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For Paradise Film Distribution Company
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a Paradise producers' centre production
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SW-AURUM Film company
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Arthur Smolyaninov
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Anna Starshenbaum
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Olga Popova
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Gosha Kutsenko
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Ivan Okhlobystin
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Sergei Puskepalis
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Andrei Leonov
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Irina Hakamada
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A film by Vera Storozheva
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Written by Natalia Nazarova
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Director of Photography
Oleg Kirichenko
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Production design by
Sergei Tyrin
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Music by Gary Miller
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sound by Eugene Chaiko
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Costume design by
Marina Ananyeva
Irina Lunina
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Makeup by Galina Ustimenko
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edited by Mikhail Igonin
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Young man!
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You have snow on your head.
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A foreigner!
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You all just walk hatless...
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...and then say it's cold in Russia.
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Executive producers
Anna Popova
Armen Adilkhanyan
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Russia? So I'm in Russia?
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Yes, in Russia.
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Where else?
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Produced by
Tatiana Sergeenko
Vera Storozheva
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I'm so sick of this planet.
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General Producers
Gevorg Nersisyan
Armen Manasaryan
Arthur Nersesyan
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Yes!
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Sasha, Happy coming New Year!
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Oh, it's you, dad?
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What time is it?
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5 p.m.
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What?
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It's 5 p.m. in Kamchatka.
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Daught!
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I'll be passing through Moscow today. Any chance
you could shelter two homeless volcanologists?
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Dad, I was actually going to see some
friends.
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Who's the second one?
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My colleague, Seryoga.
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He's a great guy.
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He's an Alpinist,
he can even roast potatoes.
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All in all, you're gonna like him!
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Dad, I already have a boyfriend...
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...with such a pretty whiskered snout!
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If whiskers count for you,
he could grow his own!
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What?
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Who?
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- I said 'no problem, he can grow his whiskers'.
- Dad, I was talking about my cat!
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Dad!
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Jeeze!
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Happy coming New Year!
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Hi, Valer! Dad will be coming to see me for
this New Year.
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Wait, your dad? But we were planning to go
to Rodion's place, no?
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Then we'll have to celebrate it with my dad
first and then go to Rodion.
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Is there any way we could do without your
dad?
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Who's that?
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What?
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Well, somebody just walked by. Who is it?
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It's my cousin from Chelyabinsk.
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Why did she have her panties on?
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You mean she wasn't supposed to have
anything on her at all?
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Babe! Whom are you talking to?
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Go fuck yourself!
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Babe!
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In Chelyabinsk!
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Toe loop.
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Are you OK?
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How can I be OK? It's been snowing for a
week!
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And I'm sick of cleaning it.
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Does it hurt?
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Yes, it hurts.
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How about now?
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It no longer hurts.
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Hi! How about celebrating this New Year
with me?
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What? You broke up with Valeric and
decided to give me a call?
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Well yes, sure, I've been sitting here,
waiting for your call.
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Never mind, if you don't want it.
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I just wanted you to meet my dad.
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Your dad? Meet your dad?
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Do you just want to use me? So that I help
you with your exam?
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You're sick?
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Take a pill, will you?
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No, I'm OK, and you are not gonna be OK,
today!
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Know why? Volintsev will be taking the
exam!
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No!
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And we both know he hates geologist girls,
don't we?
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Oh, you little toad!
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Who? Me?
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Now I see your true face, Nikolaeva!
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It's the face of a person who doesn't
regard other people's feelings...
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Come here!
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Fuck!
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...the sense of your uniqueness is a
profound illusion!
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Seven billion people live on the Earth, and women make three
and a half billion. Five million of them are beautiful!
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Come here, come on!!
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Dangerous job, homie!
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People throw bottles, eggs...
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I said come here.
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...you think you can lure a man with your
finger...
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Why you kill good man?
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Every week a Muscovite falling from the
roof...
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...full of oneself, don't want to live?
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Easy!
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- Homie!
- Ambulance is on its' way.
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Homie dead!
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Such a nice guy!
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It was an accident!
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They still punish fiercely for an accident.
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I know, I know everything. Come on!
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Hey, look. He's alive.
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Why you scare people?
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We thought you lay yourself out. You alive.
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Ok Vitya, grab your things. Hello!
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Ok Vitya, grab your things. Hello!
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So, who has fallen out of the window?
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Me.
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What do you mean? And this guy flew down
with you?
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No, he...
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I fell on him...
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Ok, check him.
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- And hold his head.
- Don't move!
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Does it hurt?
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I feel great!
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I see. It's a torpid phase of shock.
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Get the stretchers here!
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...she fell from the roof. He push me,
and lay oneself out!
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Hero of Russia!
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Shut up, OK? I'm telling you it was an
accident!
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Ok, sister. Please get in the car!
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No, I can't.
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What do you mean you can't?
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I have an exam!
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What?
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I have an exam!
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You don't need to worry, really.
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We both feel great.
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Some fucking comedians! Do you think we
don't have any other calls?
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So who's gonna pay for this false call?
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Come on. Let's chip in.
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Everything hurts. Everything broken inside.
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I need take to hospital!
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Get in the car.
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We'll take you to the hospital.
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Vitya, let's take this one at least.
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Happy coming New Year.
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If you make it, that is.
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Vitya, let's go!
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Look at her. Exam my ass!
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Just talking big!
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We should've called cops!
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Fuck!
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It turns out I can fly.
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My name's Sasha.
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My name is Seraphim.
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What?
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Seraphim. It means 'red-hot'.
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Yeah, I could use some of it to warm up.
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Gotta go!
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Sorry for that!
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Happy coming New Year!
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Hey, red-hot!
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Your coat is dirty!
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And what should we do with it?
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Damn!
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The key's inside!!
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I didn't even lock my door yesterday?
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Stupid!
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Come on in!
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...you can remain silent, you can keep ignoring me,
you can't ignore the entire world...
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...but one day you'll have to pay for that!
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All because of you!
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Why are you just standing there? Take your
clothes off, come on in!
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Shall I take off my shirt as well?
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What?
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Sorry, I guess I got you wrong.
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Quite wrong.
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Here!
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Put the kettle on.
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And feed the cat.
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The food is in the refrigerator!
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This is not happening.
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Why did you give him my chicken?
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Cats love chicken.
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Really?
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I love it too!
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Fuck!
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Why didn't you put the kettle on?
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I did.
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Fuck!
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It seems I've really knocked you off. Maybe
you should go to the hospital?
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No, I feel perfectly healthy.
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You sure?
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This is how you put it.
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Remember.
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I'll change my clothes, and you dry the
coat, it's in the bathroom.
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The bathroom's here.
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Hot air!
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Very hot!
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Where are you from?
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From Jerusalem.
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I guess you don't have any hair-dryers
there, do you?
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No.
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Then how do you dry your head?
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Head?
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I'm sorry,
but why do I need to dry my head?
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Yeah, right.
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Want some tea?
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Green, black? Tea!
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Coffee?
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Tea.
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Tea.
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This tea grew on the slope of Sichuan
mountain...
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...a Chinese girl by
name Xu Lin gathered it
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...she loved a man by name Chu Young,
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but married Li Zhen who works in a L.E.D.
factory.
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And Chu Young hasn't married yet...
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Creamy Candy - fudge with candied fruit!
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Made by Red October factory!
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Sweetened condensed milk, butter, syrup,
candied fruit, alcohol, brandy...
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Aromatics, 411 calories!
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Packer number 5.
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Dyed blonde,
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a single mother of forty-five.
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Sorry, but she's 32 and her hair are red.
Two kids...
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twins. Katya and Angela.
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Sometimes she takes candies home.
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If she doesn't stop, she'll be fired soon.
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It's very sad.
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Who are you anyway?
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I mean what do you do to make a living?
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I help people.
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Some kind of a charitable organization?
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You could say that.
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So what's the name of the organization?
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The heavenly host.
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So you're a sectarian or something?
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I'm an angel.
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I see.
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Me too.
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Sometimes!
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I'm sorry but you're human.
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Feminine.
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Look, host. I've gotta go, really, sorry.
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Crystallography is a complex science.
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How did you find out?
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That was funny...
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For instance, let's take an ordinary
snowflake.
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It's a real crystal, formed by the collision of
droplets of water with field particles in the clouds!
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Look at this beautiful shape!
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By the way, have you read the treatise of
Johannes Kepler on hexagonal snowflakes?
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In this treatise, the author
reflects on the form of snowflakes.
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What are you doing there?
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Catching a cab!
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- With your hand?
- And with what else?
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Fuck!
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What are you doing? Let the car go, you
freak!
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I said let it go,
or I'm gonna call the police.
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I'm sorry, but why did you stop?
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You won't believe.
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I'm going crazy.
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I feel uncomfortable
driving with the blinker.
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It was OK before, but today it feels
uncomfortable.
268
00:21:51,477 --> 00:21:55,106
So I began to persuade myself,
saying 'don't fret, man'.
269
00:21:55,815 --> 00:21:59,819
It's an official car after all,
still I feel uncomfortable.
270
00:22:00,528 --> 00:22:02,989
And I saw a girl running, in a hurry.
271
00:22:03,614 --> 00:22:06,576
And I say to myself 'let's do something
good'.
272
00:22:08,244 --> 00:22:12,540
I'm sorry, do you happen to be from
Jerusalem?
273
00:22:14,709 --> 00:22:15,709
Do I look like?
274
00:22:19,380 --> 00:22:21,424
No, just asking.
275
00:22:51,662 --> 00:22:56,459
Well then, Johannes Kepler wondered why
the snowflake is strictly of a hexagonal
shape.
276
00:23:01,631 --> 00:23:03,883
One of us definitely pitched on one's head.
277
00:23:04,133 --> 00:23:09,972
Why? Because when the microscopic water
droplets in the clouds face with the field
particles and freeze...
278
00:23:10,098 --> 00:23:12,141
...the six-pointed crystal
forms come about.
279
00:23:12,392 --> 00:23:15,228
All right, look, snow-lover!
Do you have any gum?
280
00:23:16,437 --> 00:23:17,772
A gum, you know.
281
00:23:23,986 --> 00:23:24,654
Thanks.
282
00:23:24,987 --> 00:23:30,326
Because of the structure of water
molecules, only 60 " and 120 " angles are
possible between the rays of the crystal!
283
00:23:35,206 --> 00:23:36,206
What's that?
284
00:23:36,874 --> 00:23:39,335
It's the very first gum. 1848.
285
00:23:40,169 --> 00:23:42,964
Made by the factory of John Curtis. Called
"Licorice Lulu."
286
00:23:45,007 --> 00:23:47,468
- What fucking Lulu?
- Sasha!
287
00:23:49,053 --> 00:23:50,638
Happy coming New Year!
288
00:23:52,348 --> 00:23:53,599
Who's this guy?
289
00:23:54,058 --> 00:23:56,477
Seraphim! It's a pleasure to meet you!
290
00:23:56,644 --> 00:23:59,188
My name's Vardar. The pleasure seems to
be mutual!
291
00:23:59,397 --> 00:24:00,397
Shall we?
292
00:24:01,023 --> 00:24:03,025
- He's a psycho, you stupid!
- A psycho?
293
00:24:03,192 --> 00:24:04,360
He's so cute?
294
00:24:11,242 --> 00:24:12,242
Hi!
295
00:24:12,326 --> 00:24:20,326
My ugly cat gets on the ledge. Hi! I try to reach him, and then I slip,
and I fly down like a bullet! From the third floor!
296
00:24:21,878 --> 00:24:24,518
That's horrible! Your whole life probably
flashed before your eyes?
297
00:24:26,591 --> 00:24:27,508
What? What life? I'm falling down and
yelling 'Maaaaaa'!! And this guy was
standing beneath!
298
00:24:28,092 --> 00:24:31,804
I'm falling down and yelling 'Maaaaaa'! And
this guy was standing beneath!
299
00:24:42,273 --> 00:24:43,733
Do they take your exam here?
300
00:24:44,150 --> 00:24:46,486
Well, in a way yes. But you'll need to take
the other door!
301
00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:33,720
I'm sorry. What kind of exam is this?
302
00:25:33,950 --> 00:25:35,201
Let me explain you that!
303
00:25:41,791 --> 00:25:44,710
The man actually saved your life! And you
just call him a psycho.
304
00:25:45,711 --> 00:25:49,840
Ok, he's not a psycho, but I don't know.
Somewhat inadequate, I told him to put the
kettle on, and he just put it on the table.
305
00:25:50,091 --> 00:25:52,969
He hadn't seen a hair-dryer before, for
Christ's sake.
306
00:25:53,344 --> 00:25:55,824
It's called 'Male consumer idiocy' which is
pretty much normal!
307
00:25:56,264 --> 00:25:58,558
He stopped a car by holding
its' bumper with one hand.
308
00:25:59,433 --> 00:26:02,311
I saw on TV a man pulling a train with his
teeth!
309
00:26:03,563 --> 00:26:07,984
It took me 15 minutes to get here by a car
with a blinker on. And he just happened to
be here already!
310
00:26:08,526 --> 00:26:12,363
Means he had another car with a blinker
around the corner which explains
everything. Maybe he works for the Federal
Security Service.
311
00:26:13,531 --> 00:26:15,199
He's from Jerusalem.
312
00:26:15,449 --> 00:26:16,867
Then it's some Israeli CIA.
313
00:26:18,703 --> 00:26:20,538
He says he's an angel.
314
00:26:21,414 --> 00:26:24,292
Angel?
So what is it you don't like in that?
315
00:26:24,917 --> 00:26:25,957
Did you do the cheatsheet?
316
00:26:26,627 --> 00:26:27,627
Have a look.
317
00:26:29,255 --> 00:26:32,842
Here we have the crystal lattice, this is the
unit cell, and here is the polymorphism.
318
00:26:35,720 --> 00:26:40,266
Are you kidding me? Is this the stone age?
It's a polycrapism, not polymorphism.
319
00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:41,600
Know what!
320
00:26:41,976 --> 00:26:46,939
It took me half the night to prepare them.
The order of the rector. Anybody who gets
caught with a mobile phone, will be out.
321
00:26:47,398 --> 00:26:49,318
On cheatsheets there's nothing said in the
order.
322
00:26:51,611 --> 00:26:54,614
Ok, Bandar-logs, everybody come down
here!
323
00:26:55,281 --> 00:26:57,401
I'm not going to sit here
with you until the New Year!
324
00:26:59,619 --> 00:27:01,412
Get your mark books ready.
325
00:27:04,206 --> 00:27:05,833
Put your mobile phones on the table!
326
00:27:09,879 --> 00:27:12,590
Why did you come? You're automatically
passed!
327
00:27:13,299 --> 00:27:14,634
Let me have your mark book!
328
00:27:15,843 --> 00:27:17,887
Come on, come on!
329
00:27:19,055 --> 00:27:21,098
- Don't drink too much.
- I don't drink at all.
330
00:27:22,558 --> 00:27:23,601
And I don't smoke.
331
00:27:26,854 --> 00:27:29,482
- Happy coming New Year!
- Thanks!
332
00:27:33,694 --> 00:27:36,864
Ok, whoever answers first, gets one extra
point!
333
00:27:44,288 --> 00:27:45,331
Varv!
334
00:27:48,334 --> 00:27:50,002
Varv, the formation of snow.
335
00:27:50,294 --> 00:27:51,379
Right away.
336
00:27:58,094 --> 00:28:00,137
- Lower, lower...
- Can't.
337
00:28:03,015 --> 00:28:04,015
You!
338
00:28:05,768 --> 00:28:06,686
What is it you're looking for in there?
339
00:28:07,144 --> 00:28:08,144
Nothing!
340
00:28:08,270 --> 00:28:10,510
No, you were looking for something, I saw.
Need any help?
341
00:28:11,107 --> 00:28:13,401
No! Thanks! I'll be answering!
342
00:28:14,443 --> 00:28:15,443
Your name?
343
00:28:15,486 --> 00:28:16,486
Nikolaeva!
344
00:28:22,368 --> 00:28:25,705
The law of crystal symmetry. The formation
of snow!
345
00:28:30,626 --> 00:28:38,467
Back in the sixteenth century, the medieval
scholar, Johannes Kepler wondered why the
snowflake is strictly of a hexagonal shape!
346
00:28:40,511 --> 00:28:41,679
You've been reading Kepler?
347
00:28:43,097 --> 00:28:49,645
Yes, I love Kepler! And his treatise is
really something, it's such a great book!
348
00:28:51,313 --> 00:28:53,607
That's interesting, please go on!
349
00:28:55,234 --> 00:28:59,739
Snowflakes are of a hexagonal star shape
and there must be reason for that.
350
00:29:00,156 --> 00:29:04,702
For if it is a coincidence, why there are
no pentagonal or septangular snowflakes?
351
00:29:04,994 --> 00:29:05,994
You!
352
00:29:08,164 --> 00:29:10,458
What are you hiding in there?
353
00:29:10,791 --> 00:29:13,043
I can see everything. What do you have in
there?
354
00:29:14,003 --> 00:29:17,089
I believe you! You'll make an excellent
geologist, give me your mark book!
355
00:29:17,465 --> 00:29:23,137
I can see everything, everything, no, no.
What's there under your, under your skirt?
356
00:29:23,471 --> 00:29:24,513
Under my skirt? My legs.
357
00:29:24,847 --> 00:29:26,891
Yeah right! But your legs are with cheats.
358
00:29:27,641 --> 00:29:31,187
This girl here is quoting Kepler,
and look at you!
359
00:29:34,815 --> 00:29:36,150
I'll need to have those.
360
00:29:44,116 --> 00:29:46,160
Yes! What?
361
00:29:47,495 --> 00:29:49,538
Wait, are you sure?
362
00:30:06,931 --> 00:30:08,349
My son was born.
363
00:30:10,142 --> 00:30:11,519
Congratulations!
364
00:30:12,186 --> 00:30:14,230
4 girls in 3 years!
365
00:30:14,522 --> 00:30:17,191
I mean 3 in 4 years. My son!
366
00:30:21,111 --> 00:30:22,431
Girl can't be a proper geologist.
367
00:30:23,864 --> 00:30:25,908
She can't carry the rock, it's too hard.
368
00:30:27,618 --> 00:30:28,994
And once she gets married...
369
00:30:31,705 --> 00:30:33,749
...she can say good-bye to the field works!
370
00:30:34,959 --> 00:30:37,002
Everybody gets A! Give me your mark
books!
371
00:30:39,171 --> 00:30:42,258
Look, it was the first time
I heard about that Kepler.
372
00:30:43,384 --> 00:30:45,886
No, really, I opened my mouth and it just
came out.
373
00:30:46,387 --> 00:30:49,667
It's absolutely different when the words
just come out of your mouth by themselves.
374
00:30:50,975 --> 00:30:54,562
Well? 10 o'clock at Rodion's place? Don't
forget the dress code.
375
00:30:55,062 --> 00:30:59,900
Anyone who comes in jeans will celebrate in the
street. Finally I'll see Nikolaeva's legs!!
376
00:31:00,401 --> 00:31:02,444
So you're not interested in mine.
377
00:31:03,445 --> 00:31:04,989
Did you find a dress?
378
00:31:06,407 --> 00:31:07,783
We have our concept changed.
379
00:31:09,034 --> 00:31:11,474
Dad will be coming to my place, with a team
of volcanologists.
380
00:31:12,955 --> 00:31:14,795
And what am I supposed to do there without
you?
381
00:31:16,166 --> 00:31:18,210
An A, mom...
382
00:31:18,460 --> 00:31:19,980
...what do you mean 'how'? I studied!
383
00:31:21,630 --> 00:31:22,630
Sasha!
384
00:31:23,382 --> 00:31:25,426
Sasha, I'm sorry, I was very rude, this
morning,
385
00:31:25,593 --> 00:31:28,012
But it was too unexpected. I wasn't ready.
386
00:31:28,345 --> 00:31:30,389
And then I thought 'why not?' I'd love to.
387
00:31:34,935 --> 00:31:36,061
I'd love to.
388
00:31:36,812 --> 00:31:37,812
How's that?
389
00:31:39,356 --> 00:31:40,357
You'd love to do what?
390
00:31:41,150 --> 00:31:43,569
Well, meet your dad, and...
391
00:31:44,028 --> 00:31:44,695
Kolya...
392
00:31:45,029 --> 00:31:48,032
Seven billion people live on the earth! You
have a huge selection!
393
00:32:02,421 --> 00:32:03,797
Ok, let's go.
394
00:32:03,964 --> 00:32:05,507
- Where to?
- You'll by the stand-by.
395
00:32:13,724 --> 00:32:14,724
There he is!
396
00:32:18,687 --> 00:32:19,480
Kolya...
397
00:32:19,647 --> 00:32:21,106
that guy is insane.
398
00:32:21,315 --> 00:32:23,067
He's been following me since this morning.
399
00:32:23,859 --> 00:32:24,859
Do something!
400
00:32:25,069 --> 00:32:26,069
Like what?
401
00:32:26,820 --> 00:32:28,864
Like asking him to leave.
402
00:32:30,032 --> 00:32:31,032
Will he leave?
403
00:32:31,408 --> 00:32:32,576
Depends on how you ask him.
404
00:32:33,077 --> 00:32:34,161
Sasha, let me do that.
405
00:32:34,370 --> 00:32:35,412
Don't!
406
00:32:37,289 --> 00:32:38,289
What's his name?
407
00:32:38,666 --> 00:32:40,542
What's the difference?! Shall I'll go?
408
00:32:40,793 --> 00:32:41,793
Stop!
409
00:32:55,391 --> 00:32:56,809
You probably want to hit me?
410
00:32:57,643 --> 00:32:58,643
Me?
411
00:32:59,395 --> 00:33:00,515
I've already been hit today.
412
00:33:01,021 --> 00:33:02,261
They even knocked out my tooth.
413
00:33:16,453 --> 00:33:17,453
Is it OK now?
414
00:33:18,998 --> 00:33:19,998
Ok!
415
00:33:23,335 --> 00:33:24,335
Sasha!
416
00:33:25,087 --> 00:33:26,547
He makes denture on his own!
417
00:33:28,090 --> 00:33:29,090
Ok!
418
00:33:32,219 --> 00:33:32,928
Kolya...
419
00:33:33,220 --> 00:33:34,740
...you go, I can do it myself, got it?
420
00:33:35,764 --> 00:33:36,764
Young man!
421
00:33:36,807 --> 00:33:37,807
...turn around!
422
00:33:38,183 --> 00:33:39,309
Turn around!
423
00:33:40,269 --> 00:33:41,311
...and go!
424
00:33:41,937 --> 00:33:43,147
Go!
425
00:33:46,942 --> 00:33:48,986
Don't just stand. You go the other way!
Both of you!
426
00:33:51,864 --> 00:33:52,864
The psycho...
427
00:33:53,157 --> 00:33:54,950
the coward and the lover-boy.
428
00:33:55,284 --> 00:33:56,285
Who's the lover-boy?
429
00:33:56,910 --> 00:33:57,910
Valera.
430
00:33:58,287 --> 00:34:02,666
I called him on Skype, and there was a
naked body with no head, but in panties.
Red panties.
431
00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:04,000
So who was that?
432
00:34:04,543 --> 00:34:08,303
Who's what? I'm telling you there was no
head, I'm unable to identify a person by
one's panties.
433
00:34:30,903 --> 00:34:32,154
No, I think he's not a psycho.
434
00:34:32,946 --> 00:34:37,201
- Why's that?
- He has a nice coat and rhetorical twists. He has a nice coat and rhetorical twists.
435
00:34:38,660 --> 00:34:40,746
You're telling me you
still believe in angels?
436
00:34:41,080 --> 00:34:42,706
Well, I concede their existence.
437
00:34:45,125 --> 00:34:45,751
Hi, dad.
438
00:34:46,126 --> 00:34:48,128
Sasha, we have a snow flurry here, so they
have delayed the flight!
439
00:34:48,462 --> 00:34:49,630
And what about the New Year?
440
00:34:50,005 --> 00:34:51,005
We can deal with that.
441
00:34:52,549 --> 00:34:53,549
OK, see you!
442
00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:56,804
He'll be late. Non-flying weather.
443
00:35:12,361 --> 00:35:15,447
Just look at this. Our young volunteer is
repairing the trolley.
444
00:35:18,742 --> 00:35:20,786
Sash, can I have him?
445
00:35:21,787 --> 00:35:23,914
In your dreams. I'm gonna need him myself.
446
00:35:24,289 --> 00:35:25,999
Come on in.
447
00:35:36,051 --> 00:35:38,095
Seraphim! Could you please help me today?
448
00:35:38,470 --> 00:35:41,014
Sure, angels were created to help people.
449
00:35:42,766 --> 00:35:45,126
Ok, then could you please tell everyone
you're my boyfriend?
450
00:35:45,477 --> 00:35:47,855
Ok, but I'll be around
only until 12 o'clock.
451
00:35:48,939 --> 00:35:50,983
Well, that's just great,
exactly what I need.
452
00:35:51,859 --> 00:35:53,652
Dog in the manger, like always.
453
00:35:56,864 --> 00:35:58,615
Look! They're eating each other!
454
00:36:02,327 --> 00:36:04,371
It's called a kiss.
455
00:36:04,997 --> 00:36:06,081
They are French.
456
00:36:06,331 --> 00:36:11,295
- Is that a French kiss?
- Yes, Seraphim, and if you want I could
explain it to you in details, but not here.
457
00:36:11,670 --> 00:36:14,381
Easy! Get yourself a boyfriend and you can
explain it to him then.
458
00:36:16,675 --> 00:36:18,302
Seraphim, what are you doing tomorrow?
459
00:36:18,802 --> 00:36:20,846
I won't be here tomorrow.
460
00:36:21,221 --> 00:36:22,556
Got that?
461
00:36:22,890 --> 00:36:24,933
- Now relax!
- Can't! Until I gorge something.
462
00:36:25,225 --> 00:36:26,393
Let's go there.
463
00:36:26,768 --> 00:36:28,353
Come on, hurry!
464
00:36:29,897 --> 00:36:31,273
Here you go, Bon AppŠ¹tit!
465
00:36:31,732 --> 00:36:32,774
Thanks!
466
00:36:38,614 --> 00:36:42,701
This is our favorite place. We often come
here, and play this game.
467
00:36:43,327 --> 00:36:44,536
The game is called 'guess'.
468
00:36:47,956 --> 00:36:48,956
There!
469
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:51,668
You have to guess his name and
profession.
470
00:36:52,502 --> 00:36:54,546
It's Leonid, some middle manager.
471
00:36:55,672 --> 00:36:56,673
Pavel, photographer!
472
00:36:58,342 --> 00:36:59,982
He's name is Boris. He's a dermatologist.
473
00:37:00,636 --> 00:37:01,803
Go check that out.
474
00:37:12,231 --> 00:37:15,067
Just wandering there without knowing he's
being watched.
475
00:37:16,026 --> 00:37:17,026
Yes.
476
00:37:17,819 --> 00:37:20,572
It's very much similar to the
way we look at you from there.
477
00:37:22,908 --> 00:37:25,160
So what do you feel up there?
478
00:37:27,496 --> 00:37:28,496
Love!
479
00:37:36,797 --> 00:37:38,277
His name is Boris and he's an artist!
480
00:37:39,299 --> 00:37:41,802
It seems you flopped, mister Red-Hot! Turns
out it's not everything you know.
481
00:37:42,052 --> 00:37:43,052
He's a dermatologist.
482
00:37:43,804 --> 00:37:45,164
Well he guessed the name at least!
483
00:37:47,182 --> 00:37:48,622
Never mind, maybe he was distracted.
484
00:37:49,101 --> 00:37:51,812
And Seraphim here was just confessing his
love to me.
485
00:37:52,229 --> 00:37:53,229
Already?
486
00:37:53,689 --> 00:37:54,689
Shall I go?
487
00:37:54,773 --> 00:37:56,191
No why?! I love you too.
488
00:38:01,989 --> 00:38:02,989
That's cool.
489
00:38:03,615 --> 00:38:07,411
No, wait. Maybe you could specify your
choice?
490
00:38:07,828 --> 00:38:08,828
How?
491
00:38:09,413 --> 00:38:10,664
I love you both.
492
00:38:11,873 --> 00:38:13,709
- And you too.
- Thanks.
493
00:38:14,751 --> 00:38:15,751
Lover-boy for sure.
494
00:38:17,129 --> 00:38:19,965
What do you mean by saying 'I love you'?
495
00:38:20,549 --> 00:38:21,549
Love.
496
00:38:24,219 --> 00:38:25,804
I love everybody. Absolutely everybody!
497
00:38:27,931 --> 00:38:28,974
It's some daisy chain.
498
00:38:31,518 --> 00:38:36,440
Come on, let's explain to our representative
of supernatural powers, what "love" is.
499
00:38:37,858 --> 00:38:42,487
Well, love is, when a man and a woman
meet and there happens a spark.
500
00:38:42,696 --> 00:38:43,488
Spark?
501
00:38:43,697 --> 00:38:50,704
Well yes, or attraction! When you go
around and don't think of anyone or
anything, and you don't notice anything...
502
00:38:51,580 --> 00:38:56,126
and the pleasantry for life escalates, and
you eat without getting fat.
503
00:38:56,501 --> 00:38:58,337
- So you're saying that love is...
- A game.
504
00:38:58,754 --> 00:39:00,797
People play and play that game, and then
break up.
505
00:39:02,466 --> 00:39:03,466
Break up?
506
00:39:03,925 --> 00:39:07,304
Well, of course, everything tends to end
sooner or later.
507
00:39:08,263 --> 00:39:11,141
You know, the summer, traffic, coffee,
cigarettes...
508
00:39:11,933 --> 00:39:12,933
sugar, night...
509
00:39:13,143 --> 00:39:14,143
...and love.
510
00:39:14,561 --> 00:39:15,896
I don't think so!
511
00:39:16,313 --> 00:39:18,073
That's the reason you don't have a
boyfriend!
512
00:39:25,614 --> 00:39:26,823
Sorry!
513
00:39:32,245 --> 00:39:34,039
- Where are you going? Stop!
- Can't you see a man is being beaten?
514
00:39:34,373 --> 00:39:36,375
Are you some kind of a superhero? What do
you care?
515
00:39:37,501 --> 00:39:40,962
Hey guys! What are you doing? It's New
Year coming. Leave the man alone.
516
00:39:41,922 --> 00:39:43,131
What do you want, fat?
517
00:39:43,673 --> 00:39:44,883
I'm fat?
518
00:39:45,759 --> 00:39:47,319
- That's cool!
- Get up, hurry! Come on.
519
00:39:49,679 --> 00:39:51,723
You like Negroes.
520
00:39:52,641 --> 00:39:53,725
Hold her.
521
00:39:54,643 --> 00:39:56,686
- Oh you bitch!
- Don't touch her!
522
00:39:57,646 --> 00:40:00,315
Take your hands off her.
523
00:40:06,822 --> 00:40:10,033
What do you want?
524
00:40:12,119 --> 00:40:15,330
Take your filthy hands off me, macaque!
525
00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:22,920
What's wrong?
526
00:40:24,172 --> 00:40:25,172
What's wrong?
527
00:40:25,382 --> 00:40:26,782
Is this the shit I've been smoking?
528
00:40:26,842 --> 00:40:28,135
I'm gonna feel sick.
529
00:40:28,468 --> 00:40:30,762
Hey guys, what's wrong? Stop fucking
around!
530
00:40:37,936 --> 00:40:42,607
Amazing! Amazing! This is quite an unique
case, sudden pigmentation!
531
00:40:42,941 --> 00:40:46,194
You know, you come to my clinic. I'm a
dermatologist...
532
00:40:46,570 --> 00:40:49,250
- Go fuck yourself, dermatologist!
- Let's get the fuck out of here.
533
00:40:52,701 --> 00:40:54,286
Unbelievable!
534
00:40:55,495 --> 00:40:57,539
Boris Anatolyevich, dermatologist.
535
00:40:58,123 --> 00:40:59,791
Well, Boris Anatolyevich...
536
00:41:00,250 --> 00:41:02,294
...Candidate of Medical Science, why did
you lie?
537
00:41:02,669 --> 00:41:10,343
You know, when such a beautiful girl approached me in the street,
I couldn't work up the courage and say...
538
00:41:10,802 --> 00:41:12,846
'I'm a dermatologist'.
539
00:41:14,556 --> 00:41:16,641
Yes, you're so beautiful!
540
00:41:17,893 --> 00:41:19,394
You have blood.
541
00:41:19,853 --> 00:41:25,609
I'm a nice person,
the faculty of "gas field machinery."
542
00:41:26,526 --> 00:41:27,986
My dad is a king.
543
00:41:29,070 --> 00:41:32,199
I want to take care of you. For a long time.
As long as you want.
544
00:41:33,450 --> 00:41:36,119
Great, you got the angel, I got the prince.
545
00:41:36,745 --> 00:41:38,371
Let's go stitch up your face, Prince.
546
00:42:03,146 --> 00:42:05,190
Wow! So my boyfriend is an angel?
547
00:42:12,989 --> 00:42:15,575
I could imagine my father come and see I've
turned black.
548
00:42:15,992 --> 00:42:18,036
He has no father, only mom.
549
00:42:19,204 --> 00:42:21,604
Come on, I don't believe it.
I don't believe you're an angel.
550
00:42:23,416 --> 00:42:25,460
Don't believe him, sis, I'm the angel!
551
00:42:26,086 --> 00:42:29,506
- No, I'm the one!
- You're both angels, let's go.
552
00:42:30,465 --> 00:42:32,509
I'm an Angel. He's not!
553
00:42:32,968 --> 00:42:35,011
So you're an angel?
554
00:42:35,428 --> 00:42:37,931
Well, come on. Since you're an angel. Show
me something!
555
00:42:38,306 --> 00:42:39,474
What?
556
00:42:39,724 --> 00:42:41,768
I don't know. Some miracle.
557
00:42:42,435 --> 00:42:43,603
Come on!
558
00:42:44,062 --> 00:42:45,564
What would you want?
559
00:42:48,942 --> 00:42:50,986
What would I want?
560
00:42:52,487 --> 00:42:54,531
As a child I had a dream...
561
00:42:56,241 --> 00:42:59,002
...that I'm walking in the street.
Then I hear this voice calling me.
562
00:42:59,703 --> 00:43:01,746
I turn around, and see this...
563
00:43:02,455 --> 00:43:04,082
two meters tall...
564
00:43:05,500 --> 00:43:08,378
handsome young man, who tells me...
565
00:43:08,920 --> 00:43:10,380
Can I have your papers?
566
00:43:15,427 --> 00:43:16,803
Hi!
567
00:43:19,806 --> 00:43:20,849
Jeeze!
568
00:43:24,477 --> 00:43:26,521
Do you need some special invitation or
something?
569
00:43:27,022 --> 00:43:28,315
I don't have any papers.
570
00:43:28,690 --> 00:43:29,983
How come?
571
00:43:30,317 --> 00:43:32,360
Who are you? Where did you come from?
572
00:43:32,736 --> 00:43:34,696
- Hey guys, he's a foreigner.
- All the more so.
573
00:43:35,780 --> 00:43:37,365
Where's your registration, ghoul?
574
00:43:37,741 --> 00:43:39,034
I'm not a ghoul. I'm an angel.
575
00:43:39,409 --> 00:43:41,202
Then you're going our way, get in the car.
576
00:43:41,870 --> 00:43:44,539
Hey guys. The New Year's near at hand, is
there...
577
00:43:45,165 --> 00:43:47,208
an amicable way we could resolve this?
578
00:43:47,375 --> 00:43:49,127
Amicable? What do you mean by that?
579
00:43:49,502 --> 00:43:50,502
Well...
580
00:43:52,005 --> 00:43:53,005
Five?
581
00:43:55,592 --> 00:43:56,592
Ten?
582
00:43:57,552 --> 00:43:59,012
Twenty thousand?
583
00:43:59,512 --> 00:44:01,806
No way! We take no bribes!
584
00:44:05,226 --> 00:44:06,811
This is similar to antlers!
585
00:44:07,854 --> 00:44:08,855
You want a deer?
586
00:44:11,441 --> 00:44:12,859
Well, yeah right, take me...
587
00:44:13,068 --> 00:44:14,653
to your deer, deer.
588
00:44:17,947 --> 00:44:18,947
A deer!
589
00:44:20,659 --> 00:44:21,660
A deer!
590
00:44:25,664 --> 00:44:27,945
Three zeroes speaking, we have a deer
here in front of us.
591
00:44:28,208 --> 00:44:29,208
A deer!
592
00:44:29,709 --> 00:44:31,711
Just be here in a minute. We don't have
enough men.
593
00:44:32,170 --> 00:44:33,672
- Here you go!
- Thanks!
594
00:44:33,963 --> 00:44:36,466
Hurry or I'll break your balls.
595
00:44:38,718 --> 00:44:40,929
Where did they go? They wanted this deer,
didn't they?
596
00:44:41,971 --> 00:44:43,306
They did!
597
00:44:43,556 --> 00:44:44,224
Now!
598
00:44:44,474 --> 00:44:46,393
We got the deer.
599
00:44:46,685 --> 00:44:47,852
The next shot!
600
00:44:48,061 --> 00:44:50,939
Where are the loving couples?
601
00:44:51,064 --> 00:44:52,774
Here they are!
602
00:44:55,819 --> 00:44:56,820
Who are you?
603
00:44:57,487 --> 00:44:58,655
Your assistant.
604
00:44:58,863 --> 00:45:00,323
Then assist!
605
00:45:01,116 --> 00:45:05,495
I need some looks. And I asked for a loving
couple...
606
00:45:05,954 --> 00:45:08,498
...not the housing office
workers on strike!
607
00:45:11,084 --> 00:45:12,794
Your green tea.
608
00:45:13,086 --> 00:45:16,126
Hey guys, any chance you could stand in
the background for this shot, please?
609
00:45:17,006 --> 00:45:21,511
- And what should we do?
- The director will tell you everything, you won't be paid of course! Is that all right?
610
00:45:21,845 --> 00:45:23,304
Come on, come on!
611
00:45:26,933 --> 00:45:28,143
Let's go!
612
00:45:29,144 --> 00:45:30,478
So what do you think?
613
00:45:31,020 --> 00:45:32,021
- Hi!
- Hi!
614
00:45:32,939 --> 00:45:33,939
Marvelous!
615
00:45:34,399 --> 00:45:35,734
Marvelous!
616
00:45:36,192 --> 00:45:39,571
All right, now, you've just met! You don't
know each other well enough, but you like
each other.
617
00:45:39,946 --> 00:45:47,946
Don't look into the camera. Look at each
other! Eye to eye, up to the 'cut' command.
618
00:45:50,039 --> 00:45:51,249
Should we kiss each other?
619
00:45:51,708 --> 00:45:53,084
- Kiss?
- Kiss?
620
00:45:53,251 --> 00:45:57,380
No. There's no way you can kiss.
It's just the beginning of your relationship.
621
00:45:57,881 --> 00:46:05,221
You just look at each other and the magic
feeling conceives in your soul.
622
00:46:06,556 --> 00:46:08,099
Like a flower.
623
00:46:08,558 --> 00:46:09,934
It's your destiny!
624
00:46:10,310 --> 00:46:12,353
It's your destiny, understand?
625
00:46:13,563 --> 00:46:17,484
I'll kill on the spot any of you who
looks into the camera or kisses.
626
00:46:17,859 --> 00:46:19,360
Please approve the costumes.
627
00:46:19,652 --> 00:46:23,198
Ready to shoot! Snow, wind-blower, camera!
628
00:46:23,406 --> 00:46:25,450
Come on, guys, follow her.
629
00:46:26,910 --> 00:46:28,495
Action!
630
00:46:28,745 --> 00:46:29,788
- Action!
- Got it!
631
00:46:30,330 --> 00:46:31,372
Camera!
632
00:46:33,041 --> 00:46:35,752
Scene 36. Shot three. Take one.
633
00:46:37,128 --> 00:46:38,713
Let's do it!
634
00:46:41,299 --> 00:46:44,969
I can't, I'm sorry. Let me just...
635
00:47:05,323 --> 00:47:06,908
Stop!
636
00:47:08,451 --> 00:47:10,495
Young man!
637
00:47:10,954 --> 00:47:12,997
Young man, you, come here!
638
00:47:18,002 --> 00:47:26,002
Come here! You need to be in the movies.
Your face is amazing, it simply shines in
shot.
639
00:47:26,803 --> 00:47:28,471
And mine?
640
00:47:28,805 --> 00:47:30,056
Yours doesn't.
641
00:47:31,015 --> 00:47:38,189
It just doesn't. You have to work on your
internal alimentation.
642
00:47:38,648 --> 00:47:40,692
Ok, what do we have next?
643
00:47:42,026 --> 00:47:44,070
SCENE 37.
644
00:47:47,782 --> 00:47:52,453
Then they'll show it in theatres.
On such big screens.
645
00:47:53,413 --> 00:47:54,539
Why?
646
00:47:54,914 --> 00:48:00,628
What do you mean why? In order to...
Fuck! Simple things are so hard to be explained.
647
00:48:01,546 --> 00:48:03,923
Why do you keep saying the word 'fuck'?
What does it mean?
648
00:48:04,549 --> 00:48:07,343
Well, it means...
649
00:48:07,969 --> 00:48:13,600
it's the analogue of another word, which
means...
650
00:48:14,934 --> 00:48:17,353
...a woman of bad behavior, so to say.
651
00:48:18,646 --> 00:48:22,150
What's her name? Do you know her?
652
00:48:23,526 --> 00:48:24,652
Who?
653
00:48:25,236 --> 00:48:26,446
That woman?
654
00:48:27,071 --> 00:48:29,782
Oh, fuck! You're gonna blow my mind!
655
00:48:30,658 --> 00:48:33,494
We just say it for no special reason.
656
00:48:34,537 --> 00:48:35,747
Don't bark, Jorik!
657
00:48:39,334 --> 00:48:40,627
Jorik!
658
00:48:41,085 --> 00:48:42,503
Jorik!
659
00:48:43,546 --> 00:48:45,131
Jorik!
660
00:48:51,471 --> 00:48:53,348
Some fucking New Year!
661
00:48:55,642 --> 00:48:57,310
The dog's dead.
662
00:48:59,354 --> 00:49:00,772
Jesus!
663
00:49:02,273 --> 00:49:04,317
Seraphim, do something,
664
00:49:06,152 --> 00:49:07,570
Help us! Jorik!
665
00:49:08,363 --> 00:49:12,241
Could you check him please? I think he has
a pulse. I'm afraid to!
666
00:49:13,201 --> 00:49:14,452
- Anybody!
- Jorik!
667
00:49:17,789 --> 00:49:18,790
Jorik!
668
00:49:19,624 --> 00:49:20,750
It's gonna be all right.
669
00:49:22,543 --> 00:49:23,543
Jorik!
670
00:49:26,547 --> 00:49:28,257
Get up!
671
00:49:28,967 --> 00:49:30,134
Come on!
672
00:49:30,969 --> 00:49:33,012
Get up!
673
00:49:38,559 --> 00:49:40,895
Jorik, you scared me, you scared your
mammy, stupid,
674
00:49:41,270 --> 00:49:44,232
- Thank you so much!
- Happy coming New Year, Jora!
675
00:49:54,575 --> 00:49:56,995
Did you see that? How's it possible?
676
00:49:59,288 --> 00:50:01,791
Hello! Yes!
677
00:50:04,919 --> 00:50:06,462
So I'm the one who puzzles you?
678
00:50:07,005 --> 00:50:08,715
Maybe you puzzle me?
679
00:50:16,514 --> 00:50:18,307
Valer, look enough blowing my mind.
680
00:50:21,436 --> 00:50:22,436
What?
681
00:50:23,438 --> 00:50:25,481
Fuck you, Valer!
682
00:50:36,993 --> 00:50:40,705
Do you think you could make someone so
ugly...
683
00:50:41,706 --> 00:50:44,709
that all the girls would
not even touch him with a ten foot pole?
684
00:50:45,084 --> 00:50:46,169
No, I can't!
685
00:50:48,087 --> 00:50:50,131
Why the hell do I need you then?
686
00:50:50,506 --> 00:50:52,506
And what do girls usually do with their
boyfriends?
687
00:50:54,927 --> 00:50:56,012
I could tell you that...
688
00:50:57,138 --> 00:50:58,639
but you'll faint then.
689
00:50:59,057 --> 00:51:02,143
Please note, only the most powerful and
stable angels are sent to Russia!
690
00:51:03,352 --> 00:51:04,771
Yeah right!
691
00:51:06,981 --> 00:51:08,661
Ok, can you carry anything heavy at least?
692
00:51:21,496 --> 00:51:23,623
I see. That's enough, put it down.
693
00:51:24,207 --> 00:51:25,333
Thanks.
694
00:51:33,466 --> 00:51:34,717
Seraphim, Seraphim!
695
00:51:36,844 --> 00:51:38,471
I'm here!
696
00:51:41,599 --> 00:51:43,643
- I'm here!
- I can see you.
697
00:51:44,435 --> 00:51:46,938
Come to me! Now you understand.
698
00:51:49,190 --> 00:51:51,830
I'm telling myself every year 'go
and get the presents beforehand'!
699
00:51:52,527 --> 00:51:55,071
Presents? You mean gifts. Offerings?
700
00:51:56,906 --> 00:52:03,329
Something like that. But not so smugly. It's more of an expression
of high regard, love, and so on. The thing is to guess.
701
00:52:04,539 --> 00:52:06,259
By the way, what should I present to my
dad?
702
00:52:06,582 --> 00:52:07,750
He wants skis.
703
00:52:08,251 --> 00:52:10,294
- Skis?
- Skis.
704
00:52:39,699 --> 00:52:41,367
Watch it!
705
00:52:41,742 --> 00:52:44,412
This is an advertising campaign. Want to
try?
706
00:52:49,208 --> 00:52:51,377
- Is this champagne?
- Yes.
707
00:52:53,004 --> 00:52:53,671
We'd like to.
708
00:52:53,921 --> 00:52:54,921
We need to pay.
709
00:52:57,216 --> 00:52:59,302
No, there's no need. Put it back.
710
00:53:00,052 --> 00:53:02,096
- It's free, isn't it?
- Yes.
711
00:53:05,183 --> 00:53:06,392
Thanks!
712
00:53:08,769 --> 00:53:12,398
- We can't do this!
- Everybody can do anything today.
713
00:53:30,750 --> 00:53:31,750
Well?
714
00:53:33,628 --> 00:53:34,712
Like it?
715
00:53:35,087 --> 00:53:36,714
I feel dizzy.
716
00:53:37,423 --> 00:53:38,633
That's good!
717
00:53:40,885 --> 00:53:41,886
Let's go!
718
00:53:42,637 --> 00:53:44,305
I feel so dizzy.
719
00:53:45,973 --> 00:53:47,558
May I? Thanks
720
00:53:55,858 --> 00:53:57,902
What happened to her head?
721
00:54:00,112 --> 00:54:02,823
Because a woman with no head, is an ideal
woman!
722
00:54:03,658 --> 00:54:05,034
Ideal woman?
723
00:54:10,581 --> 00:54:12,291
Oh, that's just great!
724
00:54:15,461 --> 00:54:17,880
This dress goes well with your head.
725
00:54:27,390 --> 00:54:29,016
Present it to the girl.
726
00:54:30,268 --> 00:54:32,061
Is it what guys do?
727
00:54:33,271 --> 00:54:34,480
Sort of.
728
00:54:39,568 --> 00:54:40,987
We'll take it.
729
00:54:44,699 --> 00:54:45,699
What's this?
730
00:54:46,158 --> 00:54:51,289
With this coin, King Henry of Navarre
redeemed from captivity his friend, Count
Antoine de Martignac...
731
00:54:51,956 --> 00:54:55,334
...then it was among those with which the
Chateau de Royale castle was bought...
732
00:54:56,127 --> 00:55:00,298
Then it was put in a chest where it stayed
for a hundred years, but was stolen during
the fire in 1745...
733
00:55:00,423 --> 00:55:01,507
Stop.
734
00:55:03,092 --> 00:55:04,719
We don't take foreign currency.
735
00:55:09,807 --> 00:55:11,350
Where are you going? Stop, stop!
736
00:55:14,186 --> 00:55:15,896
Stop!
He stole your coin!
737
00:55:16,397 --> 00:55:17,732
The waiter!
738
00:55:19,483 --> 00:55:21,152
That's OK, he needs it more than I do.
739
00:55:21,569 --> 00:55:22,945
Just do something!
740
00:55:23,779 --> 00:55:25,197
Nothing needs to be done.
741
00:55:25,614 --> 00:55:27,074
He needs it more, really.
742
00:55:30,411 --> 00:55:31,954
You're so saint that I feel sick.
743
00:55:35,291 --> 00:55:38,711
The smell of a true man. How is he
supposed to smell?
744
00:55:39,003 --> 00:55:40,046
It depends.
745
00:55:45,676 --> 00:55:46,886
Try it!
746
00:55:52,141 --> 00:55:54,894
Oh, Seraphim! That's enough.
747
00:55:56,729 --> 00:55:58,773
Do I smell like a real man? Smell it.
748
00:56:06,781 --> 00:56:08,157
Do I?
749
00:56:17,666 --> 00:56:19,835
You smell absolutely different.
750
00:56:20,252 --> 00:56:22,772
Sure, the perfume unfolds different ways
with different persons.
751
00:56:23,339 --> 00:56:26,050
Young man, this is your aroma, take it!
752
00:56:26,967 --> 00:56:28,803
- My aroma?
- Young man!
753
00:56:30,304 --> 00:56:33,516
- You don't need it.
- But he said it's my aroma!
754
00:56:34,058 --> 00:56:35,393
Just trust me!
755
00:56:36,185 --> 00:56:37,545
Miss, please check this new aroma.
756
00:56:40,773 --> 00:56:41,899
What is she doing?
757
00:56:44,485 --> 00:56:45,485
Dancing.
758
00:56:45,861 --> 00:56:47,154
Why?
759
00:56:49,448 --> 00:56:51,492
She's in a good mood.
760
00:56:52,410 --> 00:56:55,037
I'm in a good mood too.
But I'm not dancing.
761
00:56:56,622 --> 00:56:57,706
Why?
762
00:56:59,834 --> 00:57:01,877
In a whirlwind of gay couples whirl...
763
00:57:02,586 --> 00:57:04,630
We've almost said good-bye to this year...
764
00:57:05,339 --> 00:57:07,383
- Get a music centre for your briney...
- Seraphim!
765
00:57:08,509 --> 00:57:13,139
- Everybody's looking at us!
- So what! I'm in a good mood. Let's dance!
766
00:57:13,722 --> 00:57:16,183
Please! Come on!
767
00:57:17,518 --> 00:57:18,686
Stop!
768
00:57:19,353 --> 00:57:20,771
Put your hand on my waist.
769
00:57:21,021 --> 00:57:23,065
- Where?
- My waist.
770
00:57:23,524 --> 00:57:25,568
Let's dance like her.
771
00:57:59,268 --> 00:58:00,769
I feel dizzy.
772
00:58:03,230 --> 00:58:05,566
It's good, you're supposed to.
773
00:58:26,378 --> 00:58:27,546
Nice job, old man!
774
00:58:27,963 --> 00:58:29,340
I'm not an old man. I'm a guy!
775
00:58:29,715 --> 00:58:31,133
Her boyfriend!
776
00:58:31,759 --> 00:58:34,470
Well, man, your girlfriend is the prettiest
ever.
777
00:58:34,803 --> 00:58:36,096
Thanks!
778
00:58:36,305 --> 00:58:38,349
She's my girlfriend just for one day!
779
00:58:43,437 --> 00:58:45,481
Girlfriend for one day?
780
00:58:46,106 --> 00:58:47,191
Yes, sure!
781
00:58:52,821 --> 00:58:54,365
I'm not your girlfriend at all.
782
00:58:59,495 --> 00:59:01,163
Sasha!
783
00:59:37,241 --> 00:59:38,241
Sasha!
784
00:59:49,545 --> 00:59:50,546
Sasha!
785
00:59:55,926 --> 00:59:56,926
Wait!
786
00:59:59,054 --> 01:00:00,556
Wait!
787
01:00:01,140 --> 01:00:02,391
What?
788
01:00:03,392 --> 01:00:05,144
You forgot the skis!
789
01:00:05,978 --> 01:00:10,482
Keep them. You still have time to ski.
There's plenty of time till 12 o'clock.
790
01:00:38,260 --> 01:00:39,261
Varv?
791
01:00:40,137 --> 01:00:41,305
Where are you?
792
01:00:41,680 --> 01:00:45,976
At home! Treating the prince. He doesn't want
to go to hospital. He prefers grandma's home.
793
01:00:46,477 --> 01:00:49,438
Listen, I checked the encyclopedia. Angel
means 'a messenger'.
794
01:00:49,980 --> 01:00:54,693
Sasha, if he's an angel, then there's a good reason for
that!! Understand? He's here to deliver a message.
795
01:00:55,069 --> 01:00:56,862
So nail him down, and make him talk!
796
01:00:57,237 --> 01:01:00,491
There's nobody to nail down, we broke up!
797
01:01:00,658 --> 01:01:04,119
Broke up? Come to my place! Grandma
misses you.
798
01:01:04,828 --> 01:01:06,872
Prince made some chops.
799
01:01:08,207 --> 01:01:10,668
Hey, some Olympian! Olympian!
800
01:01:12,086 --> 01:01:13,879
Just look at this guy.
801
01:01:14,338 --> 01:01:17,007
What's he doing? Not bad, huh?
802
01:01:17,675 --> 01:01:19,009
I'm gonna call you back.
803
01:01:21,929 --> 01:01:24,306
- He's skiing for the first time!
- Oh come on.
804
01:01:24,723 --> 01:01:26,767
Oh come on! Ninety miles an hour!
805
01:01:27,142 --> 01:01:30,396
First time, my ass! No matter how good the
skier is...
806
01:01:30,896 --> 01:01:32,940
the lay of line is too hard.
807
01:01:33,524 --> 01:01:34,983
He loves hard lays.
808
01:01:39,113 --> 01:01:42,825
Hey, shall we stop? The guy is gonna trip
over.
809
01:01:43,409 --> 01:01:45,786
He's not a guy.
810
01:01:47,371 --> 01:01:48,831
Step on it, please!
811
01:01:48,956 --> 01:01:49,665
What?
812
01:01:49,915 --> 01:01:51,083
Step on it!
813
01:01:59,842 --> 01:02:00,842
Get out!
814
01:02:03,637 --> 01:02:07,725
Sitting in my car. Get out! Get out!
815
01:02:08,225 --> 01:02:10,269
Ok, I'm out.
816
01:02:10,728 --> 01:02:13,439
How can you treat him like that? How can
you all treat us like that?
817
01:02:14,440 --> 01:02:19,069
We love you, ready to break our necks for
you, so that you can give yourself airs.
818
01:02:20,404 --> 01:02:21,804
- You'll step on it at home!
- What?
819
01:02:22,656 --> 01:02:23,949
You know what I mean by 'it'!
820
01:02:24,867 --> 01:02:26,285
You heard me!
821
01:02:27,327 --> 01:02:28,871
Hey! Olympian!
822
01:02:38,213 --> 01:02:39,506
They ski just fine.
823
01:02:39,840 --> 01:02:41,383
Dad's gonna love them.
824
01:02:41,925 --> 01:02:46,263
Sasha, I said you're my girlfriend for one day,
but for me that means my entire life. Do you understand?
825
01:02:46,847 --> 01:02:52,352
No, no!
Love is a real and earthy feeling...
826
01:02:53,061 --> 01:02:55,105
...and it requires another person to be
nearby...
827
01:02:56,815 --> 01:02:58,859
- ...to feel his touches.
- Ok, touch me!
828
01:02:59,610 --> 01:03:00,778
I don't believe this.
829
01:03:01,904 --> 01:03:03,947
Wait. Wait!
830
01:03:04,198 --> 01:03:05,574
Wait. Wait!
831
01:03:06,033 --> 01:03:08,660
Why? You wanted us to kiss each other?
832
01:03:09,912 --> 01:03:11,079
Me? With you?
833
01:03:12,748 --> 01:03:14,625
Look at yourself. You're not even a man!
834
01:03:17,461 --> 01:03:20,631
But I smell like a real man!
835
01:03:22,382 --> 01:03:23,884
No, you smell of magic!
836
01:03:24,593 --> 01:03:30,516
Like an angel, I don't know. But that has
nothing in common with a man!
837
01:03:30,891 --> 01:03:33,685
Ok, then. What shall I do? Tell me!
838
01:03:34,019 --> 01:03:35,312
I don't know...
839
01:03:35,979 --> 01:03:39,149
If a man asks such a question,
then he's not a man at all!
840
01:04:12,558 --> 01:04:14,017
Let's go, Vitya!
841
01:04:19,940 --> 01:04:21,483
Oh! It's them again. Skiing.
842
01:04:21,859 --> 01:04:25,195
I'll hit them on the head with those
skis if something goes wrong.
843
01:04:26,029 --> 01:04:28,989
- So, what happened this time?
- Hurry, please. I don't know, he just fell!
844
01:04:29,199 --> 01:04:30,199
He fell?
845
01:04:30,409 --> 01:04:32,452
- He won't say a thing.
- Nothing new!
846
01:04:32,786 --> 01:04:34,037
Where does it hurt?
847
01:04:35,122 --> 01:04:36,122
Here!
848
01:04:36,623 --> 01:04:39,793
That's because you've been skiing with
broken ribs!
849
01:04:40,127 --> 01:04:42,588
How come they're broken? He's been
walking today!
850
01:04:42,921 --> 01:04:45,090
He's been flying today as well. Come on,
put him on the stretcher.
851
01:04:45,465 --> 01:04:47,009
Vitya, just put him.
852
01:04:54,850 --> 01:04:56,143
Your hand is so warm!
853
01:04:58,103 --> 01:04:59,104
What does it mean?
854
01:04:59,563 --> 01:05:02,608
- It means your heart pumps blood, for the
time being.
- The heart.
855
01:05:04,026 --> 01:05:05,569
Are you sure you're an angel?
856
01:05:08,572 --> 01:05:10,616
Could you please take
his skis off at least?
857
01:05:14,870 --> 01:05:16,204
Don't just stand there!
858
01:05:17,289 --> 01:05:19,333
Press your chest against!
859
01:05:20,542 --> 01:05:22,586
I said 'press your chest against'!
860
01:05:25,797 --> 01:05:28,258
I said press your chest against!
861
01:05:34,014 --> 01:05:36,850
I don't get it. Is this a dance invitation?
862
01:05:37,351 --> 01:05:39,394
You said 'press your chest against'.
863
01:05:41,438 --> 01:05:45,275
Dear! See I'm bald?
864
01:05:45,609 --> 01:05:50,113
That means I love women, and women love
me.
865
01:05:55,077 --> 01:05:56,203
Don't breathe!
866
01:05:58,413 --> 01:05:59,413
Give me your labs.
867
01:05:59,706 --> 01:06:01,166
Blood, urinalysis.
868
01:06:07,839 --> 01:06:08,839
Miss!
869
01:06:09,257 --> 01:06:10,550
Are you waiting for X-Rays?
870
01:06:13,637 --> 01:06:14,763
No.
871
01:06:15,263 --> 01:06:18,433
Stay here, don't cry. Everything's cured
nowadays.
872
01:06:18,892 --> 01:06:20,018
They'll fix you!
873
01:06:20,811 --> 01:06:22,396
What the fuck is this?
874
01:06:23,021 --> 01:06:26,483
- Why isn't it working? What's going on?
- Doc!
875
01:06:27,150 --> 01:06:29,194
Doc, here are the shots!
876
01:06:29,569 --> 01:06:32,781
I'm sorry, ma'am! But my X-Ray is broken.
877
01:06:33,740 --> 01:06:34,783
The shots!
878
01:06:35,325 --> 01:06:39,621
- I don't need these.
- Just do the X-Ray photography. Nobody
agrees to see us without it!
879
01:06:40,163 --> 01:06:43,125
Pavlik, Pavlik!
880
01:06:43,417 --> 01:06:44,626
Pavlik, come here!
881
01:06:45,043 --> 01:06:47,087
Let the doctor see you.
882
01:06:48,046 --> 01:06:49,131
See?
883
01:06:49,798 --> 01:06:51,842
He's entirely black now.
884
01:06:52,217 --> 01:06:53,719
Mom!
885
01:06:59,933 --> 01:07:02,936
So he's going to be black
for the rest of his life?
886
01:07:04,730 --> 01:07:06,106
Depends on him.
887
01:07:08,066 --> 01:07:10,652
Does anything depend on us?
888
01:07:11,695 --> 01:07:13,071
Everything.
889
01:07:16,366 --> 01:07:21,038
No, if I completely believe you're an angel,
I'll go nuts!
890
01:07:22,581 --> 01:07:25,208
People don't go nuts because
they believe in angels!
891
01:07:31,840 --> 01:07:33,508
What are they doing?
892
01:07:36,553 --> 01:07:38,597
Acting the goat.
893
01:07:39,473 --> 01:07:40,724
Who's the goat?
894
01:07:46,480 --> 01:07:47,680
Just put the skis. Here he is!
895
01:08:16,968 --> 01:08:19,012
I love acting the goat!
896
01:08:20,722 --> 01:08:22,766
Me too!
897
01:08:38,115 --> 01:08:44,079
Of course, it's not exactly a slide.
We have some slide in Kamchatka...
898
01:08:44,871 --> 01:08:47,231
where you're literally flying a mile and
yelling: mamaaaa...
899
01:08:50,377 --> 01:08:52,921
...and mom is standing beneath and
laughing.
900
01:08:57,259 --> 01:08:59,302
And then...
901
01:08:59,678 --> 01:09:01,721
...she left me.
902
01:09:03,849 --> 01:09:05,142
Left you?
903
01:09:07,144 --> 01:09:08,478
On the 31st of December...
904
01:09:09,855 --> 01:09:11,898
they went with dad to the mountains...
905
01:09:12,399 --> 01:09:14,442
...there was an avalanche...
906
01:09:14,609 --> 01:09:16,653
...and mom was gone,
907
01:09:17,696 --> 01:09:19,739
They loved each other so much. And what?
908
01:09:20,073 --> 01:09:22,117
Did that love save her?
909
01:09:22,367 --> 01:09:23,367
No!
910
01:09:23,785 --> 01:09:30,417
That's why I know I need to live here and
now, because nothing's gonna be then.
911
01:10:06,453 --> 01:10:07,787
I'm tired of miracles.
912
01:10:09,539 --> 01:10:11,583
I just want you to be an ordinary man.
913
01:10:11,833 --> 01:10:13,168
An ordinary man?
914
01:10:15,670 --> 01:10:16,963
How do you do that?
915
01:10:17,422 --> 01:10:20,717
It's very easy. Ordinary people go on a
visit...
916
01:10:21,301 --> 01:10:23,720
hide presents under the Christmas tree...
917
01:10:23,929 --> 01:10:25,972
...watch old movies, make wishes...
918
01:10:26,640 --> 01:10:27,641
And then?
919
01:10:28,099 --> 01:10:30,644
Then they go to sleep.
920
01:10:31,895 --> 01:10:32,896
And then?
921
01:10:33,855 --> 01:10:35,899
And then nothing! There's only "here and
now".
922
01:10:36,942 --> 01:10:40,695
And now I want to kiss you more than
anything.
923
01:10:41,696 --> 01:10:43,365
Sasha, I can't do that!
924
01:10:43,782 --> 01:10:45,825
But breaking into my life was not a problem
for you!
925
01:10:59,714 --> 01:11:01,091
Seraphim!
926
01:11:06,096 --> 01:11:07,096
Yes, dad!
927
01:11:08,598 --> 01:11:10,350
- Sasha! I love you so much!
- What?
928
01:11:10,725 --> 01:11:14,604
Don't be afraid of anything. I love you very much! Don't
be afraid of anything. My dear girl, I love you so much!!
929
01:11:15,021 --> 01:11:16,648
What dad? Dad, I can't hear you!
930
01:11:17,023 --> 01:11:20,068
Do you hear me?! I love you very much!
931
01:11:21,361 --> 01:11:22,361
Hello!
932
01:11:26,950 --> 01:11:28,994
No, no, no, no!
933
01:11:49,973 --> 01:11:52,093
I'm sorry, please, I need a phone like this,
urgently!
934
01:11:52,225 --> 01:11:53,310
One minute please!
935
01:11:56,438 --> 01:12:00,859
As we were informed by the press-service of
Ministry of Emergency Situations of
Russia...
936
01:12:01,818 --> 01:12:04,487
...Su-825 took off from
Petropavlovsk-Kamchatsky 12:03 Moscow
time. After overcoming some 500
kilometers...
937
01:12:04,863 --> 01:12:06,983
the crew discovered a combustion of one of
the engines
938
01:12:07,699 --> 01:12:12,912
what disrupted the navigation systems. The
crew is doing everything possible to land.
939
01:12:13,371 --> 01:12:15,540
The situation is complicated by bad weather
conditions. It's been heavily snowing there
for three hours now.
940
01:12:15,832 --> 01:12:17,876
Miss, your cell phone is fine.
941
01:12:18,460 --> 01:12:20,503
Hurry, please, my dad's there!
942
01:12:22,047 --> 01:12:29,554
The liner has 132 people on board,
including 7 crew members. All services of
the airport are on high alert...
943
01:12:29,804 --> 01:12:32,004
The subscriber's machine is switched o_ or
out of reach.
944
01:12:32,140 --> 01:12:34,184
...they have special duty doctors,
ambulances...
945
01:12:36,394 --> 01:12:40,815
It was the latest news in the last half an
hour, We will monitor all the further
developments.
946
01:13:36,079 --> 01:13:38,123
I asked you to get my mom back...
947
01:13:38,623 --> 01:13:40,667
you didn't...
948
01:13:43,128 --> 01:13:45,171
If you take my father...
949
01:13:46,506 --> 01:13:48,550
I will never believe again. Got that?
950
01:14:05,733 --> 01:14:08,862
You could also, pray to the Guardian-angel!
951
01:14:09,696 --> 01:14:11,322
Here he is!
952
01:14:13,032 --> 01:14:15,076
This one deceived me completely.
953
01:14:16,202 --> 01:14:18,246
- The Angel?
- That's right!
954
01:14:23,460 --> 01:14:25,211
Hello! Dad!
955
01:14:25,545 --> 01:14:26,545
Sasha, everything's ok.
956
01:14:27,005 --> 01:14:29,048
I'm alive. Don't worry.
957
01:14:30,008 --> 01:14:32,051
We just landed.
958
01:14:32,427 --> 01:14:33,470
Daddy!
959
01:14:33,803 --> 01:14:35,563
We'll be flying to Moscow in an hour. I'm
OK.
960
01:14:36,556 --> 01:14:39,184
Hello, hello, dad!
961
01:14:40,643 --> 01:14:42,520
Great!
962
01:14:46,107 --> 01:14:47,358
Thanks!
963
01:14:47,942 --> 01:14:49,110
Dad's alive!
964
01:14:53,031 --> 01:14:54,365
May I?
965
01:14:59,078 --> 01:15:01,122
Nice work. You deserved thanks.
966
01:15:05,502 --> 01:15:07,545
Come on in. Take them o_.
967
01:15:11,424 --> 01:15:13,468
Give me the candy.
968
01:15:14,344 --> 01:15:15,762
Give it to me.
969
01:15:16,095 --> 01:15:19,098
Keep your voices down. Or I'll
tell the Lord you're not behaving.
970
01:15:20,016 --> 01:15:22,096
And I'll tell him you steal
candies from the factory.
971
01:15:22,519 --> 01:15:24,562
What are you saying?
972
01:15:32,695 --> 01:15:34,405
I'm sorry.
973
01:15:34,906 --> 01:15:37,784
Are you the packer number 5? Red October
factory?
974
01:15:39,744 --> 01:15:41,162
Why?
975
01:15:42,789 --> 01:15:45,500
If you don't stop doing that,
they'll fire you.
976
01:15:46,626 --> 01:15:48,670
Jeeze! I wasn't taking much.
977
01:15:50,129 --> 01:15:51,631
I won't do it anyway!
978
01:17:02,452 --> 01:17:04,495
Could you please tell me what time it is?
979
01:17:05,705 --> 01:17:06,706
Sure!
980
01:17:08,416 --> 01:17:10,668
- It's ten!
- She's gonna kill me.
981
01:17:14,881 --> 01:17:16,924
You still had 2 hours left.
982
01:17:17,467 --> 01:17:19,510
And you already vanished!
983
01:17:26,809 --> 01:17:27,852
Rodion!
984
01:17:28,227 --> 01:17:30,271
- You scared me!
- Why are you wandering here?
985
01:17:30,605 --> 01:17:33,483
You should be at my place in half an hour!
Get in. Come on, come on.
986
01:17:39,530 --> 01:17:44,077
So what's all that shit with Valera. He keeps
calling and telling me some angel stories.
987
01:17:45,828 --> 01:17:47,872
Didn't he tell you anything about red
panties?
988
01:17:50,124 --> 01:17:52,168
No. Nothing on that.
989
01:17:55,296 --> 01:17:56,464
Stop here.
990
01:17:57,382 --> 01:17:59,842
No, I don't help blinkers on principle!
991
01:18:00,218 --> 01:18:01,678
Just stop it, will you?
992
01:18:08,851 --> 01:18:13,022
Hey guys, could you please give me a ride?
It's only one block. The belt died!
993
01:18:14,691 --> 01:18:15,900
Get in.
994
01:18:23,241 --> 01:18:24,534
Don't you recognize me?
995
01:18:28,204 --> 01:18:29,914
No, I'm sorry.
996
01:18:31,416 --> 01:18:33,918
You actually took me to
the university today!
997
01:18:34,836 --> 01:18:35,836
Me?
998
01:18:37,255 --> 01:18:40,007
I have an official car. We're not
allowed to give anybody a ride!
999
01:18:48,891 --> 01:18:53,521
I got this for my mom. For two years she
wouldn't talk to my wife.
1000
01:18:53,938 --> 01:18:55,982
And today she called...
1001
01:18:56,399 --> 01:19:00,570
jittering. She said 'God
was about to punish me'.
1002
01:19:01,446 --> 01:19:03,489
I asked 'what happened mammy'?
1003
01:19:04,907 --> 01:19:07,702
She answered 'my dog was run over by a
car'.
1004
01:19:08,035 --> 01:19:11,622
Because of that dog she pulled the chill on
with my wife.
1005
01:19:12,165 --> 01:19:14,208
One day she said 'my dog
1006
01:19:14,500 --> 01:19:16,544
is better than your Lena'
1007
01:19:17,128 --> 01:19:19,380
So did the dog survive?
1008
01:19:19,964 --> 01:19:21,132
It's not that simple.
1009
01:19:21,674 --> 01:19:22,925
This is what she told me.
1010
01:19:23,968 --> 01:19:26,888
There was a man with a woman passing by,
1011
01:19:27,680 --> 01:19:32,810
the woman put her hands on that dog, and it
revived!
1012
01:19:33,227 --> 01:19:35,271
Some paranormalist vets?
1013
01:19:35,563 --> 01:19:37,607
Yes, I laughed myself.
1014
01:19:37,899 --> 01:19:39,942
But she was so serious, she said 'God,
1015
01:19:40,234 --> 01:19:41,402
was about to punish me'.
1016
01:19:43,404 --> 01:19:47,033
Could you stop it here?
1017
01:20:00,254 --> 01:20:01,714
So, did you pass your exam?
1018
01:20:14,101 --> 01:20:17,939
This is the creative idea.
1019
01:20:18,439 --> 01:20:21,359
This firm really has some imagination,
although, I don't give a shit.
1020
01:20:21,943 --> 01:20:22,985
You can pick your wings!
1021
01:20:23,277 --> 01:20:25,321
- No, thanks!
- You have to!
1022
01:20:26,322 --> 01:20:29,367
Young man, any chance we could be more
careful? Thank you.
1023
01:20:30,660 --> 01:20:32,703
You stole our coin today?
1024
01:20:33,246 --> 01:20:34,246
What coin?
1025
01:20:34,914 --> 01:20:36,994
Of the 16th century. With which King Henry
of Navarre
1026
01:20:37,250 --> 01:20:40,503
redeemed from captivity his friend, Memory
any better?
- I'm sorry, I'm not aware of any coin or
Henry?
1027
01:20:41,128 --> 01:20:46,592
Young man, just keep up the work,
everything's OK. Sasha, come here!
1028
01:20:47,260 --> 01:20:49,303
I'm sure it was him?
1029
01:20:49,887 --> 01:20:52,390
Sasha, listen, thanks!
1030
01:20:53,641 --> 01:20:57,895
Look at me, look at me, look at me. Are you
OK?
1031
01:21:02,108 --> 01:21:04,151
Well, I fell out of the window today.
1032
01:21:06,863 --> 01:21:11,701
I think I have something for you in the
kitchen, let's go!
1033
01:21:21,168 --> 01:21:23,212
Rodion!
1034
01:21:23,504 --> 01:21:25,548
I won't let you out until you make friends!
1035
01:21:26,757 --> 01:21:28,467
What? Rodion! Open it!
1036
01:21:29,802 --> 01:21:33,306
- I'll break the lock!
- Feel free, you'll cover it with your
scholarship!
1037
01:21:36,434 --> 01:21:39,687
It was my sister, Marina, from Chelyabinsk!
1038
01:21:41,063 --> 01:21:43,107
Valer, I don't care either way.
1039
01:21:51,657 --> 01:21:53,701
Why are you being so disputatious?
1040
01:21:54,785 --> 01:21:56,829
I'm not.
1041
01:21:57,371 --> 01:21:59,415
Look! You're not saint yourself, are you?
1042
01:21:59,957 --> 01:22:02,597
I thought we're modern people, and
perfectly understand each other.
1043
01:22:02,793 --> 01:22:03,419
Valer!
1044
01:22:03,794 --> 01:22:05,838
- Do you ski?
- Yes, I do!
1045
01:22:06,881 --> 01:22:08,925
What's your personal record?
1046
01:22:10,676 --> 01:22:12,720
30 miles an hour!
1047
01:22:13,304 --> 01:22:15,348
It's very little!
1048
01:22:18,893 --> 01:22:21,213
And do you know that there can't be 2
identical snowflakes.
1049
01:22:22,521 --> 01:22:23,648
So what?
1050
01:22:25,107 --> 01:22:30,571
Or did you know that Henry of Navarre spent his
last coin to redeem from captivity his best friend.
1051
01:22:32,531 --> 01:22:36,827
Tell your tycoon skier that I'm gonna break
his face.
1052
01:22:39,497 --> 01:22:43,250
You can't do that! He can lift a bench with
one hand.
1053
01:22:53,177 --> 01:22:55,221
- Am I forgiven?
- Yes...
1054
01:22:56,806 --> 01:22:58,849
...now you can ask Rodion to open the door!
1055
01:22:59,684 --> 01:23:01,727
Rodion, open the door!
1056
01:23:04,480 --> 01:23:08,025
Now a kiss!
1057
01:23:13,364 --> 01:23:14,824
What are you doing?
1058
01:23:15,157 --> 01:23:17,201
He suffered so much...
1059
01:23:17,535 --> 01:23:22,039
and Rodik left all his guests to come get
you. It's New Year!
1060
01:23:24,208 --> 01:23:25,668
You won't understand!
1061
01:23:29,839 --> 01:23:35,720
Seven billion people live on the Earth, and women make three and a
half billion. And beautiful women according to the statistics...
1062
01:23:36,178 --> 01:23:37,263
Don't touch me!
1063
01:23:51,027 --> 01:23:52,361
So who's this guy?
1064
01:23:53,320 --> 01:23:55,364
I thought everybody's here.
1065
01:24:00,077 --> 01:24:01,412
Friends!
1066
01:24:06,167 --> 01:24:09,378
Imagine this picture - the park in the
morning, and a man is dying by the post.
1067
01:24:09,879 --> 01:24:13,340
Everybody just passed by, except him!
1068
01:24:14,383 --> 01:24:19,722
This is a man with a warm heart and powerful torso! If it
wasn't for him, you'd be coming in 3 days with red garlands!
1069
01:24:20,681 --> 01:24:21,766
How did you get here?
1070
01:24:22,224 --> 01:24:24,268
You invited me, remember?
1071
01:24:31,901 --> 01:24:32,901
Where have you been?
1072
01:24:33,319 --> 01:24:36,238
I brought your father's
skis and your dress!
1073
01:24:38,032 --> 01:24:40,284
Sasha, what dress? Do you guys know each
other?
1074
01:24:40,910 --> 01:24:42,036
Yes, sure.
1075
01:24:42,244 --> 01:24:44,914
- I'm her boyfriend.
- Then who am I?
1076
01:24:47,792 --> 01:24:49,112
You were her boyfriend yesterday.
1077
01:24:49,627 --> 01:24:51,670
Me? Yesterday?
1078
01:24:53,172 --> 01:24:55,216
Valera, Valera!
1079
01:24:55,674 --> 01:24:59,220
Marina from Chelyabinsk loves you very
much, she's waiting for you.
1080
01:25:11,941 --> 01:25:13,234
Where's my dress?
1081
01:25:38,717 --> 01:25:39,969
You came back for good?
1082
01:25:41,512 --> 01:25:43,139
Depends on you.
1083
01:25:44,306 --> 01:25:45,641
How's that?
1084
01:25:47,268 --> 01:25:52,523
Sasha, people have the
greatest gift ever...
1085
01:25:53,149 --> 01:25:55,609
the freedom. You have to decide for
yourself.
1086
01:25:58,696 --> 01:26:00,739
Can we be together?
1087
01:26:02,366 --> 01:26:06,495
Yes, we can live together, long and even
happy, and we'll have children.
1088
01:26:07,997 --> 01:26:10,040
But heaven for me will be closed forever
then.
1089
01:26:12,042 --> 01:26:13,419
Why?
1090
01:26:13,752 --> 01:26:15,796
They don't receive fallen angels.
1091
01:26:17,423 --> 01:26:18,507
What shall we do?
1092
01:26:19,884 --> 01:26:21,927
It's up to you to decide.
If you say so, I'll stay.
1093
01:26:28,517 --> 01:26:29,685
I feel dizzy.
1094
01:26:30,311 --> 01:26:36,942
Jeeze, you're saying all the time 'love,
love' and I learned just now what love is!
1095
01:26:37,401 --> 01:26:38,736
One!
1096
01:26:42,865 --> 01:26:45,201
I can't do this. I'm not ready.
Don't do this to me.
1097
01:26:45,618 --> 01:26:47,661
Five, six!
1098
01:26:49,955 --> 01:26:51,999
Ok, go! No, wait!
1099
01:26:52,917 --> 01:26:59,298
Wait, you kept telling me that for everything
there's a good reason. So, why are you here?
1100
01:26:59,924 --> 01:27:01,967
Eight! Nine!
1101
01:27:02,343 --> 01:27:04,386
You'll understand it someday.
1102
01:27:05,512 --> 01:27:07,556
Ten! Eleven!
1103
01:27:09,308 --> 01:27:10,768
Go.
1104
01:27:11,185 --> 01:27:13,229
Twelve!
1105
01:27:33,916 --> 01:27:35,960
Sash!
1106
01:27:36,168 --> 01:27:38,212
Happy New Year, sweet!
1107
01:27:39,129 --> 01:27:41,173
I had a phone call to take.
1108
01:27:45,261 --> 01:27:47,304
He flew away!
1109
01:27:49,056 --> 01:27:52,851
- You should've held him!
- I let him go!
1110
01:27:53,560 --> 01:27:56,563
- You shouldn't have done that!
- Don't cry, he'll be back.
1111
01:28:07,324 --> 01:28:12,705
Happy New Year Sasha! I'm at the airport!! But I won't be able
to reach home! My flight is in 2 hours! Could you come here?
1112
01:28:46,780 --> 01:28:48,824
Wait, Wait!
1113
01:28:49,074 --> 01:28:52,703
Here, forgive me,
I couldn't resist back then.
1114
01:28:53,912 --> 01:28:56,165
Keep it. You need it more than I do.
1115
01:29:38,665 --> 01:29:40,709
Dad!
1116
01:29:50,719 --> 01:29:51,720
Hey!
1117
01:29:51,970 --> 01:29:52,638
What?
1118
01:29:52,805 --> 01:29:55,432
- Great dress!
- Like it?
1119
01:29:55,974 --> 01:29:58,477
I lost Seryoga! What a fool?
1120
01:30:02,106 --> 01:30:03,148
Shall we go?
1121
01:30:06,276 --> 01:30:10,489
We were flying in circles over the airfield.
Everybody screaming, crying, praying,
1122
01:30:11,198 --> 01:30:15,327
and I called you, I thought I needed to hear your voice at least.
Dad!
1123
01:30:15,702 --> 01:30:23,702
Suddenly the plane started to dive down,
and everything was calm, and the light was
On.
1124
01:30:24,586 --> 01:30:28,132
In five minutes we safely landed. Can you
imagine it?
1125
01:30:28,715 --> 01:30:29,716
Yes!
1126
01:30:35,305 --> 01:30:36,348
Dad!
1127
01:30:37,182 --> 01:30:39,893
Did you love mom very much?
1128
01:30:42,563 --> 01:30:45,607
Yes, and I still love her.
1129
01:30:53,115 --> 01:30:55,159
It seems Reykjavik was just announced.
1130
01:30:56,201 --> 01:30:59,204
- Time to go.
- Dad! I got these skis for you!
1131
01:30:59,580 --> 01:31:00,831
How did you guess?
1132
01:31:02,541 --> 01:31:04,822
Great. I'll pick them on my way back! I
completely forgot!
1133
01:31:05,586 --> 01:31:12,551
In hurry we were pushed on different flights, and Seryoga forgot
his ticket. He'll be flying in a day. Could you pass this?
1134
01:31:12,843 --> 01:31:14,178
Yes, sure!
1135
01:31:14,511 --> 01:31:15,762
That's great!
1136
01:31:31,570 --> 01:31:39,570
Such nice hospital, doctors drunk, nurses drunk, the patient
with a dropper drunk too! No limits! You should've come!
1137
01:31:50,506 --> 01:31:53,592
Miss, is this the 5th building?
1138
01:31:56,803 --> 01:31:57,971
Seraphim?
1139
01:31:58,597 --> 01:31:59,890
My name is Sergey,
1140
01:32:01,683 --> 01:32:03,060
and you are Sasha?
1141
01:32:03,769 --> 01:32:05,062
San Sanich's daughter?
1142
01:32:05,646 --> 01:32:10,192
I came to see you. I lost him, and
he told me you have my tickets.
1143
01:32:15,239 --> 01:32:17,282
Well, do you have my airplane tickets?
1144
01:32:17,616 --> 01:32:19,034
Yes, sure.
1145
01:32:24,498 --> 01:32:27,084
Great, that was so stupid.
1146
01:32:30,170 --> 01:32:31,755
You're very much like your photo.
1147
01:32:32,673 --> 01:32:34,007
Which one?
1148
01:32:34,383 --> 01:32:36,426
Sanich has it on his wall.
1149
01:32:37,970 --> 01:32:40,013
It's not me, it's my mom.
1150
01:32:40,264 --> 01:32:41,265
I see!
1151
01:32:42,349 --> 01:32:44,393
- She's a very beautiful woman!
- Thanks!
1152
01:32:45,644 --> 01:32:47,145
Your mom.
1153
01:32:55,028 --> 01:33:01,577
Ok, I've gotta catch my plane. Thank you so
much. Good-bye!
1154
01:33:04,454 --> 01:33:05,831
Sergey!
1155
01:33:07,332 --> 01:33:10,043
Your jacket is dirty!
1156
01:33:17,134 --> 01:33:19,177
And what should we do with it?
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