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- Wow, your drawing skill is better now. - Really?

Hey, this is an alien story. Here's a monster.

This is great!

She's the main character's girlfriend.

This is a love story.

Do you really want my honest opinion?

Apart from the poor drawing,

the story is way too boring.

I don't want to look at this anymore!

That's weird. She said it was funny.

Who said? Who said so?

Who the hell--

Hilarious!

Is this really that funny?

When you read something really funny, you snort like a pig, huh?

Oh, it's funny!

I don't have time for this. Don't bring me anything else this lame.

Your diary has to be better than this story.

CHO SEOK'S DIARY

- Where are you going? - Where am I going?

Where else would I go at this hour? A nightclub!

What kind of girls shall I hit on tonight?

Would they say "yes" if you hit on them?

You're... still too young.

Right, there was nothing I could have as I wished.

Except one thing, women!

Even if Casanova and Don Juan came back,

they couldn't beat me, Jun Cho.

- Hey, Hun! - Hi.

Are you the legendary Jun Cho with the 98-percent girl-hunting success rate?

I'm here to add the remaining two percent!

From tonight, the rate will be 100 percent!

Once he hits on a girl, she says "yes" right away!

No woman refuses me when I choose her.

Hi, wanna dance?

The key is not to choose a pretty girl.

I don't fight a losing battle.

Seok, do you think that's funny?

Who on earth would put on that outfit?

What?

Where's Mom?

I'm hungry.

- Crazy. - Mom!

My TV has been a problem.

Should I buy a new one?

You can fix it by hitting it. Don't buy a new one.

- Hon, this TV is not working. - Buy a new one!

Don't be such a miser!

Mom, this vacuum is not working.

- Get a new one! - Right.

Yeah? Give me that. I can fix it.

Really?

The guy at customer service said he couldn't fix it.

You can fix everything by hitting it.

Don't waste your money. Just repair it.

You never get rich by being frugal.

I bought a brand new air conditioner.

I can turn it on and off with my cell phone, see?

Turn it on!

That's amazing!

Those high-tech appliances are really different.

You can't buy something like this on your husband's income.

What? Are you crazy?

Who doesn't have such a thing these days? I have one at home.

CHEOL-WANG CHO

Hi, honey.

Turn on the air conditioner.

I can have the filters cleaned.

Clean the filters.

Stop bragging. That's one of the basic functions.

Clean the filters.

What? The filters? Okay.

- How amazing! - Can it do anything else?

Mine even moves around on its own.

If yours can't do that, you should throw it away.

An air conditioner that moves around on its own?

- Move to the bedroom. - What?

Oh, my gosh! So amazing!

Don't mess with me. I'm Jeong-kwon Kwon.

- Like it? - Am I supposed to laugh?

She looks like hell. What's wrong with her?

Currently, many parents are having their young children learn English.

They speak English in their daily lives--

Your mom wouldn't have thought about that.

She wasn't good at educating you two.

Right, we're not good at English because of her.

What? It's not too late.

I wasn't good at educating, so I want to make it up to you guys.

From now on, we speak only English in this house!

If a Korean word slips out of your mouth,

- you must pay eight dollars. - Boo!

No, I can't do that! I won't do that!

Starting now!

Shit! Oh, my God!

I'm a boy, you're a girl.

No, no, no, no, no!

I like yogurt.

Oh, I need that kettle.

I'm thirsty.

SON!

PASS ME THE KETTLE.

THIS ONE?

RIGHT.

HERE IT IS.

Okay.

Good.

SON, GIVE ME THE REMOTE.

OKAY.

DAD.

A REALLY FUNNY SHOW IS ON CHANNEL 4.

RIGHT?

I'M SWITCHING TO CHANNEL 4.

LET'S WATCH IT.

ENGLISH LISTENING TEST RESULTS BY COUNTRY

YOU HAVE NO CLUE WHAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT.

STOP TEASING HER, OR YOU'LL GET PUNCHED.

WE HAVE NO PROBLEM COMMUNICATING! ENGLISH IS SO EASY.

WE CAN GO ON LIKE THIS FOREVER, HAHA

GOOD MORNING, DAD.

GOOD MORNING.

DAD, HAVE SOME BREAKFAST.

LET'S HAVE A GLASS OF WATER FIRST.

THAT'S GOOD FOR YOUR HEALTH.

Stop it!

GIVE ME MONEY.

GIVE ME MONEY.

EIGHT DOLLARS

Oh, money!

NO USE REGRETTING IT NOW.

- You! - Why?

- You! - Why?

Ooh! Why?

Why?

You!

- Why? - Shit!

DO YOU WANT TO DIE?

"Do you want to die?"

"Before I break..."

"your wrist."

"Pick it up!"

Goal!

PICK IT UP!

Hey!

"Do you want to die?"

Dad, do you know how much an English class costs?

- It's very expensive! - Really?

But I can't say what I want to say. I can't take it anymore!

How much is this English class?

It's $250.

Wow! That's so expensive!

I have no choice.

Because of English, I'm doing this at my age.

Because of English!

Oh, shit!

You did a good job. There's your weekly pay.

- Thank you! - Sure!

Good job!

You did a good job.

- Mom, I'm hungry. - What?

- Hey, please, Mom. - What?

Give me something to eat!

I have money, see?

How much do you want?

How much do you need?

What an obedient wife you are!

How much do you want?

How much do you need?

That's us? Are you crazy?

Didn't I tell you? He has no talent.

Who's going to like this kind of story?

Other families live like this, too.

Got anything else? Never mind.

Okay, let's quit now.

Your diary has to be better than this story.

The more I think about him, the more I hate him.

Should I send him this anyway?

Here! See if this interests you!

What is it? From Seok Cho?

Did this dork...

really send his own diary?

FROM SEOK CHO THE DIARY YOU WANTED TO SEE

THE SOUND OF YOUR HEART

FROM NOW ON, WE SPEAK ONLY ENGLISH IN THIS HOUSE!

WEBTOON GUY

What's he calling about?

No, I'm not meeting him anymore. I can say whatever I want now.

Yes, I'm picking up, you jerk!

Hello. Yes, I sent it.

Why? Didn't you say it would be funny?

Yes, it's hilarious.

What?

It's funny! I could've died laughing!

Hey, man, I'm sorry.

- But you need not-- - Anyway,

At first I thought you sent your real diary.

You should've drawn this kind of comedy from the beginning.

I almost laughed myself to death.

Weird. Is it really funny?

You've made me laugh my head off, I'm telling you.

You're so imaginative.

- I'm what? - Are you a genius?

By the way, what's the title?

Oh, well--

THE BIRTH OF THE SOUND OF YOUR HEART

His work will appear in a series soon.

My son's webtoon will be posted every week.

How amazing!

I noticed his talent when he was young, so I supported him.

You're kidding!

You gave him a punch every day, and told him to "stop scribbling."

The main character is a pretty lady.

- That's me. - Is it a horror webtoon?

- What the hell--? - Stop arguing!

So, what genre does it fall into?

Since I appear in it, I suppose it's a romantic love story.

I appear in my son's webtoon.

- Oh, great! - I'm the main character.

What kind of webtoon is that?

Noir, of course!

I have a big fight against 13 villains.

- Wow! - You should pay the tab today.

- Right? - It's on you!

Who's coming?

I thought you were meeting a girl, so I chose European fashion.

- Your girlfriend? - No, just a friend.

- She's buying dinner to congratulate me. - Oh, no!

You should go meet your friends.

I'll go after dinner.

- She's here. Ae-bong! - Oh, hi!

Ae-bong, this is my brother.

- Nice to meet you. - Hi.

WEBTOON GUY

Wait, I have to talk to this guy.

- Have a seat. - Okay.

- Seok told me about you a lot. - Yeah, he talked about you a lot, too.

- What did he say about me? - I'll do my best.

- Have your tea. - Oh.

Yes, yes!

Yes, yes!

Oh, he's lost his mind at last.

When will he ever be normal?

Stop looking at him. It's not good for you.

She's laughing.

Whenever I wanted to give up on my dream,

I thought of her smile.

She's smiling again.

Get up, wake up!

- Yeah? - Get up and try them on.

Did you buy those for me?

A scarf?

- Oh. - Wow!

Great!

Really? How do I look?

- Yeah, good. - Cool!

You look much younger, Dad. Mom, where's mine?

You've got enough clothes to wear.

Stop wearing jackets like a young boy.

Your clothes must reflect your age.

I see. Thank you, honey.

- Looks nice. - Handsome?

Do I look handsome or what?

Is this Dad's?

Looks nice.

Now, all I need is a girlfriend.

I'll go out and get one.

- Mom, I'm going out! - Okay.

Oh, I forgot!

The supermarket is having a sale today.

Ugh, it must have been something I ate.

I need to go to the bathroom.

How many times have I gone so far?

Huh?

Hello.

When did he leave home?

What's he buying?

For a man who's no good at making money he's really good at spending it.

Oh, this one.

Where are you?

- Home. - What?

- Home? - Yeah.

I'm home now.

Hey, cutie, I'll be there soon.

- You're at home? - Yeah, I said.

Okay.

He's lying. What's he doing?

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At this expensive coffee shop?

Something's fishy.

Hi.

- Hi, how long did you wait for me? - Not that long.

A gift for you.

What's this?

Oh, Jun!

So pretty.

Who is that bitch?

What are you doing this weekend?

I've got no plans.

How about you?

I'll be super busy.

Oh, really?

I have a date with you, so I'll be super busy.

Oh, my gosh!

Cheol-wang, are you cheating on me

with that young girl?

- I need to go to the washroom. - Okay.

Wait, come back soon. I think I'm going to miss you.

Oh, stop it!

- Bitch! - Who is this?

Why would a young girl like you

have an affair with my husband?

Who are you? Are you crazy?

I'm his wife, and we have two kids!

Oh, shit!

Did you push me?

You're gonna die today!

You're back--

Asshole, I'll kill you!

How dare you do that to me?

How did you find out?

- Sorry, I'm sorry! - You asshole!

- Where is he? - He ran away.

Taxi, taxi!

Please, follow that taxi. Oh, that bastard.

- Just follow that one? - Yes.

It's about an affair, for sure.

- Hold on tight. - Yeah.

Where are you going? Once I catch you,

I'll break your legs, so you'll never be able to cheat on me.

A nightclub? Really?

Hi!

No, you can't go in.

Why not?

That old man just went in. Why can't I?

What are you talking about?

You should leave.

I said no.

I'm wearing the club outfit now.

Get the hell out of here. Get out!

Why can't I go in?

That's what I mean. What is that?

What now?

Lots of cool guys tonight. I'll hook you up. Let's go!

- Let me go! - They're really cool guys!

Come quick!

Hey, where are you going?

Where are you going? Come here!

What the hell?

She's an old lady! What did you tell me about that waiter?

Hey, you!

- Huh? - Are you--

Get up! That's Jun's mother!

Nice to see you.

- Oh, you are Jun's friends. - Yes.

- That's a really nice jacket! - Yeah, thanks.

What are you--

Have you seen Jun's father?

I saw him going in here, for sure.

You mean Jun's dad, not Jun?

I must be here.

When you see him, let me know right away.

- Got it? - Yes, ma'am.

- Bye now. - Good night.

Oh, Jesus Christ!

The dance competition begins now!

Oh, the first participant is already on the stage!

The prize is a department gift card

worth $250!

$250!

Start the music!

DANCE COMPETITION

What am I doing? My body's moving on its own.

It's been a long time, but my body still remembers.

- Yeah! - Where are you going?

Where are you going? Don't go! Don't go!

I know a good place.

HOTEL

I often come to this hotel restaurant.

This is the only place you can have sausage soup at this hour.

What are you thinking? No ox blood in the soup.

Oh, shit!

Hello.

I can't stand it anymore.

Do you call yourself a human being?

What are you talking about?

Tell me the truth. I've seen it all.

Oh, what a surprise, huh?

I know everything. I can smell it.

- Oh, shit! - You stink! I want a divorce now!

This is no reason to get a divorce.

What have I done wrong?

What? You, nut job! Are you out of your mind?

- Where are you? - At home, pooping.

Pooping?

What the shit!

Send me proof!

If you can't, we're getting a divorce!

What?

AN UNEXPECTED REASON FOR DIVORCE

Cheol-wang, I'm not going to live like this anymore.

- Hi. - Hi.

Welcome!

That day, I realized..

I said goodbye to the time of my life, I got married,

and devoted myself to being a wife and mother.

But I lost myself.

If all the people

who remember me

are sound asleep

tonight

Then the night is too long

I used to be the Queen of Night in the 1980s.

I wanna see the morning

I'm Jeong-kwon Kwon.