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THE ELEPHANT No, don't make such a noise.

I don't want to know how you would

scream if your butt was burned.

Who burned his butt?

This damn kettle.

You have coffee today.

I'm so tired.

Me, maybe not.

If today wasn't your last day, no 10

elephants would have moved me.

Do you think I'm not KO?

I puffed until 1 a.m., until I

fell over.

And I cried and jumped until 2 a

.m., until I fell over, too.

Believe me, it's not a real joy to

be a KoKo girl.

At least my nose is full.

Dyspareunia.

The most common therapy is made possible by

pharadization.

Bigger electrode on the lumbar spine, smaller on

the genitals.

Not to be confused with neurotic fragility.

Tell me, do you already have all this,

Intus?

At the second gynecologist, they ask this nonsense.

Dyspareunia, complete lack of pleasure, feeling, or just

incomplete reactions to the woman.

Severe sexual disturbance, there is no orgasm.

How unpleasant.

What would uncle Oswald Kolle recommend?

A particularly well-developed partner.

Dazzle hour for beginners.

Oh, say, finally make a coffee.

Are you already looking forward to Munich?

I'm glad that the shindering is finally over.

Poking, and then singing and dancing, just to

earn a few herbs.

That's too much in the long run.

If I keep doing this, I'll be my

first patient.

Or mine, colleague.

For the boys, of course, it's a hard

blow that you let them down.

I don't let them down.

They saw my uncle on TV last night,

how he gave a highly political speech.

They saw exactly what a stiff muffler he

is.

They also understand that he would never allow

his niece to appear in a nightclub with

the Mark Brothers.

The devil wants to get your uncle.

He didn't care about you all the time.

He didn't know how hard it was for

me.

And he thought I would finance my studies

with the money that my mother left behind.

Sad enough that he is so stupid.

Or did he think you could become a

health counsellor with the few marks that were

left?

And Mike, what does he say?

What can he say?

He can't change the situation either.

And besides, it was so serious between the

two of us.

So now it's time for Mrs. Mehelene to

play and become a doctor as soon as

possible.

I'll miss you, old man.

Ah, there you are.

How is it going with your Bavarian gastronomy

programme?

Of course, I taught the four drunkards in

sleepless nights.

And here is your sleigh, August.

Our farewell present.

Man, that's the sweetest thing in the world.

But first, give me my hat back, will

you?

Oh, August will give it back to me.

I would have liked to have my slim

body as a substitute for a studio object.

But now you're moving from here to Danone.

But immediately, but immediately.

The motorway will be overcrowded.

We only came to be adieu.

Manik, should you miss us in Munich, you

know where you can find us.

Bye.

Bye.

Take care.

You too.

Oh yeah.

Now let's all clap hands.

Yeah.

You're looking good now.

Oh yeah.

Keep it up.

Wow.

Come on, boys.

Now listen here, boys.

She's the top.

She's the top.

Now listen here, boys.

Let's all get together now.

Clap your hands, clap your feet.

Oh yeah, you're looking good.

That's it.

Oh yeah, baby.

Go.

Go.

Go.

Go.

Go.

The sun is rising.

Sonne Engel is here.

Welcome to Bloor.

Where's the girl?

Which girl?

Which girl?

The Go-Go-Mouse, of course.

Oh, you mean Monique.

Of course I mean her, not Bardot.

Yes, Mrs. Brahm is no longer with the

Mark Brothers.

So, then the Mark Brothers are no longer

with Sonne Engel.

Yes, wait a minute, Mr. Engel.

Imagine that.

We have a contract.

And in this contract, there is only talk

of the Mark Brothers and no word of

Mrs. Brahm.

But I only hired you because of this

girl.

Oh, wait a minute.

Very interesting.

But that's new to me.

Of course.

You didn't have to know everything, Cherie.

In any case, the girl was absolutely the

attraction and the eye-catcher of the band.

She seems to have caught your eye very

violently.

But not as violently as you, Cherie.

This is Inga, my right hand.

Yes, at the moment.

With us, the right hands change from time

to time.

La vie.

But to make it clear, I have hired

the Mark Brothers and the girl is one

of them.

And you are five tired music clowns.

Six.

Well, fine.

Six.

Preferably suited for a barter tent in October.

You exaggerate, Mr. Engel.

Of course I exaggerate.

That's part of the deal.

But...

Joking aside, either the girl gets up or

you get off and take the instruments with

you.

You can't do that to us.

We're totally bare.

And we can't get under anywhere so quickly.

Besides, there was never talk of Monique necessarily...

So?

There was never talk of...

Would you gentlemen like to hear the tape

that I recorded during our meeting?

Tape?

You didn't even have a tape with you.

You're mistaken, Goethe.

Besides, there was never talk of Monique necessarily...

So?

There was never talk of...

Would you gentlemen like to hear the tape

that I recorded during our meeting?

Thank you, that's enough.

Nice game, isn't it?

So, you heard.

Gentlemen, I'm a businessman and what I've bought

I want to get delivered, understood?

Especially if it's pretty.

Very true, my dear.

Come.

We can't expect that from Monique.

I'm convinced that she'll help us out of

the mud.

I hope I won't make you too much

trouble, aunt.

I can do without the aunt.

I don't want to make myself unnecessarily older.

My name is Grete.

The garden is wonderful.

Here you can sleep by an open window.

I wouldn't advise that.

At any rate, from five o'clock in

the morning the bird's chirping drives me completely

crazy.

What's that?

Your uncle's first handicraft work.

Eberhard is a passionate do-it-yourselfer.

His last work was a monumental hut for

the dog.

Now he's working on the upholstery.

What's the matter, Ludwig?

Why are you growling?

Come on, take a look at the patterns.

Which ones do we want to take?

These?

The lovely Katzis?

Or the fine Wurstis?

Good.

So we'll take the fine Wurstis.

Good boy.

Yes, Ludwig.

Come here.

Look what I've brought you.

Uncle Alois knows it all.

You're not to enter anywhere empty-handed.

Especially not in a full ministry.

But today I'm going to talk to my

brother-in-law about fractures.

And if he doesn't do as I say...

What's going to happen?

Uncle Ebi's got his own dog.

Next time I'll bring you a fine Wurst

too.

Come in.

Come on, let's go inside.

Where's the little one?

The boy's all nervous.

Dad's right.

She's just getting freshened up.

I see.

Let's talk business.

Since we work together on a family level...

Do we have to discuss this outside?

Please come in.

Listen, you're acting like we're swindlers.

Dad's right too.

Please take a seat.

I don't understand why your brother-in-law

always has to listen to everything, Alois.

The boy's old enough.

He just wants to see how hard his

dad earns his money.

I'll start with you right away.

Don't be so cheeky again.

You're old and useless.

By the way, I'd have visited you at

the town hall anyway.

I'd rather not do that right now.

It's best if we don't see each other

until the deal's done.

And when is the deal done?

I promised Director Wurlitz...

Don't make promises that I have to keep.

And above all, don't do anything crooked.

What crooked things?

Commissioner Hummel, from the Office for Public Order,

has shown me nine new ads and protest

letters against the blow-up.

That's great.

What's even better is that seven letters were

written with the same typewriter.

What?

Yes.

Because of the left-handedness of a slightly

bent U, it could be found flawlessly.

What an idiot.

Blow-up.

You can't write that with an X or

a Y, can you?

You wanted to talk to me, Uncle?

Yes.

Come, my child.

Let me introduce you.

This is Uncle Alois, my brother-in-law.

Hello.

Hello.

And this is his son, Franz Josef.

That's a nice girl.

Daddy's right.

I'm very happy.

Come here, cousin.

Give me a kiss.

After all, you're related to me.

Don't be so rough, Franz Josef.

He's a smuggler.

That's what he got from me.

Don't embarrass my child.

It's just a joke, Monique.

In our house, it usually goes extremely well.

There.

With this, you'll go to the Rectorate and

get your scholarship approved.

And here on this note, I've written down

the best road connection to the university for

you.

Thank you.

But Uncle Ebi, I can go with Monique.

What do we have to do with this?

My dear Franz Josef, I'm in favor of

politicians and their relatives using public transport as

often as possible.

That always makes a good impression on the

population.

Several mayors have tried that.

Of course, you mustn't forget to pay.

You're exaggerating.

Just bring her to the university, Franz Josef.

I'll go with Ebi later.

Well, then.

Today, on the first day.

My way.

May I ask?

I don't know.

But I do.

Well?

If this isn't a romance.

You?

That he leaves the girl alone.

Yes, yes.

He's very sexually aroused, the boy.

He should spare Monique with his cold-mouthedness.

Doesn't matter.

Even the hares run after him.

Even the daughters of the Dünnemann and the

Wurlitz are keen on my girl.

Fine.

Then you can tell me honestly why the

Wurlitz is so keen on the Blois.

He needs the place because it's spacious and

has a good location.

He wants to renovate it, set it up,

and sell his beer instead of lime, coca

and sap.

Well, a brewery owner only lives from it.

Think of the commission we'll get.

Alois!

Don't put a spot in his shirt.

I've already thrown him into other shops.

And you have the chance to get votes

from your voters.

There are enough real reports from worried family

members and poor grandmothers to make the closure

of the Radau and the Ruhestörer seem like

a moral act.

Ergo, get rid of the Blois.

Now we're here.

The brothers are demonstrating again.

Great asphalt blower.

He won a TV lottery.

No, he stole it.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

Sweetie, where are you going?

What do you want?

It's business holidays today.

The shop is closed.

But I have to go to the rector's.

What do you want?

I have an order to wipe the dust

off the desk.

Here you are, madame.

Shall I carry you up?

I can walk myself.

I have a suggestion.

Let's walk together.

Let's make some room.

Come.

Please.

Thank you.

If you want, I'll wait for you.

And then I'll carry you down.

Thank you.

That's not necessary.

But it would be nice if you could

tell me where the rector's is.

I'll show you.

What's there to sniff?

Do you think there are bones in it?

Come on.

Hello.

What's going on?

A corpse.

A dead body.

Full of bones.

Where?

Upstairs in the guest room.

Hello, August.

It's nice to see you again.

Well, then we're right here.

That's no reason to get upset.

The skeleton that scared you is just a

learning instrument.

A kind of globe.

Is there a doctor in this room?

No, a student.

I bet she's studying medicine.

I don't know.

Couldn't you ask her?

Where is she now?

She went to university.

University?

Thank you.

Listen.

You haven't said who you are and what

you want here.

Me?

I'm a demoscopist.

Aha.

I come from the Bachlein Demoscopic Institute.

Aha.

We ask questions about the cross-section of

the population.

This time to you.

You think I'm such a cross-section?

You certainly are.

I hope you're not asking indecent questions.

No, no.

I'm only interested in the conditions of this

house.

But, sir, the mayor is married and Stefan

and I are almost engaged.

Engaged?

Too bad.

This Stefan, he's a very enviable man.

Tell me, are you loyal to him?

I hope so!

Oh, Stefan.

That was just a rhetorical question.

What does Knils want here?

He comes from an institute and wanted to

ask me about my conditions.

Get out, you pig!

That was just a misunderstanding.

What do you want from my bride?

Information, information.

But now I know what I wanted to

know.

Goodbye.

I'll support you.

Hello.

What are you doing here?

Private city.

Come on, it's very comfortable here.

I can think of more comfortable places.

Yes, me too.

But do you know if you come by

often?

My name is Peter Mertens.

My girlfriend calls me Pip.

Monique Brahm.

Comfortable?

Jan?

Jan, how are you called by your friends?

Strange, I don't have a big name at

all.

No?

Yes, yes, you have one.

For me, they are called Mo.

Doesn't that sound like Mao?

A little bit, but it doesn't matter.

Mao is big fashion.

Come on, we'll take a side exit.

How can we find you here?

Man, among these crazy guys, we'll notice you.

Yes, of course.

Come on, let's keep going.

So you're in Munich for the first time?

I landed two hours ago.

Aha, and fell right into my arms.

So I'm starting to believe my father.

Why?

He always claimed I was a lucky child.

But now to you.

Where have you studied so far?

In Berlin.

There I lived with a friend after my

mother's death.

Yes.

I also worked.

I had to earn money.

My father was a small farmer and left

us no fortune.

So, now you know everything, Mr. Grand Inquisitor.

And where do you live in Munich now?

With an uncle.

With a rich uncle?

I think his wife is rich.

Aha.

How did you mean that?

I should ask again.

Did you accompany someone to Munich?

Yes, August.

August.

I'll take care of him.

Monique!

Finally I got you.

I had to talk to you right away.

Come on, Mr. Schultz.

Wait a minute.

Wait a minute.

Come on.

Goodbye.

Goodbye.

Good.

Very good.

But unfortunately not good either.

Too bad, too bad.

So now I'm finally clear.

Do you like him?

Yes or no?

Yes, I like him.

What does that mean?

I like him very much.

But you can't like the boss of Blohab.

But you're both.

Two souls live in my heart.

I would always be soul.

Don't get me wrong.

The townspeople, the top of this town, Adler,

want to lock up a place.

We are immoral and dangerous to youth.

The population of the district is in shock.

No, no.

If I let these seven children perform with

me, we are delivered.

It hurts me in the soul, but send

the naked one home.

And if they dress up again?

Then they are not to be heard.

Hang, hang.

Here she is.

Ah, welcome to my heart.

Now you're happy, right?

Come on.

Hello, hey girls.

I'm sorry, you're good, but it won't work

with the commitment.

Help us, wait a few days until we

have a replacement.

But don't tell him anything.

You're putting me in a terrible situation.

Well, then the troupe will be complete again,

right?

Not quite yet.

Mike told me everything and I would like

to help my old friends, but I can't

promise anything.

Oh, I'm already very happy with an undetermined

promise.

Here you see a typical Dior model.

A Casa Kleide Baby Look for the lady

over 50.

Very small.

Please, darling, let's switch to the second program.

I want to see at least a quarter

of the football game.

No.

You've already looked at enough clothes.

You can't buy them all anyway.

Can you maybe buy all the football players

you're looking at?

Yes, you're right.

I give in to this argument.

Television is the death of individualism.

Are you tired?

Yes, very.

Then go to sleep.

May I?

Of course.

Good night.

Good night, uncle.

Sleep well, my child.

Thank you, uncle.

That's how I imagined it.

She's going to stay with us every night

and we can't talk to each other.

What do we have to talk to each

other about?

You're always staring at this picture frame.

I'm not staring.

I'd like to know how far along you

are with the blow-up.

Alois asked me to...

I already told you that the commissar will

pick me up at 10 o'clock.

I'm going to inspect the place thoroughly, make

my report.

It's settled.

Oh, really?

Yes, really.

Alois has a lot to do with it.

If you ever want to become mayor, you'll

need a piece of bread.

Always Alois.

If I become mayor, your corrupt brother can

buy me a head.

Actually, a well-bred child.

Nine o'clock and already in bed?

At this age?

But...

Good boy, good boy.

What are you doing there?

Listen to me.

I can't leave the suitcase with you.

I need it.

I'll bring you something nice.

Yes?

Maybe a black coat.

Come on, get up.

Is there a second bed?

It's for milking mice.

Monika has a bourgeois uncle.

Maybe something got in the way.

Then there's a fight with Sonny.

You'll see.

Come with us.

You've had Gogo for a few months now.

Sonny never leaves.

A new Gogo girl belongs to a new

band.

Besides, he has a fable to tell.

Or does it belong to you?

To me?

No, no.

We're good friends, nothing more.

Our interests are far too different.

Ah, the favorite girl.

Ah, finally.

Come on, I'll show you your wardrobe.

Kisses.

I hear you live with a bourgeois uncle.

Yes, that's right.

But I have to move now.

I have a small apartment nearby.

That would be free, if you could decide.

To move to a less bourgeois uncle?

No, you fool.

The offer is rejected.

Too bad.

But at least tell Sonny to come to

me.

Please, Sonny.

Thank you.

We could have taken my car, too, Inspector.

It's a business trip, Mr. Mayor.

You'll pay for it anyway.

Let's go then.

Let's go to the Blow-Up.

That's through the Halbstalkenstall, isn't it?

Exactly.

And that's where we want to look around

a bit.

Do you really want to go there?

It's not a business trip.

A business trip might be an exaggeration, but

it has something to do with it.

Look at those two cold-blooded guys.

They look more like two mixed-up little

idiots.

Name, Boss?

Name, Felix.

Any special orders today?

No, not really.

This is new to you?

How do you like it?

Giant howler.

Great car, isn't it?

Mr. Mayor, what do you mean?

Where are you going?

We just got here.

I think an inspection should take longer.

It usually doesn't take that long for me.

That's different.

If one of your girls is injured or

attacked, it's easier to take over than a

whole restaurant.

What would you like to drink, Mr. Mayor?

A coca with lemon?

You said you like to drink that.

Yes, at home.

I'm Whistle here.

Then let's go to the bar.

Where do you want to go?

I'd like to know that, too.

Wait a minute.

Monika, what's going on?

My uncle is here.

Please, dear Sonny, you have to help me.

I have to disappear.

Dear Sonny likes to hear that.

When you call him dear Sonny, dear Sonny

helps you.

What happened?

Why aren't you working?

Impossible.

If he sees me here, I'm lost.

I have something left for you, kids.

Don't be silly, Sonny.

Please help me.

So where is he?

Where is your uncle?

He's sitting down there with the little hairy

man.

Oh, he's there.

He's got a nice suit.

I don't understand what he's looking for in

a place like this.

A place like this?

I don't want to hear that.

I don't think it fits here.

Yes, yes, that's my opinion.

I'll take care of it right away.

Come on, otherwise you'll never be able to

get up.

Go to the dressing room.

Get dressed.

Thank you, Sonny.

Ready?

Is there something?

Oh, yes.

A discreet task.

Okay, pay attention.

No, just

aim.

That's it.

Now I really have to intervene.

Actually, yes.

I've got it for the best.

You go to the newspaper and take everything

you're offered here.

Let's start with the blonde with the curly

moustache.

Too bad we don't have a camera with

us.

You've just been snapped.

Young man, snap the group in the water.

Unfortunately, that's not possible.

That's forbidden by the police.

I'll let you do it officially.

It's still not possible.

I'm under contract with the porno club.

But you could give me a camera.

Of course, if you hold on for a

moment.

But if you take the picture, then don't

show the picture to your wife.

Pay attention.

Yes.

Here you are.

Now all you have to do is press.

Yes.

That's it.

Give me the camera.

I'm not in the mood.

You'll pay for that.

You've allowed me to take pictures here.

Hoppy Galoppi, what are you doing in our

flan-spectrum?

I'll make sure that your press card is

withdrawn.

What's your name?

It's good that no one knows that my

name is Ruppelschlützel.

It's good that no one knows that my

name is Ruppelschlützel.

I'll let you fly here.

Yes, throw the film in the water.

Help!

Help!

Help!

Help!

Help!

Help!

Help!

Oh, God!

It's very kind of you...

It's very kind of you to leave me

dry.

Blah, blah, blah.

We can't let you walk around like that,

so wet and slimy, when you're already in

our broth.

Yes, very clumsy of me.

You shouldn't mix with the young people.

Oh, don't play with fire.

You're in your prime.

So, the rose is ready.

Thank you very much.

Now I've probably got myself a schnitzel.

Excuse me, ma'am, I'd like to put

on my trousers.

That's why you don't have to apologize.

It would be different if you wanted to

take off your trousers.

I'm going out for a while.

But you'll be back, won't you?

Of course.

I'll bring you something against your cold.

Thank you very much.

Yes, yes.

In the sharpest, yes.

Sapperloch again.

So, here you are.

Thank you.

I haven't introduced myself yet.

May I?

I'm Dr. Adler, City Councilor.

Mr. City Councilor Adler?

Excuse me, why are you so surprised?

Yes, you know, our guests aren't councilors at

all.

Yes, you know, I'm not even a guest

here, but, so to speak, in official property.

Official?

Yes, yes.

A terrible word.

You'll have to drink it all.

Yes, cheers.

A double whiskey or no?

I'd rather have a triple.

No, don't look at me like the cow

is the butcher.

I know I'm the ox's biggest cattle.

Do you know who the man in my

wardrobe is?

No, I just know that I threw the

Sittenhummel into the water.

Who is Sittenhummel?

Commissioner Roderich Hummel, from the Office for Public

Order.

The man who can destroy us.

A taxi driver, who realized that he was

soaking wet in your service car and got

out of it.

Let me drink it.

I need it more than you.

Oh, you think?

Monique's uncle is naked in my wardrobe.

Well, then he should get dressed, the old

fawn.

Do you know who that is?

Yes, of course, Monique's uncle.

Your arch-enemy, the city councilor Adler.

No.

But yes.

No.

Well, I let him throw him into the

water, too.

I'm a dead man.

Give me a six-fold whiskey.

Don't get drunk like a little boy.

I get drunk like a big boy, rely

on it.

Pull yourself together.

Maybe I can help us.

You?

Yes, he seems to be very interested in

me.

Oh, yes.

Darling, my darling.

My everything.

You, marry him, flirt with him, seduce him,

go home with him, do whatever you want.

But keep me in a good mood, whatever

it costs.

That will cost.

But that doesn't matter.

It doesn't matter at all.

There, give him a full narcosis.

I will do my best.

Please do more than your best, yes?

You don't look like a city councilor at

all.

But how?

Oh, much more friendly, much more courteous.

Hear, hear.

The rest has to go, too.

Here you are.

Thank you.

Thank you very much.

So, we want to fill your pockets again.

Yes, we want that.

We want that.

But we want much, much more.

Yes?

Is it true that you are against us

in the city council?

Against you?

Certainly.

Oh, against the blue barber?

Personally, not at all.

But officially?

In the heart of every official lives eight,

two little souls.

The private and the official.

And your official soul wants to leave the

blue, Mr. City Councilor?

Don't always say Mr. City Councilor to me.

That sounds so sober at this hour.

My name is Eberhard.

My friends call me Ebi.

Good, Ebi.

But what is your answer to my question?

At the police station, the ads are piling

up.

Suppression of public morality and so on.

And they all ended up on my desk.

And you think these ads are justified?

Well, at least in the swimming pool.

It's going pretty well.

Today was a particularly strange evening.

And you also contributed a lot to it.

Unwillingly.

Like in Bubi's cinema.

Besides, there's really nothing about young people going

out to their own pleasure and jumping in

the pool.

It's harmless compared to the strippers who have

to pay for it.

To be honest, I don't have the opportunity

to compare.

I've never seen a striptease dancer.

Really?

You know what, Ebi?

We're going to take a stroll through every

striptease club.

Yes.

So to speak, an inspection.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

If these pictures get in the papers, dear

Hummel, then we're done.

We're in any case blamed.

Maybe not done.

After all, there are very high-ranking officials

who make fun of the current situation and

still sit in their chairs.

Very high-ranking officials, maybe.

How did you get hold of the pictures?

They were handed over to my office this

morning in this envelope.

Without a comment.

Yes.

Yes.

They don't need a comment.

You take it so lightly?

Yes.

The pictures are quite funny.

And these young people in general.

I was a little longer in the blow

-up than you last night.

And afterwards?

And afterwards you made a little fuss.

You know that?

After all, I'm with the 7th police.

We always find out what's going on in

the night clubs.

Don't be so puritanical.

After all, we're all just people.

I'm an official.

Yes, me too.

I also have the duty to educate myself

about the way of life of my fellow

men.

No idea how I got into the taxi

that drove me here to the office?

No.

Your wife was already worried and called me.

My wife?

For heaven's sake, just don't remind me of

it.

Thank you very much.

When does the lady want to be picked

up?

Not at all.

The lady doesn't know how long she's got

to do it.

Monique!

Hello.

Hello.

You're an amazing girl, Mo.

For one day in Munich and for every

hour of the day you have a different

cavalier.

Number one, a certain August who brought you

to Munich.

Yesterday you were kidnapped by four boys on

the street.

And now she brings a sixth to the

university.

Six flirts.

Isn't that a bit too much for a

single girl?

I even have a seventh.

Aha, a seventh man.

If you think you're a man.

Yes.

Wait a minute.

What do you mean?

Meal time.

Please.

You have to excuse me, darling, but I

was picked up at the last moment.

You were picked up yesterday evening.

I'll explain everything to you later.

Just let me eat something quickly.

Who says you can eat anything at all?

But darling, don't be so hard-hearted.

I'm hungry.

And I'm curious.

I'm curious.

What kind of lie did you make up?

Something happened to you.

But I see, Eberhard, I think it's incredible.

This man just can't get out of it.

What do you think you're doing?

What, darling?

What?

Well, darling, I just failed.

As they say.

For the first time in our eight so

happy marriages.

Together with the seventh man?

No, with a school friend whom I met.

Yes, of course.

If you hadn't met him, you wouldn't have

failed with him either.

And where were you with him?

I don't know.

He dragged me from room to room.

Of course I don't know this school friend.

Of course you don't know him.

He lived far away, abroad.

I haven't seen him for centuries.

A mummy.

And what's his name?

What's his name?

Yes.

You want to know his name?

Please.

Koka...

Laikas.

Konstantin Koka Laikas.

A Greek.

Yes.

Yes, as the name suggests.

But he studied in Germany with me.

Never on Sundays.

Just kidding.

And where does he live now?

And where does he live now?

Riviera.

Mainly on the Riviera.

Oh, that must be an interesting man.

If there is one.

But darling, every child knows him in Cannes.

His yacht is in the harbour right next

to Christina von Theles, Agustoteles, Onassis.

Yes.

They are good friends.

Konstantin is also Greek.

And you suspect me of such a friend?

Should I believe you?

That's typical.

That's how you women are.

His wife didn't want to believe him either.

His wife?

Was she with you too?

No.

Konstantin was alone.

The young woman, they recently got married, is

very sensitive to foam.

She had migraines last night and stayed in

bed.

What you don't say.

Yes.

Koka...

Konstantin left alone and we met by chance.

Say hello to each other.

After so many years.

And then you failed together.

Until 9 o'clock in the morning.

And you couldn't understand me.

But darling, I thought you were sleeping.

Why should I wake you up?

Tear you out of the slumber?

No, no, no.

We had breakfast together in the hotel.

In the hotel?

Yes, of course.

At Konstantin's.

He took me with him.

The young woman is still very jealous.

The dear fool.

When she saw me, she was very calm.

Yes, I can imagine that.

I would also be very calm if you

had told me this infamously Greek speech.

But not earlier.

He would have done that even though he

has important negotiations here and wants to leave

today.

Of course.

Expected.

Tell me, do you think I'm so stupid?

Yes.

No.

Why?

I won't let you lie to me.

Tell me right away what the name of

the hotel is where this gentleman is supposed

to live.

I will call and ask if you know

him there.

If not, then heaven will have mercy on

you.

I'm still with my lawyer today.

But darling.

Don't touch me!

I beg you, don't get so angry.

Let me explain.

Excuse me, Mr. Mayor.

Can you knock?

I have.

But the lords talked so loudly.

A gentleman would like to speak to Mr.

Mayor.

Now, at dinner?

We are not to speak now.

He says he would be a school friend

of Mr. Mayor and would be invited to

dinner.

Did he also say his name?

Yes, he has such a strange name, Kakalaikas

or something.

A very nice gentleman.

Kokalaikas?

Yes, that's his name.

Konstantin Kokalaikas.

Yes, that's him.

Darling, why didn't you tell me?

Let's go, please.

To the study, please.

Go on, darling.

I can receive him alone.

Oh no, we'll receive him together.

Please, Mr. Kokalaikas.

Excuse me, Kalimeras.

I hope I'm not disturbing you too much.

But no, Mr. Kokalaikas.

I'm very happy to meet you.

My husband has already told me so much

about you.

The pleasure is all mine.

What a perfumer, what a self-possessed woman.

How does my dear friend Ebi get such

luck?

Pardon.

Here, you slut, is your briefcase.

You left it on the breakfast table when

we were chatting with my pigeon.

He wanted to show us a photograph of

you.

I don't think Ebi has a photograph with

him.

We've been married way too long for that.

What?

But I'm very different.

I always have all my women in my

briefcase and I carry them with my heart.

The divorced ones, you see.

Here, put it in and make sure that

you always have a photograph with you of

your charming wife.

Thank you, but I don't understand.

What don't you understand, you slut?

Excuse me.

Excuse you?

Not at all.

Or did you forget that you invited me

yesterday to your party?

That looks like him.

He didn't say a word to me.

Yes, yes, darling, but you didn't make me

talk.

Yes, I just came to say that I

promised my pigeon to spend the day with

her.

I just wanted to do my maintenance.

The flowers will come, of course.

But please, we won't let you go.

Why not, if he has to go to

his pigeon?

You met him and now...

But Ebi, what kind of behavior is that?

I must ask you to give us the

honor to eat with us, Mr. Kokeleikas.

Of such a charming woman I can't say

no to anything.

I can do it.

Now I'm going crazy.

Don't we want to sit down?

I'd rather not.

I'm afraid I would fall asleep sitting down.

Oh, am I so boring?

No, but I'm so tired.

But I thought I could at least get

a good night's sleep in Munich.

Well, that's a tough job.

Tingling at night and snoring during the day.

Why?

I'm not doing it for my pleasure.

That wasn't an accusation.

I know exactly how it is when you

have to work during your studies.

I'm writing.

For newspapers and magazines.

And that's enough?

Well, if you stick to it.

I've even brought it to my own estate

and to Muffy.

Muffy?

Is that a dog?

No.

Muffy, that's a used car with 349,000

km on it.

What?

You have a car?

Yes.

Imagine that.

Well, great.

Then you could pick me up this evening

and go to the Blue Abbey.

Okay, I'll do that.

But please don't wait in front of the

house.

My uncle can't notice anything.

Why?

Is he so strict?

I could get along but my aunt can't

stand me and she has her pants down

at home.

That's interesting to hear.

Otherwise, he's the one Do you know my

uncle?

You could say that.

He acts as a childhood friend and in

reality he has so much left for the

youth as a rollercoaster.

Yes, pure political routine.

Here, read the article.

That's my column.

The eagle is a strange bird.

oh, and I have to run into his

arms.

Poor uncle.

I've written a little more, aunt.

And how we of the old Professor Hirsekorn's

book with rubber adhesive.

Very strange, yes.

Yes, and how we filled his daughter with

white mice in the chest holder.

Grumble, grumble.

How well you remember everything.

Yes, of course.

Temporal mutants.

Yes, but I sit here and talk and

talk.

Yes, the typical talker.

You must be terribly bored.

But not at all.

It's wonderful when you adults talk about your

youth.

And you are not angry with me that

yesterday I seduced your Ebi.

But I beg you.

He was with you.

Grumble on, my dear.

I'll be right back.

For heaven's sake, tell me, who are you

anyway?

Me?

I am Konstantin Kokalaikas, your friend.

I am the Greek shipper.

What?

You are a traitor.

A high-ranking house thief.

How dare you talk to me like that?

I don't talk to you at all anymore.

You look desperately that you disappear from here.

Allow me to say so.

Because there is no Kokalaikas and a Greek

not at all.

I invented him.

Oh, please, say that again.

There is no Kokalaikas.

He is an invention of mine Thank you,

that's enough.

There is no Kokalaikas.

He is an invention of mine and you

want to take advantage of it.

Thank you, that's enough.

What?

Do you want to oppress me?

Actually, I should.

To your ungratefulness.

I appear here as a saving angel in

the truest sense of the word and you

throw me out.

But please, I'm leaving.

Just watch how you Excuse my

nervousness, but with whom do I really have

the pleasure?

I am Sunny Angel.

Aha, who are you?

Sunny Angel, the boss of Bloin.

The boss of Bloin?

Oh, that's embarrassing.

Oh, if my guests find it embarrassing, I'm

leaving.

No, tell me one thing, how do you

know about Kokalaikas?

I was standing outside on the terrace and

I heard your fairytale about the Greek god

Kokalaikas.

Aha, but how do you know that the

guy doesn't even exist?

Because I know that you and Inga had

a night out today.

You were very happy.

You even gave her your wallet so that

she

wouldn't

Well, you two.

I won't let you oppress me or threaten

you to leave again.

That's a lie.

You and your young little wife are our

guests.

Oh.

Say something, Ebi.

I keep telling him to stay, but he

wants to go to Athens.

He has to go to Athens

and he has to go to Greece.

Oh, he has go to Greece and he

to to and he has to go to

Well, then, see you tonight, Grete.

Goodbye, Konstantin.

See you tonight, Ebi.

Hello?

I just arrived at the hotel in Zurich,

Mr. Mayor.

What's new?

All information confirmed, excellent.

I'm going to the lion's den immediately.

Incognito, of course.

I'll get the pictures and the film.

And if I have to put the lady

in chains.

You're not even dressed yet.

I can do that in five minutes.

If it were up to me, I'd prefer

to stay in my room.

I still have so much work to do.

How can you be so disinterested?

You don't get to know a Greek billionaire

every day.

A real billionaire?

Mr. Vereda, Konstantin Koukalaikas.

You've probably heard of him.

Not that I know of.

So I'm not going on vacation?

No, I invited you because of Franz Josef.

You shouldn't have.

He annoys me anyway.

I really have so much work to do.

Well, anyway.

You want to eat with us and then

you can apologize.

He's supposed to be richer than Aga Khan.

That's not how he looks to me.

I drove him to the city, not a

penny.

You see, that's how billionaires are.

If they didn't have savings, they wouldn't have

so much money.

You're crushing my hair.

Ouch!

Now there's a bite mark.

If the city councilwoman sees this.

Then tell her it was the city councilman

who made her hit the old man on

the back.

Always?

You caught him twice.

You stupid coward!

Wait, Ludwig.

Next time you're after a woman, I'll do

the same.

Yes.

Come in.

Come in.

Good day, Miss.

Good day, Mr. Knedig.

As far as I'm concerned, Miss.

Always Miss.

If I have a piece of paper.

And the Knedig, you can give it to

her.

I see.

Of course.

Please excuse me.

What?

I mean...

What, what?

What should I excuse you for?

Oh, I see.

I mean, please excuse me for coming here

so unannounced.

You're not that drunk again.

You hit him, I told you, et voila.

No reason to apologize.

Oh, yes, of course.

You're right.

Please excuse me.

Again?

I mean, please excuse me for apologizing.

You're in good health.

Can I do something for you, Mr...

Excuse me, my name is...

Windlmeier.

That's a nice name.

What do you mean?

I don't mean anything.

I just don't want you to be called

the way you are, Mr. Windlmeier.

I see.

Yes.

I don't have much time.

I have to look at a new piece

of paper.

I see.

Are you the owner of this establishment, Miss

Knedig?

I mean, Miss.

Yes, personally.

Miss.

Would you like to come with me?

We could take a look.

A look?

Yes, I have the feeling you have experience

in such matters.

You look just like all the whispers that

come to my shop in the evening.

Well, actually, I come in a very delicate

matter.

It's a delicate matter, isn't it?

Something sudden is always a delicacy.

Miss, you are also the head of the

Pornopress publishing house.

I see.

I think we're getting closer to that now.

Would you like to take a seat, please?

Yes, thank you.

Well, it's about certain pictures that one of

your photographers took in the blow-up in

Munich.

Hm, hm.

I would have liked to see them, but

I haven't seen them yet.

Please understand me, Miss Knedig.

I'm a businessman.

I'm a businessman, and it would be very

embarrassing for me if these pictures came to

the public.

That means it could do me a great

deal of business damage.

Hm, yes.

But you are wonderfully dressed, and so is

Mr. Stadtrat.

He is a wonderful figure, right in the

middle of this bath.

I would like to buy these pictures and

the film.

You have it here, don't you?

Yes, yes, of course.

I am happy to pay you a reasonable

amount.

Mr. Windlemeier, you have a doppelgänger.

Ah, that's interesting.

Hm, hm.

I mean, why?

Well, the photographer writes here that it's about

this gentleman who looks just like you, and

the well-known side commissioner Hummel.

So I'm recognized.

And loved, to a certain extent.

Hm, to a certain extent.

Well, well.

So you think of me as a villain.

Sick!

Yes, but how can you speak of a

villain?

Miss, give me the film if you want

to be so good.

Bah!

Now look at that!

Yes, yes.

The dialect is getting more and more familiar.

You can't completely ruin a countryman's motherly situation.

My mother was a born Hanke.

I practically grew up in Basel.

Mrs. Lemporner-Press, we speak the same language.

Well, wait a minute.

Don't say that, Mr. Windel-Hummel.

That's what we wanted from the beginning.

You have such a lighter accent in German.

Give me the film.

Take your heart in both hands.

Oh, I think one hand is enough for

this.

We can discuss that later.

So, come on.

You're not just an expert.

You're even an expert in this field.

Oh, how can I appreciate a woman in

my profession who takes off her clothes?

I'm completely on my knees because of these

helges.

I don't even close my eyes at night.

Oh, Mr. Windel-Hummel.

Don't look at me like an uneducated upper

-classman.

Don't look at me like an inhuman being.

I'm a very delicate creature.

We'll get along.

I'm very happy that you came, Mrs. Kokerleikert.

I'm happy that I'm coming, too.

Me too.

Good evening.

Good evening.

Mr. Windel-Hummel, please carry the suitcase upstairs.

You only have one suitcase?

What?

Yes, the other luggage is in the hotel.

I see.

Please.

Please.

Thank you very much.

Here you are.

Thank you.

What's Kopp doing?

Oh, he's still sitting in his old place.

Grete means your migraine.

Oh, she's gone mad.

I'll leave her alone now.

Wilma, please show the gentlemen the room.

Yes, ma'am.

Look at her.

Look at her.

There, in front of your Miss.

You're alone?

What do you say to that?

Don't you have an appetite?

I don't have an appetite.

I'm thirsty.

Oh, what do you say to this model?

What's this sugar?

Sugar, cornflakes, Turkish honey, one might say.

But she doesn't have anything else.

I'm closer to the contact.

Would you like some?

Well, since I didn't get it, I feel

like a commissioner.

Or don't I?

Do you?

I've got another one of those stupid ladies.

What do you say to this one?

That's a very big glass, of course.

Super glass.

High concours.

Oh, what a fat head, I'd say.

You see, I have an eye for details.

Take the picture a little closer.

That's me.

That was a few years ago, when I

got married.

I'm buff.

Yes, it's still here today.

Well, of course, I'd have to check that

first.

I mean, as an expert.

Oh, yes.

I think I could use a private control

expert in my establishment.

You, I'll make you a suggestion.

You can check my numbers on a regular

basis, against a corresponding one, of course.

And then nothing can happen to me since

the police.

And for the first month in a row,

they'll come to your film.

Not a bad suggestion.

No worries.

Mr. Wald, may I invite you to lunch?

We'll go get a couple first.

You're thirsty, aren't you, Mr. Wald?

I think you're making a big fool of

yourself.

But why?

I'm giving the 7th district council a big

favor.

I'm saving his marriage.

He'll have to pay for it.

And you think you can do that with

that idiot in the theater?

Of course, if we get through this one

night, he can't do anything else.

Then tell me at least what I still

have to do.

Maybe not.

That's what I'm thinking.

Yes, yes.

I'm only interested in this thing because I'm

a good friend.

In puncto, my dear.

He's really here?

Yes, aren't you surprised?

With a woman?

Yes, with a woman.

What do you think of her?

What do I think of her?

What do I think of her?

You saw her this morning.

Yes, I did.

But I didn't really look at her.

What do you think of her?

You have such sharp eyes, Gretchen.

Unimportantly pretty, let's say.

Flamboyantly pretty.

But completely unimportant.

She's probably stupid, too.

Anyway, she doesn't fit a man like Konstantin.

Like Konstantin?

Yes.

He's an important man and only a woman

of stature fits him.

Yes, like you, for example.

Like me, for example.

Sure.

But unfortunately I already have you.

Unfortunately I already have you?

Unfortunately I already have you?

Unfortunately I already have you.

Inga!

Well, how did I do that?

It was a piece of art, dear Evi,

I can tell you.

She didn't want Bartók to leave her darkened

room.

But now I'm glad I'm here.

Gentlemen!

Yes?

The food is ready.

We're coming!

Come here, my child.

This is my little niece Monique Brahm, Mr.

and Mrs. Kokeleis.

Oh, you have a pretty niece, dear Evi.

I'm glad to meet you, Miss Brahm.

My dear Miss, I'm glad to meet you.

I'm glad to meet you, too.

Come, children.

The food is ready.

Hello, gangsters.

Hello, Peter, how are you?

Not at work today?

No, today I'm the boss, Mrs. Bloch.

Oh, you?

Yes, Sonny asked me to represent him.

Did he leave?

He had something to do.

A very delicate matter.

Man, that's a lot of work for an

artist.

He has to get out of it.

No, I can't say that.

A big word of honor.

Please, as you wish.

Tell me, are these the Muckrabbers?

Mm-hmm.

But they're not complete yet.

I know.

Monique?

Why?

Do you know her?

I'm picking her up this evening at 10

o'clock at the Kiewitz factory.

And how did you get in?

I also gave a big word of honor.

Aha.

Ah.

Where is she?

Here.

Yes.

No woman in the house.

Yes, Mr. Mayor.

You, Franz Josef is already completely full.

He can hardly stand on his feet.

Look, darling.

I saved this bottle for you.

But now it's over.

Now you won't get any more wine.

Why not?

Because there's a party now.

Take it as a gift.

You, I have to serve a drink.

Besides, he has something against you.

Thank you.

A cigarette?

I hope you're not angry with me, dear

Mrs. Kukalaikas, if I withdraw now.

But I still have to work.

I have absolute faith in you.

Good night.

Good night, uncle.

Good night, Mr. Kukalaikas.

Good night.

Good night, Aunt Grete.

Good night.

And don't overwork yourself.

Very good.

I, Monika, now stand on Franz Josef.

Yes, yes, where is my cousin?

She was just here when the bus arrived.

So?

Yes, but then you must have slept by

now, because the noble lady is already in

your room.

So, then I have to go right away.

A cavalier must not be left in the

house.

Don't miss anything.

Franz Josef, are you going home?

Yes, aunt, I'm tired.

Good night, everyone.

Shut up!

You know, it's really wonderful to finally talk

to someone who is the one for whom

he is committed.

You will laugh, but I know what you

mean.

How do you want to know that?

You are talking about the great Greek knight,

Konstantin Kukalaikas.

How do you know him?

Unfortunately, I can't tell you that.

I gave my big word of honor.

Monika!

Monika!

Exactly.

So, now it's hip.

Monika!

Monika, darling!

It's me, Franz Josef.

Monika, wait for me!

Monika, wait for me!

I ask for a rock'n'roll.

You'd better rest a little, otherwise you'll get

a heart attack.

I want a rock'n'roll.

We'd rather take a little break, yes?

Please, madam, as you wish, a little break.

A little break at the sea.

Unfortunately, my husband can't take it anymore.

Come, Konstantin.

Let's go to the Wintergarten.

I could kill the guy.

Are you so jealous of your wife?

Who's talking about my wife?

If I think that you have to spend

the night with this false angel in a

room, I could lose my temper.

Shall I make a confession to you, Inga?

No.

But you have to listen to me.

If you weren't here, I'd be with you,

in the Lord.

Officially?

Privately, for your sake.

I've fallen in love with you, a little

bit, Inga.

Oh, very charming, but...

Would you like me, a little bit, Inga?

Would I be here otherwise?

Yes, would you be here otherwise?

Why are you actually here?

To help you.

Yes, yes, to help me.

But to help me, you have to sleep

with the angel.

I mean, in a room.

You don't have to worry about that.

Sonny certainly doesn't intend to spend the night

with you.

He has to take care of his business.

But that would mean that you are alone

at night, and I...

A wonderful night.

Wonderful, yes.

You could enjoy it, if you didn't have

these stupid millions in your head.

Believe me, I often deal with zeros at

night.

In your business, you have to work very

hard.

Yes, very hard.

We big business owners, like Onassis, as they

say, are like the sharks.

We eat or get eaten.

Yes.

I'd like Eberhard to have something of her

hardness.

But unfortunately, it's full of scruples.

Well, if my brother and I hadn't grabbed

him by the arm, he would be sitting

in some cow village now.

So, but China seems quite self-confident to

me.

Ebi and self-confident.

We haven't been able to get him to

close a certain nightclub, even though it's in

his power.

A certain nightclub?

Yes, it's called Blow Up.

You certainly don't know it.

I've never heard of Blow Up.

But why should the club be closed?

First, it has a very bad reputation.

And second, my brother, Alois, has a business

interest in it.

What are you saying?

He is, among other things, a representative of

a brewery, and he wants the club.

Well, that's a clear mistake.

Isn't it?

Yes, the club has to be closed immediately.

A great nightclub, isn't it?

Yes, yes, yes, the club is ideal.

We've just made it.

Shall we go for a walk, Mr. Director?

Yes, I don't understand, Spargel.

The club has long been closed.

Yes, that's what I'm saying.

If we wanted to introduce it to us,

it would have to be beer water instead

of water.

That wouldn't be nice at all.

I'm going after him.

I'm going after him.

A good idea.

We threaten with an ad.

If we have the opportunity, we can take

Mr. Engel in the eye.

Fabian, come on.

You again from our family.

I can't stand it anymore.

Mr. Engel isn't here today, but tomorrow, well,

the court is open, isn't it?

So let's go.

Let's go, let's go.

So, this was the second strike.

But the third fell at the same time.

It's better if I go now.

Oh, already?

Why?

So, now you're irreplaceable.

That's what the truffles do in the goose

liver.

So?

Then you'll have to have eaten truffles all

your life.

Shit.

Are you back already?

I'm back.

Nonsense.

The door is locked.

And there's no key in it.

That's even better.

Lay down and get some sleep.

I have to go to work.

I have to be there at the check

-out.

And how do you get down?

You'll see.

Over the balcony.

So, sleep well.

Yes.

Yes.

Good boy.

Come on.

Come on.

Why, is Mr. Stadthardt trying to get in

through your window?

Oh, it's you.

Would you please get off me?

Why?

I feel very comfortable.

Perhaps you want to rape me?

The idea is not so bad at all.

No, no, I was just looking for the

way out of the house.

I didn't know there was a biteable dog

here, other than your Cerberus.

Yes, you know, the dog belongs to the

night watchman.

Ah!

I heard correctly.

What do you want here?

Please let me explain.

I know everything.

No, I'm looking for the way to the

street.

Through the bed of my wife?

I'll make minced meat out of you!

Sir!

Fifty!

What do you mean?

Fifty!

I'll give you fifty marks if you listen

to me in peace.

Come with the fifty.

So tell me.

And you cover yourself!

Too bad.

Are you back again, Johnny?

You're back, Abby?

Yes, in full size.

And ready for everything.

I'm ready for one thing.

I want to sleep.

But not alone.

You'd better go back to your room now.

Wait a quarter of an hour.

Then the night watchman will be a few

houses away.

I hope the dog will be there.

Do you have a problem with dogs too?

No, but the dogs have a problem with

me.

One kiss, Inga, just one, please.

With what justification?

You don't need a justification for everything.

Yes, Sonny said that you have given 27

justifications so that the blow-up has to

be closed.

That wasn't me.

This is collected from different departments.

I'll hand over my position tomorrow.

Oh, Inga.

Inga.

Not like that.

Inga.

You're hurting me.

Inga, Inga, how can you be so heartless?

Inga.

Inga.

Inga, please.

Please, don't run away.

Please, don't run away.

If you don't leave me alone now, I'll

open the door and scream for help.

Don't be so rude, Inga.

One kiss.

What's wrong with that?

Okay, one kiss, and then you go back

to your kitchen.

Done.

Inga.

Get out of here.

Please, good night.

We're locked in.

That was my wife.

I don't think she's awake.

In a situation like this, every normal woman

in the room commits a murder.

Yes, every normal woman, but not mine.

She collects evidence for the prosecutor and then

picks her up for the blow-up.

Then you have to run, Ebi, over the

balcony.

Isn't that a bit too dangerous?

Oh, Sonny did it with ease.

Then it's a child's play for me.

If I'm lucky, I'll find an open cellar

window.

Adios, mon amour.

Talk to me, that distracts me.

Who's that again?

Oh, heaven, ass and twerp.

Oh, Mr. Mayor.

What are you doing here?

You're allowed to guess three times.

Don't be cheeky, you satyr.

What do you mean?

You get up, jump on my wife's belly

in the middle of the night.

Oh, if only the blessed were to know.

Yes.

That wasn't on purpose.

I accidentally caught the wrong window when I

unknowingly wanted to go home.

I...

I was a bit...

Well, one hand washes the other.

I'll wait outside until you're here and you

help me back to my room without my

wife...

You'll get 50 marks for that.

Oh.

Tomorrow.

Good evening.

Oh.

We can agree on that, can't we, Stella?

You'll buy me something for my birthday from

Beatrice.

Yes.

An appetizer.

Huh?

Hello, Freddy.

I'm not coming today.

A lot has happened here and will continue

to happen.

Ciao.

Good night.

Come on.

Be quiet.

Huh?

You're also ghosting around here?

What did you lose?

Get out of here!

Ah!

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Ah!

Konstantin!

You!

Can't you sleep?

The dog was howling and then...

Oh, again?

He smells the bones.

Horrible.

The bones of August.

Since my fiancée's study desk has been here,

Ludwig wants to get him a pretty leg.

Oh, his study desk.

And I thought...

But tomorrow he has to go to the

basement.

I just don't want to sleep in the

middle of the night.

No, no.

Stay in the middle of the night.

Let the child sleep in peace.

But...

What is Ebi doing?

Oh, what he always does at this time.

What?

He's sleeping.

He snores like a circle.

He hears, sees and feels nothing.

Well, I don't understand that.

Not a second could I sleep next to

such a woman.

Really not, Kucka?

Really not, Marga.

Marga.

No one has ever called me that.

You are so different from Eberhard.

You are the scent of the great wide

world.

The wind of the seven seas.

A touch of manly tenderness.

Don't say that, Marga.

I'm just a weak man, too.

No, no.

You are strong.

Strong and fascinating.

Marga.

You want everything in me.

When I saw you for the first time...

Don't talk like that.

You have a sweet little wife.

And you have a husband.

A boring, tired fool.

Shhh.

He's my friend, after all.

I know.

Unfortunately.

Otherwise I would break all the conventions and...

And?

Keep on whining.

Just like you woke me up again.

Who woke who up?

It was like this, dear Ebi.

Ludwig the dog was howling and I thought

it was a burglar in the house.

Yes, he woke me up, too.

And you don't hear such things, of course.

Dear Konstantin, I'm sorry about the lions.

You can go back to sleep, as always.

And you kiss your wife nicely, as it

should be in the fleeting weeks.

Yes.

Let my house stay clean.

Yes, yes.

Mr. Cleaner.

Tell me.

What?

Do you know that I like you very

much?

Yes?

Yes.

Very strange.

When I was sitting in the lecture today,

I was drawing in front of me and...

Do you know what I wrote there?

Monique with a big O.

That's cute.

Yes.

You confuse me very well.

Do you know that with you...

What is that?

Well, it's just beautiful.

Do you know, Peter?

Yes, I know.

I'm really glad that you exist.

Did you come to my mind?

Tell me the truth.

It will take at most two more days.

I've already talked to Mike about it.

Monique, if you're in any trouble, you can

live with me.

That's very nice of you.

But I'm leaving now.

It's already very late.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Thank you, sir.

But we have to go over there.

Yes, please.

Yes, we can.

Yes, then we will leave slowly.

Dear Konstantin, if you really can't stay any

longer, Monique, you can go to the city

with us.

The gentlemen still have a little time to

chat.

Of course we have to.

I came here on my own to get

to know your prominent friend.

After Franz Josef told me what an interesting

guest you have to visit.

My friend is in a hurry, Alois.

He's almost gone, isn't he, Konstantin?

Yes, yes.

I have to go.

I'm glad to have made your acquaintance, but

my ships are waiting.

You won't make it in a few minutes.

Mr. Kokolores.

Laikas, Laikas.

Yes, yes, Laikas.

Speaking of ships, we might be able to

do business with each other.

I have a certain relationship with the Bundeswehr.

Couldn't you give them a few of those

old, out-of-stock boats?

Of course, they buy them all.

Well, that's what I mean.

I beg you, Alois.

Well, what do you have?

If you have such a good friend with

such opportunities.

Yes.

Look at him.

First of all, he always embarrasses himself, Mr.

Eberhard.

But when it comes to profession, he doesn't

embarrass himself anymore, my dear brother-in-law.

Alois, I beg you again.

You don't know what you're talking about.

Oh, I know exactly what I'm talking about.

You know, we've already done a few very

nice things together.

Oh, yes?

Highway contracts, state-of-the-art sales, construction

projects.

Yes, we even delivered lawn mowers as jet

engines to the Luftwaffe.

Oh.

Back then, the two of us cleaned up

like a cheese factory.

Well, then I congratulate you.

Yes.

You, you're not even thirsty.

Nobody cares about that.

Come on, we have to go.

Leave me alone.

Why shouldn't a businessman be interested?

Of course, dear Ebi.

I find that very interesting.

Well, then.

But not now.

He's exaggerating, Alois.

He's exaggerating.

Well, do you want to argue that you

got three consignments from me?

Hey.

Don't hit me.

How can you tell me all this?

Why?

Do you have secrets from your best friend?

Yes.

Well, he can tag along with us if

he tells us something.

I've always wanted to get involved with Greece.

Oh, yes?

Yes.

Well, the luggage is in the car.

Konstantin, we have to go.

Yes, that's right.

We have to go.

He'll write you from Athens what we have

to sell.

Yes, of course.

We'll stay in touch.

Hopefully, Mr. Leikers.

You wait for me, Alois.

I have something else to discuss with you.

Dear Maregan.

Goodbye.

Dear Konstantin, thank you very much again for

your visit.

And have a good trip.

But I ask you to thank me.

For me, it was an unforgettable evening.

For me too.

And goodbye.

Come on.

Goodbye, my love.

Unpossible, your brother.

Impossible.

Well, get in already.

Konstantin!

Send my greetings to Hellas.

Thank you, I will.

Where is Hellas?

Oh, he's already making it.

Where do the lords want to go?

I think Mr. Koka Laikas would like to

visit his dear friend Sonny Engel in the

blow-up.

That's right, his.

To the blow-up?

Yes, yes.

Or do you want to go somewhere else,

dear Koka?

No, I would like to visit my dear

friend Sonny.

You should get to know him, dear Ebi.

A charming fellow and his blow-up too.

He has reserved a swimming pool for city

councilors, a great band and a go-go

rocket.

Now I don't understand anything at all.

If you ask me, this place is not

to my taste at all.

I'm not asking you.

I just mean the rabbits here, they all

look the same.

Yes, look in the mirror how you look.

Yes, if you want to go to a

stone pool with the skull, there are places.

Everyone stumbles once.

I don't, my dear boy, I don't.

And I won't let my lame Mr. Schwager

hold me back any longer.

Today we want to see for ourselves how

we can teach them the craft.

That can't be.

That doesn't exist.

What?

Yes, look in the mirror.

What melody?

The one at the band.

Yes, that's it.

I don't mean that.

I mean that too.

How do you explain that?

Yes, not at all.

But now I have an explanation for the

skeleton with the wig in her bed.

Well, doctor, look around a bit.

This is where young people feel at home.

It's not a crime if they want to

be among themselves and have their own fun,

is it?

Yes, yes, I think you're almost right.

But my wife will never understand that.

And of course the thing with my niece.

That can't go on like this.

All right.

I'll leave you your niece and you leave

me my local employee.

Done, Mr. Staudreit.

Great.

Well, Pabst, I bled like a pig and

was wet like a ball.

Don't go, Helmer, you'll burn up the animal

life.

Pabst, there's another one of our family.

There at the counter.

Ebi.

What is he doing there?

Inspecting again?

And the guy behind the counter.

That's the Greek rider of the K-K

-K-Kaleikas.

The one I met at my aunt's yesterday.

Yes, of course.

That's him.

Tell me, how does a Greek rider get

to stand behind the counter and serve whiskey?

Maybe that's a Greek kind.

Look, miss.

Go ahead and tell me.

Who's the man behind the counter?

Who's with Nelke?

That's our boss, the owner of the place,

Mr. Engel.

What?

Did you hear that?

Now I get it.

But I...

Such a fool, this Eberhard.

He must have been conned by this Engel

and is doing half and half with him.

The two of them want to put me

on the cross.

I'll put Wally under a blanket.

But now I'm going to talk to him

about his high-stakes.

Don't.

Someone else will take care of that.

Yes, who?

My sister.

My sister?

Yesterday I didn't get it at all.

But today I see it clearly.

This is outrageous.

You brought a con artist and a bar

girl into my house and let them sleep

together under my roof.

You made me laugh.

You made our home dirty.

You allowed me to serve this big talker

and his shameless wife like a servant.

And who's to blame for all this?

Your clean niece.

She threw you into the water.

She pushed you into the arms of this

con artist.

She pushed you to the brink of marriage.

She, who came in and out like a

thief to the window.

Is that all you have to say?

I...

Shut up!

If I let you divorce me, then you're

done.

I own the villa.

I own the money.

I own the seahouse in Starnberg.

The estate in Spain.

The hunt in Austria.

You're done with your political life, because Alois

doesn't have a finger for you anymore.

You're going to sink into complete insignificance as

an 18-year-old in the town hall.

But I don't want to have tortured you

for years.

I just want to try it with you

once more.

Yes, dear.

Don't be so intimate again.

I'll make two conditions.

The blow-up will be closed within 48

hours and your niece will never enter this

house again.

Where are you going?

I wanted to tell Monique.

Not necessary.

I threw her out a long time ago.

Even before you got up.

Yes, but where did she go?

I don't know.

Maybe to one of her guys.

So, Pippi, now it's time for you to

leave or you'll miss the train.

So what?

Am I going to sleep another night with

you?

You'd better not.

Don't worry.

It'll only make things worse.

If she finds out I'm with you...

Come on, let's not exaggerate.

So, honey, take care.

And call me as soon as you get

there.

Okay, I'll call you right away.

Bye.

Kisses.

And stay nice.

Yes.

I'll be back next weekend if I can.

Good.

Bye, Pippi.

Bye.

So, all the cheese again.

Okay.

One, two...

At least let Inga work with us for

a few days.

She's a force, at least much better than

before.

Oh.

Yes, Sonny, I don't like to make a

mess in the library anymore.

I would have told you first anyway.

So don't be silly now, okay?

I'll make Inga a cannon, a bomb.

Mr. Blaster.

After all this, we can't force Monique to

continue anyway.

Well, what should the poor Sonny do?

We won't get a replacement for the fast

one anyway.

So nice.

From me.

You're the greatest.

The greatest.

Well, I always say that.

I'm the greatest.

The greatest.

I'm

the greatest.

Hello.

There she is.

Franz Josef, please get out of here quickly.

I don't want anyone to see me.

But of course.

That would be even nicer.

We're not going to run away right away,

Mademoiselle.

I heard that our relationship has aroused an

intrigue.

But the beautiful Franz Josef, he's going to

push you right into it.

No, that doesn't make any sense at all.

I would never have let myself get involved

in all this.

Why?

Always with the royal Bavarian calm.

I'm going over to Mr. Sonny Kokalaikas now.

He's going to help me a little bit

with the game.

And what should I do?

You.

You go over to your friend and congratulate

your successor.

Everything else, just let me do it.

I'll do everything else, my dear Eberhard.

You just have to sign the application for

closure.

Do you understand, Eberhard?

Yes, I do.

Yes, then Franz Josef, as my son, will

officially open the shop.

And that's it.

Yes, where is he anyway, the boy?

I don't know.

I had to wash him today, because he

suddenly took up the party for this blue

-eyed boy.

Franz Josef?

Yes.

Imagine, he says to me, Lauser, I'm a

robber and a exploiter.

Because I asked him, he should finally work

something.

Well, if he just falls on your back,

then you have to, boy.

My own flesh and blood.

Never.

Hopla.

Eberhard.

Well, please.

Don't hit the donkey.

What's that supposed to mean?

Yes, I've always told Pappschi, everyone stumbles once,

but he doesn't believe it.

You've stumbled on me a little too often

lately, Lauser.

Where have you been?

With the others.

Ouch.

Pappschi, you shouldn't have done that to me

a second time.

Now you're not only going to give me

the double pocket money like you used to,

but you're also going to finance a trip

to Hawaii for me.

Are you out of your mind?

No, I'm not.

But you will soon be.

And Aunt Grete, too.

No, Sonny.

You shouldn't have given him the tape or

the photos.

Why not?

Eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth.

Maybe the whole thing is just a list

of this Franz Josef, and he wanted to

lure out the evidence to get rid of

it.

If.

Sonny would never have used it.

He's not a press.

Franz Josef is angry with his father, and

he's capable of anything.

I have to stop him from causing even

more trouble.

What is it?

Where are you going?

To the next taxi.

Oh, come on.

Ever since you've been here, there's been a

lot of trouble.

Is it our fault that you want to

get rid of him?

Oh, Sonny.

Don't be unfair.

Why?

I want to be unfair.

You're no different to me.

Excuse me.

Can you tell me where I can find

Miss Monique Brahm?

She just left.

Do you know where she went?

To her uncle.

Why?

That's where I just came from.

I was looking for her, but I was

told that there had been a crash, and

that she had left the house.

That's why I'm here.

Monique ran away with your uncle?

She didn't tell us that.

Do you know that for sure?

Yes.

And now she's gone again?

Children, we can't just let this happen to

you.

Come on.

Follow me.

Come on.

These would be the photos of Uncle Ebi,

if the editor of the Evening News could

get hold of them.

Lunchtime.

You're going to deliver the pictures nicely, my

dear nephew.

And to me.

Because otherwise you'll get to know me differently.

I already know you differently, dear aunt.

Pay attention.

Ingelein, how can you be so heartless?

Precious.

Wait a minute.

It's going to get even more interesting.

Oh, yes.

Keep playing.

It's very exciting.

Who owns the pretty thing?

A Greek millionaire.

His name is Gokhaleikas.

You are so different from Eberhard.

You are the scent of the great wide

world, the wind of the seven seas, a

breath of masculine tenderness.

No, no.

You are strong.

Imagine that.

No.

I want to hear that again.

Don't talk like that.

You have a lovely little wife.

And you have a cat.

A boring, tired muffin.

Stop it!

Give it to me right now!

And you want to accuse me?

That's enough for three charges!

Eppie, that's cheating.

I didn't mean it like that.

Believe me.

Now stop it.

You're messing up the whole family.

I have something nice for you, too.

What?

You know, we've already done some nice things

together.

Oh, yeah?

Highway contracts, state sales, construction projects, even lawn

mowers.

We supplied the air force with them.

Back then, we had two...

Joseph!

What are you doing?

Your own flesh and blood.

I told you he'd fall on his back.

And I was tyrannized by you.

I'm innocent.

Don't get upset.

But I want to get upset!

But we won't split up because of this

stupidity.

So, what do you say?

Will I get my Hawaii trip now?

You'll get a few lashes, you idiot!

If that falls into anyone's hands...

You scoundrel!

Eppie, come on.

Let's get along again.

Take your fingers off me.

Oh, I'm already late.

I'm really sorry.

I just wanted to stop Joseph.

Monique, my child.

It's good that you're back.

We just decided to bury our little trouble.

We'll get along again, yes?

Auntie, I didn't mean to...

Tell your stupid cousin...

...to give me the stuff right away.

But what?

So I can get my hip back.

I'll send it from Honolulu...

...once Papa finances my trip to Hawaii.

Get out!

Never in my life!

Ludwig!

Ludwig!

Ludwig!

Ludwig!

Stop!

Ludwig!

Stop!

Ludwig!

You're a coward!

Stop!

Get out of the way!

Ludwig!

Stop!

Stop!

Stop!

You're a woman!

Monique, I've been running after you all day.

Let me go!

What's going on?

You're asking me?

You're telling me about love and staying together...

...and I don't know what.

And at the same time, you wanted to

stay with another girl in your nice bra,

in which you invited me.

What nonsense are you talking about?

Oh, don't lie to me anymore.

I wanted to come to you this morning

when your blonde Pippi came out the door.

I listened to everything.

Pippi?

Oh, my goodness.

That's my sister.

Yes.

She lives with our mother in Augsburg.

Yesterday she missed the last train.

And that's why she stayed with me.

Peter, is that true?

Yes.

Sorry for the disturbance.

Continue.

Ludwig!

And so on, and so on, and so

on, and so on.

Goodbye.

End.

End.

But why, Mrs. Doctor?

You said we should make ourselves free.

Peter!

Because we want to clear ourselves.

But not like that!

Dress!