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[penguin squawks]

[opening theme song playing]

♪ Adventure Time ♪

♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪

♪ We'll go to very distant lands ♪

♪ With Jake the Dog and Finn the Human ♪

♪ The fun will never end ♪

♪ It's Adventure Time ♪

[whispering] Side Quests.

[panting]

Jump!

Flip!

[exhales deeply]

Super Mythic Marathon seven-day challenge...

Hmm...

I'm right on target! [chuckles]

[groans in pain]

My boy zone!

Huh? [gasps]

[eerie music playing]

[owl hoots]

[low growling]

Whee!

Tree jump!

[groans]

The tree is for my exercise!

[strains, exhales]

Thank you, tree.

Namaste.

[low growling]

[screaming]

Ugh! Huh? [groans, exhales]

[groans, exhales]

[exhales]

Darn!

Picked a honk of a day to wear my new stretchy shorts.

Hmm.

Darn!

Yes!

-[Jake grunting] -Jake?

Jake are you having fun?

[grunts, bites, chews]

Jake?

What is this setup?

While Finn is on his seven-day challenge,

I'm doing my own challenge.

Oh, that's great.

It's called the "seven-day couch challenge."

And it goes like this!

Pillow fluffing! One! Two!

Lap in place.

[grunting]

[breathes heavily]

Okay, I'm back!

Hot dog curls!

[muffled] One! Two!

One! Two! [gulps]

And that's just the first couple of hours.

That's a lot.

Is it enough to distract you from missing Finn?

You two are never apart for seven days.

Psh! Whatever!

I got so many things to occupy me while he's gone.

Commence the seven-day couch challenge!

Ice cream push up!

[loud slurping] One!

[loud slurping] Two!

Get my astutely curated dad jams going, BMO!

[music plays on record player]

[loud slurping]

[loud slurping continues]

[Finn snoring]

[bird screeching in distance]

Hey, put him up! Put him up!

Oh. Still in the tree...

Hmm. I fear I may die here.

Lest I grab my sword and slice my pants off.

[strains, grunts]

[strains, exhales deeply]

Ugh!

What the heck is wrong with my body?

Well, you see,

you overworked your back muscles on the climb,

you haven't stretched,

and you haven't had any water all week.

So now you're all locked up!

[groans]

Whatever, Jake! Stretching is for weenies.

I'll vibrate my sword out of there.

[groans]

Bingo bongo!

Ah! Floobies!

Darn these buttery hands!

[slurps]

[Finn groans]

Huh?

[squawks]

[Finn] Oh. Hey, bird.

Is that your friend?

[chuckles] Another friend?

Hey, you think you could fetch my friends?

[squawks]

Oh, no. Not your friends.

I was wondering if you could find my friends.

Like Princess Bubblegum, Marceline,

Lumpy Space Princess...

[loud chomping]

[BMO] Jake?

What? Huh? What?

I'm worried that you are not pacing yourself for seven days.

That's a lot of ice cream.

You're gonna burn out fast.

Well, I thought of that already, BMO.

That's why I'm using sample spoons.

[gulps] Mmm.

Jakey is not that stupid, okay?

I'm starting to wonder if this challenge

is just a coping mechanism

for your separation anxiety with your best friend.

Save some samples for me, Jake.

Sharing with your best bud is half the fun.

Hmm.

You're wrong, BMO.

I'm having the time of my life right now.

This is pure ecstasy!

The spread of kings.

Okay, you're right.

Thank you.

Resume challenge!

[loud chomping]

[vultures screeching]

[groans softly]

-[skeleton] Oi! -Huh?

Don't let it get to you!

Mental health is all we got.

You know?

Mental health.

[exhales]

So true...

Mental health.

[cheerful music playing]

♪ I love a-hootin' ♪

♪ I love a-tootin' ♪

♪ I love ascootin' ♪

♪ Round my little ol' tree ♪

♪ I hoot about the sun ♪

♪ And I hoot about the sea ♪

♪ And the Bumble Dumble Bee busy buzzing over me ♪

♪ Oh, I love a hootin' ♪

♪ I love to hoot ♪

Say there, Sonny, where ya hail from?

Uh! Treehouse!

Hey, me too!

Add one more and we'd have a three house!

[owl and Finn laugh]

♪ La di day ♪

♪ Ahoota hoota Atoota toota ♪

[vocalizing]

Say, who are the goils, Slim?

Goils?

PB?

Marceline? Lumpy Space Princess?

Boy, am I sure am glad to see you guys.

There you guys are again...

but small?

Eh! Ow!

Quit pitching me.

Eh! Ow!

Stop! Stop it!

-[squawking] -[Finn] Come on, guys.

I don't think those are your friends. [chuckles]

[giggles awkwardly] What?

-[vultures screeching] -[Finn screams]

Jake! Jake! Help me!

[echoing] Jake!

BMO! BMO!

BMO! I'm in trouble.

My front butt alarm is going crazy.

[Jake] I'm in pain, man!

All my limbs are asleep...

I think I'm close to dying.

Jake, this is scaring me.

No! Don't be scared...

Help me up, BMO.

Take my clammy, bloodless hand...

No!! Ah!!

BMO, no!

-[vultures squawking] -[Finn grunting]

Let go, Finn! [screams]

[groans]

If only I could see Finn one more time before I croak.

Ah!

But, wait... Maybe if I go through the wall...

If I just have...

one... more... sample... size...

Lose yourself, Finn!

I... gotta... see... my... bro...

[groans]

You're bird food now, sucker! Just give in!

Aah! [yells] Jake!

[groans, gulps]

[yells] Finn!

[yells] Jake!

Huh?

Jake! What's going on with you?

I don't know is it okay?

[Finn] It's pretty sick!

[Jake] Man, what's going on with you?

What do you mean?

[demon tree groans]

Nothing, man, I don't want to scare you.

Did you get lonely and start eating

everything in the house until you almost died?

Yeah, I'm a dog.

What did you think I was gonna do

when you leave me for seven days?

Uh, yeah, sorry, Jake.

[wind whooshing]

Uh, is this the afterlife or something?

Well, I was being eaten alive by vultures right before this.

So, it might be.

What? Where's your corporeal form?

I'm stuck with a wedgie high up

in a massive tree in the wasteland.

Okay, if I'm not dead,

I'm gonna wake up and go save you right now.

[grunts]

[sighs] I can't wake up!

Dude, you gotta slap me.

Ah!

Again!

Oh!

Hey, you!

Uh, can you help Finn slap me awake really hard?

[low growl]

Aah! Yah!

[yells, gasps]

I'm coming, Finn!

[grunts]

[vultures squawking]

[gasps]

[pulsating]

Jake needs me.

[grunts]

Bye bye, birdies!

Yah!

Finn, I miss you so much!

Okay, Finn... you know what you have to do...

Complete the wedgie!

[straining]

Moisture, come to me!

[straining]

[breathing heavily]

Mmm! [breathing heavily]

Hot, hot, hot, hot!

Hot, hot, hot, hot!

[breathing heavily, sighs]

You okay?

[groans]

Jake, you found me.

I was on my way to save you...

I came to save you, too, bro.

But this was something only you could finish.

So you watched the whole thing?

Yeah, man. I couldn't even blink.

Thanks, man.

[vultures squawking]

Get down!

You boids hungry?

[baby vultures squawking]

[vulture squawking]

Back to my target weight.

Oh, my precious Finn,

we should never ever do

any kind of challenge ever again

unless we do it together.

Yeah, dude,

[lizard 1] You see the naked kid?

[closing theme song playing]

♪ Come along with me ♪

♪ And the butterflies and bees ♪

♪ We can wander through the forest ♪

♪ And do so as we please ♪

[in robotic voice] Fred Films.