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JS Here comes Quick Draw McGraw Sf

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[announcer] Brought to you by Kellogg's...

[theme music]

[narrator] Many are the wild and woolly stories that are told

about the romantic old west.

But the strangest and most fascinating of all

is the legend of the lost mine.

Each night from the dark depths of this abandoned mine,

a ghostly voice can be heard...

Listen...

[Quick Draw McGraw] Hold on there! Hold on there!

Hold on there!

According to the legend,

that's the ghost of Quick Draw McGraw!

That's no ghost!

That's Queeks Draw hisself! Hollering.

[narrator] Queeks Draw? What's he doing in there?

It's a long story, senor.

It happened way back when Queeks Draw was just a baby.

[slurping]

One fine day, ! was going to visit Queeks Draw,

when all of a suddenly,

! came face to face with Little Varmint.

‘Tick 'em up! Give me dat dere wowwypop!

Uh-uhh!

[crying]

Crybaby! Crybaby! Baba is a crybaby!

What a mean twick!

Hold on there!

Who, me? What y'all want?

You're a no-good wowwypop stealer, Varmint!

Smile while you say that, Quick Draw!

[Little Varmint laughs]

This was the beginning of the feud

between Queeks Draw and the Little Varmint.

A few years later, we meet this Little Varmint again.

How much is two and two, Baba Loo?

Search me, teacher.

How about you, Little Varmint?

Yeah, how about me?

I know, teacher! I know!

Alright, Quick Draw. What's the answer?

Uhh, what's the question?

How much is two and two?

Lemme see now, uhh... Two and two is... Twenty-two!

And don't you forget it!

-What's the idea, Baba Boy? -1 didn't do nothing!

Did you pop me on the noggin, Little Varmint?

[crying]

Everybody picks on me.

Gosh, ! apologize, Little Varmint.

1 didn't mean to be so mean.

Hold on there, Little Varmint!

1 caught you!

[explosion]

[Baba Looey] As the years went by,

Little Varmint grew up to be a bandit.

And Quick Draw become a full-fledged lawman.

Baba Boy, I'll never rest

till ! bring that Little Varmint to justice.

! think you should forget this Little Varmint, Queeks Draw.

I'll do the thin'in' around here.

And don't you forget it.

Now be quiet whilst I thin' up a way

to catch that no-good cayuse.

[Baba Looey] ! could hear the wheels

turning in Queeks Draw's head

as he thin' of a way to captures the Little Varmint.

I got it! 1 got it!

-What you got, Queeks Draw? -A headache?

Hey, Queeks Draw, why don't we set a traps for the Varmint?

Oh, what kind of trap, Baba Boy?

With his lollipops. He's a sucker for it.

Gee, I'm glad ! thought of that.

Me too. And you're pretty smart, Queeks Draw.

Stick them up. Give me that lollipop.

Uh-uh.

Now hold on there, Varmint!

Hold on there! Hold on there!

That's all he ever says.

-Hey, Queeks Draw? -Yeah?

How comes you always say "hold on there"?

Oh, I reckon I don't know, Baba.

What do you reckon I should say?

1 can't thin’ of anything else.

Neither can I, so / think I'll Keep on saying,

hold on there! Hold on there!

Now that Queeks Draw was only trailed the Varmint,

he wasn't going to let him out of his sight.

That's for sure.

I'm not letting you out of my sight.

Oh, pardon me, chief.

Did you see where that viper Varmint vamoosed to?

He vamoosed in teepee.

You better come out,

or I'm a-comin' in a-shootin’, Little Varmint.

Alright, here 1 comes.

Hold on there!

Hold on there! Hold on there!

[crash]

What a relief!

If he'd have said that once more, I'd have shot myself!

I'll save you the trouble.

[explosion]

I'll duck into this old mine.

He'll never find me in here.

Hold on there, Varmint! 1 got you trapped!

Don't go in there, Queeks Draw.

You'll never find your way out.

Come back!

[Quick Draw McGraw] Hold on there!

Hold on there!

Hold on there!

But Queeks Draw never came back.

In all these years,

he's been chasing the Little Varmint in that mine.

Alright, you Varmints!

1 got you covered!

Look, it's Queeks Draw! He find his way out.

Hey, Baba Boy,

look what I found hiding out in that mine.

The Sassafras Kid, Wildcat Willie,

Shorty Snorter, and Ten-Finger Charlie.

There's a reward for every one of 'em.

I'll be so rich, ! won't even need money.

But, Queeks Draw, what happened to Little Varmint?

[gulps] Gosh, ! kind of forgot about the Varmint.

Hold on there!

Wait, Queeks Draw! Don't go in there again!

Oh, well, I thin’ l can wait a few years more.

[Quick Draw McGraw] Hold on there! Hold on there!

Hold on there!

[instrumental music]

[upbeat music]

Oh, boy, Snooper's gonna read me the headlines.

Go head, Snoop, I'm all ears!

Indeed you are, Blab, but hark!

What is this headline?

Mystery cloud reigns terror over city.

It hasn't rained, Snoop.

Not that kind of rain, Blab.

So leave us continue.

Pray continue, Snoop.

It says here,

"The mystery cloud

“appeared over the city undetected,

and proceeded to rob unwary citizens."

I've heard of money flying, but this is ridiculous.

"The mystery cloud has left the police

"in open mouthed astonishment.

"Even children are not safe,

as the cloud leaves them crying in terror."

Wah-ha-ha, ! want my candy!

"City Hall is swamped with aroused citizens."

City Hall, hello, City Hall?

Yes, hello? The mayor is busy.

Hello, City Hall.

-Pardon me. -Yes.

-1 would like to see the mayor. -What for?

I'm an aroused citizen.

I'm sorry, you'll have to wait with the other aroused citizens.

Thank you.

City Hall, hello.

City Hall, yes, hello.

Gosh, Snoop. What's gonna happen?

What else, Blab?

The phone will ring,

and somebody will call for help.

[telephone rings]

What did I tell ya?

A private eye must have a sixth sense,

and Snoop's is the sixthest.

Snoop speaking.

Spiffanys?

You want us to guard your spectacular sapphire

from the mysterious cloud?

We'll be right over.

Let's go, Blab.

And who, might you say,

is behind this dastardly cloud business, Snoop?

Elementary school, dear Blab.

It's none other than Nimble Nimbus.

The cloud nine crook, with the sky high IQ.

Sherlocks Holmes, the Bard of Avon, had nothing on me.

Here we are, Snoop!

Keep your assistant private eye on the sapphire,

whilst 1 browse around for suspects.

Right, chief.

Gee, what's so spectacular about that sapphire?

A little over to the left. That's it.

Up and over.

No, no, up, and now down.

No, no, up! Easy! Easy.

That's it, yippee! You made it!

Blab!

What in zounds are you doing!

Gosh, Snoop! l was only playing claw machine!

You blunder busting Blab, that was Nimble Nimbus!

Say that again?

That was Nimble Nimbus!

-Say that again? -That was... Aw, come on!

Keep your private eye peeled

for a suspicious looking cloud, Blab.

Right, Snoop!

Nothing suspicious about that one.

That one's above suspicion.

Likewise for that one.

See anything in the suspect category, Blab?

Nothing, Snoop, except for the last cloud

had a man with a mustache in it.

Mustache! You butter head, Blab!

That was Nimble Nimbus!

-Say that again, Blab? -Oh, no, you don't!

Folly that cloud!

Right, Snoop!

It's that Snooper super snooper!

Increase speed to 2000 RPMs!

Gosh, what's that?

Search me, but it sounds good.

Alright you, pull over!

Yeah, where's the fire?

Here's the fire!

[boom]

Ask a foolish question, get a foolish answer.

All l said, Snoop, was where's the fire.

And I said here!

Blab!

Yeah, I know, Snoop!

Folly that cloud!

The spectacular sapphire is mine, all mine!

There he is, Snoop!

And there's the jewel!

It's those nosy detectives!

Prepare to board cloud!

Wh-Who, me, Snoop?

Who else, you're the assistant.

Snoop is the greatest.

He always gives me first whack at dangerous assignments.

What do I do first, Snoop?

Dive in, and wait for further orders.

1 got you, Snoop.

[both grunting]

Any further orders, Snoop?

In the words of Longfellow, you have just begun to fight!

1 got ya, Snoop!

[both grunting]

[squeaking]

It's a pleasure to meet a neat crook nowadays.

So long, Snooper!

I'm off for Hong Kong, and the berry fling!

[laughing]

Sorry to decompose you, Nimble,

but there's some cleaning up to do first.

Hey, that's my cloud!

! got him! I got him, Snoop!

1 got him!

The case is closed.

1 accept the reward, mayor,

and reiterate that the mystery cloud is gone forever.

Look, the mystery cloud!

Hiya, Snoop!

Blab, what in carnation

are you doing in a mystery cloud?

It's no mystery, Snoop, Nimble used this Cloud 9 spray can!

Try some.

Don't mind if I do.

And what impossible case will you tackle next,

Snooper and Blabber?

l think we'll fly south for a well earned vocation.

Aloha, hooey!

That goes double.

A couple of grand fellows.

Aloha hooey to youey!

[theme music]

[upbeat music]

Okay.

May I have another piece of cake, sweet, generous dad?

But, Augie, ever-hungry son of mine,

two pieces of chocolate cake should be sufficient for lunch.

Do I hear three? Huh, do ], do I? Do ! hear three?

Stop the motor, stop the motor.

You mean, like Oliver Twist, I'm to go empty plated?

! mean like little Jack Horner.

You go sit in the corner.

Now, go.

Someday, when I'm a father,

I'll Know how to make my little boy happy.

Augie boy, you won't have to wait that long.

Today, you can be the father,

and I'll be your little sonny boy, how's that?

Oh, daddy!

Then I can show you what a dear father should do

to make his son happy.

Yeah. Then maybe we can both learn something.

Heh-heh. Shake, dear old dad.

Shake, my son, my son.

You wait here, my dear offspring.

Finish your chocolate cake, like a good little boy.

It'll make ya happy.

And when you're done,

we have some happy shopping to do.

Who has?

We have, dear old dad?

Yeah, ain't that nice? So hurry.

Something tells me I'm gonna rue this day.

How are you liking your tricycle,

happy son of mine?

Oh, it's peachy keen-o, dad of dads.

l think you're wrong, Orville.

Let's ask and find out, Tom.

Pardon me, but which one of you is the father?

I'm the daddy dear.

And what's that?

I'm his little sonny boy.

Courage, dad, courage.

Let's go, Tom. I can't stand it.

Eat your ice cream all up,

and then we'll have one for the road.

Uhh...

You don't look happy, sonny boy.

Maybe you need another ice cream sundae.

No! Look, I'm happy.

I'm happy. Ha-ha-ha!

Ha-ha-ha-ha!

1 Know what, we'll go to the playground.

Won't that be fun?

Oh, loads.

Ha-ha-ha!

Are you happy, my happy son?

If l! was any happier, daddy dear,

it would kill me.

Would you like to go on the merry-go-round again?

And make it an even dozen times?

No, no, thanks, no, thanks, generous dad.

Can't we just rest a little bit?

Okay, you rest.

I'll get you some goodies.

Augie, ! mean, daddy, wait, wait.

I'm not hungry.

Daddy knows what's best for his little boy.

You wait there. I'll be right back.

Now I know I'm gonna rue this day.

Hello, stupid.

Want to play cowboys and Indians?

No thanks, sonny. Some other time.

Then give me back my arrow.

How about cops and robbers?

I'll be the cop.

And you be the robber.

No thanks, again, sonny.

1 don't want to play.

I'm gonna tell my papa on you!

Papa, papa!

A kid won't play with me!

Oh, he won't, won't he?

We'll just see about that.

My daddy can't stand spoiled brats.

Alright, big kid.

! want to talk to you.

About what, dad?

He's a big one.

Junior.

What are picking on that big kid for?

But, papa...

You know I can't stand spoiled brats.

Oh, sonny. Sonny boy.

Hey, look what daddy got you.

A rutabaga sandwich and a radish milkshake.

Oh, no!

My only chance is to get home fast

and lock myself in.

Holy toledo!

A kid on a tricycle doin’ 80.

[siren wailing]

Alright, big kid. Pull over.

Now, what's the big idea, son?

I'm not a son, officer.

I'm what's left of the father.

This is a new one.

Alright. What's your story?

Well, it all started innocently enough,

at breakfast, when I had to go and open my big mouth.

And my son's been feedin'’ it ever since.

Oh, there you are, sonny.

Now eat your rutabaga sandwich

and your radish malted milk,

and then we'll go to the amusement park.

1 get the picture.

Don't worry. I'll take it from here.

Are you the father of this lad?

-Y-Y-Yes, sir. -Alright.

Then I'm throwin’ the book at ya.

-At me? -Your boy's been speedin’,

resistin’ arrest, drivin’ without a license,

and that's only the half of it.

You bein’ the father have got to take the rap.

Here, try these on for size.

And it's after the porky you go.

[gulps]

Save me, daddy.

I'm just an innocent little kid.

Don't let me go to jail.

Tell him, dad. Huh?

Tell him I'm too young, you know,

to know what I'm doing.

Thanks, officer.

I'll take it from here.

And daddy dear, l promise from now on,

I'll only have two pieces of chocolate cake for lunch,

providin' ! can have three for dinner.

1 would've been awfully disappointed

if my boy hadn't said that.

[theme music]

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~ Galloping all the way f

~ There goes Quick Draw McGraw f

[howls]

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~ Galloping all the way f

~ Great big star on his chest f

£ Outdraws all of the rest f

~ Fastest gun in the west f

f~ Yipee yi-o ki-a f

~ Galloping all the way f

~ There goes Quick Draw McGraw f

f The high-falutin'est f

S Fastest shootin'est

~ Cowboy you ever saw f

[Quick Draw McGraw] Hey, Baba Looey! Are you alright?

S'awright.