Original subtitles

What are you doing?

Hello! What the hell are you doing?

I'm enjoying a chocolate.

This is an ad for Chocolate, not Condoms.

Next!

You cops are a joke.

Chuck your uniforms...

...and wear a leash around your neck like Balwant Rai's pets.

You basket!

My foot! My Foot! My Foot!

In this lawless city your uniform can bully only the weak.

Handcuff only the oppressed.

Where're you going? Listen to me.

I'll drag you to the court you gotta bet for this! You basket!

We want to see you, Sunny Arora, not superstar Sunny Deol.

Okay, sir.

Ma!

I am back, Ma.

Look. Your son has become a big man, Ma.

Now you won't have to wash dishes anymore, Ma.

I've brought your favorite yellow saree too.

Ma!

Why don't you say something, Ma?

Ma!

Ma!

I'm just leaving. Wearing my shoes.

So...

Who will win Asia Cup this time?

I've no time for useless crap.

Useless crap!

The whole country watches it. Are we all useless?

And do I look useless to you?

Have you managed to make any progress yet?

I gave an audition yesterday.

Casting Director loved it.

I'm sure I'll get this part

You will see.

Hey, buddy!

Can you lend me some money, please?

I need to pay my phone bill.

We need an A.D. On our shoot.

Wanna do it?

Me... an Assistant Director?

So? Superstar Hrithik Roshan was an A. D.

Farhan Akhtar was an A. D.

Aamir Khan- AD. Emran Hashmi- AD. Ranbir Kapoor- AD.

They all are superstars today.

One learns the nuances of acting only behind the camera.

What say?

This reputation.

This wealth.

This fame.

It took your father 40 years to earn it.

And it took you 4 minutes to ruin everything

Without thinking about your in-laws or your husband.

Perhaps I made a mistake in your upbringing.

Ma!

Enough, no more!

Find your happiness... but away from here.

You're now a stranger to us.

Cut it!

Excellent, Ma'am. Excellent!

Thank you. - You were mind-blowing!

Make up! - Mandy...

So insipid, man - Why?

Where's the 'feel'? You know... 'feel'!

Mandy!

Hey, listen!

Wanna do an outdoor shoot?

For a movie?

Will you get me a part?

I swear, I'll give you my mother's heirloom bangles."

Shut up, film-worm

It's a documentary film.

A foreign crew is making it.

An AD-cum-Production boy is required.

A month in Rajasthan...

...and you'll be set for six months.

They pay in dollars, you see.

Great!

We have to leave after Holi.

You on?

When's Holi? When is it?"

When's Holi?

"Nights may get tired"

"Dreams are sleepless"

"Nights may get tired"

"Dreams are sleepless"

"Do not lose your heart, my friend"

"Fill your heart with mad fervour"

"Destiny may taunt you, fear not!"

"Take a flight! Take a leap of faith!"

"Take a flight! Take a leap of faith!"

"Don't sigh and whine."

"Don't drink yourself to death."

"Don't get into squabbles."

"I only want my home."

"No wandering here and there."

"I see the world."

"Nothing is hidden from my eyes."

"Dance in the world and sing heartily."

"My dreams bully me"

"Show me the finger, and summon me"

"My wallet contains only dreams"

"Spicy, succulent and crisp!"

"Destiny may taunt you, fear not!"

"Take a flight! Take a leap of faith!"

"I love my Champa Champa."

"I love my Champa Champa."

"My dreams are colorful and so dear to me"

"Give wings to my heart and fly away"

"My dreams are colorful"

"My dreams are colorful"

"I love my Champa Champa."

Hey, stop this damn shooting.

Confiscate the camera.

Put all their stuff in the Jeep.

How dare you shoot in the border area...

...without permission?

Who is your Heroine?

Ms. Bipasha Basu!

Without my permission...

...even a bird can't flutter it's wings here.

How'd you shoot here?

But sir, we...

We have the permission from the Ministry...

...that we can shoot anywhere in Rajasthan.

All of Rajasthan?

Then go ahead... but not in the border area.

But not here. Here... no!

But it says we can... We can shoot anywhere?

So, unless we don't...

...block the traffic or cause inconvenience for the locals?

You just did.

Here you are, here is my vehicle.

All of you are standing here. That makes it a jam.

And what did you say... inconvenience?

But, sir, at least take a look at the documents.

Central Government has given us permission to shoot in Rajasthan.

Ugh, who are you?

I don't talk to girls.

Confiscate the equipments.

I said "no shooting".

Dump their stuff in the Jeep.

Take the camera away. Take it! Take it all.

Sir, I've been asking these guys...

...to get permission from the Local Police Station.

But no.

He's the real Ministry.

Lord of this land.

He's a Parliament in himself.

So what if you are an American?

You may have influence in the Press.

Look at them, they're here to make film on infiltration!

Sir, word is...

...that infiltration is happening at the borders.

That too with the help of locals.

And not just that.

Some Government Officials...

...and few Police Officers are also involved, sir.

Oh, the infiltration... - But, sir...

Without your permission, even a bird can't flutter it's wings here.

Then how can there be any infiltration?

No uhh... - Am I right, sir?

You see infiltration is actually...

Sir, sir!

Why don't you say it on camera?

Your strong baritone should echo in the whole world.

Let me set up the camera.

What are you waiting for?

It's His Majesty's interview.

Sir, should we shoot?

Now what should I say...

Now you can take the camera.

Hey, put the camera down. Go ahead with your shooting.

Sure? - Sure. I've said it.

Did you hear that? We can shoot now.

Now you've the permission from the Ministry.

Thank him, guys.

What thanks?

It's our duty.

Sunny, we're taking the Jeep.

You follow us in the director's car as you finish.

And be careful. There're equipments inside.

Yes, my lady! - And come soon.

"You go, I'll follow"

Hey, come on!

"You go...

...l'll follow" Oh, no!

A wheel inside a wheel. A car over a wheel.

The car is my ride.

A little behind, a little aside...

A little behind, a little aside...

A wheel inside a wheel. A car over a wheel.

The car is my ride.

A little behind, a little aside...

A little behind, a little aside...

Now you are going to hear a fun-filled song.

The lyrics have been written by Mr. Bakshi.

Lakshmikaant Pyaarelal have composed the music.

Lata Mangeshkar has sung the song.

And the name of the movie is Bobby.

Excuse me!

Excuse me!

Brother! They are here.

What's this?

Eh... brother... - What is this?

What the hell have you got?

Where are the Americans?

Brother, according to our information...

...they were supposed to be in the car.

But you couldn't see anything in the dark, right?

Can he be of any use to us?

They were Americans.

Media persons.

The government would have agreed to...

...our demands for an American hostage.

Who'll give a sparrow's fart for him?

So what do we do with him?

This village has very cute kids.

Few of our men will be your guests...

...for a week.

I hope you won't mind.

What's your name, son. - Mehtaab.

Such a sweet name!

Who's kid is he?

Sir, he's my son.

So, what do you say?

Do you mind?

We won't mind, sir.

Please consider this your own village.

Go on kids... play.

Keep an eye on the hostage.

We hope to return soon...

...along with Americans.

Good bye! - Good bye!

Jawaad.

Sir! Sir!

Why have you brought me here, sir?

Sir! Hello!

Sir! Why don't you say anything?

Sir!

Sir!

Please tell me something?

Why don't you tell me something, sir.

I think, you have made a mistake.

I'm not who you think I am.

Why don't you say something?

Sir!

Look!

You can't keep me here forcibly.

Let me go.

Sir!

Go.

Go.

Son, go give it to him.

Brother, food.

I think my phone is with you.

Along with my shooting gear...

The magazines are in there too.

My shooting gear is here, right?

What is this?

Sir, it's a film magazine.

You probably thought its the kind you use.

By the way, our equipment is very similar

You shoot, we also shoot.

You use magazines, so do we.

You have Machine Gun.

We use Sun Gun.

We make films and you watch...

No.

In Pakistan your films are banned.

What?

This is Pakistan?

Haven't you realized yet?

How? The houses, food and the people all look the same.

How would I've known?

I don't even have a passport!

How will I go back home?

PAKISTANI FOLK SONG; Stealthily, I stole into your heart...

INDIAN vERSION OF THE SONG: We are apart and...

...the musty night burns so slowly!

Stop! Just stop here.

That's it.

Give me the bag, sir.

Allah be praised!

Finally I am home.

Thank you, sir. From here I will walk it up.

You just enjoy yourself.

Watch all three films today itself. Allah forgive me...

...but watching a movie before it's release is a different high.

That's fine but when are you giving me the real stuff.

The English stuff.

Soon. God willing, you'll have them as soon as they arrive.

I've a few of those French ones too!

In case you want them...

Like we understand bloody English.

We might as well watch French. - True, sir.

As it is in such movies, dialogues and stories are all the same.

But of course, faces keep changing.

Make sure the stuff is A grade.

Sir, it will be first class.

Have I ever given you a chance to complain?

Okay, good bye. Okay, sir. Bye.

Hey!

Who are you?

- Sir, I am... - Who are you?

Speak. Who are you?

Why don't you talk? - No, no... - Speak up!

What's in that bag?

It's my goods, sir.

Open... Open the bag!

There are just CDs. Let me show you.

Look, just CDs.

Nothing else.

Take a look.

Nothing else. - Brother Aftab! Brother!

This is my little Brother.

He's my son.

He has to travel for work.

He's just returned home.

Move.

First become our guest parasites. Then give us attitude!

I wonder when they'll go.

A week, indeed! That's what they said.

God knows, how long will they stay.

And why have they kidnapped that Indian?

They intended to kidnap an American, instead got him.

Poor fellow does something in cinema.

They brought his equipments too.

Cinema? - Yes.

Where is his gear?

Over there.

Awesome!

Have something to eat.

I'll give you water too.

Here you go.

Should I get you more ketchup?

How is it?

Delicious.

Right,

so do you have a film camera?

Are you a Cameraman or Director?

I am an actor by passion.

But an Assistant Director by profession.

You see, the nuances of acting are learnt behind the camera.

You are going great, I swear.

Hrithik Roshan was an Assistant,

So was Farhan Akhtar.

Emraan Hashmi, Aamir Khan...

And Rishi Kapoor's son, what's his name?

Ranbir Kapoor. - Yeah.

Man, your industry is full of those Kapoors.

Point is... they were all assistants.

And today, they're all superstars.

Man, you know a lot about our Bollywood?

Even I'm from the same profession.

Making movies.

Put one DvD in the computer...

...and a few more spring out.

Thank to Allah, I have made lots of money from your films.

So you are into film piracy?

Guess what...

I watch most films on DvD too.

Really?

Not just me, half our industry does.

And the super educated watch pirated world cinema.

In short, everyone's a pirate.

Look, bottom-line...

...it's the only way we get to watch movies from the other side.

My father is a great fan of Sir Yusuf.

In fact, he's a devotee.

He's also from Peshawar, see

You mean our Dilip Kumar.

Call him Dilip or Yusuf, it's the same thing

All grudges against the neighboring country fall aside when comes to films.

We just love watching your films, man.

In any case politics is beyond the common man...

And beyond these wolves.

What are you looking at?

Here, wear it.

It's mine, might not fit you well.

But wear it anyway.

I will never forget this favor all my life.

How long is your life anyway?

A few days more at best.

I'm doing myself a favor 'cos you smell like a sewer.

Come on, wear them.

Aftab.

Brother, which way is India?

Why?

Are you planning to escape?

No, just asking.

It's that way.

Wear them.

If you're heading towards Lahore, then climb on.

We'll drop you there.

Lahore?

Yes.

Yes. Lahore's that way.

India is on the other side.

Next time you won't get water.

So, buddy!

Back from your morning walk?

So ungrateful?

Do me a favor, kindly don't do me any favors!"

Ah, my Salman Khan!

I deliberately sent you that way.

Had you gone the other way, you'd be dead right now.

Both sides are heavily patrolled.

They shoot at sight.

They don't even ask whether you're Indian or Pakistani.

Brother, once you cross the border it's easier to just live here.

It's very difficult to go back.

Then how do they keep crossing-over?

Don't you go too?

See, you're a common man.

And a common man is insignificant.

For you its best that you do as they say.

It's for your benefit.

You ruined the entire wall.

What an amazing plan!

Go on, run again.

I spent my money for nothing.

Shut up everyone.

I am starting the film, shut up. Sit down.

I love you...

I love you...

I love you...

Brother! Brother!

They're watching 'Maine Pyar Kiya'.

Salman Khan's film!

Brother, I want to watch it too.

Please let me go.

I'll return as soon as the film's over. I swear!

It's my favorite film.

Brother...

Listen, please...

"After all, your father and mine are friends too."

"Look, this cap is meant for friendship. Isn't it?"

"Thank you."

Friendship has a rule, ma'am!

No sorry, no thank you.

Okay?

"Okay."

"Prem:

"A boy and a girl can never be just friends."

This is just a cover...

...for those burning flames of desire...

...in throbbing hearts on those cold, cold nights.

"O'Pigeon! Go... go... go..."

"O'Pigeon! Go... go... go..."

"Favor?"

"You did me a favor by keeping my daughter here?"

"Is that what you call friendship these days?"

"No, buddy!"

"I don't want your favor.

I will pay for your five-star hotel...

...where you let my daughter stay.

So what are your boarding and lodging charges?

Five thousand?

Ten thousand?

Twenty thousand?

Fifty thousand?

Tell me Kishen Kumar Chaudhary! Tell me!

Brother, please let me watch the film.

I have a personal record...

I never miss a show of "Maine Pyar Kiya". Never.

Brother Mehmood, please let me watch it.

I swear, I'll return as soon as the film ends.

Where can I run? I already failed once.

If you don't let me, you will find me dead.

Jawaad, let this donkey go!

He's chewed my brains!

Take him away!

I love you...

"Papa!"

"I don't need two square meals."

"Is this fair?"

"He toiled hard for a month on an empty stomach...

...and earned this money."

"You don't see his calloused hands...

...his pain stricken tears."

"All you can see are these rain soaked notes."

"Daughter!"

"Papa, if this money has no value...

...then everything in this world is worthless."

"Nothing has value, father"

"It's worthless."

"Please don't mind her words, sir."

What's wrong? Where's the sound?

What happened?

Aftab do something,

Pipe down!

Shall I wear a skirt, enter the screen and dance?

This is how pirated DvDs are.

If want to watch wait, or shove off.

Hey, sit down! Touchy bugger.

I am trying.

"Then nothing is of value in this world."

"Nothing is of value, father."

"It's worthless."

"Please don't mind her words..."

Not again. What's wrong now?

Be quiet.

Do something.

Just a minute. The sound will be fixed.

Hang on!

Just a minute.

What can he do?

May I try something?

What will you do?

Give me a shot

When Sunny's here... why fear?

Go ahead.

"It's worthless."

Please don't mind her words, sir..."

It's my love...

...which is making her lose calm.

Give me another chance, sir.

Just one chance.

Once again I'll earn.

I will earn that money again.

And this time I promise you, sir.

I promise...

...that the notes won't get wet.

The notes won't get wet, sir

"I love you"

Great.

Wow! This guy is complete entertainment.

What is your name?

The whole village knows me as Sunny.

Mona, what's the capital of Arizona?

Robert. Smart boy.

Lilly, don't be silly.

What's going on? Run away, scram.

Explain this to him, man.

Explain.

Such toys are common.

What is not common is the courage needed to use them.

You can only be born with that courage.

When I strike someone with my two and a half kilogram arm...

that man doesn't get up...

"He goes up!"

He goes up!

Do Mogambo!

Mogambo... is pleased.

"Mogambo... is so pleased."

What's the ruckus? Get lost!

What's wrong, sir?

They're just kids having fun.

They are the real patrons of a true artist.

Shut up! You buffoon!

Brother!

One day this buffoon will stun everyone with his performance.

He'll send ripples in Bollywood.

Shut up. You and your wretched Bollywood.

Look, Brother. You can curse me all you want...

...but not to my film industry.

If our industry is so wretched...

...why is Aftab's piracy business doing so well?

We're ashamed of such people.

And you stop being so cheerful.

Your alive on our charity.

I spit on charity.

I shall defeat you. I assure you.

But the gun, the bullet and even that moment in time shall be mine!

Fine, brother...

You call the gun, bullet and time...

...but when you call me, I'll be right there.

Hey, Brother!

Brother! Brother! Brother!

Let him go.

Why're you letting this idiot bother you. Let's go.

Swine.

Are you all right?

You hurt?

I wish I knew he's allergic to jokes.

Joke?

You nuts?

You never joke with someone who holds a gun.

Don't you know this basic thing?

Just created a ruckus.

How kills me... O' Lord, he just kills me...

Greetings! - Greetings!

Big brother has sent us here.

We need to send a recording of the hostage.

All right. Jawaad...

Hey.

Step out.

Come on.

We need to make a recording of you.

You'll appeal to your Government in front of the camera that...

...they accept all our demands.

Otherwise we will kill you.

Cool. I'll make an appeal.

This might actually be my last opportunity to face the camera.

Shall we start, brother?

Yeah. Let's record him.

Brother, it's you who has to do the recording.

What is this?

I never touched this wretched thing.

Jawaad.

Here, you handle this.

Brother, I don't know how to use this thing either.

Neither do I. Please manage somehow.

Then you should've come prepared

Should have learnt and come.

Look, I did as I was told.

Now arguing unnecessarily won't yield anything.

Let's find a solution, brother.

We'll have to do the recording. It's Big brother's order!

Lf... you permit, may I shoot?

I mean, record.

This... This is what I want.

It should look like a film, sir.

Never compromise on quality.

Even if it's a small film...

...the efforts should come from the heart.

Bring the tripod.

Camera.

Here it is.

So, brother, you will call 'Roll'.

And Brother, you press this.

And say, Rolling. Okay?

And as soon as he says Rolling, you say Action!

Got it?

Ready for take?

What?

I mean, shall we start?

Yes.

Yes.

Brother, what do I've to say?

Just say what he told you earlier.

Okay, let's start.

Roll.

Rolling.

Acting.

Whoever's watching this video...

...I appeal to them...

...to accept all their conditions.

...otherwise they will kill me.

Cut it.

Whoever is watching this video...

I appeal to them...

...to accept all their conditions.

Otherwise they will kill me.

It's not up to the mark.

Hmmm... We'll have to try something else.

Roll.

Rolling.

Acting.

Whoever is conditioning this video I appeal to them...

Cut, cut, cut, cut!

Repeat.

Roll.

Rolling.

Acting.

Whoever is watching the conditions...

Once more. Once more.

Roll. - Rolling.

Acting.

Roll.

Rolling

Acting.

Roll! - Rolling!

Acting!

Whoever's watching this video...

...I appeal to them that... I... I...

Roll.

Rolling.

Acting.

I know what the problem is

These aren't my lines.

I shouldn't be saying them.

You should be saying them, brother.

Brother, give him the lines.

Okay? Go.

Brother, a real actor is one...

...who makes a scene come alive even without dialogues.

You know?

(Speaks in Persian language)

Cut. Cut. Cut.

Brother. What are you saying?

Who is your target audience?

If they don't understand what you're saying...

...then what's the point?

Call someone sensible, man?

If you value his life...

...then accept all our conditions.

...otherwise we will behead him.

By God!

What intensity!

Aftab!

Are you only interested in piracy or... even films?

Well, my interest in films brought me to piracy.

I see.

This picture says you wanted to be a star.

Where did you find that?

So why didn't you ever pursue acting?

This isn't India, Mister...

...where talent is recognized or acknowledged

Even if it is, it's not remunerated.

Pakistan's brimming with talent...

but lacks patronage like Indians get.

That's why our great artists...

...cross over there to earn more fame and fortune.

Jawaad Brother.

Since when have you been crossing over?

Was this a childhood aspiration or?

Oh, yeah, where did you spend your childhood?

In a religious school.

My father was Mosque caretaker.

We prayed five times a day...

...but didn't get one square meal.

One Eid, I asked my father for a new shirt

I was flatly refused.

I stormed out of the house in tears.

Eventually, I did get it.

I'm still paying its price.

Brother!

Hey, we're watching another Bollywood today.

Brother.

Jawaad.

"In tangles... at last, these knots open"

"Why is the wind so ticklish today?"

"It's a mystery... just like this laughter"

"The unspoken understanding of our friendship"

"Let's embrace life... it is time"

"Heart's are pure, like earthen pots of love..."

"...with two wings, no less"

"Ask the heart,"can I sway"?"

"I tell it, "fly away... fly away"

"In tangles... at last, these knots open"

"Why is the wind so ticklish today?"

"It's a mystery... just like this laughter"

I've a car, bungalow fat bank balance.

What do you have? - I've mother.

Bugger off. Liar! You have dad!

True.

I wouldn't be sewing my buttons if mom was alive.

I miss her so much.

Even I miss my mom, brother.

Can't you help me...

...help me get back home, brother?

Look buddy, I will help you live, not help you die.

Your daft ideas will help us both get killed.

"Help me reach home." Huh!

Aftab.

Brother.

My gun is missing!

Where is the hostage?

Brother!

Not from here... there are kids around.

Okay, tell me.

How does actor Mithun fire a gun?

Who can tell me? Let me show you...

Mithun doesn't need a gun.

He just goes, Take this... and that..."

Take that. And that.

And when superstar Shatrughan fires...

...the chap next to him pops it.

Quiet!

But who has perfect aim? Never misses!

Who can tell me?

Salman Khan. - Nope! - Akshay Kumar.

It's not Akshay Kumar.

It's Ashok Kumar.

Because he fires this way.

Physician, sir... here it is.

So, are you better now?

By the grace of Allah. The bullet just grazed him.

The wound isn't too deep.

It will heal soon.

You shouldn't have picked up the gun.

I was just fooling around with the kids.

Fooling around? Superstar Dev Anand shoots like this.

Ashok Kumar shoots like this.

Mithun fires like this.

Now you know how Brother Mehmood shoots?

By the way, he never misses his target.

It might be wise for you to not play with guns.

You should thank God...

...that the physician sir was in the village.

Sir, if you need anything else, please let me know.

Now get some rest.

Thank you very much, uncle.

You speak Punjabi?

Sir, please meet myself, Sunny Arora from the Delhi.

I've traveled a lot

Punjab.

Delhi. Amritsar.

Encore!

Once again, meet myself.

Sunny, a.k. A, Sukhwinder Arora.

Originally from Amritsar.

Do you know Gurudas Square...

...does it still exist?

Of course, it does.

My father's hosiery shop is right there.

I go there every day.

How do you know it?

Memories of Amritsar are still alive in my heart.

It feels like, I came from there just yesterday.

The neighborhood of Pathanpura...

...that's where I used to live.

Pathanpura?

Never heard of it.

If entire nations can be razed...

...what hope does a little colony stand, son!

Do you miss that place?

I miss it a lot, son.

That's why, whenever Aftab brings an Indian film...

...I come running to watch it.

Those films are my way of crossing over.

That way I meet old friends.

Take a walk on my old streets.

Feel the plants and trees from there.

It makes my day.

You speak just like my grandpa.

He used to always talk about Lahore,

"Anyone who hasn't seen Lahore...

...hasn't truly been born yet!

Grandpa lived in Lahore before the partition.

Till his last breath he hoped...

...that he'll visit Lahore again.

Sir, you remind me of my grandpa!

Memories are all that we're left with now, son.

Anyway...

...take these medicines.

Take them on time.

It will lower the intensity of your pain.

Sir, can't you leave a few vials of your conversations for me?

Half my pain's gone just talking to you!

Bless you, son. May Allah be with you!

"Memories won't do anymore."

"Embrace me and speak"

"Boundaries and borders are confines on paper"

"Be free and speak"

"Walls and maps are only in the mind"

"Be mindless and speak"

"Words carry caution"

"Let the eyes speak"

"Borders have wasted us away"

"Trust no more, the promises of the moon"

"Faith is an obsession... tire of it!"

"Tire of it"

"This intoxication is devastation... Run away"

Wow! What a shot, man!

Just like Sachin Tendulkar.

Wasn't that shot like Sachin's?

Afridi.

You take everything personally.

But he did hit the shot like Sachin.

Ask anyone?

Afridi.

Fine.

He hit it like Afridi.

But you will admit that Sachin Tendulkar is the best batsman.

Afridi's the best batsman.

Best!

...lsn't that a bit much? I mean...

Whatever.

Now you'll even say...

...that Pakistan is the best cricket team!

Undoubtedly!

Is it?

Then who has the World Cup?

Go ahead, say it.

Why are you quiet now?

Even Pakistan has won the world cup.

And India's won it twice!

That way, Australia has won it four times.

But India is still better than Pakistan, admit it!

Look.

Both the countries are in the finals right now.

We'll know who is better.

Awesome, I knew it!

I'm sure that India will win the finals.

Pakistan.

Wanna bet?

If Pakistan wins...

...I am right here. You can shoot me again.

Okay?

And if India wins...

...then you will let me go home.

Deal?

What happened?

Don't you have faith in your team?

Is it a deal?

Mom! Keep my favourite pudding ready.

I'll be home soon!

Hurrah! Ouch!

Pakistan will win!

Are they giving free food?

The India-Pakistan cricket match is on.

What's the score?

Let's find out.

"After this over the score is 261 for 6."

"It's the last over of match..." - Please come.

The situation is intense.

12 runs required in 6 balls.

Hey, increase the volume.

"The final match of the Asia Cup just got incredibly interesting."

"Pakistani bowlers are constantly maintaining pressure."

"At this delicate juncture...

...the onus of bowling lies on the sturdy shoulders of Mohammad Amir."

"He advances towards the Indian batsmen Harbhajan."

"Good length bowling...

...but it gets smashed and that's six runs for India!"

Damn you! You gave them six?

"And things just got more intense."

"India needs just six runs off five balls."

"Not a tough target."

"Harbhajan is on strike."

"But the bowler and batsmen are choosing to duel verbally."

Quit scrapping, and play already!

"The player's heads and the weather just got hotter."

"Harbhajan has struck the ball Raina, running for a single."

"And it's a direct hit."

"Pakistan team is very confident."

"A wonderful throw from the fielder."

"Everyone waits for the Third Umpire's decision."

Let him be out, O' Lord.

I swear I'll read the holy book like its going out of style

"And he's out!"

"The Pakistani's rejoice."

"Indians have to make six runs off four balls now."

"The new batsmen is on strike now... he hits."

"The Pakistani fielder is too far."

"And India adds 2 runs to their score."

"Disappointment is rife on captain Afridi's face."

"Four runs off three balls makes the situation very tense."

"It can still be anyone's game."

"The batsmen swings, and Pakistan displays superb fielding...

...giving India a single run instead of four."

"But danger still looms for Pakistan."

"Only three runs needed...

...and Harbhajan is on strike."

"Afridi whispers a few words to the bowler."

"All eyes are on the ball...

"Harbhajan swings on leg-side...

...it's in the air again... Shoaib Akhtar is running towards it..."

"And it's a 6!"

India! India!

India! India!

India! India!

India! India!

India!

Wow! Hurrah!

Mr. Colonel Singh!

Lord General Singh! In your face, Grumps!

Brother!

Brother!

What are you doing, Brother? - Move!

Brother... not the camera! Not the camera!

Let go of my hand.

I said leave my hand. - Not the camera, Brother!

Don't vent the your anger on the camera...

Leave my hand.

Leave my hand.

Let go.

Leave my hand.

You'll kill him. Let him go.

Brother, he's just a naive child,

Let him go. - Have mercy.

Brother! Forgive him.

"We are not complete"

"But not without reason We are homeless... rootless"

"But today I wish to be complete"

"Before my loving and free smile"

"Frowns and flees... forever!" - The whole village is watching.

"Your God and His messengers... O' Earth!"

"Roams so restlessly, O' Earth!"

I swear on all that's holy...

...you will not leave this place alive.

"Your God and His messengers... O' Earth!"

"Roams so restlessly, O' Earth!"

"With such manic glee... O' Earth!"

"Soaked in blood... O' Earth!"

Packing, huh?

So brother Mehmood is dropping you home!

Here, drink this turmeric milk

It will mute the pain.

Have you become serious?

Or are you in that much pain?

Men don't feel pain!"

He's got one heck of a heavy hand.

Had not we stopped...

I swear, his slaps can kill someone.

Here drink this.

And finish your packing...

...if you want to go home.

You'll go home.

I'll take you there.

Whatever!

Truly?"

"Madly, deeply

But how?

What are they doing here?

Brother Mehmood!

Brother Mehmood!

What are they doing here? Who called them here?

You think you're so bloody smart!

Are we fools to inform them?

Then how did they come here?

This is border area. Patrolling here is very common.

Don't worry, they'll just look around and leave.

So they do patrolling at your house too?

Jawaad, guard the door.

I'll watch these scoundrels from above.

Brother! You're getting unnecessarily worried.

They have guns too...

...and there are women and children in the village.

I don't want any bloodshed here.

Please stay put, I'll handle them.

Have you gone mad?

At least you're alive here.

If you're caught you'll either die a spy's death or rot in their prison.

Anybody inside?

Is anyone here?

Hello, sir... hello...

Why are you standing? Please be seated.

Let it be. Its quite hot outside.

We'll sit inside.

I was coming to see you myself...

...but got busy with things.

I apologize that you had to take the trouble.

It's ok. It's my duty.

Also now we have seen your house.

It's your home, sir.

Just get the stuff. - Right away.

Cool buttermilk?

Thank you.

Here you go.

Two are English CDs...

...and one is French. It's the best.

Hold this.

Brother Sunny! Brother Sunny!

Brother Sunny!

Come here.

Who is Sunny?

Sunny Deol, the actor!

He's a huge fan of Sunny Deol's films.

I've got his entire collection, fool!

He's my brother. Did you greet them?

Greetings, sir.

Hello.

Now get lost.

The little rat loves Sunny Deol...

...as much as you love Sunny Leone!

We must leave now. - Ok.

Cool jacket!

Where did you steal it from?

Oh! I bought this from Karachi last week.

Next time, buy one for me.

Of course. I'll buy two.

God be with you! - And you, sir.

God be with you!

Goodbye.

Come out. They've left.

Come out.

Like I said, it's routine patrolling.

Thanks, brother.

We were doubting you for no reason.

Doubt takes a moment to turn into trust, brother.

Today you doubt, tomorrow, God willing, you will trust me!

Desi Boys. Seasons.

Seven Murders.

Even their film titles are awesome!

Yamla Pagla. Thank you.

Tea.

Desi Boys.

Don't you guys watch films?

Or are not interested in films?

These worthless things are forbidden for us.

Alas! What's forbidden is pleasurable...

...and people do them.

And I make money off it.

You're polluting our society by showing these Indian films.

You think our cinema is pure?

My hair's wet and blouse wetter, boys tell me to come hither...

You think lads are going to read the rosary with her?

That's why...

...I want our Lollywood to make clean films too.

One's which Bollywood will copy and pirate.

Sometimes I feel like picking up the camera...

...and making a film.

I know the people's pulse, you see.

Brother.

May I ask you something?

See, we know this guy's not going to live.

And you two will continue on the good Lord's path...

Spit it out, boy!

Thing is, this camera will be of no use to him or you

If you give it to me...

...it'll help our entire community.

Take it, brother.

We won't object. - Really?

You're not kidding?

Can I take it?

Thank you so much, Brother.

By giving me this camera...

...you've done entire Pakistan a huge favor.

Allah will reward you for this.

Thanks.

It's very heavy.

What are you doing? That's my camera?

Shut up.

A million slaps later he's still dumb.

Chill, I'm just checking if it still works.

What do you place this on?

I am asking you?

Why don't you answer? Have you gone deaf?

Why don't you do as he says?

So you place it on this? Show me.

Place it.

Show me.

Teach me, man.

So this is the cassette.

Wow.

It's fastened.

I can't see a thing.

Where do you see from?

Answer him!

Oh, I was holding it the wrong way.

Yes, here.

I can't see a thing. It's broken.

I can see, I can see. Brother Mehmood.

I can see you.

You look like George Clooney!

This is awesome.

Now it's all set.

Brother. Get ready to run away.

One runs away from strangers...

Where can we hope to run to from our loved ones?

Father was right.

I'm a liar. I deceived everyone.

So what if I lied for your love.

A lie is a lie...

Father is right.

I am not worthy of you. - Cut!

See that?

Everyone has to perform like that.

Here are your lines...

...memorize them word to word.

Get ready and stand before the camera.

Here... Memorize them properly.

You can run from strangers.

But what good would that have done?

So what...

...if I lied for your love.

Father... is right.

I am a liar. A deceiver.

Father is right. I am not worthy of you.

A lie is a lie after all.

So what? If I love you like crazy.

So what if I love you hopelessly.

Love is not everything.

Father is right, Simran. Father's right.

Forgive... forgive me... I don't want to say, I can't.

Father, forgive me just this once.

Forgive me, father.

What are the lines? - I don't have any line.

There's no dearth of talents in Pakistan.

If a village has so much, imagine the numbers in the whole country.

I just can't find anyone to play the father.

Once I find him I will stun everyone with my magnum opus!

By the way, Brother Mehmood.

You have an intense face.

Ever think of facing the camera?

Get lost!

Have you gone mad? Saying such things to a Godly man.

You'll burn in hell.

Please have your meal.

I've to prepare for tomorrow...

...and make this lazy fart write the dialogues!

All good?

Bro, we've auditioned the entire village.

But what are we going to shoot tomorrow?!

See, most blockbuster films are made without a script.

So will ours.

Don't worry...

...the entire script is ready...

...in my mind.

So, it's a night scene.

Stars are shining, dogs are barking Razia's lying in the courtyard.

You'll come here and say "Razia, I'm here".

Get it? Now show me.

Action!

Razia, I am here.

For her funeral?

She's your beloved. Say it sweetly.

Shower her with love. Drown her in it.

Again. Action!

Razia, I am here!

Did a truck run over you on the way?

Say it lovingly. Action.

Razia, I am here!

Razia, bolt the doors, dacoits are here.

Listen.

This is not your cup of tea. We'll do this later.

Understand the scene.

Your girlfriend's father is against your love.

So what will a real Pathan do?

Elope with her.

How will you do it?

Razia. Come here.

This is Razia. You've to elope with her. Okay?

Wow! Kindly cover your blooming youth.

Okay. Hold her hand and run, I will say, start.

Now turn that way. Action!

Stop, you flapping scavenger!

You're running like the Devil's widow!

And Razia, did you steal a loaf of bread? Come here.

Come here. Look how we'll run.

He's Razia.

And I am Razaq. Come here. Stand here.

I will hold his hands and run...

I will hold his hand and run... just watch and learn.

Action!

So have you understood how to run?

Got it?

Good.

Don't worry.

Once you memorize the lines...

...l'll handle the acting.

Trust me, after Romeo and Juliet it will be Razia and Razaq.

And after I add two cabaret songs...

...people will break the seats in the theaters.

The audience will tear the curtains.

Everybody did a great job today.

Come. Keep the boxes here.

Keep this here.

Come on. Everyone, sit.

Father, can we have some tea? - Of course.

Here, Have some piping hot tea.

We did such good work today, words fail me.

Razia's lover is the next Shahrukh Khan.

Such a talented boy.

If it wasn't for you then his talent would've gone unnoticed.

You did a noble deed.

The boy's listening to you, isn't he?

Like a lamb!

We just need some lights from the city.

I'll get them this evening.

Brother Aftab, we'll take your leave.

Goodbye. - Goodbye.

Be on time tomorrow. - Okay.

Everyone's really happy.

God be with you! - And you!

Hold on, lady!

Does this belong to one of you? - It's mine.

Take care of your belongings.

Goodbye

I'll also take your leave.

I'll be back by evening.

Later.

Brother Jawaad.

Brother. Brother. No.

So we were the stars of this bastard's fictional film!

And we should have killed this heathen on day one.

My hands are tied because of brother or else...

And you, Aftab! You...

I tried to help you and...

...you tried to trick us.

I spare you this time.

Next time I'll forget that you're one of us.

Don't make that mistake, brother.

Spare me now and I swear I'll help him escape again.

I've given him my word. - Shut up!

Forgive my son, sir. Forgive him...

Forgive him?

We'll forgive him.

But will Allah pardon him?

I want to shoot him right here.

Instead of helping us he's helping this ham.

Traitor.

People like him have ruined this nation.

We're God's men.

We carry out His work.

And intervening in God's work is a crime.

It's a sin.

How will you face God?

Don't bother about me.

As for committing a sin...

He will decide that.

You think about yourselves. You're the ones who have spread the filth

In the name of Allah...

...you've destroyed an entire generation...

...by handing guns instead of bread in their hands!

You might win countries with guns...

...but not hearts.

You need to have a pure heart to win hearts.

And he has that.

If saving him is a crime...

...then I will keep committing it

Brother. Brother.

Lock him up.

Leave him. Spare him.

Father!

Listen, take father to that side.

Take father quickly.

Don't be upset.

It's futile!

When the buffalo raises its tail, it doesn't sing...

...it shits!

Forgive me, brother.

I couldn't keep my promise.

I am not dead yet.

Grandpa used to say...

If everything goes as you wish, consider it good!

If it doesn't...

...consider it His wish".

We'll consider this God's will.

Sometimes I think...

...that if there were no borders...

...and crossing over was easy,

...no one would have to run.

Physician sir could eat his favorite kulchas in Amritsar.

My grandpa...

...could enjoy kebabs in Lahore.

If it wasn't for the damn Partition...

...then everyone would've cut each other's throats.

No. Just think...

Sachin, Dhoni, Afridi, Inzamam...

...on the same Super Team, nobody would've dared to face us.

And our daughters wouldn't have to go anywhere...

...after marrying your son.

Mehedi Hassan, Ghulam Ali...

...Wadali Brothers, Abida Parveen Nusrat Sahab...

...our legends are from the same soil.

Don't you dream a lot?

I'm alive because of them

I'm obsessed with one thing.

Acting.

I've given thousands of auditions.

But never got selected.

There's something...

I've never told anyone.

No one.

Not even to myself.

But I'm telling you.

I know I'm not a good actor.

I lack something.

Mimicking actors, jumping around, dancing...

...that's not acting.

But what do I do?

I can't live without this.

I am in love with movies.

Sometimes I feel...

...I was born to entertain.

I feel, when I make people laugh...

...I make Him happy as well.

And the sight of those smiling faces...

I swear, it's like a shot of oxygen to my heart...

Shut up, idiot... wanna make me weep?

My friend, you're my superstar!

Hello.

What happened? Missed the Americans?

They escaped.

We set the trap but the bastards didn't take the bait.

So now?

Let's see...

Son.

Greetings, Sir! Greetings!

I have a small request, sir...

Go ahead.

Please spare that child's life.

I heard about his insolence.

Yet, I spare him.

He's your son. He hails from this village.

I am not talking about Aftab.

I am talking about Sunny.

He's a good child.

Even you abducted him by mistake, sir.

I request you...

...to let free that God's child.

Fine.

But we won't risk helping him cross over.

We will only drop him to a point.

The rest...

...is his destiny.

That's our responsibility, sir.

Aftab is well versed with the border area.

He will take him there.

Fine.

Thank you.

Thank you very much. - Allah be with you.

Brother.

Mehmood.

See, these villagers are more valuable than that boy

This village is our shield.

If we make chinks in our own armor...

...then our safety...

...will be in danger.

"Aren't you brimming with joy today, huh?"

I can't believe that I am going back.

Brother, I would not have made it without you.

Thank you.

We should thank you, fool.

We got so much from you.

From your charades.

Laughter, fun and frolic.

We earned so much joy!

Awesome dialogue!

Know what, I know you really want to make films...

...that wasn't a fake plan.

You really want to make a film, right?

How would I make film?

Yes, but how.

That's just a silly dream.

Bro!

Keep my camera.

It's a gift from me!

Buddy, happiness has made you neurotic

That camera is your life.

Then think of it...

...as me leaving behind my life for you.

Truly?

Madly, deeply!"

One day, I'll watch your film in India.

Not a pirated copy, mind you...

...but on the big screen.

God bless you.

A wheel inside a wheel. A car over a wheel.

The car is my sweet ride.

A little behind, a little aside...

A little behind, a little aside...

A wheel inside a wheel. A car over a wheel.

The car is my sweet ride.

Stop the car. - What happened, Brother?

What happened?

Get down.

Get down.

Yes, Brother. - Raise your hands.

Raise your hands.

Come on...

Move!

Down.

What are you doing, Brother?

Our orders are to finish them.

The villagers will think they were killed at the border.

But...

...I didn't get such an order.

Its not important to tell everyone everything.

We will change this country's destiny.

We will turn it into a chaste land.

And you?

Didn't I tell you?

You won't return alive.

What?

Brother!

Let them go.

We will talk after you lower your gun.

They're good souls, brother.

They haven't harmed anyone.

Let them go. - Lower your gun.

After you, brother.

Lower the gun or I swear I will shoot.

In that case, I swear, there will be two bullets not one.

Don't be a fool! Lower your gun!

After you, brother.

Lower-your-gun!

Let them go, brother.

Lower-your-gun! - Let them go!

I said lower your gun.

Please let them go, brother. - Lower your gun!

Brother...

What did?

I don't know if this is right or wrong.

Please just leave.

But you...

Aftab...

You too cross-over.

These people won't spare you.

But, Brother...

Before I change my mind...

...just leave.

Run!

That's the border...

So shall we? - No.

No. It's patrolling time.

Let's wait here for a while.

We'll go after the soldiers leave.

But, I don't see anyone.

They won't email you before they come.

Look! Hide!

Go Sunny... Run!

I won't leave without you.

Look, it's impossible for two people to crossover together.

You go.

If you stay here you'll die.

Don't worry about me... Just leave!

I won't leave without you.

Save yourself.

Great! I leave the man who's fighting with his own kind for me...

...and save myself?

You know, I am Sunny Arora not voldermort!

Stop film referencing and run, man!

On my dead body, Butch Cassidy!

For God's sake, please run away!

I will...

...but only with you.

"My land"

"Or your land."

"How fruitless is this fight?"

"Our hearts will be carved how many times?"

"Damn their maps and their infernal lines."

"I walk blissfully"

"My free heart wanders."

"Let me walk."

"What's the use of living like this?"

"There should be some sunlight."

"And some shade."

"But unbound."

"I have to walk."

"Soar."

"Flow."

"Live."

"I am unbound obsession."

"There is sound of destinations."

"The path is quiet."

"No restrictions."

"I want to lose my way."

"Lose my way."

"For me heart is God."

"Heart is Lord."

"At times it's insane and at times it's crazy."

"I have to go there"

"Where the earth meets the sky."

"Laugh openly."

"Don't look behind."

"Like moments"

"I walk blissfully"

"My free heart wanders."

"Let me walk."

"If you try to bound me."

"How will you do it?"

"Piercing from the clouds."

"I am the light."

"I have to walk."

"Soar."

"Flow."

"Live."

"I am unbound obsession."