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Bruno, my boy. How could I forget?

It's been a long time.

I had a few guests round last night and haven't cleared up yet.

Sit yourself down.

- You're well. You got married, right? - How did you know?

- Through the grapevine. You don't want one? - Oh I do.

I'm on vacation.

I fixed all their noses.

That one...

used to look like the Elephant Man.

But not one of them called me

when I went bankrupt.

I was an asshole.

I missed the market for silicon tits.

I was so arrogant back then, I just thought...

it was a fad that had spilled across the Atlantic.

I should've known: Anything from the US...

is successful over here. Fischer,

the guy who swiped my clients back then, now he's refusing...

to invest in cock enlargement.

He's just as stupid as I was then.

If I was 30 years younger...

I would... jump at cock enlargements.

Sorry, I think I have to lie down for a bit.

I just wanted to say hello.

That's nice of you. I'll see you out.

Can you lend me a bit of money?

Sure.

Thanks.

Call me when you get there and tell me what it's like.

I promise.

- I'll miss you. - I'll miss you too.

I'll miss you.

I'll be back soon.

I'll call you.

"Prolegomena for a complete replication.

The following 80 pages contain proof that every genetic code,

regardless of its complexity, can be rewritten in a stable standard form.

This means that every kind of animal, however highly developed,

can be transformed into a similar species.

Humans included. 14 November 2001"

"Upturn the semi- rigid ones to solidify the dome..."

- Those fucking Chinese! - Hello?

- Did you just get here? - Yes.

Need some help with your tent?

- No, thanks. I'll manage. - Come on!

Stupid cow's still breast-feeding. But she does have nice tits.

I should stick around here. I should stick around here.

Now get up please!

You're tense, Jasmin. Don't do it if you don't feel up to it.

Thank you. Please hold hands.

You must feel your partner's tension.

And merge...

Always merging... observing the oneness of your bodies.

You can work in pairs.

Walk around the space.

Open your chakras, your energy center...

- and take time for your encounter. - Shall we?

- Come on. - How about it?

Sure.

- Shall we work together? - Us two?

Shall I massage you?

Bene.

- Hi. - Hi.

- Would you like a glass? - Yes, thanks.

- Cheers! - Cheers.

- You're not dancing? - No.

- African music is too... - Primitive?

No, of course not.

- Too rhythmic? - No, it's just not my rhythm.

But I do love Brazilian dancing.

- How are you? - Really good.

- And you? - Why Brazil?

- Because Brazil is full of energy. - Hey, dance the samba with me!

- Samba, all night long! - All I know is:

Fucking Brazil is full of mindless fanatics,

obsessed with soccer and motor-racing.

I see the massage did you good.

- I feel like I've been reborn. - It was very good...

We could go to Brazil together, Katja.

We could drive through the favelas in an armored minibus and look at

little 8-year- old killers and little whores dying of AIDS at 13.

Later we can hang out at the beach with filthy-rich drug dealers...

- and pimps. - You must have suffered a lot.

- Come on, let's go somewhere else. - What did Nietzsche say...

of Shakespeare? "What he must have suffered...

to be so desperate to play the clown."

Katja, I want to lick your pussy.

- Right now? - Yeah, sure.

I have a right to go in there. I have a right to go in there.

- Nice camper. - I can't tent any more:

- Back problems. - Do you know this place well?

I've been coming here for 5 years. I've had no choice...

since my husband left me for a younger woman.

- Cheers. - Cheers.

It's easier for men to grow old alone.

They drink bad wine, sleep and snore,

and the next day they start again,

- till they die, which doesn't take long. - Why do you think...

- it's different for women? - We're tougher.

We last longer. Our bodies are no longer desirable...

and we suffer because of it. We can't live...

without being loved.

We get a few one-night stands, but no love.

- That's men for you. - You're exaggerating a bit, Christiane.

I'd really like to turn you on.

I believe you.

I get the impression that you're quite nice.

Selfish and nice...

These courses are mostly attended by old women's libbers.

Talk to them and you'll see they don't believe...

in this shit about chakras, crystals and spectral vibrations.

- Hello Christiane. - Hello Katja. What are you up to?

- I'm going to 'Dance Your Job'. And you? - I'm just chatting.

See you then.

- Do you know her? - Oh yeah. I was in a flat...

share with her 20 years ago, but not for long.

I could never stand feminists.

That bitch and her friend were obsessed with rotating the kitchen chores.

Then, after turning every available man into a miserable, impotent neurotic,

they systematically mourned...

the end of masculinity.

So after sending their men packing they ended up getting humped...

by lousy Latino machos. Eventually they got themselves...

banged up and started making jam.

What are you thinking about?

About my life.

I used to love life. I loved life so much.

I was sensitive and loving,

and always enjoyed sex.

Something's gone wrong. I'm not sure I know what. But...

something's gone wrong in my life.

My life isn't much better.

My nerves are shot.

I drink and take loads of pills.

Will we see each other again?

I don't know how I'd get by without you.

Well... I'm sorry to say the test...

shows some abnormal cells.

It means we'll have to perform an abortion.

You were due here a month ago for a smeartest,

instead you go off the pill, without consulting me,

and get pregnant.

Do you like it?

- Yes, very much. - I've got more of them.

- If you like, I'll show you later. - Sure.

- When do you wear stuff like that? - Do you fancy going out?

Shall we have another drink?

- Hi. - Hi.

Your girlfriend's really sexy.

So is your boyfriend.

- Cheers! - Cheers!

- Have you been here before? - Not together.

We come every weekend. This is where we met.

We met in a whirlpool.

You can go ahead and touch me if Christiane allows.

Go ahead.

- You know that I'm very happy with you? - Really?

I think I'm very happy with you.

I'd like to live with you.

I suppose we were unhappy long enough.

We've had enough of that.

I think... I think we can be happy till the end.

I think I love you.

Really? I think I love you too.

- Hello. - Hello Michael, it's Edeltraud.

- Who? - Annabelle's mother.

Annabelle has had an abortion and she's not well.

She has to have another operation, that's why I'm calling you.

I see. I'll come at once.

- Hello Michael. - Hello.

She doesn't know I called you. She's okay,

but they removed her womb.

She's asleep upstairs now.

In all the years they've been married

they've never seriously argued. She managed the household.

He went to work and paid for the house.

They've spent all their free time and every night together.

Be careful!

For as long as I can remember...

they've always been faithful... and happy.

Never wanted more from life.

I'm so glad to be with you.

Really?

I'll stay with you until you're well again.

Annabelle?

Yes?

Will you come to Ireland with me?

Are those spots back again?

It's not that bad. I just can't take those pills...

for my backache any more. I'm somehow allergic to them.

- Don't worry. - But you have to see a doctor.

I promise.

What's the matter? What happened?

My back. I can't move.

The diagnosis is relatively simple. She has coccygeal necrosis.

It's reached an incurable stage.

Her legs will be permanently paralyzed. I'm sorry.

Why didn't you tell me?

It wouldn't have changed anything.

I wanted to enjoy my time with you for as long as I could.

I still have to get used to this.

You're moving in with me. You're coming to my place.

Are you sure?

Are you sure it's what you want?

Don't feel obliged.

You have a few years ahead of you. You're not obliged to spend...

the rest of your life with a cripple.

- Where should I take you? - Back to my flat.

It's better this way. You have to be sure...

it's what you want.

- What happened? - A women jumped from up there,

a disabled woman.

- What happened to her? - What do you think...

happened to her?

Bruno?

What happened?

I'm back.

Bruno, what's the matter?

I don't want to go on living.

You've got a 9:30 appointment with Dr. Sch�fer.

Take your tablets now.

- They don't help. - Yes, they do.

Without them, you'd be a lot worse.

- What will I do now? - Take your tablets.

- Good. I'll pick you up at 9:30. - May I come with you?

Come on.

Bruno, I have things to do.

Can I leave you alone for a moment?

See you later.

Christiane? Christiane?

Christiane?

Christiane?

It's a miracle!

- How could that happen? - It doesn't matter now.

The main thing is I'm here.

- It's all my fault. - No, it isn't.

I just snapped. I never would have thought...

I was capable.

- I'm such a coward. - No, you're not.

I even heard the phone but I was already in the air.

I don't ever want to be without you.

Never again.

Bruno?

Come on, I'll take you to your room. Your program's about to start.

Come on.

Hello.

- Hello. - We thought...

we'd pay a surprise visit.

We wanted to pick you up and go for a drive. It's so nice outside.

Thank you.

It was a great idea to come here.

Do you like it here?

It's lovely.

When are you going to Ireland?

Soon.

You can both come and visit us.

I think we'll stay here for now.