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f Yippee yi-o ki-a Galloping all the way

JS Here comes Quick Draw McGraw Sf

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From Kellogg's!

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~ Galloping all the way f

~ Great big star on his chest f

£ Outdraws all of the rest f

~ Fastest gun in the west f

f Yippee yi-o ki-a Riding around your way J

JS Here comes Quick Draw McGraw Sf

f The high-falutin'est f

S Fastest shootin'est

~ Cowboy you ever saw f

J That's Quick Draw McGraw Sf

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[theme music]

[vocalizing]

[laughs]

Nothin’ like relaxin’ in your own backyard

on a sunny day in a hammock with a tall, frosty lemonade.

Obviously, this character speaks my language.

This is the life.

Right, Buster, this is the life.

[laughs] Even my echo's happy.

-Oh, Augie. -Oh, Augie.

Bring me another lemonade.

Make that two lemonades.

What do you know? A double echo.

Echoes can be fun. [chuckles]

One, two...

Button my shoe...

-Five, Six... -Pick up sticks.

You gotta admit, that's a pretty smart echo there.

-Seven, eight... -Where's the lemonade?

Huh? lf there's anything l can't stand,

it's a lemonade drinkin’ crow.

Stow the chatter, and bring on the lemonade.

Blow, you crow.

[thudding]

Not only does he drink my lemonade,

but he even talks like me.

Think it over.

l can be a definite asset around here.

l can dance.

[instrumental music]

! can do imitations.

Hello, down there, this is yogi bear.

Okay, then, let's play baseball,

and you be a dodger.

Uh-oh.

Dad, dad,

crow beatin' dad, stop.

l just saw you clobber a crow.

But, Augie, my son, my son,

I missed him by a mile.

[Augie] But you coulda hurt him.

Uh-oh, this kid's a live one.

Ooh, he got me. [coughs]

Look out below.

Crash, bam, clatter.

Mother.

[Augie] You did it, Dad.

He's wounded, I know.

l never even mussed a feather.

Are you all right?

Say something.

I'll be all right.

It's merely a flesh wound in the heart.

Believe me, my son, my son,

he's only scammin’, and I'll prove it.

Don't let him clobber me again.

He's a monster.

Save me, save me.

Well, do we nurse him back to health,

or don't we, Dad?

Okay, my son, we nurse him back to health.

Gullible son of mine.

Now that that's settled how's about it?

How's about what?

The lemonade, boy, the lemonade.

Oh, oh, yes, sir.

Let's get on the boat here.

Remember, I'm a sick, sick crow.

Once upon atime, there were three little bears.

Aw, no. No, not that one.

Read somethin’ with a little action.

And speaking of action, what's with you killer?

Gettin’ tired?

C'mon, swing.

Yes, sir.

Oops, I'm sorry, sir.

Did you see that?

He's out to get me.

He's out to get me, I tell ya.

Don't let him clobber me.

Save me, save me.

Dad.

Yes, my son?

You better apologize.

What, to a crow?

Never.

Okay, stubborn, I ain't proud.

Shake, and I'll be on me way.

You know, for a crow, you're Okay.

-Put 'er there. -[screams]

Oh, my arm.

He twisted my little arm.

It was that judo cut, 1 Know it.

I'll never fly again.

I'm ruined.

Dad.

But, Augie, my son,

-I'm innocent. -Dad.

-But he's a faker. -And you're a crow beater.

Hey, fellas, l hope you realize

that while you two are arguin’,

! need a lemonade refill.

Then I tell ya what I'm gonna do.

I'm gonna get it for ya.

Try to get the lemon pits out this time, killer.

[Doggie Daddy] Yes, sir.

Dear old Dad wants to be buddies.

1 know, kid. If there's one thing I'm suspicious of,

it's a dear old dad that wants to be buddies.

[laughs]

I'll mix him a lemonade to end all lemonades.

A little red pepper, some chili powder,

a dash of mustard, hot sauce,

and a load of lemon pits.

[laughs]

Here you are, your majesty.

Uh, give this one to my little pal Augie.

-Oh, no. -1 knew it.

You put somethin’ in the drink.

Not my dear old dad.

Okay, okay, I'll mortify ya by drinkin’ it myself.

That's my dad talkin’.

[gulping]

He coulda fooled me.

[splash]

There's only one way to outsmart a crow.

You gotta out fox him.

Get it?

[vocalizing]

Hello, little boy.

Your dad tells me you got a sick, sick crow

on your hands there.

And who are you, bub?

Dr. Chirp,

and I'm strictly for the birds,

and from the looks of you we'll have to operate right away.

Hold it, I've never been sick a day in my life.

I knew it.

So long, fellas.

And here's a bon voyage present.

Yikes!

[all] Ouch! Ouch!

Now look what you did to me whole family.

-Hurry, Dad. -I'm hurrying, I'm hurrying.

Hurry up with that lemonade.

-Keep out the pits. -What service.

Step on it.

We're sick, sick crows, ya know?

[theme music]

[narrator] A long-cherished dream

to unite the East with the West

was finally realized when the last railroad track

was laid and the two trains met for the first time.

[horn honking]

Hi, you Western Engineer. Greetings from 23rd...

Hi, Eastern Engineer. Greetings from Hollywood and Vine.

To celebrate this historic event,

officials met to drive in the golden spike.

Drive in that terribly expensive golden spike,

Eastern Official, and we'll get the trains running.

I'll be glad to.

One for the money,

two for the show,

three to make ready...

And where did that golden spike go?

There it goes! Moose Caboose stole it.

[evil laughter]

When I cash in this golden spike,

Moose Caboose will live fast and loose!

[laughs]

-What's it say, Queeks Straw? -It says...

[reading]

Might as well see what he wants.

-Ah, come in. -[Quick Draw] You sent for me?

Right. We've got to get the choo-choo train down the road,

but we can't do that without the golden spike.

That's why we sent for you, Quick Draw McGraw.

All-around good guy.

Why don't you just get another golden spike?

Yeah, that's what l was gonna Say.

Because us railroad men have a one-track mind.

That's why we want that golden spike.

Land boy Casey Jones, you shall have it!

Good. And your reward

shall be a lifetime pass for all our choo-choos.

And I shall cherish it to the end of the line.

[narrator] And so it was that Quick Draw

and his faithful sidekick, Baba Looey,

set out to give the nation

its first transcontinental railroad.

Hey, Queeks Straw, how we find this Moose Caboose?

Simple. l merely put my ear to the track

and listen to the vibrations.

Hey, that's pretty smart.

Quiet! 1 hear him comin' from that away.

-[rumbling] -But Queeks Straw!

-Queeks Straw! -Quiet!

How can I hear the vibration?

[rumbling]

1 can hear him! Moose Caboose is coming closer.

It's not Caboose... it's the whole train!

-[train horn blaring] -[crash]

Look, Queeks Straw! Moose is on the train!

Return that terribly expensive golden spike, Moose Caboose!

If you want it, I'll be in Abilene,

a typical wide-open,

rip-roaring, lawless Western town

that was prevalent at the turn of the century.

What we do now, Queeks Straw? Quit, 1 hope?

On the contrary. I shall track him down in Abilene Town.

True to his word, the tenacious Quick Draw and his assistant,

Baba Looey, arrived in Abilene

in search of Moose Caboose and the golden spike.

[Quick Draw] Hold on there, stranger!

Have you seen anything of a bad guy hereabouts?

Which one? We're all bad guys in Abilene.

Well, this here one had a stolen golden spike.

You mean Moose Caboose?

Well, being a bad guy myself,

! don't mind snitching.

He's gettin’ purdied-up

at the Polecat Barber Shop.

Thank you, stranger. I'm obliged.

He's in there all right, Baba Looey.

What we do, Queeks Straw?

Assume one of my numerous disguises. That's what.

Come on. Barber, I hates to sit in barber chairs...

Yes, sir. What is your pleasure?

-Give me the works. -It'll be a pleasure.

Hey! I got soap in my eye!

1 know, sir. Your long, thick, curly eyelashes need trimming.

Psst! How you get the golden spike?

Simple. By centrifugal force.

I'll spin him around in the barber chair.

The golden spike's bound to come out.

-Centrifugal what? -I'Il show you. Watch.

-Get going, barber. -Ready for the take-off, sir?

-Hey! -Check this stuff out,

Baba Looey!

One pistol, one boot.

The other boot. One set of false teeth.

One knife. One sword.

One small dagger. One golden spike.

It's the golden spike!

The golden spike?

[Quick Draw] Right, Moose Caboose.

And I'm returning it to the railroad.

-[gunshots] -[indistinct chatter]

Me too!

And when ! come back,

it's the calaboose for you, Moose Caboose.

[thud]

I will that take spike, Quick Draw!

Look, Queeks Straw!

Moose Caboose is making his getaways!

And I will track him down!

1 hope Moose Caboose don't put a switch on him.

[Quick Draw] Hold on thar!

Hey, Queeks Straw! I thin’

we got him between second and third!

You've got to admit, the little feller knows his baseball.

[explosion]

Give up, Moose Caboose!

I give up.

And now, sir, on to the railroad.

You may drive in the golden spike.

One for the money, two for the show,

-three to get ready, and... -[smash]

Yowch! My toe!

Ooh, that smarts! Ooh, that smarts!

Ooh! Ooh! Ooh, that smarts!

[theme music]

Isn't it time we checked in with Hazel, Snoop?

Right, Blab, I'll give her a jingle.

Snoop to Hazel, Snoop to Hazel.

Hazel to Snoop, Hazel to Snoop.

What's new, Chief?

Hazel, uh,

I'm supposed to query you that question.

Hazel isn't too bright, but she's good to her parakeet.

So, uh, like what's new, Hazel?

The zoo called and wants you to come right over.

Should ! come over and help?

You know what happened the last time

you went to the zoo, Hazel.

They kept throwing her in a cage.

It was very embarrassing.

Okay, Hazel, over and out!

Okay, Blab, make with the siren.

Oh, boy, Snoop!

Thanks!

[imitates siren]

Snagglepuss the lion was our Star attraction,

that's why we must have him back.

Otherwise he could go shimmy up a tree, for alll care.

And you'll pay us five thousand clam dollars to, uh,

bring back this prodigal lion.

If that isn't enough,

we'll throw in an old buffalo robe.

[Blabber makes siren noise]

Not yet, you booby Blab!

Wait 'til we get in the car!

I'm sorry, Snoop.

Oh, taxi driver, may I prevail upon you to take me to Africa?

And hurry, I'm in a dither to get there.

Sorry, sir, but this isn't a taxi cab.

Heavens to Murgatroyd.

! could have sworn you was a cab.

Not the car, you, with those ears.

You look like a cab, with the doors open.

1 must be off.

Exit stage left.

How do you like that for an intelligent lion?

Yeah, reminds you of Snagglepuss.

[both] Snagglepuss?

[Blabber making siren noise]

A couple of private eyes

shall not return me to the zoo.

Stop, in the name of the private eye summer school!

Me thinks my trip to Africa will have to be filed

under later business.

Meanwhile, ! shall seek obscurity

in the Adventurer's Club.

He just ducked into that building, Snoop!

Good, trapped in the Daniel's den!

What can I do for you, sir?

I'm a hunted lion, in sore need of refuge!

This is not a hotel, Mr. Lion.

Only members.

My, you are a lion.

Well, a [indistinct]

Good heavens!

[thud]

It's the private eyes!

Pardon me, sirs.

But did any of you fugitives from the late late show

see a lion around?

Yes, there was a Ronald J. Lion,

but he's not with us anymore.

He was jabbed by a jacaranda, in Java,

or was it a mongoose in Madagascar?

Well, uh, I Know a lion that's gonna get his goose cooked

in the Adventurer's Club.

And whom may that be, pray tell?

The only member with a lion's tail, you, Snagglepuss!

Egads! I've been unmasked.

Exit upper stage right.

Going up!

You take the stairs, Blab, I'll wait for the elevator !

Right, Snoop!

By Gadfreys, it's old Snagglepuss!

By ditto, it's the major!

Didn't ! shoot you in the Zambezi?

1 don't know, but I've been eating

off the mantle ever since.

By the way, how is Africa?

Africa is Africa, the tsetse flies are tsetseing,

-the veldt is velting. -Ain't it the truth?

By thunder, I have a Chavvy idea!

Why don't we pick up where we left off?

Why not? I've got a choice?

[gunshot]

Good show! Ruddy good show!

What in tarnation?

Stop, in the limb of the law!

Let's get on with it, Snagglepuss!

! think we've got a poacher on our hands!

Oh, we have, have we?

I'll show him how we handle poachers in the Punjab!

Keep your gun on him, sir, he's dangerous!

Yikes, you're dangerous!

Run, Blab, he's flipped his pithy helmet!

Where are you, you poachers?

Gosh, the only thing I ever poached was an egg!

-Aha! -[gunshots]

Greetings, friends.

Hello, Snag.

Goodbye, Snag!

Get your own blinkin’ lion, you bounders!

Egads, it's tea time.

So it is.

What's going on, Snoop?

Search me, Blab.

Tea?

Brisk.

Creme?

Lemon.

Sugar?

Please.

-Jolly. -Ripping.

[Snooper] How about a shot in the head?

Go start the motor, Blab,

whilst I slip the handcuffs on this fugitive.

How dare you break traditional tea!

Heavens to Murgatroyd!

Leave us be, gentlemen.

You may divide me equally among you.

Here, one handcuff for you, and one handcuff for you.

Exit stage left.

Hazel to Snoop, Hazel to Snoop, come in, Snoop!

Snagglepuss to Hazel,

sorry, but Snooper's having tea with major.

Well, who are you?

If l told you, you'd think I was a lion, and you'd be right.

Tah tah!

Let's go, Blab.

Gosh, I hope I like Africa!

[Blabber makes siren noise]

f Yippee yi-o ki-a Galloping all the way

~ There goes Quick Draw McGraw f

[howls]

[announcer] Kellogg's! Your best choice in cereals!

...has brought you...

f Yippee yi-o ki-a f

~ Galloping all the way f

~ Great big star on his chest f

£ Outdraws all of the rest f

~ Fastest gun in the west f

f Yippee yi-o ki-a f

~ Galloping all the way f

~ There goes Quick Draw McGraw f

f The high-falutin'est f

S Fastest shootin'est

~ Cowboy you ever saw f

[Quick Draw McGraw] Hey, Baba Looey, are you alright?

S'awright!