Original subtitles

♪ Adventure Time ♪

♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪

♪ We'll go To very distant lands ♪

♪ With Jake the Dog And Finn the Human ♪

♪ The fun will never end ♪

♪ Adventure Time ♪

Side Quests.

-[glass breaks] -[Jake] Hmm.

-[glass breaks] -Hmm.

-[glass breaks] -Hmm.

[Jake] Where is it?

Hmm. Hmm.

Hmm. Hmm. Hmm? Hmm.

Hey, Finn, have you seen my viola?

Oh, right, he's on his Quiet Sandwich Retreat today.

Where did it go?

Hmm?

[laughing]

Uh, that's an interesting toy, Shelby.

Jake, I didn't expect to see you there.

You didn't expect to see me in my own house?

Well, whatever.

Look, I need your help.

Have you seen my viola, AKA your house?

Nope. But check out this cool trick.

Ha-ha.

Hmm. You seem pretty chill for someone

whose house has up and disappeared.

[chuckles] Me? Chill?

Well, yeah, I am always chill.

Look, I'm walking the dog.

Hmm. Hmm?

What's this stinky shoe about?

Why is there a bed in there?

A what? [chuckles] The shoe?

[chuckles nervously] I don't know. I don't know.

I'm busy yo-yo-ing.

Shelby.

[laughing] What?

[laughing]

Hmm. Shelby.

Uh...

-Shelby. -[shuddering] Uh...

Shelby, Shelby, Shelby, Shelby, Shelby.

-Shelby! -Yes, I traded the viola

for this yo-yo, and now I live in this gross, old shoe!

-You what? -I'm sorry.

I just had to do it.

Look how cool this yo-yo is.

So beautiful.

It's just a regular yo-yo, Shelby.

I need my viola to play a song I wrote for Lady tonight.

Now take me to where you got this thing

so we can un-trade it.

Oh, man.

Whoa, Shelby, are you sure this is the right place?

[Shelby] Yeah, Jake. Everyone knows

this swamp has all the best stuff.

What do you mean, "Everyone knows"?

Yeah. Look over there.

That's the trading post.

We might be able to talk to someone.

[both grunting]

Hey, toads. Quit wrestling. I need your help.

Don't tell us what to do.

Listen! I'm here to get something back that was traded.

[both laughing]

-That's cute. -All deals are final.

No going back. Understand?

Mmm-hmm. Yeah. They did mention that.

Okay. Then, how about a new trade?

This yo-yo for my viola.

Oh. The viola guy, huh?

Well, it's too late, anyways.

Big Don stopped by and it caught his eye.

[stammers] Big Don?

You know this dude?

Everyone knows Big Don.

Then I guess I need to talk to Big Don.

[laughs] Sure. You do that.

But bring some bandages.

Because you're gonna get beat down.

[both laughing]

All right, Shelby, take me to this Big Don guy.

Jake, we can't go back to him. The deal is done.

Why don't we just share the yo-yo?

Shelby, this isn't just any viola

we're talking about.

We can get you the exact same model, Jake.

That's not the same!

I've had it since I was a baby.

It was passed down from my great-great-grandpa.

And I'll pass it down to my children,

and they theirs, and so on.

You traded my stuff,

so you're taking me to the guy who has it.

All right, man.

No... No big deal.

All right, Jake.

Big Don's is right up ahead there.

What, this stinky old stump?

Yeah. Now, let's just turn around

-and go home. -Sorry, pal, I'm going in.

Ah!

How can I help you?

Yo, Shelby. This is the guy?

Yes, Jake. Please try not to embarrass me.

-No. -Jake.

Hey, Big Don.

My friend Shelby here traded my viola for this yo-yo,

but it wasn't his to trade.

So I'm gonna need it back now.

[laughs]

Your viola?

I think you mean my viola.

Why, I oughta...

You give me back my viola right now! [straining]

[laughs]

I like your fighting spirit,

so I'll give you a chance.

If you really want that viola back,

then you gotta win it.

Jake, I got a bad feeling about this.

Yeah. All right. Sure.

Then your fate is sealed.

Join me within.

Jake! Come back!

Where did he go?

Oh, no, I just remembered toads eat worms, Jake.

Don't worry. I got your back.

My viola!

[laughs] Yes.

And if you want it,

you'll have to prove yourself in the ring.

[all croaking]

Just your typical tag team wrestling championship.

No biggie.

Huh. I was expecting something way worse.

-We're in! -No, I'm an artist!

Excellent. Choose a team name,

and make your wrestling outfits

using materials from the fabric wall.

[gasps]

[Big Don] Introducing Team Yo-Yo

versus Los Dramaticos.

You like drama, huh?

I'll give you drama.

I will destroy you slimy frogs,

and reclaim what has always been... Ah!

-Jake! -Shelby! Get in here! Help!

Uh, I got no hands, Jake.

Do something!

Ah! Help me!

[screams]

[screams]

Yo-Yos win!

[croaking]

All right, Big Don, we won.

Now hand over the viola.

Poor, poor fools.

That was just round one...

of 100. [laughs]

Next up, it's Yo-Yos versus the Amphibiboys.

[both gasp]

Whoa! What's all that?

[Shelby] Some kind of goop, Jake.

[both grunt]

No goop gonna keep me from my prize, Shelby.

-Get 'em! -Jake, wait!

[grunting]

[Jake trilling]

-[toad grunts] -[Shelby exclaims]

[gasps]

[exclaims]

Okay. The yo-yo is pretty cool.

I'm glad you finally came around.

Another win for Yo-Yo.

[croaking]

[Big Don] Yo-Yos

versus The Leapin' Leapers.

When dog doth dance...

And worm be wiggle...

Cross and twixt their velvet chords.

-What the heck is going-- -[slapping]

See now our prose and saucy giggle.

-[Leaper 1] Whoops! -[Leaper 2] The buns of serfs

and lords.

[both] See they sweat.

See they quiver.

Our word's a sword.

The tongue deliver.

I prefer limericks.

[both scream]

Let's hear it for the Yo-Yos.

[croaking]

[Big Don] Here come the Stinkiboys!

Come on, Shelby. These guys look super weak.

Let's get them.

[laughs]

I got you, you little...

Oh. [retches] Oh. Oh, God, no.

[retches]

Save yourself, Shelby.

It's too late.

It's too late!

Shelby, no!

[blabbering]

Agh! Oh, no! Ugh. I can still smell them.

Yo-Yos win!

[all coughing]

[Big Don] Next up, Yo-Yos versus the Gilded Dames.

[Jake] The Gilded Dames.

What are you gonna do, glam us out of the ring?

[laughs] Uh...

[grunting]

Is this is how we die?

Stay strong, Shelby. Oh.

[both exclaim]

[gasps] Yo-Yos!

[croaking]

[both panting]

Yo...

[both straining]

...Yo!

[grunting weakly]

And Yo-Yos win again!

That puts them at the top of the chart.

[croaking]

Whoo. We did it, Shelby.

My viola that's mine is finally mine again.

Ha-ha-ha! Come to papa, baby.

Not so fast, Team Yo-Yo.

You've only battled 99 contestants.

So if you want your little prize,

you're gonna have to take on the reigning champion.

[both] Huh?

Me!

[both screaming]

[croaking]

All right, Yo-Yos, let's go.

Oh, man. Come on. Can't we take a break or something?

You'll get all the rest you need in my tummy,

because I'm gonna eat ya.

-Wait, what? -[both exclaim]

[Shelby] I knew they just wanted to eat us!

Man, why did you make us fight all those dudes

if you just wanted a snack?

I just generally love wrestling!

[Jake] That's super obvious when I think about it!

-[punches] -[both scream]

Jake, if I don't make it, I want you to have my yo-yo.

Come on, Shelby.

We still got some fight left in... Shelby!

[slurps] Ahh.

Shelby! [sobbing] No!

[laughs maniacally]

What's this?

Shelby.

You're a genius!

It's yo-yo time, baby!

[gasps]

Whee!

[Lady Rainicorn speaking in Korean]

[in English] What? Traumatized?

You gotta be kidding me. Ah!

-[Lady Rainicorn in Korean] -Ow! Ow! Ow!

[laughs] Yeah, right.

Me and Jake could have fought a billion toads.

Yo-Yos forever!

[exclaims]

Whee!

You got that right.

And I'd do it all again for my viola.

How else would I be able to woo you

with a sweet little ditty like this?

[playing viola]

[Jake singing] ♪ The other day I said ♪

♪ That beans were not A legume ♪

♪ When you corrected me I got a little bit mad ♪

♪ But I looked it up And I was wrong ♪

-♪ I'm sorry, Lady ♪ -[clapping]

Fred Films.