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[theme music]

Augie, my boy, are you payin’ attention?

See how close attention I'm paying, dear dad?

-I'm all ears. -[laughing]

He certainly takes after his old dad.

I'm all ears, too.

Anyhoo, today, Augie,

we are studying the feline domesticus.

Oh, boy, oh, boy, feline domesticus.

Uh, what is it, dad?

Or in the run of the mill stream language,

the ordinary house cat.

Notice the pointed teeth used for chompin’,

and the sharp claws which can shred ya like coleslaw

if you're not careful,

and the slender racing-type legs

which can run like anything.

l can run like anything, too, dad,

just show me a cat.

Augie, my boy, ! don't wish to brag,

but you're lookin’ at Fleet Foot,

the Olympic champion cat chaser.

Take a peek at this championship form.

Was this table always here?

Meow.

What's that, a feline domesticus?

Oh, boy, now's my chance, it's a pussycat.

Augie, don't, don't, he'll shred ya to coleslaw.

Don't worry, dad, I'm a champ off the old block.

-Huh? -Meow, meow, meow.

Dear old dad, this one's a puny little one.

Which will grow up to be a coleslaw shreddin’' big one.

But he likes me.

Augie, we'll have no domesticus feline

or otherwise in this house,

so scat, cat, shoo!

Meow, meow.

But, dad, he wants to stay.

That's oblivious, and it's also oblivious

that we can't have no coleslaw shredderer

in this house, and that's finale.

What's left to deliver?

One more stop at the zoo and we're through.

[man 1] You mean the wildcat?

[man 2] 1 mean, the meanest wildcat, and ! mean mean.

[whirring]

And as I was sayin’...

Yes, pop, the cute kitten of today

is the coleslaw shredder of tomorrow.

The cute kitten of...

Meow, meow, meow.

Did I hear several meows in rapid succession?

Meow.

It's little fishhooks again.

Meow.

Out!

Keep your eye on old Fleet Foot

for a real cat chasin' demonstration here.

Meow, meow, meow.

I'm not gonna hurt him.

Just a little work out.

[laughing]

Come back here, you little peanut pussycat, ya.

[whirring]

[screeching]

Ah-ha, cornered in the basement.

But, dad, he's so puny.

So, when he grows up he can tell his grandchildren

that he tangled with old Fleet Foot.

Take it easy on him, dear old Fleet Foot.

! think the kitten's hidin' behind the trunk.

[laughing]

Augie might just as well learn

that dogs and cats don't mix,

socially that is.

[whirring]

Help!

What happened, old chicken,

] mean, Fleet Foot?

He may be a kitten,

but he's already a coleslaw shredderer.

Can he stay, dad, can he, can he stay?

Nope, no, no, Augie, K-N-O.

I'll show that feline domesticus that I'm still champ.

[crash]

[Doggie] Help!

Can I keep him now, dad?

No, no!

And I reiterirate, no!

! gotta admire dear old dad, he's a real champion.

[whirring]

[clanging]

Dad, are you in there?

Don't just stand there, Augie, get a can opener.

I'll try to drop this noose behind the trunk

and try to snare the little pincushion.

[whirring]

Yeow!

[crash]

Yeow!

Run for your life, Augie, run, it's a wildcat!

Wild or calm,

l guess that feline domesticus has gotta go

before dear old dad gets back.

Here, pussycat, here, pussycat.

Better have a dish of milk before you hit the road.

Ah-ha, so you're the wildcat.

Put up your dukes.

I'll Keep the championship in the family myself.

[laughing]

[whirring]

Uh-oh.

[whirring]

Uh-oh.

Augie, old Fleet Foot is back. Huh?

[whirring]

I can't believe it.

Can I keep him, dad, can I keep him?

Well, look at what he taught me.

[whirring]

Can I keep him, huh, dad? Can I?

Okay, okay, son,

but ! hope none of my dog chums find out

I'm harborin' a feline domesticus.

[laughing]

[instrumental music]

[instrumental music]

[narrator] In the Old West for relaxation,

honest cow folks were fond of taking a chance

on a game of chance.

And the chances are, one of these

would be Quick Draw McGraw.

Howdy, folks!

And with him, his inseparable companion, Baba Looey.

Queeks Draws, I think we're being robbed by this crook.

I'll do the thin'in' around here,

and I thin’ you're right.

I'm a-callin' you, stranger.

Mah name ain't stranger, suh.

Back home, mah pappy calls me Four-Flusher Philbert.

Well, I'm a-callin' you

a no-good, low-down, cheatin’ coyote, Philbert.

l thin' 1 drop out this hand.

And I'm a-aimin' to rid the West of a pest,

on account of my name is Quick Draw McGraw.

Your account is closed, suh.

[explosion]

[narrator] To combat the lawless element

that ran unchecked throughout the West,

Quick Draw McGraw and Baba Looey disappeared

and reappeared as the Whip

and the Whipper-Snapper,

scourge of the outlaw, friend of the innocent.

[screeching]

l have aiming to restore law and order to the Old West,

and I aim to do it with the whip.

Yowch! Watch it, Whip, that hurt.

l thin' you need practice with that thing.

Who? Me? I'm too good to practice, man.

Put an apple on your head, l will show you.

Now, how do you want it, sliced, peeled or sauced?

l thin' l already forget the whole thing.

Heck, I'm so hot, I'll bake it!

[creaking]

[grunting]

Uh-oh, Whip, ! think you better watch out.

Watch out for what?

-[grunts] -[crash]

[mooing]

Senor Queeks Draw, I think we should withdraw quick.

[narrator] Their identities securely hidden behind masks,

the Whip and the Whipper-Snapper

ride into town on a two-man crusade against crime.

Mighty quiet like around here.

Must be one of them there ghost towns.

[explosion]

Hey, Queeks Draw, look! The bank has gone boom!

That looks like the handiwork of Break the Bank Hank,

a real low, low, low-type Western outlaw.

And this looks like a job for the Whip.

And the Whipper-Snapper.

Restorers of law and order.

Yowch! Come on now. Watch it, Queeks Draw.

Here comes Break the Bank Hank,

loaded down with bank assets.

This might be called drawing on social security.

Hey, that's a joke. [laughs]

[Quick Draw] Drop the loot from the bank, Hank.

-Says who? -Says the Whip.

And the Whipper-Snapper.

Noble defenders of justice,

protectors of law and order.

Yowch! [blubbering] owch!

[laughs] That hombre talks funny.

l thin' laughing boy needs a lessons.

Right, Baba. ! mean Whipper-Snapper.

And I'll doer with my trusty whip.

I'm aiming to take that cigar right out in your mouth, Hank.

You moved. Now hold still.

[explosion]

Good work, Queeks Draw. ! mean Whip.

You disarm him, I thin’.

What'd you expect?

Now, watch me get that panatella.

Shucks. Missed.

Yowch!

Shucks. Missed again.

1 give up. I'm whipped.

lam getting away from that crazy Whip.

Oh, well,

once again, a crime

has been avenged by the Whip.

Yowch! Watch it with that whip, Whip.

You held up your end good, little partner.

And now, we'll return the money to the bank for Hank.

[narrator] Well, it looks like the boys have wrapped up

another case for law and order.

-You can say that again. -Stick them up.

In the name of the law,

1 got you varmints

before you could take your masks off.

-Masks? -Masks?

Look, sheriff, you got us all wrong.

We're innocent.

If'n 1 heard that once, ! heard it a thousand times.

But I'm the Whip. I'll prove it.

Hey, Whipper-Snapper, put that apple on your head.

Okay, Whip, but I don't think it will do any good.

Now watch this, sheriff.

-[sheriff] Yowch! -[ thin' 1 was right.

Uh-oh, uh, thin’ I'll turn in my whip.

[narrator] Yep, the bandits and the outlaws

are gone from the Old West,

driven out by those defenders of law and order,

the Whip and his loyal follower,

the Whipper Snapper.

You know somethin’, Queeks Draw. I thin’...

Now what have I told you about thin-nin-nin-nin-nin’.

Okay. Okay.

Then you better thin’ how we goin' to gets out of here.

Hmm...

Anybody out there, uh, got any ideas?

[instrumental music]

[instrumental music]

[Alfred on TV] Adventure is My Hobby,

the adventuring program for Adventuring Adventurers,

and here's your host, Alfred Adventuresome.

Uh, good evening.

Tonight we are fortunate indeed to have as our guest

the world's greatest private eye, Super Snooper.

Uh, welcome to Adventure is My Hobby.

! accept, sir, magnanimously.

Snooper, what tale of daring do have you for us this evening?

Well, the tale I'm about to unfold is so daring with do,

it makes me hair curly with cue.

It all began when I answered the tringling of the phone.

[telephone ringing]

Snooper Detective Agency.

If you lose it, we trace it.

We're the best. Leave us face it.

You want me to investigate mysterious happenance

at Lake Wotcha-motchapoo.

Something drank all the water from the swimming pool?

By the way, how's the fishin'?

Notice how cool and calm Snoop remains

in the face of danger?

He's the greatest.

Blab, we're scurrying to Lake Wotcha-motchapoo.

That's a 14-11.

A 14-11? Gosh!

That's a crime committed by a monster or monsters unknown.

[Snooper] /t wasn't long before we arrived

and found the owner hiding in an unseemly place.

Uh, why are you hiding in that unseemly place, owner?

I'm allergic to monsters. Surprised?

Get rid of it and I'll pay you a nice round figure.

-How round? -$20,000.

-That's not square. -It's a deal.

Are we going after the monster?

Don't be ridiculous.

It's probably just some practical joker.

Meanwhile, we got the lake to ourselves.

[blubbering]

S-S-Snoop! S-S-Snoop!

Quiet, Blab. You're scaring the fish.

Il-l saw him, Snoop. l saw the sea monster.

Sea monster?

You better see your optometrist, Blab.

You need glasses.

[Blabber] There he is!

You're scarin’ off another fish.

And I'll bet he was a big one.

S-S-Snoop! S-S-Snoop!

Quiet, Blab, or you'll have to leave.

lam leaving, Snoop. So long.

It was swell being your assistant.

Blab, put down that sea monster

and get back in this boat for instance.

Sea monster?

A sardine it ain't, Snoop.

[blubbering]

Oh, in the name of the Private Eye Summer School,

drop that Blab, you blob!

[blubbering]

Hey, low bridge!

[crashing]

Help, Snoop, I'm allergic to monsters too!

Stop in the name of the law!

Hmm. Playing possum, huh?

Wow, this pepper should give him something to sneeze at.

A few dashes under the water,

and we should be hearing from the monster.

Here we go.

A-A-A-Achoo!

And there she blows.

Gesundheit, monster.

Uh-oh. Save me, Snoop!

Relax, Blab, I'll catch you in the net.

-Ah-ah... -Uh-oh.

Ah-ah...

Hurry up, Blab, the monster's gonna sneeze again.

Here it comes, Snoop!

Snoop, Snoop, where are ya?

[Snooper] In here, sitting on a tonsil or something.

Wait till ] strike a match.

Uh, just a sec.

[Blab] What do you see, Snoop?

It could be the hemogoblin or the doowah-dinal-diddy.

A private eye must have a rounded education.

And Snoop's is the roundest.

Snoop, your match is burning up the monster!

-Ah-ah... -Blab, don't let him sneeze!

What'll 1 do, Snoop? What'll 1 do?

[Snooper] Put your finger under his nose, what else?

Ah-ah...

[sighs]

It worked, Snoop!

Duck, Blab, here 1 come!

Here I go, Snoop. Down the monster's hatch.

Unhand that assistant, you monster.

Now hold it.

It's only fair to warn you, l have studied judo.

Snoop believes in fighting fair.

Bon voyage, Snoop.

[whirring]

There's the monster! He's got Blab on that island!

Hey, you're not a monster.

You're just lonesome.

[blubbering]

[Snooper] Hey, Blab!

Hey, Snoop, open that Private Eye copter.

Grab a hold of this rope, and away we'll...

-[crash] -[groans]

Stop that, you bad dog. l-l mean monster.

Aren't you ashamed?

[whining]

You apologize to Snooper right now!

[whining]

And after that it was easy

to capture the monster into captivity.

Oh, come now, Snooper. A sea monster? Really?

l anticipated your doubtfulness,

so I brought the proof.

Impart the curtains.

Gentlemen, 1 give you the sea monster!

Gosh, Snoop, he's awful hungry.

[blubbering]

[theme music]

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~ Galloping all the way f

~ There goes Quick Draw McGraw f

[announcer] Kellogg's, your best choice in cereals...

...has brought you...

f~ Yipee yi-o ki-a f

~ Galloping all the way f

~ Great big star on his chest f

£ Outdraws all of the rest f

~ Fastest gun in the west f

f~ Yipee yi-o ki-a f

~ Galloping all the way f

~ There goes Quick Draw McGraw f

f The high-falutin'est f

S Fastest shootin'est

~ Cowboy you ever saw f

[Quick Draw McGraw] Hey, Baba Looey, are you alright?

S'awright.