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I never yet did hear that the bruised heart was pierced through the

ear?

I don't get it.

Oh, what? I hate this stupid door. I can take a look at that if you want later.

You want?

Hey.

Hey, why don't you come back to bed? I am already late for work. No, okay? No,

you don't sound so well. Your throat. You got something? Come on, just call in

a sec. Rabbit, we both have work to do. Come to bed. I don't have work. I'm on

vacation. Okay, FYI, suspension is not vacation.

Oh, it's the same thing, really.

I mean, suspension, vacation. I got time off. I can fix your door. Okay, enough.

Enough. I appreciate all the attention and the help and everything else, but

honestly, enough. Appreciate?

What's appreciate? What's that mean? You know what I mean.

Nope.

I don't know what you mean.

Okay. You cannot solve all of your problems in my bed.

But I can try.

No. If you just...

No. Gave me a chance.

No, you need therapy.

Therapy? You really think that I need a shrink?

I think you need to talk to someone.

That's what you're for.

That's why I want you to stay here and talk to me. Come on. Rabbit, okay, this

is not a new issue. This has not just happened to you.

You've been on a runaway train ever since you came back to work.

You don't do this.

And they'll take away your medic certificate. They will.

They will.

Yeah, and then what will you do? Go to work.

Go on.

See you later.

All right.

Shift change!

Get your butt up, Broby. Come on, butt up.

It's a big...

Congratulations for you. Your first delivery.

It's a boy.

Congratulations.

You brought a life into this really cool world we live in. Yeah, it's very best

because you didn't even pass out.

My pleasure.

He didn't pass out. He didn't pass out.

Guys,

I miss Rabbit, who's with me.

No? He loves baby breakfast.

Yeah, Rabbit loves any breakfast.

Come on, you miss him. Admit it. No, I don't.

Come on, come to it. No, Ryan, are you kidding?

Everything with him is, like, this kind of psychotic. Yeah, but it's fun. Tyler,

you live long enough with crazy, you start accepting it as normal. Well, I

tell you what, I miss him a lot.

Who's the best guy you're riding with? I don't know.

Hey, is there a Marissa Benes here?

Yeah.

Hi. Hey. Oh, can I be you today?

Nope.

I'm Andy. I'm Marissa.

When I'm free, free falling, free

falling,

free falling.

Hey, yeah, I can't do it anymore, Peter. I quit. We've talked about this.

Okay, listen.

Yes, I was going nowhere with that job.

If you want me to talk to you, you're going to have to calm down.

Goodbye.

Guys, get that deer off there, huh?

All right.

Sir, can you hear my voice?

Got it, got it, got it. Want to make a snake?

Yeah.

Okay. All right.

I'll get the snake out here.

Grab this side.

Okay. You want to put that underneath his right arm? There you go. Now come

around. Help me with his legs.

Let's get the board in place.

All right, here we go. On three. One, two.

There you go, Marissa.

Watch that, fellas.

Just got to open your mouth here.

Ready with that ambu bag? Yep.

He's got a Lefortou fracture, no air movement with bagging.

Just going to do a chin lift here.

There we go.

All right, getting some air in there. All right, starting compressions.

Come on, guy. Keep fighting for me.

Keep fighting.

Okay.

You ready to take over?

Yeah. Switch.

He's in a systole.

Pushing one milligram at me.

Yeah. That's what you're doing.

Please, come on.

Dr. Joe, I've got traumatic full arrest. I gotta call it. All signs negative.

You've done all you can do.

Yes. All right, go ahead. Call it.

Marissa, stop CPR.

I think we got it. Marissa, hey.

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

He's done fighting, okay?

Hey.

This really bothers you, doesn't it?

Yeah.

The medics who aren't affected by something like this, those are the ones

you gotta worry about.

So, I'd like you to sit down, Mr. Palchuk.

Do I have to?

Yes, you have to.

This is cool.

Please put that down and sit down.

Okay. Thank you.

So, why are you here?

I, uh, guess to get my head screwed on right.

Well, your file's a very interesting read. I can see why your superiors are

concerned. Is that a judgment? I thought you...

Therapists aren't supposed to judge people. Well, it's an observation, given

the number of incidents in your file.

Oh, yeah. Sometimes I got a bit of a short fuse.

You wiped blood on an FBI agent. We therapists call that acting out.

He had it coming, I'll tell you.

Okay, I need you to stop that right now. Sorry. No, but, I mean, really, he had a

woman shot in the back of the head. Yeah, okay. Well, have they all had it

coming to them? The obese patient, the driver, he lost his finger.

Have they all had it coming? All these people? Could I see that list?

Smearing blood on an agent, was that your way of showing him what he'd done?

You had blood on your hands.

Did you feel he should, too?

Yeah. Yeah, I guess I did.

I don't know. I don't know, you know, to be honest.

It's just that in that situation, you know, your blood starts to boil, and

then, boom, you know.

So tell me about the helicopter crash.

Oh.

Yeah, I was in the helicopter crash.

Well, you know, I'm lucky to be here.

Not here.

You know, here.

Okay. Reuben, tell me something.

Your life has brought you to this place, right? I mean, it doesn't matter how you

got here, your superiors, your behavior, whatever.

You are here.

Are you willing to do the work?

Absolutely.

You packed a doggy bag.

It's not every day I get breakfast in my honor, so yeah. So you're going to make

the most of it, huh?

What are you, like 12 years old? They're all chocolate. You're pathetic.

You know, this is the first time that anyone's ever treated me like anything

other than a probie.

You're not going to be a probie for much longer. I was wondering when you were

going to notice that.

Oh, I noticed.

Of course I noticed.

Why else do you think I let you do that delivery?

Hey,

Ty.

Did you just, uh, did your work wait for me?

Wow, I'm honored.

You are going to miss me, aren't you?

Miss you? What are you talking about?

Did you get fired?

Is that... Can you get fired? How does that work? No, I didn't get fired, but

it's telling that that's the first thing that came to mind.

I get it. So you must have left an instrument inside of a patient during

surgery. Now you have to flee.

No.

My trauma rotation is up. Your trauma... What?

Wait a second. What? Yeah, I've been sampling the snacks before I choose my

specialty.

So this is just a short-term... Temporary. Yeah, but you're not leaving.

Right? You're still going to be here. Well, I mean, how often do you see the

oncology residents upstairs?

Wow. I'm never going to see you, am I?

Come celebrate.

End of rotation drink. A bunch of us are going to be at the Hidden Cove.

I don't know. Oh, come on. There are going to be girls there who haven't let

their hair down in seven months and will look up with anything with a pulse and a

smile. A pulse and a smile? I have that. I can do that. Yeah. I'll see you there.

Ta-da.

I'm going to miss you, Glenn.

I'm going to miss you, too.

See you tonight.

Yo.

Yo, yo, yo, yo.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. See, you always do this. You get bored and you

come over here and start messing with my routine. Why?

Dude, look, it goes this way, not that way, okay?

Everything has its place.

What's the difference?

Well, because, like, my papa used to tell me to keep that gree-gree off of

you. What?

The bad juju. It fends off the bad juju. I keep to my routine. Everything's cool.

Dude, you're a grown man.

What is bad juju? Let me tell you something. My grandfather had the same

routine every morning of every day.

Kept him safe. And he lived till he was 93, so you tell me now.

Okay, so you're superstitious. Okay, I get it. It's not superstitious if it

works. Crack a book, man.

It's looking good.

My daughter!

She can't breathe!

Okay, okay, what's your daughter's name?

Samantha. Her name's Samantha. Sam.

Okay, and tell me, did she do anything unusual before the attack? No, she was

in the backyard playing with the dog.

Has she got allergies?

No, no, nothing that I know.

Sam.

Sam, can you hear me?

You can?

Do you remember getting stung by a bee, a wasp, anything like that today?

You do? Okay, ethanephrine, 0.3 milligrams, I am.

It's okay, honey.

It's okay.

Honey, it's okay. Don't fear. Okay, set up the nebulizer. Yeah. I'll do

Benadryl. What's wrong? What's wrong with my daughter?

She's having an anaphylactic reaction to a bee sting. We're just trying to get

her to breathe properly.

What can I do? Please, just...

Try and keep out of the way. Let us have room to work. That would be great.

Sam, honey. I got her. It's going to be okay.

Betty's right here.

Sam. Okay.

She's screaming. I need BVM. Sam. Okay. I got her. I got her. Please move away,

sir. Get the bag under her head. Sir, let us work. You need to step back.

Please.

Okay.

Can we get the bag underneath her neck? Nancy. Are you okay?

Are you okay, sir?

You're okay. Glenn, can you take him up to the rig, get him some oxygen, make

sure he doesn't pass out? Sir, why don't you come with me? No, I can't leave her.

It's fine. She's in great hands. No. Come with me to the rig.

Let's take care of you. Let's take care of you.

734 Grove Street.

734 Grove Street. Code 3. Roger that. Rig on the way.

She's going to be okay.

Yeah. Yeah.

We've got one of the best paramedics in the city working on her, okay? Your

daughter's going to be fine. You want to hop up here on the rig for me? Yeah.

All right. Thank you.

All right. Right up there. What's your name?

Jim. Jim? All right, Jim. I'm just going to set up some oxygen here, set you up

with that, and see if we get you breathing better.

See if that doesn't help.

All right.

All right.

How's that? Is that helping?

My chest hurts.

Okay. Your chest hurts? Where's the pain?

Down my arm.

Okay. Down your arm.

All right.

You want to step up with me?

Nancy, I need you here at the rig.

Dad's complaining of chest pains. Radiating down his left arm. He's

diaphoretic. He's sweating, and he's in a lot of pain.

I kind of got my hands full down here. You know what to do.

All right. All right. All right, Jim.

I'm going to get you set up.

That's it, that's it, that's it. Oh, good girl.

Good girl, good girl.

Dad, where's my dad? He's just up there. He's fine, just fine. Good girl.

Okay, control, I need my extra rig. Where is it now?

734 Grove Street. Copy that. Rig should be arriving shortly.

Sir, are you on any medications, any drugs?

No. No?

All right, sir, you're having a myocardial infarction. It's a heart

attack. Okay, I'm going to give you some nitroglycerin.

Okay, just lift your tongue. I want to see if this helps.

Here we go, Jim.

Jim?

Jim?

Ness, I need you over here. I'm losing him.

Is he talking about my dad?

What's going on?

I'm sure he'll be just fine. I'll bring him to the hospital for you.

The monitor read as an MI, all right? BP-106-Nestolic. I administered the

nitro and then he just crashed.

What?

What did I do? What have you given him already?

Yeah, epi.

Okay, okay. Hold CPR.

What?

What did I do? Let's just go, Glenn.

You got it?

You got it?

I think you should probably call it, Joe.

Ready?

One, two, three.

We had him. We had him the whole year.

He's gone, Glenn.

Narvi and Fark, what did you push? I followed protocol. I administered nitro

after I pushed the epi.

What?

Dr. Joe, I'm going to call it time of death, 1020.

Where's the daughter?

In trauma bay four.

What? What?

Hey, would someone tell me what I did wrong? Did I kill him? Did I kill him?

Just be straight with me. Tell me what I did wrong. Nothing. You followed

protocol.

What did I do? You followed protocol.

But protocol isn't always right.

An RVI is different from a regular myocardial infarction.

BP was borderline. Protocol says nitro.

But sometimes that creates a cascade effect that is impossible to come back

from.

So I killed him.

Look, it's a judgment call. It's the difference between running every call by

the book and trusting your instincts.

How was I supposed to know? You weren't.

I know you hate this, but there are things that you still need to learn.

Today you did what you thought was right. Next time you'll know what not to

do.

I don't think the daughter's going to care about next time.

Listen. Hey.

We've all been through this.

That's why they say throughout training, you know, it's just a matter of time you

will kill someone.

Look, the first time always sucks.

It never gets easier.

You will get better.

Oh, yeah, there's still some residual swelling back there, but nothing

serious. Can you say ah for me, Sam?

Ah. There you go. Doing good?

Almost done.

I think we need to keep an eye on you for a few hours.

Did you know that you're allergic to bee stings? No.

You're lucky. You know, the first anaphylactic reaction can be very

serious. When can I see my dad?

I'll check, okay?

Should I... I'll tell her about her dad.

I'm gonna miss you around here.

Sam, may I call you Sam?

You've had a rough morning.

Hey. Hey, man.

You know you're not supposed to be here, not till you've complied with the terms

of your suspension.

Oh, I'm compliant now. I'm a new, improved, compliant rabbit. How do you

like that?

Yeah, I seen the doctor, and she gave me a report. We had a few laughs.

Okay. Yeah, she said, you know, we can get back on the schedule now. Yeah, read

this. What's that?

Your doctor's a no-go on coming back to work.

You can't dodge this. You have to see her.

What?

No, actually, I'm a little bit concerned about her.

She's, uh, you know, give me those elevator eyes. You can't joke your way

out of this.

Come on, man. Just pick up the phone. Give me a shift. I know you can do it.

You've done it before. You can do it now. Come on, Baz. Rabbit, rabbit.

I'm a fan, but my hand's in time. No, man. Just give me a shift. Until your

side sheet comes back clean, you're suspended.

See the lady.

Work your stuff out. Figure it out.

Hey.

What are you doing?

Pre-flight check.

Seriously?

Not sure I understand the question.

It's just... Rabbit never gives a crap about that stuff.

If I'm gonna trust this thing with my life, I'm gonna damn well know if it's

up to snuff.

I believe I've died and gone to heaven.

You don't leave it all up to the mechanics, do you? Oh, hell no. Are you

kidding? They mess stuff all the time.

Combat pilot, right?

Yeah. How do you know?

You've got that, this is my baby, don't mess with her attitude.

So where you at?

Right there.

Okay.

Horizontal stabilizer.

Optimal.

Main gen switch on.

Good to go.

So you don't want to lose that eye, though.

Ern, do you have a family? La familia?

Just relax, okay? They want you to be okay.

Hey. What?

Yo, hey.

After we drop old Enrique off, how about we go get some noodles?

No, man.

I want some chicken.

What? No.

You are not going to do this to me again, man. It's my turn.

Not your turn. Dude, it's my turn. Is it Monday or is it not Monday? Hey, my turn

to pick. Dude. It's not Monday.

Hey! Hey!

Did he just... Did he just... Hey, turn your car off.

Yeah, okay. I got it.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, man.

All right, let's get him out of there.

One, two.

All right. Let's roll.

There we go.

He's not breathing.

He's got an open compound tibial fracture.

Pulse is 30, about 150.

Whoa. He's got multiple broken ribs. Is he shooting through the skin?

Hello, chest?

Not quite.

Let me get this one out here.

Got his head? Yeah.

He's jumping out of a moving car like that.

What was he thinking, huh?

Here we go.

Yeah, it's all about soccer on Saturdays now. I got two games.

Mm-hmm. And then the wifey's always dragging me to church on Sunday, so,

uh... That sounds fun.

Weekends are a little different these days.

Hey, I'm gonna grab something from my locker, okay? Yeah.

Hey.

Hey.

How's suspension?

Yeah, it's awesome. You know, I'm getting to all those home improvement

things I've been putting up. It's good. It's good. I'm enjoying it. Yeah.

So, Andy.

Yeah, he's great.

Don't get too attached, all right? Because, I mean, you're gonna get bored

real soon.

You cannot hang with a cookie-cutter medic like that. All right, because you

just know me so well. Yeah, I do. Well, what I know about you is you crave this

just as much as I do. That's what I know.

Hey, Marissa, we got a call.

Come on, admit it. It's not the same without you. Oh, it's definitely not the

same without you.

Take it easy, Rabbit.

Andy?

Rabbit?

You okay?

Yeah, I'm just going to finish this up.

I just want to know, I can see why he wanted to stay in this wonderful country

of ours.

I mean, it's... Oh, look, here we go. Frickin' frack. Huh?

Huh?

What?

What's with the long faces?

RVI nitro cocktail.

Dude.

That's it. What?

What? That's why our last call went to hell.

It's high, though. No, no, no. We're under probie curse.

What? What are you talking about? You kill someone during your probationary

period, and the entire station is hit with screwed-up calls until you make a

save, which I'm not holding my breath on that one, so... You think this is a

joke? This is funny to you?

That's a stupid superstition.

Superstition. Not if it works. It's not. Thanks.

Thanks a lot, guys.

You're welcome. What?

Why do you have to make a joke out of everything, bro?

It's part of my charm.

Right?

You're cute. Yeah, I know. I know what it is.

I did a couple lines of coke. Never been a problem. Just relax.

I'm going to lift your shirt. You're going to take a reading of your heart,

okay?

Want to get them started?

Oh, I'm not that good with the heart stuff.

Come on, take a crack at it.

It's good to practice.

You're going to let her practice on me?

Well, how bad's the pain, scaling one to ten?

About five.

She can practice on you.

Go for it.

It'll be fine.

Okay.

Right lead.

Here.

That's close.

Don't sweat it.

EMTs aren't really expected to get the leads right. Yeah, well, Rabbit would

have kicked my ass for that.

Rabbit expects too much from you.

No. Hey, Joe. No.

Joey, this whole therapy thing is a waste of time.

You gotta convince Badger I'm not crazy, all right? Who's gonna convince me?

I know I did something wrong, but I don't need a therapist to tell me why.

This isn't just about the bank.

You've been on the edge for a while.

On the edge? Look, I get the job done. You know. At what cost?

Have you ever asked yourself why you have this resistance to whatever it is

it's Building up that stuff inside of you all this hostility of yours.

Yeah, I have thought about it, and I know why why stupid people ha ha You

can't keep deflecting forever, man You're self-destructing The pity of it

is you don't even know it. Oh come on Joe look. I know I've been a bad boy. I

get it But I can change it, all right? No, you can't. Not by yourself. Right

now, you're a danger to yourself and everyone around you.

And I don't just mean on the job.

Hey, Sam.

You don't have to say anything. I just...

Wanted to check on you.

You know, it's... It's always strange.

Because your chart says everything's fine.

But everything's not fine.

I just wish we could fix that, too.

I am so sorry about your dad.

Deeply sorry.

Thank you.

Just keep some focus.

Oh, Glenn.

Oh, Glenn, I just love what you've done with this lovely day.

You're screwing it up for all of us, haven't you, buddy? Hey.

No, I'm just trying to thank you. How'd you get this sandwich shop in on it?

Enough, Tyler.

Enough. Oh, come on. Going to get that saved today?

Okay, guys, thank you. I'll take it from here.

Thank you.

Sir. Sir, can you hear me?

Patient unconscious.

Multiple superficial laceration. Start a line.

Probable rib fractures.

Unstable pelvis.

No breath sounds bilaterally.

Come on, Glenn.

Come on, buddy. You can do this. I know you can. You've done it a million times

before.

Come on, Glenn. You can do this, okay?

You okay?

Tyler!

Here, you got this? I got it. Yeah. I need you.

Move aside.

Move aside.

Take this. Move, move, move.

Got it. Okay.

Out of the way.

I'm not ready.

Okay, I got it.

Load and go.

Hey, I just got back to your place. Give me a call when you know what you're

doing.

Okay.

Who is it?

Come in.

I'm not going.

That's what they all say.

Then I never see them again. No, I'm really not going.

Yes, you are. That's why they call it a rotation. I do good work here, don't I?

Yes, very.

I imagine you'll do good work wherever you go, Diana. You're a talented

physician.

Thank you.

And... This isn't a very glamorous rotation, is it? No.

We tend to get the blood and guts types. Go figure.

And rarely does anyone come back to trauma once they've had a taste of more

money and better hours, do they? They do not.

I make a difference here.

I want to stay.

Think about what you're doing. I have. This is the one thing that I want to do.

You can't know that yet. When you started working trauma, did you know?

Yes, but I was an idiot. I want to be here. I should be here. I mean, if you

disagree, you can bounce me out, but...

I want to declare my specialty in trauma.

All right, Dr. Van Dyne.

Welcome to hell.

Angel Rescue 2 has found a possible stroke on Treasure Island. Requires

immediate medevac.

Copy that. Hold up.

Fuel's a little low. Let's get Angel Rescue 1 to take it.

Control, what is Angel Rescue 1-20?

Fifteen minutes out.

Oh, we're closer. We'll be fine. That doesn't matter. Let's just land and take

care of the copter. We'll be fine.

Let's just relax.

Angel 1's too far out, and the guy needs our help.

Control, this is Angel Rescue 2 on route to Treasure Island.

This is Hank, 55-year-old male, trouble stroke.

GCF 10.

Mildly hypertension at 140 over 80.

Pulse 70. Alright, thanks guys. We got it.

Control, this is Angel Rescue 2 departing Treasure Island.

We're five minutes out.

This is not what I

signed on for. We should have let Rescue 1 take the call.

Are you kidding?

And miss out on all this? You crazy.

Still time to land safely somewhere. We'll get a rig to meet us. The

patient's stable. Dude, just relax, okay?

Man.

We're not going to make it. We're going to be fine, all right? I know my copter.

She's got the blood and juice to get us there. Just relax.

We're fine.

Awesome? That was awesome? You are just as nuts as your psycho partner. You two

deserve each other.

How are

you

feeling?

He's gonna make it, right?

Yeah, I'm there.

No, this is not happening. Nuh-uh, no, no, no, no.

What? Ooh, got it flat.

Kidding! Glenn!

Probeek first.

I'm gonna punch Glenn in the face.

Flat tire.

Don't even say it.

Medic 78 requesting roadside assistance at Lombard and Columbus.

Need immediate transport for patient.

Copy that, Medic 78.

Hey, she's crashing.

She was fine two seconds ago.

Come on, hold on, hold on.

Come on.

You gotta be kidding me. What, what, what?

There's no juice.

No, no, I checked it this morning, hey. Did you charge the batteries?

Of course I did. Ah, frickin' probie.

All right, look out, here we go. I'm jumping in. Okay.

Come on, sweetheart.

Come on, come on. Come on, stay with us.

Girlfriend took a butcher knife to him because he drop-kicked her in Maltese. I

love these cunts.

Hey. Hey, sir, can you tell me your name?

Cheetah. Yeah, what year is it, Cheetah?

2010.

You okay?

Hey, you with me? Yeah.

Come on, okay.

All right, full CPR.

I'm pushing epi.

All right, continue CPR.

All right, GW, hey man, on a scale of one to 10, how much does it hurt? 3,000.

3,000, all right, here.

Take a breath, take a breath, put your legs down.

How's that, is that any better? My God, all I wanted was for that damn dog to

stop barking. Strap's out.

My little crazy bitch.

Turn me inside out.

I'll put my guts back in my gut, man.

I got an estimated blood loss of 500 cc's.

Okay, yeah, I see that. Patch him up, get a baseline.

Hang with me here. Hang with me.

Hang with me.

Radial pulse about 120, Nance.

He's going into shock.

He's out.

Come on, G-Dub. Stay with me, buddy.

Come on, G-Dub.

You got it? G-Dub, stay with us, buddy.

Sharp's out.

You're doing good.

Come on, buddy.

Talk to me, G-Dub.

You back?

There you go. Officer, grab that board. You got it.

Okay. All right. We're going to get your board. We're going to get you out of

here, buddy. You're going to be okay.

Stay with me. There we go.

There we go, bud.

Atta boy.

Wait, host to BR. What, what, what, what?

She's coming back.

Yeah?

She's back. What? Yeah, come on. Dude, Flynn got a save.

Dude, Flynn got a save.

Probably curse is over.

Yeah? Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. I hate you.

I really, really hate you.

I finally get a partner who has some semblance of reality.

He's responsible, he's rocking the medicine, he's a family man, and you

know what? I screw it up. And you know why?

Because I am jonesing. I am jonesing for that high, just like your sorry ass, and

you know what? You have absolutely ruined me.

So get it together, okay? Just man up.

Hey, you gotta save, Denny. Talk to me. You gotta save. And you're still not

done? You gonna bust my balls? You still going? No, dude, curse is over. You did

good, man. You did good, dude.

Whatever.

Hey, look, dude.

Now, the reason I've been giving you all this crap all day, I've been riding you

so hard, is because it reminds me of...

It reminds me of my... Probie Kill.

Yes. Yes,

I did.

All right? And the curse went on a lot longer than yours did. Trust me.

Living in Boston.

Always cold in Boston. I don't know what the deal with Boston is.

Hated the Celtics. Loved the city. So you understand my dilemma.

You know what, Rabbit? I get it. I really do.

You screwed up everything else in your life, and I guess that I am next.

I'm not going to try and stop you, Rabbit. You know, it's your decision.

You either pull yourself out of that deep, dank hole that you have willfully

descended into, or you just stay there.

Because I am sure as hell not getting dragged down there with you. I can't.

It's your call.

In or out.

What is it gonna be?

Is it this important to you?

Really, this isn't necessary.

Oh, no, but you're here. It's too late now.

Let me give you a little bit of the lay of the land.

The blonde chick talking to Tony at the bar?

Yeah. Yeah. If I could make some warning.

Man, woman.

I speak from experience.

With her?

Well, she tried.

You're bad.

The red-headed chick right there.

Checking you out, waving at you? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Don't get her any margaritas. Tequila makes her belligerent. Yeah? Yeah.

And her friend there, the chick beside her, if you get a lot of rum in her,

she'll give you a lap dance to remember.

If you get the right song on the jukebox. Yeah?

Lots of things that... And play there.

What song?

I don't know. Depends on her mood.

And how much room you give her.

Go forth and conquer.

You don't get it, do you?

What?

They're not why I'm here.

Let's go get a beer and a lap dance.