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My name is Sonny Cooke.

Before everything went insane, I, I had a really great life.

-Hi, sweetheart. - The biggest change

has been with my mom.

She looks like a different fucking person.

What? Dugga, you're high, okay?

Sonny, you just went through something really crazy.

I-I can see why you would want to pin that on your mom.

You can't go to the cops, okay?

They won't believe you.

I know a private detective.

Something's deeply fucked up with her.

What's her motive?

Why is she doing this?

Somebody saw something.

No way a person disappears without a trace.

Um, I heard Shovel saw a dead body in the woods,

out by the beaver pond.

Mm-mm, no, it wasn't Shovel.

It was Reggie Harris and Michaela Feingold

who saw the dead body.

No. No, up at the notch, Reggie gave Michaela a handjob.

If it's a girl, no one calls it a "handjob."

Some people do.

No, Shovel's the one who saw the dead body.

Are you kidding me? He literally makes stuff up all the time.

He told me that Sonny did a backflip at the dance.

Scott Penney did the backflip at the dance.

But Sonny body-checked Vogel,

like hard.

-That was crazy. -Yeah, that was crazy.

Honestly, not surprised.

-Sonny's always been a little... -Maybe repressed?

So sweet, though!

Like, a little full of shit.

Like, great guy, but it's like...

Don't be so peppy all the time.

I hate to even say this, but--

I like him having a freakout.

Love a freakout for him.

I just hope Sonny's okay. Right?

Mm-hmm.

Ethan, you make me feel so lonely.

Sonny?

Hey, sweetie, you were calling out to me in your sleep.

Morning.

Carbone wanted to suspend you

because of everything that happened with Vogel.

And I told him, no, that's not gonna happen.

But I changed my mind.

You're suspended, mister.

I just feel like I just--

I've missed so, so much stuff already, and--

I know.

I'm in the same boat.

But I called in sick, anyway.

So, you and I are gonna have a little mother-son day.

Why don't you get ready? Come on downstairs.

You got something for me?

Or are you just trying to order a pizza

on the burner I gave you?

No, no, no, no, look.

She's trying to trap me in the house with her.

Is she getting rough with you?

No. No, she... she...

She wants to spend time together.

Fuck.

This is starting to feel like a reverse cuckoo situation.

What-- What is that? Sorry.

The cuckoo bird lays its eggs

in another bird's nest,

and then it tricks the other mother

into taking care of its eggs.

So, a reverse cuckoo situation--

Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. That's great.

It's just, how is that helpful, like, right now?

There was a case in Oklahoma,

you know, a few years back, just like this.

This maniac woman breaks into a house,

gets rid of the parents,

and then, get this, she moves in

-and she raises the little kid as her own.

What happened to the kid?

He went to Harvard. What the fuck do I know?

The point is-- Nash!

-Nash! Don't eat it.

Okay, okay, thank you. Thank you, I just--

I-I need you to tell me, like, what to do right now.

That woman with you, whoever she is,

seems like she really wants a son.

So, give her a son.

No, no, I can't. I can't.

I can't do that.

Well, then slip a can of beans

into a tube sock and swing away.

I would say that that woman...

you know, she might be the only one who knows

what's happened to your mom.

Okay, okay. Okay.

Call me, if you need me. I'll be close.

Sonny?

Swap back before you leave, please.

Mallory, right?

Yeah. How'd I do?

You aced it.

Sweet.

And I'm guessing I did not.

Yeah, you bombed.

Oh.

But you've got a beautiful... mind.

Thank you.

Mallory.

Um, if I was to retake that, could you explain, like,

what the fuck is going on in that class?

Totally. I might just have a weird way of doing it

because I was homeschooled.

I've always wanted to be homeschooled.

What, you wanna spend all day with your parents?

Well, I bet you have, like,

cool, crunchy parents

who are, like, musicians.

-Ooh! Dead wrong.

-My dad's a pastor, but-- -Oh.

What do you think my parents are like?

-Guess. - Okay.

Uh, eee... They're...

MMA fighters who give good hugs.

I wish they were huggers.

Um, I have a free period right now.

Do you wanna maybe explain the test to me?

-I guess. Let's go.

No, not today.

This cannot happen today.

No, this has gotta stop. You guys are insane.

I-- I did not agree to that.

No, and you know what? You need to really--

You've gotta stop calling me.

-That's it, I'm done.

It's alive!

You're not wearing your sling.

Oh, the-- Yeah, yeah, yeah. I, I woke up and I was just like,

you know what? I feel, like, a lot butter-- Um, better...

-Really? -But you-- Looks like you did a lot of...

-Oh, I did. -...a lot of shopping.

I got so much fun stuff.

-Fun stuff. -And, most importantly...

brand-new phone.

I figured we shouldn't hold our breath

for them finding the old one, you know?

Thanks.

Costco was a zoo.

I thought, how's it gonna be busy

-at eight o'clock in the morning? -Wait, Costco?

-Yeah. -Don't-Don't I have your Costco card?

Oh, I grabbed it, from your wallet. But, by the way,

-and very importantly...

...I got you your own Costco card.

-Thanks. -Now you're not gonna have

-to borrow mine anymore. -Hmm.

Well, listen, we have a day.

We can do whatever the F we want.

We can make something yummy.

-Yeah, how 'bout Chicken Nummers?

Oh.

You remember how to make it, right?

-Our special soup. -Of course.

-Something wrong? -Um, no. Yeah, it's, um...

It's been a long time.

I know, I just really want Chicken Nummers,

just exactly the way you used to make it.

Okay.

Sour Patch Kids are vegan, Pringles are vegan,

I think, and Oreos are vegan.

They are not!

Yes, they are! Oreos are vegan.

Then, what is this cream made out of?

Yeah, I decided to go vegan

when I found out that cows have best friends.

And then I saw a cow get its head chopped off.

Oh shit.

You're kinda nuts, dawg.

Thanks.

Have you heard anything...

...about this, like, party thing tonight?

Shovel started a rumor

about a dead person in the woods.

Okay, he's an idiot.

And it's also just an excuse for him to get drunk.

-Sweet. -No. Shovel's, like, troubled.

Yo, Chloe.

Lemme get 10 bucks, it's for charity.

Oh shit, what's up, Mallory?

-Hi. - Yo, what's up?

All I can remember is your

eighth-grade Spanish name.

It was Raul.

Oh, word. And you were, um, uh, Raquita, right?

-Mm-mm. - No? Damn.

Uh, alright, hold on, hold on. It was Raquel!

No. Raquel? How dare you.

Right. Oh, Sonny says you're, like, back in normal people school now.

-Yeah. - Dope.

You know my boyfriend?

Yes. Yeah, back in the day.

We haven't really, um, like,

we haven't really kept in touch much.

Speaking of which, I spoke to Carbone.

He said Sonny got suspended.

-What? -Yeah, I mean, it's fine.

He needs the rest.

Uh, I don't think he has his phone right now.

Yeah, but he might have his laptop.

Francesca!

-Yo soy Francesca! -Ah!

Nice!

-♪ I meet destiny here with you ♪

♪ All my life ♪

-♪ I've dreamed of your every move ♪

♪ I meet destiny here in your ♪

- These colors are so springy. -♪ Arms ♪

♪ Now I believe it ♪

-♪ I meet destiny here with you ♪

-♪ All my life ♪

♪ I've dreamed of your every move ♪

-♪ I... ♪

Uh, excuse me.

Can you please help me figure out what to do with these guys?

-Yeah.

I just-- I, uh, I thought you were--

I thought you were gonna make the soup.

Alright, you don't like this stuff?

It's just, we don't--

We don't normally decorate this time of year, so...

I know, I was just thinking new beginnings, and--

-Shit. Hold on.

- Everything okay?

Uh, yes. Yes.

So, was the body male or female?

Weldon!

Okay, what color was the hair?

Are you guys-- Are you guys dating?

-No. What? That's-- -No. No.

-He's my cousin. -No.

Yeah.

You should, uh, you should come to my party later.

I'm throwing it with, uh, Dylan and Jerm,

like, out in the woods.

Meet a ton of people.

You should come up, bring some friends if you want.

-Hey! Hi. -Hey, what's up?

We forgot to exchange numbers.

For math, or anything else.

Yeah, that would be ♪ Great ♪

What's up, Chloe?

Hi.

Thanks.

-Ooh! Sonny's texting you.

-Oh. -That's... cool.

Yeah, he, um...

I thought you guys weren't in touch?

He-- We haven't really

been in touch at all since I've been back.

He's actually texting Weldon.

Uh, he's texting both of us.

They're cousins, they're not dating.

♪ When it's singing in my head ♪

♪ All those lovely things you said ♪

♪ I'm coming home ♪

♪ I am home ♪

You're making me regret that I got you that phone.

Wanna come help out a little bit?

Yeah, just tell me what to do and I'll, I'll do it.

Herb sachet, all you.

Alright.

I don't...

I don't see our secret ingredient.

Oh!

Nutmeg!

Did you think I forgot?

I was actually a little surprised that you

asked to make this

'cause I didn't realize that you would make the connection

between then and now,

you know, with the hospital and being sick.

'Cause that was the first time we made Chicken Nummers.

I was so scared.

You had meningitis for the second time.

And I just couldn't do anything

except hold your little teeny tiny hand.

And then you started asking for "nummers."

And I'm like, "What is it, honey? What is it?"

And then you finally said,

"The chicken soup with the nummers."

And I was like, nutmeg!

My special secret ingredient!

That's when I knew you were gonna be okay.

And you know what? We're gonna be okay.

-Shit!

Hey, who, who keeps calling you?

Um... Carbone, you know.

-Carbone? -Yeah.

He's been calling you all day.

Yeah, you know how he is.

So, why don't you pick up? 'Cause there could be, like,

a serious problem at school that you're ignoring.

Shit! Fuck!

Ay, yi, yi, yi, yi, yi, yi, yi. Yeah, shit.

Um...

-Fuck. -Wait. Here, I'm gonna get

the first aid kit.

Oh, hi, there you are.

You're reading my journal?

You know you're not supposed to do that.

You shouldn't be looking at this.

Honey, that's my journal from the first time

you were in the hospital.

I pulled it out because it helped me remember--

Yeah, just like how you remembered the nutmeg, yeah?

Are you expecting someone?

Don't worry about it. It's probably a delivery.

Don't! No!

Probably a-- It's probably a--

Um, this was--

-I can re-- No, Sonny. S-Sonny!

-♪ In your hands ♪

-Sonny. Sonny, please.

♪♪

Hi, Chloe.

Hi. Ooh.

Hi.

What is this?

Bobo, are you bleeding?

Did he ask you to come over?

No, I, I just wanted to check on him.

Has he been acting weird with you?

I think that the whole car accident thing is--

It's still a big deal.

-I have a cousin who...

...who actually lives in Spain

and she fell off a ladder one time

and she got really bad PTSD...

-I'm listening. -...for, like, a year, so.

She's-She's okay now

-'cause they have good healthcare. -Um, great.

Um, I... I think I-- I think I have to go to Urgent Care.

-Okay. - Um, Sonny?

Uh, honey, I think I need a stitch.

So, uh, I'm gonna just run out very quickly.

Can you stay here with him?

Of course! Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I think it'd be better if you guys stay downstairs. Yeah.

Bye, guys!

Um...

What were you-- What were you saying to her?

I... was telling her about my cousin,

the one from Spain.

Oh.

-Yeah, she, um,

said that you were acting weird.

She said I was, I was acting weird?

-Well... -She's fucking--

She's acting weird!

Yes, I, I know. She--

She basically just told me to supervise you while she's away.

I think that she's worried

that we're gonna have sex.

Really?

Yeah, that's why she told us to stay down here.

Are you okay?

Your hands smell nice.

So, what do you wanna do?

What do you want to do?

...but difficult to prove.

You're telling me Hitler had a base on the moon?

Th-There's no way the Nazis

didn't have a base on the moon

because the alien technologies needed a landing spot.

And there's simply too much technology showing up

from the Germans and, uh, from the Nazi regime itself...

What are you up to?

Getting some cash out?

Fuck me.

-Shit.

Ellen?!

-No way! - Oh, my God.

-Hi. -Hey!

-Hi! -Oh, it's so cool you came.

Oh, my God, it's 20 minutes until happy hour's over.

-Oh-- -The teachers are gonna be so excited

that you're here.

Yeah, I know.

Um, Tuesday.

Yeah!

I wanted to come so bad,

and then I got here, and I'm like,

"I, I can't do this. I have to go back to Sonny."

-Uh, I just-- -So, you're just gonna smoke

a secret cigarette behind the bar,

then-- and then take off?

So busted. I don't smoke. I--

It's just, like, I'm a little stressed out.

I smoke when I'm...

One drink, it'll be good.

Caretakers need care, too.

Okay.

What?

Um...

When I was originally planning this night, I...

I bought a sex toy.

A... a sex toy?

Y-Yeah.

Oh, like, for your butt?

-No. Not for my butt.

-For, for you, obviously. -Oh... oh, for me.

Well... what were you gonna do

while I was using that?

-Fire off some texts to the homies.

Make some nuggets.

-Maybe get a haircut. -Oh, my God.

Where'd you just go?

I don't know.

Can you promise me something?

Yeah.

If you ever want to...

break up, or...

be with someone else...

just tell me.

Hey.

What?

What do you mean?

I...

It's just what I want.

I definitely don't want to break up with you, and-and...

I... really don't want my...

weirdness to... to hurt us, you know?

I like your weirdness.

He saw a dead body?

He says he saw a dead body,

but please consider the source.

Who saw it? Bucket?

No, Shovel. Shawn Vallejo.

Oh!

Did anybody do any follow-up?

I think it's just a story.

-I saw him credit-card Dylan. -What's that, credit-carding?

-Credit-carding? -That's when you

slide your hand between someone's butt cheeks.

-Like a credit card.

- So, wait, did, did Carbone

reach out to have the cops break up the party, or...?

"Carbone?" To my husband, I call him, "Carboner."

Jen!

Guys, I'm so sorry, I'm--

-I'm gonna have to go. - Aw!

'Cause Sonny's at home, and, you know?

But I'm so glad I came.

- I'll walk you out. -And I'll see you tomorrow.

-Okay. Oh, okay, thanks. - Bye-bye!

Bye, everybody.

I feel bad that I called him Carboner.

-Oh, shit.

Who is it?

Weldon.

He said, have you, have you heard anything about a "Dead Body Party"?

Oh, my God, it's a Shovel thing.

Wait, Shovel...

Shovel saw a dead body?

Definitely not.

Do you think he was able to tell, like, who it was?

Or, like, what, what it looked like?

No, it-it-- It's fake. That's why it's, like, a party.

Right, right, of course. Obviously.

Well... maybe...

we should go. You wanna go?

Really?

Yeah. Right?

I like this for us.

Party on a weeknight.

-Party on a weeknight! -Mwah!

Um, maybe you should leave a note for your mom

-so she knows where you are. -Yeah.

-Like, shoot her a text or something. -For sure.

Thanks.

Did you have fun?

Uh, yeah.

-Uh, yeah, that was fun. -Yeah.

Did you ever talk to Sonny?

-How did that go? Yeah? -Yeah, yeah. It was good.

We had, like, a trust-building session.

-Oh, yes. -Talked about moms.

Did you end up reaching out to Susan Randall?

-Uh... -She's-- I feel like she'd be helpful.

She's the therapist above the bike shop that--

Oh! Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I guess she's really busy. She was checking her schedule.

She may not be taking new clients, but, you know...

we have you, so.

You do...

have me.

I-- No, thank you. Oh, that's nice.

-I mean... -Sor-- No, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

-I... Thank you. -I'm so sorry.

-I appreciate that, but I'm-- -I'm sorry. I'm-- I know.

-Yeah. -It's a, it's a--

-It's a vulnerable time for... -No, it's okay.

I-I can handle it. I'm handling it.

-Good, good. -Um, I would really appreciate it, though,

if you... continue to talk to Sonny.

-'Cause it-- -Yeah, yeah.

He really likes you.

-He thinks you're artsy.

I do, I do love art.

Mary Oliver...

-Okay, thank you so much. -Okay, yeah.

-Sorry for... -No, I'm sorry.

Don't tell anybody about the cigarette.

-Be safe, please. -Okay.

♪ Run it back, run it back, run it back, blitz... ♪

♪♪

♪ I'm on a dream team, it's cool if they sleep now ♪

Hold my hand?

♪ I need some big rings, 'cause by time they wake up ♪

♪ We gon' be sky walking, we gon' be way up... ♪

Sonny?

Sonny, I got something for you.

Who's this?

Shit!

♪ G-g ♪

♪ G-g ♪

♪ G-g-guess you had to be there ♪

Sew faster.

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