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Are you crazy?

It wasn't us.

What do you mean, it wasn't you?

It was the ones up there.

Hey, you.

Fuck, he saw me.

Seriously?

Yes, he did!

Did you break my window?

We're studying for our A-levels, you idiot. I swear it was the kiddos.

Why does everybody believe the older ones?

Liars!

Dude, what the fuck.

- Party poopers! - What's wrong with them?

Disrespectful, dude.

Hello!

I know you are in there.

- Dude, hand one over. - Open the door!

Gorgeous.

Open up.

Regarding the broken window,

don't worry about that.

My insurance will cover it.

You probably feel frustrated, unmotivated,

powerless,

or neglected,

or weak.

Understandable at your age I felt the same.

Turn off the music.

Chernobyl.

The wall.

Helmut Kohl.

Anyways, it doesn't matter.

Maybe have a look at this.

Our party wants to integrate you and your vision.

But you have to learn to take responsibility,

like in those programs with the youth offenders of any gender.

There, you take care of animals.

Then you lean to take care of yourself, too.

Did you have a look at this?

Yes, and that's for the little one.

Please take care of him for two days.

Mr. Lundner.

You should have listened to us.

What?

Up there.

Gorgeous.

SLACKERS

Do you even know,

how rare that bird is?

It almost doesn't exist anymore.

It's practically extinct.

I'm going to talk to my daughter.

Quick!

Nicola!

Nicola!

Nicola!

Please move out!

Do you know that game, when you're not allowed to step on the line?

Sure, dude.

- Do silverfish have any use, honestly? - No, they just hang out.

- They're gross, dude. - No, they look like worms.

They might go into your hair and crawl around a bit.

They don't even bite.

- You're sleeping and they crawl around! - All insects are good except wasps.

- They're crawling... what? No! - Wasps are like yuppies.

- Spiders are intrusive. - They're not!

They should keep to their space and not intrude into mine!

They have their corners. They should stay there.

How many mosquitoes would we have without spiders?

Bro, the spider in this fucking toilet yesterday

- wouldn't catch any mosquito! - it was chilling out!

It's disrespectful. It's gotta stay in its corner.

All insects are beautiful. Just like us humans.

Except wasps.

Nope, nope, nope!

- You can't exclude just one thing. - Yes, I can!

Create criteria systematically to exclude things.

You can't say: “All good but wasps.”

The problem with wasps is,

They're not even cool or make honey! They steal honey!

- Silverfishes aren't cool either. - Have you ever watched Maya the Bee?

I'll never let you in my apartment again.

- I was already inside. - Someone would have told me, dude.

My mum would have realized.

- I'm a ninja. - What ninja, dude?

“Ninjago”

I wear one of those suits walking in like this.

Throwing everything onto the bed.

Still, the surveillance camera is a problem.

No, because I'm a Ninjago.

- Nobody can see me. - Everbody can see you, dude.

- No! - Yes!

I am faster than the speed of light.

“Flash” is dishonorable compared to me.

You could hide in Harry Potter's cloak.

Fuck it, dude. I'm Ninjago.

I am fine with my silverfish. We are living together!

- Sure dude, but... - Talking about “disgusting”

I killed like eight moths yesterday.

I was running through the flat, like “smash”, “smash”.

They were so scared. They got what was happening.

They were on the ceiling, afraid of me.

- Dude. - I shouted at them.

When I talk to you, I kinda lose hope in humanity. Frankly.

I

am not human at all. Just to be clear.

What are you then?

I am a silverfish.

I can't do this any more. Really.

I'm never going into your apartment again.

Weather forecast and news from the capital with Carolin di Galleti.

Friday at the pool, friday at the ice cream store

or friday at the demonstration.

How ever you start the weekend, watch out with the heat!

From the Alps to Flensburg: Heavy heat!

A new record of 39.3 degrees was set in Munich.

And also in Berlin we reached 39.2 degrees.

Fittingly, the global climate movement calls for a general strike.

The police expects up to 200.000 people

at the Brandenburg Gate.

The organisers hope for twice as much.

Come in numbers, take a stand.

Don't let the temperatures stop you.

3.58€.

Hi Hadi.

You'll put it on my tab, won't you?

Gorgeous. Thank you very much.

No way. Stay put.

Darling. You have to pay sometimes.

That looks kind of contradictory.

What do you mean?

Longing.

Dreams.

Future.

The fool and the two of wands.

Tell me,

Are you longing for indifference?

Not at all.

But there are still 29.30€ on your tab.

I am aware of that.

I'll soon charge interest.

Yes, of course.

I mean it.

This stays here.

But I already opened it!

I don't care.

Hold on.

Listen to me.

The German National Bank, prints 175,000 euros

just to raise liquidity.

Completely out of nowhere.

So why not accept my 0.35€ as a deposit for

your 1.90€ potato chips?

No way.

But, just being polite:

What did you actually wish for?

I won't tell you.

But something about the future.

Are not all wishes somehow connected to the future?

Listen, do you know this feeling,

when thoughts about the future float around,

like a balloon?

They circle around themselves

like a possible

360 degree rotation.

Anything is possible, but the

balloon is burning.

Do you know that?

I don't think so.

Dude, she is amazing, right?

I've seen her around earlier.

Somehow I want to be that free too. Do you get me?

She doesn't give a fuck about anyone around her.

Go and join her.

No, I am too scared.

Why not?

Actually?

Seriously.

Yolo.

No, I'm not doing it.

I just decided: I'm too cool for dancing.

Then don't.

Come here!

...ensuring sustainable food production.

Over the past few years, various factors have contributed

to the dramatic decline in bee colonies.

One of the main problems is intensive agriculture

which uses pesticides and herbicides.

The Amazon rainforest, often referred to as "the lungs of the earth",

is one of the most fascinating and important ecosystems on our planet.

With a surface area of more than 6.7 million square kilometers,

...contributes to global warming.

In the center of this crisis, insects play a major role.

Where is Dad?

- What are you doing here? - I live here.

Am I no longer allowed to be here?

Isn't there anything good to eat?

We have pasta.

- Those? - Yeah.

Not edible.

It's so gross in here.

Would you rather be a fish in an awesome aquarium,

but not in the sea

or an ant,

free, but in Berlin?

Why aren't you going to any demonstrations?

What for?

Aren't they saving the world?

Do you know how to save the world?

All bark, no bite.

Doesn't anybody want to open the door?

- Your turn! - Your turn!

Come on. It's your turn.

No, thanks. I went last time.

To be young today means to grow up with burning forests.

To be young today means not having air to breathe.

To be young today means not having a safe home.

It hurts to be hopeful.

It hurts to think about the future.

It hurts not to have role models.

It hurts to continue investing in fossil fuels.

It hurts to grow up in a world

in which thousands of people die of heat.

It hurts that people lose their homes

because of drought, because of flood,

because of our policy. Enough!

Hello?

Four cheeses with a cheese rim.

That's 10.95€.

Do you think 5.30€ are enough?

Are you serious?

- Draw a card for me. - 5.40€?

- Then you have to memorize it. - 5.45€?

Don't bullshit me.

5,60€?

- Drum roll! - How dare you?

5.65€, a coffee and 1/4 of the pizza.

- Was this your card? - That's all I have. Please!

What the fuck.

What am I supposed to tell my boss?

No?

Wait! Do you want to take it back with you?

- Gen-Z, bro. - Dude.

Next number!

For how long can I stay here?

Honestly, forever.

What happened?

A bird freed itself from its cage.

Then, the owner blamed it on us.

Yes.

What if we go looking for the bird?

I doubt we would find it.

Berlin is huge.

You are so pessimistic.

So what if I am?

Don't you dare, dude.

- Get up! - Certainly not.

Dude!

My queen of hearts!

Noah! You're always breaking my things.

What's wrong with you? You are such a “snail pooper”!

Get out.

You can do anything. Instead, you're rotting in here.

What are you coming at me for? Just leave me alone!

I don't care about anything.

Come on!

We are going to find the bird!

Leave me alone!

You can't complain about everything,

and then do nothing about it.

Dude, where does that come from?

Are you Goethe or what?

What if the bird is afraid all alone?

He wants to go to the jungle.

The bird doesn't give a damn!

If you're not looking for the bird I'll go mute forever.

and it's your fault.

Then go mute.

It's better for all of us.

You suck!

He'll come back.

We are here.

We are loud.

Because you are stealing our future.

Feel like some slushy?

“MythIP” writes: Gasoline in a bottle with a burning rag

hitting a wall...

Don't we have to add some alcohol?

Here it says “gasoline”.

- We're doing it right. - Are you sure?

Where the bottle breaks,

it goes “boom”.

Only against the wall, right?

- Where did he come from? - What did you see?

Gosh, guys!

What did you see?

What's your name?

Do you know what they stand for?

They want to take everything from you. Even your chicken nuggets.

Ulli!

Maybe he doesn't speak German!

Calm down.

Let's just let him go.

You can keep a secret, right?

I'm letting you go now.

You're going to wait here until we're gone and

count to 62.

Noah, where have you been?

We looked for you everywhere!

Shit.

Come down from there.

Hey, you psychos!

What's wrong with you?

Did my brother catch you having a circle jerk?

Fuck off.

No way.

You're not scared?

Of a prick like you?

You sure?

How about now?

Not a chance.

Ramona!

Hey, Matze!

Ulli, please stop it.

Is everything alright?

Let's go, Noah is up there.

What the fuck are you doing?

Noah, come down, we're leaving.

Come on, let's go, please.

Ulli, we're leaving.

Come on, we're going home.

So pathetic.

Are you alright?

I'm fine.

That guy almost strangled you.

No way, man.

He was just trying to prove himself.

Is that the bird?

No, it's small, white and orange.

- Isn't it this one? - You're so clueless.

Hey, stop it, I'm being bullied.

He's in the middle, that's perfect!

Why me?

Two against one!

All against all.

- Do you think, aliens exist? - Of course.

There is our galaxy and a thousand more.

One hundred percent there are other living beings somewhere.

What thousand galaxies?

Dude, the universe is infinite.

Exactly! So what thousand galaxies?

Or more. Whatever. A hundred thousand or three million.

It's infinite, stop throwing numbers around.

That's what I said. It's infinite.

If we exist, then there are probably...

Sorry.

Probably, a hundred percent there are aliens.

Or maybe we exist again. The three of us.

- in a parallel universe. - We are the aliens.

Exactly in the same world. At the very same moment, in the grass.

It's not the exact same moment. Something is different.

- No, no, no, no. - Yes, it is.

The probability that anything is identical is way too low.

The universe is too big. that's why it could happen.

You just found out that the universe is infinite.

- That's not true! - He thought that there was only one galaxy!

I thought there were two galaxies!

- Two galaxies? - No, it's infinite!

You said it yourself.

No!

Look!

What?

The bird!

We can find him.

No, we can't. You have to go home.

You're never at home either.

Moni, come on!

Please, please, please, please,

Listen.

I don't want to ruin the fun here,

but I can't spend the whole day taking care of you.

That's not an option.

Geez, Noah!

He'll find his way home.

Would you rather live in a high-rise apartment building

and stare at a single-family house?

Or live in a single-family house, like a posh one,

and stare at the high-rise?

Hold on.

I think,

I would live in the high-rise to stay true to myself.

Wouldn't it drive you nuts

to always stare at that fancy detached house?

I just wouldn't look outside.

- Dude. Don't bullshit me. - Listen, if you...

You see it everytime you go out.

Yeah, well, blinders.

You're still staring ahead.

- You'll still be looking out of your window. - Blinders straight at the ground.

Blue eyes might even suit you.

Look at me again!

Actually no. God did a good job,

not giving you blues eyes.

You can tame a chicken.

With a lasso, like this. First I'll catch it.

Put a huge muzzle over its beak.

Before you even manage the lasso,

or the muzzle,

the chicken will have pecked you to death, man! Like this.

You'll end up without eyes.

Sure, but...

Besides, the ponies!

That makes a good business.

Mini ponies like that? Such a good little zoo.

We'll be raking in the cash.

Hold on.

Isn't that Till in there?

A brief introduction,

so the head meets the emotions.

One of our followers writes:

“What if we go over 1.5 degrees?”

The most important thing, dear follower:

The climate catastrophe didn't come out of nowhere.

Behind it are political decisions.

What an overachiever.

I think they should all take it down a notch.

Take it down a notch?

I don't know.

I thought he wouldn't do anything after his A-levels, like everybody.

Or like us.

And at that point there's a big problem.

Who decides about the future?

Why is it always people over fourty

and not the younger ones, who are the most affected?

And why is it only the people from the Global North who are heard?

Once again it's the structure we need to talk about.

Let's see how long we'll keep doing that.

- What do you mean, dude? - Where's the entrance here?

Talk to me, man!

Belonging and the feeling of having a hand in shaping the world,

that is a privilege.

That brings us to a topic that's often overlooked.

Can you please start again?

Or wait a second.

We'll have lunch then.

We haven't ordered anything yet.

We?

That was your task Till!

What's up, dude? Are you at Hollywood now?

Fuck, dude. Ramona!

I don't know them.

Sorry. But, well:

Hey, guys, I'm Ramona.

I am Nico.

- I didn't invite them. - Doesn't matter.

Yo Till! What's up?

You've been away for so long. What's going on with you? Working?

Guys, we're at work here.

You can't just burst in like that.

Doesn't look like you're working, to be honest.

You can't just show up here.

Little bit of a weird vibe here. Let's just...

Guys, what the...

Is it with you?

Not with me.

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Don't think so, but isn't that our bird?

Pretty sure it is.

Do you have a “catching net” or something?

- We don't have a “fishing net”. - Or a plastic bag?

- It's there! - We don't have anything like that.

- Can I use the ladder? - No!

- Shall I hold it? - There it is!

- Let's go! - It's enough guys.

I'll give you a boost!

Excuse me! Excuse me!

- Dude, Ramona! - Sorry!

Overarchiever!

Thank you!

Dude, get in touch. Hit us up.

- Sure. - Thanks again.

Watch out.

If you had to choose a tagger's name,

what would you go for?

Listen. I'd be like Icarus.

but call myself Sisyphus.

This guy who's always failing somehow.

He's not really failing, but...

Do you know what I mean?

Yeah, like an intellectual vibe.

I mean, I am an intellectual.

- Don't shake it like that. - Why not?

It'll get “head trauma” or something.

What's a “head trauma”?

It has such a small head. And if you shake it

- its brain will bumb against the sides. - This is a bird.

- That's why! - Not a human!

Could we sit down?

Sure, we can do that.

Listen.

Try not to worry, okay?

I get that you're afraid. Really.

Look on the bright side. We have everything now,

what is your mom supposed to say now?

Everything is fine, I think.

Ladies and gentlemen!

Hold it and press play when I tell you.

Let yourself be enchanted.

Even if it's on the go.

And one, two.

Three.

- It's so bad. - It's so good.

It wasn't that magical.

That's not the point.

What else can you do?

Let things float.

Pull bunnies out of hats.

Show us a bunny, then.

Was this your card?

The Queen of Hearts.

Dude, Ramona.

Are you capable of anything?

Seriously, is there a single thing you don't mess up?

- Nico, chill out. - I won't.

Dude!

You're such a fucking slacker!

Dude.

Take a look at the word.

You don't know what it means either!

Fuck you!

Thanks to you I'm going home empty-handed.

You didn't care about that fucking bird anyway.

When will you get it? You will never please her.

It was all your shitty idea!

We never should've freed the bird.

My idea?

It was ours.

It's not fair to put the blame just on me!

You know that, don't you?

It's really hard with you sometimes, you know?

What did you mean earlier?

What?

What are your plans after the summer?

Why?

Do you want to invest in bitcoin now or buy a yacht?

Come on, lay off it.

Am I wrong?

Your parents will pay your way through life anyway, won't they?

If you wanted to, you could.

I'm a real loser, man.

Just pathetic.

I can't get anything together.

After this summer, we won't be hanging out anymore.

They'll put you into some elite thing,

get caviar for breakfast.

Yeah, right. You're exaggerating.

I'm not.

Ramona, don't!

Nobody would miss it.

Damn.

What are you doing here?

Some people just don't have that.

You already know what's going to happen anyway.

Come on Ramona, that's enough. Let's just go.

I'm really fed up.

You can't change anything anyway. The world is fucked.

Why do some people think it's not?

Could someone explain this to me now? I don't get it.

At least be honest and don't pretend

that everyone can do everything.

- Moni, please come. - I'm right, am I not?

I see what you're saying.

But don't you believe in anything?

What's the point? Will it make someone come and save the world?

- Dude, was that you? - We want an apology!

Forget it! Now you owe me one.

What happened?

Stop!

- Noah, don't! - Why?

Whatever, just do it.

Are you stupid?

Ramona!

Are you stupid?

What's wrong with you?

Ramona, chill!

It's a child!

I got her, okay?

Take it down a notch.

I got her.

Is this how it looks in my head?

The world is a pretty big place, right?

What's the mosquito doing here?

Annoying.

Are you okay?

Yes.

Excuse me, ladies?

Have we lost our way?

My little brother just passed through here.

We just quickly wanted to get him, if that's okay?

I'll do it.

We can get him ourselves.

That's completely unnecessary.

Jessy darling, can you check the “Ocean Settlement”

to see if there's a little toddler somewhere?

Yes, thank you.

Don't you think you'll get cavities?

Nope. But maybe diabetes.

Why do you care?

The sweets are for guests.

Bless you!

Hi.

Thank you very much.

Number twelve is at the top, second floor on the left.

Thank you.

“Four-cheese deluxe”?

For me!

Oh, thank god.

Keep the change. Thank you!

Have a nice day.

Do you have a pizza cutter?

Of course.

May I?

The bird flew out of the window.

Don't worry. Come here.

Why “Hotel Exotic”?

Ain't talkin' to me anymore?

We'll stick to formal language, yes?

Isn't there an age where you want to feel younger?

Or is that not the case for men?

Here you go.

Do you also have a plate?

Really?

- Like this? - Yes.

Tell me.

1...2...3

Hello!

It's stable.

That is gorgeous! You're doing a great job.

Do you feel like you're an airplane?

Oh, my God.

You really gotta hold him up for a long time, Nico.

- I'm trying! - Ramona!

Disgusting.

Your turn!

Dude!

- Stay where you are! Noah! - No!

I got him! It's not me anymore.

You can't do it twice.

- Since when are we playing tag? - Since forever.

Since forever?

Please not the “wrestling move”!

- What is that? - I have no idea.

Just imagine: “What are you up to on Friday night?”

And you answer:

I get my ass on my “metal donkey” and cruise through the city.

With lots of tunes.

It's kind of a bike rave, dude. What “metal donkey”?

Let's go! Why don't we have a bike?

Hey!

Look!

Speed up, dude.

We've made it!

Quiet.

It looks exactly the same, doesn't it?

Yeah, man.

It's even threatened with extinction.

Quiet. Let me do it.

Let me do it!

I am much better with animals.

If you take it out it will fly away again!

- You're ruining everything! - It's you!

I'm going to open it now.

Stop it!

No!

- Only because you're a “snail pooper.” - Fuck off.

- Be quiet, man! - I'm twice as cool and...

Hey, look guys!

I'll be right back.

I can't let you out alone at this time of night.

And there have to be some consequences.

Why are you even doing this nonsense?

Well, we need the bird.

Then go shopping.

But we have no money.

At your age.

I was extremely ambitious.

I wanted to see the world.

You've got to work hard for that.

But that's child labor.

That's not fair!

My sister, Nico and me in a few years' time.

We are the generation that has to save the world.

We have to fix what you have messed up.

Can you imagine the level of stress?

What did you do when you were 17 or 18?

Or 11 and three quarters, like me?

You were probably full of nonsense.

That's exactly what we want, too.

But we're not allowed.

You're putting all the responsibility on us. That's bullshit!

I'm afraid of what's to come.

I'm afraid of living in a world that you've created.

Nobody apologizes for it. But you could do that now.

Let us leave. Us and the bird.

Give us back our youth!

Excuse me.

Can you say that again?

We got to save the world. That's unfair.

We want to leave and we want the bird.

Noah wake up. We're here.

- What should I tell Dad? - Well, the truth.

What is the truth?

- Just make something up. - Fine.

When are you coming home?

You know what I asked myself the other day?

What?

Do you live longer if you study?

You mean, with a degree you'll be like...

78 and without you'll only be 76?

Not that young.

More like 100, maybe 105.

I think it's really old.

Do you know what's also really cool?

If we were grannies we'd be the most amazing.

With cats and perms?

Actually. Listen.

Hairdressing salons that are still open at two in the morning.

That's a pretty good business idea.

We might find something else.

- Something will come up. - How do you know?

I don't. I just believe it.

You kind of sound like that pastor, dude. No joke.

I thought we weren't going to stop?

Can you give me a quick hug?

I'm in "Who wants to be a millionaire?"

I'm going to be a millionaire. That's the truth.

I'll buy you all a house.

You mess up on the €0 question.

- You'd mess up at the interview. - She wouldn't.

You need to have an interview for that show?

- “Hi! I'm perfect for this because...” - “I'd be a good millionaire!”

That's where you'd mess up!

- Even spelling your name. - What?

I must have an ice cream

within the next ten minutes. Or I quit.

Back to positions.

Should I say it again or just “end-clap” it?

1 year, 7 months, 5 days, 9 hours and 37 minutes later...

That’s what you call “ten minutes”?

You’d rather say:

Thank you, dearest, most brilliant Ramona, for getting a car.

- What are you staring at? - Nothing.

I’m just glad. Now it’s the three of us in the pictures.

You. Me. And your suitcase.

It’s like polyamory. Very modern!

This is wierd.

Well, hope dies last.

Wise words.

Very wise. You know who I am.

Wait!

Shall he protect you from speed cameras.

You baptised me.

I won’t ever forgive you.

Sure you will.

You love me. You’d die for me.

Die?

You would not die for me?

I don’t know if I’d even die for myself.

That doesn’t make sense.

No! The airbag!

Do you hear that?

Let’s go!

You just broke the car.

There’s something.

That’s an Iphone charching cable.

- Oh is it? - Yes.

Let’s just call your father.

Ramona?

You didn’t tell him?

Hang on a sec.

Something’s moving?

Fuck!

I took my fucking vacation for this!

We could hitchhike.

Young people like us do that.

I go home.

Nico, we can’t give up like that!

Dude. We have your progenitor's junk car.

And you can’t even call him.

There’s nothing to give up.

My fucking vacation. In fucking Berlin. In fucking february.

You sound like a forty-year-old retiree with burnout.

What’s wrong with you?

The retirement age is 67.

- Isn’t your mom on holiday herself? - Nope.

She’d disinherit me, dude.

You hate your job.

You’re always grumpy, the state doesn’t care.

Universities constantly reject you.

What’s the point? Want to cheer me up?

What I want to say: You need an adventure.

And that could be begin with your mother’s car.

You know what it could begin with?

With calling your father.

Got a better idea.

I’ll destroy you.

- Show me. - Sure.

Promise to take all important decisions like that.

- I promise. - Great.

One, two, three.