - That's my brother.

My aunt and uncle.

Another uncle.

The big one is Sensation.

And the little one is Snow White.

Did I mention my parents went on a trip?

Yes, you did.

WHAT ABOUT THE SECOND ROUND?

Cheers! Wave!

Drink, drink up!

One more time!

Cheers!

One more time! One more time!

- Cross the bridge! - One more time!

Let's give a shout!

- They're inferior to dogs! - I don't want to be with these morons!

Who's the ugly guy?

Ae-bong's boyfriend. He came here all the way from Seoul.

Ae-bong must've said her parents weren't home.

Oh, that poor thing!

I called her.

Oh, shit...!