Original subtitles

♪ Adventure Time ♪

♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪

♪ We'll go to very distant lands ♪

♪ With Jake the Dog and Finn the Human ♪

♪ The fun will never end ♪

♪ Adventure Time ♪

[whispering] Side quests.

[dramatic music playing]

Come on, let's hustle.

Put your back into it.

Work those thighs, baby!

Whoa! Whoo! Whoo!

-[snoring] -[panting]

Great job today, guys.

Huh, what? Where am I?

Same time next week?

Oh, see you, dudes.

Phew!

I love bug run club.

And I love napping all day while they carry me around.

Ah! my eye!

Hey, who put all this junk in front of our house? Ow!

Hey, no big dude, let's just go around.

[both scream]

-What is that? -[Jake] No, Finn,

it might carry disease.

-[bird squawks] -[both screaming]

What? What was that?

[squawking]

[squawking]

[both] What the heck?

[squawking]

What the dunk is that bird doing here?

Eh, it's chill.

I'll just go shoo it away.

[grunts]

[grunts]

Hello!

You can't stay here.

I'm sure there's plenty of other trees

you can make your nest in.

Ah, dang! Ew!

Now I got poo shoe cause of you.

[screams]

Whoa!

[sniffs] Gross dude, did you get poo shoe?

Jake! Look!

[gasps]

She's with child.

[BMO] It's Princess Bubblegum's Bird.

Ah! Isn't she beautiful?

BMO, how did you get in?

Oh, I was here when she built it.

Technically, the whole house is her nest.

You cannot get in.

I cannot get out.

It's better this way.

Barf that. I'm going in.

[both screaming]

[squawks]

This blows chunks.

Maybe PB will know what to do.

Oh, congratulations!

This is wonderful.

She finally laid her egg.

What a magnificent day.

But she-she did it right on our house.

Wow! to have such a majestic creature

incubate its offspring on your home.

Any avian enthusiast would be honored.

[muffled] And to say I'm jealous

is an understatement.

So why don't you just take the bird

and set up her nest here?

No, no, no. Morrow's are stubborn

and violently protective creatures.

She wouldn't let anyone touch that nest.

Not to mention they are protected

by Candy Kingdom law.

Messing with it

could land anyone in candy jail for life.

Don't touch the bird.

Just remember this is a huge privilege

and the Morrow will move on in about six months or so.

[both] Six months?

It should've been you.

[squawking]

Oh!

[Finn huffs] Man, this sucks.

We can't just let some bird--

Ah!

Squat up all over our home for six months!

That's our house to squat up on.

[BMO] Wow.

Technically, the whole house is her nest.

Huh, that is kinda cool.

Man! Snap out of it.

Time to get serious, dude.

We need a plan to get that bird gone.

[BMO] And a Morrow can fly 100 miles per hour.

I bet I would run that fast, too

if I ate ten tons of worms a day.

Worm?

What did you say, dude?

I said...

Worm.

Here. Birdy, birdy, birdy, birdy.

Don't you want a piece of this?

[grunts]

[squawking]

[Finn screaming]

It's time to move this bad boy.

-Huh? -Ah!

Abort, Jake! Abort!

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[both scream]

What do you think?

She won't be able to resist this hunk of bird?

-Huh? Huh? -[squawking]

No, no, no, no, no. This is all wrong.

She is a mother.

A mother that needs a father figure for her baby.

Yeah, not some hottie

that's gonna floss it and toss it.

Okay, fine!

Jeez louise, I thought you liked it when we did this.

How about this?

It's perfect.

Now lay it on thick.

Daddy style.

I sure do love my steady nine to five.

Nothing better than bringing home the bacon

for my family.

Baseball stocks.

Oh, and nothing is more important to me

than my lady following her dreams.

So if I gotta stay home to watch the kids,

-I will. -Equal partnership?

-That's hot. -Hello, Sailor.

Do you have a townhouse?

-Come on! -[indistinct shouting]

Help! I was too...

Daddy!

[metal clinks]

Phew! Oh miss bird,

look what we made just for you.

Isn't this house so much nicer

than that old pile of sticks you've been sleeping on?

It's got a shingled roof,

one of these things...

And wow, look at this privacy.

Because, hey, let's be honest,

everyone needs some alone time from the kids.

[squawking]

[squawking]

Right this way, ma'am.

-[loud thud] -Huh?

[crashes]

[BMO] Whoa! The toilet is in the kitchen now.

That's it.

I'm done letting this bird junk up our home.

Hey, you big dummy.

You want a piece of Jakey?

[squawking]

[loud thud]

[chuckles nervously]

[squawking]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

[Finn screaming]

[thunder rumbles]

[suspenseful music playing]

[groaning]

[groaning]

Yo, this sucks.

Yeah, I miss inside,

but we've tried everything.

Maybe PB is right.

We're just gonna have to wait it out.

When times get rough, it's always best to give up.

What? Jake, no,

that's like the opposite of our whole thing.

Hey, BMO!

Hey, BMO!

[groans]

[mimicking birds]

Oh, boy! What kind of birdies?

Finn.

BMO! Help us out, buddy.

Do you know any more bird tips

that can help us get rid of this fool?

Yeah, lay some of that bird knowledge on us, will ya?

You mustn't disturb the mama.

She needs seven to eight hours of sleep per day.

But we need sleep.

Let nature do its thing.

Don't worry. Here's some food.

-[metal clanks] -Oh.

Oh-ho-ho! Chili.

I thought me and Lady finished these.

Hey, do you think she'll let me crash with her

while we wait this out?

-No. -What?

I think she totally would.

No! I'm not letting some big dumb bird2

kick me out of my home.

If PB loves this bird so much, let's bring it to her.

All right, I'm listening.

I mean, how?

She said we can't disrupt the nest.

Hmm.

PB said not to disrupt the bird nest,

but she didn't specify the egg.

If we move the egg somewhere else,

the mama bird will follow.

All right. But if we go to candy jail,

you have to call me Big Jake.

Eh, I'll call you Big Jake right now.

[Jake] It's not the same.

[suspenseful music playing]

All right. You got the stuff.

Yep. Sleeping bag, giant lampshade.

Sweet, let's go steal that egg.

[muffled groaning]

[gasps]

[muffled hissing]

[both gasp]

[both groaning]

Ooh.

[metal clanks]

[suspenseful music playing]

[bird squawks]

[suspenseful music playing]

-[wood creaks] -[both scream]

[squawking]

[squawking]

-[glass shatters] -[screams]

[screams]

Amazing. Spectacular.

Majestic!

-[squawking] -[both scream]

-[glass shatters] -[squawking]

What are we gonna do?

I don't know! But we better think quick!

[gasps] The egg is hatching!

Ah! we gotta hide!

But where!

[squawks]

Shh!

[bird clucks]

If my readings are correct,

the egg should be hatching soon.

I can't believe it's finally happening.

[squawks]

[excited humming]

[squawks]

Finn and Jake?

[squawking]

I-I-I- I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry!

-[squawking] -Huh?

She's not devouring my eyeballs?

She thinks you're her babies.

Since you hatched from the egg.

-All right, cool. -Problem solved.

Now we can enjoy our home again in peace.

[both groaning]

What's happening?

She's going to raise you as her own on

the highest mountain, of course.

Don't worry,

Morrow birds are excellent moms.

BMO! Princess Bubblegum!

Save us!

When do you think they'll be back?

[PB] Uh, probably next season.

[BMO] So how long do we gotta wait?

[PB] I don't know, BMO.

I don't know.