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[instrumental music]

How do you like having our own pro car, Blab?

Swell, Snoop!

And we got our own telephone girl,

to relay messages whilst

we're out in the fresh air.

[Hazel] Hazel calling Snooper,

the worlds greatest private eye,

like you told me.

Hello, Snoop to Hazel, Snoop to Hazel,

Snoop to Hazel, Snoop to Hazel.

-[Hazel] All right, all right! -Hazel.

Turn the flip side,

! heard you the first time.

None of your flip lip, Hazel, or it's back

to salting peanuts for you.

Any messages?

Hop over to the Ritz View hotel.

Mrs. Van Cash wants you to find her

million dollar smoke diamond.

Oh, well, I'll prowl right out there, Hazel.

How's the fresh air, boss?

Not as fresh as you.

All right, Blab, it's a 903,

make with the siren.

Right, Snoop!

[imitating siren sound]

If we crash this case, maybe we will get a real siren!

[Blab imitating siren sound]

[bell rings]

1! wonder what happened

to her million dollar ring, Snoop.

It was probably stolen by some, uh, you know,

handsome, international crook.

Yes?

Super Snooper, at your service, ma'‘am.

Fear not, my lady.

The handsome international crook

who absconded your diamond ring

is practically in my clutches.

A private eye has got to be very suave.

1 see you broke your glasses,

and it's real clever,

the way you tied 'em on a stick.

1 didn't break my glasses,

and a handsome international crook

did not steal my million dollar ring.

So what else is new?

It fell down the bathtub drain.

The ring must go on exhibition

at the charity ball this evening.

Find it, and I'll pay you a fifty thousand dollars.

Madam, it would be uncharitable

for me to ask for a penny more!

Okay, Blab, a few taps with that hammer

will loosen the drain pipe.

[Blab] Right, Snoop!

[banging]

My word, what's going on here?!

Stand back, Blab,

whilst ! unscrew the pipe from the tub.

By Joe!

] never know what to expect next

in these modern American hotels.

By Godfrey!

What a novel idea.

A view of the city while bathing.

Extraordinary!

Spin dry!

Wait 'til the boys at the Punjab club

hear about this.

I can't seem to loosen the pipe, Blab.

What do we do, Snoop?

[Snoop] Elementary school, my dear, Blab.

We'll use professor Grieber's law

of diminishing hydraulics.

But, Snoop, the water won't be able

to come out of the faucets

with my fingers in 'em!

Precisely!

When I turns the faucets on,

the water frantically searches

for a way out.

It backwashes to the tub,

and viola, the ring squirts out!

Gee, Snoop, that's ingenious!

[Snoop] Naturally. Let's go.

! turns the water on here,

the water goes round and round,

and the ring comes out here.

[Blab] Hey, Snoop!

Blab, what are you talking?

l can hear the oceans, Snoop, honest!

[blob]

1 guess I sprung a leak, Snoop.

Eureka!

I think it's gonna work, Blab!

There she blows!

And there's the ring!

[ring clanks]

The ring fell into the rain spout, Blab.

[rattling]

Gosh, Snoop!

The ring landed on that dog's tail!

Let's go, Blab, quick!

On the double, Snoop!

[screeching]

There he is!

Grab that homely looking mutt, Blab!

They couldn't mean me, I'm a handsome looking mutt.

I've got him surrounded, Snoop!

Hey, they do mean me!

They should get their eyes examined!

[screeching]

There he is, Snoop,

on top of that telephone pole!

[Snoop] You wait here, Blab!

I'm going up after him!

A dog's life is for the birds.

Stop, in the name of the law!

This guy's real cuckoo!

[whipping]

Ah-ah-ah, oh.

Don't worry, Snoop, I'll save you!

Good work, Blab!

You'll get your second class

private eye pin for this!

Gosh, no kidding?

[crashing]

-Snoop? -[Snoop] Uh, yeah, Blab?

Do I still get the pin?

Yeah, Blab, but not where you expected.

! better beat it, they may get lucky.

[Snoop] Folly that dog, Blab!

[Blab] 1 got you, Snoop!

[Snoop] Hold it!

He ducked into that alley, Blab.

Go around the block and head him off at the pass.

I'll stop him at this end.

Are you there, Blab?

Right, Snoop!

1 headed him off at the pass!

[Snoop] We got him trapped, Blab.

Close in and get that ring off his tail.

Huh?

Oh, what do ya know?

I'm engaged!

Be a good sport,

and give me back the ring, pooch?

Sure, buster.

ltwas a beautiful friendship,

while it lasted.

Besides, you're not my type anyway.

Yow!

That's right, Mrs. Van Cash,

the ring is going on exhibition

as per schedule,

and, uh, mercenarily speaking,

just drop my fifty thousand dollar fee in the mail.

[guard] All right folks, don't crowd,

everybody will get a chance

to look at the smoke diamond.

Okay, you're next, sir, step right up.

[man 1] Thank you.

[switch clicks]

Simply exquisite!

A beautiful gem!

All right, move along.

Next.

[woman 1] Oh, it's gorgeous,

such fire!

How's it going, Blab?

Not bad, Snoop,

they even gave me a coffee break.

Good. How about breaking for lunch?

No thanks, Snoop, I'm not hungry.

After all, ! got a hundred and fifty carats in my tummy.

[giggling]

[theme music]

[instrumental music]

[scribing]

Augie?

Augie!

[Augie] Yes, dear old dad?

What, for instance, is going on?

I'm doing my homework, for instance,

dear old dad.

Can you use soft lead in that pencil?

I'm tryin’ to take a nap.

Shall do, dear old tired dad, shall do.

Thanks, my favorite son.

[snoring]

[high pitch buzzing]

[indistinct gibbering]

[buzzing]

Uh-oh, a mosquito.

[Augie] Hey! He's gonna wake dear old dad.

Oh, no, you don't!

Gotcha!

Yikes, run for your life,

the ceilin's fallin’.

No, dad, ! was just swattin’' a mosquito.

That's nice, Augie boy.

[laughs]

But maybe it woulda been better

if he bit me.

I'm sorry, pops.

Now, where was I?

Oh, yeah,

cruisin’ the South Pacific.

[snoring]

Bon voyage, dad.

Hm, I got an idea.

I'll put some glue on dad's nose,

the mosquito will get stuck,

and I'll catch him!

[mosquito gibbering]

[buzzing]

Uh-oh!

Augie, what am ! doin'

with a hot coal on my nose?

It's a long story, dad.

That's what I thought.

Stand back, son, when I wake up

I'm gonna give a yell.

Yow!

What's your strategy, cagey dad?

I'm playin’ possum, that's my strategy.

vrooom

Here comes that mosquito.

Watch this, Augie.

[bangs]

[troubled buzzing]

[crashing]

Get the swatter

and I'll give him swat four.

[buzzing]

Come back, ya chicken mosquito.

[screeches]

-Hey, let go. -[whack]

Ouch!

-Help, Augie. -[whack]

Ouch!

Ooch!

Ouch, ouch!

Ooch!

You can't do that to my dad!

[Augie] ! guess you can.

[puffing]

Help, dad!

I'll use this king size stinger.

En gardie.

[grunts]

Take that, and that, and that, and that!

[mosquito grunting]

If there's one thing l can't stand

it's a dueling mosquito.

[grunts]

Take that, and that, and that!

Uh-oh.

[gibbering]

Thanks, mosquito.

[gibbering]

[grunting]

You gotta admit

the little fella's a real sportsman.

[laughs]

I'll help ya, dad.

[swooshes]

[mosquito squeaks]

[indistinct chattering]

[both mosquitoes grunt]

Why couldn't we have mosquitoes that play chess?

[grunts]

Take that, and that, and that!

[panting]

There's nothin’ like dueling mosquitoes

to make you realize how old you're gettin’.

[gibbering]

[Doggie Daddy] Youch!

[grunting]

And a-ha!

Touche, monsieur mosquito.

[gibbering]

thud

[mosquitoes buzzing]

Yow!

[crashing]

Dad, dad!

Are-are you all right?

[Doggie Daddy] I'm okay, son.

! just know when I'm licked.

Dad, look.

[mosquitoes gibbering]

What did they say, Augie, what did they say?

They said, "one for all and all for one."

[Doggie Daddy] Well, well, after all...

[laughs]

How many folks can say

they've got the three mosquitoteers

in their livin' room?

[laughs]

[theme music]

[instrumental music]

[narrator] The rough and tough excitement

was the trademark of the old west.

-[man] Yahoo! -[gunshots]

Nothing matched the excitement

of the traveling show when it came to town.

Hey, you varmints! It's the traveling show!

Traveling show? Keep your money!

Wait for me!

-Draw! -[gunshots]

[man ] It's the traveling show!

[both] Traveling show?

[narrator] Yes, the traveling show

and its holiday atmosphere

always called a temporary halt

to the rugged West's way Of life.

And here, relaxing with the others,

we find that fearless lawman, Quick Draw McGraw.

Howdy!

And his faithful companion,

Baba Looey.

Hooray!

-Oh, Quick Draw. -Yes?

! see you're enjoying temporary surcease

from your legalistic peregrinations.

That's a terrible thing to say about anybody.

[narrator] / only said, ! see you're enjoying

a rest from your lawman duties.

Yep. After a little fun,

I'm riding off into the sunset, Western style.

Hey, Quickstraw, let's see some of your fancy shooting.

Right, Baba. I'll demonstrate

the famous Quick Draw, Quick Draw.

Go!

[metal clanging]

Well, what do you know?

! must unwound my six-shooter.

Quickstraw, try these darts.

Maybe you'll win it all.

[Quick Draw] With my sharpshooter eye,

! can't miss. Watch!

pow

pow

pow

Look, friend, if l give you a doll,

will you go away?

Quick Draw, the signs say,

don't feed the animals.

One little old peanut, oh,

never harm this poor elephant beast.

[sucking]

Well, now,

he suctioned that peanut right out of my hand.

Why not? His name is Old Vacuum.

[Quick Draw] Hold on thar, Old Vacuum.

Fwooshhhhh

There goes my last peanut.

[suctioning]

l thin he's grateful for the peanuts.

! wonder if it's true about elephants.

What's that, Quickstraw?

[Quick Draw] They say an elephant

never forgets a favor.

He's your friend for life.

[yelling]

What's that?

! thin it's your lifelong friend, Quickstraw.

[elephant trumpeting]

Hold on, thar!

[screeching]

Now, look what you've done.

You got my arm all curly-Q.

krrr-krrr-krrer

Ooh! That's smarts .

He's just being grateful, Quickstraw.

Oh, stop being grateful and get...

[whimpering]

[crying]

Let's go, Baba,

before he remembers again.

Right, Quickstraw.

Whoa, Baba.

[screeching]

1 thin we lost him, Quickstraw.

l thin you're right, Baba.

He's, uh, kind of cute, though, for an elephant.

[suctioning]

What's that funny noise?

Sounds like a vacuum cleaner.

That's what it is, Old Vacuum himself.

[smooching]

He's still being grateful.

Look, Quickstraw.

[huffing]

[Baba] He thin he's a dog.

Now, ain't that cute.

Roll over.

[trumpets]

Now, uh, play dead.

Now's our chance to sneak away, Baba.

Right, Quickstraw.

[trumpeting]

Hurry up, Quickstraw.

Here comes old Grateful.

I'll give him a slip on this tightrope.

Whoever heard of a tightrope-walking elephant?

[trumpeting]

[Quick Draw] Well, ! guess there's always a first time.

[trumpets]

He don't know it, but when I step off this rope,

he's going for a ride in outer space.

Watch.

Send me a postcard!

[whooshing]

l thin l say adios.

! thin, I'll adios with ya.

[crashes]

Quickstraw! What happen?

Don't just stand there.

Peel me off.

You giving up Quickstraw?

No use fighting it, Baba.

He's bigger than both of us.

Let's go.

We are hitting the trail.

Yahoo!

And so, our hero, Quick Straw,

rides off into the sunset

on his trusty elephant, Old Vacuum.

Yahoo!

[theme music]

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~ There goes Quick Straw McGraw f

Yahoo!

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S Out draws all of the rest f

~ Fastest gun in the west f

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~ Cowboy you ever saw f

[Quick Draw] Hey, Baba Looye, are you all right?

So right.