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Seriously?

You slept with someone else and I didn't.

Yeah, but that was the whole point of the game, wasn't it?

You're gonna hold it against me now?

No, but I didn't do it because I thought you definitely wouldn't.

How should I know what you think I'll do?

Because… Because… You…

I don't know! I just wanted to do something exciting, different.

Yes, Anna, and that's great, but I just don't think this game is it.

Okay, then what?

No idea. We can do something else that's exciting…

Parachuting. Climbing Mount Everest in flip-flops.

Or we can have another child.

Are you serious?

No!

Anna, I'm sorry.

I want you to be happy,

and I also understand that you want to try out something new.

I just don't think the solution is us having sex with our friends.

I'll find something exciting for us to do.

I promise.

Okay.

Surprise me.

Anything you say can and will be used against you.

Officer, I am innocent.

Are you really?

No.

Shit.

No, don't answer it.

-It's the babysitting agency. -Then definitely don't answer it.

Hello?

Yes, hello. Lukas here from Happy Kids.

That was the last time we send someone to you.

What? No!

I have someone booked for today. I have to go to work.

We've advised other agencies to put you on a blacklist…

Damn it.

We're not done here. I'm still under arrest.

Hey, it's okay. We're gonna figure it out.

Okay, then you look after them today.

I'd love to, but I have a deadline to meet.

I still need to finish the cartoon.

And I have a wedding to organize.

Can't Anna manage by herself?

Do you have a problem taking my job seriously?

Bella, I have a deadline. I really don't have time today.

Come on. Please.

I know who definitely has plenty of time.

Your mother.

No way, Bella.

Bella, please.

Please don't.

Hey! No! Bella--

ANNABELLA WEDDING PLANNERS

I still don't understand why nothing happened between you and Samu.

I don't know. But it doesn't matter now.

Anna…

Paul is probably right.

You can't just sleep with someone and expect that nothing will change.

Don't tell me you've chickened out.

Can we please quit talking about it?

Okay.

Don't you want to know how my night went?

Okay, let me guess.

Champagne, caviar…

Caviar and the most expensive oysters in the world.

And how was the sex?

This is all he did. Sadly, we didn't get any further.

What?

Then nobody really had sex during the game.

Except for…

Paul and Julie.

Okay, this whole thing was a stupid idea.

-Hi. -Hi.

I hope I'm not interrupting.

Actually, we're in the middle of organizing--

No, not at all.

-I just wanted to… -I'll leave you two alone.

I have to go water the flowers.

-This is cool. -Yeah.

I just wanted to quickly check if you were okay.

Yeah, totally.

Well, yesterday was all a little too much.

And it had nothing to do with you, the fact that we didn't…

I thought our night was really special just the way it was.

Well, except for the part where we got locked up.

Yeah, that kind of killed the mood.

I just liked talking to you.

I liked that, too.

And it really wasn't my intention to question your life choices.

It's all good. I often wonder myself how we became so boring.

You chose a more exciting life for yourself.

And the last few years have been something of a roller coaster.

-At work or in your private life? -Both.

My music has changed. I have changed.

And is that a good thing?

I really don't know.

At some point, I couldn't sleep, but I wasn't really awake either.

That sounds tough.

Siena once asked me

what was the last place where I felt truly safe.

This is the only place I could think of.

You mean, you missed us.

Maybe.

And do you really want to stay here, Siena and you?

Yeah.

Right now, this feels right.

I'll let you get back to work.

Yes. Thank you.

Bye.

Bye.

You still haven't told me about your night with Bella.

A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell.

You were raised too well.

Unlike me.

Is that so?

Paul and I were quite naughty.

Okay.

How naughty?

At first, we just kissed.

Just very briefly across the table.

Then he pulled me toward him and I could feel how hard he was.

And how did that feel?

Big.

And hot and stiff.

Just like you right now.

Then what did he do to you?

"Ten ways to rekindle your sex life."

"BDSM." Okay.

PLAY WITH POWER, PLEASURE AND TRUST

7. ROLE-PLAY 8. WATER SPORTS 9. FISTING

"Water sports."

"Intimacy with fluids."

No.

Okay.

I need to talk to you guys. Now.

Talking is boring.

We want ice cream.

No. Ice cream is unhealthy.

But talking can be fun.

So it's kind of like ice cream.

We want ice cream.

I know that your behavior is a way of expressing your feelings.

But we have to pull ourselves together and get this done.

Let me do my work and you do yours.

That means quit wrecking the house.

And quit throwing pillows, okay?

-What did I just say? -"Quit throwing pillows"?

-And boogers. -You didn't say that.

Okay. No pillows, no boogers.

-Can we throw chairs? -No!

What if a chair just falls over?

You're not throwing anything at all. No shoving or knocking stuff over, okay?

Otherwise, I'll have to call someone, and if she comes…

there'll be no more ice cream, no boogers, and no more fun.

Who's that?

A monster. A beast.

Godzilla.

Cool!

No. Not cool.

Oh, man.

"Gang bang."

Weren't you going to Leo's?

Oh yeah. In a minute.

You look nice.

Thank you.

Well, Bella and Julie will be here any minute.

Yeah.

SEXUAL ENCOUNTER

GANGBANG - MULTITUDES, TRUST & CLEAR AGREEMENTS

What are you doing?

Nothing.

It's a surprise.

Have you found something?

I sure have.

Is it sexy?

Very.

So sexy that…

Yeah…

Well, it's not illegal, but it should be.

Okay.

And how was your day?

Well, the wedding today was small and intimate.

Sounds really nice.

Hey, am I too early?

-No, no. -No, all good.

-I was just heading out. -Yeah.

-Bye. -Bye.

-Bella's not here yet? -No, not yet.

Anna, I'm sorry about how things went with the game and the police.

I'm sorry, too. You didn't do anything wrong.

I was the one who dragged Paul into it in the first place.

-Can we just forget about it? -Yeah.

Yeah?

-Friends? -Yeah.

It's really quiet today.

Are Karla and Che not here?

Yeah, they're upstairs.

Okay, are you sure everything's okay with them?

Why all the fuss? I just had a conversation with them as equals.

Speaking of conversations.

I have a problem.

Paul is planning something to spice things up between us.

What's he planning? Leaving the light on for a change?

-You underestimate him. -Yeah, Paul is very passionate.

The question you have to ask yourself is,

"Am I happy with having the same penis inside me my whole life?"

-Bella! -What?

A fulfilling sex life isn't about how many penises you come across.

Okay. Forget about quantity. Let's talk about quality.

-How often does Paul make you come? -You don't have to answer.

Are you her lawyer?

Well…

Anyway, he's come up with a pretty sexy adventure for us.

Yeah.

How about a candlelit dinner at the Clavor?

Or a threesome?

-Tantric massage. -A foursome.

Or a surprise weekend in Paris.

-You could get your dick pierced. -Leo, please. Seriously?

Do I look like that kind of guy?

Dad! Dad!

The movie is over!

Really? Was that 117 minutes already?

Okay. You can watch one more. The password is 7777.

But don't sit in Mom's spot. And don't take Mom's expensive blanket…

"You think the game is over, but it's only just begun!"

Am I interrupting?

-Samu! -Samu.

Samu?

The door was open.

Samu, come in.

It's great you're here.

-Great to see you. -You brought beer?

The game proved once again that I'm a total coward.

-Objection. -Bullshit.

Then how come I haven't tried even half the stuff you have?

Honey, I'm not a role model for you.

Granted.

In any case, sex isn't the only worthwhile experience life has to offer.

Well, sex with Samu would definitely have been a worthwhile experience.

God, my cowardice just ruins everything for me.

At least you told Paul

that the same old in and out doesn't send you into ecstasy.

-We're proud of you. -Yeah.

-Here's to women who say what they want. -Cheers to that.

-Cheers! -Cheers!

What about you?

Did you talk with Valentin?

It hasn't really come up yet.

Julie?

I don't know.

Valentin is still unsure about the topic. I don't want to put any pressure on him.

If you want kids, you have to tell him that.

Mica would probably abandon me in the desert to get adopted by you guys.

You'd be such a good mother.

If you want kids, you can't suppress that feeling because Valentin is unsure.

Okay, here's to women who get what they want.

Cheers.

Cheers.

Cheers.

Okay, is this how you guys spend your weekends?

Yes. You don't have to be here if you find it boring.

Okay. Speaking of boredom…

We have to help Paul.

Yes.

Okay. What's up?

-Anna-- -Hey, hey.

Yeah? That's private.

-Anna wants to play again and you don't. -No, she doesn't wanna play.

She just wants to do something else, something exciting, similar.

And?

-Oh, you can't think of anything. -We're still brainstorming.

It isn't easy to be sexy and exciting all the time.

Sure, you have to keep reinventing yourself.

How about SM, Paul?

-No. -She asked you to slap her the other day.

-Did she? -No!

-No, that was really something… -Paul, acting like someone else is hot.

Paul, just be Paul.

Yeah, be yourself.

Roleplay!

You can be yourself and whoever you want to be.

Doctor and patient, cop and robber, cat and dog.

Okay, stop. Are you hearing yourselves, guys?

"Just be yourself. You can be whoever you want."

-Oh, no. Sorry, I'll be right back. -No!

No! No!

-What's going on? -Blood has been spilled.

-What? No. -Yes!

-Where's the key? -Karla swallowed it.

-What? -No!

-What? -No.

-Yes. -What?

Oh no, not Mom's blanket.

You swallowed the key.

No!

-Yes! -No!

-Yes! -No!

-You swallowed the key. -No.

Karla, stop it!

Karla!

Karla!

Stop it!

Okay, children.

We are going to clean this up right now.

Hello, Mom.

Hello. The door was open.

-I'm going to see Julie. -Okay. Have fun!

I've been thinking.

The sexy plans.

Yeah?

How about some roleplay?

Okay.

Tell me more.

Well, I booked us a room at the Clavor.

And we can meet there dressed up as sexy strangers

and have some really good, hot, sexy, anonymous sexy sex.

Sexy?

-Sexy. -And romantic.

Sexy and romantic.

Come here.

This is so cool.

I think I also want to be an artist.

You can be whoever you like, Mica, sweetie. I promise you that.

The good thing is that you're young. You can try out all sorts of things.

If you think you want to go in a different direction, that's okay too.

Just do it.

Oh, hi!

Ah, hey!

-You're the owner of… -Claudel.

Jon.

I'm Valentin.

I'll get you a drink.

-There you go. -Thank you.

Babe!

Another round, please.

Tim, babe, this is Valentin from the park.

You would've seen him if you ever took our dog out for a walk.

Hey, I never wanted a dog.

-Hi. -Hi.

You bought the dog.

Yeah, I was kind of drunk at the time.

Oh, sorry.

Hey, you wanna dance?

Hi.

I'm not much of a dancer.

Okay. Maybe we can have a drink together?

Thanks, but I have a drink already.

Sorry, Micha. He's my date.

That's too bad.

I want to love you, feel you

Thank you for rescuing me.

He was about to propose to you.

I want to squeeze you, please you

I'm kidding.

Oh, right.

And if you move real slow I'll let it go

I'm so excited

And I just can't hide it

I'm about to lose control…

So you're not much of a dancer?

I don't feel like it today, no.

Then I'll hit the dance floor on my own.

Okay.

…I know I want you

Nice talking to you.

Thank you.

Anytime.

I'm so excited

"Just be Paul."

"Be someone else."

"Reinvent yourself."

Nope.

"Be sexy."

"Be romantic."

"You can be anyone."

Oh, man.

Doctor, patient, cop, robber, cat, dog, mouse, spider…

-What can I get you? -A crémant, please.

Of course.

-Thank you. -You're welcome.

You have a beautiful smile.

Thank you.

May I know your name?

Amelie.

Matteo.

-Nice to meet you. -You, too.

Are you from here?

I live in Paris.

Paris?

And what brought you here?

Business.

And also pleasure. Pleasure, too.

I…

To be honest with you, I'm waiting for someone.

A date.

I see.

That's too bad.

In that case, I wish you a lovely evening.

-Thank you. -Cheers.

Maybe…

In case the date doesn't work out…

Here's my number.

Thank you.

That's really a beautiful smile.

Anna.

Anna!

Anna.

-Paul? -Yeah!

Oh, God!

Paul!

Mica is fast asleep.

Valentin…

I want children.

I think you'd make a really wonderful mother.

What do you want?

For us to be happy.

And…

if that means children, then…

I want children, too.

-Here? -Yes, thanks.

I'm sorry.

It was a sweet idea.

Yeah, it just didn't work.

Surprise. I'm not actually a superhero.

I don't want a superhero.

Then what do you want, Anna?

I don't know.

The game. You wanted that.

All right.

Then let's play.