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f Yippee yi-o-ki-a galloping all the way J

JS Here comes Quick Draw McGraw Sf

Kellogg's. The best to you each morning from Kellogg's.

f Yippee yi-o-ki-a galloping all the way J

~ Great big star on his chest f

£ Outdraws all of the rest f

~ Fastest gun in the west f

f Yippee yi-o-ki-a riding around your way f

JS Here comes Quick Draw McGraw Sf

~ The high-falutin'est fastest shootin'est

~ Cowboy you ever saw f

~ That's Quick Draw McGraw JS

Brought to you by...

[instrumental music]

Quack, quack. Quack, quack, quack.

Quack, quack, quack.

Quack!

What's wrong, Augie?

I'm all quacked out, dear old dad.

I've been quackin’ all day,

and we haven't seen a single duck.

That's for sure, son, it seems like

all the ducks have ducked out on us.

[quacking]

-Dad, look! It's a duck. -Loosely speakin’.

-But it's better than nothin’. -Hello.

I-l said, hello there. Won't you say hello to me?

Hello, but mostly goodbye.

-ls this a gun? -Yes, this is a gun.

Are you gonna shoot me?

Well, now, that's the accepted theory.

-Okay, go ahead. -Dad, you wouldn't!

But, Augie, my son, I'd be drummed out

of the Fish and Game Club

if l let this opportunity slip by me.

-Close your little beady eyes. -Okay.

One.

Two.

Two and a half.

Two and five-eighths.

Two and seventeen-sixteenths.

Two and... and... Go home, kid.

Your mommy and daddy want you.

l have no mommy or daddy.

Did you hear that, dear old dad?

He's an orphan duck.

Well, go and do whatever orphan ducks do.

We're headin’ for home. Let's off and away, Augie.

-Goodbye, little duck. -Goodbye. Goodbye.

They for sure don't make ducks the way they used to.

Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye.

Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye.

-We already said goodbye. -Did I say hello?

I'm glad to see you.

Are you glad to see me?

I'm ecstatic. Now, shoo.

Hello. Hello. I'm glad to see you.

Are you glad to see me?

It seems that this duck ain't gonna shoo very easy.

1 gotta use stragedy.

Okay, little duck, would you like to fetch a stick?

Oh, boy, that would be fun.

Okay. On your toes, and away she goes!

-Oh, boy! -And here we go, Augie.

[vroom]

[snivels] Nobody wants an orphan duck.

But, Augie, animal-lovin' son of mine,

a little wild duck belongs in the wild blue yonder.

But, dad, he's a tame wild one.

That's an amphibious statement if 1 ever heard one.

-[Knock knock] -Look, dad.

It's the little orphan duck.

Pay no attention. Maybe he'll fly south or somethin’.

But, dad, look!

You can't let him sleep on the windowsill.

-Goodnight. -The cat might get him.

I'd be less than a reasonable facsimile,

if 1 didn't let him stay for the night.

Now, remember, not a sound out of both of ya.

Am ! gonna stay here forever?

For you, forever is till tomorrow morning.

Then, it's back to your natural habitat.

-Goodnight. -Goodnight, dear old dad.

-Goodnight, dear old dad. -Goodnight, my sons, my sons.

l wonder how you legally adopt a duck.

-What am I saying? -Daddy.

Yeah? Now cut that out, duck!

-What do you want? -Could I have a glass of water?

Oh, boy.

[gulgging]

Thanks, dad, can I have some more?

Okay. More.

-More! -I'll be right back.

-We got a nice daddy. -Yeah, I know.

Okay, here you are.

Water, straight from the old oaken bucket.

-Thanks, pappy. -Drink hearty.

-[chuckles] -[glugging]

[instrumental music]

[glugging]

More.

Will mornin’ never come?

[man on radio] Attention. We bring this special bulletin.

Citizens are warned to be on the lookout for the cat burglar

who has been seen in the neighborhood.

What a night, what a night.

First a thirsty duck, and now, a cat burguglar.

[snoring]

Enter the cat burglar. Meow. He-he-heh.

Augie? Is that you there?

Uh-oh, he's wakin' up.

-What are you doin' up, Augie? -Ouch!

That duck's had enough water for one night.

Dad, what are you doin'?

Puttin’ you to bed, where you belong.

But Il am in bed, mixed-up dad.

Then whom am I clutchin' by the ear?

I'll give you a hint. Meow, meow. Psst.

[all] The cat burglar!

Yeah, the cat burglar! Meow!

I'll grab the silver and scram!

-Run, Augie! -I'm not walkin’!

I'll save you, daddy!

If ! can just pick up this bowling ball.

I'll check these drawers first.

Here 1 come with the bowling ball.

[clang]

Hello, police?

Your cat burglar had burgled his last burgle.

We'll never have to worry about burglars, dear old dad.

That's for sure, son.

After all, how many people can say

they've got a real genuine watch duck?

Ruff, ruff! Ruff, ruff, ruff!

[laughs]

[instrumental music]

[instrumental music]

[narrator] Far out on the range, the Bar Nothing Ranch hands

were complaining about the lack of food.

What? Bean again.

Nothin’ to eat, but bean, bean, bean.

Yeah, grumble, grumble, grumble.

Ain't my fault, boys.

Some low-down varmint has been rustling our food for days.

Well, somethin’ better be done about it.

And something was done about it.

The boss of the Bar Nothing Ranch

sent for the famous lawman

Quick Draw McGraw.

[knock on door]

Come in, famous lawman who I sent for.

What is the beef, cattle boss?

Quick Draw, I want you to catch the polecat

who's been vamoosin' with the vittles out on the range.

-Can you do it? -Uh... do what?

-What I just said. -Oh, that! Yeah, sure.

I'll catch him or my name ain't, uh...

Or my name ain't, uh...

Quicks Draw McGraw, I thin’.

Oh, yeah. Quicks Draw McGraw, I thin’.

I've got a lot of confidence in that boy, whoever he is.

Determined to catch the thief,

Quick Draw went to work as the range cook.

Hmm. That smells pretty good, Quicks Draw.

Yeah, Baba Boy.

No man alive can resist my western style bacon and eggs.

These would make the crook show his hungry face.

[sniffing]

[sniffing]

[Quick Draw] He better show up soon.

I'm gettin’ mighty hungry myself.

Huh!

That must be the grub grabber.

This is new one. A prairie dog bandit.

How you goin' to catch him?

Oh, oh, oh, I'll think of something. Give me time.

l only got one brain, you know. Now, let me see.

Yip, yip, yip, yippee.

Yip, yip, yippee. Yahoo!

1 shall use that can of peas for bait, Baba Boy.

Then I'll bulldog and hog-tie him

rodee-odee-odeeo style.

[prairie dog] Yip, yip, yip, yipee.

l thin' he's comin’, Quicks Draw.

My plan is working.

Make yourself scarce.

[swoosh]

[screech]

Fell for my clever trap, didn't you?

thud

A half hitch, a triple sailor's knot

a nautical noose and you're caught.

What's the time on that, Baba Boy?

It's a new record, Quicks Draw. Two seconds flat.

Yipee-e-e!

Yip, yip, yip, yahoo!

l can use a rope more ways than one.

Like lassoing for instance.

-[swish] -1 got him!

Yip, yip, yip, yippee. Yip, yip, yippee.

Help, Baba Boy.

[clattering]

[Quick Draw] Do something! Help!

Don't worry, Quicks Draw.

I'll give him a pan in the pan.

[clang]

1 don't thin’ we'll be able to use

this fryin' pan anymore, Quicks Draw.

Oh, that's all right, Baba Boy. I'm not hungry.

What you gonna do, Quicks Draw?

-Give to him a physical? -Nope.

I'm gonna use this stethoscope to find that varmint.

[laughs]

l think I got him, Baba Boy.

[inhales]

[blowing]

[hiss]

Quicks Draw, what's ups?

Baba Boy, we're gonna fight speed with speed.

When that little buzzard tries to filch that cake

I'll take off after him.

Do your stuff, partner. I'm all set to go.

Okay, Quicks Draw, if you think so.

Happy birthday, little food robber.

[instrumental music]

Better make a wish fast, you cake snatcher

‘cause here I come.

[splat]

Yip, yip, yip, yippee.

-Happy birthday, Quicks Draw. -Oh, same to you, Baba Boy.

Any sign of him down there, Baba?

Nope, I don't see nothin’. 1 don't thin’.

And I don't see nothing up here neither. 1 don't thin’.

Oh, this barricade will keep that kleptomaniac out

or my name ain't Quick Draw McGraw!

[burble]

What's goin’ on, Baba Boy?

Jump, Quicks Draw! The chuck wagon is sinking!

Never! A captain always goes down with his ship.

And a range cook goes down with his chuck wagon

and do-o-n't you forget it.

Adios, Amigos!

You've got to admiration, that Quicks Draw.

He's got lots of spunks.

No brain. Just spunks.

[instrumental music]

[instrumental music]

[Snoop] Sorry madam, l can't take your case.

I'm booked solid, sir, sorry.

Stolen pearls, eh? I'm too busy, sorry.

No, I'm too busy. No, sorry.

No, no. No. No.

Egad, zounds! Quiet!

That's better.

Say, Snoop, you photograph good in the newspaper.

Yeah, I know, Blab, lam very photogenetic.

Uh, we must see what it says about me.

Too bad they photographed my adequate side.

Say, Snoop, when are we leaving to guard the ruby?

Uh, we're not, Blab, because I never took the job.

Then why is your picture in the newspaper, Snoop?

Let me take a peek. Why, that's not me!

That's some handsome, good looking guy impostering me.

You forgot devil may care, Snoop.

It's some handsome, good looking, devil may care guy

impostering me. Let's go, Blab!

Where to, Snoop?

To Oreville Rich's place,

and disclose the imposter.

! hope we're not too late to save the ruby,

and my reputation.

Wipe your feet, Blab, this is a ritzy place.

Snoop is very neat, and gaudy, too.

Yes?

I'm sure mr. Rich is home, because

who would want to leave this gorgeous abode?

Mr. Rich is in his gorgeous parlor.

Gosh, Snoop, what's he doing in the parlor?

Eating bread and honey, what else? Let's go.

Greetings, Mr. Rich, it is l, the famous Super Snooper.

Where's my ruby?

You made a terrible mistake, Mr. Rich.

I'll say I did, when I hired you!

Take this, you ruby robber!

-[gunfire] -Wait, leave me to explain!

After you give me back my expensive ruby!

[gunshot]

I'll hide in this closet until he cools off.

Such a fuss over a measly million dollar ruby!

Mm, a full length mirror, I think I'll tidy up a bit.

First, my hat needs straightening.

Mm, the mirror must be broken.

Mayhaps I can soften Mr. Rich with my ever loving

personality smile.

Hey, why ain't you smiling.

-[gunshot] -It's my handsome imposterer!

Blab, I got him, bring the handcuffs!

Gosh, here comes Snoop, with the ruby.

Congratulations, Snoop!

l see you solved the case already.

This case is too much for Snoop, he's flipped his private eyelid.

-Hey, Blab! -Huh?

-Which way did he go? -Gosh, Snoop.

How come you're over here and over there too?

Never mind, folly me, I mean, follow him, ! mean come on!

Gee whiz, sometimes I can't tell if Snoop is coming or going.

Come on!

Gosh, Snoop, it's you!

You mean, it's a mechanical robot impostering me!

-1 do? -Precisely!

And he's taking the ruby to his master.

-What do we do, Snoop? -Folly him.

And clear my name of all this skulldruggery!

-Let's go, Blab! -Right, Snoop.

Mad scientist hideous. Hmm, the thick plottens.

Let's see what plots at the hideout, Blab.

Gosh, it's a spooky looking place.

Where else would you look for a mad scientist. Come on.

Quiet, while we case the place.

Jumping jellybean! 1 don't believe it!

Can I look, Snoop? ! don't wanna believe it either.

[Mad Scientist] Ha-ha-ha. Nice work, boys!

You all get an extra bowl of nuts and bolts for dinner.

And now the orders for tomorrow.

X1, you rob the First Bank on second street,

while X2 robs the Second Bank on third street,

X3 goes after the hopeless diamond,

and X4 tackles the mint! Ha-ha-ha-ha!

I'm going inside, Blab, and if I'm not out

in thirty minutes, call for the police!

Right, Snoop!

I'll make like a robot,

and mingle with my facsimiles.

-[alarm blares] -Uh-oh!

l think my jig is up!

Aha! The alarm! Ha-ha.

There's an imposter among you imposterers!

I'll find the faker with my remote control faker finder.

[clang]

What a way to earn a living!

This test never fails to expose the phony! Ha-ha-ha-ha!

[boing]

This ain't gonna be too easy.

[groans]

-Come in! -Thank you!

Who could that be? l have no friends!

Pardon me, Mr. Mad Scientist, could I have a word

with Super Snooper, world's greatest private eye?

Certainly, if you can pick him out.

That's easy, he's not as handsome as the others.

Say, Snoop, how long did you say ! should wait?

Thirty minutes!

Gosh, Snoop, !I thought you said thirty seconds!

So ! brought the police!

Congratulations Snooper, you get the reward

for recovering all the loot!

Reward? I merely wanted to recover my good name!

l ain't interested in no reward, and where do I collect it?

[telephone rings]

Yes, madam, I'll be glad to take your case.

Yes, sir, I'll be right over.

Okay, general, I'll get your tank back.

Your pearls are missing? We'll get 'em back.

Never fear, sir, leave it to Super Snooper.

Yes, madam, we take every case.

You know, Blab, l never figured

there would ever be enough of me to go around.

[chuckles] Me neither, Snoop!

[instrumental music]

f Yippee yi-o-ki-a galloping all the way J

~ There goes Quick Draw McGraw f

Kellogg's, your best choice in cereal.

The best to you each morning has brought you...

f Yippee yi-o-ki-a galloping all the way J

~ Great big star on his chest f

£ Outdraws all of the rest f

~ Fastest gun in the west f

f Yippee yi-o-ki-a galloping all the way J

~ There goes Quick Draw McGraw f

~ The high-falutin'est fastest shootin'est

£ Cowboy you ever saw Jf

[Quick Draw] Hey, Baba Looey, are you all right?

S'awright.