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[instrumental music]

[man] Good evening, folks, welcome to

the Surprise the Citizen P rogram.

Tonight we are about to surprise

that intrepid private eye,

Super Snooper, and ask him all about himself.

Aren't we mischievous? [chuckles]

Oh, Snoop! Why, you aren't Snoop!

No I'm Blabber, his intrepid assistant.

-Snoop is out just now. - Oh, pshaw.

However, perhaps you can tell us something about Snooper?

Sure, what do you want to know?

Is it true that one of Snoop's cases involved royalty?

Uh-huh. Would you like to see a file on it?

Oh, that would be exciting!

Snoop calls this the "If The Shoe Fits, Wear It" caper.

We were vacationing in Upper Credonia,

enjoying a much needed rest.

The reason we're getting resting up, Blab,

is because we're not pulling in any fish!

When suddenly, we get a hurried call from the palace.

Here's a sudden hurried call from the palace.

Who's it from, Snoop?

It's from Prince of Afeller

and he wants an immediate audience with us.

He wants an audience? 1 wonder if he sings or dances.

He prances. Let's go!

[revving]

When we arrived at the palace, Snoop got down to business.

What seems to be your palatial predicament, prince?

! want you to find the girl whose foot

fits this glass slipper.

She lost it at the royal dance last night.

Find her, and will give you one million credolians.

This case sounds strangely familiar, Blab.

It brings to me mind the old Cinderella caper.

Will you find her for me?

Give me that glass brogan, Prince,

and her tiny footsie is practically waltzing in it.

What are you doing with the phonebook, Snoop?

1 got a hunch, Blab.

Let's see. "Fly swatters, filet mignons, freeway builders."

Ah, here it is! "Fairy godmothers!

Wanda wandwaver, 462 witch way."

Yeah, I remember her. She ordered the whole works.

White mice, pumpkin, glass slippers.

-You know, the whole works. -Yes, ma'am.

! want you to know I run a respectable place here.

-l want you to know that. -Yes, ma'am.

l use an honest wand in my work.

-l want you to know that. -Ma'am, yes.

1 don't want any trouble with the police.

Who does? By the way, could you tell us where she lives?

With an ugly sister, down at the waterfront.

Thanks. I'll just mark this wand exhibit a and return it later.

-Hold on to exhibit a, Blab. -Right, Snoop.

Oh, uh, by the way,

l needn't precaution you about leaving town.

I'm staying right here. ! hate to travel.

Ask anybody, "she hates to travel," they'll tell you.

Yes, ma'am.

Say, Snoop, I wonder how this wand works.

You tap somebody on the noggin and presto!

You mean like this?

-[buzz] -Yikes! Gosh, Snoop!

I changed you into a little white mouse!

Well, change me back to meself and be quick about it!

Tap me with the wand!

[buzzing]

Be careful with that thing, Blab!

Now you wait for me at the dock

whilst I calls on the ugly sister!

Okay, Snoop!

I'll give the something for nothing sales pitch

and then case the joint.

Yeah?

My company is giving away free pair of shoes

if your foot fits this one.

Look, it fits!

I'm sorry, madam. I'm only giving away two shoes.

-You need ten. -Oh, darn. Me and my big feet.

By the way, uh, is there anyone else in the house?

Only my younger sister whom we keep locked up in the tower

because I'm jealous of her great beauty.

Do you mind if she takes a whack at this glass slipper?

Of course not, help yourself.

Man, she's so ugly she'll never grow old.

She'll just ug away.

[growling]

[barking]

How did you make out, Snoop?

They got a terrible and vicious dog guarding her.

Well, how are you gonna give her the slipper?

As the French said, viola!

I got it! Hit me with the wand, Blab!

If you say so, Snoop.

[buzz]

Now who's going to know an itty bitty white mouse?

Remember, Blab, when I give you the signal

you push the rock into the lever.

1 got you, Snoop.

Now to get rid of that dissentious dog,

I slip this string through the keyhole

and I slip this little body under the door.

Now I pull the string into the room, around this chair,

through the stove, once around the vase, up the stairs,

and last but not least around the tail of this beast.

Okay, Blab! Drop the rock!

Right, Snoop!

[splash]

[swoosh]

[whirr]

[whirr]

[splash]

Slip your delicate little tootsie

into this glass slipper, miss!

If it fits, fame and fortune await you.

-Oh, it's lovely. -A perfect fit!

And the case is closed, except for the little matter

of a million credolians.

1 wonder what's keeping Snoop.

[dog growling]

Uh-oh.

[growling]

Here, doggy, fetch this stick, fetch this stick!

Go get it, boy!

[barking]

All right, Blab, hit me with the wand

so that 1 can be me big handsome self again.

Gosh, Snoop. I lost it.

Lost it? Are you kidding, Blab?

[man] Good grief, what happened after that?

[Snoop] Oh, Blab.

Here's Snoop now. Let him tell it.

Did you find that wand yet, Blab?

-Not yet, Snoop. -Well, hurry it up, pal!

How much cheese do you think I can eat?

[instrumental music]

[instrumental music]

[man] This is a big day today for the Itty Bitty League,

and a bad day for the home team.

It's the last half of the ninth, Augie Doggie's at bat,

and it's three balls and two strikes.

The pitcher stretches, and there's the pitch!

Stee-rike! You're out.

Daddy, that was a strike?

But Augie my son, my son, it was right over the plate.

Oh, the unsportsmanlike shame of it.

We lost a game 'cause my dad doesn't know from umpiring.

The guy that said children should be seen

and not heard was right.

Okay, father of fathers.

! shall be seen and not heard for 24 hours,

beginning as of now.

But, Augie, you don't mean that, my boy, my boy. Do ya?

Do ya?

Say, Augie, howsabout a nice chocolate soda, eh, son?

Then I said, "Whaddya mean, strike?"

And ! was about your age, too, Augie my son.

And I didn't stop talkin’ to my dad.

[chuckles] And you know,

there was another very funny incident...

Augie, where you goin'?

Wait, son of mine, for your father of yours.

Augie, urchin son of mine, speak to me.

All right, young fella, I'm puttin’ you in your room

till you find your tongue.

Hey, what's goin’ on here?

It's okay, I'm takin’ him with me.

Maybe the kid don't wanna go, see?

It's okay, I'm his father dear.

Put him down, let the kid talk.

Y-yes, Sir.

Sonny, is he your father dear?

Augie, tell the man I'm your father dear.

You got the kid so scared he can't talk.

But he's the apple of my eye.

Well, here's an apple for your eye.

That'll teach ya, ya dog-napper.

[thud]

The poor kid's so confused, he's hittin’ the wrong guy.

Thanks, Augie, thanks for helpin' me.

Aren't you even gonna say "You're welcome"?

What's that? An open manhole.

I'll ignore it, and his great love

for his dear old dad will make him speak up about it.

What a beautiful day.

Hope nothin’ happens to spoil it, eh, Augie?

[thud]

Maybe Augie didn't see the manhole.

Here comes a truck.

I'll make like I don't see it, and he'll have to warn

his one and only dad.

Maybe the poor kid needs glasses.

So if you don't wanna talk, son, you don't wanna talk.

That water over there gives me an idea.

That water looks awful cold and drowny,

and it would be awful if ! fell in.

Then someone would have to yell for help.

-Oops, I'm slippin'! -[splash]

Won't somebody go and yell for help?

As I1 go down for the first time...

And go down for the second time.

The third and last time.

Well, whaddya know?

I'm goin' down for the fourth.

Fifth.

And sixth time.

Lucky for me it's low tide.

Hello, Augie boy.

Notice anything dangerous you should tell

your dear old dad about, huh?

Speak up, boy, speak up.

Augie, don't you have anything to say?

-Augie, say some-- -[thud]

One thing you gotta admire in that kid,

when he ain't talkin’, he keeps his solomon word.

Here he comes.

Hi, Gabby, how are things in talkville?

Stubbring, that's all l gotta say.

ain't through. I've been savin' the real big one,

for the last. Watch.

What's this, a lighted match?

And what's that up there ahead?

Why, that's a small shack filled to the brimful

with dynamite, the stuff that goes kaboom

when you touch it with a lighted match.

But I'm not worried, because I know that someone

who loves me very dearly will yell,

"Look out, daddy dear," and I won't go in there.

Yessir, he will yell, "Look out!"

Well, here goes.

lf a certain son of mine will tell me to, I'll come out.

Augie, did you say somethin’?

Speak up, Augie, I can't hear--

[kaboom]

[instrumental music]

Augie, Augie my boy.

Give me the good word.

Give me the good word, son.

Augie boy, don't start that again.

Dad, dear, dear, dear old dad!

Augie my boy!

Hello, dear dad, how are you? How's everything?

How've you been? How's tricks? What's new?

Heh-heh, that's my boy that's sayin’ all that.

And it makes you feel good.

[instrumental music]

[instrumental music]

[narrator] Of al/ the heroes in legend and song

there's none so brave as El Kabong.

-[El Kabong] Kabong! -[kKabong]

He appears when most needed.

He rights the wrong.

Ole!

[crash]

Then he's gone like a flash.

That's El Kabong.

Now in old California the story is told

how the folks of El Pueblo lost all of their gold.

l used to have a beautiful gold tooth.

Right there.

"Twas the cruel Don Chilada

who took their last cent.

Why, even the termites had to pay rent.

[Don Chilada] All right, pay up.

No one knew what to do.

How to stop Don Chilada.

When out of the blue came a soft serenad-a.

S Ohhh don't be mean to me Betsy f

f This face is all I've got JJ

That'll be 50 pesos taxes for singing.

Who says so?

Don Chilada, the oppressor.

Oh, you mean like a pants oppressor?

Hey, that's very funny. [laughs]

I thin’ this is the place we've been looking for, Quicks Draw.

! thin’ you're right, Baba Boy.

This looks like a job for El Kabong.

Well, are you going to pay up, or do I let you have it?

I've got nothing but big bills.

Mind if ! make a little change first?

Ole!

-Who are you? -I'm El Kabong. Ha ha.

El Kabong Ha Ha?

No, just El Kabong.

The ha ha, ! threw in for a laugh.

Say, you are the Bodinsky

that goes around righting wrongs

and stuff like that there, huh?

The same.

Tell me, Kabong. What do you use, a sword?

A whip? A shillelagh?

l use a guitar. Kabong!

[kabong]

Fools, idiots, 1 send you for more tax money

and you let this upstart El Kabong take it from you.

Personally, I think it's a trick.

There is no El Kabong.

[El Kabong] Ole!

What was that?

-[kKabong] -[both] El Kabong.

What do you know? There is an El Kabong!

But he'll never get my gold.

! will swoop down on him

like an angry eagle

and get his gold.

Ole!

< Tum-ta-da-da-dum di-di-di IS

l repeat.

Ole!

[bam]

[thud]

I'll use my cape like glider wings.

Ole!

~< Dum-da-dum di-da-da-dum-da-dum JS

[thud]

[thud]

What are you gonna do now, Quicks Draw?

I'm a gonna gain entry

by posing as a poor, but honest potter. Watch.

[Don Chilada] Who is knocking on my door?

A poor, but honest potter trying to gain entry.

Enter poor etc., etc.

[Quick Draw] Thank you.

Are you in for a surprise

when you see who I re-e-eally am.

Ole!

-Who am I? -A ballet dancer.

Oops. ! goofed.

Don't go away.

-Ole! -E] Kabong!

Right. And I'm gonna kabong you good.

Wait. Let's fight like gentlemen.

-Uh, take your pick. -Okay. I pick this one.

-No, not that one. -This one?

Yes, that one.

Ah-ha! Huh?

And now, my cunning cavaliero, take that.

-Yeouch! -[thud]

Huh? "Swords 25 cents."

Ah-ha! En garde!

-[twang] -Oops!

Stop fooling around and let's get started.

[party horn blowing]

[laughs] Cut it out.

I'm supposed to be angry.

‘Take that.’

[El Kabong] Oh, showing off, eh?

Well, I'll show you a thing or two.

Take that and that and them and... Oops!

Now, Senor Kabong.

l give you the kabong.

Kabong! Kabong! Kabong!

Ho-old on thar.

I'll do the kabongin' around here

and don't you forget it.

I'll teach you to oppress and dry clean the people.

Say, quite a place you got here.

l like it.

I'm adding a swimming pool next summer.

Hey! Come back here, you vill-ee-an.

Come and get me, you hero.

Lucky for me, I was a kid once.

And lucky for me, lam a villain.

-[boing] -Yeow!

[crash]

El Kabong has kabonged his last kabong

because I have his kabonger.

That's what you think.

Your oppressing days are over, Don Chilada.

And that's the story.

Today the town bell rings loud and long

recalling the deeds of El Kabong.

[kabong]

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£ Cowboy you ever saw Jf

[Quick Draw] Hey, Baba Looey, are you all right?

S'awright.